#Beginning 3

[kevinns-quest]

*Kevinn and Puleng suddenly heard distraught arguing coming from right outside.. They both rushed over to Kevinn's window.. Kevinn's tail then began to wag as she recognized the familiar Obastagoon..

"Now listen here Kenny- I've been coming here for the past few YEARS ever since my first nice, and nephew first came here, and you've seen my face so many times- I mean for Arceus sake, youe dating my nephew! So why in h*ll do I need to fill out some stupid form to get some stupid visitor's pass- When I can just come and see my family without obstacles like you!"

*Kenny, looking rather scared but at the same time in fury from the Obastagoon's outburst tried to reason with them.

"I'm sorry Mr. Fast- But since my cooperation attempts have failed.. I'm going to have to escrot your off the premise and-"

"H*ll no boy! I ain't doing squat!"

"Im going to ask you this once again Mr. Fast-"

*Kevinn had enough of the Obastagoon and the Umbreon's bickering- so she finally intervened from the window.

"Yo Kenny! Just go away man! We all know how this is going to end- Being your going to get flipped off, or you a*s is going to get beat! Again.. So just go away, okay? I mean I know its my uncle man!"

"Fine! Fine... I can tell when my prescene is unappreciated.. And unwanted..."

*With that, the Umbreon tucked his tail between his legs and headed elsewhere on Campus.. As the Umbreon turned around however, the Obastagoon gave them an uncanny gesture.. Kevinn covered the window, hoping not to see a familiar scene once again..

"Woah- Okay uncle Fast, did not need to take things this far.."

"I still could see, you know?"

"Oh.. Well.. Race ya to outside!"

*Kevinn instantly dashed out of the room, creating clattersome thus as she raced down the main stairway, out the main building doors. There Is where she collided with the huge Obastagoon, and embraced him with joy.

*Fast is now available for Asks!

[bloomeng]

I like to think in traditional 80’s mlp fashion Maria is just a human girl in this au

bc i’ve gotten so many comments:

No I will not make Shadow an alicorn.

No I will not make Amy an earth pony.

I have explained why multiple times in depth and if you are interested it should be under the sth tag on my blog or in the comments of this post.

I shouldn’t have to say this but it’s poor etiquette to explain design choices back to creators. I encourage those who disagree to create their own versions.

To everyone else who has been nothing but kind thank you. I appreciate it.

[calam1typann3]

THIS SHIT IS HILARIOUS

[guiiay]

yeah... yeah

[chloesimaginationthings]

The bitterness kills Michael Afton in FNAF..

[ashenquill]

Thinking about the Bats suppressing their injuries and how yes, they have crazy high pain tolerance, and yes, they are in peak human condition, but ALSO, they do Too Much Shit sometimes and have definitely made injuries worse by accidentally ignoring them

Like, imagine one of them throws out their back doing something Totally Normal and Mundane so they just. Ignore it. Because I literally sneezed, it can’t be that bad, right?

(Spoiler alert: it is that bad)

Tim, moving more slowly than normal and grimacing every few seconds: damn maybe I pulled something

Jason, stopping by to pick up some things he needs while Bruce is out: ?? What’ja do?

Tim: I dunno, but my back really fucking hurts and I’m starting to get all numb and tingly

Jason: ?!?!?

Jason: How long has it been hurting????

Tim: I don’t know??? I guess, like, a few hours???

Jason: What did you do????

Tim: I DON’T KNOW, MAN, IT STARTED AFTER I SNEEZED

Jason, laughing: YOU HURT YOURSELF BY FUCKING SNEEZING????

Tim: THAT LITERALLY CANNOT BE THE CAUSE

Jason: I dunno man, kinda sounds like it

Jason, in tears: Maybe it’s time to retire

Tim: FUCK YOU IM FINE

Tim: WATCH I’LL PROVE IT

Tim, about to do a backflip: oh fuck- OW

Tim: *passes out from the pain*

Jason, still laughing his ass off: Nice landing, Timmy!

Tim:

Jason: Timmy?

Tim:

Jason: Tim?

Jason: oh shit—

[happyheidi]

｡ﾟﾟ･｡･ﾟﾟ｡ ﾟ. September will bring blessings.

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[vixpunix]

they're best friends

[geckkoo]

Paradise, paradise

[aqrilene]

Someone forgot about sunscreen. ☀️

[thefakehedgehogaroundhere]

I NEED EVERYBODY TO DO ME A FAVOR AND SHUT THE FUCK UP

[drdisasterartz]

stardust to stardust // inspiration -> "The Kiss" by Gustav Klimt

edit: reblogs r appreciated plsplspls😖💕‼️

[brainrotcharacters]

wade's undiagnosed ADHD (giggling everytime Logan stabs him) is only ever matched by Logan's undiagnosed autism (stabbing Wade with his claws when he's overstimulated)

[classichorrorblog]

Friday The 13th Franchise Opening Titles (1980-2009)

[ninja-knox-ur-sox-off]

Okay 3 things

1. I was thinking about an aroace Sonic who says things that can be taken as wildly flirty/romantic but he just means them genuinely. “You have beautiful eyes, I keep getting distracted while looking at them,” not cause he’s interested romantically in them but because eyes can be really cool and pretty man I dunno what to tell you he likes looking at cool things and he thinks his friends are neat. “You’re the most beautiful person here,” because he really thinks that, he loves his friends

2. Sonic randomly dropping heartfelt genuine comments on his friends out of the blue completely blindsiding them and then moves on like nothing happened while they’re left going ?????? Bonus points if he does something immensely stupid or jerkish just before or immediately afterwards and they can’t tell if he was serious or not with the compliment (yes he was)

3. Sonic usually being so allergic to truly vulnerable moments that when he expresses something heartfelt randomly Tails thinks he’s been stabbed or something and does not believe him when he reassures him that he’s fine he’s fine he’s not dying yeesh

[taeaura]