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Young adults Michael and Shroud getting drunk.
Their both lightweight.
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#They've had this argument many times#sober or not#Finley and Foolish Jr. can't get drunk#they're literally totems brought to life#Finley likes how alcohol tingles in her mouth#Foolish Jr. is just here for the vibes#...and the bet#he made a bet that Michael was a cuddly drunk#turns out he was wrong#dsmp#dream smp#dsmp fanart#dsmp michael#dsmp shroud#dsmp finley#dsmp foolish jr#kotton draws
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hey... don't cry.... tesla recall for most cybertrucks, okay? >46,000 vehicles affected <3
#i watch the stock price like a dog watching a squirrel#my jaws ache with the sheer and unholy desire to devour#<3 it's sitting around 235 last i checked <3 it was over 400 in december#<3 peace and love on planet earth#we should really all start a community bet on when we can get that number <140.#i think april 23.#<3 with ur help all things are possible :)
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but what if i read one of your fanfics and then went to your ao3 account and read all of your fanfics and left a comment on every single chapter of every single one and you got spam emails from all of my kudos and comments and it made you smile, what then? what if i brighten your day with my words like you did mine, what then???
#ao3#fanfic#fanfiction#archive of our own#kudos#comments are better than kudos#imo#what then#huh#what would you do then#i bet you'd fall in love with me#WHAT THEN HUH#THEN I EMBRACE YOU TENDERLY IN YOUR ARMS AND BECOME YOUR BETA READER AND WE LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER AS QPRs
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thinking about when my professor told me how the boards of companies/orgs/etc. will sometimes hire on a CEO/whatever who they know will basically take a chainsaw to existing infrastructure, let them fuck as much shit up as possible, and then promptly fire them as soon as they've accomplished what the board wanted them to do. then they can point the finger at that guy & look like they're the heroes and the problem is resolved because he's gone now. and they still get to keep all the changes they wanted that nobody else did.
anyway I think it's fun and all to watch the two most divorced men on the planet publicly divorce each other. and also. maybe keep that in mind, is all.
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The hand that feeds
#deltarune#deltarune spoilers#kris dreemurr#kris deltarune#susie deltarune#weird route#bet you though I only draw Crack ships... tch...
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this is their foreplay
#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverine#wade wilson#logan howlett#poolverine#deadclaws#my art#im so sorry this is so stupid#i bet ur ass they probably like doing this to each other for fun#whats the worst that can happen?
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I do wanna address what's happening right now outside of the building. There are ruthless attacks that are creating fear and chaos in our communities in the name of law and order. Trump is using military forces to stop a protest — and I want y'all to consider what kind of government it appears to be when every time we exercise our democratic right to protest, the military is deployed against us. What type of government is that? People are being swept up and torn from their families. I feel it's my responsibility, as an artist, to use this moment to speak up for all oppressed people, For Black people, for Latino people, for trans people, for the people in Gaza. We all deserve to live in hope and not in fear. I hope that we stand together, my brothers and my sisters, against hate and we protest against it.
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if you're aware of the Vulture article on Neil Gaiman, there's not much i can add; if you aren't and you go looking, my only advice is that if you hit a point where you're wondering if you should bail, do so, because the details of his behavior only get more vile as it goes along.
however, one thing i WILL say is to be on the lookout for smear campaigns against the sources and/or the journalist, Lila Shapiro, in the coming weeks and months. i cannot stress enough how brave this article is. if there's one thing more hazardous to your reputation than blowing up a rich and influential serial predator in the entertainment industry, it's making the church of scientology look bad, and she's managed to do both in one stroke. remember Lila Shapiro's name, and be extremely skeptical if it suddenly turns up later this year as the target of some slimy allegation.
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(reblogs are enabled again for the time being; please try to behave yourselves. this post is a heads-up, not an open mic night for your tangential hot takes or your personal feelings about gaiman's work. furthermore, tumblr's resident TERF circle-jerk is disrespectfully invited to piss off and take a long walk off a short fucking dock.)
#lila shapiro#neil gaiman#if you're wondering why it took so long for a thorough and well-sourced article to come out: the publication's lawyers had to sign off.#and you'd better bet that in an article where two sources had to break NDAs and prominent scientologists get sideswiped in passing#there's a *bunch* they had to leave out and what remains is carefully selected to be airtight and bulletproof.
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Board games with uncle Sukuna :)
They are taking this thing seriously, already take the cards out of the game
#Isn’t this what we should buy in the children’s section? Please don’t invite us again!#There is a betting game that can do with the ouija#I strongly recommend that you do not lol#This is something that Sukuna would do. Entertainment for himself instead of taking care of his nephew#I love the “what am I doing here” face of little Yuuji <3#art#fanart#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#yuuji itadori#yuji itadori#sukuna ryomen#ryoumen sukuna#honneydraws ⊹⃬۫🍜̸᩠໋࣪꣹۫
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All this about not getting to see John Lennon on twitter but I think the real tragedy is that Freddie Mercury never had an instagram




#freddie mercury#i bet he'd post a lot of cat pictures too#and like pretty nature shots and sunsets and things
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meet the bayverse
#the more I get into transformers media the funnier the bayverse gets#bayverse optimus vs the deceptions in any continuity#which of the deceptions die first start placing your bets#transformers#maccadam#megatron#optimus prime#soundwave#starscream#shockwave#tf art#current objective: SURVIVE#zorangetf
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[Tim and Jason watching Dick as he fakes his death for a mission]
Tim: Man, he really is peak pretty boy
Jason: Right? Like, stop serving while you’re dying. It’s disrespectful.
Tim: For real, like, at least YOU had your priorities straight.
Jason: Exactly, I—
Jason:
Jason: Now hold up just a second—
Tim: I mean, you looked like shit when you died
Jason: THE FUCK, TIM????
#ten seconds later:#Tim: *running for his life* I THOUGHT DEATH JOKES WERE FINE NOW#Jason: ONLY IF YOU CAN BACK IT THE FUCK UP#Tim: bet#ten minutes later:#Tim: see????? fuckin’ told you#Jason: damn okay I guess#Jason: hang on how did you get these pictures#Tim: I thought we were past this#incorrect quotes#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#batfam#I should probably stop putting so much content in my tags#but it’s just too much fun
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This was after he blew up all of the Leagues tech.
#dc comics#batfamily#batfam#batman#tim drake#robin#red robin#league of assassins#ra's al ghul#i bet he had the most obnoxious grin on his face as he said that#“computer trouble?”#as if he didn't just blow up centuries worth of work#he's such a menace#i adore him#he's even got a little bounce in his step#comic panels
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legal disclaimer that I'm not saying we should execute CEOs in the street, but what if we doxxed them. what if we plastered their names and faces all over social media. what if we made them nervous to go out in public for fear of actually experiencing a single consequence for their actions. what if we built a culture where CEOs get regularly bitch-slapped in the street is what I'm saying
#what do u want to bet that would affect their definition of 'acceptable business practices and standards'#remember that guy who just straight up punched trump in the face? yeah more of that
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I hope they danced in the bar as young adults, not stressing over the revolution, just living it up
#my art#sketchy sketch#arcane#arcane spoilers#arcane season 2#arcane season 2 spoilers#i guess#young silco#young vander#silco#vander#zaundads#vanco#I just ghhhh I jhust need them to be isd okin love in love they are#in every universe#the toxicity levels varies#i bet vander can only slowdance#and silco learned everything from felicia
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