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#more snape selfship art sorry guys#I MISS HIM DUDE#i hate the floor#severus#severus snape#snape#pro severus snape#pro snape#professor snape#snape fandom#young snape#half blood prince#snape x oc#snape x reader#fanart#hp fanart#hp fandom#self ship#oc x cc#oc x canon#farts#sorry for all the tags#jk im not sorry#giggles#I MEANT TO WRITE ANOTATE AAAAAA
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Hyde….Gay? Homosexual? Kissing men? Having sex? being a slut?
Sorry that isn’t canon I’m sure he would never ever be a slut it’s Jekyll and Hyde not Jekyll and the hoe
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sorry for the person i am going to become tomorrow night🤭
#jk im not sorry#so excited aaaahhh#nothing i need is fr going to be sooo good#music save me save me music#i WILL be staying up until release and then likely an ungodly hour after that😭🤭#even tho i have a class first thing in the morning#it’s fineee
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❝ you might need to take a second test. ❞
#altarfates#crack comms.#im sorry ray i had to#jk im not sorry#ily tho. my scrunkly. this is what u get for lying to me
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cats for international lesbian day because i heard you guys like pussy
#alolan did a draw#traditional drawing#artists on tumblr#lesbian#cute cats#cats#cat paws …. call them lesbeans#im sorry for all the bad jokes#jk im not sorry#suffer
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i want to learn how to use a bow and arrow really well so i can be an aro-ace arrow ace
#im sorry#for the pun#jk im not sorry#lgbtq#pride#lgbtqia+#lgbtqia#lgbt#lgbt+#arospec#aroace#aromantic#asexual#bow and arrow
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i apologise in advance for the person I will become when lis double exposure comes out
#jk im not sorry#welcome back max caulfield#literally gasped out loud when I heard the news#im so excited let’s gooo#life is strange#max caulfield
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dont call me "good boy" ill cum or cry
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sorry for reblogging every post in the shadowheart tag..
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reference for 3 of my new dnd charicter. im sorry i must keep making more.
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the prince of starkhaven
#sebastian vael#dragon age#da2#dragon age 2#rip to the vaels. must be turning in their graves while their stupidest son/brother rules starkhaven#jk im sorry hes so dear to me
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I have so many focs in my likes I need to catch up on and rb this weekend so if I spam rb fics sorry in advance
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PLEASE elaborate on the version of knight!vi where reader is asking her to show her how “the matters of the bedroom work” PLEASE. you would genuinely have my soul i beg
also adore your fics have the best day!!!
hnnnnghhhh okay okay okay okay i am def gonna write more in the knight!vi universe but like -- +18, mdni, vi-shaped and also very historically inaccurate

knight!vi who gets assigned to be your personal protection by your father, the king, bc he doesn't trust any of the other knights, who are all "young men of a certain elk", and he doesn't think to consider the fact that you might not be interested at all in young men at all, regardless of their "elk".
vi though -- you've always had your eye on her, the way her body is so sculpted, the way that she can keep up with any of the "young men" in question, in the mess hall, drinking and laughing and making dirty jokes. and sure, she tries to be respectful, but you see the way she watches you too, her eyes lingering on the bend of your corseted waist just a beat too long to be totally innocent, the way her eyes go wide when you catch her, the way her cheeks flush and she tries to look like she wasn't just staring every time you meet her gaze.
knight!vi who could swear that you'll be the death of her, with the way you court trouble, and its nearly all she can do to keep you from being discovered by the king, pleading with you when you try to sneak out for the nth time that month, her fingers clasped around your wrist, trying not to think about how soft your skin feels compared to hers.
"oh come now, vi... it's not like i'm doing anything bad..." you say, and the way your voice drags over the word "bad" makes her want to jump into a pit of venomous snakes -- it'd be less perilous than the traitorous thundering of her heart, or the way her stomach clenches at the sensual sweep of your lashes as you bat your lids at her.
"princess," she says, trying to keep the exasperation out of her voice, "you know the king --"
"what my father --" you say, raising your voice slightly as you flounce back to your mirror and resume brushing out your hair, "doesn't know won't hurt him," you finish, resolutely setting down your gem-encrusted brush. it's a beautiful thing, glittering in the flickering candle-light. vi's eyes linger on it, wondering how many families it could feed for the winter if it were sold at market.
she swallows around a soft sigh.
you shoot her a triumphant little grin, knowing you've won.
"so -- are you coming, or not?"
knight!vi who starts to relax around you after a while, who tells herself that it's harmless, the charming banter, the careless little quips, the way you lean into her touch for comfort -- she tells herself that she's just upholding her sacred oath -- she is duty bound to protect you, to do well by you, and to keep your best interests at heart. and isn't that what she's doing? and if that includes offering you a hand to hold when you need it, a shoulder to cry on when you're frustrated with your father's growing impatience for you to marry then --
so be it.
knight!vi who overhears you one night, your pitched whimpers and bitten-off moans almost unmistakable (because she'd be lying if she hadn't found herself imagining what you must sound like); she moves as if in slow motion, her limbs shifting without much thought from her -- she watches herself almost from outside of herself as she pushes into your chambers and finds you -- your skin glistening in the dim candle-light, one of your hand fisted in the silken sheets of your bed, the other shoved between your thighs, your hips rocking down --
"princess --?" her voice comes out hoarse, and you gasp, scrambling back up the bed, eyes wide, but the moment you see her, you swallow, letting out a tiny whine.
"v-vi --"
vi nearly crumples, her knees going weak (what she wouldn't do to hear you moan her name like that again, and again, to be the one kissing it from your lips, to work you open over her fingers till her name is the only one you can remember --)
"oh -- fuck -- apologies, princess -- i -- i didn't mean --" she tries to spin around, her cheeks burning as she realizes what she's doing, what she'd walked in on.
you clear your throat delicately; there's a soft shuffling of sheets.
"i -- well, there's no use being coy about it now, i suppose..." you say, your voice flippant, though vi can hear the subtle shake beneath your words. she squeezes her eyes shut once and takes a breath.
"no, princess -- it was inappropriate of me to -- interrupt --" she turns and drops to one knee, her head lowered.
"oh stop it --" you huff, and you sound so petulant that she looks up, only to find you sitting up, your hair a mermaid tangle falling over your shoulders, your skin glistening in the dim half-light. you look nothing short of ethereal.
"princess..."
you bite your lips, looking suddenly bashful, glancing at her before your eyes fall back onto your lap. you start to pick at an invisible loose thread in your silken sheets.
"i -- i thought that since... my father's so dead set on marrying me off... i might as well --" you swallow, waving a flippant hand, though the way your voice trembles leaves vi soft and breathless.
"might as well..." she repeats, letting her voice trail off as she takes a hesitant step forward. you make a face, cheeks burnished beneath the flickering candlelight.
"no one talks to you about this --" you wave your hand again, casting about for the right word, but finding none, you shrug, "stuff."
vi lets out an incredulous laugh, though she manages to pass it off as a cough as you shoot her a half-hearted glare.
"none of your tutors ever..." vi asks.
you roll your eyes, "you really think my royal tutors are going to teach me about the what happens in the marriage chambers?" you slump back into your fortress of pillows, "i know less about sex than the common milkmaid."
vi sighs, carefully perching on the edge of your bed. a part of her is thankful that she'd chosen to forego her heavy armor in favor of a lighter leather tunic. she props her elbows on her knees, legs spread, and tries to think.
"i'm sure it's not as bad as you --"
"how on earth am i to pleasure a -- a man if i can't even pleasure m-myself?" you sound pained, exasperated. vi purses her lips, heat crawling up the back of her neck as a truly terrible idea slithers into her mind. it coils her gut and tangles at her heartstrings. it makes her mouth water and her throat squeeze.
"well --" she says, her words halting, "i don't know much about men..." she keeps her voice as steady as she can, her gaze fixed on a middling point, her entire body angled away from you as if she could will this idea away even as the words tease passed her traitorous lips --
"but i do know a few things about pleasuring women."
knight!vi who no longer wonders if you'll be the end of her because now she knows -- now she knows how you look, your body arched over your silken linens, how you sound when you gasp in pleasure, how your lashes flutter seconds before you come undone around her fingers, your breath heaving from your chest, your eyes unfocused, glazed over with want as your fingers search her out.
"there... easy, princess..." vi soothes as you soften into the tangle of pillows and rucked up sheets.
you let out a breathy little laugh, blowing a strand of hair from your face. you look radiant, spring-kissed and flower-strewn and vi has fought against warriors three times her size but somehow, it's still the hardest thing she's ever done, pulling away from you --
"well," you say, pushing up onto your elbows and cocking your head at her, your doe-eyes dark and wide, "i think that does it."
vi frowns, watching you. you offer her a corner of your bedsheets to wipe her fingers, she stares for a whole three seconds before she realizes what you're doing and hastily shakes her head. you flash her a lopsided little grin before dropping it.
"that does... what, exactly?" she's almost afraid to ask, and under any other circumstance, she might've been stripped of her rank for speaking so informally to you, but given that it isn't under any other circumstance (and she's still got your juices dripping down her wrist) --
"i shall tell my father that i no longer wish to be wed."
"what?" vi gapes.
you tug down your nightgown with neat, prim little movements, tucking your feet underneath you as if your thighs hadn't been wrapped around her forearm just minutes ago.
"you've proven to me something that i've suspected for a long while but --" you sigh, reaching for your water glass. vi makes a short, abortive movement towards it before thinking the better of it and keeping still. you take a small, contemplative sip of water, "well, it's not exactly orthodox, but there's no use lying to papa about it."
vi frowns, her heartbeat quickening in her chest as she blinks at you.
"which is...?" she hedges.
you stare at her, almost expectant as you flutter your fingers through the air.
"that i could never be satisfied by a man, because... i simply don't seem inclined towards them that way."
vi licks at her suddenly very dry lips.
"highness, i'm not certain that's how political marriages work."
you roll your eyes, "oh highness, now, am i?"
vi flushes, her eyes downcast.
you scoff, "no, i'm perfectly well aware of how political marriages work, my most loyal knight," you tick your tongue over her title and she almost winces, but she glances up to find you grinning, that self-same lopsided little thing, sharp as daggers, sharp as the first thin crescent of a waxing moon.
"but. i refuse to be married to someone a don't love, and seeing as i could never love a man, i'm afraid the only answer is for me to never be wed."
again, vi frowns. "but... the throne --"
"will come to me when my father dies."
"no woman's ever ruled without anyone by her side before."
your grin stretches and stretches, and for the first time in a long while, vi remembers that you are most definitely your father's daughter.
"i never said i'd be alone."
vi gulps, "then... who'll you have?"
you flick a strand of hair from your bare, light-kissed shoulder.
"i'll have you."
#⛈ monsoon season#vi x reader#arcane#JK THIS IS NOT 10K WORDS its 10k characters im just dumb its fuckign 2k words im so sorry for the jumpscare#arcane x reader#vi x you#arcane x you#vi arcane#violet arcane#vi smut#arcane smut#vi x reader smut#arcane x reader smut#brother oh mmyyyy goodddddd#knight!vi
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* theyre EVERYTHING to me . lozer ipad kid and the dad that stepped up
#fairly oddparents#fairly oddparents a new wish#fop#fop a new wish#fop fanart#dev dimmadome#peri fairywinkle cosma#phinz art#sorry i had to sneak in the tranzfem dev agenda jk im not sorry i will speak my truth and u will hear it
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It means so much when you realize that Soma is o!Ciel’s first real friend.
When our earl was a little kid, he was sheltered due to his asthma, which prevented him to make genuine social connections beyond his familial ones.
Even with his brother by his side, there was still a sense of isolation, like the world around him, intentionally or not, kept pushing him to the side. He was present, but never quite part of things.
And then, after the tragedy, when he returns under his brother’s name, things become even more complicated. Elizabeth still loves him deeply and tends to him with all the care in the world, but she doesn’t realize he isn’t truly Ciel. That unspoken truth becomes an invisible barrier between them.
Even in her affection, he’s alone, carrying a secret that keeps him at a distance from the only people left who still care for him.
Then there are the servants, utterly loyal, unwavering in their devotion. Their respect for our earl goes above and beyond, but it isn’t friendship. Their bond is bound by the roles they play. They serve him not out of companionship, but because they feel indebted to him—because they owe him their lives. That sense of duty creates another kind of distance.
But Prince Soma is a different case, he was a wildcard in o!Ciel's life. He didn’t tiptoe around the earl’s walls; he barged right through them. Uninvited and unstoppable, Soma didn’t just enter o!Ciel’s home, he settled in, pulling him into a rhythm that felt disarmingly normal.
He annoyed his way into o!Ciel's life, treating him like the kid he was, falling into playfull rythms and a routine that contrasted o!Ciel's usual darkness.
In a life shaped by shadows, Soma became a burst of color the earl never saw coming.
Soma doesn't owe o!Ciel his life, he didn't stick by because of his title or name either. He simply befriended the earl because o!Ciel challenged him, inspired him, gave him a different lens through which to see the world.
Through their clashes and contrasts, Soma grew, not because he was forced to, but because their dynamic naturally pushed him to mature.
The prince is probably the first person in o!Ciel's entire life that considered him a friend, a best friend. Our earl, once a quiet, sheltered boy, so unsure of his own worth that he felt the need to live behind someone else’s name, somehow gained a friend simply by being himself.
No masks, no manipulation, just the reluctant honesty that came from being seen and chosen anyway.
o!Ciel could be harsh, distant, even cruel: pushing people away again and again. But Soma didn’t give up. He kept showing up, kept breaking through the walls, because he saw who o!Ciel truly was beneath it all, and he genuinely cared.
And what makes this so soft is how the earl grew so accustomed to the prince's antics.
He got used to playing games with him the way friends do: competitive, yet always teasing and playful.
He got used to getting embraced (even though he despises physical touch, he slowly accepted and allowed this affection from the prince.)
It's so important to highlight the safety he feels around Soma, even when he's all over his personal space. The prince isn't just anybody anymore, he became someone the earl grew familiar and comfortable around.
That kind of vulnerability isn’t in his nature. But beneath the pride and distance, there’s a quiet care that runs deep. It’s subtle and unspoken, born from a platonic bond that means more than words can express.
Before Soma, o!Ciel had never truly known what it meant to have a friend of his own.
And that’s why the fact that r!Ciel deliberately jeopardized that friendship, by killing Agni and making Soma believe it was our earl’s doing, showing us how this act was made to knock o!Ciel off his feet and shake the fragile bonds he’d built.
r!Ciel’s possessiveness over our earl runs deeper than mere jealousy, it’s rooted in an intense, almost pathological need for control. It’s as if he can’t tolerate the idea of o!Ciel forming bonds outside of himself, because those connections threaten his fragile sense of identity and power.
But I’m sure that if Soma could weather o!Ciel’s calculated, harsh, and sometimes manipulative moments, he’ll still find a way to come around, and stand by his best friend.
For true friendship is not the absence of flaws, but the quiet courage to remain, even when shadows fall.
#i talk about them so much on my blog#im sorry#jk im not#prince soma#ciel phantomhive#black butler#sebastian michaelis#kuroshitsuji manga#black butler manga#yana toboso#meta
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getting in that spooky spirit
#ive had this on my mind for a while#and what better time to make it reality than octobor first#these stupid little skeletons for things that Should Not Have Skeletons fascinate me so much#we need more of them and they should all be wildly incorrect#i was too lazy to draw n in the second panel hes just offscreen#swapped his hand for one with a tissue to wipe his tears away#like how beau did it#just pretend i drew that part the gags much funnier with that#as it turns out you can avoid the artstyle crisis by simply Not Caring. proving effective so far#art#murder drones#murder drones uzi#uzi doorman#accidentally put that as a tag on the last one without thinking about it and im keeping it#sorry tag haters jk no im not#murder drones n#serial designation n#theyre in like an abandoned mall or something i dunno figure it out
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