#* (&. dash commentary!)

[musemelodies]

"It feels like somebody..."

"...WANTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING!"

[wrath-bound-trio]

".....That one has some trippy thoughts for a machine....."

[archive-of-the-guild]

"...Freakin' teens. So glad i mellowed out as i got older." Only slightly mellowed honestly.

[astriiformes]

I know that realistically you can only fit so many movies into a list of approximately 100, but I cannot take that "How many of tumblr's favorite movies have you seen?" list that's been going around seriously because there are some truly egregious omissions.

Some of it is very clearly recency bias, which makes me wonder if the op truly wasn't on here in 2013 or so, but you're telling me you made a list of "tumblr's favorite movies" that doesn't include Pacific Rim or Mad Max: Fury Road? Because, like, I was there, Gandalf.

[the-damned-and-divine]

Apparently, even in the year of Our Lord Two-thousand and Twenty-four, people need this simple chart explained to them at length

[bloody-mad-scientist]

"Why not just name the country 'Testing Ground 42?' Much easier to categorize things by numbers after all."

[battle-subway-ghost]

people on this site will see a post that's like "Ugh my day is ruined because I saw Team Evil on my dashboard" and reblog with "Get well soon :(" and then get surprised when the OP gets mad at them when their profile literally looks like this

[swordsoprano]

i got an ad for starbucks while scrolling the @massachusetts-official blog?! this is a crime

[statementlou]

Kate Cassidy's video tribute to Liam

[rebelliousfamily]

"Never fear, the cooler Maximoff twin is here!"

[musemelodies]

"AAAAAAAAAA!"

[wrath-bound-trio]

"Ok, i can understand how you'd be able to eat a wolf or a bear.... But how on earth would you be able to eat a spider? They're just too small! What, would it be like eating crab or something but tinier?"

[archive-of-the-guild]

"You know, i heard the quiet introverts are usually the freakiest in the bedroom. I wonder if that's true..."

[mikaikaika]

Pangi being cold and asking Lukey for a hug <3

[thebarontheabyss]

Hey patrons of TBOTA!

Just a quick update to let you all know that I’m still hard at work on the TBOTA 2.5 update, and I’m planning to release it mid-February (yes, it’s happening!).

As previously mentioned, this update will bring some changes to TBOTA, including:

Romance Overhaul – More depth and variation in romantic interactions.

Loneliness Mechanic Overhaul – A major rework for what is essentially the main plot of the game.

Death Scars in the Appearance Menu – Customizable scars reflecting how your character died.

I’m also planning to crank up posting from now on, so expect more content, general updates, and lore dumps!

Thanks for sticking around—I can’t wait to share more soon!

[the-damned-and-divine]

Reblog if you like long-winded lore posts