#...righ?

[lets-zofifi-stuff]

ok, ok this is something i wanted to post a few days ago but suddenly got hit with the writersblock™ and it got stuck midwork, you know how it is

@missterious-figure @inkydoughnut

(sort of continuation of this)

Moon was the most sneaky harpy in the casino. Even the staff giving him a bell didn’t completely stop him from surprising people, when he suddenly appeared behind their back. He wore it proudly, not only because it was shiny. It was a token of appreciation for his ninja skills. Nobody could outmatch him, not even with the noisy trinket tying the overly long feathers on his head that would otherwise get in the way.

He liked to think he was also the most observant harpy. In the dome there were many convenient trees and bushes to hide in to shamelessly spy on people when they thought nobody was looking. People could be such a bunch of liars when they wanted to appear better, smarter and more important.

(Everything was fake. The people, the environment of enclosure, the games made to suck out as much kash as they could in a promise of wonderful riches. The shows they played for the entertainment of snobbish idiots that had nothing better to do with their time. It was better to keep a distance. It was better to stay in the shadows.)

You quickly became his favorite person to observe. The way you walked and talked, and how carefully you picked out some stupid bird that hurt itself hitting the glass of the dome. You really cared about those hairbrained feather dusters. You were a kind sensitive soul and nothing could hide it. When you carried the animal to the infirmary, it was difficult not to imagine how you could hold the blue harpy instead of some stupid bird, and stroke the feathers of his head, oh so tenderly.

But you were simply too shy to come to them. You were avoiding Sun with the determination worth a better cause. Every time the golden harpy came too close, you would just run away. That was making a situation more challenging, but also frustrating and had to be remedied.

Moon was lying stretched on the cushion, his silver tail casually thrown over the backrest like a silent waterfall, eyes closed, his white and blue chest rising and falling in a rhythm of calm breaths when the solar harpy barged into their shared living space.

“UNBELIEVABLE!” He yelled.

“Atrocious! Absolutely unforgivable! How could they do that?!”

Moon flinched and opened his eyes. “Mhhm? What?” It was early afternoon and he was anything but an early bird.

“The new zookepeer!”

”The cute one?“ the moon harpy smiled dreamily. “Are they still ignoring you?”

”It's not that! I- I gifted them with one of my feathers! I left it for them to find just now! And they were just so adorable with it!”

Sun picked up a pillow from the floor and hugged it to his chest.

”They cuddled it like it was the most precious thing in the world! You should have seen this!“

“Hmm. But you aren't angry about that.“

“Another staff member came and began yelling like they were at least setting the dome on fire!”

“You birdbrain!” Moon hissed, his feathers slightly rising. “They can get fired for that!”

“Do you think it's that bad?”

“What kind of feather was it?”

“The best of my tail of course! Do you think I would give them anything less??”

Moon groaned.

”This stupid worker snitched immediately!” Sun continued puffing his neck feathers in annoyance.“ They took away my gift from them.“ Sun dropped the pillow and kicked it, sending it flying across the room. ”The AUDACITY!“ It slammed against the wall, a few feathers blown out from the impact.

Moon sighted. “What were you thinking?”

“I just wanted to get their attention! They are too shy to even look at me!”

”They are not allowed to dawdle with us. They are here only for the regular birds.“

Sun crossed his hands and tapped his foot on the floor. “So what do you want to do?”

“Nothing.”

“Nothing?! What do you mean?!” Sun screeched. “I know you are as interested in them as I am.” he hissed.

“That is true. And you are lucky I already made arrangements, before that stunt of yours. Or I would never let you live it down.“

Sun let out an irriteted coo but titled his head curiously. ”What arrangements?“

Moon smiled mischievously. “Just you wait.”

[kangel92]

the besties ever….

[endyark]

the duality of msi fans

[mindlessmethamphetamines]

some fun facts abt jimmy urine bcs i need to nerd out a bit

–he's exactly 6'0" tall

–his favorite animator is ralph bakshi

–msi was banned from cgbg around 2002 n jimmy was threatened at gunpoint by the owner (idk how true this is, but it's on cgbg's website/wiki. it supposedly happened the same day they did that preformance of brooklyn hype that's up on msi's yt)

–his favorite country to go on tour in is australia

–his last 'real job' was stocking inventory for various retail stores

–his favorite animes/anime recs are cowboy be-bop, kite, trigun, spriggan, princess mononoke, and the iron giant

–the black side of his outfit he wore during the 'rock my hole' era in 1999 was done with magic marker

–his favorite color is pink

–some barder botched his hair when he was teenager, so he refused to let anyone other than himself touch his hair until one time sometime in the 2010's

ill prolly do more at some point

[lunasquidchick]

Mindless self indulgence but air them on CN in the early 2000s or something

[pantyshotyuni]

I swear Steve's twitter is a gold mine

[insane-dinosaur]

Stimmy(?) o_O

[leafinqxi]

everyNUZI

[gideon-coal]

Please kiss Kremy

Only 'cause you asked so nicely!

[machetelettuce]

CASIMIR! The goat to Inez's lamb <3

A more casual drawing of them.

[mrcooolguy]

Meet my homestuck trollsona/ atp ocs ancestors bandmates!!! I love trolls that aren’t based on anything yup just random trolls that are in a band… yup…

[majimaisms]

i think im going to be sick

[junosmargaritaville]

OH MY GOODNESS

[towl]

2 kitties. pls do not separate.

[mindlessmethamphetamines]

ok but can we talk abt the dln scans?

so saucesome i wna get brooklyn hype manifesto tattooed on me

[lunasquidchick]

Don’t worry ❗️they are just playing twister