#AND ALL THE SHIPS START WITH J

[03junkie]

if i had a dime for everytime i got emotionally attached to a european man with crippling trauma from his past experiences, i would have three. which is odd because why has it happened so many times

[velveteen-vampire]

are you havin’ a good time?

[prudentseer]

Mythical Sausage when I catch you...WHEN I CATCH YOU

[zolo-san]

so I originally watched One Pace, not the full length anime but I’m watching some arcs I wanted to rewatch for background sound while working and I’m currently at the filler arc between Punk Hazard and Dressrosa and…

HELLO???? someone send help this is so gay it’s so Lawlu coded I can’t handle this pls 😩

why did no one tell me about this???!!!!! wtf???? Law and Luffy trying so hard not to fight each other and Luffy being SO upset about it!!!!!???? like GOD just kiss already wtf

you can’t convince me whoever wrote this shit doesn’t ship them like BITCH this some pon farr fanfic shit lmao

[shima-draws]

I’m about to become insufferable again ⬅️ has just rewatched Senyuu

[shinobus-left-eye]

my valentine eve's nightmare lineup: kanata/chiaki/niki

[harryinramshackle]

FINALLY

[lizardlycrimes]

...yeah

[dixidin]

A single like and reblog and I'll drop all my Argenthill hcs

[ambibug]

Hey guys!!! I’ve been thinking for awhile that the best way for me to start off April would be a list of my ABSOLUTE FAVORITE rarepairs!!! + a little bit of a dynamic/idea for what their relationship could be like

The list is a bit long so I’ll be putting them under the cut :3 happy shipping!!!!!!!

starting off with one of my OTPs..

Hawktua

{{Hawk x Tualang}}

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During a peace treaty, Hawk visits the rainforest. I imagine Ruby would urge him to explore by himself and not be so uptight, and so he meets a few locals. He meets Tualang and they tell him about their scar they got from the islands. They meet up to talk deeply about life and philosophies and what-not. And then the rest is history!!

Mastergoon

{{Mastermind x Lagoon}}

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After book 5, Tsunami comes back to the Kingdom of the Sea to talk to her mother. Coral accidentally lets it slip that Lagoon (the butler, not the queen lmao) is still in the dungeons. Tsunami demands that she’s released and, once she is, Lagoon rightfully flees the palace because. What the sigma bruh why did she trap her in there for no reason.

She ends up in the rainforest and comes across Mastermind’s little makeshift quicksand trap thing. They talk and he’s like “noo nooo I deserve it…” and she says “Heh…. ermmm actually I know a thing or two about being trapped and deserving it..!”

and then she becomes his evil henchman or whatever and they’re T4T cuz i said so

Gooning

{{Lagoon x Herring}}

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This one is just a fun little pairing. Royal servant x royal guard?!?!??!??!?!? OMG!!!!!! also serves as a cool pretense to Mastergoon... why did Lagoon run without her boyfriend or whatever??? omg????

Squidgame

{{Squid x Garnet x Flame}} -

Squid is the anxious one..... Flame is the angry one...... Garnet is the. normal one.... idk about this one honestly. it just came to me in a dream. Maybe Flame and Squid get put in a winglet and Flame is like "move me to another winglet before I blow up this entire mountain." and so he gets swapped with Garnet. Then Garnet and Squid get lowkey close and Flame is like "wait wtf. why do they get to be friends and i dont" and he starts just joining the conversation and ermmmm. yea. something liek that !

Foreskin

{{Foreseer x Kindle}} -

HEAVVYYYY angst and one-sidedness<///3 Foreseer can see into the future better than the average dragon, but really only has limited visions. Except!!! They can trace this very specific thread with extreme accuracy and it just so happens to be Kindle's life. They watch it a lot out of pure fascination and start to fall for them. It feels like they've known her their whole life. It hurts to know they'll never really meet them :(( WAHHHHHHHH very sad

Skyboto Taulet

{{Sky x Boto x tau x Droplet}}

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ok ok on a lighter note, this one is another of my favs!!

SO!!!!! after book 15, JMA opens again with more slots available for the newly inhabiting tribes. Sky and Tau join the Silver Winglet with Boto. Sky and Boto lowkey hit it off and start hanging out when they can.

When Anemone is sent back to the school, her mom sends her with a BUNCHH of her best selling scrolls or whatever to hand out. but,, she would rather DIE than do that so she just shoved them on their cave’s bookshelf and calls it a day.

Boto sees the pretty gold-bound scrolls and is like “we HAVE to read one of these” and then finds out that Sky also, in fact, cannot read. They start trying to figure out who could read the scroll for them, and Tau overhears, offering to read it for them. The scroll they read is the one about Droplet that was mentioned that one time.

When they read it, they all end up actually really liking it. They find that there’s a few more spin-offs/series installments in the pile and decide they’ll start a little book/fan club after their classes and such.

Eventually they get, like, suuuper into the series and they all lowkey start crushing on Droplet like omggg teehee he my favorite character. and then they all start selfshipping with him communally. that’s it that’s all that happens

Asschafer

{{Grasshopper x Chafer}}

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On his break, Grasshopper stops by The Sugar Dream. He tends to be chatty with other HiveWings, (NOT SilkWings. He is racist.) so he talks with Chafer a lot. At first, Chafer kept the talk light and brushed him off. But, as Grasshopper became more of a regular, their talks became longer. Grasshopper would stay to eat his sweets in the shop instead of taking it to go and would start accidentally holding up the line.

Eventually, once they’ve been talking and hanging out for a few months, Grasshopper waits until he’s the last customer to ask Chafer. The both of them know they shouldn’t be doing it; they’d be going against Queen Wasp to date without permission. But, alas, the yaoi was too strong and they both kissed and lived happily ever after or soemthing.

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Hope you guys liked my list!! feel free to share your 100% serious rarepairs in the notes!!!!!!

[therabbitthatpostthings]

THEY ARE SO CRINGE I LOVE THEM!!!!

[arsonisticartichokes]

Just realized I enjoy two flavors of ship, and that's either beautifully domestic or sharing an IRRATIONAL amount of emotional baggage loool

[the-starship-abraxas]

ERIDAN: vvris this is fuckin stupid

VRISKA: Well, do you have any 8etter ideas? ERIDAN: ... VRISKA: That's what I thought.

VRISKA: There we go! See I toooooooold you I knew what I was doing. ERIDAN: huh

ERIDAN: so it wwould seem you do ERIDAN: go fuckin figure

[RENEGADE AIMWASTE and MARAUDER FATEGRIP are now open for asks!]

[peachypizzicato]

can i guess doug? :o

[thedrotter]

i depend on you (based and very much inspired by @/sometimes317 's piece on twitter)

process pics in read more!!^^

you can tell the moment it struck me that i was practically drawing ship art www

[fumifooms]

Marchil crumbs part 5

Part 1 - Part 2 - part 3 - part 4 - part 6 - part 7 - part 8

The anime has come and since I have my shipping goggles on I am going to notice so much. This part will be less spoilery for anime onlys (tho if you want to see me talk about why I ship them and why they’re complementary this is not a good part to start with haha). Edit: After completing this part I can confirm it’s fully anime-onlys friendly and spoiler-free! For manga veterans though there are still some fun tidbits to be found, some recontextualisations and new extra content.

Holy shit guys they’re mirroring each other in the mural and reaching out to each other AND looking towards each other?!!!! Their pose is so striking and like perfectly align?! Which means it was so intentional and the staff wanted to highlight them (for an aesthetic and/or narrative purpose I’m sure but it happened)! I will never let this go we won so fucking hard let’s goooooo we are so back

Character foils!! Dynamic duo!!

Soulmates!!

In the opening at 1:16 he looks at her to see if she’s really going to it as the most critical of monster food & muster up courage to dig into it himself lmao… "Marcille doesn’t look too grossed out, she’s picky so this food must be fine then" Aka treating her as a poison taster/good cuisine judge lmao

Doodle from the animation director (source). I should translate it but I’m procrastinating on it so uh director’s brotp? Anyways they hanging out look at them :]

Laios is thinking to himself there (he’s the one saying the subs), and in the meantime Marcille and Chilchuck talk, likely figuring out the money situation. Strategizing duo back at it again not wasting a second

In the beginning of ep 1, when Marcille is rambling about where they could go to get food and what to grab, Chilchuck listens with a big smile & even closes his eyes as they walk. The implication is that he’s thinking about food, but man the scene hits different now that it’s voiced and I remember that indeed Chilchuck is closing his eyes to her voice and enjoying hearing her talk and ramble. I may be too far gone into the marchil pit

I feel like already they’ve come far from when Chilchuck dreaded being alone with Shuro and Marcille, waiting for the Toudens and Namari to arrive.

Ok this might actually be smth I’m gonna complain about but I feel like blushes have been drawn too vividly so far. Why does Chilchuck look like he’s confessing when he tells her she’s not a burden and he didn’t mean to make her feel that way. It almost comes across as "Woah she cares what I think?" 💀 The banter ensuing is of course also great

Ep 2 was an episode centered on them both that had the "Magic/Traps are my domain, don’t interfere!" parallel… And now with ep 3 we’re back to them being haters together. That’s her emotional support man

In ep 4, it doesn’t show well with a screenshot but when Senshi talks about his unmanned vegetable stand with a treasure chest, while in the manga Marcille and Chilchuck both think the same thing, "That’s why that treasure chest akways had money in it…", but in the anime instead they literally finish each other’s thought. Talk about being on the same wavelength.

Ep 5 is a marchil goldmine actually, it showcases perfectly how much of a package deal they are lol. Always sticking close to each other. Glancing at each other during meals… They literally nod at each other before they try a bite to steel themselves. They exchange a serious thoughtful glance when Laios talks about Falin truly being gone atm. They argue a bit but they go right back to sitting right next to each other after the meal <3 My god I can’t deal with them they are so…… "Hate this bitch, not my friend" 3 secs later "Heyy bestie!!" Also he’s worried he brought her mood down after mentioning Falin. Made a post about ep 5 collecting even more screenshots.

Episode 6 my hero my beloved… Again I made a post about the ep collecting all my screenshots here, and even a clip! But this IS the marchil crumbs masterpost thus I must collect the major ones here as well. First of all, fun staff drawings for the first screening!

I already posted a screenshot from the trailer of when Chil had his head on his knees sitting next to her, but after seeing episode 5 I think it’s a fun and interesting trend to notice that they sit next to each other way unnecessarily close wow. They continue to banter a ton, she continues to be very casual with touch, and they’re really cute! I love just how much Marcille blushed damn- It’s really cute too when you remember with the bicorn chapter that Chilchuck teases Marcille BECAUSE he enjoys getting a rise out of her, flustering her and seeing her reactions. I support the teasing -> laughing because her reaction is over the top all-Chilchuck economy. Also she apologizes for having let him go alone and be gone for so long by helping him with sewing his cowl… Cuties

She looked so happy when he opened up about his age!… And then seemed… Disappointed? When he "truly was just a kid". "So you really are a kid! How boring…" This implies that her intent was to tease him for funsies… Ok lads we reached 30 pics see you next post, I’m gonna cover the "wake up clumsy head" manga-anime differences and we’re gonna go back to our usual spoilers yummy schedule.

Here’s Marcille cosplaying as a succubus in the newest Daydream Hour… She may not be a half-foot or have deep-set eyes but let’s be real I think he’d explode

part 6 here!!