#AND IT WAS A METAPHOR FOR GAY SEX

[skajador]

shinji: my life is OVER i'm in JAIL i'm being accused of a HORRIBLE CRIME I DIDN'T COMMIT . why me!!! wHY MEEEEEEEEEE?????????? aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

kitaoka and goro:

[borgialamb]

THE BORGIAS (2011-2013) 2.01 — The Borgia Bull

[biggestsastielfan]

sam getting high off of cas’ blood. anddd post

[callthemstarchild]

[gideonisms]

So you get 90% of the way through Moby dick thinking everyone mainly acts the way they do because of homosexual feelings they are suppressing but then at the 90% mark ahab randomly starts sleeping with pip?? Is that the implication here???? I feel like I am hallucinating

[ray935sworld]

Marc and Bez heard German politics being homophobic and decided to have sex on track

[iwasbored777]

I wanna know what's going on in the heads of everyone who watched Deadpool & Wolverine and think that the movie wasn't gay. Did you even watch the right movie?

[sixseasonsandamovie-meimei]

Spot the difference

Btw I whole heartedly thought they were gonna Spider-Man kiss here

WHY DID THEY HAVE SO MUCH TENSION IN LITERALLY ALL THEIR SCENES TOGETHER

[wishchip106]

them and their chess games where they stare at each other rather than the actual game

[3cosmicfrogs]

What if you decapitated your enemy and then dismembered his corpse, an act for which you gained renoun during the war, but then you yourself were decapitated and your corpse dismembered i am drawing parallels i am seeing connections i am making conclusions

[catsconflictscopicsandchamomile]

Thinking about Dean's motif of corruption. "The very touch of you corrupts". Heaven, and Dean himself, see this corruption as rot. Hellfire. Moral decay, and, inevitably, destruction.

However, "corruption" can have other meanings, especially when defined by spn's (or most modern versions of) Heaven. "The very touch of you corrupts" when Cas first touched Dean, something took root. Dean's love, his protectiveness, the rugged life he was more or less forced into, his stubborn insistence, against all odds and in all circumstances, to prioritize family, food, hearth, a safe place to sleep and a planet that won't fall apart on him. Those roots spread- but not in any evil sense.

Tree roots.

Strong and unrelenting and vibrantly green, fed on tears, soil, blood, ash and salt, and on red meat and love. Wriggling through the cracks in Cas' celestial being, curling around the divine light and leaving rich earth behind it. Is it corruption? Is it decay? Yes. But nothing, angel or demon or antichrist or anything else, that Dean touches can help but become a creature of Earth. Most humans don't notice, humans are already Earthly beings, and most monsters are as well. Angels though?

Heaven and Hell are two sides of the same coin. The opposite of both is Earth- Earth with no care given to an afterlife, kindness and love existing for its own sake, no hypotheticals. Dirt, rot, messiness, food, hunger, tiredness, laughter, love.

and that scares the SHIT out of Heaven

they've seen angels fall, either living as humans or truly Falling, their grace charred and covered by hellfire

they've never seen one turn into a physical being before. even an angel reborn as a human is still an angel. Cas isn't becoming human. He's still an angel, but-

if the other angels can see the roots piercing through his true form, churning through grace like a sapling in new soil

what other word would they have but "corruption"?

(obligatory SAM IS NOT EXCEMPT FROM THIS. HE'S ALSO WEIRD THIS WAY follow-up bc yall will just hate Sam for no reason istg)

[simplydnp]

i mean. dan the boxing match is kind of a complicated sex act if you think about it.

[deadpanwalking]

what does punk mean in gay?

This is a great opportunity to remind everyone that I'm not amenable to followers who are mentally and/or physically under 18 years of age. I'm not holding your youth against you, but as things stand, I can barely produce enough breast milk to keep up with my cat's nutritional demands—it would be irresponsible to take in another child.

[ro-sham-no]

Would It Really Kill You If We ___? a poem by me.

[nohara-rin-dot-mp3]

madara did NOT have the warrior's spirit he was a FAKE. ASS. SINGLE-MINDED SHINOBI. for instance he often turned fighting people into a kind of gay sex. he only liked fighting when the person he was fighting was cool. and could top him. he didn't believe women existed. that's why he had to get bodied by moon bunny. okay. he was a loser at heart. he wasn't complying to narrative frameworks on the most fundamental level. tenten lastname, on the other hand,

[brisingr-sword]

everyone who thinks that wade and logan fucked in the honda odyssey or that it was a metaphor for gay sex go watch rope right now you’ll fucking love it