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stealingpotatoes · 6 months ago

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tried to tell my faithful eunuch Tucker that he was basically tumblr famous, but he was too focused on defending the homestead to care

#id add this to the main post (OVER 100K WHAT???) but its already too long so new post ig loll #adventures of normalgirl #self potes-trait #(for tooth context he had to have his teeth taken out a few months ago bc they were trying to kill him) (but hes fine now)#also i actually made a slight effort with the shakespearean this time instead of picking words by vibe <3 #lady normalgirl and her eunuch #10k #my doods #20k

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daniartonline · 5 months ago

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My boy, sweetest joy I’ve known ;-;

#epic the musical #epic the ithaca saga #epic odysseus #epic telemachus #telemachus #odysseus #the ithaca saga #the odyssey #the hands that cradled you are covered in blood #but they cradled me yes?#something about odysseus coming home after 20 years only to see men trying to kill his son #yeah I would’ve murked them all too #that’s his baby no one better touch him

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funtergeist · 10 days ago

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credit to @/thornrings for the idea

#spamton im watching your stream rn why you trying not to laugh thats disrespectful as hell #someone kill this guy.#spamton #spamton g spamton #tenna #spamtenna #deltarune #myart

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captainjonnitkessler · 2 years ago

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Sometimes I wish we would start calling out the performative radicalism on this site for the poser bullshit it is. "Remember, it's always morally correct to kill a cop!" "Don't forget to firebomb your local government office!" "Wow, it sure would be a shame if these instructions on how to make a molotov cocktail got spread around!"

Okay. But you're not killing cops or firebombing government offices. You are posting on a dying microblogging website to a carefully-curated echo chamber that has radicalized itself into thinking that taking the absolute most extreme position on any subject is praxis but that anyone discussing the most practical way to effect actual change is your sworn enemy. You do not have the street cred OR the activist cred to be talking about killing cops, babe.

#thinking about the person i saw saying that if you're at a protest #and other protesters try to stop you from becoming violent you should just kill them bc 'peace police are still police'#even taken as hyperbole that's simply dumb as shit on every conceivable level #it's also pretty blatantly hypocritical coming from people who are usually self-avowed prison/death penalty abolitionists #like i'm sorry but you don't get to be a death penalty abolitionist and also call for the death of your political enemies online #this isn't a major issue or anything i'm just bored and annoyed

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marblegroves · 2 months ago

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The Accolade (life series ver.)

#doodlegroves #trafficblr #traffic series #traffic smp #life series #life series smp #grian #grian fanart #grianmc #goodtimeswithscar #goodtimeswithscar fanart #gtwscar #gtws fanart #girl this killed me #i died making this 🧍‍♂️#you can tell when i stopped trying to emulate the painting style of the original painting #and just went with how i usually render things lmaooooo

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humming-fly · 7 months ago

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I love how Gerald was trying to keep Shadow from spoiling anything about the future meanwhile literally everything Shadow says and does around Maria is the biggest death flag ever

#in fairness i’m sure both past robotniks just assumed her illness would be what killed her h a #sxsg #sxsg spoilers #sonic x shadow generations #shadow the hedgehog #maria robotnik #ark siblings #sonic #comic #my art #doodles #so this was pretty much entirely done 24 hours ago #but ironically was distracted from posting earlier by playing sxsg #and then watching snapcube play it cause her delight is addicting #i’m missing 2 chests and 2 bolts and I wanna see if I can pull it off without a guide haha #anyways now I’m thinking about the fact that maria and gerald probably went back to their time assuming maria would die of her sickness #and how that would change their respective behaviors #i bet gerald would be holding out that maria would still live a bit longer #just cause shadow inadvertently revealed he’s from at least 50 years in the future due to having met black doom before #(which rewatching cutscenes to remember this quote he Did try to play off a little bit with some sort of #‘oh what do you think the alien squid meant by ’this time i’ll beat you’ that’s so crazy’ comment)#so hey maybe it wasn’t a perfect cure but she managed to live another 10-20 years at least?#all the more reason to press harder surely!#meanwhile maria is coming to terms with her mortality at age 14 or whatever she is #frankly I bet she came to terms with it long ago the way she seems to be written #okay back to snapcube

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linkeduniverse · 19 days ago

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North East Basement 1 <<Previous Next>> (coming soon)

ComicArchive / About / Linktree

#linkeduniverse #what could he be getting at with such a question?#He CAN appreciate that humor…just not when he's trying to have a serious conversation #it killed me to draw boarblins ugly. Theyr soooo cute in LA and EoW

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hinamie · 8 months ago

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trick or treat!

#my art #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen fanart #yuji itadori #fushiguro megumi #nobara kugisaki #maki zenin #yuta okkotsu #inumaki toge #jjk spoilers #jjk manga spoilers #u could argue that the spoilers r hidden by the costumes but idw take my chances #i havent posted art in a billion years i feel like a fraud and i am going to get a bad grade in tumblr dot com #so i am posting these early idc anymore #i still have probably one more halloween draws i plan on posting but im cracking i want these out of my drafts Now #these KILLED ME #i miss drawing fast i miss it so badddddd #dont get me wrong the costume design ws so fun i loved it but god did it take ages #but on the bright side. yuuji in a toga.#on another bright side. little devil nobara n cowgirl maki #on yet anotHER bright side. eldritch horror pandachu #these costumes eat if i do say so myself ghjsdfkgjf undead inuokko makes me so happy also they r so cute #not to mention megumi in his gay little hat god i made itfs so obnoxiously flirty in this #remember when i said the timeskip art ws the least heterosexual group photo i've ever drawn i take it back #theyre disgusting . save nobara episode 356325746732 #anyway happy 10 days early halloween <3 #i will try to not take a whole week to finish the last piece(s)

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juice-enjoyer · 21 days ago

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i really enjoyed chapter 4...kris nation rise up

#my art #fan art #deltarune #deltarune spoilers #deltarune chapter 4 #chapter four was LONG but SO SO SO SO good. i cant wait to see what all the theoryheads have to say tbh #i really wanna draw kris being shy about the knife w/ susie lmfao #i have SOOOO many questions god #my conclusions re:kris though are #they're working with the knight+whoever else to try and get rid of the player/soul #and *are* malicious but kind of out of necessity #and the last line of chapter 4 makes me think that kris has doubts #and that the prophecy includes kris betraying/hurting/killing(?) either susie or ralsei #sacrificing ralsei maybe? i dunno. it's impossible to say tbh.#GAH. i think they made a promise to dess tbh. dunno. so much guessing #kris dreemurr #kris dreemur fanart #deltarune kris #deltarune fanart #deltarune art #500 #1k #2k #3k #4k #5k

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stardella · 1 month ago

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Does Eggman know about the kid yet?

Well NOW he does..

#“Jfc there’s three of them now” -ivo probably #dw he’s not gonna try to kill their baby or anything #more like if their kids meet up they just stare daggers at each other while the girls are having fun #astra the hedgehog #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #sonadow #dr eggman #ivo robotnik #sage robotnik #my art #fanart

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aznisure · 2 months ago

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for @zorangezest ‘s dtiys (full page under cut)

suits always make me think of silly stock images……

#zorangedtiys #pov your crazy horrible coworkers who r trying to kill each other(and their boss) and Soundwave #fanart #my art #art #transformers #maccadams #starscream #soundwave #shockwave #transformers fanart #tf g1 #transformers g1 #artists on tumblr

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causetheturtle · 7 months ago

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Very proud of Joel and what he has achieved but also we’ve got to give some major props to Gem for doing what no one else has been able to do and keeping that man away from his own self-destructive tendencies and his propensity towards insanity

#and also Lizzie for telling him to not try and kill Scott cause that always goes terribly for him #thank you gem for keeping him calm and watching him speed bridge once a week for two months #wild life #wild life smp #trafficblr #joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans #geminitay #mcyt

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ruushes · 7 months ago

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