#But I thought given the timing it would be funny this time. And I was right!

[letters-from-himring-hill]

He really could! That man needs to learn to be indignant on his own behalf! I think you're right. Golem making seems to be both an art and a science in a way that sounds like a physical counterpart to programming. I think Morwen could be very good at it, given some time to practice. Gavrel as an alchemist is...kind of terrifying, but I'm sure he'd be highly effective!

So he was...what, going to devote all his time to training and befriending and cooking for her in a purely platonic way -- stop laughing, Nik! It's not funny! She needs a protector! (Ah. So basically like my uncle the lifelong farmer, except with additional scars.) (I laughed out loud when I read that. Embarrassment all around at the time, but I can admit that it is funny in hindsight! It would be really hilarious to write that scene with alternating perspectives so that you got Gavrel going "I am going to get a good grade in friend :)))) I am going to provide her with needed medical attention :)) maybe she will not hold me failing to tell her about phantom wounds against me if I make up for it well enough :))) also yay I get positive touch out of this" and Morwen's mental monologue just. Completely breaking down. Train of thought not just derailed but bouncing off the side of the canyon as it lands in the river. "He is?? Trying to seduce me??? But friend! Positive impressions! Want to maintain positive impressions! But seduction? What?? Why?? Confused??? Friend? Want to be friends? But boundaries! Cannot do this! HEEEEELP how do I handle this? What's a polite way to say 'no I don't want to sleep with you if that's what you're asking I'm not sure if that's what you're asking but please don't be asking me that but also I kind of like you' AAAAAAAAA")

The best dynamic for a group of characters: every single one of them is the weirdest person you will ever meet, but in wildly different ways.  Every time you think you’ve identified “the normal one” they casually reveal that they don’t think birds exist, or they fistfight grizzly bears on the weekends, or they collect human skulls, and you realize again that none of these people are remotely normal.

Also they’re found family.

[demonpiratehuntress]

the green she-monster (Straw Hats + Ace, Law, Kaku)

featuring - Zoro x F!Reader, Ace x F!Reader, Law x F!Reader, Kaku x F!Reader, Sanji x F!Reader, Usopp x F!Reader, Luffy x F!Reader

summary - you're the jealous one this time

warnings - violence (mostly in Sanji's but slight in all)

a/n - i apologise for the long absence, guys, the movie K-Pop Demon Hunters has taken over my life at the moment so i was writing all my ideas for that before i forgot them

ZORO

You trust him. He'd never given you a reason not to. It was other women you didn't trust, because you'd seen firsthand how handsy and daring they could get despite being told no.

Like now, you were sitting in a local tavern with Nami and Robin, eyes trained on the group of women eyeing your boyfriend like he was a piece of meat. They hadn't moved yet, but you had no doubt that they were going to. Your oblivious swordsman was already halfway drunk, and wouldn't be able to hold back so many on his own.

One of them finally got up, brave enough to approach him. She flashed him a smile, he told her that he's with you, and she said she just wanted to talk.

She did not just want to talk.

You were up and storming over at the first touch, the moment her fingers grazed the skin of his arm was also the moment you caught her wrist and yanked her away.

Your smile was sickeningly sweet, a subtle threat seeping into your words, "Now, is that any way to treat a happily taken man? He said he was with me, so are you deaf or just that stupid?"

The woman's eyes widened and she quickly scuttled off back to her group, warning them in hushed whispers about you, the handsome swordsman's girlfriend. You smiled smugly, only to havwle that wiped off when Zoro started laughing.

"And what do you find so funny?" You crossed your arms.

"I've never seen you jealous before," he smirked, downing yet another bottle of sake. Refusing to let up.

"I wasn't jealous!" You huffed. "She was crossing a boundary!"

"Mhm," he grinned devilishly, wrapping one arm loosely around your waist, "You're the only woman that can handle my stupidity and my attitude, I'm not messing that up."

"Say that again," you grinned. "The stupidity and attitude part."

He rolled his eyes, but pulled you to his side and practically hung off you the rest of the night.

ACE

It was an undeniable and unavoidable fact that your boyfriend drew unwanted attention from women everywhere you went. Besides the fact that he was outrageously attractive, he also walked around shirtless, proudly displaying his toned chest.

It was never an issue for you, unless any one of those women made it an issue. And more often than not, they did.

You thought you could relax in a tavern after a rough fight, but it seemed that your boyfriend's charm and good looks had other plans for you. You did nothing at first, sitting back and watching the women flock to him, only planning to intervene when they make an attempt to touch him.

One of them always did.

Your eyes narrowed when a particular brave woman reached out and brushed her fingers over his abs. You slammed your drink down with more force than necessary, chair scraping against the ground loudly as you got to your feet.

"Is there any specific reason you're touching what doesn't belong to you?" You asked the woman as you approached, hand resting on your gun. Not an ounce of your usual cheeriness in your tone.

She frowned at you, "He didn't say-"

You stepped forward, grabbing her arm that was still raised to touch Ace, "You don't get to touch anyone without their consent, regardless." Then you shoved her back like that, putting yourself between your stunned boyfriend and the slightly afraid group of women. "Would anyone else like to test my patience tonight?"

They all ran off.

Ace grinned and wrapped his arms around you from behind, "I didn't know you had a possessive streak. It's hot."

"I wasn't jealous!" You protested.

"I never said that," he laughed, "But okay, you were definitely jealous."

You swatted his arm.

LAW

You tend not to get jealous since Law is generally very avoidant of situations that would make either one of you uncomfortable. He doesn't tolerate unwanted advances, and acts as if the person is not even there.

That doesn't mean it doesn't happen, though.

You were sitting in a bar at an island stop that the crew asked for, and you watched as one or two daring women approached your stoic boyfriend. Partially amused, partially concerned for their sakes.

He didn't give them the time of day. Just sat next to you, looking at his drink like it was suddenly the most interesting thing in the world. When they spoke, asking for his attention, he looked up. Surprised that women would even approach him with his reputation.

You let them venture a little more. Crossed your arms, leaned back, eyes focused on their desperate, and frankly pathetic, attempts at flirtatious smiles.

And then you stepped in.

Leaning forward, you looked them dead in the eye when you spoke, "Interested in the Surgeon of Death, are you?" You offered a very fake, sickly sweet smile. "Well, I'm not above getting my hands dirty too."

Their eyes widened at your implication, and they sheepishly excused themselves and hurried back to their table. You leaned back in your chair like nothing happened, unaware of Law raising his eyebrow beside you.

"Ignoring them works fine," he tried to hide the amusement in his voice, but you knew him too well.

You huffed, "I wasn't jealous!"

"I never said that you were," his lips curled into a smug smirk. "But that's good to know."

"I wasn't!"

"Mhm. Possessiveness looks good on you."

You short-circuited.

KAKU

You'd already had a bad day at work. Throw in some random woman who had nothing better to do than gawk at and make inappropriate comments about your boyfriend, and you were ready to explode.

You usually didn't get jealous of Kaku's admirers - that was always going to be a problem, so you just got used to it. But it becomes intolerable when those women start gushing and swooning like teenagers. Practically drooling over him.

You were bringing him dinner, since it was too late to have lunch. You walked past all the blushing women with your jaw clenched, waiting for one of them to push you over the edge.

And one of them did.

She saw Kaku walking this way - because he'd seen you and was coming to you - and got excited. Pushing you out of the way, she called for him eagerly and didn't notice the bag of food tumbling out of your hands.

You snapped and pulled her hair, "Don't you think it's a bit rude to shove people? Especially when they are carrying food!" You gestured to your fallen dinner. "Do you plan to buy me and my boyfriend more?" You emphasised 'my boyfriend' just as Kaku reached you, to get your point across.

She hastily apologised, whimpering at the grip you had on her hair. You let her go irritably, only to be engulfed in a warm hug a second later.

"Bad day, hmm?" Kaku murmured.

"Yeah," you sighed.

"It's cute when you get temperamental like that," he grinned.

You gave him a look.

"Okay, uh, let's talk about your bad day then!"

SANJI

You were getting jealous every other day. It was a common feeling considering the man you were with had a tendency to smile flirtatiously and wink at every walking thing in a dress.

But today you weren't having it.

It was mid-fight, in Enies Lobby, and Sanji was non-stop flirting with that stupid CP9 agent, Khalifa. Granted, she was pretty, but she also irritated you and you had no idea why. So now watching him tell her she's pretty and that he can't hit her just made your frustration boil over.

And you snapped.

You stormed over to them and grabbed a broken piece of wood off the floor, ramming it hard into the woman and sending her flying away from your boyfriend.

"Get up," you face-palmed, then turned to Khalifa. "And you..."

You didn't say much. You just physically reminded everyone else of why Luffy had recruited you, and why even Zoro was wary and nervous around you sometimes.

"Stupid, ugly, dumb blonde!" You were yelling when Sanji was rising to his feet, only to see you repeatedly whacking her with your plank like it was a hammer.

Sanji's eyes widened and he rushed over to pull you away before you got angrier, uncertain of whether he was terrified or turned on. Probably both.

"You!" You whirled on him, sticking a finger in his face.

He eventually calmed you down with a tight hug and sweet words whispered in French into your ear, gently swaying with you.

"My love, you are truly a sight to behold when you are-"

"Don't say it. Because I wasn't."

"But-"

"Sanji."

"Fine," he pouted. "But you were truly magnificent."

You grumbled something under your breath about how he was a flatterer, but accepted his hug and his compliment and the gentle kiss to the top of your head.

LUFFY

It wasn't even Boa this time. You were docked at an island to restock supplies and everyone was given the day to explore and relax before you hit the water again. You and Luffy bounced around from restaurant to restaurant, tavern to tavern. Anywhere there was food, you and Luffy were in there.

You just didn't expect the lady who served your food to be so into your boyfriend, because generally girls tended to want to smack him upside the head.

But here you were, watching her smile flirtatiously at him, watching her speak in a sweet voice, watching her compliment his straw hat. All with your jaw clenched.

And then she brought Luffy extra food, while your portion seemed a bit...small. And that's when you snapped, slamming your hand down onto the table and earning both of their attention.

"Do you not see me?" You glared at her. "Am I invisible? No, then stop flirting with my boyfriend amd bring normal portions of food!"

Luffy's eyes widened and the server backed up, apologising profusely before running off and asking someone else to help you guys. You turned back to your food, angrily picking at it.

"What was that?" Luffy blinked.

"She can't flirt with my boyfriend," you grumbled.

"Oh!" Luffy's eyes lit up. "You were jealous!" Then he laughed obnxiously loudly. "(Name), you don't have to be jealous! You know I only want you."

"I know," your cheeks warmed, "But she was annoying."

He grinned and put you on his lap, right there and then, and you shared your meal like that.

USOPP

It was one of the most peaceful days the Straw Hat crew had so far. You got to relax on a beach, after restocking your supplies in the village of this island. You took this opportunity to sunbathe as the boys played in the water, Nami and Robin next to you.

Then Usopp came up to you, shirtless with just swimming trunks on. He was coming for the beach ball, but he fumbled with it and let it bounce away before he chased after it.

Only for a pretty girl to stop it. You and Nami shot up, pushing your hats up to watch the scene that unfolded before you. You weren't worried though, no one ever flirted with-

"Hi," she smiled at him, definitely flirtatiously, "You're cute."

You scrambled to your feet, already making your way over before Nami and Robin could stop you. When you got there, she was touching his arm lightly and flirtatiously, trying to be subtle but you saw right through it.

"Hey, back off," you stepped between them, shoving her away a bit aggressively. "Touching my boyfriend like that right in front of me is extremely disrespectful, or were you raised in a backward family?"

Her eyes widened as she stumbled back, stuttering out an apology before turning and running off, away from the beach. You turned and went bacl to your spot, like nothing happened.

Usopp stared at you, "Is it okay if I thought that was really hot?"

You laughed, then smirked triumphantly.

[elsvitrealis]

Shouldn't feel like a crime 8

Inspired by the masterpiece that is Sofia by Clairo

Masterlist

Synopsis - a modern au where loser!ellie and loser!reader both go to a church summer camp

Men dni

A/N- sorry this is kinda rushed

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷

“We start this thing together, okay? Because I am not ready.” The truth is you never have been. Last year you only got two points for your cabin. You got caught eight times. EIGHT.

“Of course! I’d be done for if we didn’t. Those leaders are ruthless.” She seemed scared, you couldn’t blame her - considering the minor injuries you had obtained playing every single year. 

“Yeah I’ve cut my face open and sprained my ankles two years in a row. If that happens to you, I got your back.” You smiled at her and she hummed thanks.

In the forest, you were given the same debrief that happened every year. Blah blah blah, bases, boundaries, all that shit. You slowly shifted your view sideways, towards Ellie. Looking for some eye candy. Problem was, she was already looking at you, right out the corner of her view. The two of you made eye contact and immediately looked forward to the leader explaining. You were practically shaking trying not to laugh and Ellie’s face was bright red, her lip trembling, threatening letting just a quiet giggle escape. You lost it at the sight of her and burst out laughing, she was next to break. You tried to control yourself but that only made it worse, tears streaming down your face from something that shouldn’t even be funny.

Something that did stop you was the leader’s loud and clear statement. “Something funny, you two?” He called out. That shut you up.

3, 2, 1, GO! The whistle blew. Half of the campers started one side, half the other. Everyone ran for their lives, all hoping the leaders would get distracted by someone else. You grabbed her arm and you both made a run for it, not looking back or around. You had already stepped in about five puddles by the time you reached the other base.

“Holy fuck! We just did that!” You were positively beaming at Ellie until some random leader you’d never seen called out “Language!”. You just rolled your eyes and moved on. You were pumped and ready for another run. Ellie on the other hand, was leaning with her hands on her knees and breathing heavily, sending you a dazed glance. “Yeah..” She practically wheezed out.

“You good?” She nodded and then promptly sat her ass down on the mossy floor. “Just gonna.. sit… for a while..”

“Alright, well.. I’m gonna run! I’ll bring the water I left at the other base if I make it. Wish me luck..” You proceeded to run to the other base with a suspicious lack of encounters with leaders. This was too good to be true, but you continued to run anyway to bring Ellie the water.

Since no one ever went in the boggy parts, you decided your strategy was to just walk through them. Not very successful. You made it to the other base with the entire left side of your body covered in mud. The thing keeping you going was the thought of Ellie waiting for you. The sweltering heat was bearing down on you from above, your hair and clothes sticking to you from the sweat. You felt disgusting and it was a full on sensory overload. However, you felt a lot less disgusting when out of the corner of your eye, you caught a glimpse of Ellie’s eyes lingering in places they shouldn’t. There was no denying it now.

Fast forward to five runs later. The two of you were exhausted and were drifting side to side every step you took. A leader almost tagged you but Ellie reached for your arm and pulled you forward. You had already been running for about ten seconds before you realised it wasn’t your arm she had grabbed, it was your hand. Time slowed down. You felt your face grow hot, this time it definitely wasn’t because of the heat of the sun. If it wasn’t bright red before, it definitely was now. God, I’m such a fucking loser - getting flustered over just holding her hand. 

Suddenly, she tripped - her foot caught in a tree root sticking out from a bush. “Oh fuck! Ellie? You okay?” She attempted to stand, but quickly grimaced and shook her head. The leader still behind you, you decided to take initiative.  “Get on my back!”

“Wha-”

“Just shut up and get on my back!” You crouched down so she could quickly scramble on, and ran for it. This time nothing was awkward, just funny. Ellie screamed, nearly falling off and having to hold around your shoulders, hanging on for dear life. You silently wished she could hold you like this whenever she was around. She waved, grinning at Dina and Jesse as you ran past. They seemed to be walking along as slow as they could, not looking much like they were actually playing the game.  “I think I sprained my ankle!” She shouted out, her words in great contrast to her ecstatic tone of voice.

You made it to the other side and collapsed beside her after setting her down gently, unable to control your giggles. “See! I told you I had your back!” 

She beamed at you, a smile lighting up her soft features - and all you could think of in that moment, is how you never wanted it to end.

@lesfortlouandarcane @pryncess123 @mivywsn @ssshhh-imreading @fashionfatal2000s @pearl4oli  @iadorefineshyt @bakugous-titties @isabelckl @zivaocean13

[themaddestseason]

Something I think is so cute about Willmack is that it reminds me so much of how a lot of queer people experience their first big love.

You think you’re just friends. That the inside jokes, the laughs that become nearly identical as time goes on, the blushing and “accidental” touches are perfectly normal between such good friends. That it’s not strange that you get butterflies when they look at you Like That, or their hair catches the sun just right, or their body heat seeps into yours when you’re sitting too close together on the couch. That it’s no big deal that the thought of them dating someone else makes your stomach clench and your breath stutter.

You’re so fucking gone for them and you don’t have any idea. It doesn’t even occur to you that you could be more. That you are more. Because you’re both straight, and you’re just friends. Obviously.

Sometimes you’re lucky enough to figure it out relatively quickly. But for lots of queer people it’s not til WAY later that they’re like “Oh shit, that was fucking fruity! I had a big gay crush on them!”

I could see Will and Mack not recognizing their feelings for what they are until quite a ways into their friendship. And THAT’S why they openly and unabashedly flaunt their friendship around for everyone to see. Look at us! Aren’t we so silly funny goofy together? And attached at the hip? And always always always together? Have you ever seen two better friends?! We bet you haven’t! Our bond is special! I opened him up real quick! Even after I get my license, I want him to pick me up, just to ruin his morning.

It probably hasn’t even occured to them how fruity they are being ON MAIN.

And then over time they’ll be like…oh. OH.

And then they’ll have to figure out how to navigate it. Do they pull back on all the bromance stuff to the public so it’s not so obvious? Do they keep doing what they’ve been doing the whole time so no one gets suspicious? Would they try to be together for real? Or would they not even try, bc given their profession they just couldn’t see it working long-term?

^^^ Maybe they’ve already hit the Realization Stage, maybe not—so this could all be present OR future tense.

[cctypical]

extreme hsbc spoilers

i can’t function I can’t function I can’t function I can’t function I can’t function i can’t feel myself. I can’t feel shit right now this is worse than the ata 3 demo release. I feel happy and sad and all the fucking emotions right now. I can’t feel my face. I can’t feel anything actually I am in physical pain every passing second. what do I do now what. how can I. what do I.

nepeta. my wife. my everything. my shayla my blorbo my wife. I thought she was done I thought that was it. I thought she was given a shitty end and a shitty story and a shitty death and I would never see her again. I turned to fanart. I turned to humanstucks. I turned to the crow strider au which so far has been the only thing that has given her justice.

but she’s here. she’s alive. she’s looking sexy as fuck wit that suit on. her hair looks awesome as shit I didn’t even recognise her at all. she’s relevant now. she will continue to be relevant for as long as I fucking hope. she’s here. how she’s here I don’t really give a shit about. I don’t really understand the army of nepetas and the tv show thing I don’t give a fuck the fatter of the mact is she’s here. she’s here and she better fucking stay.

I don’t know what to do with myself im so happy I can’t stim. im also scared what if this blows up in everyone’s face. what if she gets shit on like before. but I have hope. I have fucking dreams god dammit. I know she will survive I know she will persevere I know she will get a decent fucking ending by the end of this. even if it’s as a shitty side character for a shitty side plot no one asked for I am fucking here for it.

I love you nepeta I love you so fucking much you are my nepeta my only nepeta you make me happy when skies are gray you’ll never know bitch how much I love you please don’t take my nepeta away

ok side note time

the fact I can’t read that fucking title fucking infuriates me what is it. fanon intuition. fanon edition. fanontiontion what the fuck does it even say.

interesting how there’s just. an entire ass hall full of nepetas like what. and why the fuck is crowbar involved can you leave my man alone he’s getting violated out here.

“whacking guys off” that’s it he’s done it again. son of a gun. how does he keep getting away with it. mr funny guy over here

can we call her presenter nepeta/host nepeta? purely for tagging so I can find the fanart yes I will be making some myself

don’t ever pull up and try say nepetas mid or isn’t cute or isn’t attractive fucking look at her

fucking dumbass doesn’t know what she’s fucking doing. my wife is so stupid I love her

[dizzledoodles]

Headcannon: The Doctor and Slang

The Doctor has lived through multiple different time periods visited several and studied more. The man knows slang.

The man also knows his age, frequently will remind people of it, and probably knows how much it gets on young people's nerves to hear older people incorrectly use slang.

I absolutely believe that the older this man looked outwardly, the more he purposefully butchers his companions' slang. I think no matter what body he's in he does it but if he's traveling with someone relatively young and he's got an older looking face or vibe to him the frequency with which he does this triples.

Nine absolutely did this with Rose to annoy her and only got worse when Jack joined them.

Ten continued to do it because it made Rose laugh. By this point she was endeared to it. Did it some with Martha, then tapered off with Donna because the two of them low-key function like two older friends watching the youth with slight confusion. On the occasions where he did do it while they were traveling together it was usually targeted at someone who wasn't her and she would join in/double down

Eleven did this with everyone. Your age did not matter. His age did not matter. Nothing mattered. It was funny. Amy got the most exasperated and that only made it even more worth it. Rory had gently tried to correct him the first few times, was the first to realize he was absolutely doing it on purpose, and then just gave up. River found it endearing in a "you're low-key exasperating but you are just so darn cute" way. Clara's first interaction with him was him finding out she wasn't very in touch with the times and knew nothing of the internet, figured some of his best material would be lost on her and waited a while until they got to know each other a bit better before starting again.

I have not gotten all the way through Twelves's era yet so I have like no context on his relationship with Bill but given the way I've heard people describe them...yeah this is happening. Twelve absolutely did this to Clara because he found it hilarious. Especially series 8 Twelve. That man had no idea how to reconnect with her he absolutely would have done this as a means to feel closer to her. Like in the way that people pull on old memories when catching up with you to try and feel like you're still close? Yeah, like that. But with purposefully terrible slang and the intent to be so insanely annoying

Fourteen is an uncle. This just comes with the territory. I don't think I have to explain this one. (edit: literally just saw a compilation of Georgia Tennant recording David being confused by the internet after drafting this post. "hello instaface!". Yeah this has been further cemented for me)

If I ever get through all of Twelve, Thirteen, and Fifteen I'll update this with my thoughts on them lol

[butmakeitgayblog]

hi! i dont have a funny christianity-based meme this time but i DO want to join in on heaping some praise on your canon au fic! i'm coming out of a long work crunch and i had to read something nice to hard restart my brain and it's so good! it does a very good job of taking the show's Asinine Horseshit™ and sort of gracefully navigating it in a way that makes sense and keeps the characters totally recognizeable. their voices come through very easily and i'm like 🤏this close to feeling nostalgic for the show before i come to my senses again. we truly were robbed of seeing what they would be like when they were just together. i loved clarke wanting to not rush it this time and lexa somehow managing to be jealous despite the fact that clarke is literally naked on top of her. girl, lock in.

if The Thing hadn't happened, do you think they'd have some huge kongeda-skaikru-spanning wedding ceremony eventually? or a private thing away from prying eyes and then one of them just casually / accidentally calls the other 'wife' in a public setting, causing everyone in the room to just go "????? i beg your unbelieveable pardon????"

Thank you you lovely soul💕 Also. Whenever you're feeling nostalgic for the actual show vs the Clexa supercut, know that's just the devil talking. Ignore it. Ignore. It.

As for a Clexa wedding... I know this will not be popular, and I may get cooked for this, but I don't think they'd actually get married in any kind of ceremony 😬

Now do I think they'd make a commitment to each other? Yes, absolutely. I mean if we're being honest, while we all joke about the bow and vow (that was the gayest shit to this day omg), I genuinely think that meant something to Lexa. Lexa did not use her words lightly and she didn't make promises she didn't intend on keeping. And that was beyond a promise.

She swore an oath to Clarke that day.

She said, "your need are my own," and she said it on her knees, when Heda bows for no one.

When you take away all if the noise of the kongeda and Skaikru and their roles as leaders, I think that was Lexa promising as much of herself to Clarke as she could give. I think she genuinely was giving a piece of her devotion to Clarke, and whatever Clarke chose to do with it was up to her. And I think, given time, Clarke would have grown to really truly understand what Lexa was saying that day. It was more than just, "I'm not going to betray you." It was, "I make every decision with you in mind. Your safety, your happiness, your strength, the things you care about."

And one day Clarke would've wanted to return that sentiment. Same as Lexa; as best she could.

Nothing in their lives was ever guaranteed and they had so many commitments to other people, but I think, at some point, they would've made more vows. Deeper vows, quiet and alone in the sanctuary of Lexa's room. Their room. Vows that whatever comes on the horizon and whichever way the gravity of the universe pulls them, the other will always have their heart. Their affection. Love. Respect. Admiration.

I think Lexa would've cried, but in a way that's so typically her. Blinking her big eyes through tears that she doesn't bother to wipe away. That silent and dignified melancholy that drifts just along the edges of everything she does, even in her happiest moments, because she carries the weight of so many ghosts with her wherever she goes. Confessing to Clarke in a scratchy whisper that she never thought she'd get to feel this. That after winning her conclave, after Costia, after the mountain... She never thought she'd live to see even a bit of the future she'd fought and lost so much for.

Or any future, for that matter.

Much less... this.

And I think Clarke, in her own very Clarke way, would be the salve in that moment. She'd share that a part of her growing up never even really believed she'd ever get off that fucking spaceship. Fall to earth. Touch the ground. Fall in love with it. Hold its hand and kiss its cherried lips.

That all they've done is fight for this future. Together. Apart. At odds and United. They've bargained and sacrificed and mourned the pieces of themselves they'd been forced to lose along the way. But that was what makes this all feel so much more alive for her. More real, and tangible, and so fucking fragile that it's worth protecting.

Because it's them. Because they've earned this.

Because now, "there is no me without you."

So I don't think there'd be a wedding. But I do think they'd make very real commitments to each other in the peace and safety of their own bed. I think they'd maybe wear rings if Clarke insisted, probably get tattoos that are always hidden from view (but often kissed when alone), and lead with the understanding that where one goes, the other will soon follow.

[whereispearlescentmoon]

Cleo Episode 4 Live Reaction

Disclaimer: I already watched Pearl’s episode so I’m not gonna be shocked by major events. Also my phone just tried to correct major to Smajor. Kill me.

Cleo got drunk and moved their house into a ravine.

I would love to see the process of how they decide what bit of terrain to plop everyone’s houses onto.

The Rejects house is so bad from every angle.

“We’re good guys, but we’re dc and you’re marvel,” A METAPHOR I GET

The symbol at spawn is changing?!? Hey what does that mean?!?

Cleo saying the weird symbol stuff is Martyn’s thing… categorical refusal to engage in lore and I love it.

I watch full ads for Cleo.

Why is it turning bedrock…. What’s that mean. *insert Jennifer Lawrence meme*

Martyn just wanted them to laugh at his greeting lol “Gluten tag!”

Where are Martyn’s shoes…

Oh so Cleo is not the boogey. Again. As always.

So everyone just knew Tango was the boogeyman

So the Lost Gen are technically allied with the Rejects but Cleo feels they aren’t being treated like allies. They’re also allied with the Gluten Guys. But the Gluten Guys hate the Cabin Crew.

The hot tub is like 90% Tango piss at this point apparently.

“Do you want to ride a pig?” Okay Secret Life

“Are you good?” “I’m just typing to the mods right now,” “You’re just, acting like the boogey right now,”

Okay so Bdubs is assuming Cleo is boogey because they’re being sus as hell.

So Cleo took that as Bdubs telling them that he’s the boogey. I don’t think that’s what I got from that I’ll be honest.

Of all the days Cleo could fight Joel this would be a great day.

Oh this is where the fight ring idea came from.

Joel is good at PvP but he dies fast from stupid things lol

Mumbo thinks Joel is sweet lol

“Who did you snuff Bdubs?”

Cleo, BigB and Joel could not be more incorrect. You’re so smart Bdubs.

Finding Etho is what Joel does. He’s obsessed.

Cleo is just happy to be able to make potions in the Life Series again.

Cleo seeing them all in the hot tub and just walking away is so funny.

So Scar thinks Cleo is the boogey too lol

Is it actually Joel??

Okay so Mumbo thinks Cleo is the boogey too this is so funny

Of all times for Cleo to actually get to hit Joel with a sword, this is the best time.

Cleo using their fake boogey status to get TnT from Scar is so funny

Gem also thinks Cleo is the boogeyman I guess

“I’m old at this point, I don’t have any reflexes it’s cool,” “Oh my poor lost generation,” “I know, we are- we are- I’m just out here gathering resources and scamming things off Scar!” “I also just scammed things off Scar!” “It’s a new skill I’ve got apparently” “He came to steal from me I think, but he dropped his sword as he entered and I-“ “Picked it up?” “He hasn’t noticed yet, but I have it.” “You know what, I’ve got no beef with your team. I think what you’re doing is funny.”

That’s actually super interesting given how much the rejects are trying to push for the server to be two sides, that Cleo doesn’t really have any beef with the Villains.

“I have no beef with your team. Did we kill you?” “Yes you did,” “Right,” “Not in the hole, but in the tower,” “King of the ladder,” “Yeah yeah,” “But that’s not really me now was it, I mean different circumstances,” “It’s okay, no no no, honestly I’d already clocked it as a trap but I thought, ‘Eh, what the heck,’ so,” “Yeah, exactly,” “I’m not mad about it. I’m not even mad, it’s fine.“ “And you’re smart enough not to go in the hole and you like know that we’re villains. So really, we can have a relationship here” “Yeah we can have like a one on one just like chill relationship. No enmity here. As long as you don’t kill Martyn or me, we’re good” “I have no desire to kill Martyn and I have no desire to kill you. You’re both very chill. I think we can be alliance.” “I think loose alliance. I think with the Lost Generation we don’t connect completely with everyone, with anyone. That’s just kind of our schtick.” “I’ll take it”

Gem warning Cleo about the baby square hole.

Scar just realized he lost his sword… and Cleo won’t say who because they’re allied lol. Scar knows it’s Gem anyways.

Ooo invis potion. We can have our invisibility joke again!

Tango you gave her this loaf.

Cleo’s inventory has been full all episode lol

Tango boogey fail lol

Scar is more concerned about the duping than that Tango tried to kill Cleo

The tnt didn’t even do enough damage for Cleo to take some cake

Just complement dog pile on Jimmy’s skin

Ally!

So Cleo is telling Ren and Martyn that Tango is boogey

Tango is kicked out of improv!

Everyone pities Jimmy and his bridge

“He went after me and I hold a grudge, Ren,”

Acknowledging that the Widow’s Alliance carries over forever is very fun for me, a widow’s alliance fan.

Everyone is just stealing from each other so they end up with their own stuff back lol

Why does everyone else’s dogs seem to be fine but Pearl’s keep disappearing into the abyss.

Cleo is going full gaslight.

BigB also saw a failed Tango kill. I now know of three different failed Tango kills.

Ah yes, the pay off for the rivalry. Which Joel is here for.

Now Pearl, Gem, and Grian all think Cleo is the boogey and want to help them get a kill.

“The key in unbridled excess” “Youre gonna do great!” The Villains are on board.

“Come here!” No no, absolutely fu- absolutely not,” A near fuck from Cleo there, I caught that.

Tango wants in on Cleo’s death arena. Cleo doesn’t mind. This is so fun. Cleo truly doesn’t care who’s allied with who they just want chaos.

“Tango! You 👏and 👏me 👏are not okay right now!” “It’s fine! My incompetence was on display! You’re safe!”

Wait I didn’t even notice Cleo built the arena over the watcher symbol… not only do they not care about the lore, she’s covering the lore with her own fighting pit. That’s so funny.

Cleo warning Martyn that it’s rigged. And Martyn warning Cleo that the pokeball is rigged. So Martyn got the pokeball kill…

Not Cleo playing dumb lol

“Why would Martyn blow up our base! It’s our base! He’s not told me he’s boogey, and I’m assuming that Martyn would tell me if he was boogey”

I’m actually still not sure if the pokeball kill was Martyn or Scar. Like I’m unclear. I need to watch one of their POVs I guess.

Aw Lost Gen and Villains were going to share until Gem told Pearl she wasn’t allowed to stand near it

Gem and Pearl are lowkey giving mother pulling toddler away from the tiger enclosure at the zoo. Get back here!

It was Etho who was the boogey! So Etho got six kills??? Noice.

“There’s no ball left,” Out of context clip that

Did Pearl not realize how many yellows there are now? Honestly episode 4 with 4 yellows… I don’t think is the worst a series has gone. Double Life was only six episodes.

Scott just died to an actual creeper lol

The way no one is sitting in their chairs and everyone has pilared up is so funny. Everyone can tell this is probably rigged to blow.

“This is a Tango trap right? Because that’s didn’t work,” HARSH PEARL

All of them just pitying Tango sulking

Tango’s failed kills are: Cleo, Grian, and Scott.

All I’m saying is the only thing people are complementing is the pattern that Pearl made.

The tower… doesn’t not look like Grian lol.

TANGO’S GONNA BE RED NEXT SESSION?!? RIGHT CAUSE HE FAILED THE BOOGEY KILLS

Honestly impressive how little of their main house got caught in the tnt

[danganronpasurvivoraskblog]

This will be a trend...

[Unnamed Warehouse, Shibuya Outskirts, 12:30pm.]

FF Agent: Mr. Naegi. You're here.

Yeah, sure am. What's the situation? Have we missed anything?

FF Agent: The investigators we have on hand are investigating the basic storage area. As it turns out, it's not nearly as big as we thought. Nor does it have any modern technology contained within it.

...Huh...But the reports were saying that a lot of energy was being funneled into this place...

Have you done a check on the employees or the management?

FF Agent: They've been brought in for questioning, but none of them seem outwardly suspicious. The manager has even promised his full cooperation.

Alright, well, we'll take to the ground and take a look.

For some reason, I think investigating these dark, shoddy places is gonna end up being a trend...

Well, you'd best get used to it then...

*Makoto nods one last time to his agent, then walks towards the open garage door of the warehouse. As he heads inside first, Kuripa leans in towards the Agent.

...Hey, doesn't his new haircut suck?

...mmgh...

FF Agent: Huh? Um...I...don't really have any opinions on Mr. Naegi's haircut.

No, you do, you're just afraid to say them out loud. Come on, admit it, he can't hear you.

I CAN hear you. I hear you loud and clear as a matter of fact.

Stop trying to get people to talk smack about me behind my back, and get over here...!

Fiiiiiiine...

*Kuripa galavants after Makoto.

———————————————————————

[25 Minutes Later...]

Has anybody here had any luck?

*Makoto looks around at his agents, all of whom shake their heads. He lets out a sigh.

...Looks like this place was a bust after all...

Well, I guess it's a good thing. Maybe the report was falsified or incorrect. Actually, that would be the best-case scenario for both us and the people who work here.

We've been here for just under half-an-hour, and you've already given up? That's not like you.

Or, are you just having a lazy day because your bad haircut's gotten under your skin.

*Makoto rounds on him.

Can you maybe stop talking about my haircut? There's nothing I can do about that right now!

Also, you're one to talk! You're calling me out for being lazy, while looking at anime videos on your phone!

You don't know what I'm looking at.

*Kuripa says this matter-of-factly while staring intensely at his phone, with an anime OP playing, rather loudly as a matter of fact, through his speakers. Makoto strides over to him and snatches the phone out his hand.

Ah-HEY!

How are you even getting service out here? We're pretty far from any major network outlets.

...Yeah, isn't that funny?

Hm? What do you mean?

GRGH!

Ah-!?

*Kuripa suddenly snatches his phone back from Makoto, only to slide it in his pocket.

We're not exactly in what I would call a "high-class area" boss. In fact, the whole reason this warehouse is even here is because it's designed for urban development.

Most of the vehicles and technology around here run on fuel, and for what electricity is involved, the general statistics for usage of it within this block are usually quite low.

So why was it that the energy levels for this area suddenly spiked to absurdly high one day? There's no other outlets for high-octane electrical usage for miles, and I think by this point, it's safe to say that wasn't an error. Otherwise, we wouldn't even be here.

Yes, but...I don't see anything that could have possibly caused that spike.

[manguopudding]

i think they should have all worn dresses :( what a missed opportunity TCH

[affluent-havoc]

Ranking the Trio based on how they'd potentially parent

Makoto - He definitely has the most in regards of handling kids. I doubt he just sat their and did nothing while Komaru was growing up. Not that he'd be able to do TOO much since Makoto and Komaru aren't that far in age, but I feel he would have had the opportunity to observe and learn that way. Being an older sibling as well lends him to have a bit more experience with caring for those younger than him. Thus, I can see Makoto being pretty good at this. Or well, he'd say it's average but this guy can't help but undersell himself like that. Feel he'd be a good, classic dad.

Byakuya - Yeah. He has absolutely nothing. Or does he...??? OoOoOo! After all, there could be a SLIVER of chance though that he was educated in how to care for kids due to the fact that he's the heir. He's gotta make a ton of them. Buuuuuut, he could just, give the kids off to the maids or butlers something. So yeah. Circles back around to nope. He's got nothing. The added part is that he was the youngest in his family too, specifically in the competition though still the youngest there. Thus, he'd probably have a lot to learn before he can start potentially raising the kid.

Kyoko - Like Byakuya, she probably has minimal experience due to both her personality and how she was raised. However, unlike Byakuya, she doesn't have the "she might have learned at least something about childcare due to rich boy" excuse that might give her a change of having prior knowledge on kids. She legit has nothing. However, unlike him, I feel she'd be quicker to learn and, in adulthood, understand kids more than he does though both of them would be in a bit of a learning curve together regardless. Byakuya's just going to take more time and be petty with the fact that Kyoko and Makoto are excelling at this child care stuff more than him.

In regards on how I feel the three would work together in a parenting scenario (either the three are a thing or they're all just helping out), I feel they'd work good together! They'd really be able to cultivate a well rounded child with their differing approaches and ways of handling a child. Feel Makoto would be good with giving the kid a good sense or morality, Byakuya would ensure the kid knows their worth and can be proud of their achievements, Kyoko can teach the kid good critical thinking skills, and that's just scratching the surface of the possibilities! The trio would also be able to help each other out if the other's not as well versed with a certain task. For example, I feel Byakuya would have trouble changing the baby. There's also the mix of just general parenting troubles they'd face along the way. Furthermore, some other general thoughts I have on this concept is Hiro would be such a goofy uncle. He gives such good weird uncle energy. The kind of uncle one would wanna hang out with for sure and hear crazy stories from. Maybe a few conspiracy theories might be told as well though I'm sure the kid could eventually snuff out the truth eventually, no matter if one, two or all of the trio are parenting the kid. All three of them are smart in their own ways, that's for sure! Moreover, I feel Hina would be a cool ass aunt, definitely trying to get the kid into swimming and being nice to have donuts around every time they visit. Feel she'd also just be really fun to be around (she IS the older sibling in her own family too), the type of aunt who'd spill embarrassing stuff the trio might of done as in their youth. Feel Toko would also have good aunt potential too in a different way than Hina. She'd be the type one would get good book recommendations from. Also, while Hiro and Hina are more high energy, Toko's a lot more reserved so visits with her would be a lot less chaotic and more of an opportunity for learning for the kid whenever they're around. (Syo can supply any chaos anyway) Not saying Toko can't be fun to be around on her own! Feel she'd definitely say some memorable things around the kid, maybe roasting Hiro behind his back which would be humorous. Additionally, feel Toko would underestimate her ability regards to being around kids. Like, she'd think she wasn't doing as good as she was or just have those seeds of doubt in her about it. She has good potential to be just as cool of an aunt as Hina though, Komaru too which one can't forget her! Feel Komaru would be around when Toko is too so Toko isn't just doing it all alone, she's got some help with Komaru in terms of the kid and their potential visits. Also, no clue how to squeeze this in but I just have that weird gut feeling that Komaru would bring the kid to the zoo or the park or just some form of outing. I just feel she would.

[mitamicah]

Jere playing around with John Dillermand (translated John penisman) plushie that @solsortemor made me give him x'D - basically just us danes being a menace at Hamburg x'D

(For those confused there's a kid's show in Denmark about a guy called John with the longest penis in the world and for some reason that character has been made into a plushie - just Danes being Danes I guess xD)

[girlshambogames]

zam is both surprised and incredibly unsurprised that ro is secretly working as an unofficial member of the empire LMFAO

[sysig]

Go play pretend on your own (Patreon)

[quietwingsinthesky]

on the one hand, syndicate’s resolution of jacob & evie’s overarching fight feels sort of rushed and unearned, but on the other hand, if i was in an argument with my sister and then some fucking guy tried to kill her in front of me, yeah, that might not solve all the reasons behind the argument but it would make me go ‘oh! right! i never want to live in a world without you!’ and stop us from fighting. so that bit’s actually quite realistic.

[skittlesking]

*looks at AD.Nightmare & AD.Dream* who's the older twin?

Nightmare has talked too much with Killer which has led to this conclusion. But fr, the twins weren't even conscious for their 'birth' (?)

Bonus: A word from someone who was present for their existence-