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#feels like this crosses the line juuust enough to where i don't wanna put it on 'main' so here into the void it goes#this is just a dumb joke about my personal headcanons. you can live whatever penis life that you wanna live forever 🫡#to tell the truth i made this while i was FEELING SAD WEH WEH I AM SAD BOY MY LIFE IS SO HARD I HAVE TO MAKE ANIME GIRL PENIS JOKES ABOUT IT#it made me chuckle at least for a moment. hopefully it'll bring you some levity as well#-i say to the 2 people & the tumbleweed who will actually see this 😆
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Screaming the tulip field is literally the lesbian flag Gaylinda we know what you are
#have a feeling the munchkins planted it like that specifically for her arrival#like “oh the wizards representative lezzie is coming? better start planting“#it’s probably so she can hopefully pick one of the munchkin girls to be one of the beautiful handmaidens in her palace#which is a detail that is canon to the original Baum books#no Im not joking#wicked#gelphie#glinda x elphaba#elphaba thropp#glinda upland#galinda upland
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I watched Deadpool and Wolverine yesterday and I just had to XDDD
beware the SPOILERS! I mean not really but better to be on safe side ;)
#spoilers#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool and wolverine spoilers#deadpool#dogpool#miguel o'hara#spiderman 2099#wade wilson#spiderverse#across the spiderverse#deadfang#spideypool#yeah dumb dick joke is all the reason to speedrun drawing this comic XD#quality suffered slightly#but hopefully not too much given how rest of the comics is also sketchy#so maybe it means I'm actually getting better lol#also dogpool supremacy#i love this tiny awesome ugly doggo >w<#i need to draw her with jeff the land shark#idk what they will do#but i need
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You want me to go to therapy? The thing that cannibalised Will Graham?
#will graham#hannibal#nbc hannibal#hannibal lecter#hopefully no one has already made this joke#hannigram#not a cannibal#funny#meme#silly#cruorother#joke
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FNAF Gregory easily could of defeated Chica like this
(Based of @/CenoCrocodile post)
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#fnaf gregory#glamrock chica#security breach#fnaf fanart#five nights at freddy's#IT WAS TOO sour for her :(#I’ve done this lemon joke like AGES ago so it’s fun to do it again#Gregory played around too much to get Chica’s voice box#it was this easy all along promise#it’s a cheat code he didn’t know about#idk what chica did to deserve her fate#she liked pizza and was girlypop and they killed her for it#one day hopefully justice for glamrock chica 🩷
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december 31st but i make it silly (based on a tumblr post, below the cut!)
everyone say thank you xenia, i made adjustments for the december 31st context but nyx avatar is still fitting.
original draft of the last panel. i considered putting the bi flag but i didn't know how to squeeze it in. we love ryoji mochizuki in this house.
#persona 3#ryomina#ryoji mochizuki#minato arisato#makoto yuki#lizzy does art#comic#this was so fun!!!! i missed doing funny little overdramatic lighting for silly jokes.#honestly i just miss coloring in general! so im gonna be doing more of that this year :3#i think this is a great way to start the year i think. intended for dec 31st but it took some time to work on this#the sketch draft has been sitting around since the end of june 2023... i am not joking when i say i forget to finish things#BUT THATS NO LONGER GONNA BE THE CASE THIS YEAR. hopefully!#im going to do so swag this year and no one can stop me!! i hope everyone will also be swag. stay silly everyone!
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Bang bang bang ‼️
#insert cannon joke here#hellsing#seras victoria#fanart#hellsing fanart#my art#vampire girl#girls with guns#hell yeah#inspired by a figurine of Seras#tried a comic art style with this one and some thicker lineart shadows. hopefully it looks alright#I have long ways to go before I master it but I really like working with this style#it's very fun to color and line#no shadowy arm for her in this one sadly#don't talk to me about the thigh muscles btw ik they look weird just take them
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im sorry this made me laugh so f*cking hard i had to share it here too
#spoilers for dmc netflix anime#i jst watched Smvr speedrun Bloody Palace in cold sweat and u want me to be nice to Demons#i hope everyone starts making running jokes about being nice to demons while doing combos on them then#The show was great in terms of (kinda keeping them in character) but the alternate timeline was still kinda funky#enzo was funny as hell though i cant deny that#also the us military being able to overtake hell is stupid i forgot to include this#but its a good thing the plot isnt anywhere near connected to the the actual lore LMFAO#but I really think this show would be a shitty way to start dmc#devil may cry#id give it a 6/10#dmc#devil may cry 5#dmc 5#dante sparda#vergil sparda#incorrect dmc quotes#dmc memes#vergil dmc#dante dmc#devil may cry anime#devil may cry netflix#the anime’s a fucking joke#a good comparison to this would be like warhammer#why the fuck would you sympathize with heretics the whole fucking game is about killing heretics u fucking moron#sorry (that’s harsh) LMFAO#im only going to forgive adi shanker (im never forgiving adi shanker LMAO) is if he at least makes up some good ass backstory for#vergil and nero’s mom (how they meet and stuff) hopefully they explore that :3
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izutzoomie.. sorry
#dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi fanart#izutsumi#izutsumi fanart#delicious in dungeon#delicious in dungeon fanart#rameiixo#someone has probably made this joke before#its a collab joke between me and a friend.. they featured on my song…..#there was a bigger izutsumi piece that went with this but i wanted to post something before i went off on vacation!#so i’ll be back to finish that piece in hopefully just a week or so#i truly do love izutsumi#she’s selfish and blunt and particular but she still finds people who care for her and are patient#it’s okay if youre a little difficult there are people out there who will love you
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So god created us in his image, right? And that’s cool and all but what if it turns out god, like, hates his own image??? What then????
#Yeah okay#I don’t even like this as much anymore#But whatever#He makes me insaneeeeer#literally nuts#Bg text is just a snippet from paradise lost because I thought it would look neat and like. Idk biblical symbolism ig#Whateverrrrrrr#How do you think he feels abt humans having red blood. Like.#Okay I know that with Jack he was really big on it#Like excited#But Jack was just some other guy who happened to have red blood#He created us and he created us wrong#And it just so happens we also have his fucked up awful mutant blood color?#Yeah okay sure#It’s gotta feel like one last slap in the face in the cosmic joke that is his existence#It is inescapable!!! You flow through their very being!!! You are a cancerous presence that has invaded their very veins!!!!#You are the force that keeps them alive as well as the thing that kills them in the end!#Does this make any sense actually. Let me know#Anyway yeah that’s all#Byeeeee#i might draw more Erivris later but idkkkkkkk#My ipad is getting replaced soon so I won’t have to steal my brother’s to draw anymore#So hopefully more art then#okayyyy bye 4real this time#homestuck#homestuck fanart#karkat vantas#homestuck karkat#art#digital art
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leering
#its MYYYY flat fuck friday and IIIII get to post the trans women#in stars and time#in stars and time fanart#isat#isat fanart#isat siffrin#isat loop#sifloop#lucabyteart#anyway this was fabric practice because as a silly funny animal artist i dont draw clothes often especially not dresses#so here i will indulge the transfem sifloop truthers because hello comrades i mean what i said in my essay after all#so know that this was the intent with which this img was drawn its not just nonbiney its something specific for you lot#<- (to find said essay. look in the lucabytewrites tag. thanks! its a few months back. it opens with a joke about shredded cheese)#(youll know it when you see it. hopefully.)#edit: lmao i drew and queued this before that anon asked adrienne if theres any transfem characters. and like. head housemaiden win#but also anon. pspspspspss. come here. come closer. join me. Join Me.#we can be Right. Together. 🫴
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joint pain will fully have you standing around like johnny bravo
#hold on guys i have to reblog this one more time to complete the joke#my KNEEGS#but i’m leaving this job soon HAHAAAHA#and hopefully gonna get my joints fixed at some point
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it's important to be a supportive friend when your bro is having an existential crisis over the nature of his death!
#mdzs#wen ning#wei wuxian#wwx#my art#i'll be honest i'm only moderate sure this joke works#i know the ''folding robes right over left is for corpses'' is a japanese thing and a cursory google search seemed to suggest#it's a chinese things as well? i think? hopefully?#so i'm running with it and hoping for the best because i like the idea of wwx lightly terrorizing his friends to boost their moods
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elf on the shelf... macklin in a tin...
#the joke makes itself i fear#hopefully obvious but the inspo for this was those cute little boxes for fancy mackerel tins!#i MAY have gone a little insane with this one. actually.#macklin celebrini#mackerel celebrini! that's right!#san jose sharks#nhl#hockey#hockey fanart#my art
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They got divorced again
#xmen#xmen comics#cherik#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#magneto#professor x#francesca the cat#snap sketches#its actually so illegal typing taga on my phone im going to best buy after this rjASJPAOSJA#i kept giggling while drawing this cause all i could think of was that Ight Bro We See The Fit meme fkWPSJSJ#ANYWAY i spent an unreasonable amount of time working on this#whats funny is that i was working on an entirely different comic when i drafted this#i thought id shelf it for another day but then i realized it was a lot shorter than the other comic i have planned SO. divorce#i am subscribing to the idea erik puts on- his helmet at the very least- when hes mad at charles#hes going to cause a scene downtown just so charles pays attention to him Thats Not Even. Thats Not Even A Joke.#anyway i hope erik does the whole Lalala I Cant Hear You bit and charles has to remind him hes 90 years old#ok bye im Hopefully gonna go get my computer fixed !!!!
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It's simple. The only proof that something exists is that it puts up resistance against my blade. I must force all to prove their existence and pick up the blade against me, and in return they will allow me to prove my existence by giving me something to put up resistance against. When only two of us are left, locked in eternal battle, we will become one with the struggle itself, until one of us dies and the other ceases to be since there is nothing left to exist in contrast to.
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