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fucking incredible art by @chernozemm (full on ao3)
flawless (E) (35k) (1/5)
When Crowley had snaked himself across the bar top, half purring, half snarling for Aziraphale to live a little, this wasn’t exactly what he meant by it. Not exclusively, anyway. If there was a list of possibilities, it may have been on there somewhere; scrawled as a hasty afterthought, perhaps under a subheading of Things That Would Surely Never Actually Happen. But the sight of Aziraphale lying naked and debauched in the middle of his black satin sheets was not something he was about to hesitate over. (If there was a second list, one surreptitiously scribbled on a napkin in the dark corner of a crowded bar, it would be titled Things Crowley Had No Right To Crave As Much As He Did, and it would start and end with this single bullet point)
@goodomensafterdark
#zemm i'm still fucking eating this art i can't breathe#good omens#everyone: ''i want to see more morally evil/dubious crowley in fics!!''#*monkey paw curls*#good omens human au#gomens#ineffable husbands#aziraphale#crowley#aziracrow#chernozemm#flawless au#rat writes
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About the infamous Daima exchange:
I suppose it was meant to be a joke about how Goku, being too blunt // literal, gave an answer without really really thinking through the connotations or how it could be perceived (with him being dead TWICE, of course he wouldn't be "really involved" in the most literal sense of the word) and Panzy took it at face value.
I don't think it's a GOOD joke and I certainly think it could have worded better, but I'm willing to cut it some slack because:
1.) There's always certain lines in the animes and mangas of this franchise that contradict what we know about the characters, that get themselves contradicted by the characters acting like they always do.
2.) It’s nowhere near as character assassinating as the Super manga (The manga on which, if you're not Vegeta, your character will be virtually unrecognizable from what it was).
That’s what I thought too but yeah I’ll give it slack that’s it not as bad as dbs
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This is a sad hat.
This is a sad hat courtesy of... IHOP.
This food looks fine but as a promotion I gotta say there is nothing compelling here.
And I mean.
I gotta say.
If you're cross promoting something called "The Great Circle"
and your name is the "International House of Pancakes"
THERE IS A WORLD-FOODS THEMED PANCAKE CONCEPT
RIGHT
THERE.
But don't worry, just in case this didn't make enough sense:
This is apparently an IHOP Xbox and that pattern is supposed to be dripping syrup.
#it's actually my will to live draining out of my body#indiana jones#hats#i guess lucasfilm heard me complaining about 'just slapping the brand logo on anything back on SW ep7'#*monkey paw curls*#like. do pancake variations from the locations in the game or something! that would be fun! and asking too much thinking apparently!
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Well, well, well. Look who it is. 🕰️
#if you're wondering where this is from#it's a panel wip from an upcoming episode#so technically it's spoilers I guess#but what are you going to guess from just this?#she asks#and the monkey's paw curls#red post#nevermore webtoon#nevermore#nevermore webcomic#lenore vandernacht#lenore nevermore#rnf art
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better luck next time galatea
#the sillies#regain control of your mental health by drawing ship art of characters from a manga thats been irrelevant for 10 years#i should stop saying that#lest i inadvertently cause another dubious media adaptation to arise#monkey paw curls#galamiria my loves. you are both such weirdoes#galatea#miria#phantom miria#gods eye galatea#claymore#stillindigo art
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How would Optimus show affection to Blitzwing? And even better question, will he end up showing affection in your comics? Maybe we’ll get the ‘L’ word. ‘Love’ not ‘lesbians’!1!1!!
He does it in a very subtle way! Unlike Blitzwing his affection is more casual and doesn't really verbally express it all that much. Taking note of what Blitzwing likes and acting based on that.
(Wings isn't very used to non-sexual intimacy)
#Crispy answers#Blitzop#Blitzprime#Blitzwing#Optimus Prime#tfa#maccadam#transformers#For if they happen in comic: It's already happened. You just have to keep in mind these habits#And for the Love word. The monkey paw curls
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“Maybe you can even grant a wish in a couple hundred years”
Thinking about how Scarabs wish got sort of granted at the end
#‘Man I wish I could be wishmaster prismo is so ass at it’#toxic yaoi monkey paw curls and turns him into prismos housemaid/apprentice#prohibitedwish#scarab the god auditor#prismo the wishmaster#GET THIS CUNTY BUG OUTTA MY HEAD!!!#adventure time#fionna and cake#scarab#prismo
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Pete in NPMD
#Peter: I hope one day a girl will like me#Lords in Black: *monkey paw curls*#hatchetfield#starkid#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#peter spankoffski#hatchetverse
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#Doctor Who#The Reality War#Anita Benn#Fifteenth Doctor#DWedit#The Wedding of River Song#Day of the Daleks#Rogue#Eleventh Doctor#Third Doctor#Second Doctor#First Doctor#Steph de Whalley#Ncuti Gatwa#Matt Smith#Jon Pertwee#Patrick Troughton#William Hartnell#Jonathan Groff#New Who#Classic Who#Doctor Who continuity#Fifteen x Rogue#Doctor x Rogue#tw: flashing gif#spoilers#Doctor Who spoilers#DW spoilers#the monkey's paw curling when Gatwa says he wants Daleks in his finale story
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cursed with loving jayce talis too much in a fandom that absolutely refuses to treat him like a human being. cursed with loving jayce talis too much to humor the heinous boring compulsive heterobait created to retcon a decade of him being obsessed with the man of his dreams. the hardest battles are mine but we will ride again in s2
#arcane#jayce arcane#viktor arcane#jayvik#jayce talis#arcane lol#arcane meta#jayce league of legends#league of legends#arcane netflix#people would rather bootlick imperialists and meth peddlers than give jayce an ounce of attention#but the monkeys paw has curled ❤️
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DEFCON FOUR WE HAVE REACHED DEFCON FOUR PEOPLE THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!!! HEAD FOR THE BUNKERS!!!!
#WHAT DO YOU MEAN BUZZFEED KNOWS ABOUT MY BUDDIE BUZZFEED UNSOLVED AU#WHOSE FUCKING FAULT IS THIS#IS IT YOU RYAN I'LL BET IT'S YOU I'LL SNAP YOU LIKE A FUCKING GLO STICK!!!!#AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH#I'M FLEEING INTO THE WOODS NEVER TO BE FOUND AGAIN!!!!!#THANK GOD AT LEAST IT'S RATED T THANK FUCKING GOD OH FUCK OH THANK YOU JESUS CHRIST#I said 'I want to be a well known writer' and a finger on the monkey's paw FUCKING CURLED#someone take me out back and put me down like Old Yeller#DOES NOBODY HAVE MERCY IN THEIR HEARTS!?#edit: oh god oh god oh god I was just reminded what the last Buddie fic I wrote were#JUST HAD TO BE THE GIGANTIC WEREWOLVES RAILING EACH OTHER ONES DIDN'T IT#COULDN'T BE AAAAAANYTHING ELSE COULD IT#BUZZFEED INTERN I WILL FIND WHERE YOU SLEEP!!!!!
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On that note. I am my own greatest comedian.
#HANDS ON MY HEAD#THE MONKEY PAW WASNT EVEN CURLING NO MORE IT CLENCHED INTO A FIST AND PUNCHED MY STUPID ASS 😭#psmd playthrough#psmd spoilers
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I been writing a lot of Sunset's childhood for a fic and this is all I can think of the entire time lmao
#Sunset shimmer#your honor shes just baby#Sunset: Wow I love being your star pupil Queen Celestia!#Celestia: And I will never leave you little one :)#THE MONKEY PAW CURLS#meme#mlp#mlp fim#gen 4#writing stuff
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The fact that this was Italy's motivation to tell America about the mansion which led to the events of HetaOni is so. Isn't fate so cruel
#Italy: i want to be closer friends with the others!! (=ヮ=)೨#[monkey's paw curls]#this makes me so upset every time i remember it like. he just wanted some fun bonding time with the others and messed up directions#and now he's trapped in a torment nexus with no end in sight while knowing full well they're there because of him 😭😭#i mean it DID bring them closer but. at what cost#does he even remember he fucked up directions and told america it was east instead of north.#god i hope he doesn't he doesn't need that weighing on him on top of everything else#i do wonder how things would've turned out if they went to the regular ao oni mansion instead...#would the ao oni have the power to neutralize their immortality too except with no time looping so they'd just be dead for good.#or can it only kill regular people so they would've been fine and it would've been just another tuesday#much to think about#also sorry for hetaoniposting on italy (and romano)'s bday of all days but 😭😭 waugh#hws italy#hetaoni#hetalia
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A man and his god.
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Got around to binge the Loki series and honestly? Besides my beloved Rocket Raccoon, this might be my favorite Marvel media yet. Mister Mobius M. Mobius has a choke hold on my heart <3
#loki series#loki season 2#mobius m mobius#loki laufeyson#me: i love tragedies and characters being changed by love and ascension to godhood by characters considered unworthy by others#monkey's paw: curls#tagging this as#lokius#tho i'm not sure how shippy this piece is#art du chat
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I think Curly being fired a long with the rest of the crew even with the recommendation still invokes he did not get what he wanted through that.
Curly was feeling unfulfilled at work and in his career, yes. He was considering quitting along with sticking it out cause it’s what he’s known and feel secure in, even if not satisfied. You think getting fired would be a great thing for him, that’s a part of Jimmy’s scathing thought process and twisting of the cock pit conversation. However, the most important aspect is that Curly got to make that final decision for himself.
Curly does not get to decide if he’s actually ready to take that step and branch out and it likely worsened whatever was spinning in his head into a spiral because now he has to think of what he’s gonna do. It can’t wait and I believe his misplaced idea of Curly in telling the crew was his way of not invoking the same feeling within them. For him to be able to sit on it for months while they couldn’t, it was not fair the same way it isn’t fair to assume he would wanted that as an excuse to leave piloting.
It’s good to note that no one really got to fully choose what they wanted to do. Just a whole lot of reactions…. And inactions.
#a lot of major choices in pre crash sections are made for curly inadvertently in terms of having to act and while he should have#acted sooner it is not blaming anyone to say that most of his reactions stem from not being prepared to have his hand forced#and fumbling whatever he is moved towards ala Jimmy crashing the ship and Anya telling Jim#in the eval convo he clearly is just venting about what he MAY want to do and heavy on the may#he may just continue to settle and he may uproot#but in terms of choice he’s still pushed in directions rather than just simply choosing one and even when he does that it’s because someone#or thing has slammed a door in his face like every action of every character invokes a curl of the monkeys paw#not just curly and like I think of this as he def did not benefit from being fired#the woes of the artificial class divide companies establish between their workers#ur foreman is not living large like the executives he’s just makes 2 dollars more which is a lot and that’s scary but it’s certainly#not lavish or as secure as you think and I think when applied to the scene it is in full affect#mouthwashing#captain curly#mouthwashing game#curly mouthwashing
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