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@kidderkat

it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living

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spot the difference:

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[nanakorobiyaokii]

LMAO HE SO SMOL AND HE’S BRATTY

[lovereadandwrite]

Fyozai in BSD 121

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angel face . ݁₊ ⊹.ᐟ

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Mini beanss

Horrific creatures

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"You aren't Dazai-san. Your presence felt different from Dazai-san's."

[arknights-imagines]

In honor of Thorns Alter event releasing today, I'd like to request Thorns with his ribbon used as a hair tie!

Sbjshss hiya anons and valiant!! 🥹🫶 Tysm for your asks and for participating in the Pink Ribbon event aaa!! 🎀

The people have spoken...and the people want Thorns... Wksosjjss I am!! Obligated to deliver lololsjsks!!! 😭🙏

OFC you guys can give Thorns a ribbon hair tie!! 🎀 Such a cute spot aaa and definitely suits him! His hair is... Like a mop... Could use a something to pretty it up lololol! 😭

Also!! Just in time for Exodus From The Pale Sea 🎊 I hope everyone is enjoying the event and had good fortune on your pulls 💕🤲 (and exciting for me to write for him again now that we've seen more of his character in this event... He's... So goofy...?! 😭)

Tiny warning: this one gets a lil suggestive at the end sbsjshs... The nature of Thorns' forwardness sbsjhs 😭

Anons, valiant, and everyone else!! Please enjoy!! 💘

Thorns' Hair!

A pink ribbon, dainty and sweet; now where, dear anons and @valiantyouthdreamer, shall it become a bow?

[a total of 08 ribbons have been made a bow!]

A dainty ribbon, he’s reminded of the colour produced when phenolphthalein mixes with alkaline in his beaker and of the soft texture of his hair the rare days he manages to tame it, ties around to gather up Thorns’ hair into its usual crooked ponytail.

“Huh? ...¿Qué es?” Thorns’ mumbles in Iberian as he reaches behind his head to touch at the ribbon - when you mentioned your gift as delicate, he’d washed his hands two, three times in effort to purge them of the smudges that he swears appear from nothing -, golden eyes narrowed slightly at the reflection of his new accessory in the mirror you’re holding up to him, “Sunbeam, so this is the gift you had for me? I don’t get it.”

Perhaps, with his words hitting blunt and his tone as uninterested as typical, one would assume the Ægir was counting the seconds until you’d remove the silly bow and he could resume his work on his newest drug. However, proof of his interest is in how his fingers insistently tug and flick at the bow’s wings and tails, while his gaze is alight and unable to pull from the pink ribbon.

Thorns huffs before the pout can begin on your lips, “No te pongas así. I didn’t say I have an issue with it, did I?” The smile twitching the corner of his lips conveys what his words do not - of course he likes it. Or, is he meant to not like anything his solcito gifts him?

When your fingers fiddle through umber locks to tighten the bow, then stray to fuss with his hair - ever distracted by the disobedient, ever-unruly fluffy tufts on his head, he’s noticed -, Thorns tilts his head into your hands until he can catch his palm with your cheek, nuzzling against your touch, “But, did you test the ribbon’s durability? By now, you should be used to what happens to my clothes and hair.” An exasperated roll of his eyes while he gestures up and down his form; a rucked-up pant leg as if he’d gotten dressed half conscious that morning, a corner of his shirt untucked and spilling over his waistband, and a powdery smudge on his cheek that’s evidence of one of his flasks exploding earlier, “I’m not sure if a pink ribbon actually suits me.”

A rough exhale ruffles the locks of hair falling into Thorns’ eyes, hands lifting to adjust his hair - and as always, failing -, stopping to brush his fingers against the pink bow again, “I don’t deny I want to wear it, but, I mean, it’ll just end up ruined, sunbeam. I’d rather not ruin something you gave me.” One of his hands give up their useless effort, and settle on your waist instead to pull you closer, “Don't worry about it. I’ll be careful--”

One of his fingers chooses that moment to snag onto one of the pink bow’s wings - of course.

The ribbon’s shape skews uneven now, one wing too big and one tail too short. Staring at you with widened golden eyes, the Ægir stiffens like a wood plank before deflating with a huff, “Mierda.” His offending hand joins the other on your waist to negate any further damage, “Sorry, sunbeam.”

Thorns tucks his face against your neck, mumbling against your skin as you chime with mirth, “If it’s a muestra de cariño you’re interested in, sunbeam…” Brown hair is ticklish against your jawline, the uneven pink bow peeking out between frizzed-up locks, as he trails warm lips down the slope of your neck.

Searching - only for moments, too easily finding his target - before Isidro’s lips press a kiss over the beat of your pulse, “You know there are more effective methods of doing so, right?”

NOW PLAYING: Let The Light In - Lana Del Rey: 'Cause I love, to love, to love, to love you / I hate to hate, to hate, to hate you

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Daniel Ricciardo | 2014 Hungarian Grand Prix | 📸 by Jelena Trajković

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[emsprovisions]

Smut week - time and place, if nobody’s asked already!

Ask and ye shall receive 🙂‍↕️

TK slumps over the railing when he’s spent, and Carlos slumps against him, panting, but pressing chaste kisses along TK’s bare skin. TK feels a finger slip past his sensitive rim, and he doesn’t have to ask to know Carlos is trying to keep a part of himself inside TK for just a little longer.

TK turns his face over his shoulder, puckering his lips like all he wants is a sweet little kiss. Carlos leans in, the angle awkward, and the kiss messy, but none of it is any less perfect.

TK loves being married to this man, living this life with him. And he’s also finding that he loves sloppy sex followed by even sloppier kisses on balconies in Italy.

He’s thinking thoughts about getting Carlos laid out on the outdoor chaise later and riding him, when Carlos’s lips slide to his neck.

[lovereadandwrite]

the bandaged man is not real & he cannot hurt you🕴️

BSD 121.5

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[kiivg]

Goddard was in his 70s at the beginning of Inquisition. Is he still around and if he is, do you think he’s involving himself with Solas and his world-ending shenanigans?

.Tf u mean IF?????? ☹️ BioWare did me dirty making the game 10 years into the future.

.I’m kidding ofc he’s around!! I literally made my HoF immortal because I cannot face any of my OCs dying 🙏 tbh I don’t actually know what year DAV is set in because I’ve seen people saying 9:51 and 9:53 so 🤷‍♂️ Goddard was born in 8:70 so he’s in his eighties at least.

.So initially I was like HELL YEAH Goddard Returns!!!!! And then it’s very clear that (as I SAID) the game was basically shoehorning you into being best buddies with Solas regardless of choice and I can tell you that a) Goddard doesn’t have a clue who Solas is and b) he would absolutely kill him on sight if he was presented with a “this guy is trying to end the world” scenario. Anyway, more below 💋.

.Edit!!! Also!!!! Solas stole his fucking wedding ring!!! What the fuck!!!!! He’d beat the shit outta him!!!!!.

.A bit on Goddard’s back story; since he was away so much with the Orlesian Army and then the Fereldan Army he missed out on a lot of his kids’ childhoods, (there’s also a disconnect between him and Fulton II re: Goddard’s own relationship with his father, and then the filicide of Wakefield, and the bastard Lei appearing), and whilst he has repaired the relationships with them he still very much regrets prioritising war over his family even though he was basically taught this from childhood. Goddard was raised to be a tyrant and warmonger, he was made for fighting in wars and winning them. However! He now has the chance to get to spend time with him family, since the Inquisition is over, he handed his army to the Divine, he’s made reparations to the Baroulx family, and he’s absolute besties with Emperor Gaspard.

.Since the end of Inquisition, he’s been retired, he has ten grandchildren and nine great grandchildren, he went back to ruling his bannorn for a few years, then passed it over to Twyla (his eldest child), and decided he’d rather just do whatever the hell he wants now. He still fights, sparring and what not to keep in shape, he might be old but he’s not going to just crumple into dust!! Also considering I have Goddard II (Twyla’s Grandson/Gylda’s First Born) bethrothed to Gaspard’s daughter Lienne. (they are however children atm), he’s spending a lot of time in Orlais.

.I do think he gets roped back into things when he’s in Orlais. I think Hawke is the first one to realise shit is going down, and since he’s friendly with both Andrastopher (HoF) and Goddard, he kind of gathers them in preparation for something to happen (Varric’s letters grow increasingly worrying). Which means they’re all in Orlais together when shit hits the fan. Also there, is Lei (Goddard’s bastard son and Andrastopher’s Warden Second), and he is tasked with seeing how things are going in the north after Morrigan turns up for aid; after all Lei is a Grey Warden, half-Dalish, and son of the Herald of Andraste. He’s also a pretty good guy and overall trustworthy etc etc. a HUNK lbh.

.(On a side note, I’m 90% sure the Crossroads are like really exhausting to traverse for anyone who isn’t an elf so idk how anyone non-elven is chilling there??? But that’s another factor in Lei going. I’m not reading TME again just to check, but… I should…. For Gaspard 🥴🫶).

.So Goddard just liaises with his son throughout the whole thing, and trusts him entirely to do the right thing. He’s busy fighting for Gaspard, corralling the old Inquisition back together to aid Orlais knowing that Andrastopher is pulling together Ferelden’s armies at the same time. Hawke on the other hand absolutely legs it to Starkhaven to be with Sebastian (oh HC that this is why Starkhaven has the best survival in the Free Marches; Hawke forewarned them) even though their relationship is hush hush 🤫.

.I think Goddard would desperately want to return to Ostwick to be with his family during Veilguard but Twyla has a hand on things and he trusts her implicitly. Also he would look like a mad coward if he left lmao, can you imagine?? Herald of Andraste fleeing home when things get bad????.

.I do like the idea of all four of them getting together post Veilguard, because a) Andrastopher has slept with both Farid (Rook) and Doherty Hawke, b) Doherty would absolutely be mad at Farid for that thing that happens, c) Farid would be mad at Goddard for working with Solas in the first place, d) Goddard and Andrastopher already have beef over their sons anyway, like?? Hello smth is gonna happen with these four guys lbh.

.I do want to say originally Farid was going to be Goddard’s son, as he did have a liaison with a woman at some point before having children with Yetta (his wife) but it would make Farid too old so 🤷‍♂️ then I thought woag what if he was Gaspard’s bastard, and then I couldn’t because it would be borderline ??? Because Farid’s half brother Jean-Esmeral would be sleeping with Gaspard without knowing that their mother had also slept with him several times decades prior and had baby Farid together 😬🙂‍↔️ no thanku.

.The main thing is they’re all safe and sound 🙏 and even if I do love the idea of a last stand in Amaranthine/Starkhaven/Orlais, broken the moment Farid does his thing with the Veilguard ykno ykno, they’re still all safe 🙂‍↕️🫶💕.