#Beanstalked

[rockybloo]

🌱Beanstalked Double Update🌱

Blood warning for page 8 - ANYWAYS TIME FOR THE EXTRA FUN PART OF THIS CHAPTER

[gremlinboykevin]

Two sketches I made for @rockybloo !!! ;v;

[apiarttt]

Fan art of @rockybloo's Jack!!!

[beanstalked]

Chapter 3: A Nostalgic Melody

[ramble-bloo]

Crystal has kinda wacky blood circulation due to her artificial heart. It does the best it can to keep her physically going but her hands and feet are the coldest parts of her body. Overall, her body temperature is one of the coldest in Briar Patch to some concerning degrees even though it doesn't seem to effect her much.

Crystal is also a bit of a prankster.

Which means there have been multiple occasions where she's snuck up on someone and put her cold ass hands on the back of their neck, leading to said person screaming both from the shock and the cold.

She's gotten nearly everyone save for Miss Castor (nobody pranks her out of respect), Nana (she knows she'd kill her), Pinokuni (he can't really feel temperature like that), Ben (his fur is too thick), and Kai (he's such a nice guy that she feels bad).

Piper is a bit of a mixed bag because he doesn't get all too surprised due to his heightened hearing and the cold reminds him of home since it's damn near always snowing where he's from so he doesn't mind the sudden cold hands that much. He's like...the only one who can really laugh things off.

She got Paulie once and it triggered his frog instincts, specifically the need to hibernate, and he passed the fuck out on the floor right there. He woke up seconds later and gave her a piece of his mind but Hazel and Kettle thought it was funny as hell.

Crystal has also scared Jack quite a few times and it was some of the highest pitched screaming she's gotten from her trick she's heard in her life.

[coffeegardens-misc]

that cover is so good

the one who sings hercules looks so love sick omg

Some Hercules AU doodle based off "Forget About It" because it is such a Red Beans flavored song (that's also where Nana's dialogue is from).

The last pic is especially fitting because in canon, Nana can 100% kill someone with just a punch. She is that strong.

Jack loves it.

[ethanmaldridge]

Bedtime stories

Prints are available here!

[thestuffedalligator]

…Fairy tale mech anime where the mechs are giant wooden puppets carved by Geppetto from Pinocchio. Goldilocks pilots the bear mech, Red Riding Hood pilots the wolf, the frog mech wants to be a human, and Beauty falls in love with her beast mech. Is that anything.

[caffichai]

Beanstalk was soooo close in the previous open poll, so I wanted to draw her too!

Imagine if our favourite professional breeder could come first. Or, perhaps she's just the sort to let others finish first? :3

[Bluesky]

And hey, if you want to participate in more polls in the future, and even choose who should go on the polls (along with some other goodies), check out my Patreon!

[glitchplight]

wooooahhh hyenas

[rockybloo]

Beanstalked is a webcomic following Jack, a farm boy who recently just found out he's a fairy tale, as he tries to figure out what his true happy ending is in a world where Happily Ever Afters are disappearing.

If you like fairy tales and magic with a side of blood, violence, and swearing THEN GO CHECK IT OUT!

🌱Beanstalked on ComicFury🌱

[beanstalk1228]

I hope no one did this yet

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[puddingcatbeans]

i really do appreciate leverage: redemption hammering home the message of "it's okay to ask for help. in fact, it's crucial. you better ask for help, or else"

[beanstalked]

[caliburn-the-sword]

hey pals, i actually REALLY don't like the dragon games lineup

like... this is just so random. it doesn't fit. i don't like this. if ever after high didn't solely exist to market dolls, these are the students that i can see playing in the dragon games. but first, i wanna start with an explanation of why i'm removing who i'm removing from the lineup

the wonderlandians: i'm gonna be so fr, if scott morrison came to my hs and was like "yo guys i'm starting a basketball team" i am NOT joining that shit. and bro wasn't even incarcerated for poisoning the other country i have citizenship in OR idk stealing some other lady's job. he's just a prime minister that i don't really like. and i'm not a refugee. the wonderlandians on the other hand... yikes. they would NOT have played dragonball with the evil queen

the o'hair twins: now first of all, holly has expressed nothing but wanting to follow her destiny, which very much includes damselling and distressing. plus that hair is a fire hazard ;-; as for poppy, when i first watched dragon games i deadass thought that the twins ONLY got armour because they were just modelling what everyone else would get, and they wouldn't take part. especially because i think she'd be more concerned with maintaining the integrity of the armour and doing routine checks just making sure that a piece of equipment wouldn't become faulty and responsible for one of her friends or classmates getting injured

melody piper: what do you MEAN that this girl isn't emceeing the event?? she was born for that

who would actually play:

raven queen, for the exact reasons in the show

apple white, but only because the evil queen blackmails her

now, an argument could be made against darling charming, since she'd been working so hard before this point to maintain the whole "damsel in distress" thing she had going on since her parents were legacy book-thumping royals, however i think she would've been able to make the case to them "well daring is gonna marry apple one day so i think it's good for me to start getting along with snow white now since she's his future mother in law", plus everyone practically worships snow white

daring charming. bro has a DRAGON RIDING LICENSE. yet he wasn't on the field lmao

cerise hood. girlie is canonically a jock. she would live for dragon games. all she'd need to do is pin her hood to her hairline and she'd be fine

briar beauty because she's literally an adrenaline junkie. it's honestly more surprising that she WASN'T the first one to sign up. like make it make sense

i can see jillian beanstalk also joining since she's got that big ol sense of adventure

now, last spot is a bit of a tossup. i could probably see hopper croakington joining just to try to impress briar, or sparrow because it's "rock 'n roll". i'm leaning towards hopper slightly more since sparrow's whole thing is "i look out for the number one: me" or whatever and he's probably more afraid of dying than like. looking cool. especially because i actually don't think he does any hero classes or anything (just going off memory)