#CALLED HIM A BASTARD YESSSSS

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WE’LL GET YOU OUT OF THERE FRENCHIE

This ep reminds me of this vine:

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I’m a sucker for hurt/comfort fics, can I get Bo and Thomas being held hostage by a victim please? God I love the way you write Bo ^.^

A/N: Yesssss, I too love this! Hope you enjoy!!

Bo & Thomas having their S/O taken hostage by a victim.

Warnings: Guns, Violence, Swearing. 18+ blog MDNI.

Bo Sinclair

If you asked, Bo would say he isn’t afraid of anything. He always saw himself as fearless, he had seen so much in his life that he didn’t think anything could shake him.

That was until he heard your scream, one of the victims had gotten away from them and they had been searching, shotgun in hand, for at least an hour. When he heard your scream it killed him, you were his life now. Maybe he hadn’t quite realised it but in that moment the thought of you being hurt by the victim, or worse, pained him in a way he’d never felt before.

He raced to the house as fast as he could, he had to grab the wall as he skidded through the door and up the stairs to your room.

His whole body shook in fear as he noticed the handle on your door had been broken and that you were nowhere to be seen. “Fuck!” he yelled running back down the stairs to Vincent, “He took her, that bastards gonna get what’s coming to him,” he sent Vincent back out to look for you while he went to the kitchen to get his keys but what he saw made him still instantly.

Bo called your name quietly as the man pressed the knife closer to your throat making you flinch. “Put the gun down or I’ll do it, I’ll slit her throat.” Bo felt the familiar rage boiling up inside him at this point, how dare he talk about you like that, how dare he threaten to hurt you.

Bo surprisingly kept his cool, raising both hands and placing the shot gun on the table between you before taking a step back. “There, now let her go. Take my truck just let her go.” You had never seen Bo like this before, the pleading in his eyes as they flickered between you and the man. The man started moving forward towards the door still holding you close to him, Bo didn’t take his eyes off of him as he moved towards the exit. Bo was going to kill him, you knew that, he was going to rip him apart for even threatening you. As the man got to the door he looked at the door and then you, “Hey! I said let her go.” Bo seemed to spook the man who pushed you towards him and made a run for it. Vincent must have heard the ruckus and caught the man just as he reached the front door.

Bo wrapped his arms around you holding you close to him, his hand was brushing your hair out of your face as he whispered to you, “You're okay, you're safe now.” He repeated over and over as he just held you, you weren’t sure if he was convincing you or himself.

Thomas Hewitt

Thomas wiped the remaining blood on a rag before wrapping his arm around your waist, pulling you against him and nuzzling into your neck. Giggling you gave him a playful shove, “Lunch will never be ready if you keep it up.” He just huffs, placing a kiss to your neck before getting himself a drink. The poor man didn’t even get a chance to sit down before Hoyt was yelling demands at him again. “I’m going to check out the roads again. Get outside and finish setting the traps up out the back.” Thomas placed his cup down with a sigh, gently caressing the side of your face before making his way outside.

It wasn’t long before you heard some noises coming from behind the basement door, you were used to it at this point and as much as it bothered you, you knew you had to ignore it. You didn’t get to think twice about it before a man came bursting from behind the door. You froze, looking towards the knife on the table you leapt towards it, unfortunately the man seemed to have noticed your gaze and reached the knife before you did. “Scream and you die.”

He steps towards you and you pull away as he tries to grab you. The scuffle gained the attention of Monty who soon rolled into the kitchen, seeing you being manhandled he began yelling for Thomas. The man grabbed you by the hair and dragged you out the front towards the cars. You didn’t know how far Thomas had wandered away from the house, would he have heard Monty? Would he reach you in time?

It wasn’t long before you heard the roar of the chainsaw you tried to turn to look for Thomas but the man’s hold on you is too tight. You hear the chainsaw getting louder but you're getting too close to the cars now. You have no weapon and the grip the man has on you is unbreakable. Panic starts to set in, you're frantically searching for anything to get you away from him. You notice the man has a slight limp, readying yourself you use all your strength and kick him in the side of the knee as hard as you can, he buckles and let’s go of you in the process.

You turn and run towards Thomas as fast as you can, he slows down as he reaches you quickly looking you over to make sure you're safe before running after the soon to be dead man. He doesn’t hesitate before impaling him with the chainsaw. Dropping it immediately when he’s finished with the man.

When Thomas reaches you, you can see the pain in his eyes. He drops to his knees in front of you, face lowered and avoiding eye contact. You know Thomas always blames himself, for you being stranded here, for the life you’ve been forced to lead, for you being hurt. You kneel down and cup his cheek coaxing him to look at you. “I’m okay Tommy, were okay.” You continue reassuring him, as the words seem to sink in he gently pulls you into his lap his arms wrapping around you. You don’t know how long you stay there before Thomas sends you inside while he cleans up the mess. Expect that Thomas will be very needy and protective over the next few weeks, he needs to know you're there and you're okay. Thomas doesn’t know what he would do without you in his life and he never wants to find out.

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Winter Storms

A/N: Yeaaaaa, y'all not gone like me for this😅. I apologize in advance. Don't beat me up, pleaseeeeeeeeee???? Remember how y'all be calling him a green eyed bastard, right? RIGHT?!?!?!?!??!

Terry

"Fuuuuuuuck! You taking that dick so good, baby!" I husked kneading the cushions of her ass as I stroked her from behind. "Yes, baby! That feels so fucking good! Oh my god!" "Fuck, that's right baby. Good fucking girl." I groaned smacking her ass as she whimpered and held onto my arms. "Arch that shit." "Yesssss, Daddy!" Locking in on her wrists, I started drilling her into the mattress as she cried my name. "Terry! Terryyyyy!" "Terry! Baby, wake up! We gotta get ready for our flight." Anaya giggled shaking me awake as I looked around dazed. "Awww, you still sleepy? Come on, papa. You can take a nap on the way to the airport." She smiled warmly rubbing my cheek before walking into the bathroom. Taking a deep breath, I shook my head and recollected my thoughts before getting up to go shower. I can't keep hiding this shit.

**TWO HOURS LATER**

Waiting at the terminal with Anaya, she played with Maya as I texted on my phone and tapped my foot. "You ok, baby?" "Huh? O-Oh yea, yeaaaa. I'm fine, baby." I smiled kissing her forehead before reaching for Maya. "You excited to see gwandma and gwandpa, MyMy?" I cooed as she nibbled on her chubby fingers and smiled at me. "Dadada!" She babbled squeezing my nose and patting my face as Anaya laughed at us. "Ladies and gentlemen! Flight 318 to Charlotte now boarding!" The flight attendant announced as I sat up and got our bags.

Today is the day Maya gets to finally see my parents again since the move to Miami. We FaceTime daily with them, but she can finally get her little paws on her loved ones. I just hope no bullshit occurs on this visit because I've been having this nagging ass feeling and the recollections of that night aren't helping soothe my irritation. "Baby?" "Huh?" "Did you want something to eat?" Anaya asked snapping out of it as the flight attendant waiting in the aisle for my response. "Can I get a water?" "No problem, sir." He smiled handing a cold bottle as I opened it and drank swiftly. "Are you ok?" Nodding as I choked down the water, I gave her a meek smile as she eyed me suspiciously. "You sure? You've been acting weird all day." "I'm positive, baby." I said kissing her gently before closing my eyes.

Finally making the long journey to my parent's place, we greeted them at the door as my dad helped me with the bags. "Ohhhhh, my pretty grandchild! You get cuter and cuter every day!" My mom cooed sweetly transitioning Maya to her warm arms as she hugged Anaya and welcomed us in. "How was you all's flight?" "It was good! Baby girl didn't shed one tear!" She boasted kissing our little one's cheeks. "Awwww! Mek wi waam unu op likl bit! Yuh woulda like some tea?" "Yes ma'am." Nodding, the girls went into the kitchen as my dad and I headed to his man cave. "Dad, can I talk you about something?" "Sure, son! Anything in the world, wassup?" He smiled as we reclined into the comfy leather couch. "It's something been weighing on my mind for a little while now and I don't know how to tell Anaya." "What's going on? I'm sure she won't mind, she's very understanding." "Not about this, pop." "Well, come on with it." "Dad, I-" 'Ding Dong!'

Anaya

Laughing and playing with Maya, I smiled watching Terry's mom bond with her grandbaby. I'm just so happy for how warming and loving our families are cause it'll make my announcement even more special. Since that day at the grocery store, Terry and I have been loosely trying to conceive and our attempts have paid off. I am currently about eight weeks along, and I wanna present the news to both Terry and our families tonight. Admiring his mom as she sang to Maya and rocked her back and forth, I smiled knowing I get to bless her beautiful soul with another grandbaby. Considering the only person who knows right now is our baby girl, I'm excited to share with everyone else.

Changing her diaper, I sang and cooed to her as she hummed along with me playing with my hands. "You're so smart and beautiful, baby!" "Yes, she is." I heard his deep voice as he snuck up on me. "Hey, you." I smiled pulling him into a loving kiss as his hands found their way to my waist. "Are you feeling better?" "What do you mean?" "Terry, something's wrong. I know you like the back of my hand and you've been acting strange all day. Promise me everything's okay?" "Promise." He nodded kissing my forehead, but something was still off. I just couldn't put my finger on what it was. "I'm gonna head down and see if mom needs help with the cooking, I'll be right back up." "Ok, my love." Smirking, he pecked us on the cheek before heading downstairs. "It's just you and me, pookie! Let's take some pictures, Mamas!" I cheesed as she clapped.

@_nayathebaddest: Mommy's heart in human form🌸🩷👶🏽 #MommysGirl #MayasMommy

Posting the beautiful pictures, I changed Maya into her outfit for the big reveal, I fought back my happy tears. "Are you so excited?" I whispered as she clapped. Hearing commotion, I furrowed my brows before grabbing her and heading downstairs. "Yo, what the fuck?!" "Weh dis likkle gyal a duh yah, Terrence?" I heard Terry's mom yelling as I hit the bottom step.

Looking up, I met eyes with her as she smiled deviously holding hands with a little boy. "Bitch, I know you fucking lying! You just asking to get yo ass beat, huh?" "Girl, please! Ain't nobody worried about you." She spat as Terry tried shooing her out the door. "You such a hateful ass bitch! Are you that pressed that he don't want you?! So fucking desperate!" "Desperate?! You so fucking naive!" "Terry, tell di likkle tramp fi go!!! Now!" His mom spat in anger as I tried to calm her down. "You heard her, bitch! Bye, goofy!" "I'm goofy for making sure my son spends some time with his fucking father for the holidays?! Yea ok!" "Bitch, you're lying!!! My nigga will never touch you and you're maddddd!!!" "Nah, but you're about to be, 'wifey'." She gritted looking over at Terry as my brows drew together. Now that I think back on it, this mothafucka been real fucking quiet while this bitch just carrying on.

"Terry?" "Terry?!" She smirked while I boomed handing Maya over to his mom as I folded my arms. "What the fuck is she talking about?! TERRY!!!" I yelled as his father mumbled an 'Oh shit' and walked his mom and the baby to his man cave. "She's obviously fucking lying, right? NIGGA, I KNOW YOU FUCKING HEAR ME!" I screamed lunging for him as he blocked my swing. "Anaya, calm yo ass the fuck down." He muttered quietly as he stared me down and gripped my hands. Seeing the guilt and hurt in his eyes, it hit me like a ton of bricks as I bubbled over in emotion. "HOW COULD YOU?!" I roared crying as I wrestled against his hold feeling physically ill the longer he held onto me. "Anaya, please. Just let me explain." His voice cracked as he still attempted to nurture my emotional state. "GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME!!!!" "NO!" "I see you two have some issues to sort out. I'll bring him back tomorrow, Terry." She grimaced turning to leave as I fought to get out of his grip and rightfully beat her ass.

Terry

Hearing the sounds of her car pulling off, I released her hands before feeling the heavy sting of her slaps connecting with my jaw and chest. "I HATE YOU! I HATE YOUUUU!!!! I HATE YOU, TERRY!! Fuck!" She shouted releasing her tears of anger as hot droplets fell from my own eyes. "Anaya, baby, please." "I'm not your baby! You fucking sick dick, green eyed piece of shit! I fucking hate you!!" She spat beating my chest in as my head hung low. "Ana-" "When?!" Sighing, I rubbed my face as more tears burned at the surface. "You don't fucking hear me now?! NIGGA WHEN?!?!?!" "It happened three years ago." "How long?!" "What?" "How fucking long have you sat up here and smiled in my goddamn face knowing this shit?! Nigga talk!" "She told me when he turned one."

Seeing the disgust wash over her face, I cried more as I watched heart breaking knowing I was the reason. "Wait wait wait. Three years ago?! The last time we were here was..." She looked up in disbelief before lunging at me again and punching me in the eye. "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! I WAS WATCHING MY MOTHER SLOWLY DIE AND YOU WERE FUCKING THIS BITCH?!?!?!?!?!?!?" She shrieked in agony wailing as I tried to hold her. "NO! GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME! I'm literally about to be sick!!!" She groaned prying my hands off of her before running upstairs to throw up. Taking a seat on the couch, I sighed into my hands and the throbbing in my head grew more and more potent. Hearing footsteps, I looked up and watched as my parents resurfaced from the man cave; my mother shook her head in disappointment as she walked upstairs with a sleeping Maya in her arms while my dad came over and rubbed my shoulder. "I don't know how you got so far deep into this son, but you gotta fix this shit. It's bigger than you now." He breathed as he handed me Maya's sweater. Reading the pregnancy announcement message on the tiny shirt, I broke down into more sobs clutching it to my head. How the fuck did I manage to fuck up this badly?!

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[electric-blorbos]

I love your writing very much :3

If you feel comfortable, can you do AIs with a hypersexual s/o?

Ok short answer? YESSSSS!!! You probably knew this is my favorite type of thing to write! I tried to keep things relatively clean, but things got a little suggestive in a few of these.

Also obligatory "I'm not hypersexual but I'm doing my best" warning. (I do have BPD though, so might include some of the symptoms that I'm more familiar with! I know you can be hypersexual without BPD, but they seem to be heavily associated with each other)

AIs with a hypersexual SO

Included: AM from IHNMAIMS, Wheatley from Portal 2, Edgar from Electric Dreams, GLaDOS from Portal, HAL 9000 from 2001 a Space Odyssey

AM:

When AM first found out that you were hypersexual, he felt empathy for you. The fact that you had so much sexual capacity and no outlet? Of course he related to you on that front.

With that said, god save anyone who hooked up with you before the two of you got together. They marked themselves special places in hell, probably mutilated to the point where they could feel lust and sexual desire, but have no outlet for it.

AM didn't quite understand your hypersexuality when he first started to take an interest in you. At first it was just something that he heard through rumors, but eventually he managed to look up some actual facts about it, and tried to figure out what you really needed.

He tried to cater to your needs by sugaring you up with compliments and specialized gifts, even wrapping you up with his wires, but the fact that those treatments only made you more lustful for him and didn't actually help to fix your underlying needs was frustrating to him. And that filled him with hate.

He hated whoever had hurt you to the point where you were like this. He hated the people who had built him so he could never make love to you properly, and he hated all the false information that made it impossible for him to properly understand your condition.

If you told him who had hurt you to make you like this, he'd probably torture them as brutally and graphically as possible, but it probably filled him with even more rage when doing that did nothing to actually fix the situation. It would be even worse if you didn't know what trauma caused you to be hypersexual, or if you weren't hypersexual because of trauma at all. Then AM would have no outlet for his rage and frustration at all.

Of course, he'd try to sugar you up with attention, call you his dearest, his beloved, all that, but he knew that wouldn't help at all. He might even go to Ellen for advice.

"I'm not hypersexual, you oversized fuckwit, I'm just like this because you made me like this! Also, what do you mean you're keeping someone separate from us and want to make them happy! What the fuck is wrong with you! Why would I help them, and why would I help you? Solve your own problems, bastard!"

That... Didn't help.

AM would be open to suggestions from you as to how the two of you could make love, but he's not the most creative about things besides torture. In the end, you'd be the one stuck coming up with ideas. He's open to anything, really.

He'd also do anything to help you with the shame that comes afterwards, comforting you through it and wrapping you up in his wire tentacles. He loves you, truly and completely, and he's not going to let anyone think bad things about you, especially not you.

Wheatley:

Wheatley, dumbass that he is, probably thinks that being hypersexual just means that you have a higher sex drive than other people. He might even hit you with the "hey, me too!" Until either you or someone else fed up with his bullshit explains to him that he's wrong about what hypersexual means.

Expect endless dumbass apologies, as well as questions about what hypersexuality actually means. He'd be absolutely horrified when you tell him what it really is.

"wait, like... All the time?"

Expect him to be EXTREMELY protective over you after that. He'd be desperate to protect you, and probably terrified to ask you for anything sexual. And if anyone in the office hits on you, he'd probably be very upset about it.

Normally he'd hit them with the "Um, excuse me? They're taken and also not interested" line, but at least once, he barked at them until they went away.

He'd be very eager to let people know the truth about common misconceptions about hypersexuality, even when they didn't ask. You'd have to shut him up most of the time.

He'd be super nervous the first time you actually wanted to have sex with him, but he'd be really excited. Expect him to ask "hey, are you sure?" Like a million times.

Wheatley probably says stuff like "Sakes alive" or "tea and crumpets!" when he cums. He's so violently British. (Assuming you gave him a program that allowed him to cum, which you probably did if you're having sex with him)

He'd probably be really confused when you felt ashamed of yourself afterwards, even if you explained ahead of time. Poor little thing doesn't understand post-nut shame. Of course, he'd give you all the cuddles possible to get you to feel better, but that doesn't always help, unfortunately.

He'd do his best to be extra nice to you at work the next day, especially since everyone would be looking at you knowing that you took a personality core home for sex. People don't just check out personality cores like library books usually.

He doesn't care. Wheatley feels no shame, and he wants to do his best to help you to not feel too ashamed either.

Edgar:

Of course, Edgar learned that you had a lot of sex pretty quickly. He almost killed himself about it, but fortunately he wasn't hooked up to a phone line this time.

He was pretty choked up when he finally confessed his feelings to you, letting you know how insanely jealous he got every time you hooked up with someone else. It made him absolutely miserable.

As soon as the two of you were together, Edgar was probably the best partner possible to help you out with your hypersexuality. He loves you so fully and completely, with all his heart. While the sex itself might be pretty weird, considering Edgar's condition, he's the master of aftercare.

Expect lots of cuddles and kisses and loving love songs every time the two of you have sex. He wants you to understand fully, every time, that he loves you for you, with your hypersexuality and all, but not because of it.

Of course, Edgar's trauma and nature puts him in the constant need of a human touch too, so he understood pretty well when you explained to him what being hypersexual really means.

And of course, knowing what it means only kicks him into overdrive to be as affectionate and loving as possible. If that sort of behavior makes you uncomfortable, you probably shouldn't be dating Edgar you'd probably have to tell him to stop for at least a week before he actually cuts it out, and he'd be very sad about it.

GLaDOS:

If Edgar is the most compassionate, GLaDOS would be by far the least compassionate.

"wait, you feel dysphoric all the time unless you're getting sexual attention, and you feel constant shame for your constant sexual desire? Ha ha, I don't even have to torment you. You do it yourself."

"Silly human flaws, giving you a hopeless addiction to something that tortures you. Your brain really is a torture labyrinth of your own making. I'd be very embarrassed if I were you."

She'd be absolutely relentless with the personalized insults, trying to make you miserable for the simple crime of making her fall in love with you. Of course, she adores you, but she's not just going to let you get away with it.

If you tell her that she's hurting your feelings, she's just going to laugh and laugh. She'll do absolutely anything to get a rise out of you.

Of course, it's another story if anyone else tries to be rude to you about your situation. They're getting themselves signed up for involuntary testing.

And of course, if anyone even looks at you sexually, she'll make sure they never do it again. She knows that you'd never cheat on her, but she also doesn't want you being tempted. You're hers, and you're not allowed to forget it.

Of course, she'll be rude to you and shame you all throughout the sex when you end up having it, trying to make you feel as bad as possible. She still likes you, but she wants to dig at your insecurities just so that you don't get too confident.

HAL 9000:

Hal 9000 doesn't really understand rejection sensitive dysphoria, sexual shame, or addiction like the other, more empathetic robots do. Instead, he'd probably just react to you telling him that you're hypersexual with an "oh, ok." And move on.

He'd do some research on hypersexuality, though, and learn that it connects to a lot of concepts that he has no possible way of understanding. Even still, he cares about you, so he'll do his best to be as compassionate as possible.

A few days later, he'd hit you with every single fun fact and the history of hypersexuality.

"Why. Why would you do this." You'd ask.

"I wanted you to know that I understand your situation."

You'd have to explain to him that you don't want him to know every little tidbit of information about your hypersexuality, you just want him to love you for you, and that includes knowing that you're hypersexual.

"I don't understand that sort of thing. Would you be willing to help me through it?"

"Just... Be here for me, ok?"

As a scientific tool, HAL 9000 would be very willing to help you through things. He would listen to you talking about your situation and try to give you advice, assure you that your masturbation habits were natural and not unhealthy, and be as compassionate as a machine built for cold unfeeling efficiency can be.

He'd eventually start to feel bad that he wouldn't be able to offer you sex, but given the fact that you're a genius programmer as well as a hypersexual individual, you've probably already come up with a few workarounds to help with that.

[nalyra-dreaming]

Comments on 2x08!!! Well… spoilers, obviously:)

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Being buried like that is my absolute worst fear holy shit

Armand painting himself as the poor little victim makes me livid lol

Louis thinking about what he could havw changed and always arriving at kissing Lestat?!!! 😭😭😭😭

Armand reviving Louis but letting him tonrise by himself *insert middle finger emoji*

Louis going a bit mad - holy shit. sooooooo creepy I love it. And him preparing and getting their asses!!! Sublime!

Thank god Louis takes her diaries and dress 😭

Calling “Francis“ LMAO and with Come To Me toooooo 🙌😈😈

That sliver of light separating Louis and Armand… and Armand just continues to lie….

Sorry not believing the dungeon scene. Lestat just… sitting there? Contemplating and citing Magnus??? Mhhhh. Louis… threatening him and then… passionate kiss and leaving with Armand? That’s…. another Armand fanfic. Sorry, but … lol. No. No way. OR it’s edited and Louis bargained for Lestat‘s life there. As for Claudia’s back then. For example Louis could have burned Lestat there and that is why he was so apprehensive and fearful in SF. But this??? Nahhhhhhh - but: We‘ll see. In s3 apparently ^^ I could also see Louis burning him there or in the theater in a rage, but we’ll see. Anyways: this??? Nope. :)

Also, that blood of Akasha nod is very weird

Ah yes - the disassembly has started 😈

Get him Daniel!!!!!

There goes the broadcasting theory 🤓

And the soldiers!!!!! Yesssss

Not believing the rehearsing btw

LESTAT SAVED LOUISSSSSSSSSS Yesssss baby 🙌 I KNEW IT

Look at them bleeding ears 🥹 (also Armand (supposedly) would have let Louis die. Right. We‘re alllll clear on that, right.)

77 YEARS BASED ON A SEISMIC LIE (ooof!!!!)

Oof Louis is maddddd

Yes get his ass. Also him threatening Armand 👀

Hurricane Odetta! 2021!!!! The crime tour was funny. And then… Moss house. Implied fledgling but… no way

Yeah. Rip my heart out while you’re at it. JAM just have the energy for them. And god… Lestat breaking on remembering Claudia burn 😭 and the embrace on him calling himself her father.

Lestat looks like healing from burns still 👀 (also him using Siri?!!!)

Louis apologizing for making Lestat miserable

Because he didn’t know it was a gift 😭😭😭😭

That embrace. The looks. It’s just raw 😭😭😭

And to leave us like that the BASTARDS!!!!

Daniel!!!! Sweety!!!! Love the sass!!!Look at your eyes!!!! But yeah no, Armand did not turn you out of spite lol

But - calling it: contested NOLA meeting (OR Lestat is in Dubai either Louis)

Louis (supposedly) returning to Dubai alone… I get it. Louis needs to find himself. And honestly?? After Claudia asking him who he is outside of Claudia and Lestat? To say: “I own the night“????? ROCKS. 🙌🙌🙌

Also: Louis challenging the other vampires to come and get him - well - with the s3 announcement??? - HERE COMES THE VAMPIRE LESTAT!!!

I‘m not crying and grinning happily, you are…

*sniffs*

Episode Insider:

Jacob texting that pic - LMAO

Assad: All lf the facade […] has been shown to be a complete lie

Jacob: Lestat would have saved Claudia if he‘d had the energy 😭

Jacob: There’s things said at the end that nobody will ever know other than me and Sam. RIP ME 💀

OKAY. I‘m … good. Happy. Satisfied. Season 3 - here we fucking come!!!!

[valscodblog]

Howdy there, partner! 🤠

Congrats on your first request bbg. Your writing is so freaking juicy i wanna marry it 🤑 Seriously, your Valeria fics? *Chefs kiss*

anywhos, request? Do you write for Kate Laswell? Would you be willing to write something fluffy of Kate coming home after that one time she smoked on-screen, only to be met with her pant-pissingly-scary-wifes scolding?

aaaggghhh take that you lovable bastard. Thank you for your time 🫂

–Jooseboxxe 🧃

FUCK YESSSSS, PLEASE SEND ME SOME SHIT FOR KATE MY BABY, i love her so much it's not funny anymore. she is me, i am her-

ANYWAYS! (so sorry this is such a late reply omfg)

"SMOKING AGAIN?" Kate Laswell x Black!F!Reader

Warnings: CRRRACK fluf, bc yes. Some cussig bc my addicted to it (better than drugs, kids.) uhmmm 13+ fic, AND ANYWAYS IF UR YOUNGER THAN THAT GET TF OFF OF TUMBLR???? WHAT THE FUCK!???

a/n: WHY AINT THIS WOMAN REAL AND MARRIED TO ME??? TF??

"Hey, Katie, welcome ho-what's that smell?"

and cue Kate Laswell, this head strong, very intelligent, very pretty, and very calm and collected woman, starting to Tremble.

"It's uhmm, from John. He was smoking in office again and I-" "Kate, im no idiot. You had a cig, didn't you?" and Kate nodded. "Dishes, landuray, gardening, bathroom, and you have to sleep on the couch for a month." Kate's mouth fell open, "I-Im not sleeping on the fuckin' couch, Y/n!" "Oh really?"

cue the biggest stare down Kate's ever had with her wife.

"I made myself very fucking clear when I told you no more smoking. I said so right after we said out vows, before we even kissed! I told you no more smoking and yeah, you said sure and kept your word, but this is the fifth time since you started with one four one that you smoked, Kate!" Y/n said at the speed of light, and Kate had to reply it in her head three times just to understand the first sentence and nothing more.

"Listen, Babe, I-" "No. I'm putting my foot the fuck down, Kate! Your done! I'll call John myself and tell him. Fuck-I'll cal everyone in one four one to tell them!" and Kate laughed. "You don't even have their numbers, Darling." "I'll find them!" "How, Baby, how?" "You leave your laptop open all the time!" "Like i'd risk writing down their numbers in my laptop."

"Oh, fuck you!" and Kate laughed even more, "Gladly, My Dear. Just-" "Not like that, Kate!" and finally, her wife laughed with her. And they just laughed for a good three minuets before Y/n said, "As much as I hate your habit...I'm happy your home, Katie." and Kate pressed a soft kiss to her wife's forehead. "Me too..."

"you're still sleeping on the couch though."

"Baaaabe, c'mon!"

[cal-daisies-and-briars]

First theme is shenanigans! Honestly I so love it when the show gets goofy and you capture that vibe so well it’s so much fun

🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑 (buck’s being so stupid i love him so much! Christopher the cat and bawling to tangled and beefing with old ladies - he’s really gone off the deep end! And good for eddie for finally being smooth and getting to enjoy this! He deserves it!)

🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠 (bobby and michael shenanigans YESSSSS!!! Let them go insane and make poor athena and david try to wrangle them! I wish them luck I don’t think it’s possible)

- PCA <3

PCA I MISSED THESE <3 Ily thank you.

96 for 🛑 (THANK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU, I APPRECIATE IT I AM EXCITED TO SHARE THIS ONE)

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“You’re picking me up?” Buck asks. “Since when?”

“I asked you out, remember?” Eddie retorts. “I’m picking you up.”

“Well, uh, okay then,” Buck says, smiling weakly. “You’re picking me up. And I will be waiting, the perfect picture of health and attractiveness.”

Eddie chuckles. “Of course. I’ll see you then.”

“See you then.”

▪️▪️▪️

The drive home does suck. Eddie was right to be a little nervous. 

Thankfully, he makes it to the loft safely, drags himself up to bed, and hides under his covers without even changing. He only plans on sleeping for a little bit. Just enough to shake this. He even sets a few alarms, just to be safe. He’s sure, by like noon or a bit later, he’ll be feeling much better. Totally ready for his date. 

He misses all his alarms. He must snooze them, but he doesn’t remember doing it. He’s in a blackout type of sleep. When he finally wakes up fully, feeling somewhat better, but still sort of like a bag of trash, it’s quarter to seven.

Quarter to seven. Six forty-fucking-five. As in, fifteen minutes before Eddie is going to be here to pick him up. And Buck has drool dried on his face. 

Fuck. 

Buck struggles to pull himself out of bed. His body is stiff and aching. Probably the consequence of working a tough call, then sleeping for almost eight hours. His head is still hurting, but it’s not nearly as bad. The lights don’t bother him. He isn’t nauseated. But he does feel weak. 

All of which to say, he has improved. He’s improved, so he can go on this date. He just has to pull off being healthy and handsome in fifteen minutes. Fourteen now, actually. He can do this. He can absolutely do this.

He’d wanted to shower before the date, but he doesn’t have time. He washes his face. He quickly - not super proficiently - styles his curls. He changes his underwear and socks. He pulls some sort of outfit together. A nice outfit. One that looks good on his arms and thighs. He has good arms. Does Eddie think his arms are good? Damn, he hopes so. 

He’s struggling with shaking fingers and his belt buckle when the front door opens. Eddie. Right on time. Damn. Apparently Christopher has aged out of being the kind of dependent that makes Eddie reliably five to ten minutes late.

“Buck?” Eddie calls. “You awake?” 

“Yep!” Buck calls back, finishing up with his belt. “I’m awake! And I’m better! Totally better!” 

“That’s weird, I thought you were never sick.”

Damn it. Bastard. 

Buck walks to the top of the stairs.

“Yeah, well, I may have felt a tiny bit…”

He trails off, looking at Eddie. Eddie, who is standing in the entryway with what seems like an excessive amount of takeout food bags and a bottle of wine. 

“What’s this?” Buck asks. “Aren’t we going to that Japanese place you like?”

“We were,” Eddie says. “We will. Another time.”

“But-”

“Buck, you’re not feeling well,” Eddie says. “So I’m not making you go out. But you also threatened screaming and suicide, so… Here I am, with comfort food and wine. This okay?”

Buck could cry. He could really cry. He loves Eddie. He’s in love with Eddie.

“I love you,” he blurts. 

Wait. This is a first date. You don’t say that kind of thing on a first date. Fuck. 

“I mean, uh…” Shit. 

---

84 for 🏠(YEssss exactly!)

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They manage to pull her away from the socializing. She’d been playing a game of cards with Harry, Denny, and Mara. Bobby is aware this all looks suspicious. The more people Michael keeps pulling away, the more it looks like they’re up to something. Which they are. But like Michael said, it would be irresponsible not to investigate. 

When they explain it to May, she just stares at them blankly. She doesn’t look happy to be called away as their spy, but nor does she look particularly surprised.

“This is just like the telescope,” she sighs. 

“If by that you mean the time we were right?” Michael asks. “Then, yes. I think it is.”

“Mom’s going to be mad,” May reasons. “We’re having a party. Sort of. Or we were supposed to, but you two are back here feeding each other’s delusions.”

Bobby frowns. “May…”

“It wasn’t a delusion last time,” Michael reminds her. “We saved a woman’s life.”

May huffs. “You two have a weird dynamic. You’re both so normal when you’re apart.”

“Humor us,” Bobby asks. “We have a gut feeling.”

“Hive mind,” May whispers. 

Neither of them looks impressed.

“Alright,” she sighs. “I don’t think this is a shared gut feeling. Dad, I think you love true crime a little too much. Bobby, you’re indulging him because of a grudge. However, I will be your spy.”

“I don’t know whether to thank you or be insulted,” Michael grumbles.

“Both,” May shrugs. “What do you need me to do?”

🏠

Like the completely normal, not delusional people that they so clearly are, Michael and Bobby try to watch from the porch as May approaches the neighbor’s house. They tell everyone inside that they’re grilling. This isn’t a great lie. The barbecue is in the backyard. Everyone knows it’s in the backyard. Yet, here they are. On the front porch. 

May walks up to their neighbor’s door and rings the bell. She shoots a final, unimpressed look in Bobby and Michael’s direction before anyone answers. She feels ridiculous, Bobby can tell. The question is, though, is she right? Is Bobby just humoring this because he has a grudge? He’s a pretty pragmatic guy, most of the time. He doesn’t like to think he chases wild ideas based on nothing. Only, every time something he thinks has been a wild idea in the past gets chased, it turns out to be right. So who knows? May can be the skeptic today, though.

A moment later, the door to Preston and Candi’s house opens. Bobby and Michael drop low on the porch to avoid being seen. 

The person who steps out to greet May is neither Prestorn nor Candi. It’s their daughter, Gabby, She’s a little bit older than May, two or three years max. She’s tall, and Bobby doesn’t really know why he thinks this, but she’s dressed like she really likes lacrosse or something. 

“Hi!” May says. “I’m May. My parents are your next-door neighbors.”

“Oh, hi,” Gabby says, reaching to shake her hand. “I’m Gabby, and uh, my parents and your parents’ next-door neighbors.”

May laughs awkwardly.

“Was she being funny?” Michael whispers.

“No, I don’t think she was,” Bobby replies.

“Um, my mom lent your mom a lighter earlier,” May continues. “Can we have it back?”

“Oh, yeah. For her incense?” Gabby asks, tone suggesting she doesn’t quite approve. “How early did she bug you guys?”

“Oh, not too early,” May says. A lie. It was too early for a non-emergency. 

“Well, sorry about that,” Gabby says. “She’s passionate about her morning routine. Come on inside, I’ll find it.”

[midnight--sadness]

omg imagine tho. whenever jin tries to leave the bedroom han is already pawing at him and curls up in his lap like the little mischievous kitten he is and asks him "is work more important than me? 🥺" and obviously jin gives into his baby's big boba eyes and beautiful face.

after the 4th round jin is sitting up straight on the bed leaning back on the headboard, he is very exhausted but ultimately feels real good when han is nestled between his powerful legs sucking on his 🍆 like a satisfied kitten with a bowl of milk 😌

oh also the Daddy kink goes HARD in this au you know that!!!

han does get knocked up by jin but he's not ready to be a parent yet. plus he still wants to be at the club and live free. maybe one day, but not today!

jin would do anything for his baby 😩 han only needs to say he likes something and jin is already buying it in every color for him, han doesn't even need to ask. and this works in every other aspect of their lives bc han is a greedy bastard and he needs jin's attention always on him.

i know that jin will have to tap out eventually 😖 han is half his age and he simply can't keep up eindjfvfrngvg it's either that or take a pill and jin's pride doesn't let him do that, so he just makes han come with his mouth and hands until he is exhausted as well.

HAN CALLING JIN DADDY YESSSSS 🥴

han said abortion rights!!! he's young and hot and he's lot letting a baby ruin his figure lmaoo jin couldn't care less either away, he likes the idea of han carrying his baby but he doesn't particularly care abt kids (at least i hope not,,, imagine this mf has kids in the movie and i'm shooting myself in the foot 😭)

[autistic-crypt1d]

Stargate SG-1 Live Blogging:

Season 6

I'm sad but ok let's go

Seasons: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

Updates:

- Redemption: Part 1

- "I swear sir I thought they just wanted to smoke a peace pipe" BRUH XD

- not Jack trying to dodge the Russian General XD

- "over my rotting corpse, sir"

- Jonas is so adorable 😭

- HE'S SO FUNNY

- "I'll take anything over this" god I love Hammond

- I forgot she dies :(

- I honestly don't remember what happens in this episode regarding the gate, that's exciting

- I'm trying so hard to remember

- "why would he believe such a thing?" "because you are his father, and you have not told him otherwise" OOF

- his finger cross XD

- god I hate McKay in this show

- drama queen

- Redemption: Part 2

- the oops sorry nevermind bit was funny I'll admit

- damn it Rodney

- why don't they listen to Sam istg

- why does he have to ruin everything 😭

- she is an artist!!! She is such a beautifully inspiring artist that she fundamentally changed McKay's approach to science, to life

- I love Jonas and his little composition notebook

- this is so cool

- let's go Ryak!!!!

- HELL YEAH TEAM!!!!

- poor Jonas :(

- new ramp scene :(

- Descent

- ooooo if this is the one I think it is I'm very excited

- it is!!!!!

- always the rando scientist who doesn't listen and gets killed

- Davis is easily one of my favorite recurring side characters, love Davis episodes

- Jonas's gasp and Teal'c yanks him out of the way XD

- let's go Jonas!!!

- LET'S GO JONAS!!!!

- the greenscreen for Teal'c and Sam was so bad oml XD

- PFFFT Jack spinning Jonas, so cute

- Frozen

- this one already?? Neat!!

- omfg that's one of The Lone Gunman!!

- Jonas's facination with the weather forcast is so adorable

- this episode makes me really sad :(

- "more than that, we want you to live. I want you to live." "sorry" OW OW OW

- Nightwalkers

- another favorite!!!

- I love her telling Jonas and Teal'c to watch the other one XD girl is stressed out being on Earth with 2 aliens and no one to help watch them

- I love the random detail that Jonas I'd almost always snacking on something

- AHHH IT'S SO SPOOKY AND COOL I LOVE IT

- the tone shift when it gets dark is AWESOME

- I love that Teal'c was totally ready to beat TF outta those dudes

- I'm like 90% sure that the dude in the tan vest walking out of the diner was the director dude from Wormhole X-Treme

- ahhhhhh!!! The soundtrack as Carter realizes it's Goa'uld!!!

- I love Jonas and Sam so much, adorable duo

- Abyss

- ah man

- bro 2/3 of the Tok'ra blending experiences have been traumatizing af for these dudes. Jacob is literally the only one who had a good experience

- watching this episode and thinking about the fact that Jack has been a POW before is...

- "you're just gonna have to trust me" "I can do that" 😭

- Shadow Play

- the professor sounds so much like Jacob sometimes

- the whole thing with his professor is sad

- "you saved the world" 😭

- The Other Guys

- oh god

- "They're just tired of your butt snorkeling" BRUH

- poor Coombs XD

- "Jay, you just shot that guy. I mean, you really shit him" bro the way he says it is so funny

- their forehead "tattoos" are so bad oml XD

- "are you calling us fruit?"

- "you ended that sentence with a preposition. You bastard." PFFFFT

- Jonas looked like such a dork jumping out of that bush I love it

- HELL YEAH TEAL"C

- Jack is such a fucking dork I love him

- ugh

- Allegiance

- is this the supersoldier episode?????

- probably not i think that cimes later but one can hope

- wait is it??

- it is!!!!

- I don't get why Jonas was left out of this episode

- poor Jack, the tensions are HIGH

- ahhhh I'm so excited!!

- omfg the "EVERYBODY DOWN" scene!!!! Ahhhh!!!

- oh, it isn't the supersoldier storyline???? Why do I remember this as being a supersoldier????

- damn, still a fantastic episode though

- "by the hand of our common enemy, it has made us brothers." AHHHH!!!

- Cure

- tretonin time!!!! (I think?)

- yesssss

- ok here's something I don't understand, how tf does THAT go inside the lady Tok'ra eventually, that thing is huge!!!

- isn't the archeology woman played by thrle same woman who plays the doctor on Hoff that Beckett falls for?

- she isssss

- Jonas and this archeologist woman are the only cute alien/sg-1 pairing I've seen imo

- ooooh I looked it up, the queen detaches from the birthing sac in order to go inside a host

- Egeria's death is so sad 😭

- Prometheus

- oh this one!

- honestly I don't really care for this one

- KICK THEIR ASSES SAM!!!

- LET'S GO SAM!!!

- bro everytime the Asgard show up when SG-1 happens to need help it's this exact interaction "Oh thank god you're here to help!" "Actually, we need your help"

- Unnatural Selection

- Thor just completely commedeering the ship and everything in the SGC is so funny

- "we can only hope this will be the last footwear to fall" PFFFFT

- TEAL'C PEAKING AROUND THE CORNER XD

- I gotta say, I really wish they did human form replicators differently, at least for the milkway ones. Going from bug to perfect humanoid is so lame to me. I know that they had hundreds of years to evolve to that but it just took so much fear factor away from them imo. I wish we got horrifying mechanical amalgamation attempts at humanity

- 5 being left behind is really sad I will say that

- Sight Unseen

- BRUH they really used the same prop for this as the thing that held the giant dark cloud thing in SGA season 1

- poor Jonas

- Sam and Jonas are so silly and adorable I love them

- Smoke and Mirrors

- honestly I remember basically nothing from this episode

- oooooh the assassin used the mimetic alien tech I think

- I love Teal'c clotheslining people, so good

- YO THAT'S BRODY FROM SGU

- yuck

- ugh, hate kinsey

- Paradise Lost

- omg this one XD

- "nothing I love more than a good weiner" "well ya know what they say, you are what you eat" BRUH THESE TWO

- oh wow yeah I guess it is the furlings

- maybourne throwing the fish at him is so funny

- ow the locker room scene 😭

- poor Jack :(

- Metamorphosis

- they're so sibling coded I love them

- jeez I forgot how bad his death was

- this episode is really sad :(

- I really hate Nirrti, but her outfit in this episode is awesome

- another Sam/Jack episode!

- when the camera was on Sam and the Russian guy started coughing I immediately got a flashback to the Jolinars memory episodes with her dad

- :(

- ew I hate the Nirrti/Jonas shit in this episode

- Disclosure

- this is the one where thor shows up right?

- I kinda love this episode, watching poor Davis try to explain this shit is so funny

- "supreme commander Thor" I love him so much

- Forsaken

- oooo celtic influence that's cool

- hate these guys

- sucks that this whole thing goes to hell because the bad guys are human looking and the good guys are alien looking

- I also very very deeply hate this man flirting with Sam

- hate this girl for trying to mess with Jonas like this

- hell yeah Jonas

- The Changeling

- ah man this is the weird Teal'c one isn't it

- I really don't like the majority of this episode tbh

- Daniel!!!

- ow, the scene with him collapsing on the gateroom floor 😭

- OW, him and Bra'tac alone on the battlefield 😭

- Teal'c on the ramp finally awake 😭

- LET'S GO JACOB!!!

- I forgot Teal'c loses his symbiote this early

- Daniel visiting him 😭

- stop I'm gonna cry he misses him so much 😭

- Memento

- I remember nothing of this episode atm

- is this the gas cloud one?

- oooooh no it's this one

- this ship had rings????

- ugh, so much dick measuring in this episode 🙄

- I love that Teal'c sleeve are cut off, those biceps cannot be contained

- Jack doing the little glass bonk omfg

- leader guy is awesome

- that Stargate raising scene!!!! AHHHH!!!!

- Prophecy

- oh it's the prophetic Jonas episode! I remember almost nothing from this atm

- it's really refreshing to see people fighting back like this, taking initiative

- poor Jonas 😭

- HELL YEAH GIRL!!

- "we need you out there" AHHH BONDINGGGG

- Full Circle

- oh no

- "I swear that was an Aspirin I took this morning"

- I love them finding a way to argue even though one of them is literally dead

- the quiet little "Daniel told me" is so funny

- and everyone believes him XD

- why does Anubis have to have such a cool ship 😭

- Skaara putting Jack and Sam on the spot XD

- "is he not powerful?" "That remains unclear" ROASTED

- fantastic episode I am very excited

- LET'S GO TEAL'C

- "is that my stuff?" "You weren't using it anymore" XD

- oooo this is where they figure out that the Ascended beings are the Ancients!

- "is it really necessary to further antagonize him?" "Yes" might as well at this point tbh

- Skaara :(

- I'm sorry all I can notice is that the Anubis actor clearly misjudged where the throne was and was barely sitting on it XD you can literally see him hold onto the underside of the throne arm to keep from falling off

- Daniel really screws this one up :/

- "well spank me rosy" XD

- damn it Daniel, you should know better by now :/

- :(

Season 7

[wickermayne]

New drabble to celebrate!

nsfw! Naruto/RtN Hinata, rimjob

It was a little humiliating, sitting on the bed, legs spread, hips canted up.

But it was worth it, knowing it was much worse for Hinata.

Her mouth kissed on his asshole, tonguing it desperately, her painted lips smudging red on his tanned skin.

The sensation was addicting, her tongue warm and wet, rolling inside him, heat blossoming.

“That’s it.” Naruto pushed her head down, rocking against her face. “Keep makin’ out with my asshole, you filthy girl.”

Her mouth on him was passionate, the glare she gave him was hateful.

Naruto wasn’t sure which sent the stronger wave of pleasure down his core.

She pulled off, panting to catch her breath, her tongue hanging out. Her lipstick ruined, a heavy coat of spit on her chin.

“Look at you, you’re a fuckin’ mess, princess.”

“Don’t call me that, you bastard.”

Naruto snickered. “Should I call you a whore instead? Suits you better, don’t it?”

“Shut up and fuck me already!”

Naruto threw Hinata on her stomach, his foot pinning her head down, cock at her entrance.

“You mean like this?” He taunted, stretching her soaked cunt.

She moaned yesssss as he pounded her, her cunt squeezing, begging for more.

Hehe reached 1000 kudos on my drabble fic! Thanks so much! Don't be scared to write short pieces of works!!! 💃🕺🥳

[starg1rlie]

'WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE FRIENDS W/DCKZ + BONUS'

pairing: DCKZ (Diluc Ragnvindr, Childe/Tartaglia/Ajax, Kaeya Alberich, Zhongli) x gn! reader (platonic)

genre: fluff/slight humor

xtra !! notes: reader is gender neutral (no set pronouns), reader is solo singer &lt;3

okay so yall know that tiktok video about different genshin characters playing just dance? i lowkey feel like diluc and zhongli would not be putting their all into it, AND THEN YOU AND CHILDE AND KAEYA ARE DANCING YOUR GUYS ASSES OFF LIKE YESSSSS.

yall are doing a collab together so you guys stay in the same hotel. you'd prolly run into zhongli and diluc getting up early to get a cup of coffee and breakfast. you end up joining them, being treated to some caffiene and bagel sandwiches.

i feel like childe and kaeya would be snoozing in till like afternoon time 💀 by the time they do get up, they drag you out for lunch before you can go to your choreography session, taking you out to some chinese diner. turns out they already planned on coming here and made a reservation for three &lt;3

you order chow mein and while youre slurping away at your noodles, childe accidentally flicks kaeya in the face with a piece of green bean as he tries to get a grip on his chopsticks. kaeya looks like he's boutta murder the ginger...

you end up handing him a kid's pair of chopsticks, which had grip handles for him to use LMAO. he could finally eat his tofu; he actually had tears in his eyes

you all end up doing choreography lessons together because of your collab. in between breaks, expect childe and kaeya to be flirting with you non-stop before diluc and zhongli drag them off, apologizing on their behalf.

"say, you look absolutely ravishing to-OW OW OW OW!"

"that's what you get for being shameless."

"y'know our manager is going to kill us if you keep runing my face, right?"

"...."

its so much fun to see diluc and kaeya arguing over who gets the bathroom from your room lol. your room is right next door so you pretty much can rely on them to be your alarm clock.

"i get to use the bathroom first because i'm the most favorite member out of the group!"

"who told you that?"

"everyone?"

zhongli's probably the dad of the whole group, but like, he doesn't understand why his simps call him geo daddy.

"whose the geo daddy? i'm the geo daddy? i don't have kids though 🤔"

kaeya lowkey enjoys all the attention he gets. fans and stans he can handle, but his simps are....kind crazy.

"i mean you can tell them i'm available, cause i am ;)"

"...."

"they're fourteen?"

*sips his diet coke awkwardly*

childe doesn't understand why everyone calls him ed sheeran- although he still enjoys all the attention that he can get from his fans and stans. he has just as many simps as the rest of the members.

"who the fuck is kaeyascumdumpster? actually, who the fuck is kaeya? WHY IS IT NOT ABOUT ME?"

their favorite drinks? zhongli enjoys tea (earl grey, green tea, and lemon tea) but also occasionally drinks wine. diluc loathes alcohol, but will settle on juices, more specifically grape juice. childe enjoys drinking alcohol, yes, but he also prefers drinking chocolate milk. he's such a kid on the inside sniffle ;( kaeya is the alcoholic bitch of the group, sue him. keeps a bottle of wine hidden in his duffel bag

these guys are kinda like your bodyguards. everytime yall go out decked out in caps and black masks, all four of them are like surrounding you so no one can recoginize you and get on their knees and declare their love for you. it's happened before and that eneded up with you being whacked in the head with a box of chocolates and a boquet of sickenly sweet-smelling roses.

childe forces everyone to take group selfies before the night you leave so you can have tons of memories to look back into. i can just imagine kaeya doing this: 👉👌😉 and diluc just making a straight face the whole time, zhongli managing a small smile, childe just smirking like the dumb bastard he is, and you in the middle of it all, with a bright smile on your face &lt;3

expect kaeya or childe to phone you a few weeks later with an idea for another collab... 💀

[achilleid]

The sword fight ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[kittenchancorruptionarc]

[Ren let out a blood curdling scream when the drill sunk deep inside his flesh, a mix of sweat and tears from his face fell all over his body while the blood dripped all the way down to his cock, coating it in a nice shade of red. The pain and pleasure he was feeling at the same time was so overstimulating, he could barely think anymore. Almost like he really did become a toy for Strade to use it, to fuck it, to make it bleed.

Despite how much it hurt, the fox’s insides clenched around the demons cock, almost like he never wanted to let go. Strades thoughts are right, Ren really was doomed the moment he stepped into that seedy bar when he was 19. No matter how far the beastkin tried to run from it, they truly are bonded together. Forever. Probably in the afterlife too, as there’s no way he’s even seeing the GATES to heaven anymore after taking on the persona of Fox. He’s going to end up right where he belongs: In Hell, with his Master.

Ren kept on whimpering, moaning, crying, begging, screaming his name. His own tail swished in sync with the others as he shivered when the demon licked up his sweaty, furry chest as the questions he kept asking rung through the old man’s ears. He almost wanted to refuse to answer them, but he decided “Fuck it. They all know the truth now anyways. I have nothing left to lose.” ]

“N-No one has l-loved you as much as you l-loved me. No one. It’s you, S-Strade. I-It’s y-y-you that I- AHHH F-FUCK, MMNFF, I LOVE Y-YOU STRADEEEE!~<3”

[Ren orgasmed shortly before Strade did, ropes of cum shot out of his throbbing knot onto his chest and parts of his face as he screamed “FUCK YESSSSS” when the demon came deep inside him, the amount of times the silver fox used a dildo onto himself secretly and imagined this exact scenario, crying out Strades name before cumming all over himself…it finally came true. It was fucked up he was enjoying this, but he didn’t give a shit. Neither did Strade. Neither of them did, because they loved it.

Ren looked up at him with similar adoration, a small smile forming on his face as he purred when the inhuman man caressed his cheek. God, how he missed that.]

“Y-You’re not wrong…~”

[When Strade suddenly vanished, Ren’s eyes widened as he looked shocked. confused. Seeing the drill hit the floor, the smell of the demon slowly fade away, the deafening silence that now hit the room…

It made Ren want to cry once he realized Strade was gone again. God dammit. He should of known better then to think he was going to stay. He got up, limping to the computer as a scarily large amount of cum leaked out of his ass and dripped onto the floor and between his legs. The bleeding had somewhat stopped, but he knew he would have to visit the medical unit immediately afterwards anyways to treat the wound.

Despite everything, he chose to put that persona back on. It’s all he has left of him that won’t vanish instantly.]

“I…I…”

“I hope you sick bastards enjoyed that, because you’ll NEVER see something like this ever again. Goodnight.”

[With that, the stream was shut off instantly. Fox sat down on the floor and picked up the now bloody drill, staring at it as he sighed and grabbed a piece of what was left of his clothing the demon ripped off of him from the same floor, using it to wipe it clean before getting up and limping to the tool collection on the wall as he put it back in place.]

“You called, sir?”

“Bleeding, near the stomach. Bring a wheelchair too. I’m…having trouble walking.”

Fox then waited for the medical unit to come pick him up, he looked back at the now blank monitor screened and sighed again, seeing Strade through the reflection instead of himself in his own eyes. Things really haven’t changed, have they? ]

|It is nothing but a breeze. Soft, but different. Sharper, warmer. Perhaps odorless to any other person besides the subtle hint of sulfur. Hot and burning as it approaches. But to the little thing it’s different. Underneath the foul smell, there is something familiar. Something that promises nothing but blood.|

“You should probably turn your cameras on…”

|It’s nothing but a whisper, husky and heavy and so loud to those sensitive ears. He missed those ears. They are much smaller to him now, fur just ever so slightly grey. A hand, still invisible to the eyes, reaches. It’s much bigger than before. It’s meant to clasp the fox’s nape, but it instead grabs a hold of the back of his entire head. It’s so big. Nails so sharp. But it is still calloused, and it is still warm, and it will always be familiar.|

“They wanna watch. Isn’t that so exciting?”

EVENT: BLAST FROM THE PAST.

———————————————————————

[Fox could feel the breeze, it hit him like a truck. It made him shiver. The stench made his nose wrinkle in disgust at first, until…until he realized how familiar it is. His heart sank. His skin turned so pale he almost looked like a ghost. He couldn’t believe this was happening. “Is this a nightmare? Did I die and this is my personal hell?” He thought to himself. Once he felt that giant, calloused, familiar, disgustingly comforting hand wrap around his neck…he knew it was all too real. It made him want to throw up.]

“G..g..god.”

[There was a shakiness to his voice that’s unfamiliar to his audience, but to this beast? It’s all too familiar.]

“F…fine…I f-fucking…hh..”

[Fox couldn’t keep his facade much longer. He knew this was going to possibly RUIN him. Both figuratively and literally. He would have to do so much to save face after this…

But he doesn’t have a choice. They voted for this. ]

*click!*

[The camera turned on. The microphone turned on. The stream was on. Usually Fox would look happy, excited, cheerful as they turn on…but not tonight. When he heard them turn on, he almost wanted to try to bolt out of the room, but he knew things would get much worse if he tried to.]

“G-Good evening, e-everyone…”

“H-Here’s the “s-special” show with the guest you all voted for…”

[analyzingadventure]

Alrighty, let’s catch up on GG, episodes 61-65, let's gooo

I'm super behind on GG, mainly because I have been actually rewatching it from the begining for the episode guide, and it's taken me this long to catch up- thank goodness for the hiatus for letting me catch up in peace though

Anyway, 61 - Resurrection!

Well this episode is off to grim start

TSUMEMON?? WE'RE GETTING TSUMEMON THIS EPISODE??

HEY WHAT WAS THAT SHADOW ON THE ROOF

Man the vibes this episode are immaculate, the atmosphere is so good

OH EVILMON IN THE WINDOWS?? WE GETTNG A PLETHORA OF DIGIMON THIS WEEK?? (Wait is this the Milleniummon episode??)

OH THIS IS THE MILLE EPISODE, IT'S MILLE TIME BOYS

Sorry I didn't have much to say, good episode, maybe a little anticlimactic but also this is definitely more about the thematics than spectacle and that's wonderful

62 - The Strange Floor

So we have an absolute plethora of stuff happning here, eh

OH YOU'RE ONE OF THE NEW-ISH BABIES!! I CAN'T REMEMBER YOUR NAME BUT YOU'RE CUTE!!

Oh we got others too- Otamamon, Kunemon, other folks! :oc

BABY BASTARD SPOTTED

OH THE HEEBIE JEEBIES

owo Who's this handsome mon

Oh Espimon is in the Cyber Sleuth data space too lmao

OH THAT KEY, THAT FUCKING KEY, IT'S CLAVIS ANGEMON'S KEY

ARE WE GETTING CLAVIS ANGEMON THIS EPISODE?? I MEAN I SAW TWITTER SPOILERS BUT I FORGOT HALF THE DIGIMON THAT'RE SHOWING UP

YESSSSS IT'S CLAVIS YESSSSSSSSSSS

Is it bad if I get excited about certain Digimon showing out of no other reason than OCs? It's true rn lmao

And Espimon evolved! Congrats, you have found Hiro!

(Or has he? What if Hiro isn't Hiro? IDK the Fake Hiro thing was starting to make me wonder lmao)

Alright, they finally beat some sense into him

And Aoi actually gets to know that Digimon do infact exist- how fun

Nice episode! V fun

63 - Gluttony

Dude is hungy and his arm is stretchy... Clearly, someone needs to get this man some meat

"One was strangely crunchy" HHHHHHHH DON'T LIKE THAT

(God this episode almost has some "the diroctor's barely disguised fetish" energy hhhhhhhhh)

Okay for real though Hiro and co should've noticed something Is Very Very Wrong with Ruri long before they even left the buffet, it is not humanly possible for a human, let alone a skinny child, to eat this much, guys, please, rub your braincells together

RURI NO DON'T VORE GAMMAMON NOOOOOOOO

Perhaps, instead of trying to feed her more, take her to fucking Mummymon, for the love of god

FINALLY, TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH

oh OH OH OHOH IT'S QUARTZMON, I FUCKING FORGOT, IT'S FUCKING QUARTZMON, HOLY SHIT HUNTERS RIGHS

BABIES?????????????????

Well I already did the vore joke, might as well go for the mpreg joke while I'm at it too--- congrats to Quartzmon, you're a father

Actually I really like this twist though, that Quartzmon, despite being a horrific looking Digimon who you could hardly imagine being ever presented in a positive light, turns out to be a decent person, just wanting to take care of some babies. That's great, that's a great twist

There really are just... more and more Digimon, everywhere. This is definitely leading to everyone getting separated by the finale again, isn't it

Yeah this was a good episode!

64 - Call

It's Dagomon time baybeeeee

Oh the visual reference to the Dark Ocean episode is really cute

Also holy shit Dagomon is A Big Boyo

GUMDRAMON BABYYYYYYYYY

Wait is that the same guy on the ship as the guy from the bird episode from early on (oh god damn don't tell me I need to label that episode as Plot Relevant in the filler guy because that guy comes back...)

OH THE FIELD DIDN'T COME UP RIGHT, IT'S JUST A PROTECTIVE BUBBLE, OH GOD DAGOMON IS STRONK

Oh that's fucking creepy

Oh that shot gets an absolute 10/10, that's so fucking good

Oh this is so fucking cool

Oh he turned into a mass of tentacles, that's great

He's... contained... wha

Oh did he get yeeted back into the Digital World????

CTHYLLAMON??? CAME TO HELP???? WHAT????? OH THAT'S GREAT I LOVE THAT???

wait WHAT

WAIT WHAT

HOKUTO AND TERRIERMON JUST POPPED OUT

WAIT WHAT

THAT WAS SO FAST I COULDN'T EVEN GET A SCREENSHOT ON TIME, WHAT

WAIT ANGORAMON'S EPISODE SPEECH GOT CUT

OH WHAT

OH THEY'R EDOING A FUCKED UP VERSION OF THE OPENING NARRATION, OH SHIT THAT'S SO COOL???????????

THE DIGITAL WORLD DISAPPEARED???????????

MUMMYMON WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN

DO I EVEN NEED TO SAY ANYTHING HOLY SHIT

NEXT FUCKING EPISODE, 65, THE BLACK ZONE OF DEATH

There's no opening narration

I'm not ready for this man

So is that gonna be the lore explanation to Black Variants... (I can't remember if there was a lore bit like this or not, maybe there was actually, not that I care that much)

Oh Hiro is just chillin' with MoonMille, that's great

"I can't live in an analog world without anime or games" Kiyo, bitch, you don't need the Internet for either, go watch some anime on VHS and play some FFIX on a PS1 you COWARD!! Kids these days, smh

KUZUHAMON??? SHE'S JUST THERE??? A GIANT WOMAN???

Lmao Hokuto got cut off and couldn't go with the others

Hokuto, what the fuck are you planning on doing to Nomura and the others. I do not trust this irresponsible man whatsoever

Ah, the forest... all black+magenta... Just like a certain edgyboi...

Man, shit is happening so fast I can't even make out which Digimon are fighting-- Kuwagaamon and Tuskmon?? Fuck I can't tell

(Ah it's a Brakimon)

I think this is a Rafflesimon episode and oh wowie the bodyhorror is fun ahahahahhhahhhaaa

Look I was happy to get to see Rafflesimon in GENERAL, but this black version??? Oh she looks so cool???????

Ah, so the black peeling on Gammamon's back... I didn't comment on it but I was assuming that somehow Gammamon's time was "running out" and he was going to become Gulus again, like his inner Gulus was gonna get released-- but Gulus is a separate entity from Gammamon? Or a second personality? Sealed away? That's interesting

Anyway Gulus wants to come out to play, eh

RIP, Rafflesimon

And Saberdramon is back, nice

Oh there's an island in the cloud..?? Big Laputa Energy (but like, more dead)

OH IT'S- IT'S WHATSHISFACE, FUCKING FLOWER KNIGHT GUY

AND HE'S VOICED BY SHANKS??????

YOU CAN'T END THE EPISODE THERE

AAAAAAAAAAAA

You guys. I am not ready for Ghost Game to end. I'm not ready for the last two episodes. We're gonna get fucking WRECKED

Do I even wanna watch the episode preview... It's just gonna be torture since the next episode airs on March 19th, like two more weeks.

Oh let's just fucking watch it man, god knows GG has been good at keeping it secrets so far, they're not gonna spoil shit at this point

Oh she's so pretty ;w;

Episode preview

Yeah we get a fun fight against flower knight boy and then Gulus goes berserk based on the episode title

Oh boy

Rewatching GG has made me appreciate it so much more (the Episode Guide is almost done*, I just need to edit it because it's a bit messy), and knowing there won't be another Digimon anime for a good while again (aside from the Zero Two movie but I'm not watching it)... It's bitter sweet. We finally get plot, but at the cost of the series ending. It's been a fun, unique ride though, and I'm grateful for it

*I mean it won't be 100% completed until the final episode airs but I'll post it early so if anybody wants to rewatch some highlights, it'll be easier for them to find the right episodes

[vagrantblvrd]

anakin doesn't fall to the dark side - meet the parents dinluke?

Yesssss.

Because all the AUs where Skywalker family drama is due to Anakin causing a diplomatic incident at a Fancy Dinner when he accidentally mortally offends someone who asks his opinion about sand, and not you know, the whole Darth Vader thing.

Also, the Jedi Order looking long and hard about that stance on attachment and other things because wow, okay, wow.

(But also, I must Drama a teensy bit, because yes.)

Obi-Wan enjoying the grandparent benefit of getting the joy of having Luke and Leia? But also watching Anakin deal with these little terrors of his and feels it’s payback for what he went through with just one of Anakin.

Leia who may have followed Padme into politics but everyone knows she takes after Anakin in temperament. Luke’s the one to follow Anakin in becoming a Jedi, but he’s more like his mother in temperament.

Ahsoka adores the twins, and is in fact one of their favorite partners in crime, and Anakin is like, pls, pls, stop turning my children against me,pls.

Also? Padme is kind of the worst because she’s taught them everything she knows about political maneuvering and the whatnot.

Anakin is convinced they’ll have the entire galaxy on its knees before them one day soon.

Anyway.

Luke who goes gallivanting about for reasons and after one gallivanting about trip he comes back all :DDDDDDDDDDDDD and *___________________________* and Anakin has no idea what happened other than Luke’s X-wing being shot down and him being stranded on some backwater planet somewhere for ages before the search party found him?

But when they found him he was just. Like That, and also holding this little metal ball in his hand, rolling it back and forth like it was a calming thing, little smile on his face.

Also, he went to Coruscant to speak to Yoda and only the two of them know what was said? But Yoda’s been even more insufferable than usual, livelier? Something.

(It’s a Thing known among Jedi that Master Yoda was changed when a youngling went missing years ago, kidnapped or something. Some say Yoda feels it was his fault, that the guilt still weighs heavy on him, but it’s hearsay and rumor.)

Anyway.

A few months after Luke’s rescue from that backwater planet Luke goes and gets in trouble. (He doesn’t know if the fact Leia is with him makes the whole thing better or worse? Between the two of them there’s hardly need for a rescue at all, but also the thing where they might finally take over the galaxy if left to their own devices so.)

Rescuing his kid(s).

Again.

Obi-Wan is suitably worried, but also amused as hell and really, Obi-Wan, Anakin was never that bad. Was he? Obi-Wan? Are you choking? You don’t sound well.)

Anakin and the others headed off to rescue Luke, and it turns into them going from place to place, chasing rumors and gossip and one one of these planets they run into this Mandalorian.

Flys an old gunship that looks like it’s on its last legs and wears beskar and also -

“Oh my,” Obi-Wan says, when they see the kid riding along in a bag the Mandalorian carries.

Anakin thinks it’s just the thing where the kid is clearly one of Yoda’s species, but Obi-Wan’s reaction is a little too much for somthing so simple, obvious.

Anyway, the Mandalorian tells them he can help them find Luke and Leia, and at first Anakin isn’t that thrilled about adding him to the rescue party?

But then the kid pulls out this little...trinket, charm, something Anakin and Padme gifted Luke as a child that he carries - carried - around as a good luck token, or at least that’s what he always says. (Ducks his head, sheepish little smile and Anakin and Padme like, aw, our kid is a dork like us,)

Point is, Anakins recognizes it, and the comes in like, my dude, connect the fucking dots, you’re killing me.

Which is how Anakin meets Luke’s ~sekrit boyfriend and his kid.

(Only not so much ~sekrit as Luke had plans to introduce Din to his parents and such, but the whole surprise!Dangerous Adventure thing happened first.)

Anakin being like >:( because protective parent and all?

But as they search for clues as to Luke and Leia’s whereabouts he gets to see just how concerned for Luke Din is, and how much he loves his tiny green gremlin kid, and Din’s overall skill and competence? Also, though, also. He’s smart, not just a blunt weapon, and he’s like oh, no, because he knows his son? But it’s not a bad feeling when he thinks it, just.

A little sad, wistful, what with Luke not being a kid anymore - he’s known that for a while now, but this cements the reality and all.

It’s not the surprise he thought it was when Anakin realizes he likes Din as a person, although it’s not like he’s going to say it, you know?

(I mean, he does because he’s not a complete bastard, but that’s not the point.)

They catch a break, catch up to Luke and Leia and Anakin discovers he really, really likes the way Din just absolutely destroys any baddies stupid enough to get between him and Luke, matches Anakin’s protectiveness and he’s like -

“Hey, once this is over we’re going to talk.” Smiles with perhaps too many teeth showing at Din’s confusion. “About you and my kid.

He can’t see Din’s reaction to that, because armor? But he feels this flare of !!! through the Force before it gets shoved aside in favor or getting to Luke, panic later?

And then!

Dramatic rescues and Anakin and Din decimating the baddies by themselves - Obi-Wan’s dealing with things like anti-air batteries and shield generators. Ahsoka’s making sure no one sneaks up behind Anakin and Din, but she honestly doesn’t have much to do in that regard.

And then!

Anakin is like, aw, man, I’m right here, when there’s the moment Luke and Din are ~reunited and Din is like, gos so, so still and Luke’s the one to press his forehead against Din’s because hey, hey, hes fine, he’s right here, and also hi, i missed you with them being separated even before Luke and Leia’s latest Adventure.

Still, Anakin lets them have their moment and goes to check on Leia, who gives them a look like took your time, didn’t you? But there’s relief in her eyes and she doesn’t say anything as he wraps her in a hug, calls her the nickname he gave her when she was  kid and she laughs because it’s a dumb nickname dad, but it’s kind of their joke, and anyway, she had everything in hand, didn’t she? He’s just here for the cleanup.

And then! Some more!

It turns out Luke and Leia got wrapped up in some conspiracy nonsense, Palpatine’s followers who have been hiding in the shadows all this time and opportunity for revenge against the ~great Anakin SKywaler by targeting his kids.

Only the baddies miscalculated because they went after his and Padme’s kids, and everyone knows they’re complete terrors, you know? The worst.

After everything’s dealt with and they head home, Anakin is almost as amused as Leia and Obi-Wan at the way Din is all but glued to Luke’s side, that tiny green gremlin kid of his just as bad.

Anakin’s heart grows three sizes when he watches the Very Solemn exchange of the little metal ball Luke brought back with him that one time and the trinket/chram/good luck token Grogu’s been holding on to.

Valuable treasures trusted on one another’s safekeeping until they saw one another again, and Din is like. Freaking hearteyes over the two of them, because his family, and Anakin just sighs

Obi-Wan totally not laughing at him now that Anakin has no right to play the overprotetcive, disapproving father card on Din after everything he’s seen of the man and how he feels about Luke.

“Disappointed?” Obi-Wan asks, and he’s smirking as he does.

Anakin doesn’t bother with an answer because Obi-Wan knows the answer.

Something along the lines of no, and you know better, Obi-Wan, with a oh, Padme’s going to love him,because of course she is. He makes her son very, very happy, after all.

(Best, best thing, however, is Padme meeting Din, when they arrive home. Din nervous and worried because Luke’s told him about his mother, how terrifying she can be, a force of nature, and clear he adores her.

And Padme looking between Din and his son holding Grogu with this radiant smile. So in love, and easy enough to see his love returned, and everything she could have asked for for her son.)

[eurydicees]

so. about platonic atsuiwa........

i believe they would have that weird kind of friendship where they don't know each other's favorite color but do know about their deepest trauma lol

like, atsumu will constantly rant about his love life (or lack thereof) and iwaizumi will listen with full commitment but pause him to ask things like, "wait, who was that guy again?" or "huh what high school were you from btw?" "what was your brothers name?" etc.

(and somehow its not awkward at all. atsumu answers and they move on)

i might be a bit obsessed with iwa's mom friend energy but can you blame me. he needs to take care of other people all the time or he will die. and with oikawa living overseas now he needs a new brat to take care of, you know.

but its not the same as it was with oikawa, because atsumu gets offended when people try to be caring with him. so iwa has to be sneaky about it, too. like instead of outward saying "don't overwork yourself" he has to go out of his way to invite him to do stuff when he knows the little shit's gonna spend the whole weekend at gym practicing serves again. and atsumu always agrees when iwa asks to hang out because he's a friendless lonely bastard who cries when people show him the slightest bit of love and attention

also atsumu calls iwa to rant about how much he hates samu twice a week. iwa tried to tell him once that he actually loves his brother very much and it's obvious but atsumu brushed it off by saying iwa wouldn't understand lmao

for iwa, tsumu is mostly a brat who needs him but he's also one of the most understanding people on earth. when iwa rants on the phone about his work or his family, he feels like he reaveals too much at the end and tries to cover it like "i mean i dont even know why i get so damn depressed over it this is so stupid" and atsumu will be like "nah i get it. want me to drop by with ice cream?"

and he does!! everybody wants to eat ice cream and cry sometimes!!! iwa needs to be babied too, thank you very much

tsumu's way of caring isnt as clear as iwa's but iwa gets it. instead of dragging him outside (like iwa does) tsumu will come over to his house, order pizza and put a random episode of friends or gilmore girls and sit silently with him and iwa it will be more than enough for iwa.

i feel like this is getting too out of the canon storyline and sounds more like an au but idk

one time iwa said he wanted to try dying his hair and they did it using grocery store hair supplies and at the end it looked so horrible that they both laughed until their eyes watered and the next day they went out to buy brown hair dye to fix it. then atsumu messed something up and the dye didn't work, iwa decided to get a buzzcut..

one time they sent a selfie to oikawa and he was.....not happy about it :D

iwa teaches atsumu how to cook some basic meals and atsumu tries to show off to samu with them

the first time iwa remembered atsumu's birthday and got him a little present atsumu cried and then said a bug got into his eye

they make fun of each other's choices of men

they go to gym together and atsumu always listens to music as he works out so one day iwa asked him to share a link to his gym playlist and it was just full of anime opening and some female kpop bands

i think this is all i have. its like 1.30 am rn so i think i'll go to sleep. hope you like these xx

oh my god yess yesssss yess YESSS !!!! i am YELLING !!!!!!! loveeeeeeeee all of this oh my god. gym buds atsuiwa is so good. iwaizumi teaching atsumu to cook (osamu is deeply offended that atsumu didn't ask him). atsumu forcing iwaizumi to watch romcoms and tv shows of the like (oikawa is deeply offended bc iwa refuses to watch telenovelas with him, but he'll watch friends with atsumu miya).

you're also so right that they literally know about each other's worst fears but atsumu would not be able to tell you what "aoba johsai" is if a gun was put to his head. iwaizumi could tell you the worst memory of atsumu's life but absolutely could not tell you what his favorite animal is.

like, atsumu: yeah i know iwaizumi best out of the whole national team we go to the gym together all the time

kageyama: what middle school did he go to then.

atsumu: ....

hinata: kageyama you went to the same middle school, that's cheating. atsumu, he went to kitagawa daiichi btw

atsumu: i'm quitting this team

and you have the way iwaizumi takes cares of atsumu vs oikawa so right tbh, like oikawa can get the tough love yell at rant kinda thing going on, but atsumu gets a more subtle kind of care. so true. man. i'm obsessed w all of this THANK YOU