#* {Answered}

[docrobinavitch]

been thinking a lot about abbott or robby finding out that gf!reader bought a ✨toy✨ sometime before they were together (maybe a rabbit vibe or something like that??) but it’s in her closet in the box and never has been opened because she was too nervous to use it or something, and then deciding they have to change that

hi hehe this literally made me go fucking insane teehee trying to be so normal about this um anyway this has not been proofread so hope it's not too insane ok love u thank u for the request nonnie u are sooooo big brain jack abbot x f!reader masterlist literally pure filth below the cut idk what to say u guys

“Babe,” Jack called down the hallway, “Have you seen my army sweatpants?”

It was an unseasonably cold day for late June. Rain came in spurts and fits, making soothing sounds against the window panes. They had had a slow Saturday morning, original plans to go the Farmer’s Market cancelled and replaced with coffee in bed and playing round after round of Street Fighter on your Switch (Jack could not accept defeat even when it became clear he would never fucking beat you) until close to noon.

Now you were in the kitchen starting a soup for dinner. He could just barely hear the rhythmic sounds of the knife against the cutting board and one of your playlists playing quietly in the background.

“I may have stolen them,” You called back, “Did you check my closet?”

He chuckled to himself, “No. Why would I check your closet for my clothes?”

“I think I put them on the top shelf!” You called, ignoring his snide comment.

He shook his head, a smirk on his face, as he went to search your closet. You were always stealing his clothes. It was difficult to be annoyed about it though, because he loved seeing you in them.

He spotted them almost immediately, in the corner on the shelf as you said. But as he pulled on them, a box fell down with them.

Jack bent to pick it up— And frowned when he saw what it was. Slowly, a smile crept onto his face. A vibrator. It was a shape he recognized, a rabbit, with a large shaft for penetration and a smaller one for clitoral stimulation. And by the looks of it, it was unopened.

“Hey, did you find—?“ You were still drying your hands on a dish towel when you stopped in the doorway of your closet.

Jack slowly looked up from the box, smirking at you as he did, turning it so you could see the picture on the cover, “What’s this?”

Immediately you were blushing, “Um, I just… I—I bought it when I was single and… and then we started dating and I didn’t…” You swallowed, noting that he seemed endlessly amused by how flustered you were, “I didn’t have need for it. Once we started dating.”

He looked at the box and then back to you, still smiling, “You didn’t even open it?”

You shrugged, “As I said, I didn’t have need for it.”

“But you kept it.”

You opened your mouth— Then closed it. Finally, you shrugged, “I don’t know. I was curious.”

“Well, we should open it then.”

If you were red before, your face became an inferno now as you snatched the box from his hands, “I don’t think that’s necessary,” You began to walk past him into the closet to put it away, but Jack lightly grabbed your arm as you tried to move past him.

“Look, I… I won’t force you, obviously, but… There’s no need to be so shy with me, you know?” He gently took your chin in his fingers and turned your head so you were looking at him, “I think it’s really hot.”

Finally, you managed a small smile, “Yeah?”

He nodded, “Did you finish the soup?”

You blinked at the sudden change of subject, “Uh, yeah. It has to simmer for a few hours.”

“Good,” He looked back down at the box in your hands, “How many orgasms do you think you can take before you’re begging me to stop?”

He watched your throat bob as your breathing hitched, “I guess we’ll find out?” You said, voice high and breathy.

He looked up at you, inhaling slowly as he did, and you watched his hazel eyes dilate with desire in real time.

“Why don’t you strip and get on the bed?” He said softly and pulled the box from your grasp.

You did as you were told, heat already stirring between your legs as you watched Jack get everything ready. Hyper focused as he tears open the box and begins pacing around your bedroom, grabbing a towel, grabbing lube, washing the new vibrator with soap and warm water.

He laid out a towel over the bed sheets and lightly pat it with his hand in silent invitation. Heart pounding, you laid down against the pillows, on top of the towel.

Jack seemed calm on the outside, but inside he was freaking the fuck out, looking at you sprawled naked on that towel, just waiting for him to touch you. Crawling over you, he placed a kiss on your forehead, “You’re okay?” He asked quietly.

Because he felt fucking feral, holding that vibrator in his hand, mind racing thinking of all the ways he could fucking torture you and pull orgasm after orgasm until there were tears streaming down your cheeks. But one word from you and he would put it away and act like he wasn’t phased at all. Delegate it to just a fantasy to have in his mind and never to hold.

But you looked up at him with those big puppy eyes of yours and nodded and he swore he would come apart right there. He kissed you slow and tenderly, knotting a hand in the hair at the nape of your neck and pulling just enough that you gasped. He was addicted to the sounds you made whenever he touched you, the breathy sighs and the moans. Even the sleepy mewls you made still in sleep when he slipped into bed after a long shift.

Now, though, he wanted you a whimpering mess. Still kissing you, he pressed his thumb down on the vibrator, turning it on to its lowest setting.

Pulling away from you just a bit, he lightly pressed the vibrator to one of your nipples and was rewarded with another sigh as the bud pebbled. When he moved the vibrator to your other nipple, he leaned down to suck the other into his mouth, swirling it around his tongue. Already, already you were moaning so goddamn obscenely, he could feel his cock heavy and full in his briefs.

“Oh, f-fuck,” You stammered, arching your back. Underneath him, he felt your hips keen up, searching for pressure and friction wherever you could find it, “Jack, please.”

He laughed, “Sweetheart, it’s been like, thirty seconds.” He murmured into your neck, kissing and biting as he let the vibrator continue to assault your nipples, “You’re already that needy for me?”

Reaching a hand between your thighs, he was pleasantly surprised to find you absolutely dripping, “Jesus fucking Christ,” He swore under his breath, allowing his finger to sink into you once, twice— and then he pulled it out completely, ignoring the desperate sounds of your whines as he sucked your juices clean off his finger. He made sure you were looking at him as he did so, a mischievous smirk on his face.

You were positively pouting, lower lip pushed out as you continued to try and push your hips up and into him, but he pulled away again. “Alright, alright. Let’s see how you take it, then.”

Still on the lowest setting, he slowly dragged the vibrator up your inner thigh. He wanted you to get a feel for what it felt like, not wanting to overstimulate you too quickly. His eyes were locked on your face every second, still searching to make sure you still wanted this.

Your lust laden eyelids were drooping, but still locked on his. He watched the erratic rise and fall of your chest as he came closer and closer to your center. When the vibrator reached your outer lips, he spent some time circling them and could already see tears accumulating at the corners of your eyes. A pool of your juices had already begun collecting on the towel below you.

As soon as it caught his eye, his cock twitched. There was a dampness pooling in his own pants, but he could wait. There was something about the fact that you were so fucking undone with how little he and the vibrator had touched you that made him feel clinically crazy.

And he knew he wanted the vibrator to do the job, that’s why they were here, but he couldn’t just fucking watch you drip like this and do nothing about it. He needed to fucking taste you or he would lose his goddamn mind.

His tongue was deep inside you so quickly you cried out, a hand blindly reaching to knot itself in his salt and pepper curls. With the free hand that wasn’t wrapped around your thigh, he pressed the vibrator to your clit, and immediately, you’re coming. The vibrator was so much more stimulation than you were used to, that tears are already streaming down your cheeks as you come down.

Jack sat up, chin slick and shiny from you and reached a thumb to swipe away some of the tears on your cheek, “You wanna keep going?” He asked.

You nod, breathless, “Yes.”

He smirked as he grabbed the bottle of lube. He wasn’t sure that you’d need it, given how fucking soaked you were now with both his saliva and your own come, but just in case, he coated the shaft of the vibrator. It was not as thick or as long as he was, so he imagined you would take it just fine. But even the thought of hurting you unintentionally made him want to tear the world apart. So he’d stretch you slowly, watch you carefully for any discomfort.

When he met you, you had a hard time saying no. Not just to him, to anyone. He had tried to build your confidence, assure you that there was nothing you could say or do that would make him love you any less. And that anyone who couldn’t respect a boundary didn’t deserve your love and respect anyway. It was working, slowly, he thought. But there were still times you faltered when he could tell you wanted to say no. He had become an expert on it, the way your lips twisted to the side, or you avoided eye contact, or frowned just slightly when you said “yes,” but were really thinking “no.”

And so he watched you now as he lined the vibrator up with your entrance and added slow, constant pressure.

“There you go, sweetheart,” He cooed and you whined at the praise, “Tell me what you want, use your words.”

You rutted your hips up, “Please, Jack, more. Need more.”

Your cheeks were still damp from your last orgasm and your forehead slicked with sweat. You were so fucking gorgeous, he thought he might have a stroke just looking at you. And it would be worth it. He pushed the vibrator in, more and more until you were full and eyes rolling back into your head with pleasure. After he had thrusted it in and out a couple of times, he turned the vibrator up to a higher setting and you immediately burst out in sobs.

Jack stilled for a moment, “Should I stop?” He asked, almost panicked, his hand began to pull out—

But your hand grabbed his wrist, pulled it back flush against you as your hips began grinding against it again, “P-Please.” You begged again, a fucking pathetic mess.

He swallowed, hard, and kept thrusting the vibrator in and out of you.

“Jack,” You moaned after a few moments of this, “Jack, baby, want you to touch yourself. Could you do that for me?”

Jesus fucking Christ. He was going to die here. You were going to fucking kill him, he was sure of it. Nodding silently, to stunned to say anything else, he pulled his full cock out of his briefs, hissing as he stroked it once in time with the way he thrust the rabbit in and out of you. He ran a thumb over the pre cum that dripped out of his slit, slicking it over his head and couldn’t stifle the moan that came out.

“Oh, that’s so good,” You moaned, “So hot, Jack, keep going. Want you to come with me, please, could you?”

He’d never seen you like this. The toy had seemed to unlock something in you. Normally so obedient and looking to be told what to do in bed. But now, now you seemed confident enough to ask what you wanted. Tell him what to do to get you off. And it was the sexiest thing he’d ever seen in his fucking life. He would do whatever the fuck you wanted, if you asked for it like this. So sweet and gorgeous as you were on the edge of coming undone again.

He turned the second, smaller shaft on and pressed it to your clit as he sped up the thrusts of both the vibrator and the hand that fisted his cock. Your eyes followed the movement of his hand on his cock, tongue darting out to wet your lips, pure desire lighting up your whole face as you stared at him jerking off in front of you. And it was too fucking much, watching you watch him like that, getting off on him touching himself.

“Oh, fuck,” He groaned and hot white ropes of come were shooting out onto your pussy, covering his hand that was still managing to keep thrusting the vibrator in and out of you. You came only seconds later, still crying and legs shaking uncontrollably as you began to come down.

Both of you breathing hard, he gently pulled the toy out of you and wiped it against the towel that was under you. He laid down next to you, pressing a sloppy kiss to your mouth as he did so.

You rested your sweaty head against his shoulder and the both of you sat in silence for a few moments.

Then, you turned your head slightly to look at him, “Again?” You asked, unable to hide the eagerness in your voice.

He laughed then, short and loud, “Fuck me,” He groaned, but sat up anyway, “Again.” He agreed.

You were definitely going to fucking kill him.

[woundliqour]

why are you so gorgeous??

I'm nice to bugs and they all pray for me

[illusioncanthurtme--art]

Your need him pregnant poll comics have been giving me LIFE lately omfgggg 🤣🤣🤣 - pls accept these bits of dialogue that've been bouncing around in my head (use them if you want, but I just wrote this out purely for funsies and I am not asking for a request or anything, lol)

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Bill: C'mon Fordsy, I'm the last of my species! Could you really live with yourself knowing you deprived me of my one chance to continue the legacy of my people?

Ford: *deadpan* Yes. Go find someone else to... procreate with.

B: Oh ho, but it's a done deal, Sixer! It has to be you. Like I said, our baby was conceived years ago. It already exists, there's no taking that back.

F: Don't care, stop talking now.

B: Oh come ON! Euclydians don't just mate with anyone you know! We're very selective.

F: Uh huh.

B: No, really! And besides that, you're... you're the only one I've ever actually...

F: Oh, what, I suppose you're gonna say I'm 'the only one you've ever loved' *rolls eyes*

B: 🥺

F: You're so full of it! I'm not gonna stand around listening to this utter nonsense any longer. Goodbye.

B: No, please! You're my one chance! My ONE CHANCE! And when you win, we can... y'know... re-create that ~magical~ night. For the 'transfer'.

F: Oh my GOD! Of course! This is all just your desperate pathetic little attempt to fuck me again, isn't it? That's all you care about! There was never a "baby," you're just an obsessive sex-crazed little creep!

B: ... Maybe so. *narrows eye* But in the end, none of this is even up to you or I. The votes are what's deciding this, Sixer, and it looks to me like you're still in the lead. A good ol' shoe-in if I've ever seen one.

F: *head in hands* *sniffs* I know...

"SO, DOES THAT MEAN YOU'RE DOWN? ORRRR...."

Maybe if he asks really nicely :'D

[canisalbus]

Heyyy!!! I bet you get a billion asks like this every day but I wanted to say that you're super cool and awesome!!!

[ddarker-dreams]

m-miss lock pls s-spare us some blade content pls feed us

this blurb takes place in the light warden universe !! reader here is fem.

“Something on your mind?” 

Kafka’s voice thrums through the air, pleasant as a melody yet piercing as a knife. Blade’s frown deepens. This almost imperceptible change feeds her amusement. If she were a kinder woman, she might soothe the worries festering in the swordsman's mind, but the urge to tease is irresistible. 

Stoic as Blade may be, he has his tells. Namely, the way his eyes keep scanning his surroundings, despite combat being featured in neither of their upcoming scripts. Those vermilion hues consistently land on the room’s various entrances. There they linger, until it’s evident no one’s coming. Then, setting his jaw, he finds another doorway, only to repeat the process ad nauseam. 

Rather than acknowledge Kafka’s pointed words, Blade comments, “The girl’s not here.” 

“Who?” Kafka tilts her head, feigning ignorance. “Silver Wolf? Firefly?” 

Blade gives her an unusually stern look, as if to say, you know who. 

“If you’re referring to my little warden…” she trails off, suppressing a laugh at the expression he makes at the word my. “She’s elsewhere.” 

He crosses his arms, expecting a more thorough explanation. When it becomes evident Kafka won’t offer one, not without some concession on his part, he sighs, the skin between his eyes wrinkling. 

“With?” 

“Herself.” 

The implication settles over him in waves. By the time he sees the full picture, he’s like a rope drawn taut, ready to snap. “... She’s unaccompanied?” 

Blade’s past the point of avoiding the trap they both know Kafka’s set for him. It almost surprises her, his willingness to do away with his pretense the instant you’re involved. The mara slumbering within him stirs, a ravenous beast she’d rather not have to subdue. She’s had enough fun; she’ll put the smitten man out of his misery. 

“Her script calls for it. No harm will befall her,” Kafka reassures. “If you miss her, you could always call her.” 

Blade quietly scoffs, but she notes the way his hand twitches, suppressing the urge to follow through with her suggestion. 

Feeling a pang of benevolence, she shoots you a barrage of messages when he isn’t looking.  

Bladie’s feeling neglected 

Ignore him for too long and even I don’t know what he’ll do… 

Mind sending him a text?

Or maybe a slightly risqué selfie? ♡

[pseudophan]

have either of them every acknowledged that crazy tarot pull from Phil ? Do you think they ever acknowledge/reference it in private or is Dan too much of a tarot hater for that?

they haven't! and it's really funny because you would think that's something dan would be dying to make fun of us for and be like "that could mean anything🙄" so the fact that he hasn't tells me phil fully believes he was predicting dan as well and dan is way too smitten to disagree. he might not believe in tarot but he will believe in anything that makes his and phil's relationship any more obnoxiously romantic than it already is

[sonicpridecorner]

hi!!!! could you draw Silver with the asexual and the transgender flag please? :0

it would be my pleasure! i hope it's ok that he's not holding the flags! i thought this pose looked cool ♥

[notanrp-wow]

Pick Your Favorite Tropes!

coffee shop or flower shop | au or fix-it | enemies to lovers or childhood friends | angst or fluff | love at first sight or pining | modern au or historical au | break up & make up or proposal & wedding | get together or established relationship | soulmates or unrequited | fake dating or secret dating | obvious pining or domestic fluff | hurt/comfort or crack | meet the parents or meet cute

Tagging if you wanna do it:

@tseliitel , @cripp-tid , @c-infinity-83

Pick your favorite tropes!

Thanks for the tag @friendly-jester ^^

coffee shop or flower shop | au or fix-it | enemies to lovers or childhood friends | angst or fluff | love at first sight or pining | modern au or historical au | break up & make up or proposal & wedding | get together or established relationship | soulmates or unrequited | fake dating or secret dating | obvious pining or domestic fluff | hurt/comfort or crack | meet the parents or meet cute

No pressure tagging: @lost-in-derry @foxxxtransformer123 @sunatsubu @may-be-a-plant @heart-0f-a-rebel16 @astudyinpanda @fulcrum-021 @loth-creatures @death-by-ladybug @thatonegreyghost @zebsfloppyears and anyone else who wants to play

[tinysweetbunny]

I’m always an advocate for more stoats. Always.

ok

[sexypeople-contests-2025]

Awww I don’t know who that character is but thank you!!!!! ☺️

[docrobinavitch]

pitt fic idea: fem!attending reader who was once best friends with robby (and maybe sometimes more) and eventually switched over to night shift due to adamsons passing and robby pulling away, is brought back to day shirt as a result of understaffing and struggles to deal with her complex relationship with robby and that shift from hell!

hihihi i am v excited about this one and so just wanted to share a quick snippet 🫶🏻 idk when the full thing will be up. i have many ideas. many plans. 🤪 anyway! if y’all wanna chat in the meantime my inbox is always open.

Today was your fourth day shift since being forcibly moved off of the night shift. You had argued with Gloria about it for weeks, but each time she had remained firm.

“Shen is helping out Abbot now that he’s an attending. We don’t need you on as well. The day shift is short so you’ll be going there.”

“I have seniority over Shen,” You said tightly, “Move him to the day shift.”

“The decision is final. You’re back on day shift. I don’t want to hear anymore about it.”

You and Robby had mostly avoided each other since your return. The two of you would exchange curt nods and talk strictly about cases. There were moments where you could almost see him contemplating saying more, but you always walked off before he could get a chance.

You didn’t want to talk about it. It was why you had switched to the night shift in the first place. He didn’t really want to talk about it either, you knew. He just wanted to clear his own conscience.

And today was the anniversary of when your life had begun to completely unravel. When it felt like the rug was ripped out from under your feet only to reveal you had never been on solid ground anyway. The day Adamson died.

Dana gave you a disappointed look as she watched you walk into Central that morning, “You shouldn’t be here today.”

“I shouldn’t be here at all,” You said, forcing a smile as you pulled your hair into a bun at the nape of your neck.

“Robby’ll be here today too, so. If you could be gentle?”

You scoffed, “Why is he working today?”

“Why are you working today?”

You clenched your jaw, “Where’s Abbot?”

“Getting some air.” She gave you a knowing look and you sighed.

“Okay, I will go handle that.”

“You sure?” She asked as you walked away, “Hard to talk someone off the ledge if you’re already there yourself.”

“Very funny!” You called back as you entered the stairwell.

[obioxide]

HAYYYYY!!!

I've never watched a full transformers movie and I was listening to a Linkin Park song that featured in one and was wondering if you could doodle one of your favorite bot boys? Oh btw, you're super cool :]

-Weasel 💫

yes of course i’ll take an excuse to draw my favs from a mutual as warm up to these other asks i gotta get out of the way before art fight

[illusioncanthurtme--art]

I think my version of the funniest finale would be something like "okay! Thank you all for participating! We can all agree that Ford is the most viable mpreg candidate!" Ford: ".... is that all? I thought I was going to get impregnated!"

"no? This was all for fun? We're not going to impregnate you without permission, what did you think this poll was for?" cue Bill screaming in the background.

DSKHFJDGHKJHKLJHJKL

LMAOOO

They just. Told bill that ford can carry his baby if he won and they were just fucking with him

"get a load of this guy - He thinks the winner is actually getting pregnant!" *snickers behind bills back*

that is so funny oh my GOOOD

[ddarker-dreams]

How do you think the husband rotation +Honorary member Anaxa fairs in a soulmate AU?

(i went with a yan red string of fate AU 👀...)

anaxa is the most interested in the nuances of the soulmate system itself out of this bunch. how are soulmates assigned? is it based on compatibility, and if so, how is compatibility determined? initially, he's a skeptic. he dislikes the idea of some unknowable, cosmic force influencing his fate. he'd try and fight against it — and you by extension — only to discover the futility of it all. ironically, his insistence that he can 'sever' this incorporeal bond brings you both closer. had this claim came from anyone else, you'd doubt them, but your professor is a renowned genius. if anyone could accomplish such a feat, it'd be him. you trust him wholeheartedly. this trust is why you don't question the increasingly invasive nature of his experiments. by the time you realize he's long abandoned his former cause to detangle your fates, it's too late. he's bound you to him across space and time, weaving a tapestry that will haunt your future incarnations across infinite timelines.

blade feels bad for you. he's certain that all the times you gazed expectantly at your pinky, you never would've imagined a man like himself would be on the other end. the cruel loom of destiny spun your misfortune so that he might have a sliver of happiness. it isn't fair, he thinks, but neither is the hand he's been dealt. that's why for all his pity, he'll never let you go. if anything, it makes his grip tighter. blade's only ever at peace when you're together. his mara falls silent; the ache of immortality eases. you make him feel like living isn't such a curse after all. though he doubts he can inspire similarly warm feelings, he tries his best, to mixed success. of those listed here, he's the easiest to barter with. he has a hard time saying no to you unless it's an outrageous request.

chrollo didn't expect meeting you to have such a profound impact on his life. everything feels more vivid, more meaningful somehow. he sees you in the little details. he always held this sentiment that should he ever fall for another, he'd fall hard, and that's proven true. outwardly, he appears the same as ever, except to those who have known him since childhood. pakunoda in particular notices how you elicit an almost boyish quality in him, like he hadn't been forced to grow up too soon. however, there's no erasing or overwriting the past. he's still the feared leader of the phantom troupe, only now he's gotten a taste of genuine contentment. this makes him dangerous. how could he ever do without you? there's no cost too high, even if it must be paid in blood.

gojo decides he should be the center of your universe and won't settle for anything less. the red string lets him know where you are all the time, he can sense your presence no matter how much space you put between you. he swears he tried to be normal about you, but he'll freely admit that he's a lost cause. he knows you bring out the worst in him but he doesn't bother fighting it. gojo can handle any venom you sling his way — he even welcomes your spite — it's your apathy he doesn't handle well. he should be the one on your mind, troubling your thoughts. anyone else that tries wrestling this spot from him will not fare well. dealing with him is a pain. he has to be the ultimate influence on you or he'll be in a constant state of agitation.

scaramouche is especially terrifying because he thinks you're owed to him. at the same time, he has difficulty grappling with how long it took for you to come along. it's unfair, but he blames you for the centuries of loneliness he experienced, as if you cursed him. when your paths finally cross and you see he's linked to you, you'll wonder if there's been some mistake. he's far from ecstatic. he rebukes you with bitterness you couldn't hope to understand. the space where his heart should be aches. why are you meeting now, when he's jaded and misanthropic? what a cruel joke! after your poor first impression, you assumed he'd want nothing to do with you, but that isn't the case. he has you under constant surveillance. he rereads the reports on your activities until they're burned into his retinas. it's not long until he's running out of ways to convince himself he doesn't like you.

[pseudophan]

phil ate cereal and ass on that breakfast bar

happy for you king @amazingphil