#janet weiss (snowfall au)

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How would RHPS characters react to your au's versions of themselves?

OMGOMGOMG YESSSSSS CRQKQRCOQC

(Side note: I do hope I'm not overselling my AU, I'm just super excited lol! I promise I really do love all of yours too!!!)

Frank: Alright canon Frank n Furter, please prepare to meet the most absolutely vile person you've ever met in your life!!! Yeah, my Frank is... an absolutely TERRIBLE person and while canon Frank isn't OVERLY concerned with caring about other people and is also a murderer, my Frank would most likely scare him because he is just THAT god awful!!! He wouldn't be so twisted as to do a lot of things that my Frank does, especially the stuff that my Frank does to my Riff Raff!!! Sure he hates him and he whips him, but even he would draw the line at a certain point!!! It could TOTALLY be a Christmas Carol "SPARE ME THESE TWISTED VISIONS I'VE LEARNED MY LESSON!" type scenario!!! (I'm actually laughing my ass off thinking about that right now LOL) He'd also be more than a bit concerned with my Frank's skincare routine!!! Not washing your face regularly is bad enough, and canon Frank clearly does masks as we see in the floor show, but not having had full face makeup off for over 20 years is... not safe or healthy!!! Same with heels, which my Frank has only taken off for baths and whatnot!!! Simply put, my Frank is a disgrace to the Frankenfurter community and canon Frank would find him to be in equal parts a terrifying, disgusting, and confusing specimen, and he may very well try to kill him!!! And he is not wrong!!! (Also they're both interested at the one chance of fucking their clone but that one's just a given)

Brad: Canon Brad would be SO confused by my Brad!!! He'd be both a bit jealous and a bit socially intimidated by the way that my Brad has started to lighten up with his color scheme and wear different styles of clothing!!! He would potentially ask my Brad, "what's a bisexual?" But he'd feel really happy to see how happy he and Janet are together!!! And then... we have the elephant in the room! Columbia!!! Canon Brad would be like "aha... what?" At the knowledge that there is a version of himself that is in fact Columbia's half brother and my Brad would be like "I know buddy, I was shocked too!" And it'd be an experience!!! But canon Brad would be VERY relieved by the fact that that version is not him!!! It would be the greatest weight off of his shoulders!!! He'd also be completely terrified of the fact that he winds up as doubly a citizen of Earth AND Transsexual!!! A place that he would like to never go!!! He wants to be free of this place and discovering that there is a version of him that is in fact now related to so many of these people is more than a bit frightening!!! All in all, canon Brad would definitely like some stuff about my Brad, but he would NEVER trade lives with him!!! Ever!!! And hey, my Brad winds up really happy too, so it's all good!!!

Janet: canon Janet would be a bit impressed by and made nervous by the way that my Janet becomes so confident in her sexuality and in dressing more suggestively but with a cottagecore aesthetic!!! She'd be afraid of it and also desire it!!! Also, she'd think that being a nurse is a sweet and WONDERFUL way to live and also that giving out stickers to kiddos is SO much fun!!! She'd LOVE talking about that!!! Then she'd learn about how my Janet had to help my Riff Raff, who it turns out is through two marriages and an adoption her cousin, detox in a MASSIVE way, and all of those "hey that might be nice!" thoughts go RIGHT out the window!!! She does NOT want to be in that situation and now she has no idea WHAT to think!!! On one hand, she's absolutely TERRIFIED of Riff Raff and she does not want to be near him when he's in such a state!!! But on the other, she's so incredibly amazed with the way that there's a version of herself that saved somebody's life!!! That wasn't something she thought she could ever do!!! But she is glad that that is this other version of herself and not her!!! She'd also be shocked by the Earth and Transsexual double-citizenship, and not at all desirous of that in her own life!!! All things considered, her reaction is pretty similar to her Brad's reaction!!! She really likes some things, but she would NOT trade places in a heartbeat!!! And again, mine is really happy so it works out perfectly!!!

Riff Raff: AAAANNND HERE HE IS!!!! My Riff tends to be an absolute ANGEL so... canon Riff would LOVE some things and absolutely DESPISE some things!!! Oh lord, first of all, he'd be terrified and miserable for what my Riff Raff has been through and he'd empathize as much as he could, though he wouldn't say too many words about it, like my Riff Raff would!!! He'd also be a mix of happy and bitter to learn that there is a DIFFERENT version of him that became king of Transsexual!!! He'd also be kinda bitter that my Riff is NOWHERE NEAR balding and has such long, shiny, and lovely hair and has also managed to quit drugs!!! My Riff would be so understanding and gentle and it would irritate the living hell out of canon Riff!!! He'd be SO fucking jealous of that AND the fact that he and Magenta have such a wonderful mother that was literally REVIVED!!! But there are DEFINITELY some things that he WOULDN'T like!!! First and foremost and in the biggest way being that he is NOT looking to have a single baby of his own, let alone FIVE!!! He doesn't mind the idea of a wife, though!!! Also, he would... not be anywhere near as overjoyed as my Riff was to learn that through his mother's unofficial adoption, Doctor Scott was his grandfather. He does NOT need that!!! Also, just... being related to Brad, Janet, and Columbia as well as Doctor Scott is purely a bad thing in his eyes. All in all, he wants to be king, to have hair, and he's not slap happy about his drug addiction... but he's even LESS slap happy about having kids!!! Especially if they're calling Doctor Scott their great grandfather and on HIS side at that!!! In the end, he wouldn't want everything that my Riff has, but he'd be really inspired by everything that my Riff has and it'd help him believe that there's a happy ending out there for him, too!!! And my Riff would encourage him, and quite possibly irritate the living hell out of him in the process, but hey, it's all good!!!

Magenta: These two would get along quite well and they could DEFINITELY have a good time together!!! Canon Magenta would LOVE the idea of being queen and she'd absolutely laugh her ASS off upon learning all of the ridiculous things that the citizens call my Magenta, with "Your Royal Sexyass" being a favorite!!!! They would both ADORE that one!!! They would totally have girls nights and do each other's nails and hair. Canon Magenta wouldn't really care too much about the fact that my Magenta is related to all of the Earthlings now, and she'd find it pretty amusing actually!!! It's not what she needs or wants herself, but it's HILARIOUS for her to think about!!! She'd also find it hilarious that my Magenta walks straight into sliding glass doors. And she'd TOTALLY be on board with the fact that my Magenta is an assassin!!! She would find that part AMAZING!!! All in all, she'd kinda find my Magenta to be pretty damn funny!!! It's just so far from the life that she lives that she doesn't feel weirded out by it!!! And the two of them are able to enjoy each other a LOT!!!!

Columbia: Canon Columbia would be more than a little bit freaked out by the fact that my Columbia is Brad's sister!!! It's definitely the first shock that she gets!!! She, like canon Brad also gets the "I know, girlypop! I was shocked, too!!!" She'd ask enough questions to confirm that this is NOT also her situation, and then she'd calm down. And then she'd learn that this other version of herself possesses the magic power to transform into a fire engine red mouse and she'd be even MORE shocked!!! She'd be so confused!!! At this point, she has no IDEA whether she's jealous or not!!! Once upon a time, she would've been relieved to have been born normal, but now she's definitely not so sure, considering that she's hanging out with a bunch of aliens!!! The two of them would probably get along pretty well, though! And canon Columbia would really like the way that my Columbia becomes a rock singer herself!!! But she's not so sure about the rest!!! She loves the others, but she's not sure that she could ever make that final push to be related to them all!!! They'd also share a lot of Eddie stories and help each other work through some things!!! All in all, it'd be a pretty good time!!!

Rocky: BEST FRIENDS! BEST FRIENDS! BEST FRIENDS! BEST FRIENDS! BEST FRIENNDSSSSS!!! Yeah, canon Rocky and my Rocky would have a FANTASTIC time together, ESPECIALLY considering the fact that my Rocky stays dead and therefore is REALLY similar to canon Rocky!!! They share ALL of the same interests and can talk to each other so well!!! It's a FANTASTIC time for the two of them!!! They love each other SO much!!! It's absolutely the GREATEST!!! The main difference between canon Rocky and my Rocky is the deep dive into how his creation affected OTHER characters, and they are both BLISSFULLY unaware of EVERYTHING about that!!! In both versions!!! The two of them would wrestle, play superheroes and bad guys together, play with Legos and watch movies together, and just have so much fun!!! It'd be SO much fun and they'd both love it SO much!!!

Eddie: Again, these two are really similar in most ways!.... but they would have some VERY interesting conversations!!! Primarily, while we do see a ring on Columbia's ring finger in the movie, we don't have confirmation as to whether or not they were married, my Eddie is DEFINITELY married to Columbia!! Canon Eddie would enjoy the fact that they eloped and told absolutely NO ONE!!! It'd absolutely make him howl with laughter and that'd DEFINITELY go on his bucket list if he hasn't already married her!!! Secondly, and also about Columbia, canon Eddie would be very confused by the question, "at what point did she tell you about the whole mouse thing?" Thankfully, due to knowing and trusting canon Columbia and the fact that this situation is already the weirdest fucking thing that has ever happened to him, canon Eddie is definitely able to confirm without checking in that his Columbia DEFINITELY cannot turn into a mouse!!! Either way, they'd sing a lot of rock songs together, share jailbreak techniques, and have a really great time!!!!

Doctor Scott: So he uh... he wouldn't disrespect him, but he might ask a few questions, the first of which is "hey what the hell is your thought process in life?" Canon Doctor Scott is FULLY shocked by the way that my Doctor Scott has his priorities and why!!! He is COMPLETELY speechless at the fact that my Doctor Scott got abducted decades prior AND wound up adopting an alien child who THEN gave him alien grandchildren who just so happen to be Riff Raff and Magenta!!! Canon Doctor Scott feels a MASSIVE sense of "loyalty towards Earth" and really doesn't understand a decision like that!!! Nor does he understand why my Doctor Scott chose to go BACK to that place and it takes some SERIOUS convincing to prove that it isn't Stockholm Syndrome!!! He's really confused about a lot of things and it's HILARIOUS!!! "But you must feel so out of place, there!!!" "Actually my grandson is the king!" "..." All in all, he wouldn't disrespect my Doctor Scott, but there might be a little sense of "traitor" that runs through his veins!!! But it isn't that bad and they're pretty chill!!!

The Criminologist: My AU doesn't actually have a Criminologist at this time, but if it did, it would go like this!!!.... so like... imagine the craziest gossip session that you have ever seen in your LIFE!!!! These two would milk absolutely EVERYTHING out of each other!!!Simultaneously asking each other SO much!!!This isn't just at the level of middle school gossip, this is a gossip session so powerful that it could put an early 2000s movie with a main cast of teenagers to SHAME!!! So much shame that they all simultaneously exlpode!!! This is a level of gossip so intense that it could charge a BATTERY!!! And it is going both ways!!! They are spilling everything to each other and this is confidential information- they would make a pact beforehand to not tell either of their bosses and that would get them both fired immediately!!!! Which cannot happen!!! But they must tell each other EVERYTHING and NOT BLINK ONCE!!! It's the most remarkable night of their lives!!!! And it would be even better if ANY your Criminologists for your own AUs shared too!!! They'd become so powerful!!!

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Alr spill the beans I wanna know AAAALLL the facts about ur Frank 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

HELL YEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! YIIIPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

So like, a lot of AUs redeem Frank and make him good and I just wanna say right off the bat that this is absolutely not one of them XD. I built him based off of the question, "how can I make this man such a god awful monster that he absolutely NEEDS to die right then and there at the Floor Show and he needed to go long before that?" XD

I put his story under a cut so I can give trigger warnings first!!!! BUT REST ASSURED I AM SO THRILLED TO TALK ABOUT HIMMM!!! :DDDDD

TW for stuff about drugs, physical and emotional abuse that begins when Riff is a minor, some of it having to do with sexual repression, sexual coercion and abuse, and just overall this man being a piece of work!!! If I missed one, I am so sorry in advance!!! Please let me know and I'll add it

But anyways let's keep this upbeat!!!

(Also a lot of his notable acts were directly linked to Riff so there is admittedly a good amount of him in this post, but it's ALL about Frank's acts and the affect that he had on others!!!)

So let's start at the very beginning-

Once upon a time, in what Earth years would either call 1939 or 1940 as I don't have a full on birthday for him at this point in time but he was 35 at the time of RH, Queen Tologovta Furter was fucking a bunch of people at a good ol Transylvanian orgy and one of them managed to knock her up!

She was quite pleased, and never discovered who the father was as she did not actually give a fuck and basically gave an announcement saying that, "if you respect your queen, you'll keep your mouth shut if it's you!" and she was so fucking dangerous that nobody ever said shit and turns out Frank looks a lot like her anyways so who's to say?

Don't let this fool you, as Frank would never grow to give a shit either!!!!

Basically, from the moment he came out of the womb he was spoiled rotten to the point that he lost any and all sense of anybody else's humanity. Everyone else became an ant to him, and he was fully a monster. Tologovta was always a monster as well, but she was really viewing him as an extension of her glory. Something that neither of them ever truly cared enough to notice!!!

Riff Raff and Magenta were born when he was eight years old, and by that time, he was a full on nightmare!!! People would whisper behind their backs that that kid was already terrifying!!!

By the time he was ten, Riff Raff and Magenta's mother Soline would be out of the picture for the rest of his life, and he got himself a set of two year old servants!!! Who, might I add, were only born because Tologovta fucked with Soline's birth control in order to get Frank servants! (Though rest assured, the two of them were so, SO loved!!!)

He put them to work in whatever ways that he could IMMEDIATELY! Though of course, they increased drastically in actual abilities in the following years, but still, he put two year olds to work!!!

As the years went on, he only got more hormonal and angry, and a few practices fell into place!!!

He started wearing makeup PERMANENTLY and not taking it fully off EVER and barely ever taking his heels off around this time when he was between 10-13)

Frank also started the practice of pardoning himself of crimes around now!!! A practice he would continue for the rest of his life!!!

He discovered a few things as well! The first of which being that he, thankfully, couldn't hurt Magenta that bad given that she made his food and he needed her to be able to do that!!!

And here we begin the Chronicles of Riff Raff™️, who we will discover suffered the greatest chunk of Frankenfurter induced suffering by FAR!!! Riff, unfortunately as fuck, recieved NO such luxury as his sister did and a HUGE of Frank's awful acts were directed towards him!!! The physical abuse, which he learned from watching his mother torture Riff's mother, started when Riff was around six. It got progressively worse as the years went on as Frank knew that it would be a hindrance to him if he damaged Riff permanently, so as his body grew, so did the abuse!!!

Also around this time Frank learned how to trick and or coerce LOTS of people into sex with him!!!

Eventually, by the time Frank was 21, the high council, the one branch of government who can rarely, oh so VERY rarely veto the monarchs got wind of this, and were able to at least manage an order that, if Frank was going to do this to Riff, he had to give Riff painkillers afterwards!!! This was a win!!! Right??? RIGHT????

Well actually Frank didn't want to buy painkillers so he said to himself, "street drugs will do."

And in one of his most infamous acts (dun dun DUUUUNNN), Frank ended 13 year old Riff's next horrible torture session by grabbing him and force-feeding him one (I'm not sure which yet, but it's one of the BAD ones)

And as we know from our Elementary School "Say no to drugs!!!" courses, there are some drugs that we must never try even once because some of our bodies are predisposed to addiction, and while genetics can definitely be a clue, there's no way to actually know if yours is one of them!!! And unfortunately this kiddo had one of them!!! in a HUGE way!!! In just one night, Frank had FULLY forced 13 year old Riff Raff into an absolutely horrible addiction!!! (Again- Frank is 21 at this time!!!)

Now for many people this would be a wake up call! They would think to themselves, "oh fuck, I have just forced an actual 13 year old into a dangerous addiction after beating the shit out of him. What kind of a monster am I?"

But, come on! This is FRANK we're talking about! And he was absolutely ecstatic at this development.

First of all, everyone had been remarking the way that Riff had been beginning to grow into his mother's beauty, and this could play a huge role in stopping that development! There was only room for one gorgeous, rather fem presenting male in the house, and it was him!!!

But more importantly, he could now withhold and then force these things and have Riff Raff under his thumb even MORE so than he already had!!!

So Riff Raff was scared out of his mind and GENUINELY worried that he might be about to die, had NO clue what was going on or what he'd just taken, and was screaming and crying for Magenta who truly had to help him manage to walk back to their room because he was too overwhelmed to walk without assistance, and Frank was absolutely OVERJOYED and already thinking about what he might do next!!!

Needless to say, this carried on to other drugs!

Every time Riff Raff would cry, scream and beg Frank not to do it, not to make it happen again!!! Unfortunately, he could never stop it, and his body was VERY unlucky and he just kept getting addicted to more and more and more!!!!

Frank fucking LOVED this!!! He thought he was a genius for this idea!!! He always knew he was, but now he had proof! He'd force drugs and laugh!!! He'd withhold drugs and laugh!!! He'd play a sick and twisted game of peekaboo and laugh!!! He'd get him high and then turn the lights on too bright and give him a raging headache and laugh!!! Feel free to add more, everybody!!! And, rest assured, he would laugh

He also came up with the idea to find a way to make Riff Raff wear clothing that he couldn't take off in order to prevent him from masturbating for even MORE laughs!!! In my AU, the average Transylvanian has a sex drive that averages around 8 TIMES that of the average human!!! It's the reason that sex has been so destigmatized there, and, rest assured, this level of repression is making Riff Raff QUITE ill!!! He was stuck grinding against tables and he was so desperate he would cry!!!! Frank found this HILARIOUS, especially because he was getting hookups like he was Victor Hugo at the brothel!!! Obviously, he wasn't able to make this a permanent state of affairs and he was only restricted for so long, but still it was quite miserable!!!

While they were on Transsexual and even while they were on Earth, Frank nearly made a bunch of decisions that would throw the planet into a MILLION different forms of ruin, only being stopped by Riff who was able to manipulate him into thinking that he shouldn't make these decisions for material reasons!!!

In preparation for going to Earth, which Frank did solely for fun and because he was SO curious about fucking humans, he heard about the Igor trend and he thought it an excellent idea. He forced Riff to wear the hunch because of it! As seen in the Floor Show- it isn't actually real!!!

On Earth, Frank used his anonymity to manipulate the absolute SHIT out of people!!! He wasn't a prince here, so he could do whatever and whoever he wanted!!! He could pretend to be in love with Earthlings just to get sex and attention out of them!!! Columbia and Eddie both fell victim to this!!! He thought it was SO much fun to have someone fall in love with him and go on to someone else. However, he got VERY pissed because he assumed that he was so perfect that they'd just keep loving him regardless and he'd just have a train of Earthlings who'd die for him!!! And then Eddie and Columbia fell in love and MARRIED EACH OTHER and he couldn't show it to save face, but he was SO mad!!!

Frank thought that he was a megagenius and an incredibly skilled performer and he is in fact neither and a complete and total idiot! Natural selection would've hit him a LONG time ago were it not for Riff Raff and Magenta!!! One time he fully suggested, "I say we just put all the food in the oven and leave it on overnight! That way we'll have everything cooked for ages!"... yeah, everyone had to say, "but then we'd be stuck with leftovers" to get him out of that one and stop him from killing them all!

He's nowhere near genius or talented artistically, but Riff is

The scientific part of that becomes blatantly obvious when it's time to build Rocky, and Frank TOTALLY thinks that he's a genius for coming up with the idea and for making Riff Raff do all the work!!!

And he had TERRIBLE reasons for wanting Rocky.

See, everyone has sexual preferences, what they like and don't like and Frank could never exactly do everything that he wanted and they never looked exactly how he wanted them to look.... hence the idea for Rocky! Someone who'd do whatever he wanted and who looked exactly like he wanted him to look, and would never actually hurt no matter what Frank did so that he wouldn't cry and ruin it for him. Basically he wanted a sex slave who wanted nothing more than to be a sex slave.

Frank didn't respond well when Riff Raff absolutely begged him not to make him do this!!! He didn't say why to save his own skin, but he couldn't bare the idea of this, or the fact that this could basically lead to eugenics if it wasn't kinda that already, and he wanted so desperately to say the quiet part out loud that Rocky would be a child!!! Frank wanted to do these awful things to a baby!!!

Frank saw Riff Raff LITERALLY sobbing at his feet, whipped him, and then threatened to kill Magenta if he didn't do it!!! A threat that he made a few times before in the past, but not enough times to make Riff get used to it and stop listening, (jokes on him though because that would have ALWAYS worked!!!)

So he got Rocky out of that one!!! And on top of that, that TOTALLY added to the Riff torture as he felt like a horrible person for doing this, even though it wasn't his fault!!! Also he was given a chunk of Eddie's brain by Frank who cut it out himself and then carefully positioned the motorcycle to make it look like a crash so that was something!!! And this was a completely unnecessary act of violence because those were brains that Riff could have made himself and didn't even need!!! Frank still did it though, because he was impatient and wanted to get revenge for Eddie and Columbia's love!!!

The cycle of abuse towards everyone he met continued and got worse and worse until the events of Rocky Horror!!! In which we all know what happened!!! In my version, I definitely follow the canon of the scene in the live show where Columbia jumps in front of the lazer to try and save him and he calls her a stupid bitch!!! Afterwards, he isn't revived but his part to play isn't quite done!!!

Obviously, everyone who he damaged is FUCKED UP because of him!!! Columbia is a widow at 25 and an absolutely devastated one at that, Riff is still addicted to drugs and terrified out of his mind, Magenta is still terrified out of her mind as well, and Brad and Janet still have a lot of work to do discovering themselves in a healthy way!!!

First, bodies killed with that kind of lazer can be revived if still intact, so Riff and Mag had to put him through the meat grinder, which worked splendidly!!!

But most importantly, it's discovered that he made a VITAL fuck up!!!

A vital, beautiful, wonderful fuck up!!!

Here's how the laws of servitude work.

It's not "slavery" because you have to "pay" them and there has to be a way for them to "quit" but it's ENTIRELY possible to make this impossible for them and for them to never get enough money to get anything for themselves and who even said you have to pay them with money at all? You could pay them with chewed skittles if you want!!! Most servants don't even KNOW what their payment is, so Riff and Magenta aren't expecting anything at all!!!

But Frank was an idiot

He, thinking that they could never outlive him ever, made his payment, "when I die they shall inherit everything."

He. Was. Dumb.

The council realized this, and they realized that Riff had been saving the planet from complete and total ruin for years now AND he was born first in this set of twins!!!!

Point is, by Frankenfurter's idiocy, Riff Raff is heir to be king of the planet as soon as the gang manages to kill the equally evil Tologovta, who, for the sake of everyone else, does NOT find out about her son's death!!!

I realized a while ago that Frank's torturous relationship with Riff Raff is a metaphor for autistic oppression in a way!!! (Though I absolutely love the Frank has autism HC in most versions I promise!!!) He looks absolutely perfect and Riff Raff looks like a freak, but that's only because Frank is forcing him to look like a freak!!! It's a metaphor for how people look perfect and uphold the standard of "us" by enforcing the fact that there must be a "them"!!!! Their physical appearances are a metaphor for everyone else's perceptions!!!

It's only after Frank dies that Riff, (who is absolutely autistic in my AU) manages to stop his dangerous cycle of habits, and once he looks and is healthy again, he's absolutely gorgeous!!! He's truly beautiful, but Frank would never let him or anyone else know that!!! They can only see it when there's enough love and kindness provided to bring it out!!!

And that's how Frank plays a part in my AU!!! I hope I didn't forget anything and if you have any questions I'm VERY curious and eager!!! Thank you so much for this ask!!! It really excited me!!!

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Hello! Its my birthday today and I wanted to do something special!!!

I seriously cannot thank you all enough for being so PERFECT and AMAZING and INCREDIBLE and not a single day goes by when I am not SO grateful for all of this!!!

As I am turning 19, here we have

19 AU HCs and or fun facts about my development of it that I wanted to share!!!

Some of them may be repeats or things that I have said before, but I hope they're all fresh and fun!!! Also, I'm trying to be a bit more vulnerable! So here it is under the cut!!! :)

Bonus fact bc I'm all but certain that I mentioned this one somewhere before: In my AU Columbia has the magical power to turn into a mouse in a big pink cloud of smoke! The mouse is fire engine red because it went with her when she dyed her hair!!!

1. The thing that began it all in the first place! Just a little thought! A little HC that nagged at me!

I was thinking about the names Riff Raff and Magenta and what those names say and for some reason I thought to myself, those names might say, "my mother loved me and now she's dead," and I'm not sure, but I think that that might be the thought that set everything into motion! It definitely stayed in my head on many occasions that I watched the movie!!! And well, I'm so happy that that thought grew into being so much more!!!

2. In the veeeeeery first versions of my story, Soline stayed dead!!! This didn't last very long because, well, I simply don't want her to die and she has so much left to do!!! I'll admit it, I'm a sucker for a happy ending and it doesn't hurt the story to bring her back! I love the story a lot more this way, and I love my girl, so I'm keeping her alive!!!

3. I found the name Soline like this!!

I was on a website and hit a "give me a random female name" button a few times, looking for a placeholder name until I selected a real one!!! And it fed me Soline!!! And it stuck on me so hard!!! That website has 13,096 female names!!! And well, now, by the craziest coincidence in the world, I have Soline short for Solina!!!

4. Not sure if I mentioned this before but, in my AU, (and no offense at ALL to whatever your beliefs might be!!) the people of Transsexual are godless! Instead, the ceremonies we see (Riff's coronation, Riff and Cordelia's wedding etc etc.) are all centered around time!!! They'll use sayings like "Thank time," or "may time be kind to you," or "past, present, and future!" Or anything else like that!!!

5. Riff Raff's middle name is Velkimir and Magenta's is Mabelletta!!! It was normal and expected in the Furter reign for lower class citizens to give their children fancy middle names, because of course we're all equal on special occasions!!!

6. Riff and Magenta were born late!!! Not late enough for it to be dangerous, but they were definitely born late!!! Tologovta also kept Soline working LITERALLY right up until then, though!!!

7. I've come up with two holidays for Transsexual so far!!! 1. Creativity Day! All forms of pleasure except penetration are celebrated and 2. Time Day! The day where everyone honors their past present and future.... and then everyone gets their partner/partners off twice! Once as quickly as possible and once as slowly as possible!

8. Sometime after the movie, the government called the surviving leads (Columbia got zapped back to life) in and they were all forced to be DNA tested so that everyone could see whether they were human or Transylvanian! They were told to be honest upfront, and the males and females were sent to separate rooms, and this conversation later took place,

"You did NOT tell us about the sister!"

Brad: Oh you-!

Riff Raff: The FIRST thing I told you was that Magenta was my twin sister!!!

"Nice try Brad we were talking about you and Columbia"

Brad:

Riff: *starts absolutely howling with laughter it's literally that one scene with Arya and Sandor from Game of Thrones*

Turns out Columbia and Brad are half siblings!!! Columbia is three years older and from before his dad met his mom! He never knew either!!! She's also Eddie's widow, so with the twins being Doctor Scott's adoptive grandchildren, that puts everyone into one family!!!

9. My Riff Raff LOVES ice cream and its texture!! Especially the creaminess!!!! His favorite flavors are Cookies N Cream or French Vanilla!!! He'd suck on it a LOT when going through drug withdrawal whilst trying to break his addiction!!!

10: There are a few moments in the movie that Soline's motions/posture were based off of! The way that Magenta moves during the Time Warp, (specifically when she watches Janet faint and later when she runs down the stairs) MASTER, DINNER IS PREPARED! And the way that Riff Raff stands when Doctor Scott first wheels in to see them!!!

11. Blonde can be a dominant gene for Transylvanians!!! Even ones with naturally dark skin tones will have naturally light hair sometimes!!! (This fact was stemmed from my mother saying, "that's not scientifically possible" upon being informed that the planet Transsexual is the land of eternal night, and I thought to myself "wow what's a harmless way that I can do that again?" And here we are LOL)

12. Riff Raff personally asked all of the characters to wear an outfit of theirs that he felt captured their essence the most to his coronation!!! I'm not sure of everyone yet, but Brad and Janet were in a matching pastel pink color and Columbia was told to "just dump all of the glitter on herself and do whatever it is that a Columbia does"!! (Riff's coronation is SUCH an ordeal that it deserves its own post it really is that wild)

13: When Riff Raff and Magenta were little, Doctor Scott, their grandpa Scotty, would always read them Goodnight Moon!!!

14: In my AU, the arm motion that Riff Raff and Magenta do together is a symbol of love (of any kind obvs) and loyalty! It's most commonly done in times of bravery or risk, no matter how small! After discovering that Doctor Scott was their unbiological grandfather, Riff Raff and Magenta realized in shock/fully registered the fact that they had done this motion over him the night of the floor show and Frank's death. Even though they hadn't seen him in 25 years, even though they'd forgotten, something in their subconscious remembered and it was like somehow they'd known he was a part in all of this!!! Riff Raff scratched so hard at his subconscious, Doctor Scott was like a book he'd been told that he read in his infancy but he couldn't remember or figure out what was in it to save his life!!! He knew that he must have that memory somewhere and eventually one broke through! Riff eventually let out a very shy and hesitant, "Doctor Scott... I remember you." Scotty thought that Riff had tricked himself at first, but then Riff explained that he remembered Scotty teaching him and Magenta how to sing Modern Major General and then said, "make no mistake, grandfather. I remember you." From that point on the family was inseperable again!

15: Transsexual is a monarchy with limitations! There's a democratically elected council on top of the monarch made up of twelve council members!!! If ten out of twelve agree on something, they override the monarch and the monarch has no control!!! These are the people that swear in the new monarchs as well, though the Head of the Council does the heavy lifting there!!! But still, they lead the ceremony!!!

16: There's a pattern of 25s!!! Doctor Scott is 25 years older than Soline, though he wouldn't know her until 16-17 of those had passed! Once he was separated from her and the twins, he had to wait another 25 years before the universe allowed them to come back into his life in the events of Rocky Horror!

17: Riff Raff's theme color (is that what it's called?) in my AU is green!!! It's the most common color that he wears! He wears it to his coronation, wedding, and I imagine him in a normal dark green suit a whole lot, too!

18: When the twins were two, Magenta once woke up Scotty by prying his eyes open! Many decades later, one of Riff's children (I'm not sure which yet LOL) did this same exact thing to him and he got a very lovely, "now you know!" from his grandfather, even though he never did it to him in the first place!!! It was VERY hilarious!!!

19: Immediately after Riff kills Tologovta, he's taken for medical treatment and it turns out that there's some INCREDIBLE healing devices that he didn't know about and he's back on his feet and without a scratch! He stays dressed for the council, however!

They inform him that the citizens have voted on the decision and that they agree that he's the next rightful heir. He's then informed that he gets made king in 2 days! He is stressed by that timeline! They chuck a bunch of money at him and are like "so that you may make yourself so fucking pretty for that day!" and then they ask him if there's anything else legal that should be handled or dealt with before he becomes king. And he, with his long hair (he's not balding in my version lol) absolutely fucking drenched in sweat, turns back to his family and just asks, "are we doing this right now?" And it might be a few decades late, but it's nowhere NEAR too late!!! Their tech gives them longer life spans and there are hundreds of years left! And that meeting ends with a legal adoption finally having gone through!!!

The Head of the Council then remarks on how impossible and lovely it is that all of these people are related. It'll be Riff Raff, Magenta, Scotty, Soline, Brad, Janet, Columbia, and Perci (little sibling of the twins dad and the only paternal family they got left!)

Everybody is related in the word of the law now, and it really is a "You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring" moment!!! They're all so happy!!!

I want to thank you all again SO much for how absolutely AMAZING you are!!! This blog, this special little corner of the internet, is SUCH a joy in my life and I feel like I must be one of the luckiest people in the world getting to see you guys posts and post here myself!!! Not to MENTION how awesome it is that I get to chat with you guys!!!

Sorry if that's a bit much, I just feel really happy XD! Here's to another year of us being awesome together on this wild site!!!

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Janet is a nurse and she has to be the one to help Riff detox