#(…………whatever bro i’m so glad i’m fucking quitting)

[nasa-parker]

today was been the #worst

[formerlycookierunauprompts]

Requested by @deirdredeity (I accidentally deleted the og ask because tumblr was being fussy) :

OMG?? 🤯🤯 whattttt omgggg fuck being an anon I’m the one who requested the flustered reader shi (mmm was an anon bcz I didn’t wanna embarrass myself but whatever) omg dayumm you went crazy with it and I’m more than satisfied 😍 you always EAT (get it? haha.. eat.. and shadow milk.. haha) I love it tysm ❤️❤️ glad that I didn’t accidentally break a rule hehe.. we love girlboss girlfailures in here 😘 didn’t expect it to be that spicy but nevertheless I am GLAD ty for this juicy piece also you said currently he’s sealed so continuation where bro is UNsealed? 🤯🫣 (jk don’t take me too seriously I have a mental age of 5 jokes aside thank you i really appreciate it, it turned out super well way beyond expectations I was expecting like a few pickup lines or smooches but definitely not this it blew me out of the water hard tytytyty ily❤️)

Alright bet I get to go crazy again

Requested Prompts #43 - 💓

There's a ringing in your ears, what the hell happened? You just wanted to take a nap... yet it feels like you were in a dome of glass that just shattered. You can feel a poking against your cheek, it's something large, metalic and- wait. You crack open your eyes, just enough to see the intimidating form of Silent Salt staring you down. You're lucky that the beasts consider you... actually, you don't know what they really think of you. Do they think you're their pet? Their friend? a Frenemy? Well, either way you were their warden. " Silent Salt...?" You groan, pushing yourself up from the ground. Silent Salt says nothing, merely just pointing a ways in front of you to- ... hold on, WHAT THE FUCK??? " THE SEAL???" You exclaim, looking at the humongous crack in the realm of the seal. It pulsed with a blue, shadowy energy, which could only mean that Shadow Milk had escaped. And that was bad, very bad, because it meant that you were failing at your job. And... with how big that crack was you doubted that Elder Faerie was on the outside trying to wrangle Shadow Milk back into the seal... Meaning that you had to go outside to get him back in, but doing so would leave the other beasts unattended. Either way, you're failing at your job. So what choice do you really have? You look back at Silent Salt. " Uh... thanks for letting me know?" You said to him, to which earned you a thumbs up in response. You quickly pondered on your choice before looking back to Silent Salt. " Try not to escape while I'm gone, I don't want to double fail at my job." You tell him before running off towards the crack in the seal.

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As you expected, everything was chaos. Possessed faerie cookies lingered, danced, and fooled around all around you. There were quite a few things that were on fire and the echoes of twisted laughter almost mocked you as you steeled yourself. None of them were who you were looking for despite the resemblance he'd dressed them up in. " Dammit... where would he go if he got out on his own?" You muttered to yourself as you looked around. Fortunately, you could narrow it down to a few places, unfortunately you realized that you are but one cookie. You cannot traverse the entirety of Beast Yeast in just a few minutes or so, it'd take you a few days realistically and by then all the other beasts would have likely gotten out! Were you really fucked no matter what? Probably. You took a deep breath, if anything he'd probably be in some kind of gigantic theater- Well wouldn't you know, there's a gigantic theater right over there that's just oozing with Shadow Milk's aura. There was no way he wouldn't be there, and so that's where you'd go. Hopefully you'd be able to drag him back to the seal.

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Shadow Milk watched as those pesky little heroes ran about, celebrating as if they'd truly won. Those poor, ignorant fools! They really thought that they'd actually sealed him away in the tree again? They'd been running around in his silly little maze ever since he'd taken hold of the new half-a-cookie guardian's little friends! It was honestly quite pathetic how they hadn't realized they'd been tricked into a false sense of security, he was literally the beast of deceit! Everyone's most beloved Trickster! Tricking them into this just felt too... easy, too boring. He could try his hand at getting Silly-Vanilly to chop down the tree, all he has to do is show him the truth! And why wouldn't he want to know the truth if he embodied it? Unless he was willing to live in a lie... then he was much farther from the Truth than Shadow Milk thought- His train of thought was interrupted when the doors of his theater of lies swung open. " Hm?" That was... odd. Elder Faerie certainly shouldn't be alive, White Lily and co are stuck in his maze of deceit, so then who...? There you stood, looking quite peeved off if he had to say so himself. " Oh! Little Warden, how thrilling that you've come to make an appearance!" He chirped, casting his view of the maze to the side. The maze could wait, his little warden was here! " Shadow Milk Cookie!" You called out, pointing at him accusingly. " You will return to the great seal immediately! And that is an order from the Warden of the Seal!" You commanded him, don't mind the quick pov switch but it was frustrating enough that Shadow Milk escaped in the first place, and now he had the audacity to give you such a smug grin in reply? " Oh Little Warden..." Shadow Milk began, laying on his stomach as he rested his chin on the back of his hand. " It's so so so cute that you think that you can order me around like that~! I'm a free cookie now, and that means that I can do whatever I want again~!" He chirped with a flourish of his free hand, you could see the excited mania dancing in his eyes, you couldn't allow this to stand. " Okay, but you haven't actually earned your freedom at all. You just waited until the seal was weak enough so you could break out!" You retorted, which may have been the wrong thing to say judging by the way his grin dropped for a moment. He soon broke out into a maniacal cackle, seeming to have found your words hilarious. " Ehe he he ha ha hah! Sure, I may have done that, but does it really matter?" He teased, reaching out a clawed hand and picking you up by the edge of your cloak. You shrieked as you were hoisted into the air, you didn't have the protection of the seal that kept you from crumbling while in the real world, so your life was in a lot more danger here. " Ack- Put me down! Or at the very least hold me properly!" You protest as you squirm in place, you feel a shudder run through your dough as the beast before you lets out a low, rumbling chuckle.

" And why should I? You adorable little morsel~" He purrs, flipping you around in his hand so that you were laying on your back on his palm instead of dangling in the air. God fucking dammit, he was doing this again. He knows every, single, god damn weak spot of yours and by god does he abuse them frequently, mainly because they mostly relate to him. " You-!!" You protest, quickly shutting up when you feel his breath wash over you like a wave of hot air. And the way he's looking at you is already making you weak- No, you have to stay strong. " You know..." You hear him begin and fuck when did he get so close? There's a certain glint in his eyes, one that both intrigues you and makes you fear for your life. " I never really got a taste of you like I wanted to... Care to let me just have one little bite? Or maybe just a taste... either would be fine~" He teased with the low, stupidly sexy voice of his. You could already feel his lips at the tips of your little cookie feet, ready to open and swallow them whole if you let him. You could already feel your face turning cherry red, and you knew that he could see it judging by the slight excitement that made itself known in his eyes. You felt tempted to indulge him, but you also didn't want to lose your feet... But maybe he'd go back to the seal? No, he wouldn't... Would he? Or maybe he won't just go for your feet, he's teased you multiple times about gobbling you up in one bite. So if you give him this will he just... eat you? Apparently, you took too long to decide. You felt something moist and blue against your arm, a semi-satisfied hum creeping out of the beast holding you captive. " Mmn... I was right, you really are a sweet little treat. One that I can have all to myself~" Shadow Milk purred, his face looming over you as he left you to process what he'd done. You were in for a long ride, weren't you?

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AUGHIJBSGHGKSHG I CAN'T, I CAN'T WRITE ANYMORE/lh Shadow milk... you bastard why must you make me FEEL THINGS????

but, uh, i hope you enjoyed and if anyone wants to continue this then PLEASE.

[eebeewrites]

Another short yap, less a request

It would be funny think of rennyn 2 electric boogaloo™️ reacting to sick reader. (I dont think any of this is to mean and I know you asked for fluff so sorry if it is)

He corners us wanting a quicky just to look at us obviously sick as shit. He immediately backs up like “ew, you look like shit, why are you at school?” Accidentally sounding more concerned than he’d like when asking. We threaten to sneeze on him for the ew comment and then tell him we had tests and important things to do so we had to come in and do it. He “for some reason” feels bad for us. It’s obvious we’re holding on for dear life and he finally groans the most overdramatic groan and says he’ll do the important stuff for us so after our last test we can go home and rest. Covering it up by saying the sooner we get better the sooner he can fuck us again as payment for him helping us. We accept the offer and go home to our dorm(Idk if we’re in a dorm but for this it’s easy) and later get a knock at the door. When we open it there’s a bag of medicine and stuff and we know it’s from him.

(Bonus: we were out for a week and he makes up for that lost time he could’ve had with us in a long night)

~⭐️ anon who loves a tsundere

Oh this is

Lowkey I’m kinda glad bro is in this setting because I feel like it makes more cute scenes with him more realistic? Idk if that makes sense.

Rennyn is Nice to You (REAL! NOT CLICKBAIT!!)

Pretend the header is here I don’t wanna get out of bed

You had foolishly gotten into the habit of fucking him in the bathroom after advisory meetings. He was always the last to leave, and you always stayed a bit longer than the rest to tidy up your notes.

Today was a bit different. You felt awful. Yet you couldn’t afford to miss more class than you already had, and you wouldn’t dare miss any exams. You knew powering through would only make you feel worse, but you had no choice. You could rest once the semester was over.

You sniffled over your keyboard, rapidly typing as you made sure this week’s meeting minutes were properly formatted. The last person left, and as the door shut, Rennyn walked across the room to where you sat.

“So, care to-oh,” he said as you looked up at him. “You look like shit.”

“Thanks, asshole. You don’t think you’ve overused that line by now?”

“No, seriously, you look awful. Why the fuck are you at school?”

You looked back down at your laptop. “Cause I have shit to-” you were interrupted by a sneeze. “I have shit to do. Now quit being a dick or I’ll sneeze on you.”

“Right.” He was quiet, still standing there. You went back to your work, not having the energy to entertain his antics. He let out a loud groan. “Alright, fine, fine, I’ll do it.”

You stopped, looking back up at him. “What?”

“I’ll do your assignments for you. Obviously I can’t take your tests for you, but…it’ll give you a little bit more time to rest.” You were taken aback by his kindness, not sure what to expect as you stared back at him. “Come on, say something before I change my mind.”

You snapped out of it, “thank you, I uh, I really appreciate it.”

“Yeah, you better.”

You smiled, “how sweet of you.”

“Ugh, don’t make it weird. Just get better so we can get back to…whatever, yeah, I’m leaving,” he said before walking towards the door.

You rolled your eyes, staying in the meeting hall just a little longer before packing your things and heading back to your dorm room. You emailed him all of your assignments, unsure if he’d actually do them.

It was only an hour later you heard a knock at your door. You opened it, and there at your feet was a bag filled with cough drops, antihistamines, teabags, and a few of the snacks you brought with you to meeting. On the bottom of the bag was a note.

‘Don’t get used to it.’

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This was really sweet but my brain is too brrr to write more smut today. But you and Rennyn absolutely fuck for like six hours once you’re well. Now I kinda wanna write him being gentle. Hmm…I’m sure that’ll come up soon…maybe will make a part 2 to this

[peachdues]

Can I just say that I absolutely LOVE the dynamic between Sanemi and Genya in Compass chapter 2? I'm a sucker for some Shinazugawa bros content and the way you write their relationship is so satisfying to read. Genya was telling Sanemi that he deserved to be happy and Sanemi wondering when his little brother had grown up was so heartwarming to me.

I'm an older sibling myself, and I feel like one day I'm going to have a moment like Sanemi did when my younger brother will give me advice or tell me something and I'll wonder "where did all the time go?" and get emotional 🥲

Sorry for the long paragraphs, but I just wanted to tell you how much your writing connects to me on a personal level.. I hope you have a wonderful day! :)

bestieeee thank you so fucking much!!

I really wanted to highlight their relationship. I initially thought about cutting more of the genya stuff but I’m glad I didn’t!

In all honesty, this was like, my interpretation of Sanemi’s wish he tells Genya in the infinity castle — when he tells him “I’d never let a demon get near you.” I’ve always read his character as being willing to do absolutely whatever is necessary to keep his brother from suffering the way he does (no matter how it hurts him and Genya). This chapter features a lot of things that might make someone question why Sanemi won’t just leave/quit — but I think keeping all of the Genya scenes makes it clear why. It’s all for him.

(If you’ll notice, Genya doesn’t even have scars bc in this universe, Sanemi is successful 😭 a girl can dream).

I’m so happy you liked it!! I truly love writing these two. And kadmdkwkak while I’m not an older sibling, I’m genuinely so touched that it resonated so hard with you!! Thank you for sharing your perspective, because I wouldn’t have been able to think of it as a younger sibling 🥺 I think it’s so incredibly sweet!!

Thank you for reading 🤍

[fiercestpurpose]

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I’m so bitter at this post not because I don’t understand what they’re trying to say but like. it’s actually hard to get meth. I’m glad you got it or whatever but there is like a current ongoing thing where it’s quite hard to get meth bc people think that the youth are faking it for the trend. I’m also personally bitter bc meth would’ve really fucking helped but no one was ever willing to give it to me and I’m really angry about the way my life was shaped by lack of proper medical care because it was specifically denied to me. Bad example bro!!!

[gaybd1]

ugh yall I just had the weirdest fucking experience and I need help making sense of it

first of all two things that are true:

1. sometimes people just have Bad Days and that’s it

2. Ive been hurt by and hated on my enough people in my life to be kind of paranoid about this shit

OKAY SO long story short there’s this older guy with a dog that I see about two nights a week walking at the park the same time I take mine out. My dog doesn’t care about any dogs or trust any people except for these guys. And he’s OBSESSED with them

Usually we end up walking and talking together while to dogs follow and play. He’s kind of a weird guy but he’s nice and always really enthusiastic to talk. Like I always end up staying out longer than I plan because he’s just talking so much. Fine. Whatever.

We’ve always been real bros like he calls me sir and stuff and it’s always been two guys chilling together

Also I think he’s quite drunk most of the time we interact which might have something to do with what happened today (assuming he was sober today??)

anyway so a couple nights ago, last time I saw this guy and his dog, I also met the guy’s girlfriend who also happened to be out and about

now here’s what I think happened. because two other things are also true

1. when men meet me they usually assume I’m a man

2. when women meet me they ALWAYS assume I’m a woman

so I think this guy went home and was talking about me to his gf like “hey I’m glad you finally met my park walk bro” bc he was talking to me like he was super excited about it. and then the gf goes “what do you mean, that’s not a guy??” and now my man is super embarrassed or angry or something

I’m just saying like this exact thing has happened to me several times before

BECAUSE my dog ran up to them today and I went to walk with all of them and this guy like ignored and cold shouldered me the whole time???? BRUH

I mean he was very nice to my dog lol but still they left like super quick after we got there too

like what????? I HOPE he was in a bad mood or something but my past experience has me worried. Like is this gonna be super awkward in future? bc my dumb ass dog obviously has no idea what’s up, he just wants to see his friends

[chigirini]

omg no because i’m actually so pissed. so long story short i got into an argument with one of my friends over a bunch of shit because so basically anyone can agree that a 16yo shouldn’t be FRIENDS w a 21yo and that it’s kinda weird especially when she’s dickriding but whatevs. so i was like ‘that’s kinda weird bro’ and he was like ‘so what it’s just a 5 year age gap’ and ‘all of my friendships are platonic’ and ‘quit cockblocking’ LIKE BRO????? how do any of the 3 statements you just said work together???? and then he proceeds to say ‘i’m not your ex (ex’s name) im not gonna put up with your bs’ LIKE DUDE??? not only were you the one begging me to leave him for you because he wasn’t good for me but you also know all the bull that i put up with him and i was literally a fucking saint to my ex so i have no clue who tf he thinks he’s talking to. plus when i told him that mentioning my ex was too far he replied with ‘boo hoo’ LIKE OH OK! THATS HOW YR GONNA BE THATS HOW WERE GONNA BE LIKE???

and then he proceeded to say “never in a million years would i like you romantically” because i had like a tiny crush on him for like a month and like a dumbass i told him. and i was like ‘didn’t you want me first????’ but whatevs like at this point he’s not my issue but that doesn’t mean i’m not genuinely pissed about it. so he sends me a million and one paragraphs about how i’m a bitch and a dick and an asshole when that’s what he’s been to me this ENTIRE time.

and he couldn’t even come up with creative insults like bitch and prick are all you can come up with???? you want a cookie? like i’m southern and mexican don’t try me when it comes to insults but also because i’m not a horrible person i told him “k i understand” and left it at that because fuck no you do not get to disrespect me and be a bitch to me like who do you think you are.

because i had a whole highlight for him but i took it down bcs no and i was gonna go to a really major life event of his next year and like i was literally planning it and shit and i think i’m still gonna go (to the state he lives in) bcs he lives in another state and i wanna see a few friends who live over there but like yeah. that’s been bothering me for a while so im glad i finally got that off my chest.

[lizandbo]

okie doks, so i would like a hc where bokuto, kuroo, and maybe tsukishima react to seeing their volleyball player! girlfriend play for the first time

i love your blog btw :) it makes me happy <3

Volleyball player!reader x kuroo, bokuto and tsukishima

I’m so so glad that my writing makes you happy, plus this ask is like 100 years cuz time management is not a thing for me

Masterlist

Tsukishima

Before I say anything else HE WILL LAUGH WHEN YOU MESS UP

When you tell him that you play volleyball he might not believe you until he sees it with his very own eyes

He would believe you but ✨trust issues✨

If you ever invite him to one of your matches he just either gives a glare and says a monotone “ok” or grunt in response 

But most times he goes to your games without you knowing 

Tsukishima wants to see when do your best without the pressure of people yk watching you

Cuz honestly I feel that wholeheartedly 

But man when he does see you?

Bros gonna explode from being flustered 

He thinks that you honestly look really hot, but he never ever gonna say that

Not even when he’s being held by gunpoint, which honestly who would ask that question if you were being held by gunpoint?

Anygays 

He just appreciates your work ethic in volleyball

Not being too annoying and obnoxious about volleyball or not giving a fuck with his standards 

Nice balance 

and at some point you motivate him to push on his own hobbies (more so volleyball)

When you catch sight of him you whip your head around to get a double take almost getting whiplash in the process

He just covers his mouth and snickers by the confusion of your face just now realizing that he did attend your match after all

You shuffled up to him half bashful half excited to see tsuki

You wrapped your arms around his middle and he stared back to, giving you a little headpat 

“Sooo how did I do? Since you’ve been stalking me like a dimwit”

“You did better than last time ig, moron”

“You were here last time too??” 

“Now see your the dimwit here since you didn’t even realize I’m coming to your stupid games”

“Awww tsuki I thought would’ve never be here:(“

“Your an official dimwit” tsukishima says with a blush darkening 

Bokuto

He knew you played volleyball cuz he always has asked you how was your day? Every single fucking day

Even before you were dating

It might get a lil annoying sometimes but baby boy genuinely wants to hear about your day

Prolly at some point interrupts you by accident but once he realized he apologizes so damn much 

But a simple “it’s ok bo” is enough for him lmao

ANYWAYS 

IS SO PROUD OF YOU WHEN YOU PLAY

ALWAYS YELLS LETS GO Y/N OR HEY HEY HEYYYY THATS MY S/O

Vvvv proud baby 

Whatever position you play he’s so so so supportive 

“Y/n! That’s such a great set im so proud of you”

“I KNEW YOU COULD DO SO WELL BABY”

“HEY HEY HEY! That spike was so accurate, you should have a kiss as an award! Come her baby”

“BLOCK THEM BASTARDS! YEAHHH”

When the match/ practice is over he’ll quite literally jump and attack you with a bear hug smothering you to absolute death

You guys go to your car him carrying you bride style  and finding a withered mess of half dead rose petals in the passenger seat cuz bo was so focused on seeing you than bringing the damn bouquet of flowers he was gonna give you

“Well… maybe I’m just distracted by incredibly sexy and hot partn-“

“OKAY BOKUTO, LETS JUST GET IN THE DAMN CAR”

“Your also very cute when you stammer like that”

“Booooo”

Kuroo 

Also a vvv proud baby

Found out by having the volleyball match delayed and you coming home late

Quite literally did the mom “and where were you?” Thing on you

But he was concerned for his baby cuz you could’ve gotten kidnapped

You told him that you were at a game of yours and he was appalled 

“And you never thought that I would like to go?” Pouts like a little girl in a playful way

“Well I just never thought you wanted to go since your always so busy”

“Bullshit, I’d do anything for you” he practically manhandled you onto the bed and cuddled there

“Oh really? Anything??” Your eyes sparkled as he met your eyes with a small smile

“Yes baby, anything. Your my one and only”

“Ok so would you do the dishes for me? Oh oh and cook dinner too that would be absolutely fantastic”

Rooster wasn’t too happy with that response smh

SKJDJDJD I GET SO DISTRACTED ANYWAYS

rooster baby would go to any games when he has free time 

Analyzes your movements a lot 

But he’s never deeply judging you in a negative way, he’s just observing 

Becomes your personal trainer but would never push you too hard 

Always after matches no matter if you win or not he’ll always have some version of “you did well baby, now drink some water I’m not letting you be dehydrated”

Always gives you a meaningful hug too

Kisses are also a definite must

One on your forehead, nose and three on the lips

It’s like a secrete combination just between the two of you

Even tho it’s not even like a lock or some shit

It always amazing him how you do certain things when your focused into your game

Sometimes laughs at how cute you are

Just being a proud parent boyfriend is all you need

[theater-for-jocks]

ALRIGHT.

Bloodline on bloodline crime: I wound up liking this match way more than I expected!!! I’m really glad Jey still got his own entrance, I loved the continued tension between Roman and Jey, I loved Jimmy trying to keep the peace, and I ADORED Jey trying to play peacemaker for Jimmy and Sami when the latter showed up at the end! Initially kinda shocked solo et al won but I guess that’s why we didn’t just wait for wargames. Now it makes sense.

WOMENS TAG FRENZY: I was SO expecting damage ctrl to dethrone but since this allegedly replaced Rhea on Raquel vengeance I suppose it makes sense for Bianca and Jade to retain. Once again my match of the night, tbh; everyone looked INCREDIBLE in the ring. Hopefully once Bianca and Jade go on singles runs people don’t forget how fucking GOOD the women’s tag division is!!! Keep booking it like this!!!!

Rollins on Reeds crime: okay so I figured Bronson would win here to cement him as a strong presence. However. He looked SO FUCKING GOOD that him taking the L is a-okay! I doubt this feud is 100% over anyway. Seth’s gonna make him famous, alright. Side note Seth what the fuck were those shoulder pads. Bro looked like a fuckin n64 character.

THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTIIIIING: the lack of cash-in is shocking but at least it was for good reason both in kayfabe and out of kayfabe. (Hesitation and Raquel interference in kayfabe, getting it the pop it deserves out of kayfabe, man, the women deserved more of a fucking reaction.) (And also this gives Tiffy less of a reason to cash in on Liv!) I’M SO GLAD LIV WON HERE. Some folks on Twitter say she still looked weak but she was facing Nia Fucking Jax. The Unstoppable Force. And also this is kind of what the judgment day Does. Of course she got some help. I don’t really mind. She still looked FANTASTIC and honestly deserved a belt without the paper-champion feeling that her current title run has sometimes.

The not-match: okay so uh. They never made it to the ring. KO kicked Randy’s ass so I’m counting it but legally speaking there was no match. It was fun to watch but the ending felt kinda ?????? to me. Not quite as bad as livrhea bad blood imo but still kinda funky.

Triple threat: oh my god I LIKED this match and still forgot it. LA knight retains, which I’m not gonna lie annoys me A LITTLE because it means that sick midcard feud doesn’t REALLY resolve, but whatever. Maybe we get a real match seven soon. (Wargames? Wargames PLEASE?) But they all looked real good!

White on white crime; GOT REALLY GOOD AS SOON AS I WENT TO PEE, WITH A GREAT FINISH TO BOOT. Yeah Cody won here. Unsurprising. Don’t have much to say cause it took a wHILE to get good.

SO FOR CRITIQUE:

Narrative: the matches not for the crown jewel belts had PRETTY solid lead-ups, I think, and even with the CJ belts the girls managed to bake existing feuds into it to make it interesting. The men…….tried. The US championship I was a BIIIIIT less sold on because it kinda fucked up the landing but it’s fine I guess. Depends whether this ends the melo/andrade feud or not. Within the matches themselves the stories were pretty solid too!

Logic: I had a really hard time guessing, which is partially on me (bloodline, us championship) and partially cause it could have gone either way (Rollins/Reed, tag match). As mentioned in the notes the ending for Randy/KO was kinda ????????? though. They could’ve done it a different way to the same effect.

Showcase: BEST SHOWCASE BY FAR WAS THE WOMEN’S TAG. Everyone looked pretty solid though! Shoutout to the girlies though. You deserved more cheers.

Verdict: solid showing with some stuff I wasn’t too sure on. Headachey so not too much to say. Tentatively grading aaaaa 3.75 BUT I will downgrade by .25 if melo/andrade ends here. I’m sorry I gotta.

Oh we’re two weeks out from the next thing. Uh. Lemme start predicting.

[bbykento]

I’ll make it up to you - gojo x gn! reader

wc. 1.1k | NOT proofread

contents! angst to fluff, comfort, gojo calls you clingy, neglect, cute nicknames, he does everything to make your anger gone, crying, overthinking, negative thoughts, praise.

you missed gojo so bad.

right now, you were just watching a movie or whatever you could do to occupy yourself. while gojo is out there hanging out with his friends, it’s been awhile since they’ve seen each other. you thought this wouldn’t change anything in your daily life.

but after a few weeks, it’s all he’s been doing. he’s always outside with his friends, barely acknowledging your presence. you get that it’s been quite awhile, but you’ve been feeling neglected.

You weren’t clingy whatsoever (maybe you were) but you missed him so bad. every damn time he came home he’d either be too tired and sleep right away or he’d play video games… with his friends again.

it was the same process all over again. you were getting tired, you were already having a rough week. you needed your boyfriend…

at the moment, it was currently 12:59 am. Where the fuck was your boyfriend?? you decided to text him, worried about his being.

You

baby, where are you? it’s 1 am already, you okay?

baby?

baby?

can you come home already? its kinda late

baby answer me

you were worried, he usually came home from their hangout by 7 pm or even earlier. though why was he taking longer? yes he’s the strongest he can take care of himself yeah yeah but it was your boyfriend. finally after a few minutes (it took 30 minutes) before he responded.

Gojo

js out w my bros dw

wow. he finally responded, in like one of the worst ways ever. he would usually reassure you sweetly that he’s okay and he’d be back quickly in 50+ messages, whenever he’d went out longer than usual. but this? its not him. it was a dry response, maybe someone took his phone?

You

when r u coming home?

baby?

Gojo

can you like stop?

stop being so clingy it’s annoying

im just hanging out w my bros

and im not gonna come home till for a little while

the reason why i hung out with them was to escape your clingy ass

so stfu for a moment

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… what the fuck? im clingy? when im just worrying about your wellbeing?? you already had a bad day and just wanna cuddle with your boyfriend but he adds to the stress.

like the petty person you are, you take your things and leave his apartment with teary eyes. if he calls you clingy, might as well distance yourself from him. nobody to wake him up, take care of his drunken state, cook him breakfast, and all that.

….

a week passes by and not a single sign from him. he didn’t bother to text you, call you, go to your apartment, whatsoever. you guys don’t usually fight, and when you do it doesn’t last this long. he would always be to go to you first and apologize.

you were overthinking, maybe you were a burden to him? was he cheating on you? will he break up with you? negative thoughts clouded your mind as you cry your heart out and cuddle your pillow.

before suddenly, a ding comes from your door. was that finally gojo? was he here to apologize and comfort me? you fixed yourself before opening the door, the moment you opened the door it all answered your questions.

Oh. it was just a delivery man…..with a bouquet but instead it was filled with money shaped into flowers, a cute basket filled to the brim with your favorite snacks and food. Till you realize the “delivery man” had snow-white hair..

“gojo..?”

“baby..I’m sorry please? I know it’s not enough but fuck.. im sorry, im sorry…can we talk?” he looks up, finally letting you see his eyes. he looked, tired. and so did you.

“okay…” you say. you were glad he was back, you missed his touch, his face, his everything.

he gets inside and you close the door behind him. when he lands the items on a table, he suddenly hugs you.

“Baby i’m sorry I don’t know what i fucking said I didn’t mean any of that you know that right? please im sorry ill make it up to you… I just- I just..”

“Baby calm down, we’ll talk about it after you collect all your thoughts.”

he nods in agreement, before he nuzzles his head deeper into your neck taking in your scent. oh how he missed you, how bad he fucked up to the. point you guys haven’t interacted each other for a week.

“I’m sorry… I was just in a bad mood after my friends made a joke about hitting on you… I poured my anger on you, nothing was your fault. It’s all mine.. please forgive me baby I’ll do anything to make up to you..” he started to kiss your neck.

God did you want to cry again.

“don’t you know how much that hurt me?” tears started to roll down your cheeks.

“I know baby.. it’s all my fault blame it on me. I’ve been neglecting my cute and beautiful baby.. you don’t deserve it please don’t cry..” he wipes your tears and cups your face before kissing you all over your face

“Please just don’t do that ever again..” you hug him tightly. you were so happy and sad at the same time. after all those overthinking… his reassurance was what you needed the most.

“Of course, my love. please remember I don’t find you clingy or annoying, even if you were clingy I love every second of it. I love every bit of you. please don’t stop loving me like that, im an asshole fuck me. im sorry you had to deal with this asshole but this asshole loves you very much.” with every sentence, he gave a kiss on your face.

“I love how you make me breakfast everyday, the way you wake me up so sweetly, the way you text me to see how I’m doing, how you clean my clothes for me when I’m too tired, draw doodles on my chest with your fingers when im asleep, kiss me and put a blanket over me when you see me shiver, I love all of you and the things you do.” he continued.

He kisses you long and deep. you couldn’t stop the ecstatic feeling in you when he said all of those words. oh did you love him so much, and so did he.

Safe to say, you guys spent the night in each other’s arms. he spoiled you a lot the very next day, or rather for the past few weeks.

note: this would’ve been better if I havent fucking accidentally exited the draft without saving the work in progress 🫠 AAAAA

[sannylity]

*slamming hands on table* vampire au! vampire au! vampire au! vampire au! confetti!!!! new sannylity au dropped go crazy go stupid

love the idea of a blood soulmate and everything! theyre all mechanics that could be interesting to incorporate into the world. also FUCK foolish for turning mariana into a vampire. not cool bro wtf >:(

thinking about charlie being like "you know for ease's sake we should just be roommates. we are literally bound by blood and soul and whatever the hell you said anyways" and marianas nervous cause the last time she shared a place with someone it didnt go to well but he agrees. so they stay in an apartment together! yippie!!

mariana stays in the house most of the time because she usually sleeps or relaxes/does chores during the day and likes to do fun things at night! sometimes that means bothering his roommate and sometimes that means going clubbing. she attempted being a nighttime security guard for a week, but it was too stressful, so he quit after only five nights.

i can see this au definitely having nsfw undertones, with all the biting and ecstasy and the high from bloodsucking and stuff rftvgybuijm charlie cant lie hes kind of into it when mariana sinks his fangs into his neck, not knowing how much pleasure it gives her too.

god imagine charlies abusive dad who he ran away from is actually a vampire hunter, so he can never have mariana meet his parent- not like he would've wanted that, anyways. as many of his loved ones as he can keep away from his fucked-up father, the better.

originally it just starts off as their mutually beneficial relationship, being blood soulmates and everything. but it evolves into a blossoming romance, into a desperation to feel the warmth of each others bodies, into a reliance on one another.

i go feral whenever sannylity proposes new slimeriana au idea and this one is no exception.

-💫

Hahahaha yes! I’m surprised myself that I haven’t made a vampire AU until now sksksk

I like that Foolish is just the automatic choice for Mariana xD but yes, how dare he!!

And yeah, after the initial confrontation of Charlie catching Mariana and Mariana having to admit, they end up having to come up with living arrangements for their sakes. Did I mention vampires lose their minds if they don’t feed on their humans and vice versa for a long time? :D

So when Charlie didn’t believe him at first, he stopped coming into work to avoid Mariana and for a month, they don’t see each other. But why does he feel so agitated and snappy and angry and feel like he should break something or punch a wall or tear his hair out? He doesn’t know what to do and he’s panicking, ready to jump off his balcony apartment just to end this intense feeling all over him until Mariana somehow appears out of nowhere and bites into his neck again.

That’s when Charlie believes him and they settle for a living arrangement.

Mariana definitely does the chores during the day, his malewife role is still canon in this AU xD lolol

Also, yep! This AU was written to have NSFW themes on it. There’s no way around it xD they both find pleasure in blood sucking, what more with having physical and sexual attraction for each other? Sex would be a given and experimental on the biting and the clawing and the scratching. Hot gay men vampire sex, yes lmaoo

Having a family member of Charlie being a vampire hunter is really cool and adds so much drama and problems for the couple djjsjs I’d imagine the story would become lengthy for this, but the payoff would be amazing nonetheless :))

And thank you! I’m glad you liked this AU. It is surely one of my faves too because there’s a lot of world building involved when it comes to vampires ahhhh <33

[blossom-hwa]

OMG AAHHH I saw your detailed rizz analysis post and I must say… Y’all really blew my mind cause I do see why you rated the idols as such HAHAHAHA I was specially laughing in agreement at the Soob, Hwa, and Bermuda line ones~ Vernon makes soooo much sense too HAHAHA And I guess your Yunho rizz analysis explains why I’m so head over heels attracted to the man! Oh and I agree soooo much with the Changbin one too HAHAHA I saw you mention Wonho during his analysis and I agree HAHAHA But that made me really curious for Wonho and MONSTA X rizz analysis :((( If it’s not too much of a trouble for y’all, would you mind analysing them too?? Or I guess who do you think is rizzless and the one with most rizz??

hey anon! glad you enjoyed the rizz post :) to be honest I'm not too familiar with monsta x/wonho anymore (not for any particular reason just changing interests), but I'll do a quick sentence or two with my main impressions below! hope you like it <3

original rizz analysis

shownu: positive and high magnitude though not quite infinity. kinda similar to yunho? in that they are both large and soft and have insane charisma but iirc shownu has a thinly veiled thing for being dominated (or is he the one dominating icr) that parallels yunho's thinly veiled thing for feet. hence the similarities and hence the not-positive-infinity level rizz

wonho: fluctuates between +5 and -5. I did say he's very similar to changbin. buff boys. stronk. much strength. except they're also very sweet losers hence the dipping into the negatives. I gave him slightly lower magnitudes than changbin, I don't know why this is the instinct but I mean at least his negative rizz is lower magnitude than changbin's so there's that

minhyuk: low. very negative. EXTREMELY negative. iirc he's very much the puppy type and he reminds me a little too much of hyunjae. he's very aware of the fact that he has next to zero rizz and he WILL use that against you so watch out for the puppy eyes. it doesn't matter in the end though you'll fall victim to them anyway

kihyun: -15. I feel like I've been influenced by this one twt account that I follow bc they love kihyun and are also obsessed with pathetic men so by extension kihyun is pathetic and is down in the negatives. not super high magnitude at least which he should honestly thank me and his hyeya performance for. I was going to give him -1 but then I realized he'd be dangerously close to rizz neutral and that is not happening this man is not neutral on ANYTHING

hyungwon: ooooooooo this is so hard but I'm going to give him -10. he's kinda like chanhee. knows what rizz is. understands his rizz level is in the negatives. does not give two fucks. this gives the impression that he has positive levels of rizz since he doesn't care but be not fooled dear reader he's just a dying victorian child in the guise of a limp noodle dragging himself around the stage. pray for him

(I think kihyun would probably kill me if he knew his rizz levels were under hyungwon's please don't let this get past him)

joohoney: FUCK BRO THIS IS SO HARD. I give him +20. he has so much charisma as an idol it's insane. I watched some of pdx101 (I think this is where it's from) and every time I remember the BAKSU bit I flip flop between convulsing on the floor with laughter and wanting to watch if 15 more times. therefore he gets positive rizz except it's limited by his aegyo. sorry I can't watch that more than 0.1 times before I cringe into oblivion

i.m.: same suit as jangjun and co. he's so alien his rizz is like undefinable. started off with positive infinity magnitude, then it got too high so it like... collapsed in on itself and got converted into whatever the fuck it is now. I couldn't tell you what it is. he's so weird. he holds too much power. I love him very much

[lipglossanon]

I'm really glad you don't mind me sending you my thoughts, literally I have no one to share these with so thx sm :')

for the spicy thoughts tho, this may sound weird to u so if u don't like this idea, u don't have to read them no worries<333

I was thinking of the reader wearing animal ears... ITS A GUILTY PLEASURE OF MINE IK ITS WEIRD. but like just imagine for a second with me, her trying out stuff like cat ears or bunny ears or puppy ears or whatever animals you want really. her friends gave them to her to try it on since they think that she hasn't really tried anything crazy or kinky or whatever (only if they knew-) she got curious so she decided to try them on in her room in front of her mirror, with that her friends even gave her some cute and skimpy lingerie too ;) usually she doesn't wear things like these, but she wants to feel pretty so she puts them on together with the bunny ears and tail she has, i choose bunny cuz it's like her for me fr. she gets so lost into it and just keeps turning her body in different angles, admiring the set, that she doesn't even notice Leon standing at her door, his muscular figure leaning against the door frame, big and bulky arms crossed, a smug grin on his face, and darkened eyes with his pupils dilating. Bro. BROOOOO HEAR ME OUT PLS

he just stands there and doesn't make his presence known until she turns around to change back, finish admiring the set, and gasps at seeing him. it can be either stepdad or stepbro leon, both are so hot. her face gets hot quickly as she scrambles to cover her almost-naked body, feeling too embarrassed that she got caught red handed. Leon's grin widens and he can feel his cock twitching and hardening even more in his sweats at her bashfulness, he always loveeee her timidness since he thinks it's so cute and precious that he wants to ruin and break her even more. stepping into her room, he stalks slowly towards her with a predatory gaze, staring her down and pinning her in place. his hands coming up to pet her bunny ears, he teases her with a condescending tone, "look at you…” Gasping when he moves one of his hands down, squeezing her neck slightly, her breasts, down to her side then hip, then his hand suddenly goes behind her and squeezes at her tail. Just exploring her body in general. He pushes her body even closer to his own, breath fanning against her red face,

“Look at how pretty you are for me hm? Cute little bunny. I can see how wet you are in your white skimpy little pantie. All for me? Sweet baby, so fucking sweet…” then he leans down and smashes his lips against her own hungrily, quite literally trying to devour her. After pulling away, his lips parted slightly to pant and smirks evilly down at her. Suddenly he pushes her towards the door to her room, cocking his head at her,

“Run. Now.” She doesn’t know why he’d say that but her body just shivers all over the place from his sudden cold tone. Heart beating out of her chest, she turns around and quickly runs down the stairs. Her heart beats even faster hearing his pounding footsteps, getting closer and closer to her. Imagine what he’ll do to her when he catches her…

AAAAHHHH OMG AJDNFN I LOVE PREDATOR/PREY SM😩🔥 plspls if ur interested in this idea u can even use it ;)

I really don’t mind! It’s fun to talk Leon 🥰 and I also have no one to unleash my thoughts to hence the fics 🤣 🤣

And trust me, not much I find weird in the kink department 😂

Pet play can be so 🥵 yes yes and yes; I’m loving this energy 👏 👏 👏 and it could be one of those things that she’s always been interested but way too nervous to go out on her own so when she gets them as like a joke gift she’s actually (secretly) excited!! 🤩 oof Leon being a total creep and just spying on her while she’s trying them on and just being mesmerized at how much she likes them??? 🤤

The heavy tension as he’s slowly petting over her little bunny ears and body? Teasing the little tail and maybe snapping the band on her lingerie 🤯

Predator/prey is so goooood!!!! Screaming right now!! The possibilities 😩 the chase ending in the hottest sex imaginable oof 🥵 🥵 🥴

But let me spin you this one (cause this has got my brain buzzing 😵‍💫) so she ends up with a leash and collar and just being silly she convinces Leon to put them on. He indulges her cause he’s totally whipped and like she’s just kinda picking on him and trying to stir him up by saying bad puppy or like he goes to kiss her and she pulls the leash where he’s not able to and just

‘Be a good puppy and you’ll get a treat’ 😵‍💫

But the kicker here is just how much it drives Leon a little crazy; she’s not even being mean but being told no and making it seem like she can tell him what to do is just doing it for him 🥵 🥵 ONLY for him to turn it around and completely rail her in the mattress (doggy style what else 🤭) while she’s trying to tug on his leash telling him ‘bad puppy, you’re being so bad right now’ 🤤 🤤 🥴

If you can’t tell this has been sitting heavy on my noggin 🤣 please give me all the thoughts, I’m living for it 😆 god now I’m going to have to write it lmao 🤣 🤣

[henry-and-the-seven-lords]

Hi! I saw that your requests were open and I was so happy!! I love your writing btw :3 Anyways, I was wondering if I could request MC playing monopoly with the demon bros? I’m not sure how many character you do so maybe at least Mammon, Lucifer and Satan? thank youu <333

Hello! And thank you! I am glad you like my work :)

It makes me happy that someone (or somepeople) like to read it.

Also I love this request because Monopoly has been in my life so much right now and idk why...

I also don't know if there is 8 person monopoly... BUT THERE IS NOW!

The Brothers Playing Monopoly with MC

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💙 Lucifer -

Would act bored throughout most of the game, but actually thoroughly enjoys board games and is trying to win.

"Oh, looks like I landed on Boardwalk... I'll take it."

Is amazing at managing his money (because he does it for his Brothers anyway)

Spoiler alert: He wins. MC came in second and almost took the win from him...

💛 Mammon -

Super pumped when the game first starts. He is cheering with every roll, but when he has bought 3 pieces of land and is now out of money... he starts upset and wants to quit.

"Can'tcha just lend your first a few hundreds? MC, I'll pay you back!"

He spent all his money in the first few turn, then he kept landing on Lucifer's hotels until he became bankrupt.

First person to hit bankruptcy.

🧡 Leviathan -

The most into the game. Has crunched the numbers to know how to perfectly optimize his money to get the most spaces. Also LOVES bidding wars and trading.

"200! 300! Mammon I want that train to finish my set!!"

Every round he tries to trade with someone until one of them succeeds. MC is the only person who will actually trad with him which makes him so happy.

Fifth person to get out.

💚 Satan -

INSISTED that he be the banker. And is only playing to fuck with Lucifer. He doesn't even care about what spaces he gets he just relishing in the feeling of giving Lucifer the wrong amount of money.

"Oh? Was I missing a ten? My apologies brother dearest..."

He did try to stay in so he could mess with Lucifer more, but he ended up going bankrupt and having to mortgage all his properties because of Lucifer's damn hotels.

Fourth person to file for bankruptcy.

💖 Asmodeus -

Asmodeus has a strategy. He is going to buy as many low cost spaces as he can and just start building on all of them so they become worth more. (Besides he loves a good transformation)

"See! The Browns aren't that bad Levi! They look cute with the little hotels"

He gets pretty far on the Browns alone and has taken a lot of money from Beel.

Third person out of the game.

❤ Beelzebub -

Beel was mainly focused on the snacks he brought with him and less about the game in front of him, so he mainly did whatever MC or Belphie told him to do.

"I want to go to jail. I mean, I want to go past jail."

He wasn't too invested in the game to begin with, but he did get a good amount of properties with MC and Belphie's help.

Second person to file for bankruptcy.

💜 Belphegor -

This game has too many rules and intricacies for Belphie's liking. So he decides to just be a consumer. Doesn't buy any properties, only pays dues.

"Here MC. Levi gave these to me after he died and I don't want them. Will you trade all of these for $100?

After him, MC, and Lucifer were the last three left in the game. Everyone gave their properties to Belphie before they filed for bankruptcy becausehe had the most money. But that was against his goal. So he gave them all to MC.

Sixth to get out of the game.

[tfw-no-tennis]

csm 133 thoughtz....

I realized today that I read this every week and i love liveblogging so why not combine those two things. wow

I'm loving the completely objective signs that state factual things such as ‘not human’ and ‘chainsaw devil,’ thank you for those, chainsaw man protestors lol

yoshida let denji out of the yaoi dungeon?! interesting

‘I'm a good boy’ denji ily 

I loooove all of denjis delayed reactions to things lmfao

I feel like denji fr has brain damage from all his head trauma and lobotomies lol its like in the john wick movies how he gets less coherent as they go on bc, imo, he’s gotten so many concussions that by the 4th one he can barely talk

really like the panel of denji and yoshida sitting calmly and all the anti and pro csm people are clashing in the background. 

especially w/denji saying he kinda likes people fighting over him...but none of them realize that denji, sitting right there, is chainsaw man. poetry bro

oooh, getting political. I do (sometimes) love like, anime superpower’d world politics. it can be well done

love how vastly different yoshida and denjis priorities are 

like, yoshida is playing 5D chess and denji just ate a rock he found on the ground. and I don't mean this derisively for denji, its good that his priorities are nayuta et al

‘you no longer have sole control over chainsaw man’ is interesting. denji - chainsaw man - is becoming a figure beyond denji and chainsaw man himself. the IDEA of him is being used almost more than csm himself

oh damnnnnnn 

yoshida literally w/the ‘quit your job’ ‘what’ ‘join my emo band’ bit. except he doesn’t even offer to let denji join his band smh. I KNOW yoshida has an emo band just look at him

denjis facial expressions are the best lmao

YOSHIDA THATS FUCKING DARK GODDAMN 

I'm not shocked tho. he’s so sketchy!!!! I seriously STILL cant pin down what his deal is. whose side is he on!? what's his agenda, personally?!

damn. simplistically put, yoshida is kinda right. denji can live a normal life if he stops being chainsaw man voluntarily 

EXCEPT NO, because the apocalypse would still be happening or whatever, and denji is all fucked up and traumatized, and integrating with the ‘normies’ isn't gonna work as well as hanging out with weirdos and freaks like he’s currently doing

speaking of, WHERE is asa I miss her:( 

lmfao @ yoshida being like ‘ill be your friend if you quit being csm denji!!! I prommy!’

loooove those panels of yoshida describing what denjis ‘normal life’ could look like, over background of protestors fighting

DENJI ILY............

again with the 5D chess vs eating a rock. denji is so great because he’s so straightforward. he wants everyone to pay attention to him and fight over him!!!! he likes the attention, positive and negative, he gets as chainsaw man!!! he’s not too proud or ashamed to admit to that - he’s not the type to even attempt to be modest and pretend that he’s only chainsaw man to help people...if anything, that's a side effect of the rest of the deal

and to denji its simple: he doesn’t want to stop being csm, and he also doesn’t want nayuta to be killed. c’mon yoshida get with it

yoshida telling denji to be selfless, essentially...lmao bro who do you think you’re talking to

denji CAN be selfless but This Is Not The Way To Achieve That

HE CHOOSES BOTH. BOTH OPTIONS. lmao I love him

also I really question public safety’s ability to hold nayuta captive. js. 

denji trying to assemble the protestors to kill yoshida lmaoooooo

oh yep lmao there she is

OH AWWWWW they’re so cute uhghhhh I’m so glad they reunited

love her pose when she’s calling for denji. weirdgirlcore

I will say I’m still wary of nayuta...I feel like the story is purposely vague about her morals - like last chapter with her telling her classmates to give her their desserts - where’s the line between typical amoral tween behavior and like, not valuing human life? im excited to see more of her tho

yoshida w/some HILARIOUS facial expressions

nayuta not swearing lmaooooo

I wonder if yoshida thinks that denji agreed to his terms lol

we haven’t seen basically any of public safety this part...I wanna know how its been going there. is kishibe still involved???? did kobeni rejoin lmaoooo

the fact that they’ve had such little presence makes me think they’re pretty powerless. I wonder if their threat against nayuta really holds any weight

yoshida at the end hahaha ‘did he not understand me?’ dude I’m telling you hes playing -2D checkers MAYBE. this is the guy who recently lobotomized himself rather than face his trauma. plsssss

great chapter and I’m excited to read more as always. I wonder if we’ll catch up with asa next...

[butwhyduh]

B, I was rereading your content again (sometimes you just have to revisit the greats) and the pregnancy scare headcanons are always great to me. So, we know how the boys would react to being directly involved in said scare, but what if it was batsis and one of their friends?

I don't have any specific friend in mind for this idea, so it's kind of like. A free space? Like, it could be Dick finding out about Garth or Wally (I know you're still working on figuring him out, so there's no pressure there) and his sister, or Jason with Roy (or Kyle, I've seen them be friends in some fics but I don't know a lot about them) or like. Tim with Kon. Older Damien with Older Jon is also a possibility if you're feeling up to it, since the prompt isn't inherently sexual beyond how pregnancy comes to be (facts of life and all) but I'd totally understand if you wanted to rule that one out entirely right out of the gate. Literally any pairing fits. Hell, you could even do something with Bruce's sister (a bat aunt I guess??) with anyone in the league.

There's something about the concept of the "brother's best friend" thing that's hilarious because the brother gets the whiplash of like "I'm glad it's you because I know you and I know you would never hurt my siblings on purpose but also this definitely feels like a HUGE violation of the bro code, and I might need to think about punching you a tiny bit until I get used to the thought of you two being a thing, let alone possibly making an entire baby together"

Oooooo drama

Okay so I’m gonna go with

Reader x Roy Harper w/ Dick finding out

Reader x Kyle Rayner w/ Jason finding out

Reader x Kon Kent w/ Tim finding out

Reader x Ghost Maker w/ Bruce finding out

Stories under the cut, this got long with a lot of different stories so please let me know what you think!!

Roy Harper x batsis!reader

Again. It happened again. Roy felt frozen. Then he looked at you. It was different. You were together. It wasn’t a fling. It was totally different. And he couldn’t help but pull you into a hug. Your eyes were wet and you looked so scared.

“Hey, don’t worry. Whatever you want, I’m there. Don’t worry,” he said wiping tears from your face. You nodded and closed your eyes while leaning into him. Roy hugged you close.

A knock at the door broke your hug.

“Shit, Dick is here to pick me up,” Roy said.

“I- okay. I’m just gonna wash my face and it’ll be fine,” you said. You hurried to the kitchen and splashed water on your face as Dick walked in.

“Hey,” he said to you both. “What’s the matter? You’ve been crying.”

Dick turned to look at Roy critically. Damn his perceptiveness.

“Sad movie we just finished. I’m a sucker for them,” you said and he nodded, appeased.

“Hey I’m gonna use your bathroom real quick before we leave,” Dick said before jogging to the bathroom. Your eyes widened as you realized the test. The pregnancy test on the counter. Oh fuck.

“What the shit? Are you- did you get my sister pregnant?? Someone answer me,” Dick said walking in the room with the pee stick. You winced.

“Dick, calm down,” you said moving towards him but he was faster than you and landed a right hook to Roy in the jaw. He fell back hard. You shrieked.

“Dick!” You gasped. Roy sat up and rubbed his jaw from the floor.

“You knocked up my sister? You didn’t learn how that shit works the first time,” Dick roared.

“Dick, quit,” you pleaded.

“I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I didn’t- this isn’t-“

“I’m on the pill. I don’t know how it happened,” you told him. Dick looked at you softly. Concern was written all over his face. “It’s not his fault.”

“Seriously? You’re- you’re pregnant?” Dick asked you. He walked closer.

“Maybe? We don’t know. I haven’t been to the doctor or anything,” you shrugged shyly.

“Add you gonna- don’t answer that. You don’t have to tell me,” he corrected himself. Dick looked over you to Roy that was standing to the side.

“If you do not treat her right and be a good dad if she’s pregnant, I’ll make sure the only bow you’ll be able to touch is the ones Lian puts in your hair because you’re in a body cast,” Dick threatened.

“I wouldn’t. You know I wouldn’t do that. I’m here for anything,” Roy said seriously. Dick stared at him.

“I know you’re good for Lian. Come on. We got a job. And you owe me dinner. And a beer,” Dick added. “For like a month.”

“Aw, alright, alright,” Roy added seriously after he started to joke. He gave you a hug and kiss on the cheek before dashing out the door.

———————————

Kyle Rayner x batsis!reader

“Go buy the box. Just at the corner store, Ky. I felt like I’m gonna throw up for like the last 3 mornings and now I’m freaking out. Please,” you said, shooing him to the door.

“Okay, yeah babe, which one?” Kyle asked looking more flustered than when he fights intergalactic monsters.

“Literally any. Actually 2 of any variety. Pretty sure they all work the same,” you said and he ran out the door before coming back.

“My wallet,” he said before running back out.

Kyle ran in the store and looked at the variety of tests. Pink, purple, early, ovulation, gender tests. You can learn that from a test?? Fuck was there too many choices. He grabbed 2 at random and hurried to the register. As his bag was being handed to him and his credit card was being swiped, Kyle felt a hand on his shoulder. He turned quickly.

“Woah bro. You alright? I called your name.”

If Kyle could think of a worse person to see at this exact moment it would only be Batman. There he was with a bag containing only a pregnancy test for his girlfriend and her brother, his friend, was right there. His detective trained friend. Kyle was glad he wore the lantern ring at that moment.

“No, I wasn’t paying any attention,” he said with an awkward laugh.

“My sister at home?” Jason asked walking beside Kyle.

“Yeah, yeah she is,” Kyle answered. He could feel himself sweating. It was hot but not that hot. What if Jason noticed him sweating too much?

“Cool. I’ll walk with you,” Jason said with an easy grin “you getting sick?”

“What?! No. I’m fine. It’s just hot. Today,” he said pushing the elevator button back at the apartment building.

“Yeah, you’re like real sweaty, Bro. What’s in the bag?” Jason asked. “Like if you’re sick and I got on the elevator with you, I’m kicking your ass because I can’t handle being sick.”

“I’m not sick. I’m fine,” Kyle said a little too forcefully.

“Okay,” Jason said side eyeing Kyle. Kyle’s fingers were white with grip on the bag and Jason subtly eyed it but couldn’t tell anything.

“Hey you’re- Jason!” You yelped as you saw your brother right behind Kyle. Kyle gave you the bag quickly with a wide eyed look.

“Hey, how are you?” Jason asked while giving you a hug.

“Good. Good,” you said with a new level of stress. Why the fuck was your brother here now?

As if by the magic of luck in a series of unfortunate events, through the cheap quality of the bag to begin with and the tightness Kyle had been holding it, to the slight way you swung it away from you when hugging Jason; it broke. The content flopped on the floor slightly behind you and yo the right which just happened to be the perfect angle for Jason to view the contents.

“…. Is this a… a pregnancy test??” He asked after automatically picking up what you dropped. And that felt like the moment you’d soul left your body. The moment your brother held a pregnancy test and asked if it was yours when you both already knew the answer.

“Uhh- well, yes,” you said. He stared at you for a second.

“And…” he promoted.

“Nothing. Nothing,” you tried to play it off.

“Holy shit. That’s why you look sick. You knocked my sister up. Holy shit,” Jason says turning to Kyle. Kyle stood back a little.

“Jay,” you said putting your hand on his shoulder. Jason frowned heavily at you. “Don’t get mad.”

“I’m already mad. I’m deciding if I’m going to shoot him,” Jason said with a horrible smile at Kyle. Kyle’s ring started to glow a little.

“No. There will be none of that. Jason don’t even think about it,” you said. He glared at Kyle.

“When you least expect it, Lantern,” he said nastily. “I gotta go before I break his pretty face.”

“Jason!”

“Love you did but gotta go,” he said before leave. As he left out the door he grabbed a set of keys and threw them and hit Kyle directly between the eyes.

“Ow,” Kyle said rubbing his face.

“Okay I’m gonna take that test now,” you said.

“Oh god. Wait. Wait,” Kyle said walking over to you. “Whatever. I’m here.”

“Yeah?”

“Yeah,” he said nodding.

3 days later Jason just shoots a whole damn clip at Kyle while he holds up a green lantern construct guard.

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Kon Kent x Batsis!reader

Kon woke up one day to a sound he didn’t quite understand. Heart beats. Fast heart beating. First he looked over at you sleeping but no you had a steady normal beat you always had. He listened closer and with a little maneuvering, realized what he heard. Kon fell out of bed in shock. What had he done?

You rolled over to look at him on the floor in sleepy confusion.

“What’s the matter, my alien lover?” You said with a grin.

“Yeah, yeah, speaking of. There is something we need to talk about,” he said. Kon didn’t know how to bring it up. It worked the other way where the woman announced she was pregnant.

“What’s the matter?” You asked with a frown.

“Nothing bad like that. Well, maybe. Uhh that’s up to you and your choices, that I totally support-“

“Conner, what are you talking about,” you asked fully awake.

“You have two heartbeats,” he said and you stared at him for a second.

“I have an irregular heartbeat?”

“No, you have 2 different heartbeats. In your body,” he said and you froze at the realization.

“Are you- are you saying I’m pregnant???” You asked sitting up and feeling nauseous suddenly.

“Probably. Yes. I haven’t been wrong about this yet. I won’t do any x ray viewing for safety,” he said. Kon climbed back on the bed and took your hand that was shaking.

“I just- I didn’t think it was be this soon. I thought we’d be…” you trailed off before you finished your sentence but Kon got what you meant. You’d been together for 2 years and living together for almost a year so the talk wasn’t a complete surprise.

“Married?” He filled in and you nodded. “We can, if you want.”

“Not like this,” you frowned. Your alarm on your phone rang. “Oh shoot. I’ve got to pick up Tim from the airport!”

You got up and started changing clothes. Kon froze while watching you for a second before throwing clothing on over the boxers he wore. He couldn’t help if he thought you were smoking hot.

The hot summer air hit different when you knew you were going in a perfectly climate controlled car that Bruce had bought you. Kon threw on some shades and laid back the passenger seat as you pulled out of the driveway.

“We tell Tim nothing,” you said. “He’s a worrier. We’ll tell him when we have a plan and he won’t freak out.”

“Okay. You aren’t- you aren’t freaking out,” Kon asked watching you. He was listening to both heartbeats coming from your body and noted yours was slightly faster than normal.

“I’m definitely freaking out. But we can figure things out later,” you said. Kon just nodded before looking out the window. Bat emotion suppression ran in the family.

“Timmy,” you cried before pulling him in a tight hug. He smiled and let you pull him around. “I haven’t seen you in months!”

“We’ll, somebody had to move to California,” he teased. “Hey Kon.”

“Somebody could use a tan,” he teased while also giving Tim a hug before climbing in the car.

“Not a thing in Gotham. Plus, I’m only going to be here for a week,” Tim answered. “But I do want to have some fun. I heard parasailing is great. What do you think?” He asked you.

“No! I mean- that’s a bad idea,” Conner said. Tim turned and looked at him.

“What are you talking about? Aren’t you the one that likes to drag her to the top of the Golden Gate Bridge to make out?” Tim asked.

“Well- uhh…”

“I’m getting over a stomach bug,” you lied.

“Okay, tell me the truth,” Tim said looking between you both. “Both of you are acting weird.”

“We’re not,” you protested.

“Then go parasailing with me.”

“She can’t,” Kon answered too quickly and you palmed your face. Tim looked at you dryly as you pulled in to the parking garage of your building.

“Yeah…”

“Fine. We’ll tell you inside,” you said after a pause. Tim grabbed his bag and nodded.

“We will?!” Kon asked with wide eyes. He was literally floating off the ground. You pulled his arm and he touched down.

“I can’t lie to Tim,” you shrugged. Tim sat his bags down and looked at you expectantly.

“Alright. I’m pregnant,” you said, holding the counter nervously.

“I knew it! That was my first thought,” he says triumphantly. “You’re pregnant. Oh god, you’re pregnant?”

“Yeah?” You said and Kon watched Tim closely.

“How far along? Have you been to the doctor? Do you take vitamins?” Tim said pacing. He pulled his phone out in a rush as if he was going to immediately order some.

“Woah, we just found out today so I don’t know. Actually we found out because Kon heard a heartbeat,” you said.

“Okay. You really got her pregnant?” He asked again.

“Uh, yeah?” Kon said waiting for Tim to do something. Tim laughed. Loudly. Kon was even more scared.

“Oh god, when Bruce finds out you’re gonna end up strung up with Kryptonite so bad that not even Supes can save you,” he said before laughing again. “And that’s if Dick or Jason or Damian doesn’t get to you first. You got Batman’s daughter pregnant.”

“Ah man. I didn’t even think of that,” Kon groaned.

“It’s okay, the body cast will be off by the time the baby is born,” Tim teased while placing a hand on Kon’s shoulder a little too tightly. “Ass,” he added while manhandling Kon.

A few hours later

“Steph, I need your help. My sister is pregnant,” Tim said over the phone on the balcony.

“Cass??”

“No! She’s dating you. My other sister,” he said with an eye roll.

“That makes more sense. Go on, bird boy,” she said.

“I need advice and help-“

“Say no more. Bring your credit card and we’ll buy everything she needs,” Steph said.

“Thank you so much.”

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Ghost Maker x bat aunt!reader (idk what I think of that description but I guess it works??)

“You’re pregnant?”

“Yeah, K, I am,” you said. He tapped his fingers on the table in the massive penthouse apartment he rented.

“Well, then you will need proper nutrition and the best medical care and-“

“Woah woah. That’s it?” You asked shocked.

“Yes. It’s important for developing fetus-“

“I am aware K. But I thought you’d be… I don’t know…”

“Emotional? I don’t have much of that,” he said with a smile. “I’m practical. I see a problem and i fix it. You can either have the best medical care money can buy, an abortion, or adoption. I will pay for anything you want of course. It is your body.”

“Sometimes I forget you are a psychopath,” you admitted with a dry smile. “Repressed emotions run in the family so your actions seem practically normal. But moments like this are… tough.”

“I apologize,” he said. “I would not make a good father in a traditional sense but I would provide any worldly needs you or the child would need. You don’t have to decide today. This situation is unfortunate luck as we were using protection but I have never abandoned responsibilities.”

“Yeah,” you said grimly looking out at the Gotham skyline. “I have to tell Bruce soon. I’m supposed to help him with his work and I can’t do that now.”

Ghost Maker watched you carefully. He imagined that regular emotions would make this situation easier for you.

“We can meet him if you would like. He will probably fight me,” he commented.

“Yeah… but you both do that anyways,” you answered.

4 hours later you sat in a booth on the other side of town overlooking the bay. Bruce was sitting across from you talking about some business or another that you frankly weren’t listening a word to. You were too busy tearing your napkin apart.

“What is wrong with you?” Bruce said suddenly. You looked up at him startled. “You’re anxious.”

“I’m not,” you retorted.

“You’re nervously wringing at your napkin, your breathing is shallow, skin moist, pupils slightly dilated, and you are refusing wine with dinner. And the way you look to the door tells me you are expecting someone at the restaurant you had me rent out.”

“I hate that you do that,” you muttered. “Fine. I am expecting someone. I want you to promise civility first.”

“Interesting. You can bring them out. I have a feeling I know what you’re going to say and you needn’t worry about what I’ll think,” Bruce said. You blinked.

“You do? And you aren’t mad,” you asked. Most big brothers weren’t exactly fond of these situations.

“Of course not. I support my sister’s choices in life. And that includes anyone you bring in your life,” he said with a little smile.

“Oh,” you said leaning back in relief. Foot steps announced an arrival and you looked to see K with his mask on and a nice, of course white, suit.

Bruce had his wine glass pressed to his lips but didn’t take a drink. He lowered it and looked between you both. “What is this?”

“We have been seeing it other-“

“He is incapable of feeling love,” Bruce said with a glare at K.

“It wasn’t that kind of thing,” K answered before sitting beside you.

“I don’t need to know the men my sister takes to bed but I must say that I’m shocked,” Bruce said looking at you. “I admittedly thought you were lesbian.”

“That’s what you thought I was announcing?” You smiled and shook your head. “Bi. But there is something I need to tell you,” you said and were you sweating? “Uhh, well… I’m- I’m pregnant.”

Before you could say or do anything else, Bruce had sprung across the table and grabbed K by the collar and slammed him to the floor. It didn’t take much before they were exchanging blows in a fury that most people couldn’t hardly see.

“Stop,” you said angrily. “You’re both acting like children!”

Silverware was thrown at each other and tables flipped. You sighed heavily and grabbed a piece of bread and started tearing and eating it. A huge mirror was broken.

“Bruce, you are paying for any damages,” you said almost conversationally.

Finally they both stopped after thoroughly ruining the room. Both men stood panting. Shirts and jackets were ripped and K had a busted lip. The waiters hadn’t returned to the room probably out of self preservation.

“Look, I am going to decide what I want but I can’t do that if you two are fighting like idiots,” you said angrily and Bruce had the decency to look ashamed. “I’m leaving and neither of you are coming with me until you grow up and clean your mess.”

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I didn’t write Jon kent x reader with Damian finding out because I can’t imagine it. I can only see him dating Damian so I couldn’t imagine him getting with any woman but especially Damian’s sister! But for any situation, Damian would have broken a sword on Jon even tho it didn’t hurt but just because it made Damian feel better.