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lace-tf · 5 months ago
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daily koss #7 … 2025.02.24 … bsky
they’re there for the free energon 🤦
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sleepy-nights-sleepy-days · 2 months ago
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OKAY SINCE WE'RE DOING THIS. YOUR turn‼️🗣️🗣️ how does dron even start⁉️ like. whats the moment. whats the spark. whats the deranged little event that makes ron go “oh no hes hot” and draco go “id let him ruin me actually.” i know youve got lore 🤨📸 and i need it ����🤲
ok since u're soo extremely helpful in ur wording T^T (screeched when i saw this) i'll split it into 2 parts, canon & fic just canon bc this got too mf long and then the lines blended near the end
canon:
they're basically like,,,, so like,,, um,,, two ships that pass e/o in the night kinda 😭😭😭 not even in a tragic way-- the dumbasses just, barely interact with e/o other than to fight (but it's in these conflicts that they get rlly rlly interesting if u look a bit further into it).
so they've got families on opposing side of the war, right, real romeo and juliet shit if u think abt it too hard-- a rlly cool author on here (asenora) made a post i latched onto, abt them being narrative mirrors in the hp series, made to be equal and opposite forces in harry's life essentially.
equal: both purebloods (same social standing and understanding of the wizarding world), and similar enough to e/o to share a lot of traits, esp their flaws (angry, petty, envious, and mean lmao). of the golden trio, ron is by far, uncontested, the most similar to draco
opposite: political beliefs essentially, also wealth gap, and place in harry's life (bestie v. rival/annoyance)
drarry became a rlly popular ship bc ppl really like inflating the importance draco had in harry's life (bc they like his character) -- shit this is getting too long -- when in reality a lot of the time harry couldn't give two shits and only reacted to bs draco pulled for attention.
the person who actually, really, got worked up abt draco, actively picked fights, and demonstrably had a lot of his brain-space taken up remembering and mentioning random trivia abt draco was actually . . . RON (sure this is bc he's a glorified exposition device, I STILL FIND IT FASCINATING)
harry's pretty consistently an unobservant person when it comes to anything outside his little world, consisting solely of his best friends, quidditch, and voldemort-hunting (which i think is so cute)
ron's similarly unbothered, but, i'm boldly claiming: more observant, at least of the patterns, people, and things that interest him (strategist ron my beloved<3333). so. as a result:
he's watching him. like, all the time. AND I THINK THATS SUPER SEXY AND THE PERFECT BASIS FOR A RELATIONSHIP OK, JUST SUE ME. it sounds lame but,,, there is little else draco wants other than attention, and boy has he got it. (in canon there's no Moment, bc nothing ever happens. it's just a lot of,,,, mutual wariness and watching e/o thru the years from across the room)
on draco's side, it gets a little tougher. but that's mostly bc we, as readers, aren't sure if he has an internal monologue at all; the majority of the series rowling made it p clear he was just a PoS loser. it's up to the readers if we want to make him more complex 😭😭 at least until book 6, where we started getting Crumbs of moral conflict, as draco goes thru his hamlet-style breakdown.
i WILL say that draco instigated ron throughout the years far more than he rationally should. it's blamed on their families' blood feud but . . . it's still kinda sus. like, in draco's pov, this random ginger should be a nobody; poor, irrelevant, unintelligent-- it's just that he somehow tripped and stumbled his way into a friendship with the real focus, the famous harry potter, the only remarkable thing abt him only bc he got to harry first. but he rags on him CONSTANTLY lmao. rather than ignoring him in favor of harry, ron gets equal if not even more shit from draco than hp. (p sure it's bc he reacts better, ron is the quickest to punch. it also helps that ron's canonically pretty hot.)
ok, my bad for the essay. i said i was gonna, but i didn't acc . . . my bad<333333 :)
in my fic ron's "oh no he's hot" moment is largely offscreen when he sees draco laugh in 4k ultra hd one time. draco's "i'd let him ruin me" is after ron cradles him in his arms during a mental breakdown lmao (atm unwritten)
ty for the ask 💖💖💖
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simpxxstan · 1 year ago
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Had this insane thought where reader and wonwoo are exes,both extremely rich people, n one day they get dragged to one of the mega rich orgies (which they never attended and never planned on attending because it wasnt their) by their friends to way to help them get back into the dating world and try meeting new people but they get separated from their friends and bump into each other and spend the next few hours having to forcefully e/o from being pulled away and flirted with byother people(while having to keep their composure) this goes on until one of them finally breaks andd they fuck the hell out of each other (dom!reader for like 5 minutes because being with ww was the only time they didn't top, they "forgot") i am so sorry if my English is bad and this makes no sense its 3 am and I like woke up in the middle of the night horny-
OH ANON this makes sense and your details were all perfect! and most importantly, thank you for sharing your thoughts w me
here's my contribution to your wonderful imagination-
warnings: NSFW (MINORS DO NOT INTERACT) mild description of orgy, possible multiple sex partners, jealousy and public-ish sex, tables being broken and sex on the floor(???)
wonwoo doesn't really mind being in the orgy and he decides to take advantage of the situation so he does get into a few scenes w some people
you, on the other hand, can't stand other people getting their hands over wonwoo
it's bad enough that you broke up with him because you wanted to focus on work (and you regret it but your pride is too big to beg him to come back)
and you're aware that wonwoo must be getting intimate w someone or the other, but SEEING IT HAPPEN? different story entirely
you hardly get emotional over something as physical as sex, treating it as nothing more than sex, so you convince yourself that seeing wonwoo in this position will not affect you
as expected, you're wrong
you're equal parts mad, irritated, upset and aroused
but you can't give wonwoo the pleasure of seeing how much you want to be in place of his current partner
so you get into a scene too yourself, not to get him jealous per se (because you don't think he will get jealous), but to just get your mind off him
you're wrong again.
for approx 5 minutes you enjoy domming your partner, relishing the control
but then wonwoo steps right in and takes over
because he gets incredibly jealous and cannot ignore it from the sidelines
and then he shows you, and your partner(s) during the scene who you really belong to
"you've tested me enough, doll" he says when he flips you over and lays you down on the nearest table
and god, you let him manhandle you
because a. you've missed it, and b. you love it
you may relish having control w others but there's nothing you love more than giving up control to wonwoo because you trust him to show you a divine time
so wonwoo does
he breaks the table with such a loud creak, that everybody at the party turns to look
but somehow you can't find yourself to care
you end up fucking on the floor, over the fragments of the table
"come back to me, baby" he asks you, while stuffing you full in the best way possible
your body is already marked by him completely but he can't get enough
"come back to me because i miss you, i want you, i need you, and i belong to you"
when you cry that night, it's not because of pain, but because he's giving it to you so good, you feel yourself becoming one with him
you'd be a fool to not go back to him now because he's reminded you thorougly that you two belong together
and the night ends with your confirmation to him, because you are his and he is yours
wonwoo decides everyone's had a good enough show, so he takes you home to finish that night
the orgy becomes a good memory for y'all later on in your relationship when you taunt him and he gets jealous again, but it's all a joke because you don't want anyone lay hands on wonwoo ever again and it's a mutual feeling
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letsbangchanblog · 1 year ago
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NSFW ABCs for LEE KNOW
Mature Content!!! MINORS DO NOT ENTER!!
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Lee Know is the King of Aftercare. He makes sure you eat, pee, and hydrate. He will not move on unless this is done. He needs to make sure you have properly been cared for. If you fight it, he will just withhold sex from you. It's a privilege not a right to him.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
I don't think he thinks of himself in a manner that would allow there to be a favorite of himself. This is the same for you. He sees you as a whole. It doesn't make sense to favor one part of your body. It all needs the same amount of attention.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
He loves to cum but he never wants to over do it. He wants to cum 3 out of the 7 days of the week. You can get 6 out of him but he needs one day to let desire build.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He wants to fuck you during random activities such as the dishes. He doesn't want you to stop tho!!! You have to continue your work. He thinks it's so sexy (because it becomes impossible).
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
I don't think he has a huge body count but does have a lot of sexual experience. He is a true romantic at heart. I feel like he is a long term guy so there were only 1 maybe 2 girls before you.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
He loves doggy.. He loves being able to talk in your ear from behind. He also loves being able to shove your face in the bed.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
absolutely not. He is a hard/soft dom. He can't have anything about claiming you to be funny.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Very well groomed. He never lets it get too out of hand. It makes him uncomfortable.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
He can be very romantic while other times not so much. It depends on both of your moods. If you are having a bad day, he will match you. He expects the same on his bad days. However, it is not to use each other, but to support each other. He does not think you are an object.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
I think he would only save this for tour. He would much rather have the source of desires. He would be very interested in mutual masturbation though.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
He has a spit kink but I think he would only wanna spit in your mouth. He loves when you get freaky for him. He would never spit on you unless it was your pussy.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
He would be open to everything that doesn't have the risk of being caught. He would be too worried about his idol image.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
He gets turned on when you ask him to fuck you. He lovesssss it because he was so use to being the one to ask for sex. He loves knowing YOU want him without receiving signals.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Very unlikely to let you dom him. Not because of his ego but because he doesn't want you to do any of the work. He is a giver. He wants you to just be a princess for him while matching his freak.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
loves oral.. he loves to give and receive. I see him being big on 69.. that is the kinda shit he thinks is sexy romantic.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Both but usually only the rougher side. He likes it very fast but will take his time every once in a while.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
As long as he can talk dirty in your ear, he will agree. Of course, it can't be too risky. He doesn't care about the boys, only the public. He could care less if the boys hear (he actually does).
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Willing to experiment but not willing to take risks that can hurt both of your reputations.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
He can last ages. There are times when you are so tired but he will still hold back his orgasm.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
Very open to them. He would need to get suggestions from you. He wouldn't really have a desire to suggest them himself. He thinks he can handle it all himself. He knows it's beyond that which is why he will let them in.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
He loves to tease. It depends on his mood if he's unfair about it or just taunting you. He will taunt you a lot more often than deprive you.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Medium sound. He is a deep moaner but doesn't really whimper unless he's super sensitive. Sucks in air through his teeth a lot.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
He loves clothed sex. He thinks it's so intimate that you don't have to be naked to want to fuck each other. It makes him think you are so desperate for him that you can't even bother.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
He had a very long dick but it's average width. He has a pretty dick. It's very veiny though.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
He could fuck every day but prefers to hold himself back. He thinks it feels better this way.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards
He will pass out after caring for you. He give all of his energy to you.
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depressopax · 1 year ago
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If your still in your dale cooper era, would love some more smuts or part 2 of the nsfw alphabet 🥹🥹 keep up the amazing work 💜
Thank you sm AHHH <3 And thanks for the request!! I'm indeed still in my Dale Cooper era hehe GOD I've missed writing about him 😭 Here comes a part 2 of the NSFW alphabet! I had a bit too much inspiration when writing this LMAOO Enjoy and have a good day! <3 ALSO: I just had an idea for a smut one-shot when writing this omg, thank you anon!! Lol
Dale Cooper NSFW Alphabet
Part 2 - G - K
Fandom - Twin Peaks
Pairing: Dale Cooper x gender neutral reader Genre: Smut, headcanons Warning(s): Sexual content below! Mentions of choking kink and bondage, submissive Dale. Reader is gender neutral (not mentioned in this part but goes by they/them) Words: 600 Summary: NSFW alphabet for Dale Cooper. From G-K (Goofy, Hair, Intimacy, Jack off, Kink) English is not my main language, if I make any spelling mistakes please let me know so I can improve my writing! <3 AO3 link soon!
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G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
He’s not humorous but not serious either. He wants sex to be fun and relaxing for the both of you 
He’ll crack a joke or two, and will laugh with you if you do the same
Honestly? Homeboy tends to be awkward af during sexy time lol
Especially when he attempts to talk dirty to you
You feel mean for doings so, but often can’t help but laugh at the blunt “sexy” comments.
He’s not offended tho, he just likes hearing your laughter.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
He doesn’t really shave, but still makes sure to keep it neat
He does it both for you but also because he feels more comfortable with his body like that.
He prefers to keep all of his body hair (chest, armpits, legs etc) trimmed neatly.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
VERY romantic and sweet before, during and after.
Sometimes he likes it rough, but honestly nothing beats slow, passionate sex in his opinion.
He want to really take his time with you
…Or have you take your time with him
Said it before and will say it again - He’s a switch ;)
Man could spend hours inside of you, feeling your insides clench around him is the most intimate, amazing feeling ever
He prefers to have sex with you at home, and at nights when he comes home from work.
He hates the thought of doing it in public, having someone else hearing your sweet moans. No… He wants privacy with you.
The thought of going for a quickie and not cuddling afterwards doesn’t sit right with him. 
He likes slow, deep strokes and feeling connected to you
E Y E  C O N T A C T .
…What I’m trying to say is, he’s VERY passionate, romantic and gentle during sex Jfc I’m down bad for this man, could write this for hours 😭
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
He does masturbate, but does it as a stress relief or when he’s feeling horny and need to “take care of the problem”
He is not prude, but still gets embarrassed talking about masturbation.
After he started dating you, he does it less often
Unless he doesn’t want to bother you with his arousal, because you turn him on. A LOT.
Once, you even walked in on him having a wank.
Honestly? He wasn’t really embarrassed. 
That’s when he found out he had a thing for guided masturbation.
Especially when he’s gone on missions, he’ll call you and have your sweet voice guiding him when he masturbates 
I JUST GOT AN IDEA FOR A ONE-SHOT OMG 👀 
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
As I said on J… Guided masturbation. 
He can’t explain it, but something about stroking himself while you watch turns him on. 
Also… Mutual masturbation. Having you guide his movements whilst he watches you touch yourself. (...I gotta stop)
Apart from that, he gets off to the idea of you dominating him. 
Yes, he’s a switch, but now I mean you TOTALLY taking charge.
We’re talking light bondage, blindfolds, overstimulation, toys and even light choking
The idea of being completely at your mercy gets him going. He’s used to taking the lead at work and being a leader, so when he’s alone with you after a stressful day, he just wants to lay down and have you turn him into a whimpering hot mess. <3
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johnny-slaughter-me · 2 years ago
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— “ 𝐅𝐥𝐮𝐟𝐟 𝐀𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭. ” | Leland McKinney x Gender-Neutral Reader.
Headcanons. My take on a fluffy alphabet with Leland because he isn't getting enough love and fanfics.
Notes. English isn't my native language so typos and grammar issues are likely.
Warnings. This fic is sfw.
Enjoy. I hope you enjoy the content. Much love, Cherry. 🍒
- A. Activities, how they spend their time with and without their s/o.
Leland spends a lot of his time with his wrestling passion. You always show up to his games and cheer him on. He likes hanging out with you after practices or games, even if its just giving you a ride home. Most likely goes to the same university and will always sit next to you during classes. Whenever there's extra free time for the both of you such as weekends he likes to spend the whole day with you, sometimes he takes you out or hanging with mutual friends, exploring nature or just chilling at home- as long as it's with you Leland is a happy man.
- B. Beauty, what do they find pretty about themselves and their s/o.
Leland focused more on your personality and how it works so well with his, but he thinks your beauty radiates from the inside out, he finds you attractive and isn't afraid to let you know on a daily basis how beautiful you are and how lucky he is. He'd find your eyes to just be so gorgeous in particular. He also loves your nose and will always poke at it with his if he gets a chance. What he likes about himself most from his physical appearance is the way he stands tall and confident. He feels like his posture just gives him an aura that he very much enjoys.
- C. Comfort, how would they comfort his s/o.
Leland will hold you next to him. He is also a great listener- so good he might just give old man Drayton aka Cook a run for his ears. He usually just lets you rumble and spit out whatever it is that's bothering you, and reassuring you through holding you tight. He only comments if he feels like its genuinely going to benefit you or if you need verbal confirmation from him.
- D. Dream, how do they picture their future with their s/o.
Leland only dates people he is genuinely interested in, and if the relationship works he will definitely dream of marriage and a white picket fence.
- E. Equal, how much effort do they put in the relationship compared to their s/o.
Leland will put in a lot of his time and emotion into the relationship, and he'd expect for you to do the same. Whilest its never a solid fifty fifty, if both of you are in love and work for this love to keep on flourishing it's fair game in his eyes.
- F. Fight, how are fights between them and their s/o.
Fights are definitely a part of love and you and Leland have had those before and will have them in the future. As long as you both know when to take a step back, a deep breath and resolve it before you go to sleep, the impact of fights aren't just a negative one.
- G. Gratitude, how grateful are they for their s/o and the things their s/o is doing for them?
Leland is very grateful for you, and he feels special and lucky to be with you. He also has no problem saying it to you randomly but he truly wants you to know that he loves you.
- H. Honestly, are they honest and open with their s/o? Do they have any secrets?
Leland is a very honest person, he rarely keeps secrets or is untruthful to people in general. Maybe some childhood trauma or fears took a bit of time for him before he shared them with you but he never kept anything hidden from you.
- I. Inspiration, has their s/o inspired them and vice versa.
Leland adores you, he draws little inspiration from you whenever you hang out, you make him dream of a future and want to keep playing this game called life. You on the other hand truly admire Leland, from how soft and gentle he can be to the hero who fights the bad down even at the cost of his life if it puts others at safety. He is selfless and strong, yet caring and genuine. You feel inspired by him every day.
- J. Jealousy, how jealous are they.
Leland isn't that much of a jealous person, he trust you wholeheartedly and fully. But sometimes he does experience a bit of jealousy if for example someone is hitting on you and not letting you go, or if you go on a girls trip for a few day and the jealousy is laced with loneliness and how he misses you. Nothing too crazy but he is still a boy at the end of the day.
- K. Kiss, are they a good kisser? What was the first kiss like.
Leland doesn't have much experience, his kisses are passionate and genuine. The first kiss was after a romantic date, at the step of your door, as he walked you back home. It was a quick kiss yet the boy has blushed for three days after it, he picks up on it fairly quickly though and his skill increases throughout the relationship.
- L. Love confession, how do they confess to their s/o.
He would at first leave you little notes hinting that he likes you, but would eventually work up the courage to ask you on a date and confess his feelings over the dinner.
- M. Marriage, do they wanna get married? What would the marriage be like?
Leland strikes me as a white picket fence guy. Just the time he is from and the setting. He'd definitely want to get married, he dreams of finding his person and giving his life to them while they share their life with him as well. He also values family and whilst he would love a family of his own he would respect his s/o's perspective of it and values and together live in a way that they both are happy in.
- N. Nicknames, what do they call their s/o and vice versa.
Leland calls you doll, pretty, little one, hun/honey, baby or babe. You usually call him pretty boy, hun/honey, sweetie or cutie/cutie pie.
- O. On cloud 9, what are they like when they are in love.
Leland is so high on love, at first he gets nervous and blushy near his crush and tries to impress them at any opportunity. After its official he just does a lot of acts of service, flirting and caring for his s/o. He also pays attention to your love language and try to reciprocate it to you.
- P. PDA, how are they with their s/o infront of others.
Leland is not shy to tell the world your his and how lucky he is to have you. He usually is near you if not having an arm wrapped around you or holding hands with you. He doesn't mind kissing and hugging/cuddling you in public but if you are uncomfortable he will do his best to keeps his hands to himself.
- Q. Quirk, a random ability they have that benefits the relationship.
You always feel safe around Leland because you know he would never harm or hurt you but will protect and defend you at all costs from others if they are harassing you.
- R. Romance, how romantic are they? Is it creative or cliché.
Leland is very romantic, he enjoys doing things as a couple and loves gifting you flowers or driving you around. When he sees you cheering him on in his wrestling matches he feels the butterflies of love in his stomach. He does a lot of cliché things but sometimes gets creative with date nights.
- S. Support, are they helping their s/o achieve their goals? Do they believe in their s/o?
Leland is your biggest fan, he wants you to succeed and will do his best to help you. He will cheer you on and won't let you give up.
- T. Thrill, do they need new things to spice up the relationship or do they prefer a routine.
While he isn't opposed to new adventures, with his busy schedule Leland falls into more of a routine guy. You guys have your scheduled weekly date nights and sees you almost daily when your schedules allow so but still following an every day routine.
- U. Understanding, how understanding are they of their s/o. Are they empathetic?
Leland is very understanding and empathetic. He listens to you and always tries to help you resolve whatever issues you have regardless if its with him or others. He really cares for you and about you and is there for you when you need him.
- V. Value, how important is this relationship to them.
This relationship is very important to him, he wouldn't have had poured his soul into loving you if he didn't value you individually and with him. You are his world, his moon, his sun, and his stars.
- W. Wild card, a random fluff headcanon.
Leland likes when you to cook a home made meal together. He usually is the sous chef and follows your lead but the process of making a meal together and then sharing it just feels so fulfilling to him.
- X. Xoxo, are they very affectionate, do they love kisses and cuddles.
Leland loves kisses, hugs, cuddles and touch in general. Even him wrapping his hand around you or holding hands makes him feel loved and safe.
- Y. Yearning, how are they when they miss their s/o.
He sees you almost everyday so when you or him have to go for a few days without seeing one another his mood drops a bit but he will phone you every night and talk to you for hours and hours which helps him deal with his feelings.
- Z. Zeal, are they willing to go to great lengths for the relationship, and how so.
Yes yes yes. Leland dreams of you and him together, and he will do whatever he can to keep you by his side.
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serendertothesquad · 9 months ago
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Seren's Studies: Odd Squad UK -- "Should Odd Acquaintance Be Forgot" Episode Followup, Part 2
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Ooooooh Ozzie origins. Oooooooooooh big bad origins. Ooooooooooo origins. Does it scare you?
Let's continue below the break!
(A post-editing note: I was informed that Leonie is, in fact, a girl, and not a boy like I thought. I'm keeping the LGBTQ+ theory because we've already gotten gay triangle villain and they could extend that to child villains too, but keep in mind that Leonie is a girl and not a boy. That's my bad.)
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Setting aside the fact that they used the right flashback effect this time...Orli, please. Stop talking about math, just for a second. I'm begging.
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Equilibrium! Starlight Glimmer! Equality!
...Sorry, I'm just tossing stuff out there.
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Ohhhhhhhh...Barb E. Q.
Okay, that's actually kinda clever, NGL. But man, they are taking any schtick and applying it to people, huh?
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I get that Oxandra is part of the Terrible Three, but...Onom was unique in that he went out onto the field a lot. Why are we extending that to her as well, as opposed to her staying in the Lab?
Kinda feeds into my complaint about departments not being a thing anymore.
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To be honest, I expected all of them to hate even numbers, so restricting that to one of them is a nice touch.
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LMAO WHAT THE FUCK????????? I JUST DID A WHOLE COUGH AT THEM HAVING OWLS??????????????????????
You guys think Agent Owl is there too? From "Follow the Leader"? In disguise?
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OH OH F U C K GEE JESUS CHRIST ORWELL JUMPSCARE HNNNNNNNNGH.
Fucking threw my phone because whoof was I not expecting that.
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No, no, no, that's the TripAdvisor bird. Or...uhhhh...shit, that one owl mascot for that one glasses company who I forget.
You can easily get them mixed up, Orwell. 'S okay.
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"Well, they were smart, but they needed some guidance."
Congratulations, Ozzie! You just described every fucking child villain in this entire fucking franchise.
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HoooOOOOOOOOOOLD UP. He made them a manual? He...didn't tell them to read the thick red book seen in past seasons, which definitely sure as hell wasn't written by him?
That's...very stupid. Give 'em the Agent's Handbook and go re-fictionalize that instead of breaking continuity like this, Ozzie.
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See, this is actually playing into the psychology of children. You show a kid floating stuff and they'd probably laugh at it.
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Look at all those Eggman's robots Lorem ipsum text!
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He...oh my God, he printed the manual backwards?
CASE IN FUCKING POINT. Even putting aside the fact that this is incredibly flawed, there's an Odd Squad printing press that would have spotted the mistake like *snappy fingeys* that. Ozzie is not a part of the Odd Squad printing press.
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This seal man thing is both hilarious and creepy at the same time.
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And this is just stupid and contrived at the same time. Poor Ozzie's got such a lack of confidence that he has to make a cake to celebrate not 6 years of working together, but 6 days.
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So if the almighty leader likes symmetrical numbers...man, he'd have a hell of a time with Villain X then, huh?
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AND WHAT THE FUCK MAKES YOU THINK HE QUIT BEING A FUCKING DIRECTOR BY RUNNING AWAY?????????? THEY'RE NOT MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE BRUH WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS LOGIC.
...Okay, I blame Tasha more than I blame Ollison, but still. Ozzie got overwhelmed and ran away. That doesn't mean he quit on the spot; if he had, that would have been enough reason for Ollison to drop this promise of revenge. Ozzie still quit, but it was far away from their prying eyes.
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Making a case in point as to why this show really should be animated: if it were, he could've gone to the Big O or the Little O and gotten this straightened out. But both Millie and Shazdeh are too old to reprise their roles now, in this live-action hybrid feature, and so this is what we're stuck with: Captain O doing what they should've done.
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Ohhhhhhh, so the Department of Help was created just for him? Okay, makes sense! I kinda thought that was the case!
But it doesn't explain why he plopped Opie into it (or why Captain O did) after he got promoted versus just dissolving the department and letting her stay in Mail. AFAIK, we never got an actual reason for why Opie became the new head of the Department of Help beyond "yeah, you're nice enough and you'll do great". She's nice, but she's insanely stupid, which doesn't bode well for a help-based department.
...Unless they put her in there because she's too stupid for the field...?
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For a half-second, I actually thought this would be Silly String, which, in this universe, has binding properties.
...'Scuse me while I go weep.
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No...no, Ozzie, no. You explicitly said they were smart but needed a little guidance. "Smart but needs guidance" does not mean "is brain-dead enough to not recognize a book was printed backwards".
God, this is just so painfully convoluted. Olando's backstory made more sense than this and it was tainted only by bad writing! Even The Shadow's backstory made more sense than this and the only problem with her was strictly in her reformation!
I hate everyone who told me Mark wrote this episode, because y'all are fucking liars. And if Mark, Tim, and/or Adam had written this episode, it would have been so much better.
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Fool them once, okay, sure.
Fool them twice, fine, I guess.
Fool them thrice, it's getting a little concerning.
Fool them four times, now it's irritating.
Fool them five times, your ass is getting ground into the soil before you're dead.
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"you left us! abandoned us!"
uses a gadget that's designed to put their ex-leader out of commission
Leaving you, putting them to sleep, it doesn't matter. The point is that, either way, you have no guidance.
Considering we saw Oxandra wielding at least one gadget as a villainess, who's to say she doesn't have more on her person that can inflict direct harm on her enemy that doesn't put them out of commission, but instead wounds them enough to where they can't do much of anything, like, say, the pies from the pienado?
I've heard talks that this gadget is, in essence, a gun, and firing it at Ozzie would kill him. I'm...somewhat inclined to agree. It's a little muddled because of bad writing (and again, we've had death allusions written by more experienced writers who did it much better, like the aforementioned pienado), but sure, fandom founder deems this a murder attempt. It's about the closest we're gonna get in this trainwreck of a series/season. (I also wanted my "stuff that got past S&P" count to go past 75 and straight to 100. Thinking back on it now, there's no way 12 episodes can amass 15 incidents.)
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...Oh.
Huh.
Well then.
WELL THEN.
Talk about fuckin' unexpected 'cause WHOT???????
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The fact that she has enough power to fight off the effects of the gadget before succumbing to them is fucking wild, and frankly, huge props to her.
That being said, this has impact, but with more episodes and more time to explore this story, it could have hit so much harder. I'm feeling the same emptiness as I did with Olando and his backstory. And funny enough, both backstories can be attributed to one thing:
Shitty fuckass writing.
History really is doomed to repeat itself, and this franchise is slowly getting cooked.
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This, on the other hand, is just incredibly bad editing.
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Now, see, if I enter into a state of delusion big enough, I can imagine that the pattern on this key is the symbol of the Big Office department.
Which would be cool, but no one decided to really think of that because we're playing by Precure rules now where seasons aren't canon to one another. (And Precure actually does it a lot better when you don't have someone screeching in your ear about the franchise timeline.)
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Can...can the oddness get out by itself? Because there is no way they got into the lift and released oddness themselves, on their own physical power, within se- hold the fuck up, is that our first look at Headquarters?
...Oh my GOD IT IS. WHAT THE HELL. LITERALLY JUST A WHOLE-ASS FIXTURE IN TOWN LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO.
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It's not in the death context, of course, but given how Captain O is out of commission and given the fact that this is a finale episode, they got balls to drop "dies" like this outta the fuckin' blue. They could have easily gone with "I hate it when my battery goes!" or a simple "aw man, I lost the video!"
(On to Part 3!)
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benefits1986 · 2 years ago
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Third Wheel, Free Will
Shattered love stories make my hidden heart and soul bleed wildly.
As an empath with a wicked mind and mouth, I still find it curious when some people come and share their stories that revolve around being cheated on and cheating. And by share, I mean too much TMI that is not only cringe, but, ego-crushing and heart-wrenching, too. There'd be times when I know that even my rare super tight empath hugs will never ease their pains, anguish and self-loathing. Ganun kalala.
While XXs are the usual suspects and prospects of being "kabit," I guess hearing XYs bare their souls about this matter is really a different ballgame. 'Di pa rin ako sanay kasi nga, it's a cheater man's world, after all naman talaga e. LOL. Must be because some XY who are part of my smaller inner circle have had serious cases in this department, too. That said, let me try sharing some answers to questions that have been asked to me by so-called victims of love: XX and XY edition. Let me disclose din na I am not part of any third party kahit kailan, kahit saan at kahit sino. It makes me cringe kasi talaga as in. It's not part of my ecosystem mula noon hanggang mamatay ako. Also, simple lang naman ang view ko sa love: 'Pag akin, akin lang pero 'wag clingy. Saktong cling wrap lang. Markahan lang namin isa't isa. Period. 'Yung alam ko at alam niya na kahit we're not home, we're each other's home. As an old soul ako kahit walang bakas ng ganun. LOL. Okay.
Masaya ako 'pag kasama siya. Ngayon ko lang 'to naramdaman pero alam ko namang mali. Mali bang maging masaya? Hindi mali maging masaya. Emotion 'yan pero ang tanong: what comes after 'yung masayang pagsasama n'yo? Paranoia? Mocking yourself? Rationalizing shit? Masaya ka sa idea na limited time kasi, limited offer. Scarcity is sexy pero 'di naman sa ganitong takada, pakiusap.
Alam kong mali pero bakit 'di niya ako pinipili? Still falls under the human nature na 'pag hindi mapasayo, may certain level ng excitement, ng challenge, ng thrill. Nasabi ko na 'to several times irl: 'Di ka talaga pipiliin kahit kailan kasi ang asawa pa rin ang only one sa mata ng Diyos at sa mata ng batas. Gusto mo kasi na piliin ka para magkaroon ka ng self-worth. Sadly, walang ganun. Gumising ka.
Karma ba 'to? I don't think this would fall under karma because all is fair and unfair in love and hate naman. Bad things happen to good people. Good things happen to bad people. People are both good and bad, parang Wicked lang 'yan. Lahat may Elphaba and Glinda. Are people born wicked? No. People are made of good and bad choices. Sarte pasok.
Bakit 'di ako puwedeng sumaya? Happiness is an emotion. Sadness is an emotion. Love is an action. Love is a choice. Doon ka sa pipiliin mo lagi't lagi AT pipiliin ka lagi't lagi. Be with someone who you outgive and i-outgive ka rin. Period. Doon ka sa bubuo ng 100% partners in crime araw-araw. Doon sa 100% na sa'yo at 100% ka ring kanya. Baseline 'yan. Non-negotiable 'yan.
Kaya ko pa bang makahanap ng ganitong vibe? Iba talaga e. It's a solid yes. Ano bang meron sa kabitan kagulo na vibe? Exciting, hindi boring. Challenging kasi ng limited time, limited offer. May chances of getting caught so that means may inclination ka sa something kinda feisty, baseline. Or gusto mo ng thrill. So hanapin mo 'yan. Chase is an XY thing so, gawaan mo ng paraan na ikaw ang hahabol kesa ikaw 'yung hinahabol. For XX naman, reco ko eto irl is gusto mo kasi 'yung "full attention" nasa iyo, so hanap ka naman ng XY na 'di nagpho-phone 'pag kausap ka. NOTE na super important: 'Pag magkasama kayo, nakabackside up ang phone and naka-silent lalo 'pag naguusap kayo ng mga importanteng stuff. Also, 'pag naman nagsagot ng call at work or family matters, 'wag kang mag-maarte kasi 'di naman ikaw lang ang mundo niya.
Naniniwala kasi akong vibe is just a matter of being mutually weird together and apart. 'Di ko sure kung idealistic ba ako o baka dahil ito sa very graphic-fantastic first meet-cute ko nung Prep. Hahahahaha. Parang nadala ko na siya sa flow ko be it an XX or XY get-to-know stage. 'Di 'yan about sa dami ng commonalities or differences niyo. Bonus points na lang kung pareho or similar kayo ng gusto at 'di gusto. Nasa paguusap 'yan na naguugat sa willingness ninyong maging vulnerable. LUH.
Bakit parang gusto ko siyang iligtas sa shit niya? Never been married, never been kissed. CHOZ sa kissed. Hahahahaha. Pero, based on the TMI married couples stories ay married life is not a joke. Rewarding siya rarely kasi nga people marry for fucked up reasons like convenience, not wanting to grow old alone kahit lonely sila sa kasama nila, fame, fortune, having kids because pressured ng social constructs atbp. Ayoko na i-exhaust ang list kasi we don't have time for that.
So, ang sinasabi ko: There's always two people who have faults sa bawat broken marriage vows. Nood ka ng The World of the Married and Marriage Story sa Netflix o sa kung saan mang platform mo gusto para free. I watched both with dad kasi nga bonding namin manood ng Netflix 'pag may time. Sabi ng tatay ko: Iba na talaga generation ngayon. Grabe ang sakitan. Ano 'yan? Nakakasakit ng dibdib, anak. Hahahahahaha.
Bottomline: Iligtas mo muna sarili mo because this shit of yours is a sunken ship. Period. Kung gusto mo talagang iligtas 'yung isa, tigilan mo na siya kasi 'di mo siya "mahal" kung everytime magkasama kayo e, a demerit sa legal husband or wife niya. Hintayin mo na lang mag-divorce or mag-annulment sila. Tapos. 'Di ba, willing to wait ka naman? Patunayan mo ngayon na ngayon na 'yan.
'Di ba ako worthy mahalin? Bakit 'di ako 'yung pinipili at the end of the day or night? Simple lang sagot. Lagot. 'Wag ka mag-expect na mamahalin ka ng kahit sino maliban sa magulang mo at aso mo kung mismong ikaw e hindi mo mahal sarili mo. Iba naman 'yung self-loathing sa allowing yourself in external situations na literal and figurative na sumasawata sa pagkatao mo.
Hindi ka rin pipiliin kasi nakapili na siya. Sorry. Sorry not sorry din.
I've witnessed this super up close. Maayos na XY, established as in. Matayog ang lipad. Pero, nagkaroon ng anak sa iba. Nung natrouble ng malala, umuwi sa pamilya. Bumalik sa asawa at mga anak. 'Yung kabila, never na nakita 'yung "ama" ng kabilang bahay nila up until the day he died. Hindi rin inamin nung XY ever na may iba at may anak siya sa labas hanggang sa hukay. JUSQ. Ang saklap kasi witness ako mismo ng BTS and "in front of the scenes" netong paganaps na 'to. I wept so badly and until now, I'm bearing the pain of this story. 'Di ko tatay 'yan a. Para clear and super clear. :D Kung tatay ko 'yan, 'di ganyan turn of events kasi... hahahahahahaha.
Kaya ko ba 'tong lusutan? Parang wala ng way out. Kahit naman deadend ang kabitan kagulo, isang good choice to turn around and walk away lang 'yan each and every time. 'Di naman 'yan agad-agad. Minsan pa nga, narealize mo na lang nung nagkaroon ka na ng anak na bunga ng maling pag-ibig. LOL. Pipiliin mo lang talaga 'yung sarili mo at gagawaan mo ng paraan na mawala na 'yung pagpili mo sa isang bagay na ikaw din naman ang gumusto at nag-try lumusot. Kaya nga may wedding ring, may marriage bans, and all, e para maiwasan ang ganitong shit. 'Pag may wedding ring, ekis na agad. Kung 'di naman suot, aba, magtaka ka na.
Ayun lang naman for today kasi sumasakit na naman puso ko sa mga ganitong usapan. 'Di ako product ng shitty kabitan kagulo pero dad ko way back nung college siya is dalawa girlfriend. 'Yung isa nanay ko. 'Yung isa, highschool shitheart niya. HAHAHAHAHAHA. I've seen how my super duper confident mother dragon went down in shambles at the slightest pakaliwa ng dad ko. Hahahahahaha. Sabi ni dad, pumipili pa raw siya noon. Hayup siya. Pero, kaya niya pinili si mom kasi sa kanya siya naging mas mabuti at buong tao 'di umano. LELS. So, siguro, eto rin 'yung part sa akin na sobrang cringe ako 'pag may mga paganaps na pagpapaselos or may ibang gusto ang mga nakaka-interact ko sa sphere ng love life. Matic alis ka na dito sa harap ko real quick. Naging 99.9% faithful naman tatay ko sa kanilang marriage vows lalo nung nagkasakit mom ko ng malala. Karma. CHOZ. Hahahaha. Joke lang 'yun a. Kidding aside, ayoko lang kasi nakikita mom ko na sobrang hyper vigilant sa dad ko. Isang maling kaliwa o kanan lang 'pag dating sa "girls" tepok talaga dad ko. Sabi nga niya: Takot talaga ako sa nanay mo, 'nak. Me: Awaw. Talaga ba dad? Parang hindi naman kasi 'di pa kayo kasal, pusakal ka na. Sabi naman ni dad: Nak, 'di naman masamang pumili e. Kung baga, tinitignan kung sino ba talaga sa dalawa ang pinaka okay maging nanay ng mga anak ko. Me: Tacca. 'Di lang dalawa kwento ni mommy.
Natawid ko na rin naman itong shit chapter ng parentals ko, so, all goods. Good deals na tayo. And andun na rin ako sa point na gusto ko balikan ni dad 'yung balo niyang highschool shitheart para malaman niya talaga kung tama decision niya mula noon hanggang ngayon. Actually, noon vindictive ako e. Pero ngayon, kung saan siya masaya since officially single naman siya, go lang. Excited din akong malaman ang sagot sa tanong na 'to. Pero sabi ng dad ko: Sabi ng nanay mo, kahit sino basta 'wag lang si... LOL. Aba. Defying death ba si dad or death-defying? Abangan! Buti na lang 'di chixxx 'yung HS shitheart niya. LOL. Mom ko kasi 24-36-24 nung college siya e, so 'yung pa lang, alam na this. Sanaol may ganung vital stats. LELS. Hahahaha. Hiyang-hiya ako e. Parang mga Grade 3 ko yata vital stats 'yan tapos no turning back na from there.
Anway, tapusin ko na 'tong shitpost na 'to because... marami pang labada at try kong matulog ng hindi lampas 1 AM. :) Bukas ulit!
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jemilydoll · 2 years ago
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Tommy Miller NSFW Alphabet
A = Aftercare (what they're like after sex)
Tommy loves comforting you; he cleans you up and grabs you a snack and beverage if you want one. He'll also massage you if the sex is a little rough.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner's)
Tommy Miller is a tit man; he loves sucking on your boobs and buying you lingerie and low-top shirts that show off your chest.
His fav part of his body is his hands, and he loves touching you. Fingering you is one of his fav ways to get you off. Being able to make you cum with little effort is unmatched for him.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
He loves covering your body with his cum, all but your face; he finds it too degrading. His favorite body parts to cum on are your tits (he loves a good tittyfuck), stomach, and back. He will also gladly lick his cum off of you.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He has thought about anal a lot but doesn't want to make you uncomfortable, so he waits for you to bring it up, and if you don't, he doesn't mind.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?)
I am not gonna lie; Tommy was a slut before he met you. But don't be fooled; when he makes love to you, it feels so personal and doesn't feel routine.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
He has two, missionary and cowgirl. He loves how soft missionary is; it's easy to look into your eyes and hold your hands. And with cowgirl, he loves when you use him for your pleasure. He also loves popping a titty in his mouth.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
This is Tommy we are talking about. It would be strange if he didn't give you a giggle or two while you guys are going at it.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
On you, he does not care; he leaves it up to what you like. And on him, he also doesn't care; overall, you make all of the hair care decisions. He follows along.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
He is so soft for you. Even when you guys are having rough sex, he will slow his pace to whisper how much he loves you and stroke your hair.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
He likes mutual masturbation a lot. The only other time he jerks off is when you are away. He may or may not have a pair or two in his drawer to jerk off with.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Praise kink: He loves telling you how much he loves and appreciates you during sex.
Spanking: The spanking is light, never enough to bruise or make you bleed. However, he likes having control over you.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
His favorite place is the comfort of his bed, where he can make you moan as loud as you want and make you as comfortable as possible.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Everything about you gets him going, although sometimes he feels like a sex addict when it comes to you, so he often waits for you to make a move.
N = No (something they wouldn't do, turn-offs)
Nothing derogatory; you are his sweet girl, so saying anything dirty to you would make him feel wrong. He also would never forgive himself if he
were to make you feel bad or hurt in such an intimate moment
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
He loves going down on you for hours; he's an addict. He won't stop until you push his head away from you. He is a pleasure dom and has cum while being in between your thighs; your sweet moans and shakes make him feel so good.
And he's never going to say no to a blowjob; he'll always be gentle and let you take the lead, stroke your hair, and give you endless praise.
P = pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Slow and sensual is his favorite being able to take his time to work himself as deep into you as he can with each stroke is what he loves most. However, if the both of you are pressed for time, he is going fast and can get you off at least twice.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
They are not his favorite, but he will never turn down being inside you.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
He loves a little bit of risk regarding your sex life. Having sex in different bathrooms is his fav, as in Bars, parties at friends, and restaurants. He will always do his best to be discreet, not wanting you embarrassed.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
God, this man can go all night and has mastered holding off his orgasm until you cum multiple times.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
He LOVES using toys on you. He will use anything to give you maximum pleasure. Vibrators, plugs, handcuffs, beads, anything you want to try, he will always indulge you.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Foreplay is one of his favorite parts of sex. When you're out in public, he'll whisper in your ear everything he will do to you and how hot you make him. He will grab your neck to get you worked up when he kisses you.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
This man loves making sounds and wants you to hear how good you make him feel. He grunts, whines, moans, everything; he is not shy.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Tommy loves fingering you. You are cooking dinner, he's fingering you, and the both of you are watching a movie on the couch. No doubt he's going to stick his fingers down your pants. And he does it so casually; he will bring you to cloud nine and then go about his day as if nothing happened.
X = X-ray (let's see what's going on under those clothes)
He has a good amount of girth, and his length is LONG and fits very deep inside you.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
This man always wants you.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterward)
Tommy has always had trouble falling asleep after being in the army, but once he has you and he sees you perfectly content in his arms, it's hard for him not to fall asleep to the sound of your breathing.
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manofmanymons · 3 years ago
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Survive cast meeting the cyber sleuth cast you know so far
I am just imagining that Shuuji would have an impossible time looking at Kyoko. He feels like the kinda guy who would feel that if he didn't hold aggressive eye contact the whole time, he would be committing a crime. She would definitely tease him for it.
Also RIP to any of these kids who has a crush on anyone while in her presence cuz she's gonna notice ToT
Repeat of that one wrathful route scene where the kids are trying to pretend that the professor's cooking is fine bc they don't wanna offend him only for Takuma be like EW but this time it's with Kyoko's coffee.
Aiba's just internally like "I haven't endured this coffee for this long for you just to come in here and shamelessly react that way wtf"
I am accusing Shuuji of being an old-person-befriender and getting along with Matayoshi
ALSO I JUST REMEMBERED I have talked with a mutual about how funny it would be to see him and Date interact. I can only imagine him being afraid of her.
Man I don't know if even Minoru can handle how energetic Nokia is. Although she and Aoi are both Defenders of Cute Things so I'm sure they'd get along even if Nokia would probably make Aoi feel a little freaked out at first. She'd get along better with the girls than the boys, that's for sure. I don't think she should be allowed near Ryo and Kaito she would just bully them ToT
Maybe Takuma would be safe.
Remembering how Survive Agumon kept picking up random things and asking if they were food, CS Agumon (and Gabumon) would insist on another food tour (while Nokia casually calls Yuuko and asks her to save her wallet).
Speaking of Yuuko. For one thing I think she would remind Saki a little of Aoi and they would totally get along. I bet Saki would INSIST on her trying Aoi's cooking (she would also help, ofc). Maybe also draft Ryo into helping. For another thing—
Yuugo 🤝 Miyuki
I'm not even gonna elaborate
I feel like I keep accusing Kaito of being a main character magnet but also you can't tell me it wouldn't be fun seeing him and Aiba hang out. The could both cause AND solve so many problems together. Also imagine
Takuma: Isn't that...illegal?
Aiba: I remember when I used to worry about those things...
I think any and all of the Survive cast would have q u e s t i o n s about what having a half-cyber body is like
*points at Miu, Minoru, and Arata* nerd gang nerd gang nerd gang
The question is can Arata cope with having these kids unironically think he's cool jsjdjrj he keeps waiting for the part where they make fun of him for being a dork or say something about his attitude but it just doesn't come and he's like "WHAT is happening right now"
(Meanwhile considering all the time they spent with Shuuji, Ryo, and Kaito, Arata's bad attitude doesn't even register to them)
Minoru @ Arata BUT ALSO Arata @ Minoru (in their heads): holy shit he's like a real life comic character
Totally random other thought but like I'm not saying that Miu would weaponize Nokia's loud nosiness to mess with her brother, but—
I think Fei and Ryo would be friends.
Just remembered Jimiken exists. Aoi would, with 0 offense intended, ask him if he's a Kiss cover band. He would take offense.
Kaito, about Suedou: so that guy definitely looks evil, yeah? And his behavior is kinda suspicious?
Everyone else: I don't know what you're talking about
Kaito: why do I even try
I know I said a similar thing about data squad too but
CS gang: whoa your partners are half of your soul?
Survive gang: whoa so many of you have more than one partner how does that even work?
Both groups I'd imagine would be really fascinated by how the other's version of digimon work. Like it would be genuinely baffling to the Survive kids how anyone could mistake a digimon for a computer program but things really are just Different. And even the cs characters who know digimon are living breathing things might still be surprised by the concept of a fated partner.
Especially Aiba and their million digimon.
(I mean I know you can recruit free digimon in survive but it's not...quite the same)
...Survive kids would totally all be on board with Nokia's digimon defense squad ksjsnd
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sunlitlemonade · 3 years ago
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Jason and/or dick, for the ask game?
First, I'm very sorry for taking so long to answer this.
Second, JASON!!!! DICK!!! I'll do my top five for both, let's go!
Jason-
Oof, kinda difficult for me to select just five for him because he's my ultimate blorbo and I like to explore him with all sorts of characters. But! For the sake of this ask game, I will whittle it down to five:-
Dick & Jason - My Ao3 is proof enough of my obsession with them. Not a single moment that I don't spend thinking about them. It is borderline insane at this point. Their relationship has LAYERS,,,, like an onion- too many and every single one of them will make you cry. They were each other's first brothers, they love each other, they scream, they mess up, they still reach out. T H E M. (Sorry to my mutuals who don't get a break from me screaming about them skskssk. Especially Scarlett and Perse.)
Jason/Roy - I have covered it in Roy's post for the ask game but the baseline is that -> them = perfect for each other. I rest my case.
Jason & Rose & Eddie - Jason and Eddie being pen pals was one of the best things to have happened in his Robin era. I want them to be friends again soooo bad. Elseworlds might show them to be married but I honestly think Rose and Jason work better as chaotic bffs. Rose and Eddie have interacted and I don't need much more to work with. They would be an amazing trio and I stand by that.
Jason & Talia - Best mother-son duo, I don't take criticism. No one can or should fight me on this ever. It's not perfect but they care for and understand each other deeply. I think about them for one second and get emotional.
Jason & Kyle & Donna - Cosmic mistakes. Need I say more? Each of them are a glitch on the fabric of reality and its w o n d e r f u l. So much to explore - from themes and motifs to the inevitable crack-y trope of them babysitting each other. (People would expect me to say Donna but she's honestly just as chaotic lololol)
Dick-
Dick & Jason - for exactly the reasons I have stated above. The other relationships on both the lists take turns on my brainrot slot but this remains at the top.
Dick & Donna - Exhibit A: "Donna, we've gone through so much together and in not all that many years. Yet, I feel as if I've known and loved you all my life. Terry is a remarkably lucky man to have found you." "I'm the lucky one. I've known so much love and now all my loved ones are here to share my happiest day. Dick... I love you." Exhibit B: "Me? I can't even listen to a bike go by without thinking of you." Like,,,,,, literally no one does it like them. They are platonic soulmates and that's on that.
Dick & Damian - I love the banter and the sweetness in their relationship. They quipped with each other just like any other dynamic duo but there's a gentler, sincere side to them that I absolutely adore.
Dick & Clark - They're besties. Dick got his mask name from a Kryptonian legend, Clark called him the "multiverse constant". What else do people want me to say on the topic?
Dick & the Titans - listen I know I talked about Donna and his relationship BUT all of the Titans are so important to him and his journey. Those were some crucial years for him as a leader but also as a person. It was a,,, Process for sure and these people were with him throughout that trip. So yes, him and the Titans are very near and dear to my heart.
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➵ Warnings :  🔞
This work of fiction contains dark themes and may not be suitable for all readers, mutual masturbation, phone sex, praise kink, cursing/dirty talk, pillow riding, exhibitionism, dom!jimin, sub!reader, voyeurism, mild degradation, fingering, yandere character, stalking, hacking, manipulation.
➵ Word count : 6.1k
➵ Masterlist : click here
➵ Tags : @ mwitsmejk
➵ Author’s note : this the edited and newest version of obsession. i had previously started writing it last year and published it till chapter 5 (i believe). however, i ended up not liking how the story turned out so here i am attempting to make something out of it for the final time. please let me know your thoughts. constructive criticism is always welcomed. 
Art credit : NaBHaN (devianart)
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C H A P T E R  1 :--
C U R I O U S I T Y  K I L L E D  T H E  C A T
“I’m so curious about knowing the unknown; it can be scary, but I see it as a game.”
– Hrithik Roshan
You place the cup on the auburn table. Warm liquid flows out of it leaving a mark on wood’s surface in the shape of a ring. You stare at it, you stare at the computer screen, and then back at the table covered with reminiscent of pomegranate tea. Wiping the stain using your index finger as your legs fidget under the desk. How bad can it be? It’s just a one-time thing, and you’re experienced enough to venture out on your own. You think about the time K00kies97 warned you about the dark side of the internet as you contemplate your decision.
K00kies97 : ur still new dont do it alone anytime soon
You : it’s not that deep
K00kies97 : but its dangerous
K00kies97 : you never know who youll run into
You : fine :/
You : what are we learning today?
K00kies97 : ARP poisoning
He was quite surprised to know your interests, well, to some extent. He had an interesting username, you always thought. It wasn’t rocket science but it was something that he was proud of, creating the lamest username to bluff people into thinking it was just one of those run-of-the-mill accounts that liked to shop online and play Overwatch. Of course, you didn’t speculate on your own that it was a hacker’s account. But what you did guess right was that he was born in 1997, someone around your age. And that he perhaps liked cookies a lot.
It’s been three weeks since you have continued your lessons or even talked at all. You met on Reddit one fine day; he came across your subreddit on wanting to learning hacking but not being able to find a tutor. He needed to pay college tuition and it was just a perfect source of extra income that didn’t clash with his part-time job and the timing was flexible for both of you. It was a match made in heaven.
You’re not going lie to yourself about your little crush on him. It’s bizarre because you’ve never met him, never seen his face, never even heard his voice. But you think a lot about him these days, something you’ve never revealed to him. There’s something very attractive about a stranger who knows his way around the internet and can-do cool things. It turns you on.
The cold spell between the two of you was caused due to an argument you had over exploring deep web own your own, which he dismissed faster than Barry Allen travelled from one timeline to the other. It hurt your ego to see someone think you’re not good enough to take a risk on your own so you ended up arguing.
Now you’re regretting your decision but your pride won’t let you text him first. Well, at least not with an apology. You brainstormed and concluded that if you’re able to achieve this milestone on your own and send him a victorious text, things might go back to normal. You have made up your mind.
You nervously shuffle on your chair, elbows pointing diagonally as you type away on the Tor browser. You come across a few chains of links and click on it. You know you shouldn’t absentmindedly open any link that pops up as it can contain viruses or something even worse. But you feel like a child at a candy store, all the links are like different flavours of sweet heavens; it’s not good for your health but it’s quite tempting. You stumble across certain chartrooms filled with conversations and codes you don’t understand.
Clicking on a link that leads to a forum, you try to crack the encryption using your basic coding skills mustered up with the training by K00kies97 in the past four months. It is an easy task and you realise why – it’s a website similar to Silkroad or even a branch of it, for all you know. You mentally pat yourself for starting successfully. But you don’t stay on the website for long, you click on the exit button. As you voyage through various links a chat window pops up at the bottom of the screen. The message reads a simple and non-threatening “hi”.
Excitement surges in your body as you eagerly begin to reply. The once warm tea is now cold, waiting to be tasted but you couldn’t care less. You have a new source of entertainment. You reply with a “hello”. Patiently tapping your fingers on the edge of your keyboard, you wait for their reply. Within a few seconds, you receive a link. Curiosity gets the best of you and you click on it.
The screen goes blank and you see your terrified reflection on the dark display. You reach out to the keyboard but before you can type anything, the screen comes back to life as if nothing happened. The chart box is still open and their username now reads EdgarAllenPoe.
EdgarAllenPoe : Gotcha.
You : wtf was that?
EdgarAllenPoe : What was what?
You : what was that link? is it some sort of virus?
EdgarAllenPoe : No my dear. I was just fucking with you. XD
You : it’s not even funny
You : fuck off
You quickly press on the X button, wanting nothing to do with the creep anymore. You close all the tabs, re-check your VPN access, deep clean your computer, and search for a possible breach of privacy – you find nothing suspicious. Stretching your arms, you release a long yawn. You get up and walk towards the bathroom, wanting to take a shower after a long tiring day. What you don’t realise is the turning on of your monitor’s webcam; the tiny red dot gleaming slightly and then vanishing all at once, unnoticed by your worn-out self.
⤚ ✵ ⤙
Sitting on the edge of your bed, your legs swing back and forth as droplets of water runs down your spine, clad in a baby pink bathrobe. You stare at his photo. His silver hair parted; his plump lips formed in a cutesy pout – he smiled like an angel. You scroll past that post and find him at a club, an old-fashioned whiskey glass gripped loosely in his hand as he looked at the camera. He had a devilish grin on his face.
Six months, fourteen days, and twenty-two hours ago was the last time you had sex which was a breakup sex with your long-term boyfriend, now ex-boyfriend – Park Jimin. You had been dating him ever since high school, your friends even called you the ‘ideal couple’. Everyone around you, though very happy to see you two together, was jealous of how they didn’t have what you lovebirds had. What they didn’t know was that with time your liaison had lost the spark. The physical aspect of the relationship was evergreen but the emotional half of it had slimmed down to the point you two sat together one day and decided that it’s better to part ways. It was a mutual agreement.  
It took you some time to move on but somehow it was easier than you thought. Maybe it was because you had it coming even before the breakup. But now because of your ever-so-growing libido, you couldn’t resist wanting to see him again. You had tried online dating, and even going on blind dates but none could par with Jimin. He was like the human version of Aphrodite. You can never resist him. And you feel guilty as charged for constantly communicating with him in the past few weeks.
What started as a casual post breakup conversation on social media has now bloomed into “yes, I want to fuck you… no, I want to get fucked by you both physically and emotionally.” Pfft, you didn’t say that to him in real life, it was just a thought you possessed in the back of your sexually frustrated mind. You had decided today to phone him and to talk.
“Hello?” His soft voice makes a smile creep up on your face when he picks up after the third ring.
“Hi Jimin,” you sigh contently.
“_ _ _, ah how are you?” Jimin straightens his posture as he realises it’s you.
“I am- I am doing great actually,” you lie. You’re anything but great. You want to lunge on him and rip his clothes off but that would be an odd conversation starter. “How have you been?”
“Just a little tired, it’s going to be midnight here in America.”
“Oh, I’m sorry,” you chuckle embarrassingly. “I didn’t realise it’d be so late there. I can call you some other time then.”
“No no no no.” You hear his velvety laughter. “It’s the perfect time to talk…” He hesitates. “I kind of miss you.”
Your heart skips a beat. Pulling your phone away from your face, you internally scream. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. What are you supposed to reply with?
“I guess I feel the same way, hence, the phone call.” You sound like you’re uncertain rather than returning his heartfelt confession. You mentally face-palm yourself for acting like a fourteen-year-old teenage girl talking to her crush.
You imagine him shrugging on the other side, a stupid smile flaunting on his face – which turns out to be true. You know him so well. “What are you doing?”
“I just took a shower.” You answer as you fiddle with the string of your bathrobe.
He asks with mischief laced in his tone. “And what are you wearing?”
“Right now? You know, a robe. The baby pink one.” You blush thinking about how he can turn the conversation in a completely different direction.
“Apparently, your favourite colour,” you add.
“Hmm, interesting.” You hear him shuffle. Is he sitting on a bed too? “Do you want to take it off? I’d like you to take that off.”
“Maybe.” You tilt your head to the side as you view your reflection in the floor-length mirror facing your bed. You see yourself lazily sprawled across the satin covers with your legs spread open, suspended from the bed.
You slowly untwine the strap of fabric holding your robe together, all while your eyes remain focused on your reflection. As the robe descends your body and falls on the bed, bit by bit your figure is unravelled. The wrap comes undone flaunting your glistening collarbone and your perked-up breasts, nipples poking out. And your soft tummy, and your belly button, and… The reveal stops there.
“It’s off,” You confess.
Jimin’s demeanour changes. “Good girl. Are you in your room?” He asks in a husky low-toned voice. His voice dives directly to your core and you shudder.
“Yes, I am. On the bed, facing the mirror.” You hear a low grunt. He knows your little kink for exhibitionism and your vintage mirror that you keep for the sole purpose of looking at yourself when you do dirty, dirty things. And you know how much he loves it.
“You just love it when your pretty little naked body is on show?” He whispers sensually.
“I do.”
You are growing impatient. He can hear it in your voice. But he’s the type of person who likes to torture slowly. He sinks into his couch, tilting his head to the side, and reaches down to palm himself through his pants. The mere knowledge of him being the cause of your frustration is turning him on.
“Jimin?” You whimper. Why isn’t he responding to you? You are growing more and more frustrated as the seconds pass by.
“Yes, dear?” You moan when the words leave his mouth. You loved it when he called you with nicknames. You love nicknames. You run your cold fingers across your hardened nipples, pinching it slightly.
“What are you doing right now?”
“Guess?”
“Mhm, must be something outrageous,” he groans. “I want you to take that pretty hand of yours lower. Do it slowly. And touch yourself.”
You put him on speaker mode and place the phone beside you. You leisurely lift your robe completely, leaving you stark naked. You spread your legs further and view your dripping slit in the mirror as you run two fingers up and down. It makes you moan harder. Which makes him release a grunt he didn’t know he was holding.
Jimin quickly unzips his pants and shoves it halfway down his thighs along with his boxers. His cock springs free, bobbing against his stomach. After gaudily spitting into his palm, he drags it up and down his shaft. You mewl as you hear him making a mess of his cock.
“Oh fuck, _ _ _ _. You make me so hard.”
“Mhm.”
“Now put a finger inside.” You obey as he says, your uneven moan answering his order.
You fondle with your breasts with one hand and finger yourself with the other as you put on a show for your reflection in the mirror. Your eyes flutter shut as you imagine Jimin pumping himself – his pretty face covered in pearls of sweat, his thick eyebrows furrowed, his long eyelashes shut, and his luscious pink lips puckered in a pout. The urge to kiss him right now is increasing as your moans get muddled and you near your peak.
“Fuck, Jimin!” You whine.
Jimin’s relaxed strokes have now increased its pace. He bites his lips trying to suppress his vulgar groans. He needs to remember that it’s midnight where he lives and he does not want to wake up his neighbours. His lifted shirt exposes his defined abs, droplets of sweat dripping down and reaching his pubic hair streaming down from under his belly button to his member.
“Jimin, fuck! I want you so fucking bad.” You’re panting desperately, rubbing your clit vigorously while you finger yourself.
“I know doll. I want you under me. I want to fuck you so bad and so hard, just the way you like it.
“You sound so fucking needy.”
“Is that so? Put another finger inside. Now!” You know you pulled a nerve but it’s turning you on even more.
“Y-yeah,” you reply, easing in another finger. You’re indeed so wet and ready. If only it was his hardened length entering you. You’re left with your incomplete want for only a second when Jimin’s hoarse voice cuts your train of thoughts.
“Now put a third finger.”
“What? It’s too much.” You try to even out your breath. He hisses in return.
“Do as I tell you.”
You insert your ring finger inside your dripping wet cunt, cursing under your breath while adjusting to the tightness.
“What was that?”
“It’s too tight Jimin.” You say honestly.
“My baby has not been fucked rightly all these months,” he manages to form the perfect sentence all while pumping himself so hard he’d combust any moment. He wants to make you feel good, and for that, he’s willing to do anything right now. Even if it ends up waking up his neighbours.
“Fuck Jimin, I’ve been waiting for your big dick.”
“I’m here now baby”
“I want you to ruin me with that big fat cock,” you gasp.
That’s all it takes for Jimin to come undone as he lifts his hips off the couch and fucks himself upward into his hand while moaning your name as loudly as possible.  Your dirty talk has that effect on him. It still amazes him when a person who looks as innocent as you, with your puppy eyes, can say those lewd words.
You have not reached your high yet, you’re edging. Jimin catches his breath and tries to compose himself. Wiping off sweat from his face he coos. “Is there a pillow nearby?”
“Yes, hold on.” You hastily pick up an idle pillow and wait for his further instructions.
“Fold it, and ride it,” he whispers. “Ride the pillow imagining it’s me.” You turn around and sit up on your knees. You angle the folded pillow in a way that you’re again facing the mirror. You lower yourself till your core touches its surface, you hiss the moment your dropping clit comes in contact with the soft fabric.
“Good girl.”
You look right into the mirror making eye contact with your reflection. You bite you lower lip, your teeth grazing the soft skin delightfully. You gently rock yourself gently all while looking yourself in the mirror, causing an eruption of friction between your heat and the fabric. It feels so good. You hold the pillow with one hand while squeezing your breast with the other. “It feels so good.”
“I know baby. Are you imagining riding me?”
“Yes,” you confess. You imagine Jimin laying down under you instead of the pillow. You imagine running your palms across his toned abs and his soft locks. You pivot your hips faster and roll your head back, closing your eyes. You breast jiggles as you increase your pace. Jimin guides you through the high, in his sweet seductive voice.
“Say my name,” Jimin urges.
You moan his name again and again as if it’s a hymn that’ll save you from everything. You buck your hips harder and pant breathlessly. You know you’re very close. Your body starts trembling and you have to use both your hands to balance yourself on the bed.
“Come for me baby, come for me.”
You let go of all the restraints you’ve been holding for so long. His command is enough to make you shudder and release. You arch your body, whimper loudly for the whole world to hear, and roll your eyes to the back of your head as you reach orgasm. Your body is still slowly rocking back and forth, riding the euphoria. You look at yourself in the mirror; face glowing both with sweat and the after effects of pleasure, hair bunched up in a mess, and knees placed weakly on the bed. You plop flat on the bed and try to calm yourself.
You both stay quiet on the line for a while, trying to match each other’s inhaling and exhaling.
“Jimin?” You rasp.
“Hmm?”
“When will you come back to Korea?”
He hesitates for a bit, drawing in a wave of disappointment in the pit of your stomach. You regret asking him at all, knowing the answer.
“Soon,” he answers cautiously.
“Alright,” you bite your lip. “It’s getting quite late Jimin, you should get some rest.”
Jimin doesn’t fail to notice the change in your tone. He doesn’t know what to say, he cannot comprehend how he feels.
“Thank you for today, Good night ___.”
“Good night,” you say softly and end the call. You throw your phone across the bed and sigh. You look up at the ceiling wondering what must be going on in Jimin’s mind. There’s nothing you can come up with, he is unpredictable sometimes. You hate it and you give up on thinking.
You’re slowly drifting off to slumber but jolt upright when you hear your cell phone chime. It must be Jimin, you think. You’re hopeful.
You reach for your phone and unlock it. Your heart is beating recklessly. You become disappointed again when you see it’s a message from an unknown number. Yet, you still open it.
Unknown [ 1:10 PM ]
You are a dirty little girl.
That’s highly unlikely of Jimin. You decide to reply anyway.
You [ 1: 13 PM ]
who’s this?
The reply comes so fast, it seems like the person was waiting for your answer all this while.
Unknown [ 1:14 PM ]
You know, an old friend.
You [ 1:15 PM ]
i’m sorry, could you be more specific?
Unknown [ 1:15 PM ]
Of course, my love. This is Edgar Allen Poe. You can call me Poe.
Your blood turns cold. You reread the message once again, and again, not believing the sight your eyes are seeing. This cannot be happening. How did this person get your phone number? You gulp hard and look on your left, your computer sitting straight, daunting you to turn it on. Your beating heart is telling you two things. One, you’re fucked. And two, you need to contact K00kies97 so that he can fix the blunder you’ve created.
You hear another notification and look at your phone screen.
Unknown [ 1:19 PM ]
Oh, don’t look so glum now. Doll.
You desperately look around the room, searching for a hidden person peeping at you through the window or someone braking into your house. You find no one. The text is mocking you, and you know it. You are scared but you don’t know what to do.
As a starter, you block the Unknown phone number first and head for the computer.
⤚ ✵ ⤙
A week has passed by and you haven’t received any form of communication from the self-proclaimed Edgar Allen Poe, you laugh bitterly recalling their name. You think it’s a mere coincidence, them naming themselves as your favourite author. After brainstorming with K00kies97 you came to the conclusion that it is just some decent hacker trying to mess with you. You have also learned your lesson that one shouldn’t wander in places that are dark and unknown.
It was quite surprising for you when K00kies97 forgave you so quickly without a single word of reprimand, he was willing to help you to solve your problem in a breath. If it was you in his place, you wouldn’t have forgiven someone easily but you’re thankful that he’s not like you. He’s kind, that much you know. And you’re thankful that even after being scared as hell, he can somehow make you feel calm. He has that effect on you.
“You’re dozing off quite a lot,” points out Wendy as she looks warily at your fatigued form. “And look at the bags under your eyes.” Your dear friend aims her index finger at your face.
“Please tell me it’s because of rendezvous with a hot guy rather than the amount of studying you’ve been lately doing,” Jisoo chimes in as she nods in your direction.
“Eh it’s nothing much, I’ve been binge-watching Netflix these days,” you fake a chuckle which doesn’t go unnoticed by Wendy.
“No worries, love. I’m back from my aunt’s place and we’re going to have a restful blast!”
“Restful blast?” Jisoo deadpans.
“Can you guys keep quiet?” A pale guy sitting across the library desk looks quite frustrated as flicks his gaze from Wendy to Jisoo to you.
Just as Jisoo is about to respond with something sassy you get up and pull her by her elbow, “guys it’s 5:00 PM already, we should take a break for today.”
Wendy arranges her stationary supplies and gathers it in her Satchel. You have a habit of walking home with Wendy and Jisoo after long hours of studying at the university library. You’ve always liked doing things with Wendy ever since you were kids. You used to play in her backyard, her mum used to bake cookies and give it to you in a Tupperware to take home. You mum then used to bake pumpkin pies and give you the job of delivering. Wendy and you then used to finish all the pie whilst sitting on her kitchen counter. You two shared everything, from clothes to homemade food to secrets. Your bond was unbreakable. Jisoo joined the squad much later so there’s still a lot to bond but she’s extremely valuable to you as well.
The three of you scramble towards the nearest campus exit and resume your daily gossiping. Your phone dings making your heartbeat race. It can be two possible people, either Jimin – who hasn’t contacted you since the impromptu sexy times you had a few days ago or the EAP – the unknown person who knocked the sanity out of you just a few days prior as well; the former you’ve been waiting for and the latter you’ve been dreading. Or it could just be a classmate asking for lecture notes.
You take out your phone from your jeans’ pocket and unlock it, completely blocking out your surroundings and the sound of your friends conversing.
Unknown [ 5:34 PM ]
Your eyebrows furrow in confusion. What can this possibly mean? You stare at the phone screen long enough that your vision starts blurring until a hand waves in front of your face. You look up to see Jisoo waving her hand in your direction.
“Eat up,” she tells as she shoves a bag of pretzels in front of you.
You frown and take the packet from her hand and dig in, trying to forget about the mysterious message you received. But in the back of your subconscious mind, you are feeling uneasy. Lucky for you, you won’t have to spend the night alone as your roommate slash classmate Wendy will be home.
“So did your family like Hoseok?” asks Jisoo.
“They didn’t just like him, they loved him!” Wendy has been in a serious relationship with Jung Hoseok for the past year, they met on college campus – him being one-year senior she was completely smitten; hence, they started their romantic escapade which is escalating faster than people had anticipated. “But enough about me, _ _ _ had phone sex with Jimin. Does that mean you’re getting back together?”
You steal a glance around you hoping no one apart from you three heard it. Jisoo looks at you in utter disbelief. “Ya! Why didn’t you tell me?”
“It was nothing really,” you brush it off. “Besides, you were busy with your internship so I didn’t wanna bother you.”
“I wasn’t that busy,” she counters, emphasising the ‘that’ as she looks daggers at you through her lashes. “Seriously though, what do you see Jimin as?”
You sigh and stare at a kid holding a cone of glistening ice cream, slowly on the verge of dripping.
“I honestly don’t know. We did our thing, right? And then I asked him if he’s coming back to Korea or not and he said ‘soon’. I don’t know what I feel about him and why I feel this weird feeling in the pit of my stomach whenever I have to say goodbye to him after texting or calling him.” You pause. “I knew I was over him like a month ago, then where the hell are these feelings coming from?”
“Do you still love him?”
“I don’t feel butterflies the way I felt back then but…” Your gulp hard. “but I do want him to be around for some reason, to fill that hole he left in my heart when we parted ways.”
“Looks like you need to get laid.”
“Jisoo!” Wendy gasps. You start laughing making the two of them burst out in chuckles too.
“What? I’m right, ____ needs to be dicked down to forget the dick that keeps her on hold after phone fucking her.” Jisoo shrugs. Wendy snorts and looks away. She is indeed right, you think.
⤚ ✵ ⤙
You step out of the elevator and make your way towards your front door followed by a confused Wendy as she fishes out the apartment keys from her bag. Your spot a parcel sitting idly at your doorstep making you furrow your brows.
“Did you order something Wen?” you turn to look at her. She drops her gaze to the package and reads the address out loud, “it’s addressed to you.”
Puzzled, you pick it up and inspect it closely while Wendy jams in the key and unlocks the apartment door. There’s no sender’s address written. You discard your blazer and search for a knife in the kitchen. Wendy watches you while she takes out vegetables from the fridge to cook dinner. You quickly scramble to the living room with the knife and package in either of your hands, anticipation getting the best of you.
You stab the tape and rip it open. A baby pink coloured cushion is revealed when you open it. Running your fingers on it, you feel the silk fabric warm your skin. You find a piece of paper folded at the bottom as you fumble with the contents in the box, heaps of paper cuttings are scattered inside. You pick it up and unfold it. A short note is printed that says,
Dear ____,
Your skin is the only touch I crave.
Your name is a fraction on my body that I want to engrave.
Your sweet nectar is all I want to taste.
Not a single bit of you I want to waste.
Watching you mound a pillow oh-so ravenously,
All I want to do is make love to you every day mercilessly.
Yours
Edgar Allen Poe.
You freeze, and low-key cringe at the pathetic and cheesy piece of poetry.
“What is it ____?” Wendy probes from the Kitchen.
“Uh-oh nothing,” you stutter. “I mean, uh, I ordered this cushion for my bed.” You pick up the pillow and show it to her.
“Looks boujee, where’d you get it from?”
“Uh there’s this website… I’ll just send you the link.” You lie again. Your phone dings and making alarms ring in your head. You start walking towards your room. “I’m feeling tired Wen, going to take some rest.”
She looks at you with softened eyes, “alright, I’ll call you when dinner’s ready.”
But she has known you long enough to catch your white lie.
⤚ ✵ ⤙
 K00kies97 : wHAT DO U MEAN BY THAT
You : I said I received a pillow and a disturbing note from this EAP guy. Followed by a text.
K00kies97 : send me the note and text
You : I can’t, it’s embarrassing
K00kies97 : are u seriusly worried about that rn
You : alright
K00kies97 : waiting
You muster up the courage to send him the note and the message that said “Did you like it doll? -EAP”
K00kies97 : what does he mean by watching u mound a pillow
K00kies97 : dudes sick
K00kies97 : 😐
K00kies97 : wAIT
K00kies97 : you
K00kies97 : had $3X with a pillow
Kookies97 : wow
You : that’s not the point.
You : STOP
You : this is why I didn’t want to send it!
K00kies97 : okok
K00kies97 : check if theres hidden cameras or something in the pillow
You : your mind
K00kies97 :
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K00kies97 : you can thank me later luv
You : ok luv
You : boy have I missed you XD
K00kies97 : have u
You : did I stutter?
K00kies97 : okok
You : ok so I checked it and no it’s just a simple pillow…
You : looks very expensive though
K00kies97 : 😐
K00kies97 : theres a stalker on the loose and this is what u care about
You : well I’m broke and this is fancy so yeah maybe I do care about it a little
K00kies97 : so if ur stalker asks u out on a date would u date him
You : no I would prefer to live
K00kies97 : really tho would u
You : why are you so interested? are you my stalker?
K00kies97 : wHAT
K00kies97 : NO
You : haha just kidding
You don’t get a reply after that. You like to think that he’s busy. That’s the reasoning you give yourself when he keeps going offline abruptly without any notice or replies. However, it feels like a weight has been lifted from your shoulders, you needed to tell someone about this. You cannot share it with Wendy or Jisoo because they will get unnecessarily worried, would probably end up giving you the talk. And they didn’t even support you communicating with K00kies97 in the first place, so they will probably start an intervention. You don’t want that. But the problem at hand, this Edgar Allen Poe who wants to, god forbid, do wild things to you, is still pending.
How will you get out of this one?
⤚ ✵ ⤙
“Good morning sweetie,” Wendy bemuses. “You woke up quite early?”
“Yeah I have an early class with professor Brown.” You pick up a banana and gently peel it. Wendy studies you while you stride across the room, picking up necessary items for today and shoving it in your bag. “Why are you so early?”
“I have started this workout challenge by Chloe Ting so I thought why not do it first thing in the morning?”
“That’s awesome Wen. Send me the link, we can do it together.”
“Sure,” she fishes out her phone. “Oh, and by the way,” she starts, catching your attention back to her while you munch on a second banana. “I’ll be staying at Hobi’s place tonight so don’t wait for me for dinner… You’ll be okay with that, right?”
“Of course, why’d you ask?” you enquire nervously.
“It’s just… You’ve been acting a bit weird lately.”
Your face drops and you pause for a second to think about the perfect excuse. “No, no it’s just some stress related to studies and the fact that we’re graduating this year.” You lie, fiddling with your bag’s shoulder strap; eyes on the ground. “But you know what? Screw it, we should have a girls’ night out soon.”
“Absolutely!” she widely grins at you. “And ____, I wanted to talk about some- oh no, that’s no. I’m just- My brain isn’t working right now, go now! You’ll be late for class.”
“Alright then, gotta go. Bye Wen.” You wave at her and open the front door of your shared apartment. You stumble across a huge pile of cardboard boxes covered in bubble wrap. Two men carrying more luggage past your flat and into the next door. Must be new neighbours, you think.
Hopefully, they’re nice.
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Sitting in the cafeteria you scratch Jisoo’s arm to catch her attention even as she’s consumed by her smartphone. “I need attention Soosoo.”
“But I won’t give it to you.” She makes a funny face. “Shoo shoo.”
“I’m not a dog.” You poke her again. This time with more intensity.
“Fine then, you’re a stinky skunk.” She smiles. You’re not sure whether it’s because of your childish bickering or her phone.
“Then you’re a… You’re a…” You think hard. “Ah! You’re a Hoatzin!”
“What the fuck is that?” She looks at you blankly.
“It’s a stinky tropical bird found in Amazon and Orinoco Delta in South America. The Stink Bird gets its charming name because of its digestive system. It’s the only bird in the world that lives almost entirely on a diet of leaves. It uses bacterial fermenta-“
“YAH! Did I ask you to be an encyclopaedia?”
“You asked what it was,” you mumble. “So, I answered.”
“When I ask you what’s your name, do you also give me your social security number?”
“No.” She has a point; she always has a point. And she’s always right. If only you could switch bodies with Jisoo for the rest of your life, it would be so pleasant to live.
“Hey, did you see that hot guy next door that moved in today?” Wendy joins in the conversation with a topic of her own.
“What hot guy?” Jisoo asks dryly, her eyes on her phone – typing away.
“A guy moved in next door to our place,” Wendy says cheerfully. “He has got thick thighs and arms, he’s ripped. Thought I’d say hi but by that time he was gone, maybe to pick more stuffs. He was hot.”
“Do I need to remind you about Hoseok?”
“Hmm, Wendy?”
“Well, no man can ever come par with him. He’s the man of mans. He’s my man.”
“Aww, that was so heartfelt,” Jisoo fake sobs. “Now about the hot guy, is he bang-able?”
“Pfft, undeniably.”
Wendy and Jisoo peep at you at the same time, an evil grin plastered on their faces. You know what this means but you pretend to be dumbfounded. You look back at them with a confused look.
Jisoo starts, “look ____, on a normal day I wouldn’t say this but god wants you to be happy. You are being delivered with opportunity on a silver platter. It’s high time you take your shot. Bang that thighland like there’s no tomorrow.”
“Jeez Soo, do you have no filter?” Wendy snorts. “But she’s right. ____, it’s your time to shine on him… Or under him. Whatever you like.”
You cover your face in your hands while you think about your outrageous friends telling you to do outrageous things. If you’re being honest, you don’t hate the idea. In fact, you might as well take a ride on that thighland.
“Hmm, I might take you up on that.”
You replay your conversation with your best friends while returning home. It brings a smile on your face. The lift opens, making you make eye contact with a pair of russet brown eyes. He nervously runs his fingers through his now-ash blonde hair. He beams at you. Your heart skips a beat as you see Park Jimin reared on your flat’s doorframe; waiting just for you.
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sleeping-on-cracking-ice · 4 years ago
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can you make the sfw alphabet for hyunjin? i rlly loved the one with félix <3
Sure! ❤
SFW Alphabet | Hwang Hyunjin
{Stray Kids Masterlist}
Warnings: suggestive themes but it’s only mentioned once
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A - Affection
(How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)
At first Hyunjin would be unsure with showing his affection
He would take a while before opening up to someone like that
So with his S/O, he wouldn’t be overly affectionate or touchy at first
But after be becomes way more confident around them, he would literally never let go
I can see his love language being either physical touch or acts of service
When he gets the chance to relax with his S/O, he’d be like a leech
Would keep his arms so tightly wrapped around them and complain whenever they tried to remove him
Even when just sitting on the couch together, literally all his limbs would be caging his S/O
He seems like the type to be very clingy to those he feels comfortable around, so his S/O would never catch a break
For acts of service, he would do small things for his S/O just to show he cares
Like making them some food after they’ve had a bad day or giving their head a rub when they’re lying in bed at night
B - Best Friend
(What would they be like as a best friend?)
Loud and annoying best friend definitely
Like his best friend doesn’t get a break from him
He’d be the type to just show up at their house uninvited
What’s theirs is his
Knows exactly how to make parents like him cause he’s so polite so he’d be the favourite
Sleepovers galore and walking to the park at some ridiculous time in the morning
He’d be the type to give his all in a friendship, so he’d be incredibly loyal and expects that back from his best friend
C - Cuddles
(Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)
He’d only be very cuddly when it’s just him and his S/O
He’d be nervous to do it in front of people, even if it’s in front of the rest of Stray Kids
He would still sit on their lap / have them sit on his if he’s comfortable
But when their alone he would be a lot more intimate
Like lying across the top of them or running his hands along under their shirt
His favourite way to cuddle would be him simply just having his head in his S/O’s lap
He would love it because he’s a dramatic princess and would beg for his S/O to play with his hair and braid it
Every night he would just slump on the couch and force them to sit up straight so he can place his head on their thigh and they immediately knows what he wants
D - Domestic
(Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)
He’d wouldn’t be fussed in terms of settling down quickly
Although he would always think how cute it would be to share an apartment with his S/O where he gets to see them everyday
And when they finally do move in together, him and his S/O would become so fussy in terms of chores
Always disagree on who does what, so they’d have to end up doing it together so they can suffer the frustration together
They would usually share both the cooking and cleaning, but Hyunjin would prefer to cook since he’s rather decent at it
But overall, hates doing housework but he would rather jump off a cliff before he watches his S/O do it all on their own
E - Ending
(If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)
Hyunjin seems like the type to avoid a break up as much as he can
If there was an issue between him and his S/O, he would try everything in his power to work it out without resorting to a break up
If he was to break up with his S/O, he would feel guilty about it
It would take him a while to muster up the courage to do it (unless there was a major problem)
He would want to stay friends with his S/O, and would always promise them they would remain close
Hyunjin wouldn’t let him and his S/O’s relationship end badly, but more on a mutual agreement
If his S/O was to suddenly break up with him though, he would get very in denial about it
His sadness comes out in anger, causing a screaming match between the two as he keeps denying them trying to break up with him
But after a while, when he’s calmed down, he would sit down with them and listen to their reasoning
It would take a while for him to recover from it, as he seems the type to pin his needs onto his S/O slightly
Some days would be worse than others, but soon enough he would be back to his cheery self and would accept being their friend again
He realises that staying together as friends with them would at least mean he still gets to see them
F - Fiancé(e)
(How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)
Hyunjin seems like the type to take a while to commit to someone
Even when he first meets someone, he has to take a while to get to know them before he feels comfortable
Most people are like that though
But in a relationship, he would at first come across as either shy or aloof, as he wouldn’t be incredibly affectionate or loud
But when he starts getting comfortable, pray for his S/O
Doesn’t leave them alone, never
He couldn’t have a relationship with someone if they weren’t also his best friend though
So when he’s finally comfortable, he would become so committed
Always just assumes that he and his S/O will get married
Talks about it like it’s happening tomorrow
Of course it would be sometime in the far future, but he would love talking to people about what him and his S/O have planned for their wedding
G - Gentle
(How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)
When he first starts dating, he would be so afraid of hurting his S/O, physically or emotionally
Comes back to how it takes a while for him to get comfortable with someone
But after him and his S/O become a lot closer and start to understand each other’s limits when it comes to harsh jokes or rough play
He does not hold back
Physically, he’s not at all gentle
When his S/O is just minding their business, he would take it as an invitation to tackle them to the ground
Or to pick them up and throw them over his shoulder
Even when just playfighting, he gets so competitive and his S/O has to beg him to lay off to let them breathe
Emotion wise, literally the last thing he would ever want was to hurt his S/O emotionally
Although sometimes he may accidentally say something that could be taken the wrong way, he never has bad intentions
He would love a relationship where him and his S/O can cuss each other out without actually meaning any of the harsh jokes
But if he ever accidentally goes too far and offends his S/O, he feels so guilty
Apologises to them over and over and makes it up with kisses and loving compliments
H - Hugs
(Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)
He obviously enjoys hugs so much
Only when he’s alone with his S/O though
In public, he wouldn’t be too lovey-dovey because he gets shy about it
But he also thinks his relationship doesn’t need to be seen by everyone else
But when he’s alone with his S/O, he becomes a lot more affectionate
Especially after a long day and him and his S/O are both sleepy and cuddling on the couch or before they go to sleep
You know those sudden urges to squeeze something that’s really cute? Yeah, he would get that every time he looks at his S/O
They could literally be doing anything and he would just throw himself at them, whining about how cute they are
But I think he would hug them the most when they’re in bed and just about to go to sleep
He could lay awake for hours and cuddle them, chatting and kissing with them until his words slur from tiredness
Usually his hugs would be very playful, but also would make his S/O feel very safe at the same time
He’s quite tall, and if his S/O is smaller than him, he would envelope them in his arms
When they’re lying down, he would wrap all his limbs around them, trapping them against his body
If they’re his height or taller, he would always give them back hugs and nuzzle his face against their back
I - I Love You
(How fast do they say the L-word?)
It takes a very long while for Hyunjin to say it surprisingly
It would seem to be a very intimate thing to say for Hyunjin, so he would want to say it with a lot of meaning, not just during a simple conversation
But other than that, he probably prefers to say how much he loves his S/O in different ways like helping them with stuff and affection
When he does tell them, it would be in a situation like if they’re at the beach together late at night
His S/O may have had a bad argument with their sibling or their parent, and Hyunjin would have taken them to get Chinese food and sit in the cold air on the hood of his car to make them forget about their situation
They may be crying in his arms, having suddenly not feeling well and needing some affection
But during that moment and seeing his S/O so vulnerable in front of him would make him soft
It would just slip out, and he wouldn’t regret it when they lift their head and give him a kiss straight on the lips as a “I love you too”
J - Jealousy
(How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)
He doesn’t get jealous too often, but when he does he gets jealous
Like resting bitch face, cold shoulder jealous
It’s not pretty, and a lot of the time I think his S/O would be able to tell quickly when he’s feeling replaced by someone
But he’d be that annoying type of jealous and be like “no I’m fine” when clearly he’s not
If it happens while they’re out at a party or something, he would be so passively aggressive towards the person he’s jealous of
Beyond petty
But when him and his S/O get back home, he would become so touchy and upset about it
Always begs for their attention and love, since he felt so left out when they were out
Denies it by the morning though, using the excuse “I was just tired”
K - Kisses
(What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss their partner? Where do they like to be kissed?)
With Hyunjin’s big pouty lips, I’m sure he gives the best kisses
He would always be willing to give his S/O kisses, never gives up the opportunity to drown them in his affection
But he’s very teasing about it
Sometimes to annoy his S/O, he’ll pout his lips and lean towards them like he’s about to kiss them, but when they lean in he’ll turn away like nothing happened
Always gets himself pinned and getting smothered when his S/O has put up with it for too long
He doesn’t kiss his S/O passionately in front of other people, especially the other members
Because most likely Minho wouldn’t leave them alone about it
His favourite place to kiss his S/O would be their cheeks
Especially if they have squishy cheeks, since he can press his face against the chub and coo about how cute they are
His favourite place to be kissed would weirdly be around his shoulders and collarbones
Especially after a stressful day and he gets to flop into bed with his S/O and they take his shirt off and give him loving kisses around his neck and shoulders to make him relax
Never fails to help him drift off to sleep in their arms
L - Little Ones
(How are they around children?)
(I had to go back and watch that video of Hyunjin and Changbin playing with kids again for this lmafooo)
Hyunjin actually loves kids
If his S/O has younger siblings/cousins/nieces/nephews who he can play with, omg he’s over the moon
Will spend all his time trying to entertain kids
If there’s ever a time when he and his S/O have to babysit a relative’s baby, he’d immediately turn into dad mode
But throughout the time he would secretly be imagining that him and his S/O are parents looking after their own kid
Some times he becomes a bit of a punching bag for the kids, which is always funny to watch
But seeing his S/O with kids would make him blush so hard though
Like he finds the sight so cute and would always look forward to the far future when they can both have their own little family
M - Morning
(How are mornings spent with them?)
Lazy mornings
Takes him literally ages to open his eyes in the morning
His S/O would always wake up and find themselves wrapped up in his limbs since he becomes so cuddly at night
He prefers to stay in bed for a while and just chat, because he takes a while to wake up fully
They have to pry him off them if they don’t want to sleep in for hours
But quite literally they have to drag him out by his arms while he’s whinging about it being too early
N - Night
(How are nights spent with them?)
At night, he would be the complete opposite than in the morning
Always tries to keep his S/O awake with him because he’s a night owl and wants them to keep him company
Usually at night he would become more quiet though
Like he just wants some down time with is S/O and just spend hours on the couch together watching movies and cuddling
But his favourite would be just lying in bed with them while they play with his long hair or run their fingers along their back
He could lay there for ages in complete bliss, loving the feeling of his S/O’s hands on him comfortingly
O - Open
(When would they start revealing things about themselves?)
This is where I think Hyunjin would struggle a bit with
It would be very hard to get him to open up
Especially about very deep and personal subjects
He seems like he would never want to bother anyone, so telling his S/O about his worries makes him anxious
No matter how much they reassure him, he’d assume they’re only saying it because they have to
The only time he would really open up to them fully would be on days when he’s feeling more emotional than usual
He would lay in their arms and close his eyes as they rub their thumbs across his cheeks and talk about some things on his mind
It wouldn’t happen often as it was rare when he became comfortable to talk about his deep inner emotions
But when it does happen, his S/O would always remember what he said and keep it in mind
P - Patience
(How easily angered are they?)
He never gets angry, he just gets attitude
Knowing him and his sass, no matter how much he loves his S/O, they’re still going to fall victim to his sarcastic remarks whenever he gets the chance to say them
It would be a very rare sight to see him properly mad, since he would most the time just get mildly annoyed
The only time he would ever get mad is if his S/O put themselves in danger or if someone said something about them
So overall, he somewhat has patience
He fights bullshit back with more bullshit, so it cancels it out
Sometimes his passive-aggressive sass would get so bad that his S/O would have to tell him to stfu before he starts a fight
Q - Quizzes
(How much would they remember about their partner?)
His clumsy and forgetful ass would not remember anything
But his S/O can’t take it personally because he actually just can’t remember basic things
He loves them with all his heart, but knowing everything about them just isn’t his strong point
They usually have to remind him about things, like the names of their parents/siblings and their favourite restaurant
They would have to be patient with him, but he weirdly wouldn’t forget anything drastic like anniversaries or dates
R - Remember
(What is their favourite moment in your relationship?)
His most favourite moments would definitely be the ones when they’re laughing so hard and smacking each other because they can’t breathe
That would be one of his favourites because his S/O is like his best friend at the same time
But his most favourite moment would honestly be one of their first dates when he brought them to a ice cream parlour late at night
It was around 11 at night and he texted them asking if they wanted to hang out since both of them had had a harsh day
They sat on the dark beach and listened to the calm waves while eating their ice cream, snuggled together in huge coats trying to hide from the cold
Afterwards, they went to the water and splashed each other, their laughter ripping through the silent night beach
It would always be his absolute favourite because he believes it to be the day when he realised he wanted to stay with them
S - Security
(How protective are they? How would they protect their partner? How would they like to be protected?)
He’s actually quite clueless when it comes to being protective
He tries very hard to be a safe space for them and make them feel protected when their together, especially when they’re out somewhere
He does small things like keeping his arm around their torso and pulling them close to his body if someone they didn’t know was approaching them
But overall, if a bad situation was to rise like someone flirting with his S/O or someone just acting weird around them, he wouldn’t be sure what to do
A bit panicky and slightly afraid himself, but he would keep putting himself between the person and his S/O, no matter how much confrontation freaks him out
He would like to be protected in a way that’s emotional
He wants to be protected from his own thoughts, as he seems like an overthinker
So most of the time when he’s not feeling well, his S/O would distract him and always reassure him that he has nothing to worry about and that they love him very much no matter what
T - Try
(How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)
He would definitely be the type to “out-gift” his S/O on anniversaries
He ALWAYS has to get the better present, or have the better date ideas
He puts so much effort into everything, his S/O could never compete
On anniversaries, they would always wake up to a whole bunch of their favourite flowers and Hyunjin cooking breakfast for them in the kitchen
Would always have them pick where they go
It’s always either they go out to a really romantic and fancy restaurant or they just order fast food and watch movies and make out in front of the tv
For everyday tasks, he does small things throughout the day just to help out his S/O
Like tying their hair back if it’s in their face or giving them one of his hoodies when he thinks they’re cold
They don’t even have to say anything, he just knows
“Babe, how did you know I wanted tea?” “You were giving off “give me tea” vibes for some reason-”
U - Ugly
(What would be some bad habits of theirs?)
He has a bad habit of turning the cold shoulder when he has a fight with his S/O
He doesn’t like talking things out, but prefers to just wait until he’s calmed down before going on like nothing happened
Sometimes it would piss his S/O off a lot
On the rare occasion they have really bad arguments, Hyunjin would threaten to sleep on the couch
But when his S/O says “go ahead”, he lowkey would regret it immediately
But he’s petty, and he’s not going to let them win the argument that easily
So he’d try to sleep by himself, but at some time in the early morning he would slip back underneath the covers with them and whisper an apology in their ear while pressing their back against his chest in a tight spoon
He can never keep his stubbornness up for too long. His S/O just has to be patient with him
V - Vanity
(How concerned are they with their looks?)
I don’t think his appearance is one of his main concerns, but just like everyone, he would sometimes become quite insecure
A lot of the time he wouldn’t even mention how he looked, unless his S/O complimented him, so they would assume that he’s confident in his appearance
But when he does doubt himself a bit and perhaps question his S/O’s attraction to him, he would keep it to himself
Until it kind of spills out randomly to them
Like his S/O would say something about a actor/actress’s body and Hyunjin would just say out of the blue “do you wish I looked like that?”
That’s when he would admit to recently not feeling too confident in himself
But perhaps all he needs is a reminding from his S/O how much they love him and his body
W - Whole
(Would they feel incomplete without their partner?)
If Hyunjin had to go a few weeks or even months without his S/O (if he had to go on tour or something), he would gradually start missing them a lot
The first few days/weeks wouldn’t be so hard for him, cause the reassurance that they’re only a phone call away made him feel better
But after a while, he would grow homesick from them and miss their lips on his cheek and their hands on his body
Talking through the phone via skype or facetime would soon not be enough for either of them
He would become more down and become angrier easily
Would seek comfort in Felix, since he’s basically like a little brother to him who he can trust with anything
But when him and his S/O finally get to see each other again, they would not leave each other’s sides for a while
Would even follow each other when they’re at home and one of them gets up to go to another room
X - Xtra
(A random headcanon for them.)
One of his favourite things to do is show his S/O his dances
Loves the fact that they just sit and watch him for hours in the practise room, being so entertained by his graceful moves
Gets so flustered when they keep complimenting his talent though
And also just to make them happy, he would learn dances to their favourite songs
His S/O has an album in their phone just for videos of his dancing
Y - Yuck
(What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)
He dislikes people who do not have any sense of sympathy
Or people that do not understand that other’s emotions could be fragile
He’s a empathetic and emotional person, so he needs someone who wouldn’t hesitate to scoop him up in their arms when he’s feeling down for no reason
Having someone who would perhaps not understand why he can sometimes feel down randomly would make him frustrated and cause him to bottle things up
Even just seeing the negative trait in people during daily life makes him irritated
In general though, he would hate being rejected by his S/O
They always try to tell him to not take it personally when they say they don’t feel like cuddling one night or they don’t want to talk
He would always act like it doesn’t bother him, but in the back of his mind he’s questioning if he did something to upset them
Z - Zzz
(What is a sleep habit of theirs?)
Sleep talks
Not excessively, but enough for it to wake up his S/O
None of the stuff he says makes sense though, it’s just gibberish
One time his S/O woke up to him shaking their shoulder
“Hyunjin, what’s wrong?” “We... we forgot to take the dog out.” “...we don’t have a dog”
Keeps an app in his phone that records when he sleep talks
Sometimes he would listen to them and hear his S/O responding to his weird statements
Never fails to make him slightly embarrassed though
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chloe-online · 4 years ago
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karl heisenberg fluff alphabet
karl fluff alphabet fpr 100 followers! karl <3, okay. enjoy! :)
i used the word whore in this once, so be warned i suppose.
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A ctivities - What do they like to do with their s/o? How do they spend their free time with them?
Karl is a soft little baby, but he won't admit it. he honestly likes to do anything as long you're with him. he loves to spend time with you and let you introduce him to new things that he's never heard of because he's trapped in the village.
B eauty - What do they admire about their s/o? What do they think is beautiful about them?
gosh he admires everything about you. you're just so perfect in his eyes. he loves your stubbornness, cockiness, your eyes, hair, body, style, and all-around just everything. he wouldn't change a thing about you.
C omfort - How would they help their s/o when they feel down/have a panic attack etc.?
he himself would panic, poor beb would be scared and he'd feel so bad for you. he'd hold you close while you cry into his chest and spill your feelings. he isn't very good with words, but he'd still tell you he loves you and stay silent while you tell him whats bothering you.
D reams - How do they picture their future with their s/o?
first of all, out of that damned village, all he wants is for you and him to be free, living the way you both find comfortable. he hasn't thought much farther than that though, he doesn't want to be excited for a future and have it all taken away. he thinks a mechanic shop would be cool, with you as his partner, but he doesn't get his hopes up.
E qual - Are they the dominant one in the relationship, or rather passive?
he likes to be the dominant one, but sometimes he'll let you take the lead, but only when the relationship becomes more balanced, he finds it cute though. for the most part, he's the dominant one.
F ight - Would they be easy to forgive their s/o? How are they fighting?
he can get really hotheaded and mad in an argument. hed use words, hand gestures and scrap metal would be flying everywhere. if he hurt your feelings then he'd go and apologize and make things right. but he expects the same treatment.
G ratitude - How grateful are they in general? Are they aware of what their s/o is doing for them?
he is 100% aware 60% of the time. don't get me wrong, he appreciates everything you do, but he's very focused on his work a lot of the time, so when you drop him off some food he just says thank you. in moments where his focus is on you and only you, he thanks you properly.
H onesty - Do they have secrets they hide from their s/o? Or do they share everything?
as the relationship grows and his trust in you deepens you'll find out more of his secrets, and you guys will be closer in that way.
I nspiration - Did their s/o change them somehow, or the other way around? Like trying out new things or helped them overcome personal problems?
you caused him to change so much, he's never felt loved before, so you made him a better person for sure. he started off as a gruff mean dude, but because of you he sees this light in the world, and it makes him want to become better, for you and you only. (or any kids you guys have)
J ealousy - Do they get jealous easily? How do they deal with it?
honey karl is in the dictionary under the word jealous. is you two are out and a guy so much as looks at you, karl will pull you into a passionate kiss, he'll even dip your head down like the movies. he wants to let people know you're his and only his.
K iss - Are they a good kisser? What was the first kiss like?
oh boy, he's an amazing kisser. like heavenly, you pulled in for seconds when you guys kissed for the first time.
L ove Confession - How would they confess to their s/o?
karl would wait till he knows you like him, he doesn't want to confess and find out you don't feel the same. hed say something along the lines of, "y/n you like me, i know you do," and if you confess right then and there then he'd share his mutual feeling.
M arriage - Do they want to get married? How do they propose? What would the marriage be like?
after being wed you two are still the same, the relationship has only changed in the way that karl is now your husband and you're his wife/husband. karl didn't even consider marriage at first, you guys were fine as is, but then he wanted to make it official that this was forever. he made your ring himself and proposed to you with it.
N icknames - What do they call their s/o?
karls big on nicknames, he uses them more than your own name, a few of them are: buttercup, sweetheart, darlin, sweets, love, doll, and he'll throw some more personal ones in there depending on your personality.
O n Cloud Nine - What are they like when they are in love? Is it obvious for others? How do they express their feelings?
karl trys to hide his love for you so he can seem "manly" but all it takes is one look at you and he's putty in your hands. it so obvious he loves you, he simply cant take his hands off you. you're such an important thing in his life and he'll make sure you know it!
P DA - Are they upfront about their relationship? Do they brag with their s/o in front of others? Or are they rather shy to kiss etc. when others are watching?
again, karl does try to hide his love for you, but he fails miserably. he just loves kissing you, especially when some guy is looking. he always has his arm around you or hes holding your hand. in the church during a meeting he rests his hand on your thigh, as an f you to alcina and miranda, and just because he likes having it there.
Q uirk - Some random ability they have that’s beneficial in a relationship.
karl has power over the village, so if you wanted to go out and have maybe a couples day then he'd use that power to make people leave you two alone, cause god forbid people wont leave you two alone sometimes, its always nice to have each others company without anyone else bothering you two.
R omance - How romantic are they? What would they do to make their s/o happy? Cliché or rather creative?
he can be really romantic, like he could set up date nights, give you gifts, give you physical love, help you when you need/ don't need it, he can be a romantic guy. that or he wouldn't put any effort at all, one of the two.
S upport - Are they helping their s/o achieve their goals? Do they believe in them?
karl does invest a lot of time in his goal, so he'd help out as much as he can but he would probably be too busy with his own work. that is unless you wanted to do something regarding mechanics, then you'd spend almost as much time in his workshop as him, either helping him out and learning from him, or you'd be doing your own thing at your own worktable.
T hrill - Do they need to try out new things to spice out your relationship? Or do they prefer a certain routine?
karl is always up to try new things with you, but only if you want. sure sometimes there's something he wants to try with you but its mostly you suggesting things. if you want to stick to a certain routine that's fine too, as long as there's time for you two in there.
U nderstanding - How good do they know their partner? Are they empathetic?
after being together for a while he learns how to tell your emotions, and if you're being serious or not. he knows when your agitated, he knows when your down, he just notices your feelings even if your trying to hide them.
V alue - How important is the relationship to them? What is it’s worth in comparison to other things in their life?
your relationship with him is at least top 3. one being getting you two outta that village, but after you guys are free then the relationship is his number one priority. he loves you too much to even think about prioritizing something else.
W ild Card - A random Fluff Headcanon.
you are constantly on his mind. when hes working he thinks of you. when hes at a meeting hes thinking of you. when hes running an errand hes thinking of you. hes always thinking about when you guys are gonna be together again, he loves spending time with you
X OXO - Are they very affectionate? Do they love to kiss and cuddle?
while he may not admit it, he loves kisses and cuddles. he loves being affectionate with you, he loves it when you play with his hair, when you hold him and vice versa. hes a whore for your love.
Y earning - How will they cope when they’re missing their partner?
if he has any he'll look at some pictures of you, and just think about what you two would be doing if you were home. or he'd just work until you're home, to distract himself from your absence.
Z eal - Are they willing to go to great lengths for the relationship? If so, what kind of?
he'd do anything for you, he loves you a lot and your smile is the most beautiful thing in his grey life. he'll make fun of his family to see you smile, even if it gets him in a whole lot of trouble. he'd really do anything for you, no matter the lengths, so be careful what you wish for.
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lovelykhaleesiii · 2 years ago
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🥹🥹🥹 🥺 love you more bubs <3333333333
Also enjoy bc I am h o o k e d on modern!Aegon rn, idk what they put in Tom but I am hooked 😌
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You and Aegon never got along. Ever. Ever since middle school. He portrayed himself as this spoiled rich fuck boy - and don't get it wrong, he WAS all those things - but you knew if he put his mind to something, he could succeed. With or without his father's money. Which is why you should have figured something was up as soon as he approached you on a warm day at the begining of senior year. You should have also known something was up because just a few days before, your dad had placed a new house rule.
"Fine. You want to date," he says to your sister, "you can date." He pauses for a second. "When your sister dates."
"But- but she's a mutant! She will never date!"
"Then you will never date. Oh, I like that." He then leaves to go to the kitchen.
What had followed was you and your sister getting into an insult match and her being angry at you for not wanting to date just so she could date. You finally had enough and went into your bedroom until dinner was done.
While past eighteen, your father had always been protective of you and your sister. Your sister only being nineteen while you were twenty-two, he kept the no dating rule from high school into college...well you did.
"Hey there," Aegon says smoothly.
You give him a what the fuck? Look. You both mutually - and silently - agreed to stay out of each others way, at least until college - but fate fucking hated you because he had managed to get into your college of choice. It was a surprise to both of you when you had found he had three classes with you. So, now, here he was.
"You must really know how to get a guy's attention."
You roll your eyes, grabbing your duffle bag that had your sports uniform in it. "My mission in life. But you see, it worked!" You motion toward him. "The world makes sense again." Grabbing your water bottle, you walk away but he was persistent.
"Why don't you let me take you on a date this Friday?"
You fake gasp. "Oh?" You say. "Where? The 7/11?"
Your response gets a snicker from Aegon. "I can take you placed you never been before."
You scuff before jokingly saying, "do you even know my name fuck boy?"
It takes a moment for Aegon to process if you were serious. "I do," he responses. "You know I do. We've known each other since middle school."
You fake laugh before leaving him dead in his tracks.
This was not going to be easy. You were tough to crack. But that didn't matter, he loved a challenge.
You and a couple of friends decided to go out to this club, to let off some steam. And you desperately needed it. Aegon had been constantly trying to wiggle his way into your small bubble you had made for yourself. He even wanted to manage to break through the walls you also build around yourself. But you weren't going to let him.
Going up to the snack bar, you ask for a water...which is when Aegon shoots his shot. Again.
"You know I watched you dance, you never looked more sexy!"
It must have been the few drinks or your post dancing haze but you smirked before saying, "thank you! You didn't look too bad yourself!"
And before you walk away, he says, "i'm picking you up tomorrow night!"
You don't answer as you walk back to your friends.
"Was that a yes?!"
"No!"
"Was that a no?!"
"No!
The next night you had dressed up and drove with Aegon to a party. The party that your ex was throwing. The party that your ex was throwing which you AND your sister would be attending. You were very observant, so, when you notice your ex getting a little too close with your sister, you imminently went into protective big sister mode.
"Well, looks who's here," he says, slinging a arm around you. You roll your eyes. "I know what you're doing. Stay away from my sister."
"Oh, i'll stay away from your sister. But I can't promise she won't stay away from me."
Just then, your sister had walked by, of course getting his attention. You scuff. Hey, you tried. You then down five shots in a minute, trying to numb the lingering pain in your chest. Unbeknownst to you, Aegon watched the entire thing. He was starting to fill this thing called guilt. The reason? Your ex had paid him to take you out. Why him well, you had a reputation. A bad one. Almost everybody - besides a select few - were scared of you and Aegon was the only one who wasn't phased. There was also your father's new house rule and your ex suggested taking you out for a shot with your sister. But he couldn't tell you that. Yet.
You and Aegon had split up and when he finally found you, you were drunk. So drunk infect that you could barely stand.
"Okay, come on," he says, helping you up and puting your arm around his neck. He figures the cool night air will snap you back into soberness so he carefully sits you down on the swing.
"That was patronizing," you stay groggery.
"Leave it to you to use big words when you're smashed."
Silence.
"So...you going to tell me why you did it?"
"Why I did what?"
"Let that jackass get to you. I known you long enough that I know you never drink. Now you're drunk on a swing."
"I hate him," you state.
Aegon sighs, moving a strand of hair from your face and tucking it behind your ear.
Your eyes scan his face as he does this and in your drunken haze, you say, "your eyes are really pretty."
"Thank-"
His sentence is cut short by your puking on his shoes. He shrugs it off and assures you that it's fine and you didn't mean it.
You decide to crash at his large luxurious apartment, you did not want to have your dad see you like this. He has you change and put on one of his t-shirts and sleep shorts. He also took the couch and made sure to make sure you slept on your side, making sure you didn't choke on your vomit.
The next morning, you wake up in his bed, the smell of coffee in the air. Looking over to see what time it was, a pain pill bottle and tall glass of water sits on the table. And after downing the water, you hesitantly throw back the covers and make your way to the kitchen.
As you get to the kitchen, he comes through the door. With food.
"Honey, i'm home!" He jokes.
You don't say anything as you sit at the table as he unpacks the food.
As you eat, you say, "Thank you...for like...taking care of me and all that."
Aegon swore that you could see a blush on his pale face. "No problem. Anytime."
The rest of the breakfast is ate in silence.
After that experience, you couldn't get Aegon out of your head. And you surprise yourself by agreeing to go a paintball place in town after class. Which is where after chasing you and gently tacking you to the ground, he takes off the masks they had you wear and covered in paint, manage to have your first kiss with him.
After a lot more dates over the next few weeks - plus with your sister having her dates - you finally agree to be his official girlfriend - much to to the delight to your sister -
Another party had approached so, you and Aegon were going to. This time, no alcohol. And looking back, Aegon realized he had gained REAL feelings for you. If he had to guess, it was when he saw you in HIS clothing. He had all but forgotten about the deal with your ex.
As you get thirsty, you walk away to the snack bar, which is where your ex ambushes Aegon. He had been trying to talk to him for WEEKS and now here he was. Unlucky for your ex though, your sister had lost interest in him after he had left her at the party to go hang out with some other girl and now she was hanging out with a different guy.
Your ex noticed you over Aegon's shoulder so when he tapped on his shoulder, he boldly and loudly stated, "I didn't pay you to ask her out so her sister can ditch me!"
Aegon's eyes go wide as he realized that you definitely over heard. He slowly turns to you. You looked like you seen a ghost. You don't even react, only leaving.
"Don't believe him!" He calls out to you. He has ran after you. He was seriously going to defend himself. "It wasn't what it-"
"Looked like?" You finish. A sarcastic laugh escapes your lips. "What was it then? A down payment then and a bonus for fucking me?"
Aegon internally cringed at the choice of words and he doesn't say anything as you walk away.
You spend the entire night crying into your pillow and by the next morning, your eyes were red and your throat was sore from all the sobbing.
Aegon had agreed to meet your sister at the park where she had cussed him out.
"You're a prick, you know that?"
He only nods.
"I mean, it's a dick move! I really thought you loved her. You know why they broke up?"
He shakes his head.
"Because he used her," your sister states. "He was her first time and when she didn't want to do it again, he dumped her and said she was only good for a good fuck."
His eyes go wide. "Wait, then why did YOU want to date him?"
She can only shrug. "I was stupid...I guess. But you really are a piece of shit fuck face. I actually thought you loved her!"
"I do." He says.
Its simple. To the point.
"What?"
"I do love her. I'm in love with her."
He lets you have your space as he comes up with a genuine apology. Thankfully he had one.
Knocking at your door, you almost immediately slam it in his face, but he stops it with his foot. "Please. Let me explain."
You sigh and he noticed you wear wearing his sleep walking animals band shirt, the leader of which looked striking like him. You then slowly open the door, finally letting him in and he breathes a sigh of relief.
"Please, let me explain."
Sitting on the couch, arms crossed, you nod, giving him a nod. He examined you. Your hair was a mess and your eyes were red but to Aegon, you were the most beautiful person he seen.
He sighs, rolling his sweaty palms on his pants. He looked like hell too. His eyes also were red - which were more noticeable with his pale skin - his clothing and hair looked disheveled, and his face was stained with tears with the guilt that kept him up at night. The guilt of hurting you. Lying to you.
"I know what happened...between you and your ex. I want to say I am so sorry he told you that. I messed up when he told me to just date you just so he could go out with your sister. He was an asshole and I was wrong for taking the money."
You scuff. You weren't going to budge. Not even with Aegon having his puppy dog eyes on you.
He surprises you by getting in his knees in front of you. " I love you," he softly says, taking your hand and running his surprisingly soft fingers over your knuckles. "You may as well take my heart. it's already full of you."
You swipe your hand away. "Go. You know NOTHING about me. You've known me only three weeks!"
"Three weeks?" He asks. "I've known you all my life."
That wasn't a lie. You knew that for sure.
"All your life?" You repeat.
He takes your hands back into his own, placing your hand on his chest. Over his heart. You could feel his heart beat. "It's true," he states. "When I heard beautiful music I thought 'she'd like that'. I looked at flowers knowing that one day I'd give them to you."
You are stunned into silence. You stare at him for a few moments before getting up from the couch Aegon remained on his knees. "I am truly sorry," he voice comes out in a crack that almost breaks your heart. Almost. "I should have never agreed. It was stupid."
"Yes, it was."
"I failed anyway."
"Oh? Why?"
He then gets up from the floor. "Because I fell for a pretty great woman."
You can't but laugh, a sign to Aegon you have partially forgave him. You hated - and loved - how much he knew you. He then leans in for a kiss but before your lips connect to his, you grab him by his collar. "Lie to me like that again, I will kill you. Got it?"
"Got it."
You then pull him in for the kiss. He had lots of making up for but he would do anything for you.
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ugh now I'm in the mood to rewatch 7TIHAY !!!!!
this was brilliant nonnie, the angst, the fluff all in one!!!! delightful little read <3
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→ summary: there are only two weeks left until graduation—which means you only have two weeks left until you’ll be nothing more than a facebook birthday notification on his phone (unless you do something about it, of course.) → genre: high school!au, humor, slight angst → warnings: none unless you’re terrified of two idiots mutually pining for e/o → words: 1.2K → a/n: ain’t it kinda weird that there were some people you met in high school that you considered your “friend” but never kept in touch with them after graduation? like ships that have sailed past each other, only being left with some hope of crossing someday. idk, high school was weird. anyway, enjoy!
—part of the bgw drabble marathon (Tropes #5)—
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“So, have you asked anyone out to the graduation ball yet?” Hoseok asks you suddenly, his words muffled by the disgusting amount of pasta in his mouth. 
From the corner of your eye, Jungkook’s shoulders tense. You don’t mean to notice—you weren’t even supposed to be looking at him. He has his gaze trained downwards, shooting lasers at his rice with enough intensity to cook it twice over. 
“No, I haven’t,” you respond eventually. 
“Time is running out you know! It wouldn’t look good if the class valedictorian arrived at the party without some good ol’ eye candy,” Hoseok says. 
You scoff, taking a sip of your lukewarm apple juice. “Who says I need a man to make me look good?”
“Or woman, for that matter!” Chaeyoung pipes up. She wiggles her eyebrows, leaning across the lunch table until her chest almost gets a platter full of greasy cafeteria pizza. “You know, the offer is still open. I guarantee that if we went together, we’d be the prettiest bitches in the entire ballroom!”
You laugh, shaking your head. “You’re right, we would be… minus the fact that you’ve been pining over Eunbi for God knows how long, and it would be seriously shitty of me to deny you your last chance of getting together with her.”
Chaeyoung leans back, acquiesced. “Alright, you got me there,” she sighs, crossing her arms. “Still, you know I would drop everything and anything if you asked.”
“Not me though, I’m a selfish whore,” Jimin interrupts, reaching his minimum quota of giving his unsolicited opinion. He points finger guns at you. “I’m bringing my hot and sexy college boyfriend to the ball.”
“Oh right, how could we ever forget your mysterious ‘college’ boyfriend,” Hoseok scoffs, the quotation marks audible in his voice. “The one that we’ve never seen or heard of before, and also conveniently lives in a different city that is miles from here? That boyfriend?”
“Shut up!” Jimin glares, pointing his sharpened acrylic nail at him. “You’ll eat your words once you see how fucking gorgeous and hot and REAL my boyfriend is!” He turns to you, brows still quirked in irritation. “Anyway, as I was saying. Even though I’m going to the ball with my snookywookums, I’m willing to scout a date for you if you want.”
“I don’t think snookywookums is a Scrabble-verified word,” Hoseok says under his breath, nearly causing you to snort your pasta up your nose. 
“T-Thank you, Jimin,” you say, coughing through your laughter. Lucky for Hoseok, Jimin’s massive ego doubles as a noise-cancelling material. “But I’m fine, really. I’m more than happy just hanging out with my best friends over some random guy.”
“Aww, that’s so sweet!” Chaeyoung coos, pinching your cheeks. 
“–and also improbable,” Hoseok snorts. “These two whores are definitely gonna spend that entire night fucking their dates,” Hoseok says, jabbing his thumb at your resident bimbo-himbo combo, “while I will be busy with DJ-ing at the event, so you’re pretty much outta luck, chief.”
“What the fuck? You’re gonna DJ at our fucking graduation ball?” you squawk. “Why the hell would you volunteer to do that?”
“For… experience?”
“Really.” 
Hoseok raises his hands in surrender with a pout. “Okay, fine. Maybe I wanted to impress Namjoon. Fucking sue me for being a hypocrite!” 
“Ahah! The ogre has fallen in love with the prince!” Jimin hollers, earning himself a pinch in the tit from Hoseok.
You huff, annoyed. “Am I really being abandoned by all my friends? On one of our final days together as classmates before we inevitably part ways towards adulthood?”
A beat of guilty silence. Then:
“Yep!
“Totally!”
“You guys suck!”
You groan in defeat, rolling your eyes. “Fine then! I guess Jungkook and I will have to entertain each other, right Kook?”
The boy in question, who had been eerily quiet this entire lunch period, jolts in his seat after suddenly being addressed. His elbow hits the table with a bang, causing an impressive string of expletives to spill from his mouth. 
Jimin snorts, amused. “Damn, you good? What’s got loverboy all jumpy?” 
“Don’t call me loverboy,” Jungkook says through gritted teeth, his jaw clenched as he cradles his injured elbow. 
“Well someone clearly pissed in your Cheerios. What’s up? Why are you being all broody and sulky?” Hoseok asks.
“I’m not being broody,” Jungkook says broodily. For a brief moment, your gaze catches his, but he quickly averts his eyes before you can get a good glimpse at the unknown emotion that tints them. “I just… got a bad grade in Chemistry. That’s all.”
“First time? I guess senioritis doesn’t hit all of us the same,” Jimin sniffs. “By the way, Kook. Do you have a date for the ball? If you do, then we can all shame Y/N into looking for a date and not feel guilty about it.”
“Hey!” you whine, but your attention is focused on Jungkook. You hold your breath, a looming sense of dread rising up your stomach like bile. A desperate plea rings through your head, crying out, “Please say you’ll go with me.”
As friends, you remind yourself.
Sure Jan, your inner voice replies.
Jungkook barks out a laugh, but it sounds hollow. “I, umm…” he trails off, fidgeting in his seat awkwardly. He puts down his chopsticks, wiping his clammy hands on his jeans. “I’m still, uh, working up the courage to ask her…”
“HER?! YOU LIKE GIRLS?” Chaeyoung screams, horrified. “Then why the FUCK have you been rejecting all those poor girls for the past four years?”
“I just wasn’t interested, I guess,” he shrugs. He pauses. “Wait, did you not know I was straight?”
“Kookie, I don’t know if you haven’t noticed, but you recoil like a raccoon being spritzed with water every time a woman so much as looks at you,” Hoseok points out.
“I’m just shy,” he grumbles. 
To your left, Jimin nudges you gently. “Did you know?” he whispers, brows arched.
“Of course I did,” you snap. “That boy uses five-in-one shampoo and soap.”
Jimin leans back into his seat, a mystified expression on his face. “Damn, you’re right. And here I thought you just liked pining over him because you were a masochist.”
You choke on your own spit, feeling as though a large stone has just been dropped on your esophagus. You whirl towards Jimin with a death glare, but the shithead barely flinches in response. “What the fuck did you just say?” you seethe, panic clear in your voice.
“What did you say?” Jungkook repeats after you, jaw agape. You both make eye contact, and you notice the way Jungkook’s cheeks have flushed a deep red. You have no doubt in your mind that you aren’t faring any better. Shit!
“Now, we don’t have time to unpack all of that,” Hoseok interrupts. He gestures to the clock by the wall, which shows that your lunch period is about to end. He slams his lunch container shut, a large smirk on his face. “But this will definitely be a fun conversation for later, and I want front row seats.”
“Ditto! Text me once you’re out of your last class, okay?” Chaeyoung says, standing up with Hoseok. She blows a kiss your way and pats Jungkook endearingly on the head. “You guys have English together, right? Should be fun!”
“Gotta blast,” Jimin says, scrambling out of his seat before you can snap out of your daze long enough to twist his balls into a ponytail. He throws a mock salute at you, toothy grin on full display. “Have fun!”
Now left alone (i.e. abandoned) by your friends, you tentatively turn to look at Jungkook. You swallow thickly, cheeks flamin’ hot. “So, by the way…. About that date?”
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