#2005 catcf

[zndr315-blog]

[cupcakeshakesnake]

Rewatching childhood movies.

[miketeaveesmom]

The gang’s all here! Finally drew the other Gold Ticket Winners, plus Willy 🍫

[cece693]

Johnny depp willy wonka x male

Okay so basically let say you guys got into a big fight over you accidentally being mean to a omoopla loopa (idk) anyway so then Willy is being really consecding and witty and it is a funny argument to watch but not to be in

Okay, but like you read my mind. For the longest time I wanted to write for Willy Wonka but felt some sort of way because it's a kids movie (at least with Edward Scissorhands there were mature themes, but Willy Wonka? That's like toddler level.) But I love his character so much, that I'll probably add mature themes in the future to continue writing for him.

Sweet Insults & Bitter Chocolate

pairing: willy wonka x gender neutral reader tags: changed it to gender neutral cause I don't write for them often, silly argument, make up with a kiss, short, I tried okay?, but I don't see Wonka and their partner getting into any serious argument to garner meanness, do I explain myself?

You had never intended to cause trouble in Willy’s factory, but one accidental slip of the tongue led to perhaps the most ridiculous fight you'd ever had. It all started when you were sampling a new chocolate concoction in Willy’s private laboratory. Distracted by how particularly delicious the new flavor was, you’d nearly tripped over an Oompa Loompa named Milo, knocking the poor little guy's mixing bowl onto the pristine white floor. The vibrant blue candy mixture splattered everywhere, coating Milo’s white jumpsuit.

“Oh no!” you gasped, reaching out in panic. “Milo, seriously, you have to watch where you're standing!” Your voice came out sharper than intended, making Milo’s expression wilt instantly. Your guilt swelled, and just as you started to apologize, the unmistakable voice of Willy Wonka cut through the sugary tension.

“Wowie, someone woke up on the sour side of the candy cane forest today,” Willy remarked dryly, leaning against the doorway with an eyebrow quirked in sarcastic amusement.

You turned, feeling defensive. “It was an accident. I didn’t mean it like—”

“Oh yes, of course, because one should always blame the victim of an Oompa Loompa collision. Really top-notch thinking,” Willy responded, his tone dripping with condescension as his hand tightened over his candy filled cane.

You sighed in exasperation. “Come on, you're exaggerating.”

He grinned, leaning in closer with mock interest. “Oh, exaggerating am I? Did your eyebrows teach you how to make that judgment call, or did you come up with it all by yourself?”

“I apologized, okay?” you snapped, cheeks flushing with frustration.

“Did you?” Willy tapped his chin dramatically, feigning deep thought. “Cause, gosh, I heard more blame than apology. But maybe my ears are full of fudge—let me check.” He tilted his head dramatically, tapping his ear a few times. “Nope! Just wax. Normal human wax.”

You crossed your arms, a bit annoyed and slightly embarrassed at how the situation escalated. “Look, you don't have to turn this into a chocolate-coated soap opera.”

“Don’t have to?” Willy laughed softly, clapping his gloved hands together. “Oh, sugar plum, I absolutely do! Drama adds flavor to everything! Although, I suppose you wouldn't understand that concept; your idea of culinary excitement is probably microwaving instant hot chocolate packets. Heathen.”

You glared at him. "Alright, you're being ridiculous now."

“Am I?” Willy circled you playfully. “But if anyone knows ridiculous, it’s surely the person who talks down to tiny candy-making geniuses. At least I appreciate my workers.”

“Oh please, I love the Oompa Loompas,” you retorted.

“Sure ya do, grumpy gums,” he teased, inspecting his nails. “Is it possible you love them slightly less than you love knocking them around?”

Your jaw dropped. “I didn’t knock Milo—”

“Careful now!” Willy placed a dramatic hand to his chest. “The walls have ears, my dear, tiny Oompa Loompa-sized ears, ready to hear your slanderous insults.”

By now, even Milo had recovered, quietly giggling with his friends from the sidelines, clearly enjoying watching you squirm. You softened your expression, turning pleading eyes to Milo. “Milo, buddy, help me out here.”

The small figure smiled mischievously, shrugging in playful neutrality. Willy tutted smugly. “Oh dear, your witness isn’t cooperating. I suppose you’ll have to plead guilty.”

Rolling your eyes, you grabbed Willy by the shoulders, staring him down seriously. “Look, I’m sorry, okay? Truly. Let’s call a truce?”

Willy squinted suspiciously. “Hmm, tempting. What’s in it for me?”

You sighed, exasperated but amused. “My eternal gratitude and your dignity remaining intact?”

“Pfft.” Willy waved dismissively. “Gratitude is boring, dignity is overrated, and your puppy eyes aren’t as cute as you think. I demand something sweeter.”

“A kiss?” you offered quietly, your cheeks coloring softly.

A wide grin spread across Willy’s face, victorious. “Ah-ha! Now that is a delicious apology. But…” His finger wagged playfully. “Only if you admit you're a terrible, horrible, Oompa Loompa-scaring, grumpy-pants.”

You groaned, face flushing deeper. “You’re unbearable.”

“And yet, you’re still here,” Willy whispered teasingly, leaning in just close enough to brush noses. “Funny how that works, huh?”

Laughing softly, you finally relented. “Fine. I am a terrible, horrible, Oompa Loompa-scaring, grumpy-pants.”

With exaggerated flourish, Willy cupped your face, pressing a brief, sweet kiss to your lips. Pulling back, he murmured smugly, eyes twinkling, “Apology accepted, sugar rush. Now go apologize properly to Milo—or I’ll be forced to write you a very strongly-worded, candy-coated reprimand.”

You chuckled, turning toward Milo, who seemed thoroughly entertained. Willy stood by, happily humming, watching you make peace with his favorite little worker. As annoying as Willy could be when arguing, you had to admit, you adored every ridiculous, overly dramatic, chocolate-scented moment. After all, life with Willy Wonka was always sweet—even when sprinkled with his delightful nonsense.

[n0isy-gh0st]

Narcissus ❤️‍🔥🍫🍭

[fibyd]

[triedkiss]

is his name actually willy

[clownstillwritesfanfic]

Willy Wonka NSFW Alphabet - REUPLOADED

SFW version here

PLEASE READ: my old blog (clownwritesfanfic) was deleted when my main blog attached to it got terminated for some unknown reason. I can’t get it back so I’m reuploading everything I had saved in my notes app. Sorry for any inconvenience or disappointment, trust me, I’m devastated, but with your help I can get back to my former glory so PLEASE reblog if you like it 🙏😭

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Sex with Willy isn’t too kinky so aftercare would be few and far between. Most times you’ll clean each other up and lay in bed cuddling and talking about whatever comes to mind. But for when you do get a little more “adventurous” there would be more questions of “are you alright?” “Did you have fun?” “What do you need?” And lots of praise

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Tbh Willy would probably like his brain. It is his best feature after all. How else would he be able to come up with all those good ideas for a new candy or chocolate?

On his partner, probably their brain too let’s be honest. He’d like an intelligent and creative person to keep up with him. But don’t worry if you don’t understand the more “technical” stuff. He loves to explain it all to you. As long as you’re able to give him ideas for candy or give feedback when he asks.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

It would be sweet. Let’s be honest. He’s a chocolatier and candy maker, he’s bound to have eaten a lot of his own products. It wouldn’t be candy sweet but it would be a more sweet and salty flavour.

He definitely cums a lot. Rope after rope that probably lasts 30 seconds. It’s thick too. Definitely a shooter rather than a dribbler.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

You probably think he’s got some secret sex dungeon or something but you’d be wrong.

He fantasizes about fucking you in every room of the factory tho. He’d never do it since he thinks sex should be done privately and he wouldn’t want to contaminate anything but he does think about it. Anytime you’re in the glass elevator with him, he’s thought about pressing you against the glass wall and taking you but it’s much too exposed. He wouldn’t want any of his beloved workers to see that. Plus, your body is just for him to look at.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Oh god he’s a total virgin when you first get together. He was always so focused on building his business and finding new ways to make candy that he never really felt the urge or need to do anything with anyone. Plus he doesn’t like to be touched anyway.

He had only been kissed once before and he didn’t even instigate it, he was caught off guard by it.

He isn’t a very touchy person so I’d imagine it would take a long time before you start to have sex anyway.

Once you’ve been together for a while he starts to learn your body and what you enjoy and he gets more comfortable with your touch, even craves it sometimes.

He’s not crazy good or anything and he’s always open to learning more of what you like, but he makes you feel good.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Missionary most likely. It’s a classic. He likes watching you, let’s him know how he’s doing and he can kiss your lips or neck while doing so.

If you want to “spice it up” sometimes, Doggy Style or Cowgirl is probably the best. He’s not too interested in doing anything crazy or strenuous so don’t bother buying a copy of the Kama Sutra lol

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Willy is a pretty silly guy. He’s got a childlike spirit but even then he can act like an adult. He’d take sex semi seriously, it’s very intimate and vulnerable for him but every once and a while he’ll crack a (bad) joke or find something to laugh at. It’s best if you don’t take it too seriously either.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He’s a vain person, never a hair out of place, clothes always clean and pressed. So I bet he’d take his personal hygiene very seriously as well. He wouldn’t be fully shaven, trimmed closely at the top of the base of his dick. It would probably be a little triangle.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

As said above, Willy finds sex to be very intimate so he’d be very attentive to you. He’s not good with words but he can be romantic through his actions. He just wants to make you feel good so speak up if you want something.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He doesn’t really do it that often. Never did really. He only did it when he was younger and his hormones were going crazy but now that he’s older he doesn’t have the need to. If he ever feels in the mood he just finds you instead. If you don’t feel like it at the time or are too busy, he can wait. He doesn’t get really worked up out of no where so it won’t bother him.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

His bdsm test score would be mostly red (ifykyk) he’s just not that kinky.

Candy is most likely going to be involved in one way or another on some occasions. Maybe some whip cream or chocolate sauce lol. I guess that would be considered a food kink.

If you wear those candy lingerie that look like those candy necklaces and bracelets he’d find it funny. It would probably also inspire him to make you some using his own candy (how dare you get candy from someone else) but it wouldn’t be sold. It would just be between you two.

He’s also a switch. Most of the time he’s “dominant” but he’d absolutely sub for you if you asked.

Not many crazy kinks but I can see some handcuffs and blindfolds appearing from time to time. Perhaps some feather teasing, temperature play, and edging as well.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

The bedroom is the only place he allows it to happen. He likes to keep his factory clean and sanitary and wants to keep his sex life between the two of you.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

If you start listing off new ideas for candy or new techniques he finds it really sexy and it usually gets him going.

This doesn’t necessarily turn him on but when he sees you being nice to the Oompa Loompas and laughing with him and watching their little performances, he does feel a lot of love for you. He loves knowing you adore and care for his workers as much as he does. Usually when he’s feeling that way you can expect some loving and romantic sex later that night.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He’d never do anything that would hurt you. The most he’d do is some spanking but don’t expect your ass to be burning later. He can’t stand the thought of you being hurt by his doing, even if you promise you’d like it.

No watersports or scat. He just got used to you touching him what makes you think he’d ever do something like that?

No threesomes either. He’s monogamous and wants to keep sex between you two only.

Also you’d probably think he’d be into latex/rubber considering his gloves but he doesn’t see latex as sexy. Just aesthetically pleasing. If you wore anything latex/rubber he’d think you’d look nice but he wouldn’t be turned on by it. (I mean just think about it, all the Oompa Loompas wear latex outfits so I really doubt he would have them wear something that would turn him on. He doesn’t even want to think of them that way)

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

God, this man can give oral like crazy. At first he was ok at it but he just kept getting better and better at it.

He prefers giving but wouldn’t turn down the offer to receive.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

There are times where he can get fast and rough but for the most part he likes to take his time. He’s vulnerable during these moments so he likes to cherish it.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He likes to take his time during intimate moments so quickies wouldn’t be much of a thing.

There was maybe one or two times where you needed him real bad before he had a meeting or something to do, so he took care of you quickly. He doesn’t mind those times but he much prefers to take his time with you.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

There was only one (1) time where you had done something outside of the bedroom.

You had given him a blowjob in the chocolate room behind some candy bushes and he only allowed it because it was at a time when he knew absolutely NO ONE would be around. He did it mostly for you but he’d prefer for it to not happen again. He did enjoy it even if his anxiety made it a little hard to get him off quickly.

You can ask him to try new things and I think he’s be open to trying them (with in reason) but he can’t guarantee it will be a reoccurring thing.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Since he likes to take his time I would say a single round could take anywhere from 45 minutes to an hour. That includes foreplay. I’d say he lasts about 10 minutes before he cums if you’re not edging him. He lasted much less when you first started tho.

If he’s not going to be too busy the next day then he could go for a second round.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Willy is a playful guy. I wouldn’t put it past him to have some kind of toys just for fun. Most likely to just be used on you but he wouldn’t complain if you used them on him too.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Probably a little teasing. He likes to watch you squirm and whine. He’s mischievous and playful so he likes to tease from time to time. You can tease him right back if you’d like.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He doesn’t make much noise and if he does it’s not very loud. Nothing above a regular speaking voice. He doesn’t dirty talk much either. He will sometimes during more fast and rough sessions but most of the time he’s just enjoying your sounds.

If you’re teasing him tho, he will whine. He’s such a whiner when you tease.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

You were giving him a blowjob once and you were surprised when he came in your mouth with how he tasted sweeter than he usually did. It was so sweet in fact it felt like you were eating liquid candy.

He had figured out how to make a sugar pill that changes the flavour of cum and decided to surprise you with it.

In true inventor fashion tho, he asked for feedback on how it was almost immediately afterwards lol

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

His body is mostly naturally hairless. Smooth chest and stomach but he probably has a very faint snail trail leading to his neatly trimmed pubes.

His cock is slightly above average. 6.5 inches erect, 4.5 inches flaccid, slightly girthy, average sized balls that hang slightly

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

His drive isn’t very high. He can go a few days with out sex but if you asked he’d be down, so long as he wasn’t busy.

Since he’s always so busy he doesn’t feel the need to and if he ever did he’d just go find you but if you were busy he’d wait.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He’s probably tired after a long, eventful day since he’s always inventing new things and overseeing a whole factory all by himself. Then if you decide to have sex at night and not a quickie then he’d be tired after that as well. However he always seems to be thinking of new ideas so even if he’s exhausted his brain is still going so he’d cuddle with you afterwards and talk about whatever is on each other’s minds until one of you falls asleep first. The other is quick to follow.

[21deppstreet]

These guys!!!!!

[wwillywonka]

WONKA!!!!!!

[webwizkid]

[zndr315-blog]

Am I the only one who thinks Muniel from Sand Land looks, dresses, and acts like 2005 Violet Beauregarde?

[wonkastarshine]

It is slowly sinking in that CATCF turns 20 this year and Warner Bros is not going to do a darn thing to celebrate or acknowledge it

[miketeaveesmom]

Factory aftermath… 🏭🍫

[jaydencoolguy]

Anyone remember that Charlie and the Chocolate Factory cartoon from 2005? I feel like I'm the only one who's seen it.

[n0isy-gh0st]

Surprise bitch, bet you thought you’d seen the last of me 💅🏻