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[jammydacatdontaskwhy]

As a crystal..., FOSILS. I WILL BREAK YOU DOWN, TEAR YOU APART, SPLAY THE GORE OF YOUR PROFANE ACROSS THE STARS. I WILL GRING YOU DOWN UNTILL THE VERY LAST SPARKS BEG FOR MERCY. MY HANDS SHALL RELLISH YOU, ENDING THIS HERE AND NOW!

I will make sure all of you fossils turn VEGAN🫑🍆🌽🍄🥑🥒🥬🥦🥔🧄🧅🥕🫚🫛🍄‍🟫🥜🫘🫒👶🍅🫐🍓🍒🍑🍐🍏🍎🍊🍋🍋‍🟩🍌🍍🥭🍉🍈🍇🥥🥝🍃🌿. >:3

[coyging]

[kukkapuro]

*Accidentally leaves a piece of cheese out on his counter* Oh no... how could Renji be so clumsy and do such a thing... Guess this is a chance for a certain arrancar to come and steal it.... while Renji's not looking - oh no!

🐾👀 ...sniff sniff... SNIFFFFF... CHEEEESE?!?! 🧀🧠💥💥💥

💨💨—WHOOMPF.💨💨

A blur of wiggle and zoom SLAMS into the countertop then liiiiifts to peek at the surface!!! 🎯🐶 Kukkapūro STARES at the cheese. This is an emergency. 🔥🧀 Experts (aka: Kukkapūro. It’s just him. He’s the expert.) say cheese must NEVER be left unsupervised!!! That’s a LAW!!! 📜🐾⚖️

He slooooowly reaches up one paw… another… little pink tongue sticking out in heroic focus… 😤👅🐾 SUCCESS!!! THE CHEESE HAS BEEN NEUTRALIZED!!! 🍽️🧀✨

A waggle-wag note is left behind, scribbled in crayon (probably)

“dear renjisama, i has saved ur home from unguarded dairy. 🧀💀 u r welcome. 💪🐶 pls leave out 5-7 more just in case. 🍖 sincerely, kukkapūro, cheese enforcement unit (c.e.u.) officer level: MAXIMUM.” 🐾🎖️🚓🧀💕

[reddye23]

[cannibalismrequired]

When you are getting battered with an onslaught of fruits, absolutely pummeled with the stuff, and your aggressor pauses to give you some sagely advice:

[mistchievous]

Fruits & Vegetables Ask Game

🥝 - I feel the need to protect you 🥥 - Chill vibes 🍇 - Would feed ducks by the lake with you 🍈 - One of the best blogs I follow 🍉 - Cool, calm, and collected 🍊 - Soooo talented 🍋 - You seem bitter 🍌 - Chaos Demon 🍍 - People need to put some respect on your name 🥭 - I'd really like to be friends with you 🍎 - Popular AF 🍏 - A little tart but still sweet 🍐 - Soft vibes 🍑 - Will kick someone's ass if necessary 🍒 - Probably a great kisser 🍓 - Big Brained AF 🍅 - Gender Envy 🍆 - BDE 🥵 🌽 - Corny but we like you anyway 🍄 - You grow on people like a fungus 🥑 - Let's make toast! 🥒 - Great sense of humor 🥦 - Let's take a walk through the woods 🥬 - In love with you tbh 🥕 - Marry me rn or I'll fight you with this carrot 🥔 - I just think you're neat 🧄 - Life of the party 🧅 - I'm so glad we're friends 🌰 - Let's cuddle by the fireplace together 🥜 - Have a peanut

[deathdetermineslife]

the ULTIMATE f/o infodumping ask game!

(this is gonna be a long one...)

🍓 - disregarding the career your f/o currently has, what other career would they consider going into, if given the chance?

🍒 - if your f/o and you spend a day doing anything, anything at all, what would they do and why?

🍎 - what's your f/o's favorite drink? any drink, alcoholic or non alcoholic!

🍉 - is your f/o religious? what's their opinion on religion or spirituality?

🍑 - is your f/o more comfortable giving or receiving gifts? why? do they have any preferences on gifts they like receiving?

🍊 - if you asked your f/o to peel an orange for you, what would they do?

🥭 - did your f/o have stuffed animals growing up? do they still have stuffed animals? do they have a favorite?

🍍 - if you could change any one thing about your f/os backstory/character, what would you change? why?

🍌 - does your f/o have a vendetta against The Big Light™? what kind of lighting do they prefer?

🍋 - if your f/o could change one thing about themselves, what would they change and why?

🍋‍🟩 - is your f/o superstitious? is there any habits they follow or quirks they have to follow said superstitions? like not opening umbrellas indoors to avoid back luck?

🍈 - does your f/o believe in fate? do they thing everything is preplanned out by the universe or a higher power, or do they think that the idea of fate is bogus? why?

🍏 - if you have any queer headcanons for your f/o, how did they realize they were queer?

🍐 - does your f/o have any nervous ticks or idle quirks they do? like mindlessly tapping on a desk or fiddling with their hair when they're stressed?

🥝 - would your f/o ever let you do their make-up? what does their make-up process look like? is it simple? complex?

🫒 - what kind of hugger is your f/o? do they give good hugs? do they like hugs? do they like receiving hugs?

🫐 - is your f/o more of a writer or an artist? would you say your f/o is more left or right brained?

🍇 - if you and your f/o never met, what do you think your f/o would be doing right now?

🥥 - what hobbies does your f/o have? is there any hobby they would like to get into that they haven't tried out yet? what is it?

🍅 - if your f/o could buy you any gift in the world, whether it exists or not, what would they buy you? or, if they could make you something, what would it be?

🌶️ - does your f/o have any remedies they follow when they get sick? like taking a shot of whiskey to get rid of a fever?

🫚 - is your f/o a picky eater? is there any foods they will not under any circumstances, gun to their head, eat?

🥕 - when your f/o was little, did they dislike vegetables? do they still dislike them?

🧅 - what makes your f/o cry? do they get emotional at sad movies or books? do they only get emotional under very rare circumstances?

🌽 - does your f/o have a favorite animal? what is it? are they scared of any animals?

🥦 - does your f/o have any pet peeves? things that just really really get on their nerves? what are they and why?

🥒 - what's your f/o afraid of? do they have any phobias? anything minor they're scared of?

🥬 - what are some beige flags your f/o has? so, not bad, but not nessecarily good either. just. "oh. you do This."

🫛 - how does your f/o feel about pet names or nicknames? do they like them? hate them? what are their favorites and least favorites to be called and to use?

🫑 - how does your f/o feel about death? are they afraid of it? is there anything specific they'd like to do before they die?

🥑 - is there any niche topics your f/o is interested in? what are they and why do they like them?

🍠 - what are a few of your f/os favorite pastimes or things that they do when they're bored?

🍆 - does your f/o have a favorite scent? why is it their favorite? do they have a least favorite scent?

🧄 - does your f/o have any allergies? food or otherwise?

🥔 - does your f/o have any food dishes they make often? is there any foods you make for your f/o that they enjoy?

🍄‍🟫 - if your f/o could be any mythological species, what would they be? if your f/o is already a mythological species, would they ever want to be human?

I recommend practicing reblog karma ! people love infodumping about their f/os :) I also recommend sending more than one emoji at a time,,, there are Many here...!!!

[pjackk]

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[andythesilly]

kill them with kindness?? No, WHEREFORE DOST THOU OBTAIN SUCH CRAZY FOOD THOU CRAZY FUSS ‼️‼️ 🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍓🍇🍉🍌🍋‍🟩🫐🍈🍒🍑🥭🍆🍅🥝🥥🍍🥑🫛🥦🥬🥒🫒🥕🌽🫑🌶️🧄🧅🥔🍠🫚🥨🥖🍞🥯🥐🧀🥚🍳🧈🥞🍖🍗🥩🥓🧇🦴🌭🍔🍟🍕🌮🧆🥙🥪🫓🌯🫔🥗🥘🫕🍲🍜🍝🫙🥫🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🍤🥠🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍩🍿🫘🍯🥛🫗🍼🥤🧃🍵☕️🫖🧋🍶🍺🍻🥂🧉🍹🍸🥃🍷🍾🧊🥄🍴🍽️🧂🥢🥡🥣

[warmfuzzyanimal]

fruit attack 🍇🍈🍉🍊🍋🍌🍍🥭🍎🍏🍐🍑🍒🍓🫐🥝🥑🫒🥥

[red-hot-vampire-punk]

Alright tag game time =)

Im mounting a boycott on my account to defund billionaires, and im starting this tag game to have some fun with it!

Spread the word of this post!

Reblog to get one cupcake 🧁

Reblog and tag 3 people to get 2 cupcakes 🧁🧁

Reblog and tag 5 people to get a cupcake and ice cream 🍦🧁

Reblog and tag 10 people to get cake and ice cream 🍰🍨

Reblog and tag 13 people to get popcorn, ice cream, and a cookie🍿🍦🍪

Reblog and tag 15 people to get watermelon, pizza, and cake 🍉🍕🍰

Reblog and tag 20 people to get a donut and boba 🍩🧋

Reblog and tag 25 people to get waffles, pancakes 🧇🥞

Reblog and tag 30 people to get bread, cheese, milk, and chocolate

Reblog and tag 40 people to get a customized four course emoji meal! 🍜☕️🧃🥪🌭🍕🍚 🍰🧁🎂🍪

Reblog and tag 50 people to get a cornucopia 🎉🍏🍉🍓🍇🍒🌽🍌🫒🌶️🥕🍠🥐🥨🥖🍳🧇🥓🧀🥞🍔🥪🌯🥙🍟🍕🌮🥘🍝🫕🍜🍨🍦🍧🧁🍰🎂🍿🍫🍬🍭🍩🫘🍪🌰☕️🧋🥤🧃🥛🍾

Post the purple image above on your irl instagram story (yeah I know meta is bad but it also doesn’t cost money so I feel like it’s a valid place to use for activism) to claim cake and pretzels 🥨🥨🥨🥨🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁

Post the image on your Instagram story as an add-yours template to claim pretzels, chocolate, donuts, and oranges 🥨🥨🥨🥨🥨🍫🍫🍫🍫🍩🍩🍩🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊

Reblog this post with a personal story about how you’ve personally begun boycotting corporations to claim baguettes, fried eggs, and bacon 🥖🥖🥖🥖🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓

Make your own version of this food game or start making your own posts about the boycott to claim every food emoji in my phone and also literally my gratitude forever 🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍋‍🟩🍌🍉🍇🍓🫐🍈🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥝🍅🍆🥑🫛🥦🥬🥒🌶️🫑🌽🥕🫒🧄🧅🥔🍠🫚��🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🥚🍳🧈🥞🧇🥓🥩🍗🍖🦴🌭🍔🍟🍕🫓🥪🥙🧆🌮🌯🫔🥗🥘🫕🥫🍝🍜🍲🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍤🍙🍚🍘🍥🥠🥮🍢🍡🍧🍨🍦🥧🧁🍰🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🍿🍩🍪🌰🥜🫘🍯🥛🫖☕️🍵🧃🥤🧋🍶🧉🍾🥣🥡🧂

If you reblog and mention that you follow me/have liked multiple posts of mine you also get burritos and tacos! 🌯🌮

This is focused on social activism, it’s not just for fun. Please help with the boycott if you can, but no hate to anyone who needs to buy whatever they have to in order to survive, I understand you guys :)

[theythatsayohmystars]

vegetables? WRONG! SPORTACANDY!! 🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍋‍🟩🍌🍉🍇🍓🫐🍈🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥝🍅🍆🥑🫛🥦🥬🥒🌶️🫑🌽🥕🫒🧄🧅🥔🍠🫚🥗

[ckret2]

I shall gift Bill a salad bc they are yummy :)

@gooseycantsleep asked: Then how about a chicken soup with spice and Stan-bread (ifykwim)?

Anonymous asked: Carrots 🥕

@biblicallyaccuratechicken reblogged: #🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍋‍🟩🍌🍉🍇🍓🫐🍈🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥝🍅🍆🥑🫛🥦🥬🥒🌶️🫑🌽🥕🫒🧄🧅🥔🍠🫚🥐🥯🧀🥚🥞🥓🥩🍗🍖🦴🌭🍔🍕🥪🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🥘🫕🥫🍝🍜🍲

[sizzlingcandyjellyfishhhhhh]

🍒🍓🍊🍑🍉🍎🍇🍊🍋🍍🍌🥑🍏🍈🍐🥝🥭🥥🍅🍋‍🟩🫐

[wjehfshs]

Since it’s the first day of pride month I’ll be doing avatar characters sexualities!

Any hate WILL be deleted

Also I know sexuality isn’t really a thing on Pandora also like how gender isn’t but this is just for the sake of pride month

Lo’ak:

Bisexual but doesn’t know it yet, just thinks attractive people are attractive 👍

Kiri:

I wanna say lesbian but I also kinda like Spiri, so I’d say bisexual but if Spider didn’t exist, lesbian

Jake:

Straight ally

Neytiri:

“Straight” (loves Jake with all her heart but had a few moments with girls when she was a teen)

Neteyam:

Unlabelled but has a hard time not staring at men sometimes

Ao’nung:

THAT MF IS G-G-G-GAYYYY 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🍒🍓🍇🍎🍉🍑🍊🍋🍍🍌🥑🍏🍈🍐🥝🥭🥥🍅🍋‍🟩🫐 FRUITYY

(Edit: idk why but I feel like human Ao’nung would be pansexual. Idk it’s just feeling in my gut)

Tsireya:

Pansexual

Rotxo:

Pansexual and demisexual

Spider:

Has no clue just knows that he does infact experience some sort of romantic feelings and such

Ronal:

Bisexual icon, dare I say also polyamorous

Tonowari:

Straight but also polyamorous

They don’t have anyone else atm but they’d be open to it

(Btw if I see any polyamorous hate u will be blocked)

Koro (Ao’nungs friend who’s a Rotxo wanna-be):

Gay

Nash’vi (also Ao’nungs friend, the one with the long hair):

Aroace

Ongu (the last one of Ao’nungs friends):

Straight, tries to be an ally but doesn’t quite get it yet ✊😞

Quartich:

Straight and HOMPHOBIC (/hj)

Norm:

Straight ally, used to date Trudy before she yknow…

Max:

Gay

Trudy:

Bisexual

Grace:

Lesbian 100%

Tsu’tey:

Straight ally

Okkk that’s it bye

[averagechuckfan]

Howdy and welcome back! Hope you’re doing okay and are well fed/hydrated (that is a threat /pos)

In honor of your return, how about a tmnt smut post? One where the turtle of your choosing returns home to a very happy reader after a difficult mission.

You get to pick the details of what all is written but again, I hope you’ve eaten. If you haven’t, here’s some virtual food

🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍋‍🟩🍌🍉🍇🍓🫐🍈🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥝🍅🍆🥑🫛🥦🥬🥒🌶️🫑🌽🥕🫒🧄🧅🥔🍠🫚🥐🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🥚🍳🧈🥞🧇🥓🥩🍗🍖🦴🌭🍔🍟🍕🫓🥪🧆🥙🌮🌯🫔🥗🥘🫕🥫🫙🍝🍜🍲🍛🍣🥟🍱🦪🍤🍙🍚🍘🍥🥠🥮🍢🍡🍧🍨🍦🥧🧁🍰🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🍿🍩🍪🌰🥜🫘🍯🥛🫖☕️🍵🧃🥤🧋🍶

(Thanks for the food(⁠｡⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠✧ !!! This one's gonna be about Leonardo 2k12 cu I think there's almost nothing about the 2k12 boys)

Warning → +18 (English is not my first language)

(all characters are aged up so don't start with your shit in the comments)

You were spending your time with your amazing boyfriend, watching Spaces Heros just you and him sitting on the couch doing nothing, it was late at night so everyone was already asleep... Well almost everyone because Donatello was still up working on something in his lab, his doors were close and put a paper on one of them saying "staying up all night working, please don't disturb (Mikey)". You looked at Leo who was really into the episode you two were watching, he noticed you were staring at him so he looked back at you.

— You seem to be enjoying a lot this show —

— I do enjoy it so much, specially if it's with you by my side, you know how it goes? Everything is better if you share it with your special one? —

— Said no one ever — you replied chuckling, his cheeks turned red as he looked away.

— Now you're just being rude — he chuckles as well.

The episode was about to end when you suddenly felt a hand on your left thigh, you looked at him smiling, you knew what that means. You two took the opportunity of getting a bit freaky (not really) since everyone was asleep; at first it started with a kiss here and there... It ended up with you naked on the couch, Leo on top of you kissing your neck with his lips barley touching your skin making you feel weird in a good way. You cage him with you legs, firmly locked on his hips, you pulled him closer and he looked at you worried.

— ¿What if my brothers wake up? —

— You started worrying about it after ripping my clothes off? — you said as you tried hard not to laugh. Taking him by the shoulders, you pulled him into a kiss. Everything seems to getting a bit hotter, maybe even sloppy, messy.

He pulled away slightly, just enough to look at your eyes, he's just looking for permission at this point.

— ¿Can I? — he whispered weakly, his voice shaking slightly, he didn't have to ask twice for it. You ran you fingers all the way down on his plastron till you reach that special part, you asked him gently to just drop on your hand and he does it, taking it gently you stroke him before pressing it right on your entrance, you took a deep breath and push it inside with the help of his hips. You fill a knot forming on your stomach already; taking the time for it to stretch you out while you two kiss, you started moving your hips ever so slightly, waves of pleasure running through all your body as Leo started to move his hips, the tip of his cock kissing your cervix; You tried not to moan too loudly since you didn't want to get you two in troubles.

— ¡Wait! ¿Can we change positions? , I recently learned a new one from the internet — Leo seems to be a bit nervous a bout it but you ended up nodding.

— ¿How did you even? —

— Donnie's laptop... Don't ask... —

You chuckled softly but it ended up with a soft moan as he pulled out of your hole. Leo placed you on all fours and pushed you down on the couch, he put a pillow bellow your stomach for get a better angle of your entrance, he slowly got inside you again making you moan, in this new position he can hit the good spot easily.

— ¡Oh Fuck! — he started to move his hips fast against you, seems that in this new position your pussy squeez him just good. He keep a fast rhythm, your juices dripping down your thighs while some of it wet the couch, he started moaning softly as the pleasure became too much, he grabbed you by the hair and pulled you up with one hand while the other gripped for dear life your hip.

Picking up the pace, everything felt wet, hot, both of you all sweaty... Breathless; it didn't took too long for Leo to cum, he felt guilty about you not finishing so he quickly turn you around, put your legs around his neck, tongue out pressing against your folds, kissing your clit sweetly as eats you out... didn't took you too long to come as well. As you both catch your breath you heard something. Turning around your head you gasped and Leo quickly followed your eyes.

— ¿Can you guys keep the party silent? I'm trying to work over here — Donatello said before closing the door again.

(I fear I didn't ate with this one guys, I'm so sorry it took me too long to be back 😞....)