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[casinocarpediem]

M reader breeding deadpool with so much cum? 😩

▪︎■☆One More, Please☆■▪︎

☆ 🔞!!NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!🔞

☆ amab!bot!Deadpool / amab!dom!reader

☆ short-ish

☆ sorry for the delay~~ again-....

°○☆NSFW under the cut☆○°

"Holy- fucking– SHIT" Wade sobs. Your fingers having to stuff his mouth to get him to shut up because goddamn is he loud! And you're not planning on getting yelled at by your land lady by tomorrow.

It's not his fault, really. Not when you have your dick buried inside him. Warm and wet and Jesus christ, whyd you have to be so big? Your cock was rubbing up against spots he never knew he thought would still work like it used to. He's not complaining, not at all. When he pushes his ass to get a little more of your girth inside of him. Slamming his prostate repeatedly in the process. Wade's cock rutting against the sheets, in rhythm to your own rough movements.

He's panting like a dog with half of his face buried into the pillow. Screaming like a little bitch even with your fingers seldomly choking him. ("Just the way he liked it" Wade reassures you beforehand almost all the time).

The more you move the more he feels another wave, euphoria crashing down like a 7.0 magnitude of an earthquake. He shivers when he cums. Screams while having a death grip on the poor poor sheets. Coating the material in his liquid again. And again... and again... you had the stamina, he had the sex drive. The 4th time he cums, you joined him in harmony. Filling him to the brim again. And a certain amount also flowing out of his hole and sliding down his thighs.

When your dick leaves his cum stuffed body, Wade shivers when he feels even more of your fluids drip down his thighs and onto the sheets. Trying to use the rest of his energy to bring his ass even higher and present himself to you.

"Cmon... one more one more pretty pleaseeee" He'll whine. Just like last time. He isn't stopping until either of you tap out.

[abstractdogwolfthing]

Watch my wife cry

She deserves it but also no she doesn’t 😒😒

(Use she/her on both NMs 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️)

Anatomy is a bit off but I’m so exhausted who gaf about proper anatomy

I had a bad BAD day today so I’m projecting onto the love of my life 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[total-drama-brainrot]

"It's okay, little buddy. Hypnosis isn't scary. Al had hypnotized me before and I'm alright!" Owen happily said to Noah. "I think you should let Al help you conquer your fear. I'll be right beside you, so nothing embarrassing will happen to you, I promise."

Noah hesitated, looking at Alejandro with a mixture of fear and suspicion. The other contestants, sensing the tension, nodded in agreement.

"Yeah, man. We'll all be here with you. You're not going to be alone." Tyler said.

Finally, Noah relented, feeling the pressure of his peers. "Alright, fine. But you better keep your word."

Alejandro grinned, his white teeth gleaming in the dim light. "Of course, Noah. You have my word."

Alejandro began to swing his necklace back and forth in front of Noah's face, the hypnotic movement calming his nerves. "Look at the pendant, Noah. Watch it go back and forth, back and forth. You're feeling more relaxed already, aren't you?"

Noah's eyes followed the pendant, mesmerized despite his best efforts to resist. "Yeah… it's… calming…" he muttered.

Alejandro smiled, his voice steady and soothing. "That's right, Noah. You're feeling very calm and relaxed right now. Your fears are beginning to fade away. You're starting to trust me. When I count to three and snap my fingers, you're going to fall asleep. One… Two... Three."

As Alejandro snapped his fingers, Noah's body relaxed completely, and his breathing deepened as he slipped into a deep sleep. Noah had a peaceful smile on his sleeping face. The other contestants watched with bated breath.

"Sleep well, mi amgio... He's going to need his rest now," whispered Alejandro. "But don't worry, I'll make sure that he's safe."

Most of the contestants nodded and walked out of the room.

Owen however hesitated. "... But I promised Noah that I would be right beside him when he wakes up."

"And you are a wonderful friend for doing that, but if you say or do something that wakes Noah up, it might reverse my work." Alejandro lies, looking at Owen with false patience.

Owen nervously looks at the sleeping Noah, then he sighs. "Okay then... If you say so, Al... I trust you."

Why does Owen feel like he's making a mistake?

As Owen left, Alejandro remained behind, standing over Noah. The Hypnotist whispered softly in Noah's ear, his voice like silk, "You're going to be so useful to me, Noah. You're going to help me achieve great things. You understand that, don't you?"

Noah's eyes still remained closed, but then he nodded slightly.

"Good boy. Now, let's put some more ambition in your mind, shall we?" 😈

anon, you can't just post an au fic of an au fic in my inbox and NOT expect me to go feral.

10/10, please post to ao3 so i can give you kudos. 👏

[eggyolkguzzler-archive]

SHE AINT NO DIVA🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵

BEYONCE!?

[rpfofficial]

look into your askbox, boy

[ziipzeepzop-eez]

hiiii

I wanna be cool like you! your blog aesthetic is the cutest, sometimes I just scroll your blog bc it's calming

I hope you have a lovely day 🫶🏻

oh my goodness!! 😱😍 hiiii hi there!!

this is so cute. YOU,, are so cute like what the heck? 😭 this lil message it put a hugeee smile on my face likeee, you don't even know 🥹 thank you so much!! and lemme tell you something - YOU ARE COOL!! 🫵🏽🩷 you're the absolute coolest in your own right! so we're gonna be cool together!!

haha and despite the chaos i see in it, i'm glad you find comfort and calmness in my little blog!! 🥹 stick around if you like! you're always welcome <33

and i hope you have a fantabulous day as well, darlin'! 🥰

[miguel-owhora]

auaghhhhh Cryptid reader and Miguel but instead of reader looking like those wacky furry beasts we're built like those mfs from the Mandela catalogue and vita carnis lmao idk I like looking extremely disturbing to look at and then I'm like "Do not be afraid, my dear shepherds. I have great news. I am your true savior. I know everything about what makes you human. I know what you love. I know what you dread." /ref

☆ 🤯

honestly im not into them, i like my monsters to be big and hairy and beastly but i can definitely see the appeal. mreader being all long limbed and elongated, with too skinny of a body and eyes too empty and dark, pitch black and spooky. he's cold and always watching, seemingly everywhere at once. he's watched humans for a very long time by no, and though his expression never reveals anything, he's startled when miguel approaches him... and continues to follow him around, and before he knows it, miguel proudly introduces mreader to everyone else.

and while you can't feel emotions normally, and your body never gets warm, the way you feel when miguel kisses you makes you believe you're human, even for just a couple seconds.

[gofishygo]

THEMEYHEMTHWMETBEMEGT THEME!!!!!!!

INDEED !!!!!!!!!1 still not particularly satisfied with this theme yet though... i feel like its missing something hhh

[stanheight-2004]

i support you roleplay account!

oh thank you!!

[casinocarpediem]

bro there's no way i am calling you 🤯 goofy ass theme tho

Oh you better be calling me 🤯

[ynjiu]

i woke up in a new bugatti 🤯

ok. 🙀

[nagihonos]

helloooo sorry i just wanted to say that your blog brings so much comfort and aesthetic ???? and also your art style is adorable

as is your passion for futari wa !!!!! you got me really intrested in it

💗💗💗💗💗💗💗

AAAAA thank youuuu 🥹❤️❤️❤️ im trying to get back into digital art so hearing this is really nice thank yyou so much

also good im glad i just really love this show 😌 😌 😌 idk what it is about precure that makes me so happy but it does so i hope everyone who hasnt seen futari wa (or any other precure season) comes to my blog and decides to check it out

[satorisoup]

! AM HERE! ask revival rahhh!!

do u prefer buying things like art prints and posters, or figures and collectibles :o

!! ur anniversary with the fave of ur choosing is coming up!! what do u get and plan to do with them ?

anndddd it's road trip time! u have space for six (6) people to join u, characters or otherwise! who are u inviting (don't need all 6 if u don't wantsies.), and where are u sitting for the long ride! >__<

EEEK PRECIOUS PETU-NIA !! ◝(´ᗜ` )◜ hello hello my love !!what a delight it is to see you in my inbox teehee !! :3 WITH MANY WONDERFUL QUESTIONS YIPEEE !! >//<

TEEHEE i’d definitely have to say collectibles and figures !! i fear i’d have no where to put the posters </3 my shelf is begging for mercy at this point WATERRR !! WATTTER LENE WATERRR !! ( spongebob reference ) i just can’t stop… i see something yuji related and it’s in my hand on the way to the checkout T^T self control does not exist when figures exist methinks !!

EEEK i am choosing kou !! i am making him a yummy box of pastries, and buying him a red scarf with penguins on it that he’s really been wanting !! he’s so silly <3 we are going on a nice little brunch date to eat, and then visiting an aquarium !! bokuto just has to see the penguins & of course, he wore his scarf inside !! >//< ( i headcanon bokuto to really like penguins… i’m not sure why but it just fits HELP )

OMIGOODNESS this one is such a good one methinks !! i have made a chart with explanations !! :3

so starting with aki in the drivers seat, for some reason i feel like he’s a really safe driver ?? he’s also there acting as a calm pillar for all of the craziness in the back HELP poor aki </3

of course me & kou are sittin’ next to eachother 🙂‍↕️ it wouldn’t be a road trip without him at my side !! he would probably start singing that “ 99 bottles of milk ” jingle and aki would shut it down before he got to 98 i fear… he’s such a silly guy T^T

suo ( wind breaker ) is there purely for his commentary :> i feel like he’d definitely keep things entertaining with his jokes & he’s also very smart !! even if he is sarcastic at times i just had to bring him along <3

kyo ( fruits basket ) was a bit of a wildcard for this one… it was between him and bakugo but i think he’s the calmer one compared to him & i definitely don’t want the car blowing up !! i just couldn’t leave him behind </3 i feel like he might get along with suo since he likes to fight and suo is a martial artist !!

tanjiro is there for directions & in case we find ourselves in trouble !! he knows how to get around, and if something were to happen he’d be our rescue <3 he’s very good at adapting & knowing where to lead us just in case !! he’s also such a kind person so i feel like it’d be a delightful experience having his cute self there >//<

yuji is there because i know he’d get along very well with tanjiro ( they are best friendsies in my head ) and i feel like he’d make things fun !! he’s very good with conversation so it’d be a blast talking with him !! my cutie patootie yuji T^T

i’m in the front !! i’m a bit of a backseat driver and i get uncomfy when i can’t see the road </3 i also get carsick so !! i must go there !! YEOW !!

UWAHHH thank you soso much for asking these wonderful questions nia !! ^_^ excuse my rambling… i could talk for hours i fear </3 i hope you’re doing well & m’ sending all of my love to you along with a big hug !! MWUUUAH !! <3 🍓

[strider-odyssey]

ill get to the drawing requests soon ty yall for it.

[keeganrussmybeloved]

TANA MY BELOVED

Hi! Hope you stay safe ❤️🦍 I was wondering, can we hear some more about Tana? Maybe her relationships with everyone on the team or some interesting facts 👀 wanna know more about her if that's okay

thank you so much lovely i greatly appreciate it 🤍 and yes absolutely !! i love yapping about her when given the chance, thank you again for asking 🥹

Vathana/Tana "Patches" Eam - relationships with the GHOSTS below the cut, this took a while bc i got a lil carried away >.>

⟢ Elias T. "Scarecrow" Walker

Elias often says that Tana's too good to be looking after a bunch such as themselves, but there's honestly not a lot of other candidates he would've given the job to

He speaks highly of her to anyone who asks, her records and commendations aside - he thinks she's an absolute pleasure to be around

Helped her gain her confidence back as a soldier, and enjoyed seeing her adapt to the team over time

Tana sees him as a 'work dad', confiding in him and seeking his advice when needed and doing her best to ensure him that his faith in her will not be misplaced

Of course there's the coarse banter and exchnages in their social environments and even within the GHOSTS, Elias isn't afraid to speak up and tell someone to tone it down if he hears any chatter that crosses a line or outright disrespects Tana

Knows she can take the ribbings - but mutters with a tight smile, arms raised in small surrender, about how he's not responsible for what happens if they keep going and that it's out of his hands on whether or not she patches them up after enough provocation

⟢ David "Hesh" Walker

Tana is in the GHOSTS before Hesh is, but they'd been close friends prior to her joining

The two met in Fort Santa Monica's main infirmary - Tana being the one to set Hesh's shoulder back after a particularly rough mission

Hesh decided that after their chat and the laughs they shared, he'd try to keep coming back to see her

They learn that they both had to grow up quick at young ages and eventually understand and trust each other enough to be carefree around one another, it's a relieving feeling

Often sharing music - literally swapping MP3 players and CDs and making playlists for each other

Late night drives off base and down to the beach with a bottle of whatever they can get their hands on becomes their thing

They go between lighthearted, silly conversations to the late night deep talks that leave them both craving to explore their connection even more

Tana often tries to coax Riley away for company because her family didn't let her have a dog growing up, Hesh indulges and lets her take the boy for the day - the way her face lights up is worth it to him

⟢ Logan Walker

Tana is quick to latch onto Logan, he often reminds her of one of her younger brothers and she holds onto that for a while

Careful not to overstep though, she tries to let Logan set the pace at the start of their friendship but the semi-awkward reassurances that she's always there for him is present

Eventually he does let her to get to know him more, he can find her to be a bit overbearing at times when she's in mother hen medic mode

Tana doesn't outright say why she fusses over him the most at times, Logan figures the big sister energy exuding off her is a hint

She comes to understand him more over time, without the need for words and just by picking up on his tells, habits, etc.

If Hesh or Keegan aren't by his side during an operation, it falls on Tana to back him up and they work well together

Occasionally Logan joins Hesh and Tana's movie nights, they do try to include him wherever they can

⟢ Keegan P. Russ

Tana likes provoking this man a lil too much in her free time

She would absolutely hit him with the 'Who would win - 100 Men vs. 1 Gorilla?' question and try to counter every point he makes no matter what side he's on

It definitely keeps things interesting though, the others listening in on their talks and shaking their heads with a chuckle, knowing it's all in good nature

I headcanon that Keegan collects sports trading cards - stay with me here

Tana finds an unopened Topps Baseball Series pack during a field mission, giving it to the man she's certain would enjoy it

Keegan lets her open it, wanting to share the moment together and here they are, getting excited over a dirt covered foil pack of untouched baseball cards

Well her luck FLOPS because she pulls all repeats and Keegan never lets her live it down and says her luck is gonna carry over to their team poker nights as well, AND IT DOES

Work friends or foes? You decide

⟢ Thomas A. Merrick

Included in Tana's lore is her former captain - Han 'Frosty' Xaiyavong, who was one of the original GHOSTS alongside Merrick, and someone who he considered one of the best out of the squad

After Han's death, there was a hole within Merrick that he refused to acknowledge - and then came his brother's replacement in the form of Tana

He had mixed feelings about it, uncertain of how she'd do out in the field after being cooped up in the medical wing for a couple of years, and Elias being so quick to fill Han's spot

Merrick grows accustomed to her and lets her prove herself, learning how reliable she can be and builds trust with her over time

Finds they can share the same sarcasm that gets them into trouble sometimes

Not a lot in common, but that doesn't mean they're entirely distant - they like to keep a positive rapport with each other for the sake of the team

Overall ending up like good work friends, they yap a to each other here and there, usually on longer reconnaissance assignments

Usually sharing stories from different periods of their lives or some random fact they learned that spirals into like 5 different topics

⟢ Alex V. "Ajax" Johnson

Tana and Ajax become quick and close friends - twin flames if you will

I headcanon that Ajax was also from Los Angeles just like Tana, a lot of their early conversations involve the shared memories of their hometown that was now barely recognizable due to the war

Of course they have the Los Angeles vs. San Diego debates with Elias (go dodgers)

Out of the whole squad and history of the GHOSTS, they get into the most predicaments™️

For example, they camped out in a thunderstorm mid field op instead of sheltering in the nearest building that they 'most certainly saw a ghost' in because they decided they were NOT messing with that

Gets absolutely silly with this man but not in the way she does with Merrick or Kick, these two rip out some of the most genuine and hardest laughter from the other GHOSTS with their braincells put together

Bar buddies. Did the team really have a night out if it didn't end in them having to drag both Ajax and Tana off the dance floor?

⟢ "Kick"

So these two are the true menaces of the group when put together

More often than not they tend to target Keegan to see how he would react

I stand on the grounds that Kick would be one of the main instigators in the squad and Tana becomes his partner in crime

They commit to each other's bits/improv way too often it gets on some of the other GHOSTS' nerves at a certain point because they can go on for SO LONG

Oh the team hates to see them on missions together they will be singing white girl bangers on comms at any opportunity

A lil too comfortable too quick with one another, they share the same sense of humor and click well

The type of friends who bully each other out of pure affection

Elias deadass couldn't tell at one point if they genuinely didn't like each other or that's just the way they talked to each other

[maxtermind]

Hi I was wondering if you’re planning on continuing You were never not mine series?

SCENE 6 :: TWO GRAVES, ONE GUN ↳ you were never not mine — carlos sainz ༉‧₊˚✧

★ : pairing :: carlos sainz x reader ★ : genre :: angst; fluff separated by a hidden emotional turmoil, carlos and y/n navigate the complexities of co-parenting their twins amidst the high-stakes f1 world. amidst paddock visits and personal healing, will they go further apart or find their wayback to each other? ★ : a/n :: uh so yeah here we go the big reveal lmao, to that one person who figured it out in my inbox, you're a star

( series masterlist \ main masterlist \ drop a request )

"The Untold Story Behind Y/N and Carlos Sainz’s Breakup" By Ash

(before you click, there is a tw right after this which is a major spoiler, skip reading it if you don't care)

tw:: loss of pregnancy

For months, every single Formula 1 fan has been obsessed with the mystery of why Y/N L/N and Carlos Sainz, long celebrated as F1’s golden couple, ended their relationship so abruptly. Now, the truth has come to light in a shocking twist: Alisa, a former close friend of Y/N, has decided to very kindly break her silence, airing pivotal details of the couple’s struggles in a bombshell interview.

“This isn’t about being malicious,” Alisa claims as she leans forward in her chair, though her smirk and sharp tone could suggest otherwise. “It’s about honesty. Everyone deserves to know the real reason their so-called perfect relationship fell apart. And trust me, it’s not what people think.”

She begins by revealing what had been kept secret from the public: Y/N’s pregnancy. “Nobody knew she was pregnant,” Alisa says, her voice dripping with mock concern.

“Not the fans, not the media. It was supposed to be this happy news, right? Except it wasn’t. The pregnancy was high risk from the start. She had complications, and the doctors warned her there was a chance she’d lose the baby. But instead of dealing with it quietly like she should have, Y/N turned it into this massive ordeal where everyone had to tiptoe around her feelings.”

Alisa sighs dramatically, crossing her arms, exhausted. “Carlos was already under so much pressure with his career, and Y/N made it worse. She begged him, can you believe it? She literally begged him to not leave for the race. She said she couldn’t handle being alone. And I get it, she was scared blah blah, but Carlos had a job to do. The doctors had assured them she was stable. He wasn’t being careless, he was trusting the professionals.”

Her tone sharpens as she gets to the big reveal. “Then it happened. That Friday, while Carlos was at the track, Y/N miscarried. And instead of accepting it for what it was, a hprrible tragedy that we all knew was coming, she turned it into his fault. She let him take the blame. Do you know what it’s like for someone like Carlos, who’s worked his whole life to get to the top, to have to sit out a race last minute because his partner couldn’t cope? She let the media speculate while she played the grieving victim, soaking up all the sympathy.”

Alisa’s words grow colder as she continues, her eyes blurry. “And now, she’s the one refusing to reconcile. She’s out here pretending she’s heartbroken when, really, she’s just punishing Carlos for something that was her fault. Carlos gave her everything, but Y/N? She’s always been selfish. She just hides it well behind that perfect little image she shows the world.”

Taking a deep breath, Alisa leans back, satisfied with herself. “I cared about Y/N, I really did. I still do which is why I'm here so she doesn't have to do it herself. No one likes to admit their mistakes. That mafe being her friend like walking on eggshells. She only keeps you around as long as you’re useful to her. And when you’re not? You’re done. That’s who she is.”

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