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I threw a can of spaghetti at my father directly in the dick in the middle of the supermarket when he yelled at me. I was about 8.
I’m madly in love with you
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I know it's been there for probably the last 3 episodes but I just now realized how much he has grayed like


Grandpa the asylum is asking for you
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#Actually purson arc is just him wanting to join Iruma's platonic polycule#/jk#mairimashita! iruma kun#mairuma#welcome to demon school iruma kun#m!ik#suzuki iruma#the love trio#purson soi
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#at least he's aware#/jk#giving my screenshots a better use#hilson#james wilson#gregory house#robert sean leonard#hugh laurie#house md#hate crimes md#house m.d.#dr house#screenshots are my vicodin#de mi viejo baúl#queue vadis?
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I love the gag that my man’s armour and towering height doesn’t stop him from being able to quickly sneak up behind people
#someone put a bell on him#maybe that would make him less ‘naggingberry’#/jk#I know Chip’s reactions are debatable whether he was startled or not#but it’s how it played out in my head alright?#crk#cookie run kingdom#hollyberry cookie#wildberry cookie#crunchy chip cookie
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It’s a shame they didn’t get to successfully kidnap him, because Mr. Compress and Dabi would have loved Tokoyami’s dramatic goth energy.
#/jk#bnha#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#mha#league of villains#Dabi#bnha dabi#mha dabi#mr compress#atsuhiro sako#tokoyami#fumikage tokoyami
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Of course their stars are inverses of each other. Of course it just has to be gayest thing you’ve ever seen

#ewwww get these homosexuals OUT of my cookie game 😡#/jk#purevanillacookie#shadowmilkcookie#crk#cookierunkingdom#pure vanilla x shadow milk#pureshadow#puremilk#shadowvanilla
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i use girl gender neutrally for everyone. i call my grandpa girlypop. lady and miss and ma'am are so ubiquitous at this point its like they dont even denote gender. if a trans guy begged me to stop calling him that i think i would have to stop talking to him because it's the only way i know how to speak to people. and i'm from california.
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——— A BITE OF LOVE。 ★ jiaoqiu.
note; og idea — the idea of feeding your partner food & kissing them over the pots is so beautiful n intimate I wanna cry /j
“say, ‘aaah’ ,” a spoon was brought over to where your lips are, a red liquid emitting a spicy yet delicious scent into the air enters your nostrils. even while you're reading, jiaoqiu always has an excuse to make you his taste testee for his new dish.
“mhmm,”
your eyes still remain focused on your own business as you obediently open your lips for him to push the spoon into your mouth, the splash of hot flavor hits your tongue as you savour the tasty soup your partner had provided you to taste — of course, he made sure to blow on the spoon for you beforehand.
although it tasted as it was you expected from his excellent culinary skills, despite being a healer (“using food to treat my patients is my specialty, y'know,” is what you recall him saying a while ago), something was off; a missing element perhaps.
“well?” his large, furry tail sways behind him while jiaoqiu anticipated for your awaiting response, eyes shut with a smile and scheme in his heart, he knows how honest you can be with your feedback — which is why he deems you best when it comes to tasting his spices and whatnot, or anything in general; if you will.
even though your eyes were trained on something else at the moment, you still paused to make the effort to share your thoughts on jiaoqiu's soup.
“it just needs a pinch of salt, but it still tastes as exceptional as you are.” you remarked just as you slowly turned a page, your eyes flickering from the book to settle on jiaoqiu, unintentionally giving him a chance to lean in and press a chaste kiss on the lips.
it felt like a second too long but he pulled away just as quickly as it came, chuckling a bit at your taken aback expression.
“thank you,” and just like that, jiaoqiu swiftly leaves your area with a satisfactory look on his face. his tail swaying behind him while he makes his exit out of the room.
you stare dumbfounded from where he just left; the flavoring of pepper, paprika, chili powder, and other constituents still lingers on your tongue like an unforgettable, pungent aroma.
subsequently that same day, jiaoqiu had called you over to help him prepare rations for his patients. despite your initial confusion, you still agreed to help either way — to help others is something you like to do, occasionally.
“here, see if you like this,” jiaoqiu, yet again, calls you over as he motions for you to try something he’s eager for you to taste. of course you can't say no — although you're busy mixing something in one of the pots and the two of you are just a few feet apart in the kitchen — you faced your body towards him and moved forwards. you notice him offering something that seems to have filling of some sorts, it looks delicious too that you can't seem to resist... well, it's jiaoqiu; anything he makes is very appetizing.
with an eager bite, the treat yielded to your teeth, releasing a burst of flavor that spread across your tongue. the creamy filling mingled with the crisp outer layer, creating a harmonious blend that made you hum with delight. the contrasting textures and tastes melded together perfectly, creating a delicious explosion on your palate. you hum in delight, expressing your visible contentment.
“mm, that's good.”
you comment, gazing back at jiaoqiu with a smile and he smiles back; satisfied with your reaction as he settles the treat to the side on a plate.
“I think your food's trying to escape—it's on your face,” the foxian chuckles as he points out the small mess you had on the side of your mouth, where a smudge of filling lingers as you savor the last bites of the treat. you murmur a small ‘oh,’ and your hand reaches to wipe it off for yourself.
then, with a quick motion, jiaoqiu swipes the smudge of filling from your face onto his finger before you could. pausing for a moment, he brought it to his lips and licked it right off.
“mm...” he lets out a noise of consideration, a playful glint in his eyes as he savors the flavor. “... delicious.”
the peach foxian whispers and leans in, pressing a brief yet tender kiss to the corner of your mouth where the smudge had been, a fleeting act of affection that lingers longer in your heart than on your skin. without a word, he steps away, returning to whatever task had called him, as if the moment was as natural as breathing.
for a heartbeat, the world feels suspended, the gentle warmth of his gesture radiating through you. it’s only the soft bubbling of the soup in the pot that pulls you back to reality, your hand resuming its stirring almost instinctively. though your thoughts remain adrift, you can't help replaying the sweetness of the moment in your head.
© thedemises 2024. do not feed to ai, copy, steal, rewrite, or claim as your own. I will hunt you down for my sake.
#(also I didn't specify if this is romantic or platonic so it might well be like one of them:#“yeah we're partners and yeah we casually kiss each other but we aren't together romantically if y'know what I'm saying” /j)#thedemises; honkai: star rail#thedemises; writing#honkai: star rail#honkai star rail#hsr#hsr x reader#honkai star rail x reader#reader insert#jiaoqiu#jiaoqiu hsr#hsr jiaoqiu#honkai star rail jiaoqiu#jiaoqiu x reader#hsr writing#reader#jiaoqiu x you#writing#hahahha im so normal#he makes me so happy#i love jiaoqiu (normal amount)#/jk
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what am i doing with my life
Edit: i do not ship them personally, this is a meme ABOUT the ship
#redjys dumbposting#artists on tumblr#redjys artdump#drawing#digital art#ghost bc#ghost band#the band ghost#ghost bc fanart#ghost#father jim defroque#jim defroque#papa copia#cardinal copia#copia emeritus#papa emeritus iv#rite here rite now#rhrn#ghost rhrn#tobias forge#how to get free yuri#decopia#/jk#ghost memes
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quick sketch
#i miss drawing so much i feel like im rotting#dont go to uni guys#/jk#its not for me tho#ANYWAY#shizaya#izuo#heiwajima shizuo#orihara izaya#drrr#durarara#my art
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Percy had a crush on Luke and the guy killed himself. Nico has a crush on Percy and tried to hard to get over it. Percy (MIGHT) be a cute couple with Jason and the guy died too.
Jesus, Rick, if you don't want Percy to be bisexual just say so. why went to such lengths.
#/jk#or maybe not. idk.#percy jackson#jason grace#nico di angelo#luke castellan#lukercy#jercy#percico#nicercy
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guys i have got a thing to say 😔 it's time to reveal my irl identity. i am actually millicent k wood, my father is will wood. i made this blog to better connect with my dad because he has always been so distant with me. he is always so busy having his half decade hangover and i can only find him in his coffin. his music is the only thing i got to connect and understand him.
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Classic: character compulsively washing their hands trying to get rid of blood stains that nobody but them can see, after having had to kill someone or watching someonde die in their arms, but the stains won't go away.
#whump tropes#whump prompts#blood mention#death mention#whump prompt#whump ideas#whump scenario#a fan of the classics 👌#*side eyes kakashi hatake from his backstory arc*#that was GOLD#best thing naruto shippuden ever did#/jk
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