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fmajorenthusiast · 1 month ago
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Alr spill the beans I wanna know AAAALLL the facts about ur Frank 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
HELL YEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! YIIIPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
So like, a lot of AUs redeem Frank and make him good and I just wanna say right off the bat that this is absolutely not one of them XD. I built him based off of the question, "how can I make this man such a god awful monster that he absolutely NEEDS to die right then and there at the Floor Show and he needed to go long before that?" XD
I put his story under a cut so I can give trigger warnings first!!!! BUT REST ASSURED I AM SO THRILLED TO TALK ABOUT HIMMM!!! :DDDDD
TW for stuff about drugs, physical and emotional abuse that begins when Riff is a minor, some of it having to do with sexual repression, sexual coercion and abuse, and just overall this man being a piece of work!!! If I missed one, I am so sorry in advance!!! Please let me know and I'll add it
But anyways let's keep this upbeat!!!
(Also a lot of his notable acts were directly linked to Riff so there is admittedly a good amount of him in this post, but it's ALL about Frank's acts and the affect that he had on others!!!)
So let's start at the very beginning-
Once upon a time, in what Earth years would either call 1939 or 1940 as I don't have a full on birthday for him at this point in time but he was 35 at the time of RH, Queen Tologovta Furter was fucking a bunch of people at a good ol Transylvanian orgy and one of them managed to knock her up!
She was quite pleased, and never discovered who the father was as she did not actually give a fuck and basically gave an announcement saying that, "if you respect your queen, you'll keep your mouth shut if it's you!" and she was so fucking dangerous that nobody ever said shit and turns out Frank looks a lot like her anyways so who's to say?
Don't let this fool you, as Frank would never grow to give a shit either!!!!
Basically, from the moment he came out of the womb he was spoiled rotten to the point that he lost any and all sense of anybody else's humanity. Everyone else became an ant to him, and he was fully a monster. Tologovta was always a monster as well, but she was really viewing him as an extension of her glory. Something that neither of them ever truly cared enough to notice!!!
Riff Raff and Magenta were born when he was eight years old, and by that time, he was a full on nightmare!!! People would whisper behind their backs that that kid was already terrifying!!!
By the time he was ten, Riff Raff and Magenta's mother Soline would be out of the picture for the rest of his life, and he got himself a set of two year old servants!!! Who, might I add, were only born because Tologovta fucked with Soline's birth control in order to get Frank servants! (Though rest assured, the two of them were so, SO loved!!!)
He put them to work in whatever ways that he could IMMEDIATELY! Though of course, they increased drastically in actual abilities in the following years, but still, he put two year olds to work!!!
As the years went on, he only got more hormonal and angry, and a few practices fell into place!!!
He started wearing makeup PERMANENTLY and not taking it fully off EVER and barely ever taking his heels off around this time when he was between 10-13)
Frank also started the practice of pardoning himself of crimes around now!!! A practice he would continue for the rest of his life!!!
He discovered a few things as well! The first of which being that he, thankfully, couldn't hurt Magenta that bad given that she made his food and he needed her to be able to do that!!!
And here we begin the Chronicles of Riff Raff™️, who we will discover suffered the greatest chunk of Frankenfurter induced suffering by FAR!!! Riff, unfortunately as fuck, recieved NO such luxury as his sister did and a HUGE of Frank's awful acts were directed towards him!!! The physical abuse, which he learned from watching his mother torture Riff's mother, started when Riff was around six. It got progressively worse as the years went on as Frank knew that it would be a hindrance to him if he damaged Riff permanently, so as his body grew, so did the abuse!!!
Also around this time Frank learned how to trick and or coerce LOTS of people into sex with him!!!
Eventually, by the time Frank was 21, the high council, the one branch of government who can rarely, oh so VERY rarely veto the monarchs got wind of this, and were able to at least manage an order that, if Frank was going to do this to Riff, he had to give Riff painkillers afterwards!!! This was a win!!! Right??? RIGHT????
Well actually Frank didn't want to buy painkillers so he said to himself, "street drugs will do."
And in one of his most infamous acts (dun dun DUUUUNNN), Frank ended 13 year old Riff's next horrible torture session by grabbing him and force-feeding him one (I'm not sure which yet, but it's one of the BAD ones)
And as we know from our Elementary School "Say no to drugs!!!" courses, there are some drugs that we must never try even once because some of our bodies are predisposed to addiction, and while genetics can definitely be a clue, there's no way to actually know if yours is one of them!!! And unfortunately this kiddo had one of them!!! in a HUGE way!!! In just one night, Frank had FULLY forced 13 year old Riff Raff into an absolutely horrible addiction!!! (Again- Frank is 21 at this time!!!)
Now for many people this would be a wake up call! They would think to themselves, "oh fuck, I have just forced an actual 13 year old into a dangerous addiction after beating the shit out of him. What kind of a monster am I?"
But, come on! This is FRANK we're talking about! And he was absolutely ecstatic at this development.
First of all, everyone had been remarking the way that Riff had been beginning to grow into his mother's beauty, and this could play a huge role in stopping that development! There was only room for one gorgeous, rather fem presenting male in the house, and it was him!!!
But more importantly, he could now withhold and then force these things and have Riff Raff under his thumb even MORE so than he already had!!!
So Riff Raff was scared out of his mind and GENUINELY worried that he might be about to die, had NO clue what was going on or what he'd just taken, and was screaming and crying for Magenta who truly had to help him manage to walk back to their room because he was too overwhelmed to walk without assistance, and Frank was absolutely OVERJOYED and already thinking about what he might do next!!!
Needless to say, this carried on to other drugs!
Every time Riff Raff would cry, scream and beg Frank not to do it, not to make it happen again!!! Unfortunately, he could never stop it, and his body was VERY unlucky and he just kept getting addicted to more and more and more!!!!
Frank fucking LOVED this!!! He thought he was a genius for this idea!!! He always knew he was, but now he had proof! He'd force drugs and laugh!!! He'd withhold drugs and laugh!!! He'd play a sick and twisted game of peekaboo and laugh!!! He'd get him high and then turn the lights on too bright and give him a raging headache and laugh!!! Feel free to add more, everybody!!! And, rest assured, he would laugh
He also came up with the idea to find a way to make Riff Raff wear clothing that he couldn't take off in order to prevent him from masturbating for even MORE laughs!!! In my AU, the average Transylvanian has a sex drive that averages around 8 TIMES that of the average human!!! It's the reason that sex has been so destigmatized there, and, rest assured, this level of repression is making Riff Raff QUITE ill!!! He was stuck grinding against tables and he was so desperate he would cry!!!! Frank found this HILARIOUS, especially because he was getting hookups like he was Victor Hugo at the brothel!!! Obviously, he wasn't able to make this a permanent state of affairs and he was only restricted for so long, but still it was quite miserable!!!
While they were on Transsexual and even while they were on Earth, Frank nearly made a bunch of decisions that would throw the planet into a MILLION different forms of ruin, only being stopped by Riff who was able to manipulate him into thinking that he shouldn't make these decisions for material reasons!!!
In preparation for going to Earth, which Frank did solely for fun and because he was SO curious about fucking humans, he heard about the Igor trend and he thought it an excellent idea. He forced Riff to wear the hunch because of it! As seen in the Floor Show- it isn't actually real!!!
On Earth, Frank used his anonymity to manipulate the absolute SHIT out of people!!! He wasn't a prince here, so he could do whatever and whoever he wanted!!! He could pretend to be in love with Earthlings just to get sex and attention out of them!!! Columbia and Eddie both fell victim to this!!! He thought it was SO much fun to have someone fall in love with him and go on to someone else. However, he got VERY pissed because he assumed that he was so perfect that they'd just keep loving him regardless and he'd just have a train of Earthlings who'd die for him!!! And then Eddie and Columbia fell in love and MARRIED EACH OTHER and he couldn't show it to save face, but he was SO mad!!!
Frank thought that he was a megagenius and an incredibly skilled performer and he is in fact neither and a complete and total idiot! Natural selection would've hit him a LONG time ago were it not for Riff Raff and Magenta!!! One time he fully suggested, "I say we just put all the food in the oven and leave it on overnight! That way we'll have everything cooked for ages!"... yeah, everyone had to say, "but then we'd be stuck with leftovers" to get him out of that one and stop him from killing them all!
He's nowhere near genius or talented artistically, but Riff is
The scientific part of that becomes blatantly obvious when it's time to build Rocky, and Frank TOTALLY thinks that he's a genius for coming up with the idea and for making Riff Raff do all the work!!!
And he had TERRIBLE reasons for wanting Rocky.
See, everyone has sexual preferences, what they like and don't like and Frank could never exactly do everything that he wanted and they never looked exactly how he wanted them to look.... hence the idea for Rocky! Someone who'd do whatever he wanted and who looked exactly like he wanted him to look, and would never actually hurt no matter what Frank did so that he wouldn't cry and ruin it for him. Basically he wanted a sex slave who wanted nothing more than to be a sex slave.
Frank didn't respond well when Riff Raff absolutely begged him not to make him do this!!! He didn't say why to save his own skin, but he couldn't bare the idea of this, or the fact that this could basically lead to eugenics if it wasn't kinda that already, and he wanted so desperately to say the quiet part out loud that Rocky would be a child!!! Frank wanted to do these awful things to a baby!!!
Frank saw Riff Raff LITERALLY sobbing at his feet, whipped him, and then threatened to kill Magenta if he didn't do it!!! A threat that he made a few times before in the past, but not enough times to make Riff get used to it and stop listening, (jokes on him though because that would have ALWAYS worked!!!)
So he got Rocky out of that one!!! And on top of that, that TOTALLY added to the Riff torture as he felt like a horrible person for doing this, even though it wasn't his fault!!! Also he was given a chunk of Eddie's brain by Frank who cut it out himself and then carefully positioned the motorcycle to make it look like a crash so that was something!!! And this was a completely unnecessary act of violence because those were brains that Riff could have made himself and didn't even need!!! Frank still did it though, because he was impatient and wanted to get revenge for Eddie and Columbia's love!!!
The cycle of abuse towards everyone he met continued and got worse and worse until the events of Rocky Horror!!! In which we all know what happened!!! In my version, I definitely follow the canon of the scene in the live show where Columbia jumps in front of the lazer to try and save him and he calls her a stupid bitch!!! Afterwards, he isn't revived but his part to play isn't quite done!!!
Obviously, everyone who he damaged is FUCKED UP because of him!!! Columbia is a widow at 25 and an absolutely devastated one at that, Riff is still addicted to drugs and terrified out of his mind, Magenta is still terrified out of her mind as well, and Brad and Janet still have a lot of work to do discovering themselves in a healthy way!!!
First, bodies killed with that kind of lazer can be revived if still intact, so Riff and Mag had to put him through the meat grinder, which worked splendidly!!!
But most importantly, it's discovered that he made a VITAL fuck up!!!
A vital, beautiful, wonderful fuck up!!!
Here's how the laws of servitude work.
It's not "slavery" because you have to "pay" them and there has to be a way for them to "quit" but it's ENTIRELY possible to make this impossible for them and for them to never get enough money to get anything for themselves and who even said you have to pay them with money at all? You could pay them with chewed skittles if you want!!! Most servants don't even KNOW what their payment is, so Riff and Magenta aren't expecting anything at all!!!
But Frank was an idiot
He, thinking that they could never outlive him ever, made his payment, "when I die they shall inherit everything."
He. Was. Dumb.
The council realized this, and they realized that Riff had been saving the planet from complete and total ruin for years now AND he was born first in this set of twins!!!!
Point is, by Frankenfurter's idiocy, Riff Raff is heir to be king of the planet as soon as the gang manages to kill the equally evil Tologovta, who, for the sake of everyone else, does NOT find out about her son's death!!!
I realized a while ago that Frank's torturous relationship with Riff Raff is a metaphor for autistic oppression in a way!!! (Though I absolutely love the Frank has autism HC in most versions I promise!!!) He looks absolutely perfect and Riff Raff looks like a freak, but that's only because Frank is forcing him to look like a freak!!! It's a metaphor for how people look perfect and uphold the standard of "us" by enforcing the fact that there must be a "them"!!!! Their physical appearances are a metaphor for everyone else's perceptions!!!
It's only after Frank dies that Riff, (who is absolutely autistic in my AU) manages to stop his dangerous cycle of habits, and once he looks and is healthy again, he's absolutely gorgeous!!! He's truly beautiful, but Frank would never let him or anyone else know that!!! They can only see it when there's enough love and kindness provided to bring it out!!!
And that's how Frank plays a part in my AU!!! I hope I didn't forget anything and if you have any questions I'm VERY curious and eager!!! Thank you so much for this ask!!! It really excited me!!!
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sl33p1ngbe4uty · 22 days ago
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Your blog aesthetic is very cute :3
Ahhhh omg tysmmmmmmm
Your blog looks amazing as well!!!
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hunluan-writes · 1 year ago
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Hi, before I die (via massacre by my marcoenomic exam), I just wanted to say I love your work and can’t wait to see any upcoming ones!!
oop I hope u pass! Good luck sugar!!
Ahhhh tysmmmmmmm I'm currently writing the Hex fic someone requested but I'm so slow now since I'm being beat down by deadlines and stuff 😰 sometime in the upcoming months the request box shall be open...
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peacheenie · 2 years ago
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AHHHH THIS IS SOOO GOOD TYSMMMMMMM !!!!! am holding these images sooo tenderly in my hansds.... i love the way you draw MC sm... his widdle cat smile aaaaaaaa
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but ALSO!!!! god poor woodsy i feel so sorry for him now KHGKSHGS HE DIDNT ASK FOR THIS !!!! but we believe in him tho!!!! you got this bestie !!!! hope you can get some therapy soon and can reunite safely with your friends and family after youre done fighting kghskghshgs
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aaaa congrats @coramatus on da win!!!! mc and woodsman are certified besties now so you GOTTA grab the @ultimate-submas-tournament W cuz hes voting/counting on you!!!
^_^ good luck on ur future brackets!!!!
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coatl-cuddles · 4 years ago
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OMG I LOVE THE WIND ARCHER CIVILISATION!! I WANT TO LIVE THERE WAAAA
AHHHH TYSMMMMMMM I intend to post some more for it eventually when I get the time 💕💕💕
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deercharles · 3 years ago
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AGGRESSIVELY WISHING YOU ALL THE LUCK AND HAPPINESS AND GOOD VIBES AHHHH ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🫂🫂🫂🫂 -🥀
TYSMMMMMMM 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶 it’s making me happy ily ❤️❤️❤️😘😘
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