#...block me

[i-love-my-stoner-girlfriend]

Hey. Everything's going to be ok and I love you

Awww I love you too

You said this and then my dog tag fell off

[oldmanpusspuss]

I still think its the funniest shit ever that when I used to volunteer at planned parenthood every week even though I walked past mostly the same protesters every single time they were begging me not to get an abortion theres other options yadda yadda. Like meemaw you see me here every week. They call me abortions georg because I get another one every Monday at 8am

[drumlincountry]

Why do they even make apps for ADHD. You want me to use my 24/7 handheld immediate distraction device? To manage my 'gets distracted too easily' disorder? Ooooh we developed the perfect tool for managing your anemia. Its hosted in Dracula's castle. 👍

[jammboe]

Pangaea miku

[gunpowdercarousel]

I don't need therapy I need rabid gay people freaking out in my inbox

[salamispots]

it got turned into a 17" x14" pillow instead haha

[aurora-the-kunoichi]

[ducktracy]

sharing a very sage bit of advice from The Simpsons' own John Swartzwelder that i've been trying to hamper down in my writing and drawing alike. let your inner crappy little elf do his worst

[irnhero]

if i see one more article, post, or news anchor talking about how joe biden is old, i'm putting my fist through a window. i feel like i've gone through the fucking looking glass.

this is project 2025, trump's plan for what he'll do if elected. whatever you think is in there, it's worse. watch a breakdown of the highlights here. this man wants to unravel the fabric of our democracy for good - this all aside from his vitriolic hatred of poc, his determination to start ww3, and the fact that he can't string a sentence together without telling outrageous and easily verifiable lies. his administration will start their crusade to exterminate trans people on day one, and they won't stop there.

do not talk to me about how joe biden is old, as if that could ever matter to me more than my life or the lives of my friends and family. my little sister is 14, she's trans, and i don't know what to tell her when we talk about politics, because one of these people wants her dead and the other one is old and some of you are still acting like those problems are equals.

i can't fucking stand this. i'm not hearing it this time, we are not repeating 2016. refusing to vote is not an act of protest, it is an act of complacency, and our most vulnerable will suffer for your negligence. vote like your life depends on it, because for some of us, it really fucking does.

[nudibro]

This audio has been stuck in my head and had the urge to draw it out.

[ID: A four panel comic strip of fanart from cult of the Lamb. Referencing the "No, I'm Evil Kitty" audio by offlainnnn on tiktok.

1: The Lamb looks down at Narinder as they scratch under his chin and the top of his head as he purrs. The Lamb says: "Oh, that's a good kitty!" A black bubble on the right reads "I say as I pet on kitty."

2: A close up on Narinder with the Lamb's hand on his cheek, his eyes closed. He says: "No".

3: Same close up of Narinder but instead he smiles evilly and looks up at the camera. Then he continues with, "I'm evil kitty."

4: Narinder is leaning down more as he is about to bite The Lambs arm with a ravenous expression. The Lamb looks down at him in shock. A black bubble on the right reads "Said evil kitty." The crown that was once on the Lamb's head is flown off because of the Lamb's reaction, saying, "Why am I here just to suffer?"

End ID.]

[lotus-pear]

dancing in starlight fits go hard asl 💯 (ref)

[nondelphic]

writers who make playlists before writing anything scare me. how are you setting a mood for something that doesn’t exist yet. are you conjuring it. are you a witch.

[addamii]

POV you walk into the kitchen at three am and find Nona in the fridge eating baking soda

[cookiesnpaste]

Oh Marcille... Save me Marcille.... Lord of the dungeon.....

[eggwishing]

[yellowplumfruit]

just learned that a mutual of mine is pro israel (they’re now blocked) so i wanted to take the time to say that if you believe what’s happening in palestine is not a genocide than you are not welcome here. unfollow me block me whatever i don’t want you interacting with me at all