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[ludopossum]

points at the dash. lil inbox call? give this a like and i will deliver little miss ludo to your inbox with an ask!! might be an ask meme or two, or just something i make up

[konaharts]

How their last fight [probably] went.

[snowdin-stims]

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[manny-jacinto]

SEVERANCE SEASON 2 Coming to Apple TV+

[originalaccountname]

they want to be friends so bad it makes them look stupid

[tk-sketches]

animated commission for unyanizedcatboys!

[cookiekissers]

This one's a little personal and idk if you'll do it but maybe Shadow Milk and Pure Vanilla standing up for a reader who's being screamed at by their coworker?? Happened to me recently and it felt awful :,) (both separate hcs)

[Pure Vanilla Cookie & Shadow Milk Cookie x Reader]

[head canons] [fluff]

Sorry this is a bit late anon, sorry to hear that happened to you and I hope you're doing better 🫶

[Pure Vanilla Cookie]

Pure Vanilla Cookie would hear the commotion and come running to your aid right away.

He would physically put himself between you and your coworker and keep them away from you until they tire themselves out enough so that he can figure out what happened.

He would quickly pacify your angry coworker, as that's something he's very good at due to his calming voice and gentle demeanor.

If you made a mistake, he can understand the frustration, but surely that's no reason to yell at you like that!

Pure Vanilla Cookie will give you an opportunity to go on a short break to calm yourself down and he will step in to help fix whatever problem that has your coworker so upset.

Pure Vanilla will vouch for you no matter what, and will resolve the situation peacefully.

After things have calmed down, he will check up on you with a snack in the break room to see if you're ok.

Pure Vanilla will comfort you as much as you need. Even if you made a mistake and it is your fault, he will stay with you and promises to help you fix it.

Later he would probably mention your coworker's outburst at you to a manager. Doing something like that is very unprofessional and unacceptable, especially if you didn't deserve it! There are many different ways to handle workplace conflict than screaming at someone.

[Shadow Milk Cookie]

Shadow Milk is not as nice as Pure Vanilla is when it comes to confronting your angry coworker.

He will very quickly butt into the "conversation" and quite directly tell your coworker to "shut up." Shadow Milk doesn't care if they start screaming at him next. He can take it.

Shadow Milk will point out that your coworker is embarrassing themselves by causing a scene in front of everyone, and point out all the people staring.

He will secretly cause a scene elsewhere and tell them to handle it, and while your coworker is distracted, he comforts you and brings you to a quiet area for you to calm down. Shadow Milk will also make an effort to crack a few jokes to make you smile.

This coworker is now on Shadow Milk's shit list for yelling at you. Of course, everything he does to them will be completely petty and won't be able to be traced back to him or you.

Shadow Milk will "accidentally" trip them, spill food on them, stealing their lunch, and start reporting them constantly for minor infractions to management.

Will talk shit behind their back and act sweet to their face. He will make you feel better about the situation, if your mind ever lingers on the painful memory of being yelled at, Shadow Milk will distract you with a catty comment about your coworker.

Shadow Milk is petty, but he'll always be on your side. If your coworker ever tries to pick a fight with you again, Shadow Milk Cookie will back you up.

[mallowmoons]

𝗹𝗶𝘀𝗮 🤘 𝗿𝗼𝗰𝗸𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿 𝗳𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗮𝗺 @ '𝗱𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗲' 𝘁𝗼𝘂𝗿 ( 𝟮𝟱𝟬𝟳𝟬𝟲 )

[ludopossum]

"run, kid!" from katya!

🌻"kid" prompts

Ludo laughs, a genuine childlike snicker escaping her as she does exactly as asked and sprints down the busy street. She narrowly avoids running face-first into a lamppost, then bumps shoulders with some fancy-pants lady who scolds her as she does. Ludovica doesn't care - she's much more concerned with the coins now jingling in her satchel.

She keeps going until she's finally far enough from the poor, poor victims of their little scheme, reconvening with her newfound partner-in-crime in a secluded alleyway.

"Heeheehee. I don't think I've ever had so much money at once…" she says while trying to catch her breath. "What should I do with it?" She flips a quarter in the air, catching it swiftly in her palm with a big 'ol grin. Then she gives a thoughtful hum, aiming her pointer finger towards Katya, thumb up, like a reallll cowboy with a six-shooter-

"Should I get a gun?"

[snowdin-stims]

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[emziess]

No, being a firefighter is my life. It is the, the only thing I have ever done that was important and that mattered, okay? 9-1-1, S02E18

[cervinae-canine]

one must imagine their f/o in a playboy bunny suit.. for the occasion..

[ludopossum]

"I see..."

Ludovica nodded sagely. She responded with a smile of her own, a little smirk of overconfidence as she imagined, briefly, the life of a fearsome outlaw.

"So... it is not scary, to you?" She leaned forward in curiosity, glancing toward the gun at his side. "If people were trying to get to me so often, or kill me, I would be scared."

"you seem to make a lot of enemies around here." flacooo :]

flaco let out a rough , gravelly laugh that echoed through the cold morning air . fingers absentmindedly toyed with the worn leather grip of his revolver , weight of the gun a familiar comfort against his side . the brim of his sombrero cast a shadow over his eyes .

" enemies ? " he repeated , " they are just part of the road when you ride hard and fast . they don't understand a man like me . " he shook his head slowly , smile turning almost fond despite the warning in his tone . " they try to catch me , but they fail . "

[mintjuliee]

[ludopossum]

"Oh-! It's not… my land…" Ludovica answers, and quickly wonders if that's a bad idea, as she is currently trespassing. In a last ditch effort to look less suspicious, she sheathes her knife, which she previously used to pick the lock to the rickety old cabin behind her.

She regrets putting the weapon away, however, as soon those sharp teeth and claws catch her eye. Fists clenched at her sides, she takes a wary step back. She'd never seen someone like this before, with those ears and golden eyes. From a distance it had looked to her like someone wearing a fancy pelt-

"You won't tell anyone I'm here, will you? I- I won't tell anyone you're here." She holds her own hand up in defense, bony and scuffed with dirt.

Ears swirl a little - as if trying to detect where the sound of footsteps was coming from. Golden eyes scan the terrain, ears moving to flicker back as she tries to figure out what the noise was. As she turns around, she spots a... Child? Teenager..? Certainly not an adult holding a... Strange weapon..? Eyes widen as she steps back, offering a nervous smile on her muzzle. "Ah, hello! Sorry I didn't mean to intrude on your um... Land if I did! Just trying to get my baring's, is all!" She says with a cheerful grin, though to many they might see it as a threat as she open smiled widely with her teeth - sharp rows of teeth showing as she casually offers a wave of her clawed hand - seemingly unaware of how 'threatening' it may look to that of many. @ludopossum starter call.

[mallowmoons]

𝘆𝗲𝗷𝗶 ꩜ 𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹𝘀 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗯𝗲 𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹𝘀 ( 𝟮𝟱𝟬𝟲𝟭𝟰 )