#( just casually tagging all the harry's lol )

[juniperhillpatient]

hate it when there’s already enough characters & they bring in a new one to take up all the attention from the already interesting characters. like ok. no one asked

[harrywavycurly]

Lonely: Multitask

Masterlist: Here

CW: Tiny moment of jealousy, slight annoyance towards your fiancé, explicit smut, needy Harry, use of “good boy” a few times and language.

A/N: I got asked for a soft smut moment with this couple (swear it started off soft in my head lol) and decided to combine it with a request for Harry not being the best at helping with wedding planning so enjoy! Also if you don’t know, I have Harry not like Shawn in all my stories, don’t take it too seriously okay? It’s just for funsies! Enjoy✨

Word Count: 3.8K

Tag List: @blckburd @fangirl509east @ell0ra-br3kk3r @youngpastafanmug @mattieshattuck1 @outofthisworl-d @umadirectioner @styleswithaseaview @sunflower-tia @tulips4harry @gmikaelson @howling-wolf97 @namoreno @mema10 @maudie-duan

Summary: You need help trying to finalize the seating chart but Harry isn’t really listening✨

“I think we should move some people around so that no one feels weird about being the only single one sat at a table full of couples.” You explain to Harry as your eyes glance at the list of tables and guests seated at each one you have nearly written out in your wedding planning journal. “I’m not sure who to put near-”

“Did you hear Brad Pitt is in a racing movie?” You quirk a brow as Harry’s voice that’s a mixture of being impressed as well as a bit shocked hits your ears from his side of the bed.

When you look over at him you rub your lips together and tilt your head as you take in his appearance as he sits shirtless with his back against the headboard only kind of annoying you with how good he looks. His reading glasses are resting on the bridge of his nose, he has his sweat-pant covered legs stretched out with one ankle casually tossed over the other while his phone is in one hand. He is the picture of being unbothered with his other arm stretched out towards you so his hand can mindlessly run up and down the side of your leg that’s exposed thanks to your night shorts being pushed up due to how you’re sitting crisscross on your side of the bed with your journal in your lap and a pen in your hand.

“I did hear something about that.” You answer making Harry just purse his lips as he continues to scroll on his phone. “But who do you think would be okay sitting next to-”

“Actual drivers are in the film as well-like real formula one drivers.” You just nod as you scan the list of names and start to cross a name off the guest sitting at table number four. “Oh that one bloke you fancy is in it.” He adds with a hint of something close to jealousy that makes you just let out a chuckle and shake your head.

“Do you think Julian would be okay sitting with-”

“And that Charles fella-damn this cast is stacked.” You let out a huff as you narrow your eyes and look over at your fiancé who is still engrossed in whatever article he’s currently reading about Brad Pitt’s newest movie.

“Charles and Max? Sounds like a movie I’d like to watch.” You tell him with a slight tease to your voice, when Harry doesn’t respond, instead just nods in agreement you know he’s not really listening to you. “Oh did I tell you who Ed’s new plus one is?” You ask as you close your journal, sliding the pen into its holder on the side.

“Hmm?” Harry hums as he gives your leg a small squeeze as if to let you know he’s listening, but you know him better than that and roll your eyes to yourself as you lean over and put your journal on your nightstand.

“Shawn Mendes.” You state casually, after a few seconds of silence you look over at Harry who has his head tilted to the side and his eyes staring right at you, his glasses shifting a bit down his nose as he raises an eyebrow.

“I’m sorry love who-what are you talking about?” He asks confused as to why the name of the one man he doesn’t really like just slipped out of your mouth. “Shawn’s doing what now?” He questions as he drops his phone onto his chest so he can fix his glasses.

“Oh did you not hear what I was saying earlier?” You ask sweetly as you watch Harry start to think back to what you were saying a few minutes ago. You let out a dramatic sigh, Harry’s brow furrow as he watches you slowly straddle him, your knees on either side of his thighs. “Ed’s bringing a new plus one.” This has Harry’s eyes going wide and his hands going straight to his phone while you hold back a laugh.

“No-no no no way is he bringing Shawn as his new plus one-absolutely not.” You watch in amusement as Harry tries to scroll through his phone for Ed Sheeran’s concat but before he can find it and hit call you reach out and grab the device from him.

“You’re right.” Harry opens his mouth to say something as you gently toss the phone onto the floor. “He’s not bringing him.” You explain as your hands rest on his exposed chest. “He isn’t changing his plus one.” A sigh of relief puffs its way past Harry’s lips making you let out a laugh. “Just needed to get your attention.” Harry rolls his eyes as his hands land on your hips, his thumbs sliding under the hem of your t shirt so he can run them against the soft skin of your lower tummy.

“Well you’ve most certainly got it now love.” You smile as you lean down and place a soft kiss to his lips, one of his hands comes up to cup the side of your face keeping your lips pressed against his when you try to pull away. You feel his grip on your hip tighten as he deepens the kiss, his tongue slipping past the seam of your lips.

“Harry.” Your voice is breathy as he finally lets you pull away, his lips moving to your jaw as your hands gently push him back a bit. “We have a few things to go over before I can submit the final seating chart.” You tell him and he gives you a playful pout when you push his chest until he’s back to resting against the headboard.

“Okay.” He says as a smirk quickly works its way onto his face, a mischievous look in his eyes that you’ve seen countless times before. Only a brief moment passes before you feel his hands grabbing your hips and slowly dragging your center back and forth against the soft material of his sweatpants, you let out a small gasps when you feel the now growing bulge beneath you. “I can multitask.” You want to laugh and argue that you’ve heard him try and ultimately fail to have a normal conversation with his hand simply on your bare thigh under the table during a dinner once so the thought of him trying to do anything productive while you’re straddling his lap and rocking yourself against his hardening length is comical.

“Can you? Really?” You tease as you grind your hips down making him close his eyes and knock his head against the wood of the headboard. “Because you couldn’t even focus on what I was saying earlier while you were reading about Brad Pitt.” Harry’s lips part, a tiny little whine falls from them as your hands travel down his chest, taking your time feeling every inch of his toned stomach before resting on the waistband of his pants.

“I know he’s handsome and everything but still I figured our wedding would be more important than whatever it is he’s up to.” You say with a pout even though you know Harry would never intentionally make you feel as if planning your wedding isn’t important, having dropped everything to come save you in the middle of a cake topper induced panic attack just the other day.

Harry’s muscle go tense as you scoot down his thighs so you can push his pants down until his hard length is springing free, you look at him as his eyes find yours just as you bring a hand up and rest it palm facing upward under his chin. You don’t even have to quirk a brow or utter a single word before he is gathering some saliva in his mouth and letting it drip down onto your palm, your approving smile makes a silly little grin take over his face. It’s only there for a minute before his lips part and he’s letting out a groan as your hand that’s slicks with his spit wraps around his cock giving it a few painfully slow strokes.

“I’m s-sorry baby I swear our wedding is-fuck.” His eyes squeeze close as your grip around his thick length tightens ever so slightly as you give him a few more slow pumps. “It’s important-please tell m-me about the seating-seating chart.” He softly begs as your free hand runs back up his chest while you lean down so your lips are right next to his ear.

“I don’t know Harry are you really going to listen this time?” Your warm breath against Harry’s neck has a shiver running down his spine, his hips jerk when you teasingly flick the tip of your tongue against his earlobe before pulling away.

“Yes I’m listening-promise.” You give him a soft smile as he opens his eyes so he can look at you, only glancing away when he feels your soft hand wrap around his wrist dragging his hand away from your hip and up your chest until he’s cupping your jaw. “Holy fuck.” He mumbles in awe, his eyes fill with a deep burning lust as they watch you take his thumb into your mouth he has to hold back a moan when you suck on it before pulling it out with a wet popping sound.

“Good I’m glad you’re ready to listen.” Your voice is soft but has an edge to it that tells Harry everything he needs to know about the situation he’s currently in and it’s that you’re in control and he really doesn’t mind it one bit, at least for right now. “I was thinking we should do a singles table? So people who don’t have a date won’t feel weird about being sat with nothing but couples.” All Harry can do is nod along as you speak, his eyes focused on your hand that’s dragging his under the hem of your t shirt, he swallows down a groan as you place his thumb that was just in your mouth over your right nipple.

He doesn’t need you to tell him what to do, he knows you and your body well enough by now that he instantly begins rubbing the pad of his thumb over it until it’s pebbled then he softly starts rolling it between his thumb and index finger.

“Harry?” His eyes snap up to your face as your hand that’s wrapped around his cock pauses its movements. “Do you think that’s a good idea or-”

“Gr-great idea baby you’re so- so brilliant.” His voice is strained as you go back to giving his cock lazy strokes that have him on the verge of begging for you to give him more, to squeeze him tighter and stroke him quicker but he doesn’t want to risk you unwrapping your hand from around him completely so he just keeps his thoughts to himself.

“Really?” You raise an eyebrow at his words and watch as he opens his mouth but then snaps it shut as his eyes suddenly find themselves glued to your hand that’s not wrapped around his cock. “You don’t think they’ll feel odd all sitting at the same table? Like we’re tying to set them up or something?” You ask, your voice laced with a small hint of doubt, not sure if the singles table really is a good idea or not now that you’ve said it out loud.

Harry tries his hardest to focus on what you’re saying, his ears hear every word that tumbles past your lips but he can’t seem to actually focus on anything other than watching your hand slip down into the waistband of your sleep shorts. He feels his cock twitch when you begin to subtly grind your hips down, he has to fight the urge to push your shorts to the side so he can get the full view of your middle and index finger as they tease your slick folds. The small hiss you let out snaps him out of his trance as he realizes he gave your nipple a harsh pinch just as you slipped your fingers into your wet center.

“Shit baby I’m-” his apology gets caught in his throat as you slide your fingers out of your soaked cunt and bring them up to his mouth.

“Open.” He does what you say without hesitation and you smile as you push your middle and index finger past his parted lips. “Maybe you’ll focus better with something to do.” Your tone is teasing as Harry closes his lips around your two fingers, a moan traveling up from deep in his chest as the taste of your arousal hits his tongue.

“We have six tables with six people at each table-the last one being where I was going to put all the singles or people without a plus one but I don’t want it to seem weird?” Harry gives you all his attention as he continues to suck your slick off your fingers. You let out a small huff as you give his cock a harsh squeeze that nearly has him rolling you over and saying to hell with this conversation and burying his cock into you.

“So what do you think we should do? Let them sit all together or let them sit with couples at their original tables?” You ask as you slowly pull your fingers from his mouth, his eyes never leave yours not even as you slide your hand back into your sleep shorts and begin rubbing your clit in slow circles with the pads of your spit slicked fingers.

“Table. S-sing-singles table.” He stutters making you let out a laugh as his hands roughly grip your hips as your hand begins to stroke his cock a little quicker. “Fuck baby you’re-you’re gonna kill me.” He says with a sigh as he leans his head back against the headboard and closes his eyes in a sad attempt to try to gather what little composure he has left.

“So you think the six of them won’t care about being sat at a table all because they happen to be at the wedding alone?” You question very obviously ignoring his last comment, you notice him visibly struggling to keep himself together as his hands unconsciously slide under the waistband of your shorts and squeeze the soft flesh of your ass.

“No-no they won’t care.” His voice comes out rough as his eyes stay closed, he feels your hand rest on his chest your fingers still a little wet from when he had them in his mouth. “Baby please…” he doesn’t even know what he’s asking for as he opens his eyes and watches you lean your head down so your lips are on the side of his neck.

“Don’t worry.” Your voice is low as. It floats into his ear between kisses up his neck towards his jaw. “I’m going to use your big fat cock to get myself off and if you’re a good boy I’ll let you make a mess all over my pretty pussy before you lick it clean.” This has Harry letting out a pathetic whiney moan as his hips jerk and his hands roughly squeeze your ass before going up and trying to push the waistband of your shorts down.

“I’ll be good-so so good.” He knows he sounds absolutely ridiculous as he tries his best to sound convincing, he feels you smile against his neck before your lips are on his. He moans into your mouth as you lift yourself up just enough to slide your shorts to the side. “Oh shit.” He pants when you tease him by running the tip of his leaky cock in circles around your entrance.

“Tell me Harry.” He can barely focus on anything other than the feeling of you slowly lowering yourself down onto him, just the tip of his thick shaft is snugly pushed into your warm tight cunt before you pause. “How many people will be at the singles table?” You know it’s cruel, but you just can’t help yourself and you want to know if he really was paying attention. Harry lets out a groan as he takes a deep breath and lets it out through his nose as he fights every fiber of his being from grabbing your hips and pulling you down onto his cock.

“Six. Six people at-table six.” He rushes the words out and instead of telling him he’s right all you do is continue to lower yourself onto him at a torturously slow pace that has him letting out a harsh cry of your name when you finally have him fully tucked up inside your tight cunt.

“Always feel so full like this.” For the first time all night Harry hears you let out a soft moan as your hands grab onto the tops of his shoulders. “Is this what you wanted? My warm wet pussy wrapped around that big cock of yours-this what you needed?” For a moment Harry’s brain can’t seem to be able to form a response, instead he just nods and lets out a moan as one of his hands goes under your shirt and palms at your breast.

“Yes needed this so bad. Oh fuck.” He groans as he looks down at where the two of you are connected, watching as with every rise and fall of your hips he feels you take him deeper and deeper until he’s poking at the spot that has your nails clawing into the skin on his shoulders and your head rolling back.

Harry rests his head on the headboard as you grab at the hem of your shirt, taking it off and tossing it to the side allowing him a better view of what you know he likes on the rare occasions you find yourself on top like this. His eyes go dark as his hands reach out and squeeze your breasts earning him a soft moan from you in response. Your hips find a steady pace as you rock against him, letting out a loud moan when you feel his hips rising to meet yours, fucking his cock up into you making you feel that slightly overwhelmingly full sensation as if you can feel him everywhere.

“So pretty baby-shit you’re so beautiful like this.”

“You just like watching my tits bounce while I fuck myself on your big cock.” Your teasing words have Harry twitching inside you.

“Fuck baby I don’t-I don’t know how much longer. I’m so close.” You lean down so your lips are next to his ear while his hands grab hold of your hips helping you quicken your pace.

“You said you were going to be good-so that means letting me finish first.” You tell him before placing your lips on the spot just below his ear making him let out a choked moan of your name. Harry squeezes his eyes shut as he feels you pulse around him. “Only good boys get to make a mess all over my pretty pussy-don’t you wanna come all over me Harry?” You ask before you lean back just enough so your hands can grab onto the tops of his shins letting him get even deeper with each rock of your hips.

“Yes-yes god yes I want that baby-want that so bad wanna make a mess all over you.”

“Gotta let me soak your big fat cock first.” You say with a deep throaty moan that has Harry giving the sheets next to him a white knuckle grip so he doesn’t burst right then and there as you start to come undone. “Feels so good-so deep and full.” Harry opens his eyes as you begin to clench around him as your orgasm hits you, he feels your pace slow down as your arousal soaks his cock and his lap making him let out a groan as you sit up and grasp onto his shoulders for support as his name rolls of your tongue over and over as you grind your hips against him, riding out the high of your release.

“Shit I’m gonna come baby-oh fuck.” Before you can register what’s happening Harry is maneuvering the two of you so you’re on your back and he’s between your legs, he kicks his sweatpants off and roughly grabs the waistband of your shorts and yanks them down before he tosses them to the floor. You let out a small squeak as his hands grab your hips and pulls you to the edge of the bed so he can stand between your legs that are spread wide open for him. “Fuck baby-gonna come all over this pussy-can I? Please baby say I can-I was good and-”

“Yes Harry you were so good.” You say sweetly as Harry wraps a hand around his throbbing cock and gives himself a few quick pumps. “Make a mess-give it all to me.”

“Oh god-oh fuck fuck shit.” He chokes out as you feel the warmth of his release landing on the front of your pussy, a soft moan falls from you when you feel a few spurts land on your clit. “So messy baby-so pretty.” He pants as he struggles to catch his breath, you have a lazy smile on your face as he hovers over you, a hand on either side of your face.

“You gonna clean me up or do you want to take a shower?” You ask making Harry give you a playful glare as he reaches for his glasses, you have to hold back a laugh as he tosses them to the side of the bed you were sitting on earlier.

“Oh don’t worry sweetheart you’ll be nice and clean by the time I’m done with you.”

“Sounds great but can I ask a question before you begin?” Harry just nods as he leans down and places a kiss to your forehead. “How many tables do we have on our the seating chart?”

“Six.” He answers proudly making you giggle when he slides a hand down your side so he can grab the outside of your thigh.

“So you really were listening?” You ask as he stands up, a smirk on his face as he kneels down at the foot of the bed where your legs are still hanging off.

“I was.” He states as his hands help hold your thighs open letting him get a perfect view of your cunt that’s dripping with a mixture of his release and yours making him let out a low groan as he leans in and licks a stripe up the middle of your slick folds making you let out a moan.

“Now it’s your turn to listen baby.” He smiles to himself as your hands tangle themselves in his hair already trying to pull him where you need him the most. “Want you to hear all the pretty noises your cunt makes when I fuck it with my tongue.”

[merrybloomwrites]

In the Heat, Where You Lay

Summary: When two of your band mates find certain objects in your hotel room, you could be embarrassed, or you could let them help you out.

Tags/CW: smut, fingering, use of sex toys

Word Count: 2.5K

AN: not entirely sure who wrote this, me or the demon inside me because the smut just flowed out 🙃

I literally finished writing this minutes before going to Church, where I promptly atoned for my sins lol

Title from “No Control”

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Another city, another lonely night in yet another basic hotel room.

You love touring with One Direction, but this part does make you lose your mind, just a bit. The lack of freedom, the inability to go out, essentially being cut off from civilization.

It makes you go stir crazy.

One of the worst parts? The celibacy.

You’ve never been the most sexually active person, but you do enjoy the occasional hookup. However, you’ve been going through a multi-month dry spell, and not by choice. Though not explicitly stated in your contract, the way management set the rules basically makes it impossible for you to meet anyone that you could have a night of meaningless sex with.

And that doesn’t really bother you. But sometimes you’re just fucking horny, and want to set off steam, and not have to do all of the fucking work. Sometimes you just want to be a pillow princess and let someone do the work for you.

Since that’s not an option, you have the next best thing. A solo girl's best friend. Toys.

You don’t have much, but the couple vibrators and dildos are enough to keep you satisfied. It’s your little secret, one you hope the boys will never find out about.

So naturally, your secret gets blown. Because of course it does. And not by Liam, or Zayn, or Niall, who are all also single and completely understand what it’s like to go without the touch of another person for months on end.

No, of course it’s Harry and Louis, the resident couple who have each other to please and get satisfaction from. The only people who don’t need to use their own hands for every orgasm.

It’s completely by accident. It’s a night off, and Louis and Harry are apparently bored and looking for company. They randomly knock on your door, and you let them in, not giving any thought to certain objects which just so happen to be casually chilling on your bedside table.

It’s a few minutes of conversation before Harry spots the objects. He doesn’t say anything at first, but his eyes keep darting over to that spot, as though confirming what’s there, and that they haven’t somehow disappeared.

Finally he gets Louis’ attention, and the other man figures out what his boyfriend is looking at. They have a practically telepathic conversation where they decide how best to tease you about what they found.

“So, Y/N, how’s the dating life going?” Harry asks.

You give him a look, like you’re questioning his sanity and answer, “It’s terrible. You know that. I haven’t been allowed to go out for months. There’s no way to date anyone.”

“That’s a bummer,” Louis says.

“Not like you’d know what it’s like. You have this one here,” you say, pointing at Harry. “Unlike the rest of us sad single people.”

“I’m sure you get by,” Louis says.

“Or get off,” Harry says, no longer able to hide his smirk. The two of them start to snicker, leaving you confused and frankly a little annoyed.

“What the hell are you talking about?” You ask.

Instead of saying anything, they both raise their eyebrows and look at the bedside table. You follow their glances and immediately see what they mean.

“Shit!” You shout, embarrassed beyond belief but unable to bring yourself to hide the objects in question. You can’t decide if it’s worse to just leave them out in the open or to touch the toys in front of the others in order to put them away.

“Oh look Louis, she and I have the same vibrator,” Harry quips, and the desire to burrow into the ground and disappear grows stronger.

“You’re right,” Louis says, walking over to get a closer look. “I wonder if it turns her into a moaning mess just like yours does.”

Well fuck, there’s no way to block the mental images that statement creates. The boys can tell you’re affected by the involuntary gasp you let out, and the way your pupils dilate until barely any iris can be seen.

“Maybe if we ask nicely, she’ll let us see,” Harry says. They both look at you, clearly waiting to see how you’ll react to that. Your first response is forgetting how to breathe. It isn’t until you get dizzy that you remember how to inhale oxygen.

You look at Louis and Harry, trying to figure out if they’re serious. It doesn’t take more than a glance to know they 100 percent are coming on to you. But when you don’t respond they quickly backtrack and Harry says, “Hey, don’t feel embarrassed. And don’t feel pressured, okay? Choice is yours and if you want us to forget this ever happened just say the word and we’ll never speak of it again.”

“I don’t want to forget it,” you say quickly.

“So, where does that leave us?” Louis asks.

“I guess it leaves us on the bed? Maybe with less clothes?” You offer.

“Don’t forget to grab the toys,” Harry says with a smirk.

You don’t grab the toys. You don’t want to be the one controlling them. Not when there are two capable men in your room who could help you out.

“What’s the matter?” Louis asks.

“You’re going to make me do the work? And what, you’ll just watch? I’m not here to be your entertainment.”

Harry steps directly in front of you, Louis doing the same behind before he says in your ear, “Tell us what you want, love.”

Your knees go weak and you slouch against Louis, his arms wrapping around your waist to hold you up. His lips go to your neck, and he places warm, open mouthed kisses along your skin.

“I want you to do the work,” you reply breathlessly.

“Ah, just want to lay there and take it?” Harry asks.

“Be our good girl and let us take you apart huh?” Louis adds.

“Yes. Please,” you reply. “It’s been so long since I’ve been with anyone.”

“Your poor hands must be so tired,” Harry teases, his hands tracing patterns along your body. His large hands, ones that you’ve never thought of before, but suddenly need to have literally everywhere. As though he can read your mind, he slips them under your shirt, trailing along your bare skin as he lifts the article of clothing. Once he gets it off of you, he says, “Go lay on the bed.”

You’re not used to being given such clear directions, but you’re surprised to find you don’t mind it. You like that you don’t have to do anything but listen to what they say. So you lay down on your back in the center of the bed while the boys shed their shirts and jeans. Louis then kneels next to you and slowly removes your pants as well, leaving all three of you in just your undergarments.

The boys start to tease you, light, trailing touches along your skin. Enough to drive you wild, but not nearly enough to bring you any pleasure or release.

You start to squirm, trying to get their fingers where you actually want them.

“Oh look,” Harry says. “Such a needy thing.”

“Been waiting so long, huh sweet girl?” Louis asks.

“So long, too long. Please! Please touch me.”

“But we are, baby,” Louis says. You glare at him in response, making both men laugh.

“Alright,” he concedes. “Let’s not torture the poor girl.”

“Aw,” Harry pouts. “I thought we were gonna make her cry.”

“Oh we are. But I was thinking we could make her cry from pleasure instead of pain, hm? I mean she’s gone months without anyone, it’d be cruel to tease,” Louis replies.

You actually relax at these words, no longer worried that they’re going to leave you high and dry, wanting and desperate.

“Is everything clean?” Louis asks you next.

“Yes, they’re clean. There’s lube too,” you explain.

“Oh sweetheart, I don’t know if we’ll need that,” Harry says as he slowly pulls down your underwear, revealing your soaking core.

“Fuck, she’s dripping,” Louis states. You moan at the way they speak to each other about you, rather than talking to you. You feel on display, like art for them to admire, to care for. Part of you knows you should feel vulnerable, especially when Louis removes your bra, leaving you naked beneath the two men. But you simply feel aroused, wanted.

They trail their hands along your body, before simultaneously leaning down, each taking a nipple into their mouths and sucking, causing you to arch your back and cry out in pleasure. They each have a hand sliding down while they continue to suck, until they reach your thighs.

You feel them gently pull at your legs, silently telling you to spread them open. And you listen.

They pull off your breasts, pressing soothing kisses there before sitting up completely. Louis’ fingers slide through your slick folds, and you whine as he continuously avoids the spot you want him the most.

“I thought you were done teasing,” you complain while pouting.

“Patience, love. I’m just keeping you ready while Harry grabs something.”

The mystery of what he’s getting is solved by a sudden buzzing noise filling the room. You don’t have much time to prepare before he places the vibrator directly onto your clit, leading you to shout out and writhe beneath him. It’s an intense feeling, and you don’t know if you’re trying to move closer to it or get away.

Louis' firm hand on your hip decides for you, and you simply lay there, feeling everything, your entire body tingling. This is what you asked for, you remind yourself. Giving in, giving control over to them. And they’ve decided you need to lay there and take it.

As a powerful orgasm washes over you, you can’t help but think they’re right. It’s the most satisfying release you’ve had in months. Even better is the way they stay close, their hands never leaving you as they talk you through it, complimenting you and easing you back down.

“You alright?” Harry asks.

“I’m fantastic,” you reply. “Thank you, I feel better now.”

“You don’t have to thank us, love,” Louis replies. “Plus, we’re not done yet.”

“You’re not?”

Harry laughs and says, “You think we’re one and done? Honey it’s like you don’t know us at all.”

Before you can respond, the vibrator is back. It’s a lower setting this time, and you appreciate that even after years of being together, they’re still knowledgeable about women’s bodies and are making sure not to overstimulate you.

Louis’ hand goes back to teasing your folds, but before you can complain, he gently slides one finger inside. Your eyes close and hands grip the sheets beneath you. Taking this as a positive sign, he gently thrusts for a minute before adding another finger.

“Harry, pass me that would you?” He asks without letting up. In fact, even while reaching out to get whatever object he requested, he curls his fingers and finds your g-spot, causing you to arch off the bed. “Huh, wasn’t even looking for that,” he quips. “Probably need one more,” he adds, like he’s talking to himself.

You’re not sure what he means so you look at him. He’s holding your dildo, assessing the size. Apparently he’s decided you need three fingers stretching you before he can use it. So a moment later, he adds a third, slowly opening you up. He curls his fingers again, looking for that perfect spot, and Harry goes up a setting on the vibe. The combo of stimulation has you coming again only seconds later.

It takes longer for you to catch your breath this time, but the boys are patient, even though their own cocks look painfully hard where they tent their briefs. You reach your hands out to feel along the hard bulges and Harry asks, “What are you doing, baby?”

“Returning the favor,” you say simply.

“Kind as that is, it’s also not necessary,” he says. “Today’s about you. Let us make you feel good. Plus, we both like to give in bed. I promise, seeing you writhe beneath us is getting us off more than you know.”

One look at Louis and you know Harry is telling you the truth. “Ready for one more?” Louis asks.

After a settling breath you nod. They don’t hesitate to lean back in, though they do start slow again. Earlier you would have said this was teasing, being mean. But now, two mind shattering orgasms in, it’s exactly what you need. A slow build that you know will lead to the best release yet.

At first it’s just their hands. Harry rubs soothing patterns onto the sensitive areas on your skin, and Louis goes back to check that you’re still stretched and wet. “That’s a good girl,” he comments when he finds you are indeed both of those things.

He then pulls out and grabs the dildo, slowly easing it inside you. Both boys watch how you flutter around it, like you’re trying to trap the silicone inside. They both groan, and you can’t help but think they wish it was them replacing the dildo.

Harry starts to rub light circles on your clit, like he knows the vibrator would be too much now. Louis starts a smooth rhythm, the angle just right to have you seeing starts. As planned, the pleasure slowly builds until you can’t contain it anymore. You come once again, gushing past the dildo and making a wet spot on the sheets beneath you.

“Fuck,” Harry says, and as you catch your breath you get to watch the boys. They move close to meet in a heated kiss, their hips gyrating together to get pressure on their neglected cocks. They both come moments later, the damp spots growing on their briefs a sure sign of that.

The collapse on either side of you and a minute later Louis says, “Why don’t you stay in our room tonight? We have dry sheets and plenty of movies to entertain us.”

You won’t turn that down. You know that this was just them helping you get off, that this will probably be a one time thing. But it will be nice not to be alone tonight.

After a few more minutes Louis sits up to start putting the room back in order. He glances at the table and sees a pink toy that he hadn’t noticed before.

“Why didn’t we use that?” He asks, pointing at it.

“Oh, I wasn’t sure how it works,” Harry replies. “Does it need a remote?”

“Uhm, kind of,” you answer. “It’s one that connects to an app.”

Harry quickly sits up and looks at you, his eyes full of mischief. “You mean you put that inside you and we could control it from anywhere?”

“That’s the idea,” you state.

“Oh, we can definitely have some fun with that,” Louis says.

And in that moment you let yourself hope that this will not, in fact, be a one time thing.

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AN: I cannot believe I left this open to a potential part 2

Anyways, hope you enjoyed this!

[marylily-my-beloved]

marylily headcanons because they truly consume all my waking thoughts: 

over the summer of third year Lily had gotten braces, and had to leave once a month to go the dentist. Every time she came back with a different colour on her teeth, Mary was the first and only person who noticed and complimented her. (Again yes this is because I have braces) 

They were the kind of people who talked about anything and everything just to bond together. They would not STOP talking about something passionate to them. Once they spent a whole 12 hours discussing feminism and the effects of white feminism 

Lily always wore a gold heart necklace made of pearls and Mary always wore a silver chain necklace with stars. Mary was a gold girlie and Lily a silver girlie, but they always wore those bc they loved each other <3

THEY HAD THE FUCKING WEIRDEST HALLOWEEN COSTUMES ISTG. Like they always matched together but it would be insane random shit. Once Mary was a shark and Lily a half bitten human, emphasis on the BITE wound

Mary was scared of the dark, so whenever they cuddled she had a little night light and Lily had to wear 2 sleeping eye masks to sleep properly (eventually Mary got over it lol cause she was with Lily) 

Mary’s patronus was a moth and Lily’s was a butterfly. Nobody shut up about it for a long long time

They had an open concept flat but it was filled to the BRIM with little trinkets and everything they could find. Every little drawing Harry had drawn of their little family was hung up on the ‘Harry Wall’ (btw their little family was Mary, Lily, Marlene, Sirius, James, Regulus, Pandora, everybody. He tried so hard to draw them it was cute)

Once they had to share their apartment with Dorcas and Pandora, and they all passed around Harry because he loved Pandora so muchhh (this is turning into a marylily raises Harry… anywayssss)

Mary was the unhinged obsessed with fandoms, while Lily was a casual enjoyer

I’m gonna make my own tags for my own headcanons and shit it’s gonna like #fatimahs headcanons 🩷

@ferraridepartment you might like these u said u wanted some marylily stuff <3 (sorry if this was annoying)

[hprambles-blog]

A crackship isn’t a ship that has thousands of works on ao3 written by passionate, dedicated writers.

incorrect and self contradictory ?? because right after you said:

A crackship is a ship between people who have never interacted, or have no narrative weight and just look silly.

this is the definition we'll be using: never interacted and no narrative weight. james and regulus, canonically, never interacted, henceforth they have no narrative weight. even if they had dated, it would change nothing about the story, about the main narrative - harry vs voldemort - so it has... literally 0 narrative weight. by your own definition, it's a crack ship.

Jegulus started as a crackship, but like come on... it has like 19k fics on ao3. Fans love it and relate to these stories.

okay, so? sukuna x cinderella is popular, is that not a crack ship? is hobama not crack anymore because it's known and enjoyed by millions of people? popularity has nothing to do with it, you defined this ship as crack... yourself.

Invalidating it by grouping it with ships like Umbridge x Dobby, Draco x Apple, Dumbledore x Lucius etc. is quite dishonest and stupid of you.

invalidating ?? are you so affected by fandom opinions ?? why are these three ships not the same as jegulus, other than the fact that you like one and don't like the other? other than the fact that one is two young boys having sex and these three aren't? other than the fact that one has "19k stories on ao3" and these... don't?

Dramione could also be considered a crackship, by some of y’all’s logic. It's morally incompatible, enemies, no narrative weight, interactions are all negative and shallow etc. But look at the stats.

dramione isn't a crackship? by your own definition, again. they've met, interacted many times. they have tons of narrative weight - as individual characters and in scenes they interact. being morally incompatible doesn't mean it's a crack ship, being enemies also doesn't mean that ?? you're making things up ?? their interactions are not shallow at all, but yes, of course they're all negative ?? that doesn't mean it's not a crack ship??

fyi, i despise dramione. i think all fascist x minority ships are heinous.

A crackship is a ship you like for fun and experimentation. Once it delves into serious territory, with canon gravity, logic sprinkled in and develops a big fanbase, I don't believe we should consider it a crackship.

hm. no, lol. this is why "crack treated seriously" is a tag that exists... because crack can be treated seriously while still being crack.

jegulus has no logic, absolutely zero canon gravity. once again: hobama and sukuna x cinderella have a big fanbase, are those not crack ships anymore? "i don't believe we should consider it a crack ship" well... you do, actually. "A crackship is a ship between people who have never interacted, or have no narrative weight and just look silly" , remember ?

Officially. Sure, some might still call it that – if these characters never interacted it might look absurd at first thought. But those people are either haters, casual readers or actually dead in the brain. No nuance in sight. Or no knowledge of the creativity behind shipping.

this is not only very rude but also silly ?? "of course these two characters interacting at first would seem absurd! also you're a hater and braindead for thinking these two characters interacting is absurd" like please what are you fighting for rn lol

(But maybe it's just my own definition of crackship making me offended.

that's not valid to call a whole group of people braindead?

I often see it used to downplay the ship's logic and validity and put it down in comparison to other, more seemingly logical or canon ships.

that is also not valid to call a whole group of people braindead? and, since you brought up canon ("canon gravity" a while back), you asked for this lol ?? it is invalid and illogical, that's just a fact. you can still like it, but don't pretend it has weight?

That proves to me that y’all don’t think crackships are valid – you're hiding behind this excuse to seem nice.

i don't think any canon-fan has ever been afraid to be rude lmfao who are these people ??

You call it crackship to just say that ship is ridiculous and the fans are embarrassing for taking it seriously. And I take problem with that.

well, the ship is ridiculous. then again, that's fine? i love crack ships too? calling a ship ridiculous doesn't mean that they're calling the fans ridiculous - and they aren't even calling the ship ridiculous !! they're calling it crack !! which it is, by your own definition !! you've come to the conclusion that they're insulting you and your ship yourself !!

the fan bit i won't say much on because again ?? it's not what they said ?? they said it was a crack ship and you twisted to be more hurtful than it was intended to be ?? you take problem with that obviously because it's a problem you created ??

Because you could consider anything a crackship and still take it seriously and view it as more logical or passionate than some canon ships. But I don't see it used like that.

that's sad but also... block people. making fandom experience fun is in your own hands, i have hundreds of people blocked, just block what you don't like! it's that simple! a lot (like a LOT) of people love crack and crack ships and all that stuff, you just haven't found them yet

Canon purists often use it to invalidate or to mock. Which I find pathetic and annoying.

once again, i've never seen this happen, as someone who follows a lot of canon fan accs and is mutuals w a bunch of people who are very canon-focused, but i'll take your word for it. then again, though, the block button is free, and taking everything personally is damaging so don't do that. it's like snape fans taking any insult on snape as an insult to themselves, it's just silly.

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[hd-hurtcomfort-fest]

Fine-Fractured Halo

Creator: Rainjuly Pairing(s): Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy, Pansy Parkinson/Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley, Harry Potter/Theodore Nott, Pansy Parkinson & Harry Potter Rating: E Word count: 29k

Warnings/Tags: Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Mutual Pining, Pining, Harry Potter is Obsessed with Draco Malfoy, Draco Malfoy is Obsessed with Harry Potter, Toxic Relationship, Toxic Situationship, Painter Harry Potter, Researcher Draco Malfoy, Artist Harry Potter, Long Distance Situationship, Birthday Parties, mentioned suicidal thoughts, Post-War Related Mental Health Issues, Harry's kinda stupid for Draco, we all know he always is, Handjob on the grass, Messy Sex, Sex on Grass, Anal Sex, Drinking, Drinking to Cope, Loneliness, Heartbreak, Casual Sex, Angry Sex, Magical Theory (Harry Potter)

Summary: For Harry, it all starts on July 31, 1999 and ends on July 31, 2019. Twenty years of longing, love, and pain in no particular order. Or: An annual birthday party that turns to a yearly school reunion. Hermione and Pansy are party planners, Ron is an excellent baker, and everyone tries their best to attend a birthday party just to see each other.

Author's note: Prompt number 118-One day AU To Lumosatnight, thank you for the prompt, this was honestly a big rollercoaster ride to write. I really hope this is the angst you're looking for. I really tried my best (watched the movie 'One day' just for this, great movie!) and wonderful concept! This fic is significantly different with the movie plot-wise, but I'm hoping it still leaves the same effect. Proudly, happily, sending you this fic with love ❤️ I'm sending a big, big, big hug and gratitude towards the kindest and loveliest Beta-reader, K, who has been working on this fic together with me for the past month. Bless your heart, you're amazing, K. Be happy, always ❤️ Also, thank you to the loveliest mods team ever! To Peachpety, Vukovich, and Orangepellets, thank you for being patient, helpful, and kind to me. I'm so glad you're the mods lol. I had loads of struggle writing for this fest, and you've been amazing ❤️ Lastly, for anyone reading this fic, I hope you enjoy this as much as I did writing it. And I'll warn you in advance to look at the title of this fest. Listen, I had an excuse for this lol. Hugs and kisses for y'all.

***FIC PAIRING***

Something We Create Fluff || E || 16.5k

*banner art by @basiatlu

[sitp-recs]

Hello! Thank you so much for all you do! I’ve been stalking your page since I found you and read so many good fics because of it!

I’ve been on a Dronarry kick lately thanks to all the incredible works from the fest this year! I’ve looked back at past fests and searched the tag on your blog, but I’m wondering if you’ve got any particular recs for the pairing that are older than this year or last?

Hello friend, welcome to the amazing Dronarry world! I’m so happy that you’ve been venturing into one of my favourite triads. The Dronarry Fest is indeed an excellent starting point with many of my personal favourites (here and here) but I definitely have a couple more to add, in fact Tacky’s Aim for my Heart was my official Dronarry initiation and it remains one of the best fics I’ve ever read, period. Enjoy!!

It's as simple as that by @cibeewastaken (T, 1k)

“So you’re just taking the piss,” Ron said, and he wasn’t sure if the lump that dropped from the base of his throat was due to relief or disappointment. “About your crush on me.” “Hm?” Draco said. “That? Oh, I’m serious about that.”

Holding Back by p1013 (E, 2.2k)

"I know what you really want." Weasley's mouth ghosts over the collar of Draco's shirt. No lips to skin, just breath and anticipation. "Don't think I haven't seen you staring in the common room. You're always watching, Malfoy. And something tells me it's not because you hate me."

Come Harbour a.k.a the Not-a-Metaphor Sailing Association: a story of friendship, sex, and beautiful water-based metaphors (not puns) by @dictacontrion, @gracerene and @lol-zeitgeistic

After Harry, Ron, and Draco are suspended - for something Ron had absolutely no part in whatsoever - they must take a forced holiday in Majorca to learn to work together. Which they do.

Aim For My Heart by @tackytigerfic (M, 3.4k)

Harry's in love, Ron's in control, and Draco just wants a nice lunch. They say three's a crowd, but Harry doesn't always agree. Not when he gets to be in the middle, anyway.

Close Encounters Of The Casual Kind by digthewriter (E, 3.4k)

They were going to do this—and it was going to be fine.

Complementary To Green by digthewriter (E, 7.6k)

When Draco had started The Malfoy Fix, he'd expected plenty of fashion-disaster(s) clients and had figured having an open-door policy was good for business. Although, catering to celebrity-Aurors Harry Potter and Ron Weasley was not on the agenda.

What It Takes by jad (E, 10k) - endgame Drarry

If Ron had been on time, Harry never would've realised what he was missing

The Taste of Țuică by @fluxweeed (E, 15k)

It’s quite one thing for your best mate to casually tell you about all the sex his boyfriend wants to have. It’s altogether another to have him bring up the time you snogged him in a shitty Central London park.

Things They Get Up To series by bumble_Bree (E, 23k)

In an attempt to cheer Ron up, Harry and Draco show him just how much Draco loves being taken.

Tiny Home by @wolfpants (E, 30k)

Harry and Ron left the Aurors years ago to travel the world and make up for lost time. When they finally decide to settle roots back in England, together, building a tiny home in the Lake District by hand seems like the perfect plan. What they don't realise is that Draco Malfoy already lives on the plot of land that they choose to build on.

[padfootastic]

exam szn is coming up which obviously means ore distractions, as everyone knows. so what better than to come back to tumblr lol so many tag games etc piling up that i wanna dooooooo

so. let’s have a lil snippet time!

thanks for the tag @in-flvx 💜 this one’s from a wip that was supposed to have been finished & posted for jilypad week but,,,,here we are,,,,,

“Sirius!” Lily exclaims. “We were looking for you.”

“Oh?” He presses a quick kiss to her cheek before bending down to pick Harry up, who immediately cuddles into his arms with a tired sigh. Poor baby, must’ve been exhausted by all the excitement at the beach.

“Yeah, regarding tonight—“ Sirius gulped quietly at the way she said that “—Your room is a bit…messy, I’m sorry. We were reorganising and well, y’know how it goes…”

She shrugs apologetically but all Sirius can think about is how she called it ‘his room’. Not the guest room, not the spare, but his room. Sirius’. He once again pushes past the mushy feelings that rise in him at that little distinction.

“Oh, it’s—it’s fine, I can just take the couch, no problem.” Even if his feet tend to hang off the end, and the edges are a bit lumpy, it’s fine. He resolutely doesn’t think about his comfortable Alaskan King at home.

“Of course you can’t!” Lily scowls at him. “We’re not gonna put you in a couch in your own house, Sirius.”

There it was again, the reference to him belonging here. It was a bit presumptuous, slightly possessive but Sirius was a dog at heart, he was never going to turn down ownership.

“Er—the nursery, then?” he asks, confused.

“What, crammed up in Harry’s crib beside him?” she says with a scoff, “Don’t be silly.”

Sirius blinks. “Where am I sleeping then?”

“With us, of course.” He jumps at the voice booming from behind him, clutching Harry tighter to his chest, whirling around to find James munching on a carrot.

“Where did you come from?” Sirius mutters under his breath before straightening up and saying, louder, “And what do you mean with you?”

“Well, like Lily said,” and here he sends a meaningful, entirely undecipherable, look towards his wife who…blushes? “Your room’s temporarily indisposed, the couch isn’t even an option—don’t give me that look, you barely fit on the thing—and the floor is gonna mess up your back worse than it is.”

“Oi!”

“So, our room it is.”

Right. Of course. Because that’s the obvious conclusions. How could he say no?

(Again, he can’t so he doesn’t)

It’s twenty minutes later, after Harry’s been put to bed, thoroughly kissed by his parents and godfather, after James is done with his nighttime turmeric milk and Lily’s put her hair up into braids and Sirius has taken out all his rings and chains and bracelets—that’s when he’s stumped by yet another problem.

How, exactly, are they going to sleep in one bed?

“We’re just going to expand it a little, Pads, don’t worry,” James says, supremely unconcerned.

He goggles at that, staring at the casual wand work. A part of him wonders why this is the extent of magic they’re using to solve this problem—James can conjure a bed Silenced, with his eyes closed—but promptly decides to not dwell on that for everyone’s sake.

[galarian-weezing-on-prep]

ough i feel like a popular boy 🙂‍↕️. very nice of @greenduvet to tag me in a thing. especially because i am home sick today and i am being so so so SO brave about it (read: not sick, i'm just having an immune response to a dual covid and flu vaccination and i am a baby lol)

Last song: Disease - Lady Gaga. we are not beating the basic faggot allegations I'm afraid 😔

Favorite color: i like earth tones? browns and dark natural greens are nice to me. navy blue is also high on the list.

Last book: The Reformation as Renewal - Matthew Barrett. lmaooo listen 😭. i am a huge theology dork and religion takes up like a massive part of my life. Barrett's premise that Neoplatonism and its realist participation was the actual position of the Reformers against Rome's decline into Scotist univocity of being and semi-Pelagianism weakening-- oh, see.

Last movie: When Harry Met Sally. i was in a mood 🥺

Last TV show: Dawson's Creek. lol i rewatch it annually, typically! it's just casual fun tv, and it's a comfort show.

Sweet/spicy/savory: savoury. i will take a bag of chips over cookies any time!

Relationship status: common-law married to my husband of 7 years. he is allowed to smooch other men, and i am allowed to smooch other people of various genders provided we both come back home to each other. we own our home and we have a cat!

Last thing I googled: "virtualism eucharist" lmaoooooooo this is me being a theology idiot once again i fear. i am arguing with a friend who insists virtualism is consistent with *specifically* Thomistic transubstantiation and i just do not agree with her, but i have to better explain why i don't agree.

Current obsession: i have now been unhealthily into suck session for a longgg time. also into warhammer 40k lore, not actually playing it 💀

Looking forward to: i looooove Allhallowtide! i bake soul cakes for it! my parents got me tickets to Rocky Horror on All Hallows Eve for my birthday lol and i'm taking my lovely friend Candice on a date to it. i will woo her with dinner and a show 😌. i'll be going to northern canada this weekend for our niece's baptism, which will be in french. excited for A Real Pain to hit theatres. also Nosferatu!

smh i am too shy to tag anyone

[dhr-ao3]

The Adventures of Gerald White (and more to come)

The Adventures of Gerald White (and more to come) https://ift.tt/srnNOCY by i_swear_im_a_writer Absolutely no common sense can be found anywhere in the Wizarding World. Lupin takes advantage of this, breaking his best friend out of prison and renaming him as his "cousin" Gerald White. Watch the adventures of Gerald White as he casually thwarts the schemes of his enemy Severus Snape, who intends to reveal his identity and threatens his very existence. Also, whenever he's really close to messing it all up for them- Gerald goes away and another identity comes out to play. Words: 1245, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, James Potter/Lily Evans Potter Additional Tags: Sirius Black Free from Azkaban, Sirius Black is a Little Shit, Sirius Black and Remus Lupin Raise Harry Potter, but its from the shadows, Sirius totally gets a new identity, he's Remus' cousin Gerald White, inspired by that one tumblr post, The Ministry TOTALLY eats it up, Everyone EATS IT UP, Except for Snape, He's not convinced, Severus Snape Bashing, Albus Dumbledore Bashing, no beta we die like men, will not upload properly, lol depends on my mood, written by someone who really doesnt know how to write, i just write for the satisfaction of my readers, and for the person who wanted THAT fic, lmao enjoy, its a wild ride, TW: mentions of trauma, PTSD, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse via AO3 works tagged 'Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy' https://ift.tt/Nz86MDQ July 03, 2024 at 04:13PM

[ashilrak]

20 Questions Writer Meme

I was tagged by @skywalking-through-life! This is super fun omg, thank you!!

1. How many works do you have on ao3?

210!

2. What's your total ao3 word count?

1,670,384 words, which feels insane

3. What fandoms do you write for?

Currently, Percy Jackson! I tend to be pretty one fandom at a time, but in the past I've written for Hamilton, Harry Potter, and Marvel to name a few.

4. What are your top five fics by kudos?

Electing Strange Perfections (1,951)

If You Ask Me For My Fire (1,842)

See The Beast You've Made Of Me (1,769)

On Each Other's Team (1,656)

Come Loaded With The Safety Switched Off (1,604)

5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

Yes! I'm a huge believe in fandom as a community, and fanfiction as an avenue for that community vs just 'content'. I love answering questions and talking about the fics, and I've honestly made some amazing fandom friends in comments on fics. I think commenting is a really valuable part of community-building in fandom, and I think that replying to comments helps with that :)

6. What's the fic you wrote that has the angstiest ending?

I think this is all a matter of perspective, but I definitely have a few that are regarded as angsty even if I don't necessarily see them that way? Picking one, I might have to say See The Beast You've Made of Me.

7. What's the fic you wrote that has the happiest ending?

This is harder to answer lol, a lot of my happier fics are more moments, rather than a having an ending with build-up. But, Love Has A Way To Find Ya (Sneaks Up Right Behind Ya) is the first one that comes to mind!

8. Do you get hate on fics?

I have actually been very fortunate in this regard! I've had a few negative comments for sure, but most are more along the lines of "stopping reading here" or just poorly worded. I have several fics I've been more worried about, but locking the fics has seemed to discourage anyone who wants to be senselessly cruel! A lot of what I write isn't to everyone's taste, so some less than perfect comments come with that territory.

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

I absolutely have lmao. I haven't been in the mood for it recently, but I have my fair share. As for what kind, it depends on the ship and dynamic, and how seriously I'm treating it lol. I've written daddy kink to casual pegging to sweet losses of virginity.

10. Do you write crossovers?

Not really? I have a few ideas that have broached crossover territory, but I don't make a habit or it!

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Yes, though not recently. I'm sure there's a lot more out there in all honesty, but I've only stumbled across it once or twice on random websites when I've had the thought to google my username.

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

Yes! I've been fortunate to have a couple translated, and it's always the most amazing feeling ever.

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

Yes, I've co-written quite a few! I've done round-robins as well as more formal collabs where both authors are working together and writing together throughout the process. I really enjoy doing them and have written some of my favorite fics with others! They're definitely challenging, but I think I have the benefit of being pretty adaptable.

14. What's your all-time favorite ship?

So one thing you need to know about me is that I'm really bad at favorites. I think my favorite canon ship amongst my fandoms would be Percabeth, but my favorite ship for reading fanfiction for would, historically, be Tomarry/Harrymort/whatever you want to call it.

15. What's a wip you want to finish, but don't think you ever will?

I am actively determined to finish the ones first coming to mind, but honestly the one I doubt I'll ever do anything with is the AU lovingly referred to as Percy French Whore lmfao

16. What are your writing strengths?

I think my adaptability is my greatest strength. I definitely have themes and patterns I fall into, but overall I try to keep an open-mind to ships, aus, and more. I've gone back and forth between past and present tense, I've written over 25 ships for PJO alone. There's very little I look at and think I can't write, even if it takes some time to come around to it/make it work for me.

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

I think my biggest weaknesses have to do with managing a story as a whole. I have these grand ideas, but I struggle to bring them to Completeness. I'll have dreams of showing a realistic development of a character from the one we know and love to something twisted and taken advantage of and miss a few beats, and drop a few characters and plot points along the way. I'm also not the best at worldbuilding. I'm a pretty low-context type of person, and it's highlighted in a fanfction type of environment. I'll get questions about worldbuilding in fics--and they'll be GOOD questions--and I'll sit there with my head tilted at the screen wondering why anyone would think of that 😭

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?

I like the idea of it, but would definitely need help from a native speaker. I got overly confident with my high school Spanish classes and made an attempt and I will never be doing that again.

19. First fandom you wrote for?

Twilight. First fandom I read for, first fandom I posted for. Twilight was how I discovered fanfiction.net and started me down this path.

20. Favorite fic you've written?

This is almost impossible to answer just because there are so many factors at play, but the first two (very, very different fics) coming to mind are both collabs: HAUNT ME, THEN— with @mrthology and The Murder Monologues with @theinevitablesense

I tag @sappho-of-space 💛

[heybaetae]

tag game catch-up :)

i've been tagged by @jkvjimin, @btsiu, and @kimtaegis in some fun tag games the past few days, but haven't had the time to participate until now, so i'm gonna consolidate them all into one post!

7 questions to get to know me better

last song: backseat serenade by all time low

favourite colour: neon green

last film/show: barry on HBO

sweet/savoury/spicy: savoury

last thing i googled: i googled the HFPA randomly at 3am last night lol

relationship status: single for life probably

current obsessions: dan and phil's sim series (i'm rewatching it all in reverse....idk why), videos about cool kitchen gadgets, and jeopardy

fave k-pop group tag

who is your favourite k-pop group? ↳ bts

which member sparked your interest first? ↳ j-hope! he captured my attention the first time i watched them in an interview, so i gravitated towards him the most in the beginning.

who was your first bias? ↳ naturally, it was hobi :)

who is your current bias? ↳ taehyung (ult), jimin, and jungkook

what makes them your current bias(es)? ↳ mostly everything stemmed from their individual stage presence first, then the more i got to know them as people, it solidified things. so in addition to hobi in the very beginning, jimin and jungkook also caught my eye when boy with luv came out. i tweeted a screenshot from their SNL performance and said "these specific three right here..." and my friend, who was a more seasoned army at the time, replied and told me they were the dance line! so that made sense why they stood out to me in that choreo. when dynamite came out the following year, taehyung (who had admittedly been under my radar somehow) completely knocked me off my feet and kinda knocked hobi down from my ult spot in the process, though i still consider hobi the entire reason i ever gave bts a real chance following my "casual fan" era. jimin and jungkook remained in my top 3 even though i didn't immediately realize i had emotionally locked in on the "maknae line" because i didn't learn more about their ages and "lines" until a little later. it just played out that way gradually. vmin(hope!!!)kook, my beloved.

who is your bias wrecker? ↳ jungkook and yoongi

which members are you currently obsessing over that aren't your bias/bias wrecker? ↳ jin because he's coming home so soon and it's getting me sooo excited.

when did you first discover this group? ↳ i discovered them properly in 2018 when they were on the tonight show for the first time, but i'd heard of them as early as 2017 when they broke out in the U.S.

have you ever been to one of their concerts? ↳ yes, 4 ptd shows + 1 d-day show.

what are some of your favorite songs by the group? ↳ mikrokosmos, lights, friends, anpanman, best of me, and dis-ease!

february receiptify

i don't think i listened to spotify much this month, but i spent all day yesterday listening to greyson chance, niall horan, and harry styles music that i hadn't listened to in a long time so it naturally took over the algorithm lol

consider yourself tagged if you see this and wanna do it!

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Fic Writer 20 Questions

Thank you for tagging me @forloveofcodywan!!

1.) How many works do you have on ao3?

70

2.) What’s your ao3 word count?

430,621

3.) What fandoms do you write for?

MCU (mostly Loki and Daredevil, though I do branch out quite a bit), Star Wars (mainly the Prequels and Clone Wars), BBC Merlin...I believe those are my main fandoms currently. I am definitely not the type of writer to stick to one.

4.) What are your top five fics by kudos?

Four out of Five - One of my first DD fics when I was still trying to figure out how to write Matt, so I was very unsure about posting it and I genuinely do not know how it got so many kudos. Basically 4 times Matt does things without sight, and 1 time he absolutely can't. Lots of Matt and Avengers interactions.

Merlin's Beard! - Merlin and Arthur interrupt the final battle at Hogwarts and very casually save the day. Everyone is very confused, but they just go along with it because hey, Voldy's dead. Most definitely crack taken seriously.

Life Asked Death - The last fic in my Three of Us Against the World series! Gamora, Loki, and Nebula are actually really caring siblings, and they defeat Thanos and save the world together.

Not the Last Dragonlord - I just wanted to write a scenario in which Balinor survived, and he and Merlin get to figure out how to be father and son together. My first ever Merlin fic, too!

The World Will Pay - The first fic in my Three of Us Against the World series! We get to see how the three of them meet and get to know one another in Nebula's POV. Honestly, one of my favorite fics out of all the ones I've written.

5.) Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

Of course! They give me serotonin, and I want to give some serotonin back :)

6.) What’s the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

The Reasonable Expectation of Deception - One of my Whumptober 2023 fics, with Thor and Loki wrapped up in an Infinity War AU. I don't want to give spoilers, exactly, but the Major Character Death tag is definitely there for a reason.

7.) What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

we're inches apart (and even closer at heart) - Matt/Nat is actually adorable and THEY GET MARRIED!!! :D

8.) Do you get hate on fics?

I think I've gotten one or two comments, but they're so insignificant I don't really remember them.

9.) Do you write smut? If so what kind?

Nope. I don't believe I'm capable of it LOL

10.) Do you write cross overs? What’s the craziest one you’ve written?

I don't usually write cross overs, but I have written a few. For example, the aforementioned Merlin x Harry Potter crossover.

11.) Have you ever had a fic stolen?

I hope not.

12.) Have you ever had a fic translated?

I don't think so.

13.) Have you ever cowritten a fic before?

No. Writing is mostly a solitary enterprise for me, but if you have a really really really good fic idea then I would theoretically be willing to cowrite a fic with you.

14.) What’s your all time favourite ship?

Do I have to choose??? Codywan or Matt/Nat, maybe. (I feel like we should come up with a ship name for them. I've seen several, but no general consensus.)

15.) What’s a WIP you’d like to finish, but doubt you ever will?

I have no published WIPs because I always want to finish what I've started, but I have had a draft of The Curse sitting on my computer for quite a while. If you were wondering, it is indeed about a curse. Very creative working title, I know.

16.) What are your writing strengths?

Writing distinct POVs for different characters, probably. I do try my very best.

16.) What are your writing weaknesses?

Plot and action scenes. Sometimes, I don't know how to connect all the separate ideas I have in my head.

17.) Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?

I think it's nice, as long as it's not so overdone that you might as well have written the whole fic in that language. I admire the people who can do it accurately.

18.) First fandom you wrote for?

Criminal Minds

19.) Favourite fic you’ve ever written?

I don't have ONE favorite (you can probably tell that I'm the indecisive type). I've already mentioned The World Will Pay, but I also really like Falling, which is from the same series, but written in Loki's POV. Halfway to Heaven was my Whumptober 2022 fic about a powerless Matt Murdock who still manages to go toe to toe with Fisk; Faith is a Dooku character study and sort of redemption fic. Basically, I just like all the ones that feel like I gave justice to my favorite characters, because I think all fics are kind of like love letters to our favorite characters, and we want to get it right. This may be ironic, because I tend to hurt my favorite characters, but let's not look too deeply at that.

No pressure tags: @mari--lace @sinivalkoista @peppersonironi and anyone else who'd like to join in!

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Yesssssss please do a rwrb/nick sideblog. It can just sit there for when you want to use it. I love your opinions

I don't assume people's sexualities at all, but the way Nicholas Galitzine talks about Henry of RWRB (from interviews) is the exact same way Kit Connor used to talk about his character Nick Nelson from Heartstopper before he forcibly had to out himself online. He's said he enjoys playing characters that have an internal struggle though (which are most of his characters, including his queer ones) so... Just throwing some food for thought.

The funniest thing is that Nick plays Harry in a film of the Harry fan fic The Idea of You where the Harry character is 19 and falls in love with a 39 year old woman, who in the film is played by Anne Hathaway. All very het but it was filmed last year so should be out soon on Amazon.

https://www.looper.com/1266000/the-idea-of-you-everything-you-need-know/

Hi, fellow Nick stans!

It's good to know that if i were to make a sideblog i would have at least one follower! Noted. I think i'm going to hold off a bit for now (ask me again when bottoms starts streaming i need an outlet that is not this blog). He might still turn out to be problematic (i highly doubt it), so i'm just a casual fan for now (at least that's what i'm telling myself lol).

Thank you for the food for thought. I've thought this too. There are many small things here and there he's said and done, or how he reacts to things and so forth that made me go 'huh...'. At the same time he's talked openly about ex gf several times, but never about a bf. He might be bi or pan and/or it's a simple case of closeting for career purposes. He might still be straight, but the more i see and the more information comes forth the less likely i think it is. If he's actually straight i think he must be very secure in himself and his sexuality. The way he sees and talks about queer things, feminism and toxic masculinity is very mature and he's very informed on these topics. His respect for women, his respect for others boundaries and his refusal to keep to stereotypical gender roles is more than i've seen from any other celebrity. It's also very unusual to see in a straight man.

Anon about tioy. I know, check out my anne hathaway tag for my reaction to the news. I was so disappointed in her. I have very strong opinions on the het harry fan fics made into film. These films are enforcing his het womaniser image and helping to closet him. And it's so wrong when you know he's (most likely) forcibly closeted. He can't do anything about these movies, since it's based on fan fic and not him. And people are going to see Nick as playing Harry even if the character has another name. When i went to see barbie i got the trailer for the next aft*r movie. The urge to boo in that full theater was strong. It makes me so god damn angry at the world (also larry fics are objectivly so much better than het fics, why aren't we getting a movie based on that?).

As i've said before, i hope tioy comes out before george and mary so people quickly forget about tioy. I think some part of nicks fandom will treat tioy as they did purple hearts. I'm grateful for that. I hope when he gets more known he'll get offered better and less problematic roles, still as diverse, but less controversial and fandom splitting.

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SAMANTHA WDYM YOU JUST LEFT THE ENDING LIKE THAT?!? HELLO BESTIE WTF😭BUT YOU KNOW I LOVE THE DRAMA OF A CLIFFHANGER!!! Idk where to begin bc I feel like I gobbled this part up right up that I might have missed some details lol anyways LOVED knowing that Harry missed her birthday and yelled at her just so he can suffer a bit more 😁 I also love how you write them having their domestic moments with Cece, it’s just so adorable! Kinda also loved that he spiraled just a tiny bit thinking she was pregnant when she asked about paternity leave HAHAH(idk what’s wrong me bc I’m loving seeing honey H suffer?!?) but omg the Christmas part he literally stayed for her😭😭 he’s so in love omg 😭 now bestie what was going through his head picking her up like that with no warning?! If I was her I would short circuit 😭 and their first omg😭😭 my mind is literally going crazy on how this will all pan out in the next part! You of course did an amazing job! Loved it as always❤️

I totally get being afraid of dentist! Personally never had problems with them but the idea of having someone put tools in one’s mouth is crazy! But I’m so glad you finally found a good dentist!! Especially since it gave us toothpaste 🤭 but no really having actual health care professionals that you feel comfortable enough with is the biggest WIN!

15k WORDS?!?! Omg that’s genuinely so impressive! But I do love that sudden inspo especially when in the moment you’re so in love with the idea! It’s a pretty addicting feeling lol I don’t blame you for not wanting to let them go! I fear I will feel the same when we get the final part 😭

I do love donating things in general but my books have always been a struggle lol I’m currently in the process of donating some of my “middle school era” books and I’m having so much fun skimming/re-reading them bc I WAS CRAZY for reading them in the first place HAHA

Girl I wish it was 50-60 degrees right now😭 we’ve had such a horrible heat wave this past week and this past weekend was BRUTAL😭 lowest was about 90 😔 I also had a power outage which was LAME!! Anyways I say decorate for the fall! I bet you’re absolutely amazing at decorating!! It just seems like your vibe and I love that for you!

Hope you had a lovely weekend whether it was productive or not! Also sending you the best vibe for the start of the week!you absolutely got this!! LOVE YOU!!-💜

FULL NAME!!!! I put it in one of the tags of feedback reblogs but I think missing a bday is my favorite micro-trope. I'm right there with you I love to make him suffer 💕 I've been hanging out with my baby niece (actually cousin) more recently and frequently and so my baby fever is like 💥 right in my face so I have a LOT of ideas for Cece and such. He's so jealous it's unreal. I love it so much 😍 HE'S SO EXTRA but also like really trying to make it casual when he touches her. He's so 😍 She def short-circuited. I probs didn't do a good job of writing it as such because I was focused on how it would feel to have him pick her up hehehehehe thank you for enjoying it 💕

I totally get being afraid of dentist! Personally never had problems with them but the idea of having someone put tools in one’s mouth is crazy! But I’m so glad you finally found a good dentist!! Especially since it gave us toothpaste 🤭 but no really having actual health care professionals that you feel comfortable enough with is the biggest WIN!

Omg I also have tons of dental issues all the time. The character trait I share most with the MC is that she and I both have cavities ALL the time. I also had to have some reconstructive surgery as well (thanks genetics) plus wisdom teeth. Etc. I had so many issues all at once I genuinely thought I could have been a dentist because I learned so much. I grew up in a small town so my neighbor is actually my dentist but I didn't have the right health insurance for a while to go to her practice (America, ya know?) so it was a lot.

I LOVE a reread of my middle school era books. I think I told you I was a huge Twilight fan. Nothing makes me feel more alive than rereading Twilight snippets 😍 I also loved this trilogy about this girl who could see other people's dreams like really lucidly. I loved it so much and I refuse to part with it through all my book donations. I also read this series that was semi-supernatural? I don't have a better word for it. She could like see the future through touch and through sculpting. I think it was my favorite series ever the male main lead was named Ben and I was OBSESSED. Okay actually I thought of like five more YA books I read and obsessed over so I'm going to stop here before I never shut up 😭

HEAT WAVE POWER OUTAGE. I would sit in the shower. Ugh. 90 🤮 I would scream. It's like 70-80 here. AND the heat compressor broke so my room was a balmy/toasty temperature this morning when I got to work. INSANE. I decorated 😍 Idk if I'm any good at it, but I just enjoy fall a lot and I like fall things. I did what I could. I'm def not a cover every surface but I try to make it look tasteful and not tacky.

I DID have a lovely pretty relaxing weekend. I'm having a pretty good week too *knock on wood* busy but productive 💕

Are you up to anything fun? You have time off before your term restarts right? I hope you have fun things planned and you get to go thrifting and to a drag show brunch 😍 LOVE YOU!

xoxo

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hello liv! i finally read Such Great Hights by aideomai (and thereby finished all her works yay!), this was the first time i read a drarry relationship like that and now i'm intrigued, do you know any other stories that have their dynamic?

i don't mean enemies to lovers, or fuck buddies to lovers, i just mean drarry fucking while also kinda fucking other people but not really while also not liking each other while also just being friends while also being in love with each other while also being quiet possessive while also bantering like an old married couple while also not being good at emotions

you know what i mean? or do you what tag i can search for cus i'm blanking right now lol

sending love!!

Hello friend, always lovely to hear from you! I adore to see other people’s thoughts on Aideomai’s works, especially on this fic - it has such unique characterization and dynamics, it’s really hard to find something similar. I think you described the Drarry dynamics perfectly by the way, I love how aideomai is able to craft those casual-but-not relationships so organically!

I do love the idea of them experimenting with their sexuality and falling in love while fucking other people in a healing/comfort mechanism to deal with trauma - I wish I had similar fics to rec, but I haven’t really come across anything like that yet. One series that comes to mind is Headway (orphaned) with Drarry + Harry/Ron/Hermione, very different in characterization but I think it also delivers a compelling emotional journey and complex relationships underneath a light and playful tone. I hope you enjoy it!

Not really related to SGH but inspired by this ask I’m sharing below some fics that really worked for me in which either Draco, Harry or both have other casual - platonic, sexual and whatnot - relationships before getting together:

Three's a Crowd (But Four is a Party) by @kbrick (E, 7k)

Rich Friend by @sorrybutblog (18k)

Shine On, You Crazy Diamond by lagerlout (E, 42k)

Bite Me, Hate Memes by pir8fancier (E, 44k)