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[nostalgiaeternaa]

♥️ ஓ ⠀ ̣̣̣͙⠞⡷ ♩̶ ༅ᖚ entre tus manos me estoy muriendo ⃝ ꒪ 𓂂 ◌⃝ ꒪ 𓂂 ◯ ༚ ◯ ༚ 。⭐️

[spr1ngpvrinbwunnie]

In what ways can we annoy 👁️ 📺 the doctor once he's comfortable having us around?

Since he's always watching us and his minions loves us more than him, I think it's only fair that he receives our rebellious bratty affections too

For science of course ✨

Oh, absolutely. If The Doctor is going to haunt every screen, command an army of little gremlins, and act like a smug, untouchable mastermind, then it’s only fair that we annoy the hell out of him in return. After all, what’s the point of being his “favorite” if we don’t make him suffer a little?

So, for science, here are some of the best ways to mess with The Doctor once he’s comfortable having you around:

1. Name His Minions Stupid Things

The Critters? You nickname them like they're Pokémon.

“This one’s Greg. That one? Mr. Chompers. Oh, and this little guy? He's my emotional support nightmare.”

The robotic bodies? You give them absurd names based on their appearance.

“Hey, Steve! Get over here!”

The Doctor: “They are NOT named—”

“Shhh, Steve is speaking.”

Bonus: If you call one of his bodies “Blinky” because of the eye on the screen, he will stop talking to you for an hour out of pure spite.

2. Purposely Misquote Him

Any time he says something intimidating, twist his words into something embarrassing.

The Doctor: “You cannot escape my sight.”

You: “Aww, so you admit you’re obsessed with me?”

The Doctor: “THAT IS NOT—”

Bonus: Do it in front of his minions so they start believing it.

3. Stare Directly Into the Nearest Camera and Make Awkward Eye Contact

Since he’s always watching, just… stare.

Don’t blink.

The Doctor: “What are you doing?”

You: “Just making sure you’re still there, buddy.”

Extra points if you slowly inch closer to the camera like a horror movie character.

Even MORE points if you whisper:

“Can you feel me staring into your soul?”

“Boo.”

"Guess what? I unplugged that camera. You're talking to NOTHING right now."

4. Draw Silly Faces on His Screens

If there’s a dusty screen, draw a dumb face on it.

If he possesses a monitor, immediately draw a mustache on it.

The Doctor: “Remove that atrocity immediately.”

You: “Sorry, can’t hear you over how handsome you look with this curly mustache.”

5. Pretend You Can't Hear Him When He's Talking Through a Bad Speaker

If his voice glitches out or sounds weird over an old speaker, pretend you can’t understand.

The Doctor: “—ou under—tand me?”

You: “What? I think you said something about spaghetti?”

The Doctor: “No, I sa—”

You: “Did you just ask me to unplug you? Got it.”

The Doctor: “CEASE.”

6. Replace His Intimidating Dialogue With Cutesy Nicknames

The Doctor: “You are mine.”

You: “Okay, possessive much, Snugglebug?”

The Doctor: “…WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?”

You: “I said, ‘Okay, Professor Cuddles, chill.’”

7. Hug His Minions Right in Front of Him

The Nightmare Critters already love you. Show them extra affection just to rub it in.

Hug one of the robotic bodies and go, “Wow, you’re so much nicer than your creator.”

The Doctor: “…Excuse me?”

You: “Shhh. Steve is my best friend now.”

Bonus: If you pet Yarnaby like a cat, it will immediately vibrate aggressively in approval.

8. Keep Saying “What’s the Magic Word?”

Any time he orders you to do something, act like a strict kindergarten teacher.

The Doctor: “Move to the next room.”

You: “What’s the magic word?”

The Doctor: “…Obey.”

You: “Nope, try again.”

Extra chaos: Make him say “please” in the most reluctant, soul-crushing tone possible.

9. Randomly Poke the Nearest Camera

Whenever you pass a camera, just boop it.

The Doctor: “…Stop that.”

Boop.

The Doctor: “I said STOP.”

Boop.

(He eventually shuts the camera off just to make you stop.)

10. Throw Something at One of His Bodies and Blame it on the Minions

You: [chucks a random item at his robot body]

The Doctor: “What was that?”

You: “Uh… Yarnaby did it.”

The Doctor: “That is the least believable lie I have ever heard.”

Yarnaby: [Vibrates aggressively, confirming guilt.]

11. Walk Into a Room and Say “I Know What You Did” Without Any Context

Doesn’t matter what he’s actually doing. Just say it.

The Doctor: “…”

You: “Yeah. I saw that.”

The Doctor: “…Elaborate.”

You: “You know what you did.”

Bonus: Do this while looking directly at a camera, then leave the room without another word.

12. Pretend You Found His “Secret Diary”

You: “So, I found your diary.”

The Doctor: “I do not KEEP a diary.”

You: “Really? Then who wrote ‘Dear Diary, today my minions ignored me in favor of my human and I felt deeply betrayed’?”

The Doctor: “…You INSOLENT—”

13. Leave Sticky Notes on His Screens with Passive-Aggressive Messages

“Your eye looks extra evil today. Good job!”

“Blink once if you have emotions.”

“Reminder: Stop being ominous for five minutes challenge (failed).”

“If you kill me, who will annoy you?”

14. Mess With His Voice Recordings

If he ever leaves an audio log, alter it.

Edit his voice so he sounds adorably squeaky.

The Doctor: “WHO DID THIS?!”

You: “Oh wow, your voice sounds SO CUTE. You should keep it.”

15. Summon Him Like a Ghost

Stand in a dark hallway.

Look into a broken screen.

Say “Doctor, Doctor, Doctor” like it’s Bloody Mary.

The nearest screen flickers to life.

The Doctor: “WHAT are you DOING.”

You: “Summoning you.”

The Doctor: “…I hate you.”

[yuk1taa]

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[kokonoooi]

⋆˙⟡ — imagine riding koko and he's super pussydrunk. so drunk that he's just babbling at this point, promising to buy you a yacht or a mansion or some shit. just PLEASE let him cum, and better yet, cum inside.

"please, let me fill this pussy up. buy you whatever you want, fuck - I just need to fill you up, angel.."

his fingernails are making indentations in your ass cheeks from how hard he's squeezing. you're not making it any easier for him by how you bounce on his cock, plush thighs slapping against his - plap plap plap - so loud that it echoes around his bedroom.

"fuck, I'm gonna, angel! can i- err, inside, please?"

you'd never heard koko beg for anything in his life, but it felt and sounded so good to hear him plead for you in this way.

his pretty black eyelashes were spotted with tears, his cheeks flushed pink and tongue lolled out, revealing that sleek, silver tongue bar.

at this point it wasn't about the money or any gifts that he'd promised you, you simply reveled in hearing your powerful executive boyfriend cry for you to let him cum.

and cum he did.

koko's seed filled you to the brim, his harsh panting slowly subsiding as he rode out his high, gently rocking you against him, hands still cupping your ass in a vice grip as his cum seeped from between your thighs.

"thank you, angel. gunna take you shopping tomorrow so you can ride me again in the dressing room."

@ranspuppy

©️kokonoooi . do not repost or plagiarize my works.

[cervinae-canine]

the dignity and self-respect leaving my body when the character is funny:

[the-dormant-ocean]

Sam using someone else's blood to cure Demon Dean was a smart move because if he had used his own, Dean would have been anything but normal about it. Dean's obsessive and possessive side would have flared up like crazy the moment the reality of him having Sam's blood pumping in his veins would have hit him. He would have gone full weirdo about it.

Sam giving him his blood would be the best gift he gave Dean with the amulet. The biggest and most beautiful declaration of love Sam could have ever made to him. This way, he has a part of Sam constantly with him. Sam's blood is pumping through his veins and organs. It's keeping him alive. He would be so drunk in love over the gesture. Sam may have drank Ruby's blood but he never gave her his. Only for Dean do not mention Crowley to him he will snap and kill you.

He would be, standing naked in front of a mirror to search for every vein he can see through his skin and trace them lovingly, level of weird. Kissing the veins of his wrists and tracing them with his tongue. Thinking about how when he jerks off or is fucking someone that it's Sam's blood making him hard.

Dean would freak out if he got hurt and started bleeding during a hunt. He would scare the shit out of Sam because he's sounding like he's dying when it's only a gash. He would panic because Sam is leaving his veins and he doesn't want to waste Sam's gift/love. He doesn't want to go back to living without Sam's blood inside him. He would cup his hand to collect the blood he was losing and try to shove it back inside the wound with his fingers. Sam would have to restrain him because he's digging at his wound. It would take Sam to tell him he'll give him more blood for Dean to settle down.

[jazzitos]

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[fraternum-momentum]

🧸 thats one of the emojis of all time truly

[raynorcorey]

"P-p-pedo!!"

1m n0t 3v3n A YEAR OLDER th4n th1z F1CT10N4L ch4r4ct3r.

[disaster-grrl]

MISSING MY APPOINTMENT

a poem by me

[spr1ngpvrinbwunnie]

Scenario: You Stubbornly Insist on Kissing The Doctor (Even Though He’s Just a Screen)

At first, he’s just annoyed.

"What foolishness is this?"

"I do not possess lips. Nor do I require such human trivialities."

"Your actions are nonsensical."

But then, you actually do it.

You press a kiss to the screen of one of his robotic bodies.

The eye flickers for a second.

The screen distorts slightly—almost like static.

There’s a weird glitch in his voice when he says your name.

...And suddenly, he goes silent.

But what if he can feel it?

Now, that’s where things get interesting...

What if, despite being reduced to an AI consciousness, he still has some form of sensory input?

Maybe the screen registers the warmth of your lips.

Maybe his systems register the proximity, the pressure.

Maybe it sends a signal to the part of his brain that’s still intact—a ghost of a sensation.

And maybe... for the first time in a very, very long time—

He feels something other than cold, calculated control.

His Reaction If He Does Feel It

The moment the kiss registers, his screen glitches violently—like he’s struggling to process something.

The eye flickers yellow, red, static.

His voice crackles for a second, like it’s lagging.

And then, in a tone lower than usual— "…What did you just do?"

There’s a pause.

A long, heavy, unnerving pause.

Then he simply states: “Do it again.”

And that’s when you realize—

Oh. Oh no. He liked it.

Alternative: If He Acts Like It Didn’t Affect Him (But It Did)

He scoffs. "Pointless."

But the screen lingers on your face longer than usual.

The next time you do it, the eye doesn’t turn red—it stays in that neutral, eerie yellow.

And you swear—just for a second—the screen emits a faint warmth.

Like some buried part of him is trying to react.

And he hates it.

But also… he doesn’t stop you.

[yuk1taa]

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[kokonoooi]

✧ cockwarming draken while you study :

cw: fem reader, cockwarming, draken teasing, dirty talk/praise, hair-pulling, backshots, spanking, big dick warning lolol

wc: 634

Imagine cockwarming Draken while you study. You're sitting on your bed with your laptop and books all around you and you're naked from the waist down as you try to focus on taking your notes, but it's hard because all you can think about is how deep his fat cock is nestled inside your warm hole.

He's got an arm wrapped around your waist, making sure that you don't move as he watches your screen over your shoulder while you type.

Experimentally, he gives you a little nudge just because he loves to see you fall apart for him so easily. He smirks and nips at your ear when you whine and your fingers fall from the keyboard and onto his thigh.

"Keep typing. Be a good girl for me. Gunna ace this test, aren't ya, baby?"

You're too dumb to talk so he grabs your jaw and squeezes, making you face him as he moves your head up and down in a nod.

"I know you are, because you're my smart girl, after all. Get to it, baby, so I can fuck this sweet pussy just how she needs to be fucked."

—-

“Focus.”

Draken growls into your ear as he kneels behind you, balls deep in your cunt.

You’re bent over your laptop taking a quiz, breasts dangling heavily beneath you and almost touching the keyboard from the mean arch that your boyfriend has you in.

“‘m focused, Ken…” Your voice wobbles as does your hand; your mouse shakily hovers over a wrong answer before you suck in a breath and correct it.

“That was a close call, but you caught it, baby. Look at you, you’re doing such a good job.”

He spanked your butt a couple of times then rubbed the supple flesh with his big hands.

“I-I’m done…” The quiz was now submitted: you scored 100%.

Draken’s grin grew wider, showcasing two rows of perfect white teeth that you could see reflected in your laptop screen.

“Good fucking girl.”

He moved over you to close the computer lid and slide it onto the floor, pushing himself even further against your womb before he eased about half of his length out.

“Put the rest of that shit on the floor,” Draken commanded, referring to your multiple books, pens, and highlighters.

You hurriedly brushed the items off the edge of the bed, some of the pens rolling across the hardwood while Draken grabbed your hair up into a makeshift ponytail and began fucking into you relentlessly.

“Ah ah ah ah! Ken!”

The bed squeaked and rocked, the headboard banging loudly against the wall that was sure to have your neighbors pissed at you, but how could you care when you were getting the best fucking reward? Literally.

Draken slowed down and eased himself in and out of you to let you hear the squelch of your wet pussy a few times before he was buried deep once again.

“Shit girl, your greedy pussy is squeezing me so fucking tight.”

Something in him snapped, and the next thing you knew, his entire weight was pressing down on you as he pulled your arms behind your back and held your wrists against your ass.

SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!

Draken pummeled your pussy with ferocity until the both of you were moaning each others’ names out and spiraling into mind-numbing orgasms.

Finally, you were released and your fatigued body collapsed into the soft mattress. 

You could still feel your legs twitching while simultaneously your cunt contracted, releasing a thick gush of Draken’s cum.

Soft pecks were then pressed into your sweaty back until you rolled over to face your handsome lover, eyes fluttering dangerously as the urge to sleep swept over you.

“Rest for now. When you wake up, we’ll be on to the next subject.”

[cervinae-canine]

"your f/o would be so gentle with you" "your f/o would be sweet towards you" real, my f/o would hunt me for sport and i let them. its enrichment for us both

[purplequay]

corpus meum templum; ego sum deus meus., 24th feb 2024

[crossroadsglade]

@il-dottore-time has shown up in Sumeru, and when Mehar clocks into her shift he is halfway through filling out the paperwork to discharge Natalia from the hospital.

”…Great way to start my day off. The blue rat king is here.” She says and downs the rest of her coffee