#9pm

[gofixxx2]

[quartercirclejab]

happy 9PM to those who celebrate

[trexalicious]

☝️

[eyethatseelife]

[its-a-date]

At nine o'clock I visited him myself.

"Dracula" - Bram Stoker

[yeoenby]

[psychearrows]

ITS 9PM AND WE GOT A HISTORY PACKET AND ENGLISH ESSAY DUE TOMORROW WOOOO🔥🔥🔥

[aressida]

[cyberphuck]

In very quick succession: Seb slips in the kitchen and falls. I rush over to help him up because he sounds like he might be hurt. He screams to fuck off and throws a lighter at me. Okay whatever fuck you too. He gets up and goes to take a shower. I get up to mop up whatever he slipped on (old dog pissed in the kitchen again, yay), but find that our mop has been eaten by rats. I notice the back door is wide open and Boo Boo is in the neighbor's yard again. I pick up the leash and my purse so I can grab Boo Boo, shove her back in the house, and then drive to walmart to buy a new fucking mop. I take one (1) step onto my front porch and hear the old man across the street yelling that "grandma had a seizure and fell into the tub and I can't pull her out." I throw down leash and purse and sprint across the street. Sure enough, grandma is stuck sideways in the tub with her legs dangling over the rim and her head against the wall. I gently lift her feet back up into the tub and turn her so she's facing the tap. "Can you get up on your knees?" I ask. Grandma says "WHO ARE YOU." turns out she has dementia. Their entire bathroom is, I shit you not, like four feet wide and maybe five feet long. There is no room for me to lift grandma from the side of the tub. Okay. I take off my shoes and get into the tub. "WHO ARE YOU." "My name is Jaydee, I'm your neighbor." "WHAT??" She is also deaf, grandpa informs me helpfully. And blind. Cool! I get behind grandma, put her in a half-nelson, and lift her to her feet. Another neighbor has appeared. "WHO ARE YOU." I've never met him either, sorry. "DID YOU HIT YOUR HEAD?" I ask. "ARE YOU HELPING ME WITH SOMETHING?" grandma replies. (Most of my face is in the back of grandma's hair and I don't see any blood or swelling. She complains that her shoulder hurts and I think that's what hit when she went down and not her skull. There are Other Busybodies on the block who are gonna go check on her.) Me and Mystery Neighbor get grandma to her feet. She just fucking. Walks off. So does grandpa. I do know grandma and grandpa and know that he and she don't get along. In my house we call him "Crazy Shouting Man." He says he's gonna put her in a nursing home. I mean. Yeah, if she's blind, deaf, having seizures and doesn't know who anyone is and you can't care for her and you hate her then maybe you should OH SHIT MY DOG IS OUT THERE TRYING TO KILL A CAT AND THERE ARE LIKE FORTY CHILDREN WATCHING. "I just had surgery too," grandpa says, taking his usual seat on the porch and lighting up a cigarette. "Right here, on my leg. You see I was in the Navy and there was a lot of physical training, and..." "THE DOG! THE DOG IS CHASING HER!" "That's so interesting I have to go now," I tell grandpa, and run after Boo Boo, who runs into the house. My back cramps so hard that I fall down. Ta-daaaa (it took much longer to write this than it did for all of these events to take place. I don't... I don't know what's going on anymore. I want to go home.)

[picsfortheday]

[theagoratoad]

I even have a cardinal sweater and nightgown...

[endometriosis-andme]

Trigger warning pregnancy

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I am back blogging after a busy year, I am sorry for the absence!

In July 2022 I gave birth to a beautiful baby boy.

This blog will now be dedicated to being a parent and coping with my endometriosis on a daily basis. I will not be offended if this results in people unfollowing me as I know this can be upsetting and triggering to most people that follow me, I completely understand this and just wanted to give you a little warning and time for you to unfollow me. I appreciate every single one of you and I hope you know this 💛

Thank you so much for being there throughout my journey 💛

[stealingpotatoes]

My apologies, Lady Normal. But where does you Eunuch come from?

[its-a-date]

The Professor took away one copy to study after dinner, and before our meeting, which is fixed for nine o'clock.

"Dracula" - Bram Stoker