#-sam

[schadenfreudich]

there is something so weird about being loveless and caring about someone

[vivs-yaps]

Me when ,,when:

[lovestruck-mutt]

Hey chat. So I'm fucking cooked

[love-me-love-my-weirdness]

Ash has gone on break so we're stumbling through. It's fricking weird.

[misty-zzz]

hi

*eats ur teeth* can

i eat your teeth?

you alreay ate the teeth...

[mail-me-a-snail]

he's free now

[desire-mona]

id tag game changer spoilers but what does that even mean at this point

[teaboot]

We gotta stop aiming for unique and interesting baby names we gotta start naming every single infant straight-shot middle-of-the-road ass popular common unisex names like Alex and Sam. By the end of 2031 I wanna see 100% of kindergarten children named either Alex or Sam and you know what, let’s make ‘em all Smiths and Johnsons, too. In an age of digital tracking give your baby the gift of total functional anonymity within the panopticon

[mulligans-tavern]

"60-70,000 geese" is the new "i found 100,000 dollars"

[schadenfreudich]

You know what I think is ridiculous? That the fucking god of love in our system can accept me being loveless better than regular ass people. His entire being is based on being love, but he never said "love doesn't have to be romantic" when I said I'm loveless.

But regular people seem to have a real problem with that. Don't fucking call yourself an ally to aros if you can't let loveless aros exist without having to tell them that love doesn't have to romantic. I know, I don't experience those kinds of love either.

[vivs-yaps]

I miss ricky 😞😞😞

[lovestruck-mutt]

Google how to grow a cock

[tiredandoptimistic]

Nothing hits like "romantic couple and a third guy who's not dating either of them but is definitely a part of this dynamic"

[candyfangzz]

What it’s like when you and the gang are in different fandoms

[cosmicretreat]

Bruce Campbell, his dad, and his body doubles on the set of Army of Darkness (1992)