#ANYWAYS THIS WAS FUN

[platypus-brained]

▲ My Phineas Headcanons ▲

-> ▇ My Ferb Headcanons ▇ <-

❀ At school Phineas was constantly getting into trouble for talking over the teacher in class, which he does unintentionally

❀ And when he’s assigned a group project with his classmates Phineas has the habit of automatically doing most of the work and talking (which most take advantage of)

❀ Phineas will let his anger build up and up over time until he explodes like a volcano

❀ His favorite shape is a star! He could’ve picked triangle but that’s too on the nose (see what I did there?)

❀ And he has trouble picking only one favorite color but he favors orange and blue the most

❀ Contrary to popular belief, being optimistic doesn’t always come naturally to Phineas but he always tries to see the light inside the dark (“Summer Belongs to You!”)

❀ On rare bad days Phineas can go non-verbal and when this happens Ferb automatically takes over the talking (or they’ll both write notes to exchange with others)

❀ Before Ferb joined the family little Phineas was constantly Candace’s shadow and would copy everything she did (to both her annoyance and delight)

❀ When little Phineas had a nightmare he would often go to Candace instead of Linda because his big sis never fails to make him laugh

❀ Little Phineas would call Candace “Candy” and he still does on occasion (he likes nicknames)

❀ Phineas impulsively blurts out the first thing that pops into his head (he regrets it sometimes like in “Misperceived Monotreme”)

❀ It actually took some trial and error for him to learn all of Ferb’s subtle facial expressions at first but now he can read Ferb like an open book

❀ Phineas tends to accidentally interrupt people (especially when he’s enthusiastically info dumping) and will feel guilty afterwards

❀ Phineas invites Ferb along when Isabella is only asking him because he doesn’t want Ferb to feel left out (Recall “Out to Launch” for one instance) but this has varying degrees of success

❀ He doesn’t mind being the shortest out of his siblings and friends (short king!)

❀ He can be very clumsy and has hit his big nose on multiple occasions while walking past something (leads to some nose bleeds)

❀ Phineas ends up needing braces when he’s older but he invents something to speed up the teeth alignment process so he doesn’t wear them for long

❀ Phineas has the BIGGEST sweet tooth and especially loves all things chocolate

❀ His camera roll is filled with a ton of Perry pictures/videos and he’ll look at them when he has to leave Perry behind to go on a trip that doesn’t allow pets

❀ He likes to use Perry as a temporary hat and loves to come up with a ton of Perry related invention ideas (Recall “Across the 2nd Dimension”)

❀ Phineas develops a natural “sixth sense” for when Perry disappears and reappears (he’ll be the first to sense Perry’s presence when the platypus walks in a room and will point it out to everyone)

❀ He’s good at at balancing things on his head or nose like a seal (Ferb can as well)

❀ While Ferb has a particular interest in aquatic animals, Phineas has an interest in birds! (hinted at in “The Beak” and “A Chip to the Vet”)

❀ Phineas comes up with original song lyrics on the spot, especially when the mood strikes him, and will write them down in a notebook (he needs to buy a lot of new notebooks as a result)

❀ He snores and sleep talks a lot much to his embarrassment to which Ferb tenses him for it

❀ He has tried and failed to copy Ferb’s and Lawrence’s British accents much to their amusement but he does use British slang on occasion

❀ Phineas feels like something’s wrong or missing when he and Ferb are separated for a long period of time, which is why he struggles with coming up with invention ideas without him (“It’s No Picnic”)

❀ He struggles with grammar and spelling mistakes (“It’s About Time”) even when he’s older so his text messages are usually misspelled

❀ If Phineas gives you and only you the silent treatment after you’ve upset him you messed up BIG TIME

❀ Phineas (and Ferb to a lesser extent) love robots but he can never fully trust them after experiencing a few mishaps of them turning against their creators (“I, Brobot”)

❀ He struggles to sit still and prefers to sit in unconventional ways like upside down

❀ He can’t stand dead silence and needs any kind of background noise no matter how insignificant!

[leavemetoplaythesims]

i started watching gravity falls the other day and was inspired to make a pair of siblings that experiences weird paranormal stuff on a daily basis.

before:

[betweenblackberrybranches]

And i oup

[rhapsoddity]

ive done the evil art challege (do the opposite of what ppl on twt think ur style is) and uh

CODFATHER TIME

[shy-writes]

Zero Stars

tw: Mentions of death and chronic illness

I really wanted to like this product. I’d been having a lot of trouble with my current model, but I couldn’t afford an upgrade, so I was really excited to see the reviews saying this attachment basically gave you the same “lifesaving” feature as the new edition. But they were all TOTALLY WRONG and I can only assume those are bots paid for by the company, because I hooked everything up exactly how it told me to and I still ended up dying. And before anyone asks, yes I did follow all the directions exactly, and yes I tried turning it off and back on. Twice.

I’m seriously becoming more and more dissatisfied with how this company’s products are progressing. When I got the first model ten years ago, I was honestly skeptical. Like, I saw all the commercials and stuff, and I thought it just looked way too good to be true. Especially since it was so cheap back then. I guess they had to lower the prices a ton at first to convince people to gamble on it. You know, since it’s so hard to install and everything, and what if you went to all the trouble and it didn’t work?

But it did work. Immediately after I set it up, I could tell that the air in the house was so much purer. My dad had died that summer in the downstairs bedroom, and the whole place was still so heavy with it, but everything cleared up right away once I turned the device on. And my job at the time was awful; shitty hours, shitty pay, shitty coworkers. But then everyone started treating me better, and I even got a raise. That was just two days after the installation. That’s how quickly it started working back then.

I got a really cool girlfriend, which was kinda new for me. Like, I’d kissed a couple of girls in high school when I was just figuring out what it meant to be a lesbian, but I’d never had a real relationship like that. I’m a little embarrassed to admit it, but I mostly just slept around at college parties. I was kinda cool in those circles because I was a dropout and a townie, but every one-night stand just left me feeling like more of a failure. My brother’s a tech bro out on the west coast, and my sister’s in med school, but there I was having sex with random sorority girls and surviving off IHOP and cheap wine.

But anyway, a month after I installed the machine I got together with this cute girl Hannah. We all called her “Hannah with an H” because that’s how she gave her name at every bookstore or cafe when they asked for her rewards account info. For the longest time I was so confused because I thought she was talking about the H at the beginning of her name, not the end, and I was like uh, yeah, what else would it start with? She found that really funny when I told her about it. She found me really funny most of the time. I met her through a friend and I’d kind of absorbed information about her for a few months before we really met, and even though we didn’t know each other that well at first, we hit it off crazy fast. Like, it was a real U-Haul moment. We were up each other’s asses constantly, always going to this event or watching that movie, and it got to be where it was almost weird for us to be apart. I started to really like being thought of as half of a pair. Like we were a unit, a matching set, and we were better together than I’d ever been on my own. Maybe I was using her a little bit. But she was using me too. We were using each other, and we were both comfortable with it. Because of the machine. For two years, the machine made everything perfect.

But, as we all know, they found out that the first model was prone to catching fire, so they were all recalled. They replaced mine for free that time, which is something they’d never do now. They used to actually care about their customers instead of just milking them for every penny. But whatever, the second model was even better than the first. Hannah and I got engaged, and then we got hitched with an H. She wanted to move to a bigger place, but I didn’t want to deal with dismantling the machine, so she ended up paying for a professional to remove and reinstall it in our new house. They were really heavy back then, so it was a whole ordeal. It was more expensive to transport it than it was to buy it, honestly, but by then people were spreading the superstition that it’s bad luck to use a pre-owned machine, and that’s all we could’ve afforded then. They’d gotten so much more expensive than when I initially bought mine. Keep in mind that this was when they were, like, half the price they are now, and it was already dipping outside of my price range. But yeah, I don’t know if it was the new model or that it had a bigger house to work in or something, but I got a huge raise pretty much immediately after we moved into our new place.

Then the Model 3 came out, and we actually were doing pretty well for ourselves, so me and Hannah decided to go in on one together. We sold our old one online, too, so that helped make the cost of the new one feel more digestible. And guys, this was when Model 3 was, like, the SHIT. I know people trash it now, but it was so much better than Model 2. For one, it was smaller. They’re so tiny now that you’d probably laugh if you saw how crazy people got at the size of the 3, but it was revolutionary for its time. And, more importantly, the yield was insane. Hannah got a promotion, I landed a gig at my favorite comedy venue, and we found two baby kittens on our porch that summer. And y’all they were SO CUTE. Like, even for kittens, they were absolutely adorable. We just fostered them because we didn’t want to have any pets yet, but it was really fun to have those little fluff balls in the house for a while. It was really good for a solid two years.

And then Hannah got sick.

They still don’t really know what was wrong with her. But she’d wake up in the middle of the night struggling to breathe, and short walks exhausted her so much she’d be out for a day straight. They tried all kinds of meds—steroids, blood thinners, immunosuppressants—but nothing helped. We sent out every test they recommended, and of course Hannah couldn’t work anymore, so we ran out of funds pretty fast.

Then Model 4 came out. And it was smaller and came in pretty colors, and it was supposed to have health benefits. Nothing was working, and we were just so scared, so we used the last of our savings on a little mint green Model 4, and we had it installed as quickly as possible. I thought she got a little better, but I guess it was just a placebo effect. We almost joined the lawsuit against them for false advertising, but we decided that would be too stressful on us. We just wanted to spend time together. Whatever time we had left.

Well, turns out we didn’t have that much time, because Hannah left me. Said she didn’t want to have to live the rest of her life being sad for me, or something. She didn’t want to talk about it. She didn’t want to argue. She just wanted to leave, and so she left. I guess I can’t blame her. Sometimes I wonder if she’s still alive, somewhere. If she misses me. But probably she’s dead. I hope she’s dead, kind of. Does that make me a bad person? Whatever. Who cares.

Anyway, that’s around when my mom moved in with me. She was sick, too, but they knew what it was. Liver failure. So she moved in to die in my house, for some reason. I was always her least favorite child, but whenever I asked her why she didn’t just go stay with my brother and his wife or my sister in her fancy apartment, she wouldn’t answer me. Maybe she just wanted to punish me. Sounds about right. But I was getting sentimental, and I guess I thought I could make up for not saving Hannah by saving my mom, so I bought Model 5 when it came out. This time, they made sure all their health claims were backed by data. So, when I got it, I was really hopeful. I guess I should’ve read the fine print.

“Proven to improve health in those suffering from chronic conditions.*”

“*Symptoms of chronic pain and illness may be partially or fully managed by use of this device, however underlying causes are not guaranteed to reverse or improve.”

So I dropped a ton of money on the 5, and it made my mom kind of loopy and giddy, but her liver failed anyway and she died in her bed. By then the 6 and 7 had already come out, and we all knew that the newer models were designed to stop working after a few years, and the whole thing just left the worst taste in my mouth. I kind of loosely followed all the little scandals, like when they made their software incompatible with generic-brand attachments, but mostly I was just worried about my own stuff. Honestly, I don’t know why I got a new model when my 5 broke down. Out of habit, maybe? Funny, how those machines have become a vital part of normal life now.

I lived to regret it, though, because those new machines had a clairvoyant feature that predicted I’d die in a house fire. That was about four months ago. And I guess my experience wasn’t that unique, because a ton of other people were complaining about death fortunes online. At first I think most of us assumed it was a bug, but then people started dying for real. I think that’s why they advertised the Model 10 the way they did, with its new fate-bending capabilities. Which is pretty fucked up, if you think about it. Like, they sold us the poison that gave us this anxiety in the first place, and then they made us pay for the antidote. Shouldn’t they have just done another recall?

Whatever. Not my decision. And it doesn’t matter now, because even though this adapter PROMISED it would apply fate-bending technology to the older models, it didn’t work and now my house is on fire. My fingers are raw and overcooked and ins omuch pain typingt his right now, but I really just wanted to make sure no oneelse got tricke dby this product and the fake reviwes like Idid. I kind of can’t see thorugh the smoek now sos orry if thereare typos. Anways don’t buy tihs produtc.

[alien-til-i-stage]

Something to note is Top Three, and the way they display the characters. We have to remember that this video is purely for the aliens and their point of view, something to keep in mind.

When it gets to Luka’s part of the video, suddenly everything is much more vibrant and bright. The light is a striking color and almost feels blinding, but this is something that happens with the other characters too. But their scenes aren’t changed to be this bright. This might be that the scenes are edited much more heavily for Luka.

Another reason why I believe this is this specific scene of his hand. We have seen this particular scene in Ruler of My Heart, but its vastly different now

In the scene above, his hand is no longer purple, theres no longer any signs of his heart condition, we can also notice that they changed his skin tone too, going from a sickly pale to a different shade.

We can see in these scenes, that his skin is much paler, his fingertips are purple due to his heart condition and the scene is not as bright as the video seems to suggest, this all implies that the aliens are editing his scenes in particular.

Considering that in the scene of his hand in Top Three, how his hand seems to be edited to look much more natural, it might be to purposely hide his heart condition. This has to be something important, as both Top Three and Ruler of my Heart make a point to show his hands in this closeup for each video.

I believe this all is to suggest that Luka’s heart condition is being hidden by the aliens, perhaps for the purpose of making the audience have a higher chance of liking Luka. This might also show that the aliens in Alien Stage have a perference for Luka and want him to win this season of Alien Stage too.

Another thing I want to point out, if his heart disease is being hidden by everyone, it’s possible that Hyuna doesn’t know about it either. We know that they grew up together in Anakt Garden, but I doubt Hyuna wanted to really be around Luka after what had happened with Hyunwoo, making them estranged. Neither of them know the other too well, if Hyuna doesn’t know about Luka’s condition, which is an idea I think should be explored

[hibiskuit]

happy birthday granny ♡

[generic-enthusiast]

ultimate test of song knowledge: singing along to it while writing something else because it means singing along has become muscle memory and doesn't require thinking about the actual lyrics

[sesamenom]

Day 7 Freeform for @tolkiengenweek: Luthien finding Daeron after the events of 'Of Beren and Luthien' !

(and yes that is in fact Elured and Elurin, yes i realized they should absolutely not be in the same time period as baby Dior, yes i accidentally smashed 2 ideas together in my brain and i didn't realize this until i was half done)

Inspired by a conversation I had with @sakasakiii about Luthien going back for daeron (since apparently the doriathrim didn't want him, or at least not enough to mount a thingol-scale rescue party).

Also partially inspired by another part of the same conversation in which Rin brought up the idea of Daeron going to rescue elured and eluril. Anyways after the accidental timeline-mashing, I decided that well, the forest around menegroth is full of enough weird maia magic to explain elured & elurin time traveling directly into luthien, beren, and daeron's house decades before they were supposed to be born- after all, occasional time travel to weird magic places is Lost Road canon right?

[touchlikethesun]

so i completed my first ever fan binding, everything from start to finish - barring writing the fic myself - and i wanted to share the results!!

the fic is the certain things we lack by @deanpendragon on ao3 (it’s an incredible fic, if you haven’t read it already, you really really really should!!)

if anyone wants to bind their own copy using the typeset i made, i’ve put a fully formatted and print-ready pdf along with some instructions for how to go about fan binding (and links to people who can explain the process better than i can) on my google drive!

[lozerlist]

just wanna share my epic ipad homescreen with the rest of the world

anyways, it was supposed to be spideypool but i went against the idea since i didn’t really know where deadpool would fit 😞

[lunarshadow04]

emo cups

I'm a little late to this, but I wanted to draw the mugman and chai emo designs that @cupheaded and @whosectype made (respectively) !!

I made Cuphead's design and Lav's of course too for fun

This was supposed to just be a little sketch, but it turned into an almost 4 hour drawing-

[mytricksyspirit]

was drawing a shitpost with caliban in it but then got completely distracted by designing him

[strandedcrow]

i didn’t have wifi for a day so i drew my durge on my phone here u go

[akariss]

Mha ending talk

Honestly, as much as im able to accept the ending, I have more gripes than I thought I did after a few days. I think the ending is fine even if it’s nothing groundbreaking and simply very basic. However, the main issue with the ending was the League of Villains conclusions. Nothing for them in the end apart from Spinner who released his book and Compress just sitting in jail reading said book like ok ??

The League absolutely deserved better bc how are you striving to save victims once the ones who started this protest are either dead or just locked up ?? Nothing good came to those who had to suffer for years in the end and it really does infuriate me. They were victims of abuse and of the society around them before anything and yet, in the end, they will never be known as anything other than villains. Not even a chance to start anew or even live to see what their efforts brought, just death which is their so called ‘salvation’.

If anything, at least Tenko/Shigaraki should’ve made it out as well. I mean, his ending was by far the cruelest. We get to learn about Tenko chapters prior and witness the horrifying circumstances of his birth and his entire life and yet he gets nothing in return other than death. He never had the chance to be anything other than a pawn in AFO’s game and it is seriously heartbreaking. Shigaraki never had anything of his own or to call his (other than the League which is the closest thing to him but lo and behold they also met that unfortunate fate). So yes, while I do accept the ending and even like various aspects of it, there’s no denying that it leaves a bad taste in my mouth when I think about it too long. This isn’t the only complaint I have about how the League was handled in the end or just other choices made, but it is my most prominent one. MHA is still an incredible story and one that I’m forever thankful to have not only experienced in real time but just to have discovered it and it’s precisely bc I think like this that I needed to get it off my chest.

[dontlookforme00]

Jashtober Day 6- Nerd

Silly secondary school au that I whipped up in like an hour?? No way !!

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