#( fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu c k )

[rebelraiiseda-blog]

me: says i’ll come back to cassian like a month ago also me: decides to revamp him after watching r1 on netflix

[mr-feetman]

remus: WHAT’S UP BITCHES! Do you want a toy that could satisfy all of your juicy buttholes~ THEN BUY SOME MOTHERFUCKING SANDERS SIDES FIGURE THINGYS! And this time we have dark side figures because F U C K the light sides! Featuring sexy slimy snake boy, orange dick, and the sexiest side of them all~ ME! These toys come with large, sharp, spikes that can stick to the toys AND THEY’RE SOMEHOW EVEN MORE PAINFUL THAN LEGOS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Orange side: *accidentally steps on a remus figure with spikes* AH FUCK! GODDAMNIT REMUS!

remus: HAHA! Bitch. The figures can also do magic! Each figure comes with a big, red, button. Just press the button, sit back, and watch the magic happen :)

*explosion noises*

remus: AND IT GETS EVEN BETTER! The Janus figure comes with Janus’s real life cane that can be seen in the last episode! Let me show you fuckers how to use it! *proceeds to pull all of the sides with the cane*

Patton: *gets pulled by the cane* AHHHHHHHHHHHH-

Logan: *also gets pulled by the cane* I was in the middle of reading something

Roman: *also, also, gets pulled by the cane* *screams like a girl* *pulls out sword and looks frantically around the room* *looks at remus* YOU BITCH!

Virgil: *also, also, ALSO, gets pulled by the cane* GAH! STOP!!!!!!!

Janus in the other room: hey remus have you seen my-

remus: NOPE! *throws the cane at a monster*

Monster: *eats the cane*

remus: DID I MENTION THAT THEY CAN CHANGE COLOR! Just get a match and a lighter, turn off all the lights, and ...

Thomas: AHH! Why is my kitchen on fire!?

remus: oh, calm the fuck down Thomas! It’s imaginary! ... or is it

*insert dramatic music*

Roman: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *runs towards fire with sword* *proceeds to beat fire with sword* *sword catches on fire* AHH! OH SHIT! OH FUCK! OH SHIT! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

remus: so call today! Parents permission NOT NEEDED!