#*Target acquired*

[billycorn]

You think Lampent is unpopular in the PMD world?

[aeribbon]

target acquired | oscar piastri

summary; part two here the only thing more dangerous than your job is dating an f1 driver in secret and oh...! oscar is just trying to survive lando's gossip group chat

featuring; f1driver!oscar piastri x bau agent!f!reader

fc; yu jimin

warnings; english isn't my first language + not proof read YET !

an; requested here i tried lol i don't really know a lot about bau/fbi hope you like it !! i have my finals exams next week hurfezpIPFJ

navigation masterlist request

part two here

texts between lando, charles, carlos, george, ollie, pierre, max, alex → oscar

texts between oscar → you

instagram post

f1paddocktea - miami gp

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f1paddocktea a mysterious girl was seen arriving at the paddock with a part of oscar's team and then headed to the mclaren motorhome ! could this be oscar's girlfriend 💌 ? if you have any more info please send us an email.

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username she didn’t even look lost. first time in the paddock and she knew where to go. that’s suspicious

username someone said she flashed a badge at some haters. IS THIS A JOKE

username this is giving criminal minds x drive to survive crossover energy and i’m living for it

username she's the badass girl we all want to be omg

username she gave the vibes of someone who has disarmed a man before. with one hand. while texting.

username we have nothing on her. no tagged pics. no pap shots. no soft launch. WHO IS SHE ??

username for real though, never seen someone with zero to none presence online this is so suspicious.

anonymouswagupdates unconfirmed but someone from hospitality said she “doesn’t eat during cases” WHAT DOES THAT MEAN 😭

username i saw her. black boots, dark sunglasses, zero expression. that’s not a random plus one, that’s a mission...

texts between charles, george, ollie and lando

instagram post

kymillman - miami gp

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kymillman a first official appearance for oscar piastri and his girlfriend in the f1 paddock ahead of today's race !

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username DAMN

username nvm oscar i don't want you but YOUR GF ??

username never knew oscar had the game to pull of this beauty

username SO YOU’RE TELLING ME SHE’S BEEN IN THE PADDOCK THIS WHOLE TIME?? she's giving secret agent fr

landonorris what you know about that ?

oscarpiastri lando please behave

username she blinked and ferrari fumbled a strategy call. coincidence?? I THINK NOT.

username this explains the sudden confidence boost this season 😌

mclaren our driver’s safe and emotionally supported... and also heavily protected apparently

username she shows up and he wins once again ?? pls come to every race from now on

username YES PLEASE

georgerussell plot twist: oscar’s actually the emotional support boyfriend in this relationship

olliebearman be careful on your words with oscar she might come and get you

username i love how we are all acting as if she’s not here for the grid drama but she’s here to assess threat levels and kiss her man after podium.

username i meannnnnn

texts between lando, charles, carlos, george, ollie, pierre, max, alex → oscar

[phantomofinferno]

- TRANS SNUFF FILM VICTIM

a transharmed trans-id in which one feels that they should identify as/with a snuff film victim.

- TRANS SNUFF FILMER

a transharmful trans-id in which one feels that they should identify as/with a snuff film creator/filmer.

[mistressemmedi]

I'm cackling at them confirming lando missed out on a podium because Lewis was toying with him and cost him time. He ended up not being able to catch up to Charles (who drove tf out of that Ferrari) in the end. I held my breath cause I thought it was gonna be like last week where we were so close and then it slipped through our fingers.

Lewis saw that McLaren in his mirrors and activated like a sleeper agent

[cultofthewyrm]

by Juan Richard Feliz

[transingthoseformers]

I need someone random to lightly insult Megatron online and then you see Lugnut's user start typing, and boy does it feel like his scathing reply is going to be long

[catsurfavs]

HEAVY TF2 TUMMY ‼️‼️‼️

Did I pass?

[forcefeminizer-tennis-pussy]

@executioner-tennis-ball I heard you were in need of my services!

[bunnies-and-sunshine]

Cookies!

Naomi found where I hid the bunny cookie bag. I'm just glad that she has the manners not to jump up onto the coffee table to go after them! 😅

[inafieldofdaisies]

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target acquired pt2 | oscar piastri

summary; part one here the only thing more dangerous than your job is dating an f1 driver in secret and oh...! oscar is just trying to survive lando's gossip group chat

featuring; f1driver!oscar piastri x bau agent!f!reader

fc; yu jimin

warnings; english isn't my first language + not proof read YET !

an; if i ever make a tag list y'all would be interested to be in it ? btw i'm free from my exams in four days sooo i'll work on the requests i got !!

navigation masterlist request

oscarpiastri

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oscarpiastri enjoying the calm before montreal

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username the plushies. the matching energy. THE DOG. we’ve entered the domestic era

username not him soft-launching his gf via stuffed animals

pierregasly10 custom made plushies and a dog ??

kikagomes i mean have you seen her ?? my pretty girl deserves everything

yourusername (🔒) uhhh i love you, simba and magneto needs to meet for a dog date

lewishamilton magneto is the name of the dog ?? i'm dying of laughter

yourusername (🔒) why are they laughing at my dog's name ?? oscar i'm gonna dox them block them before its too late

yourusername (🔒) god forbid a woman is mourning magneto's death ?

landonorris you have every right yn i promise you 🙏❤️‍🩹

username HE'S SOOOO FINE

username yeah but he's off the market now

username the plushies are HAND SEWN. give me the gun

username stawwwp that's so romantic

f1paddocktea if a man posted a pic of me holding a dog and two plushies that look like us??? i’m framing it.

carlossainz55 you blinked in one of the pics. your gf is losing respect for your field awareness

yourusername (🔒) thank you for noticing carlos

texts between oscar → you

texts between lily, carmen and kaka → you

texts between lando → you and charles → you

texts between oscar → you

texts between lando, charles, carlos, george, kimi, pierre, max, alex → oscar

yourusername

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yourusername hopefully my superior won't know about this private account

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lilymhe sooooo cute

yourusername you are

carmenmmundt omg are federal agents not supposed to have social media accounts ?

yourusername nah i'm pretty sure im allowed but i'll never heard the end of it if my superior sees me all lovey dovey on instagram 🙉

oscarpiastri if only they knew

yourusername lets not oscar

landonorris can i also have the cute little thing to put it in my jeans ?

oscarpiastri are you in this relationship ?

yourusername i'll buy you one lando don't listen to him

landonorris lets me screenshot this and send it in the group chat i'm officially your favorite

yourbestfriend you're so pretty and his back is here ig

yourusername i knew i shouldn't have sacrificed that second slide for him

oscarpiastri you liarrrrrr

yourusername i am :/

alex_albon it feels illegal to be on this account rn

charles_leclerc LITERALLY

oscar leans against the doorway, arms crossed, watching you skim through your folder with that signature hyper-focused, agent face he pretends doesn’t make his heart beat like it’s lap 58.

''hey, profiler. you’re not allowed to analyze serial killers when I’m right here looking this good." he said as you looked up, amused but mostly unbothered. "you’re shirtless. that’s your only argument." he gasps, real dramatic.

''that might be the rudest thing anyone has ever said to me after a win." you close your folder slowly shifting your full attention on him now.

''fine what's your counteroffer ?'' oscar crosses the room in a few steps, flops beside you, and lets his head rest onto your shoulder with a sigh that sounds like it’s been waiting all weekend.

''i ask for kisses, ten uninterrupted minutes of cuddles or massage and absolutely no more mention of your work or any criminals you might have in mind right know". he listed in one breath, almost impatient to hear for what you're going to say next.

you set the file down on the nightstand, the edge of it still marked with your notes and scribbles from earlier. your boyfriend’s fingers brush yours as he shifts closer on the bed, one arm sliding around your waist with easy familiarity. the hotel room smells like him, vanilla soap, something clean with a touch of citrusy, a trace of champagne from the podium spray still in the air.

you lean into his chest, nose grazing the collarbone you pretend not to be obsessed with.

"we have a deal mister," you murmur, pressing a slow kiss to his jaw. "but after that, i do need to brief you on the psychological implications of what that red bull engineer said during the safety car."

he groans into your neck like you’ve just said the most offensive thing possible.

"nope. you're not allowed," oscar mumbles, arms tightening around you until you’re tangled in that warm, post-race kind of quiet. "i asked for no work talk. you’re just my hot girlfriend right now. not a federal agent. just a girl with cold feet and unfair cheekbones."

you laugh softly, the kind of sound that only escapes around him, the one who sees past all the walls and tactical layers.

"you love my cheekbones."

"i love all of you actually" he says, without hesitation. he tilts your chin up gently, gaze genuine in a way that makes your throat feel warm. "even the scary profiler parts. especially those" he finishes by laughing

you don’t say anything right away. you just melt into him a little more, arms circling his waist, anchoring yourself to the one place in your life that’s never asked you to be anything but exactly who you are. eyes closed, you smile like a secret.

"don’t tell the others," you whisper, "but you’re my softest case." your boyfriend's thumb brushes your cheek, gentle and sure. "and you are my safest place." he says, voice barely audible.

taglist ! @mrvlf1 @heather03565 @i-need-to-be-put-down @agiscool @fctnllvrs

[phantomofinferno]

-> PORNOPHILICDEPHILIA

a paraphilia in regards to the attraction to being shown pornography/pornographic content without your consent (or by extension, showing others pornographic content without their consent ).

emoji code: 💢📸

i do not condone non consensual behavior. please act with caution and consent. this is simply just a label for an attraction and not an excuse to harm others without their consent.

[watermel0ns-dumb-cringe]

target acquired based wip guys I'm not dead

[cultofthewyrm]

by BABOSAGY

[an-interview-with-j1janedoe]

what's happening now? Are you functioning?

[⚙️]-- " .. I am alive. in hiding as of now. Simply in the shadows. "

[autobotmedic]

@atlas-ordained

Please don't wear the hat. Optimus won't be able to see his face at all. :c

Which is very important, especially for seeing expressions.