#Blue lock incorrect quote

[hellowyellow1]

Blue lock shitpost 1 (A.K.A I need to clean out my laptop cuz half this shit is bl)

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[princereo]

textposts number i forgor

[merlucide]

Incorrect quote pt2

Y/N: We have to find my darling husband! I’m so worried about him..!

Friend: seriously, what do you see in that guy?

Y/N: He makes me laugh.

This applies to:

(JJK) GOJO, itadori, inumaki,

(MHA) KAMINARI, MONOMA,

(KNY) SANEMI, INOSUKE,

(HQ) OIKAWA, KYOTANI, kageyama, tanaka, nishinoya, tsukishima, LEV, kenma, SUNA, ATSUMU, SAKUSA, HOSHIUMI

(BLLK) BACHIRA, isagi, RAICHI, nagi, RIN, SHIDOU, otoya, SENDOU, OLIVER, KAISER, CHARLES

[annzera]

Sae: I want to kiss you.

Y/N, not paying attention: What?

Sae: I said if you die, I wont miss you.

[correct-gay-soccer-players]

Kaiser: Yoichi, can I have some water?

Isagi: starts chugging his water bottle

Isagi: chokes from drinking too fast

Isagi: spills water all over himself

Isagi, coughing: I don't have any water.

[luizsoul]

Kaiser: Yoichi, why do we exist?

Isagi: Hype moments and aura farming.

Kaiser: Type shit.

[itoshiabi]

You: You ever think about how hot it is that you never text first?

Sae: That's not hot, that's poor communication.

You: Yeah, but like… in a mysterious, emotionally unavailable kinda way.

Sae: I literally answered your meme at 3am.

You: See? Which means you care!

[inecdote]

rin doesn't fw calligraphy.

also he would not say bruh

[incorrect-bllk]

Isagi : Don't do the thing.

Bachira : I’m gonna do the thing.

Isagi : I literally just said— Bachira, NO !

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Bachira : *handing Isagi a ball* Hold this for me, buddy.

Isagi : Why ?

Bachira : I’m about to do something very stupid, and I don’t want it to get damaged.

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Bachira : I have an idea !

Isagi : Is it a good idea ?

Bachira : … I have an idea !

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Isagi : Why is my water bottle empty ?

Bachira : Oh, I needed it for my pet cricket.

Isagi : You have a what ?

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Isagi : Bachira, stay focused.

Bachira : I am ! My monster and I are perfectly in sync.

Isagi : That’s great, but you’re dribbling into our goal.

[delusionalpolo]

Rin : "That's ridiculous, Y/N doesn't have a crush on me."

Isagi : "Yes she does."

Sae : "Yes she does."

You : "Yes I do."

[hellowyellow1]

Blue lock shit post 3

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[princereo]

[merlucide]

I don’t care if your contagious - Pierce The Veil

“And I don't care if you're sick

I don't care if you're contagious

I would kiss you even if you were dead

Would somebody make me go blind for the rest of my life?

'Cause I'd do anything to hold your hand”

GOJO, GETOU, NANAMI, ITADORI, MEGUMI, INUMAKI, CHOSO

MIDORIYA, TODOROKI, BAKUGO, KIRISHIMA, HAWKS, DABI, TOGA

HINATA, KAGEYAMA, NISHINOYA, TANAKA, TSUKISHIMA, YAMAGUCHI, MIYA TWINS, SUNA, KITA, HOSHIUMI, BOKUTO, AKAASHI, KUROO, KENMA, LEV, IWAIZUMI, OIKAWA

BACHIRA, CHIGIRI, REO, BAROU, NIKO, SHIDOU, YUKIMIYA, RIN, SENDOU, OILVER, NESS

ik I didn’t add him but I think this would apply to SAKUSA eventually <3

made March 30th 2024

[riririnnnn]

[Rin trying to teach English to Bachira]

Rin: Now, spell 'seaward'.

Bachira: Uh.. C..

Rin: ?

Bachira: U..

Rin:!!

Bachira: N..

Rin: STOP!

Isagi:...

Isagi: Glad you didn't tell him to spell 'inward'.

Rin:???

Rin:...

Rin:!!!

[hadilsblog]

You : Hey, why did the chicken cross the road?

Barou : To get to the other side of the road?

You: You are supposed to say, “I don’t know, why.”

Barou : Ahhh, well.. Why did she block the road?

You: To reach the stupid's house

Barou: Well..?

Bachira: Hey Barou, knock, knock

Barou: No

bachira: You're supposed to say "Who's there?"

Barou: Let's quickly finish this shit , who's there?

Bachira: the chicken

Barou:

bachira:

You:

Barou: you two pieces of sh-

[nominote]

ness: kaiser, we need to talk about us, seriously, plea-

kaiser: nessie.

ness, blushing: no, now isn't the time for cute nicknames...

kaiser: this isn't a cute nickname i'm calling you the loch ness monster