#* (&. headcanons!)

[hedgehog-troops]

some of my canon compliant marauders headcanons:

1. everyone wants to be james, but james would give everything to be literally anyone else

2. effie and monty actually werent that accepting of james when he came out, and even when they 'warmed up' theyd make backhanded remarks

3. walburga never wanted kids

4. walburga loved sirius and regulus but it was always overshadowed by her hatred of them for ruining her life and making her into her mother.

5. for a long time sirius wished he was like regulus just so his parents would like him. by long time, i mean till like 15/16. and even after he left there was a small part of him that really just wanted to be loved by his mother and father

6. regulus wanted to be sirius till he died.

7. barty's father and mother were in love but his father didnt like him, at all.

8. barty was trans masc.

9. after lily left for hogwarts, petunia slowly started turning their parents against lily until when she was 16, she got properly cut off from them. as in, no letters, no allowance, nothing. this was part of the reason her and james married so quickly.

10. sirius loved the idea of jegulus because he couldnt trust anyone else with james or regulus but hated it because his entire life, these were the only two people he was second to and now it felt like they were choosing the other above him again.

11. peter pettigrew loved to be high.

12. there was a time after james' break up with regulus and relationship with lily where his selfesteem was so low that hed let anyone who looked at him twice sleep with him, and even got into an abusive relationship for a short while

13. marlene always dyed her hair, it was as retaliation to her dad who always prattled on about how a lady has virgin, long, and straight hair.

14. after reg, barty, and evan got the dark mark and pandora chose to be a mediator, dorcas fell into deep depression and considered herslef the worst of mankind for not seeing the signs sooner.

15. the first person in the order to doubt dumbledore was dorcas, her and marlene often fighted about it.

16. peter was so in love with james that it turned into hatred

17. peter was the one who convinced sirius that remus was the spy and convinced remus that sirius was the spy.

18. sirius blamed himself for james and lily's deaths because he was the one to suggest the keeper change.

19. marlene died trying to defend her father who was in the middle of a DE attack.

20. james and lily fell out of love shortly after their marriage

21. harry was born not as a mistake but because of pressure from james' parents and his own guilt for not being a good enough son.

22. pandora promised regulus in 1st year that if he died, shed kill herself because he was her first friend and she didnt see a point in life if he wasnt there

23. after pandora found out that regulus died, she started experimenting every day with dangerous ingredients in hopes that one wring experiment would kill her because the idea of actually comitting was scary.

24. after the prank, sirius tried to kill himself

25. in the events leading up to the prank, sirius was caught and drugged. when he was making his way back to the dorms he realised that he made a huge mistake, and his instincts came into play. so, like he would with his parents (hed make a mistake, even if it was truly a mistake, hed still act proud of it so they couldnt say that all he does is fuck up) and laughed when telling james.

[1-800-local-slut]

Quick question, should I try writing for Invincible? If so, what would you guys like to see for different characters?

Mark Grayson x Black! Alien! Reader!

Mark Grayson who refuses to accept the part of him from space, with his girlfriend who is from a planet that sees all beauty in all lives.

(Mostly fluff, some smut!)

Rex 'Splode' Sloan x Black! Alien! Reader

Rex and the challenges that come with raising an alien baby while his wife visits her home planet

(Fluff, a lot of tom foolery but he's ultimately a good parent, smut flashbacks)

Samantha Eve Wilkins x Black! Human! Popstar! Reader

The entire world thinks you two are the best of friends. Little do they know it's far more than that.

(Fluff, just cute girl things, smut mentions)

[oreo102]

Random headcanons cuz despite having work my brain won’t let me sleep

13 has insomnia and takes hours to fall asleep

Yaz likes laying on 13

The tardis has a “night mode” that she activates whenever anyone is trying to sleep

The doctor gives yaz breakfast in bed a lot

13 gets super understimulated while trying to sleep sometimes which makes it way harder to sleep

Yaz will often just ramble about her day and any thoughts to get 13 to sleep easier

13 needs background noise to be able to sleep

Yaz sleeps easier if the doctor is near her

13 is little spoon

Whenever yaz wakes up first she just lays there and like strokes 13’s hair and stuff, very wholesome activity

[dykexpress]

please can you read some first time greasedinah hcs/blurb

greasedinah first time hcs lets gooo!!

okay so we obvs know that in canon greaseball is emotionally unavailable™️ (and dinah thinks with her downstairs) so i’m pretty sure that their first time was definitely just a casual hookup

greaseball arrives at station 24 bc theyre hosting a race, and she’s also kinda scouting out a new yard bc her current one sucks ass

she wins the race ofc (it’s not a championship one just a standard race circuit one) and hosts a party afterwards in the temporary shed she’s been given

she’s like definitely a player. she’s very used to girls falling over themselves to sleep with her, but as much as she does enjoy the validation, she mostly likes the chase.

so dinah appears, and she catches greaseball a little off guard - because this girl is so obviously into her and basically chucking herself at greaseballs feet, but she’s also not gonna just roll over and lie down for greaseball that easily. and she’s nothing like the girls greaseball normally goes for. greaseball is intrigued

greaseball starts laying it on thick. dinah is like fawning all over her but also like Not just giving in. greaseball thinks she’s getting somewhere, and then dinah just turns and walks off.

greaseball thinks dinah is playing hard to get, and suddenly she’s a little bit obsessed. little does she know that dinah is so not playing hard to get, she just suddenly got very flustered and needed to collect herself phaha.

greaseball is just like dead confused because what. why has this girl just swivelled on her heels and walked away. so greaseball leaves it, and she’s a little annoyed, because this girl was something else and she’s kinda into it.

the night goes on a bit, and greaseball is waiting for dinah to come back and fawn over her again, but dinahs decided she doesn’t wanna embarrass herself again, so she doesn’t.

greaseball is thinking about this girl like way more than she would like for the rest of the party, and eventually she just says fuck it. she’s aware she’s losing her cool girl image slightly by the way she walks straight up to dinah, but she doesn’t care. she always gets what she wants.

so greaseball marches up and is intending to be dead smooth and flirty. instead she just stumbles over her words upon seeing dinah, bc holy shit this girl is so pretty, panics, and just blurts “you should fuck me.”

dinah just bursts out laughing, but she’s honestly kinda into weird offputting girls, and so she takes greaseballs hand and leads her to her shed.

greaseball manages to shake it off a bit and goes into sex mode. she’s not expecting dinah to be so… active though. greaseball had always thought of herself as more of a service top, but dinah is by no means a pillow princess, and greaseball is a little surprised when dinah flips her and heads south.

greaseball thinks fuck it, i’ll go along with it, but then suddenly she’s realised a lot of things about herself. turns out she does like receiving too. a lot. she’s slightly embarrassed by how turned on she is by dinah.

the sex is great. for both of them. like a little scarily great given how they don’t know each other, but they’re just so in sync and attuned to what the other wants that it’s kinda freaky. greaseball has previously seen sex as like a bit of a chore to keep up her image. she loves it, don’t get her wrong, but this is the first time she’s really realising how much she loves it.

normally she’s out the door immediately after, but when dinah curls up behind her, she suddenly feels weirdly comfortable. she hasn’t stayed the night at a girls ever. but she does. it’s the best nights sleep she’s ever had.

that’s not to say she’s not immediately gone as soon as she wakes up. she wakes up, weirdly comfortable, and then freaks a little. she panics bc she’s realising a lot of shit she didn’t know, and also she’s feeling some type of way and it’s scaring her.

dinah wakes up to find not only has gb left the bed, she’s left the entire yard. no one knows where she’s gone, and dinah doesn’t think she’ll ever see gb again. she’s pissed off.

that is until a week later, a transfer request is put in to momma. greaseball cites superior facilities, better racing opportunities, and better pay. definitely not because she just had the best sex of her life.

[lednet-sorrow-au-blog]

Chase:3

Okay,I kinda wanna headcanon he's a little autistic-

But I will ask my friend who is to rep if I hc him that!(I'm not nor I want to throw the label around)

Sweet headcanons cause batch,I love this bot!:D

1.He is bad at cooking like Danni,but he's learning!They take cooking together and make bakery sweets.

2.He loves to watch/read documentary,thrillers,mysterious,and a dictionary.

3.He is very fond and loving,and likes to spend time with his family and friends,And the recruits.When he has the time,he plans it all on a good field trip/break for them.

4.In the fire house,he and Boulder would watch the stars together and share thoughts together,and sometimes the rest,plus Cody.The place where they give and been given the chance to learn Earth.

5.Canonly,he is still figuring out human humour.But sometimes he takes the sarcastic and tease seriously.He would be that one to look at media humour.

6.He's a dog person,he would pet Servo and give him treats.But he is okay with cats tho!

7.He's on the aroace spec!And he is Androgynous,goes by male pronouns(Cause I remember they are alien robots that mostly would not have a gender-),Bisexual.

That's all I have so far.Been a long time I did tf(Mostly rb/rba) content.

[gummysunnybear]

Age regresser nexus and sun headcanons! :3

Suns caregivers are mostly moon and Taurus

Nexus caregivers are just solar he'll give anyone else the cold shoulder and waddle off if it isn't solar-

Nexus hugs sun a lot like a lot-

Sun likes to crawl around the floor for fun! Like a little kitty!

Nexus crawls on the floor like a bug! >:3

Sun and nexus have playdates but sun babbles a lot and nexus nods and makes noises with sun

This is literally them when nexus is hungry :3

[bubbleecloud]

Akane headcannons

He's my wife trust

Lee

♡maybe I'm biased but akane gives DEATHLY ticklish and he's absolutely PISSED about it

♡Like that flail and scream and threaten kind of reaction if someone even HINTS at tickling him

♡loud ass laugh FULL of voice cracks and snorts

♡decently ticklish all around but go for the hips/knees and you'll have a screaming, Akane-shaped pile of mush

♡Teru knows this, and while I am not a Terukane shipper, I am a truther in their friendship-rivalry and he is so unnecessarily mean to Akane it's unreal

♡You know that spirit bracelet bead thing he always uses to hang Akane from the ceiling and shit?

♡yea, chat.... Cmon it's right there...

♡he thinks Akane's reactions are so amusing and he uses it to get his way with him ALL THE TIME he's such a sadist

♡Akane would put up with it if it was Aoi though.

♡Aoi thinks his snorts and wheezes are just the funniest and most adorable thing everbso she tickles him. All the time. And it's the only time you'd get a semi-receptable Akane in relation to tickling

♡Because in his mind Aoi can do no wrong, so if she thinks he deserves tickles then tickles is what he'll get, damnit

Ler

♡I can't imagine he'd engage in tickling someone unless he was pushed too

♡it any case it would probably be a competitive thing if you got on his nerves, but Akane is usually well mannered and polite with everyone who isn't Teru so..

♡He says he never gets Teru back because he's not worth the time, but in reality he's just batshit terrified of the consequences

♡Better luck with Aoi. Would probably die of heart attack if he ever managed to do it

[banned-for-horny]

allow me to anime-fy harper for a moment and make him the kind of character who's always got his eyes closed. the amicable friendly type that is the anthrophomorphized version of ^-^ behind a pair of glasses

so whenever he opens his eyes during private sessions with his patients, it's almost hypnotic to stare into

[loombox]

Time to over analyze tiny things in wick to make headcanons!!!!!!

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Ok so here’s my proposal Lillian is the most friendly of the weavers and the most accepting. This may be a popular headcanon but if not here’s my evidence!!!

Lillian is the only one of the kids to actively engage with and talk directly to the player. She’s the kid with the most dialogue as well. Even if it’s malicious it still means she can cross that boundary that the others can’t.

It makes her seem more personal to,mainly because the others just growl and hiss.

Ok so next piece of evidence! The true ending cutscene. Notice how she was the only one to actually extend her hand to sam everyone else just kinda looked at them and expected them to do something. Again she’s the only one actively choosing to cross that boundary.

So uh that’s it I had a bit more to say but it was kinda redundant.

Also am I considered a theorist cuz someone tagged me in a post cuz they thought I made a theory. I personally don’t consider myself one but maybe everyone else does???

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[boybandposter]

[Headcanons]

⤷𐙚 featuring: Everett 🤍

⤷𐙚 there is a sections for NSFW ‼️ Nothing detailed/explicit but there is implied sex and preferences.

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- I feel like due to his past regarding Ophelia, he has a hard time trusting people and letting them become anything closer than an acquaintance. Despite being a caring individual, he doesn’t want to experience another betrayal.

- Everett’s love language is gift-giving. As a staunch believer in “actions speak louder than words”, he’d much rather show than tell. Although his disability can make it a bit tough, Everett is determined to make sure the people he loves know that he cares.

- If Everett catches feelings for you, he’s in denial. Him? Like someone else romantically? Never. Everett would avoid you at times, but he’d subconsciously seek out your company anyway.

- If When he confesses to you, he’s blubbering like an idiot. He was already so quiet and the few words he had were long gone from his thoughts. A bright pink would stain his cheeks after admitting his feelings, and would quietly ask for a kiss (What a gentleman).

- He asked if he could be your boyfriend instead of the other way around. In his eyes, it’s a privilege and blessing to be with you. After all, you’re taking in a broken man, physically and mentally. In all honesty, he’s shocked that you even said yes (even though you were crushing on him hard).

- If you like to bake, he’s head-over-heels. It’s one of the few things he truly enjoys, and if he could simply bake with you all day he would. His favorite is to bake cupcakes and watch you decorate them. If he can, he’ll purposefully wipe some flour onto his cheek— he’s planned it perfectly. You’ll tell him he has something on his face, he’ll act oblivious, then you’ll wipe it off with an endearing smile.

- With his job in the Esper Union, it makes it hard for him to find the time and energy to do things with you. On his night shifts, he’ll shuffle into your shared apartment and immediately make his way to your room. Even if Everett is about to pass out, he’ll always make sure to give a lingering kiss on your cheek. Whispering apologies and sweet nothings into your ear before changing and climbing into bed with you.

- You have a favorite flower? Well, Everett will make sure to buy you a fresh bouquet every week with a small note filled with his love and signature. He always feels his cheeks turn pink when he opens his phone to a text from you, thanking him as usual and telling him how much you love him. His coworkers often catch him rubbing his face with his hand to try and calm himself down after getting praise from you.

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- Everett’s a bottom. Let’s make this clear; after his past trauma, he wants nothing more than to be taken care of by his woman. He never really knew it, but then again he never saw himself in a relationship.

- Please praise him, he goes crazy when you talk to him and give him little words of encouragement. The first time you called him a “good boy”, he immediately folded and quietly begged to hear you say it again.

- If you were to ask him to top you, he wouldn’t ever say no. Everett only has two positions if he’s topping— missionary and mating. And by the gods was he gentle. Slow, deep, and even strokes as he quietly pants against the skin of your neck, small bites here and there. Everett feels awful every time he leaves a mark and profusely apologizes when he sees the small bruises along your hips and the small bites left along your shoulders and collarbone.

- Aftercare, aftercare, aftercare. Everett would have to be out of his mind if he didn’t take care of his beautiful girlfriend after she worked so hard for him. He’s gentle in bed and outside of it. He’ll always clean you up (with a little help from you due to his limitations) and make you some dinner. Once you’re asleep, he’ll take a little extra time to clean up where he can, just for a little extra time with you in the morning.

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⤷𐙚 authors note: erm. Yeah, IDK IVE NEVER REALLY WRITTEN NSFW BYE. 🙁

[straycath99]

In an AU where Sukuna chose to be with Uraume and stayed in the Heian era and they build a family and have twins together . A boy and a girl. Dont ask me how it was possible I BLOODY KNOW Uraume was a boy originally but Kenjaku have a lot of tricks and made them a woman stfu

[hedgehog-troops]

Bc of the headcanons

I hc Lily as lesbian and that she struggled with comp het for a very long time. Bc of her home life, the fact that it was the 70‘s or maybe religious guilt.

That’s also why I think she thought that she should date James, bc, objectively speaking, he’s a good looking guy, and he obviously wants her, so why shouldn’t she be into him. So she gave it a shot. And I think, maybe that phase would’ve lasted long enough for her to marry him and get Harry. And if she only lived longer, she maybe would’ve realized that she’s a lesbian/accepted herself

(Sorry if this is too long😭 I needed to get it out)

YES YES YES!!! lily was DEFINITELY a victim of comphet.i genuinely believe thats why she gave into james after so many years, seeing him as the easiest option. having sonebody love her so strongly, thats what she was supposed to want right?

also idk why, but i rhink that jily loved eachother but were not IN love, like james initially maybe, but by the time they got together they were just friends who really genuinely loved each other.

i can see young lily absolutely CRUSHING on mary but then seeing mary with guys and being like, hmmmmm damn i REALLY want to be her friend!! and eventually when she realises that the reason she hasnt crushes on a guy is not that theyre all weird and shit, theres something wrong with her (like no baby :[ ). and then she does rhe thing that everyone does, picks a guy, the easiest option. one where she knows rhat even if she isnt giving her EVERYTHING in the relationship, she would still be loved and cherished.

IMO (my opinion, jily truthers pls dont hurt me) lily knew she never really could love james, not how shes supposed to, but fhen again she is supposed to right? so she just sucks it up. don't get her wrong, due to being with james so much, and seeing so much of him, she loves him probably more than most people in her life, but not romantically.

also, ik this is about lily, but (again IN MY OPINION) by like 14/15 ish, when james began to mature, hed alr stopped feeling for lily romantically as he used to, but he thought it was now too late seeing that most of the school, their friends, and everyone expected him to do it, be with her, serenade her. worst of all, she'd said yes. so now he had a duty.

and they lived their short time together loving eachother deeply but platonically but feeling like the other loved them romantically and feeling shit about it

(dont ask me where harry came from)

[1-800-local-slut]

Can you do a headcanon for TVD? It’s about a fem!Reader who has albinism and doesn’t feel confident about it but the character reassures her or something like that. I have albinism and don’t see any docs about it at all.

ok byeeeee!!

Hii pookie, I hope you like this! Also I rolled this into a WIP that I already had, when I saw your request I just felt like it would fit in perfectly so I rewrote it <3! Thank you so much for the request and please send more in the future if you like this 🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾

Note: I do know a lot about feeling a little insecure about appearances. The route I took with this was comparing oneself to other black women which is something I sometimes catch myself doing (don't be like me, we're all beautiful guys) so I truly hope you like this and don't take offense at the way I went about this.

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❥ You were Klaus’s muse

❥ You did not know, and Klaus was choosing to keep it that way. For the first time in almost 1000 years, he was a little embarrassed at how stunned he was from your beauty

❥ When he saw you, he thought of a thousand new pieces. He honestly cannot explain why, and if you were to ask him he wouldn’t have an answer.

❥ And you did not feel the same way about yourself. Walking with Klaus was a spot light, all of New Orleans looking at you. Mostly with awe but you did not see it that way.

❥ Klaus just thinks that’s ridiculous. How can you not see your beauty, how can you not see how rare you are a literal one in a million beauty.

❥ You knew you were beautiful but when you compared yourself to others at times (a habit you tried time and time to break) you felt as if you’d never get picked first.

❥ So when Klaus Mikaelson himself landed eyes on you just minding your business at a coffee shop, and immediately began “courting” you, you were a little taken aback.

❥ Little did you know, from that day Klaus was drawing ornate sketches of you. He was sketching your curly hair, painting you almost obsessively when you first started going out, taking delight in finding the light strands of hair on his pillow from the night before while you took a shower

❥ We all know Klaus loves things you don't commonly see. He loves you. He loves your unique qualities, but he also loves you. He makes sure you know; he makes sure to compliment you, give you odd little pet names that show his affection in his own Klaus way.

❥ So when he comes home one night from a late-night stroll and saw you laying down in bed while scrolling through Instagram still in your pajamas. You had not moved from that same spot he had left you in when he woke up that afternoon, he knew something was up. Especially after you just muttered a greeting and continued scrolling.

"What the matter my love?"

"Nothing. I'm just tired."

"Tired? You've been in bed all day. If you're tired take a nap in the soft, luscious sheets we have."

❥ And you just roll your eyes in a mix of sadness and annoyance. Not even laughing out a little 'shut up' at him or just ignoring him with a little smile. You just roll your eyes, ignore his little remark and pull the sheets up tighter around yourself

❥ You don't look like the other black women on the street, you look different. This isn't a secret; it's clearly not something you can hide. And do you know you're beautiful? Yes. But still sometimes there's a nagging little voice in the back of your mind.

❥ And Klaus hates that voice with every fiber of his being.

He'd sit down softly next to you and run a large hand over the curve of your side while you kept staring at the screen. Rubbing his hand up and down your side, fingers grazing over your back while you let out a soft sigh.

"I don't know Klaus. I just feel...weird today. Like, less than beautiful. Sometimes I feel like a circus act or something. Did you know that 1 in 17,000 people have albinism? Why did I have to be the one?"

❥ Wordlessly, he'd slowly urge you out of the bed and slowly bring you to the mirror.

"What do you see?"

"Is this a new trick? I see me."

❥ You'd be looking at him with confusion through the glass with a light eyebrow raised and your light eyes glancing through at him. He shakes his head, planting a smooch to your forehead.

"I see a rare beauty. I see a beauty I could search a thousand more life times searching the world for and never find. You can feel as insecure as you'd like but it changes nothing: you are beautiful. And you are far more than your albinism, and I love each part of your personality and appearance darling."

❥ It was simple words that ordinarily are just really cheesy. But that was all you needed before you felt much better

❥ There's a picture of you on Pinterest, Rebekah showed Klaus and he was beaming with pride because finally the rest of the world was appreciating your beauty

❥ He keeps his array of paintings of you slightly hidden. If you ask, he will show you. He keeps them in a different part of his art studio, a part of his studio that he keeps to himself like a part of his heart.

❥ Overall, Klaus adores you. Even if there are days when you don't see it, he always does. And Klaus will always let you know.

[oreo102]

I’m gonna ramble about gill!doctor and Whittaker!master bc I’m so incredibly understimulated and I wanna claw my skin off (autism is fun /s)

We already know that mandip gill could play a really good doctor bc of yaz’s whole doctorfication arc, and I imagine in this version grace probably wouldn’t have died so her, Graham and Ryan would be her companions (using 13’s run as kinda a skeleton bc I’m too tired to actually come up with anything fully original rn)

Whittaker!master I would introduce sooner than Dhawan!master, probably within her first season since I shameless ship these two characters in any form they take. I would probably tone down the cruelty a little bit, like Whittaker!master would still be insane and cruel but like… less? Idk, Im imagining smth super specific and can’t figure out a way to describe it.

She would be super flirty though, like every other sentence includes a pet name or flirty comment, also I want her to either be super smooth or a bumbling idiot with no inbetween, like in one scene she’s smooth as hell and in another she is stumbling over her words bc gill!doctor gave her a look or smth

Also at one point the two would have to work together for something, idk what.

I imagine gill!Doctor would be sorta similar to yaz and 13, like a mix of them both but with the alien-ness turned up to 11, like she talks to the tardis, and misuses like phrases bc it makes more sense to her the way she said it, and understands humans in the “I’ve been around them for multiple like probably thousands of years” but she also thinks humans evolved in a stupid way and that they like as a species kinda sucks

She’s probably more open than 13 is but not by much- like she’ll share small/inconsequential stuff about her life but anything more than that she refuses to speak about.

Her and Whittaker!master kiss at some point, maybe at the like climax of a really emotional episode

Whittaker!master mostly doesn’t fuck with the companions too bad, but one time she does kidnap Ryan bc she’s jealous

[evil-dsmpconfessions]

I'm sick but I need to fill my quota of Twinsduo rambling

What if they weren't twins. What if they were two kids Phil adopted separately but they both got so attached to eachother they decided "we're twins now"

What if after they stopped talking before Wilbur joined the dsmp they stopped calling each other twins.

What if Ghostbur still called Techno that, breaking his heart little by little

What if-

-Twinsduo anon

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