#Burgerposting

[dankxsinatra]

My fellow americans, ngl, a big ole cheesed burger would hit the spot rn

[peachnix]

it sucks being an American because people from other countries will make fun of you for liking burger and you will try to be like NO! I EAT OTHER FOOD TOO! but you can't get the words out because you're too busy salivating over the idea of burger

[ashes2caches]

[machine-unlearning]

TWO SLICE BREAD AND ONE SLICE MEAT COOKED OUTSIDE IN SUMMER HEAT TOPPED WITH SAUCE AND ONE BIG LEAF NAMED LIKE HAM BUT MADE WITH BEEF

HAMBURGER - THE 'MERICAN FOOD HOT OFF GRILL AND BARBECUED

[ir0mono]

All I need is a burger, $40, and a banger album rn

[jingo]

[justanotherkittyy]

kibby cat here, you should feed me a cheeseburger honestly

[whimsycreations]

not sure why I drew this

[juh-wasnt-deactivated19691231]

burger.proto

syntax = "proto3"; import "google/protobuf/timestamp.proto"; enum StoreType { UNKNOWN = 0; LARGE_FRANCHISE = 1; SMALL_FRANCHISE = 2; LARGE_CHAIN = 3; SMALL_CHAIN = 4; SOLO = 5; } enum DeliveryType { FORGOT = 0; IN_STORE = 1; DRIVE_THRU = 2; PICK_UP = 3; DELIVERY = 4; } message BurgerMetadata { string store = 1; StoreType store_type = 2; string address = 3; string store_number = 4; google.protobuf.Timestamp date = 5; string burger_name = 6; uint32 patties = 7; uint32 cheese_slices = 8; repeated string cheese_varieties = 9; repeated string patty_materials = 10; DeliveryType delivery_type = 11; } message MeatDescription { string doneness = 1; string warmth = 2; string seasoning = 3; string texture = 4; string toughness = 5; string moisture = 6; string size = 7; } message CheeseDescription { string melt = 1; string flavor = 2; string quantity = 3; } message BunDescription { string moisture = 1; string texture = 2; string flavor = 3; string sog = 4; // different from inherent bun moisture } message BurgerExecution { string packaging_style = 1; string packaging_humidity = 2; string cheese_structure = 3; // is the cheese sitting atop or between the patties where it can melt down onto the burger? or below the patties where it looks weird string cheese_demelt = 4; // if the cheese melted, has it cooled/congealed? string relative_sizing = 5; // do the proportions of meat/cheese/bun make sense string correctness = 6; // is this actually what the menu and/or order specified } message Burger { BurgerMetadata metadata = 1; MeatDescription meat = 2; CheeseDescription cheese = 3; BunDescription bun = 4; BurgerExecution execution = 5; }

the look on the casual burgerer's face when they realize i'm serious

[catwyk]

midnight burger episode 36 french jumpscare

[pleasejustletmesleep]

I wanna burger

[unicarcass]

burger.🍔

[peachnix]

pov: you go to get a burger from your local burger restaurant and you see these four guys sitting across from each other:

serious responses ONLY! what would you do.

[mossfeed]

the only problem is my pasta water is currently boiling over

[branmuffins22]

i tend to eat by the numbers, cleaning my plate of one thing before i get to the next. but today i got to experience a special surprise.

i had eaten all of my fries— delicous, salty, starchy goodness— and just reached to start on my burger.

but when i lifted it up, do you know what i found? let me simulate for you my experience...

a secret, bonus fry! hidden behind my burger the whole time!! just when i thought i was out, bam! one last tasty morsel before the main dish!!!

exquisite...

[doggirlhen]

pup's new burger looks so good ;~;

We have burgers filled with cheese around here, but I still haven't tried one..

cheese explosion localized entirely on the foxtaur

also a closeup on the burger for anyone who wants to see it