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demonicsuffrage · 1 month ago

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By some supernatural accident, Batman and Superman swap bodies. But the accident was just so embarassing that they collectively decided to NOT tell anyone about, and figure out how to reverse it all on their own. But, unfortunately, this means they now have to keep up this farce in front of their families

Clark, in Bruce's body, wiping some blood off his mouth and wincing at the 15 cracked ribs he now has: Guess I can bleed, huh

Dick, staring in disbelief after the patrol: YES OFCOURSE YOU CAN!? WHY THE HELL DID YOU THROW YOURSELF DIRECTLY ON TOP OF A GRENADE-

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Bruce, in Clark's body, squinting at the bright smallville sun at the Kent farm: This is way too much for 11 am

Jon, staring at his newly grumpy dad: I think batman is a bad influence on you, dad

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Clark in Bruce's body, staring at his reflection in the mirror: The shoulder to waist ratio is insane, such a grabbable waist

Poor Tim, who accidentally overheard this, getting ready to call Arkham: Uhuh it's definitely, insane

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Kon: And so I said, ofcourse, i would love the soup-er salad!

Bruce in Clark's body, deadpan expression on his face:

Kon: Get it? Soup-er salad?

Bruce: Yes

Kon, sad puppy expression: You always laugh at soup puns :(

Bruce, now with an Extremely Forced little smile: Yes it was very....funny

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Clark, in Bruce's body, rushing to hug a visibly bleeding Jason who walked into the cave after patrol: What happened?! Are you okay?

Jason, freezing up because the last time Bruce ran to hug him was, never:

Clark, immediately backing up, and speaking with a deliberately gruff voice: I mean. Is the blood yours? Son.

Jason:...no

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fishyfishyfishtimes · 4 months ago

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It's always so weird to come down from the biology heavens to see what the average person believes about animals, plants, ecosystems, just the world around them. I don't even mean things that one simply doesn't know because they've never been told or things that are confusing, I'm talking about people who genuinely do not see insects as animals. What are you saying. Every time I see a crawling or fluttering little guy I know that little guy has motivations and drive to fulfill those motivations. There are gears turning in their head! They are perceiving this world and they are drawing conclusions, they are conscious. And yet it's still a whole thing if various bugs of the world feel pain or if they are simply Instinct Machines that are Not Truly Aware of Anything At All????? Help!!!!!! How can you look at a little guy and think he is just the macroscopic animal version of a virus

#yesterday i made a complainy post about a whale edit having people confused about whale sharks and orcas' dolphin and whale identity #but honestly i cant even hold these things against someone. its confusing that whale sharks are called with two different animal names!#and if you only know about the whale dolphin porpoise divide then you may not know that dolphins and porpoises and others are toothed whale #i dont think anyone is actually stupid for not having this information preinstalled in their brains #if anything it makes me happy to get to explain things because i love explaining things that i know :D #however... this #it just makes me sad :(#its so weird when this whole thing is subjected towards OTHER VERTEBRATES too like fish or reptiles or amphibians #like man.... you are a fish. your ancestors were buddy buddy (or actually probably enemy enemy) with the ancestors of these guys #fish are like a whole other class of animal to a lot of people dont even get me started #they never get the same protections as mammals or birds do even if they are just as or more endangered #mmmmm i wont rant now #biology

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justsomeectoplasm · 11 months ago

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#Ghost makes videos #new tag #So actually there is a video of this somewhere on the internet with this kind of edit.#but for the life of me I couldn't find it #so I made one #so this is kinda original?#maybe #animals #coyote #badger #also fun fact! Coyotes and badgers often hunt together!#so these two are most likely friends in the ecosystem

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greenfrogartist · 11 months ago

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I keep getting recommended batman: the animated series clip on YouTube

And it's like. I have exams. I can't let temptation allure me.

#AND THE FACT ONE OF MY FAVORITE FIC WRITER IS NOW OBSESSED WITH BATFAM ISN'T HELPING #ACTUALLY MAKE IT TWO #why world why #i still have two more finals to go #ughhh but the clips are genuinely so good??#im like #this close to following these sweet temptation #this close #but once i start there is no going back #for i am a weak weak person

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limbcom · 4 months ago

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"Holding your hand doesn't have to mean that I accept your friendship," the liar said to the truthful, trying to lie in front of the only person who understands his intentions.

He knows, of course, that the liar did not lie. For the liar is also the truthful.

#saying that pure “i forgave my best friend that created the evil woman who almost destroyed the world” vanilla cookie wont forgive you #is like saying humans can have five legs #(statistically possible but very very rare)#anyways what i was quoting is meant to refer to shmilk never actually lying to vanilla for the whole comic #(except the “pretending to understand” bit but is it rlly lying if they both know its a lie and know that the other knows)#yes he could do this and that. but he never said he would. and pv knows he wouldn't #they understand each other <3 for they are one and the same <3 #i have notes on this comic so if anyone wants me to yap just come yell at me at the tags or sumn #wanted to render this tbh but i got lazy so take these ugly doodles ig #smilk drawn from memory while i barely used references for pv (like.. halfway through making this LOLL)#hopefully this is readable ;w;#admittedly i feel like some parts can be quite ooc and if so i apologize im still wrapping my head around these two #i just want to put them both in a jar and shake them around grr #my doodles #pureshadow #shadowvanilla #shadownilla #not ship but feel free to interpret whatever #pure vanilla cookie #awakened pure vanilla cookie #shadow milk cookie #cookie run kingdom #crk #alt text available

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keferon · 6 months ago

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Don’t mind me I just like to see him go bananas about cartoonish Autobot rules

Maaan…..if Prowl was in tfp he would spontaneously combust at least once a day

#maccadam #transformers #prowl #tf prowl #there is no Prowl in Tfp so Optimus can pull all kinds of heroic cartoonish bullshit #and only Ratchet actually calls him out on it #but Ratchet also kinda has soft spot for Optimus #Op does sad eyes and Ratchet is like okay okay sorry I understand #Prowl would see the whole situation and lose his marbles immediately ahahahah #lol hey hey you. two people who read tags. imagine little au realquick #Autobots find the escape pod with Smokescreen right #but there’s two bots instead of one #back on the base humans look at the new guys and like #Smokey is fun and energetic and eager for heroism and adventure #and then there’s Prowl. The final boss. The ultimate MOM.#He makes one step into base and immediately starts scolding Optimus and everyone except for Ratchet #agent Fowler listens to him talking and decides that Prowl is his favorite autobot #damn. Prowl would SO not approve keeping humans around. Kids would hate him #but also he would be completely right. Because by keeping humans that close Autobots basically show that the humans can be used as leverage #against them you know.#He would immediately suggest getting rid of kids and hiring actual competent adults instead. So all hacking can be done by professionals #and all infiltrating can be done by people who are at least old enough to drink you know #yea kids would haaaate him so much #he would also build make all kinds of little annoying gadgets bc I have read Covenant of Primus and tfp Prowl is smart like that #he would be going around sticking trackers on every enemy he fights #and then triangulating Cons positions by the coordinates where their signals stop tracking #bc Nemesis blocks them #He would also keep sending Smokey to ghost through walls and steal all kinds of valuable shit from Megsy #they would be such a menace together #man this is getting kinda long I should probably stop

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eydilily · 7 months ago

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would you bite the hand that feeds you?

#pearlescentmoon #smajor1995 #wild life smp #namemc spoilers #i hope these two never get along in the storyline i find them fascinating #OKAY SO #originally i had this sketch back in session 2 when scott manages to throw her something actually edible JUST IN TIME #and now with the namemc spoilers of pearl ACTUALLY having a yellow eye which does! kind of match scotts esp since he died for this #i figured itd be an appropriate time #i did edit it though the original was pearl eating smth #now do i think scott and pearl has had any Major (heh) interactions to warrant this fanart in WL?#frankly no LMAO theyve been very civil you go guys . but i like the dynamics between them anyway #also i finally got a piece with scott!!! hes been very hard to draw goodness #anyway long rambly tags #eydidraws #my art #mcyt #trafficblr #galaxyduo #majormoon #** i say civil because its just been more on verbal light jabs at each other rather than anything Really significant ?#and well. its obvious all 3Gs are being very careful around each other which makes me JUST A L IL SAD #id love to see them let loose and be vicious but i also understand the angle theyre coming from #anyway can you tell i like the 3g dynamics #scott smajor

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nidbaesenpai · 7 months ago

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Happy one year anniversary ISAT! To celebrate I wanted to share the lil strips I made for my friends when they reached the end of the game! They're all meant to be snippets of life post game and a glimpse into the world I'm making for Loop.

#isat #in stars and time #in stars and time spoilers #so to explain the last two strips #loop makes a third wish in their head about how they want to know what the future holds for them #and that flashes them to the change god who also did not see that coming #the change god and loop chat a bit and the last strip is the tail end of the conversation: a fun tip that loop can look human again #the starry curtain and faint hand is meant to be the Universe but not as an actual deity just as a stand in image for an unstoppable force #like yknow the hand that crafts the wishes #and reminder for loop that the universe is always there watching and its time to get back to the world stage #what do they do next???? maybe ill share my thoughts later #the draws

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cabbagege · 1 month ago

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It's always one of them

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milkamel · 28 days ago

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Cruel truth or the comfort of lies? ✨

Love the concept of Sage being just as sly and unhinged as canon Smilk so there we have it

#mmelart #cookie run kingdom #pure vanilla crk #pure vanilla cookie #truthless recluse #shadow milk crk #shadow milk cookie #sage of truth #shadowvanilla #pureshadow #vanilla milkshake #truthlesssage #damn I love these two I should draw them more often #anyway I spent so much time on this actually first time coloring like that I like it a lot??#so I might just color like this from now on it actually blends well with my art style teehee #also Sage's line is a reference to what he actually says in game if you noticed good job have a cookie #Imma need more toxic truthlesssage I beg I wanna yap abt and draw them more #Truthless Recluse I love you Truthless Recluse they can never make me hate you sweetie

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noctilin · 10 months ago

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could we kiss and perhaps… fall in love…? haha just kidding… unless…? 😳

available for preorder as charms, standees and stickers until nov 1~

#dats my art thx #ouran high school host club #ohshc #tamaki suoh #haruhi fujioka #fanart #i was gonna make a ranma one but i started rewatching ouran recently and it's still funny as hell so i thought this was more apt #still wanna make a ranma one but we'll see if i have time for it #i actually am not sure what the ship name is for these two #tamaharu #i think?#anyway. my pookies <3

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chemicalarospec · 8 months ago

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fob saying "it's been 17 years since we played with My Chemical Romance" is so important cuz idk about the rest of y'all but I got so caught up in the dnp anticipation that I forgot the original reason this day was a big deal was FOB and MCR playing together again!!

#bonus brain damage for OG emos: 17 years is two years younger than I am!#TO BE CLEAR I WAS NOT THERE I WAS WATCHING A LIvESTREAM LOL #i actually originally said that in the post but then was like 'well they weren't the ones livestreaming so that doesn't make sense. they #simply said it.' 💀 but now like five people think i was there lol #i said this #fob #mcr #wwwy #when we were young fest #when we were young 2024 #no but seriously imagine it #october 19th #fall out boy #my chemical romance #dnp #phan

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coddda · 1 year ago

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I wish we could have met in some other way.

Lawlight Week Day 2: Soulmates

If you saw me repost and re-edit this several times uh No you didn't </3

Still frames/Individual gifs:

If you know what every frame is from you get a free cookie. by the way

#death note #dn #light yagami #l lawliet #lawlight #oh god here we go #death note jdrama #death note 2015 #death note 2006 #death note musical #lctw #l change the world #dntm #lawlightweek2024 #my art #collapses i am NEVER putting this much effort in one piece ever again /hj this was the Only one i had mostly prepared in advance #ironically the most painstaking part about making this entire thing was converting the images into an animated file #that wasn't either horrifically compressed or just. wouldn't loop. why do gifs have to look so BAD it's so inconvenient #and THEN i realized I had to forcibly Stitch the two animations together so they would actually be synced and it wouldn't look dumb #and the end result is STILL so compressed. because Tumblr. uhhh just don't click on it it'll look so scuffed LOL. anyways #this is what i get for watching Every Adaptation of Death Note. i am a death note multiverse truther #usually i'd have something clever to say in the tags but. this drained the life out of me just uh.#yeah. they're doomed in every universe. this is the only way they could've met. they are doomed by their own natures and the #circumstances that surround them. there is no universe where light tries to prevent L's death. and even in the cases where L Doesn't die #there is no universe where L can save light. there is no universe where he can truly “catch” Kira and make him see where he went wrong #(<- if you read LCTW you know. :) )#in every universe and adaptation L will call Light his first friend. in some universes they'll take that notion more seriously than others #no matter what one of them will die due to the other. its the only constant. it's the only way it can ever be. they are the others downfall

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orions-aether · 4 months ago

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adaine punching her dad to death "guess what bitch I'm strong now" adaine punching her dad to death "you never have to be afraid of being weak again" adaine punching her dad to death "your father hurt you and he hurt your sister and no matter what anybody fucking thinks about it guess what he never gets to hurt anybody ever again" adaine punching her dad to death ADAINE PUNCHING HER DAD TO DEATH

#adaine abernant #or more correctly #adaine o'shaughnessey #aelwyn abernant #this fucking actual play is actually playing with my emotions #my two favourite dimension 20 pcs of all time both killed their dads #that's so cool and fun and doesn't say anything about me or my relationship with my father #guess what bitch I'm strong now #the abernant sisters make me cry in a way that shouldn't be allowed #processing my trauma one d&d actual play at a time #fantasy high #dimension 20 #d20 #fantasy high sophomore year #fantasy high sophomore year spoilers #fhsy #fhsy spoilers #screaming crying throwing up rn #I've watched this so many times but it hits different post realisation that my family are fucked up

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amimuu · 11 months ago

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Honestly? Narilamb is probably the funniest ship out there. What do you mean it’s a cat and a sheep. What do you mean cats look at headbutts like a sign of affection but sheep look at it as an attack. What do you mean they both can purr actually. What do you mean cats love lanolin cuz it relaxes them. If they ever had a kid it would be called a shitten. A SHITTEN.

And also it’s literally the perfect ship for anyone who’s queer and/or religiously traumatized to latch onto. WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS A GOD AND HIS MOST DEVOTED BELIEVER WHO’S BOTH HIS SALVATION AND HIS DEMISE?????

Funniest ship ever.

#cult of the lamb #narilamb #true devotion #ami goes muu #I can’t with this two #no yes I know cats are smaller than sheep but that doesn’t make sense in this one actually #ARE YOU KIDDING MEEEEEEEE #ahem. sorry

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fatedroses · 3 months ago

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POV: You laid hands on the garlean delegate, and suddenly there are two very pissed off elezen who just rotated you, standing there menacingly.

#ffxiv #concept #sketch #alisaie leveilleur #alphinaud leveilleur #hey look its the twins but a bit older #jullus pyr norbanus #is here too #panicking actually- because these two wanting/needing to fight together at this point #practically means one winged angel is playing off somewhere in the distance #the consequences of other scions and zenos training them/with them dedicatedly #zenos but he passes off his mirror image/aether technique to alisaie and his general sword/field skills to alphinaud #the protective older brother who makes sure his found siblings can hold their own without him :.)#dont mind the fact that he's also probably off somewhere having an aneurysm realizing he had trained a pair of red/blue twins #alphinaud can dragoon jump with the wings and alisaie yoinked raha's aether shield technique #the big brained twins are braining even bigger

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