#Adopticons

[thegatorsgoose]

Your doodles, gentlemen ✨ I apologize for the absence of a cassette cuddle puddle, I simply can’t wrap my head around how that would look 😔

@playedcrowd5610 , @asrielg0d , @land-of-frogs-and-dragons , @linxel , @karnia-queen

[playedcrowd5610]

Fanart for "ADOPTICONS" by Daisyle125 - You can find them on Instagram and DeviantART! Their stuff is so cute OMG.

(Reposted to Tumblr with permission)

[playedcrowd5610]

AHHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS SO GOOD!!! Hahahahaha!

I love your style. OMG! Shockwave still manages to look so stunned! Thank you 💜💜💜

The last shot of Danny standing is so funny I love it. Also, Soundwave looks so tired XD

Based on this post by @playedcrowd5610. You guys should read their DPxTF crossovers :)

(Time to smash my oldest hyperfixation with my latest hyperfixation hohohoho. Feel free to chat with me about either)

[playedcrowd5610]

Danny: Sooo, uh. I live here now? Megatron: …No. Soundwave: *handing Megatron a datapad with adoption papers* Megatron: Soundwave, no.

Soundwave: Yes.

[playedcrowd5610]

Autobots handling humans

Will hold hand open for the human in question to step/crawl onto/sit in, very gentle

Cupped in palms, where it is safer/secure

Handled very delicately.

Decepticons handling Danny

Danny will lift his arms above his head 0.5 second before a Con will snatch him and carry him off in their fist.

Will be casually curled around claws

Has been held upside down, sometimes dangled by a leg.

Watching the cons hold Dang brings the Autobots much stress, but Danny is durable and does not seem to have an issue with the way he is handled.

He does keep advising the other humans to not follow in his footsteps though. One tried the arm thing and got the wind knocked out of them when they were snatched.

HAHAHA this is so accurate!! XD

[playedcrowd5610]

Sibling Rivalry

Danny: "Can I have a flamethrower?"

Soundwave: "No."

Danny: "Laserbeak has a flamethrower!"

Soundwave: "Laserbeak: is responsible."

Danny: "Laserbeak just set Starscream on fire."

Soundwave: "Exactly."

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Adopicons :)

[playedcrowd5610]

*Chaos going on in the background* Danny: “Sorry about my brothers. They don’t get out much.” *An explosion goes off.* Danny: “I’m adopted.”

[playedcrowd5610]

Adopticons - DP x Transformers

Summary:

After a routine scouting mission leaves one of the mini-cons injured, they end up getting help from an unusual source. Since that day, the small cassettes have been obsessed with this human who stared them down and for some reason, took it upon himself to try and help. Maybe Soundwave has room for one more mini-con in his ranks after all. 

Or: Danny happened to save a metal cat from a fight with Cujo and now ever since then all of these mini robots keep showing up in his town and spying on him (not very secretively). Now he’s got to deal with six mini-mechs and their overprotective twenty-two-foot-tall caretaker… What has his afterlife come to?

[playedcrowd5610]

https://www.tumblr.com/playedcrowd5610/779675238148554752/ok-but-adopticons-danny-getting-taken-on-a

Saw this an immediately thought of how funny it would be if “Decepticon” Danny decided to have beef with Prowl specifically. The autobots just witness Soundwave hurling a (from their perspective) regular human teenager (who seems to have the Decepticon logo taped onto his jumpsuit?) at Prowl’s face. And are then doubly shocked at how terrified Prowl is

Soundwave: deploy: Ravage, laserbeak.

Bumblebee: hoo boy here we go agai—

Soundwave, pulling an entire human out of his tape deck(?!): deploy: Danny

Autobots: wtf?

Soundwave: (proceeds to yeet the human with full power)

Autobots: WTF

Danny, zooming towards Prowl at 40mph: 😈

Prowl, recognizing him: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(Danny proceeds to body slam and maul the ever loving shit out of Prowl while Rumble and Frenzy try to take pictures)

HAHAHAH!!! I have been laughing at this for so long! Thank you 🤣

“Decepticon logo taped to his jumpsuit” that’s so funny!

Thank you so much for this masterpiece and I hope someone draws it XD

[playedcrowd5610]

Someone: “Wait, you’re saying this human is your sibling? That doesn’t make any—" Frenzy: “Energon or blood means nothing. Chaos is thicker than water.” Danny: “That's beautiful.” Rumble: “I read it on a T-shirt.”

LMAO

[playedcrowd5610]

DANNY: they say that there are two constants in the universe = Death and Taxes

DANNY: the first one managed to get me, but like hell I’m letting the second one finish me off. The IRS can’t get me if I live on an alien spaceship!!

[playedcrowd5610]

For Adopticon.

I need Soundwave to look at Danny's parents and then look at Danny and simply say "I can do better" and then proceed to do better!

-🦝

Soundwave is the best caretaker confirmed! Also reminds me of the one art @thegatorsgoose did, which was so cute!

'Soundwave Parent-Teacher Conference'

[playedcrowd5610]

Danny: so, I’ve moved in with a bunch of alien robots from the planet cybertron. They call themselves Decepticons, and yeah they’re kind of dodgy morally speaking but it’s not like I’m unfamiliar with that.

Dani: there is… so much to process there, but congratulations!

Jazz: I mean… at least this means you can avoid paying Taxes?

Dan: [Falshbacks of killing the autobots and deceptions in his original timeline, and how much of a pain in the ass it was. Realising he might have to kill Megatron. Again]. Hrn.

Dan in this universe would be so interesting, I swear! I thought about this a few times! Ah, I feel like I need to come up with a scene like this and write it! I need more ideas for it, though.

[playedcrowd5610]

Megatron: Soundwave

Soundwave, holding Danny in one hand like a ferret: yes Lord Megatron?

Megatron: Soundwave that is not a cassette you cannot keep it.

Soundwave: affirmative.

Later on that day…

Megatron: …

Danny, in a cardboard ‘cassette’ cosplay: :)

Rumble and Frenzy, covered in glue: :)

Danny be like:

I love this 😆

[playedcrowd5610]

Ok but adopticons Danny getting taken on a scouting trip to spy on the autobots, and just being given the instructions of ‘cause problems on purpose’.

Prowl: he’s in the walls! He’s in the goddamn walls!!

L

This is so funny given the upcoming chapters LMAO

[playedcrowd5610]

Aaand Danny has now met all of the siblings!! (It’s just Dadwave left now). Ratbat is soooo adorable.

At some point tho Danny gotta return the favor and introduce his new robot siblings to his bio-siblings.

I feel like team older siblings Jazz and Ravage would get along great, and Jazz would 100% love Ratbat. Dani/Ellie + the Twins would be a disaster wanting to happen and it would be spectacular (Vlad Masters will suffer for it though). I feel like Dan is just seeing all this and wondering if this means he has to kill Megatron again and how that’s going to affect his parole (he’s happy about new siblings and all tho)

Dan, meeting the mini-cons would be so chaotic. OMG, I didn't even think of that!

And Ellie and Ratbat!!! They would be so cute! All the cuddles.

But also, Ravage and Jazz will have the best big sister bonding experiences!

Jazz: "You'll take care of him for me, will you? When I'm not around." Ravage: *Nods* "Always."

I love them so much. <3