#COD roach

[corporalellie]

[mactavishenjoyer]

Soap, leaning in and kissing roach:"I love you."

Roach:"you can't do that in public you're my brother!"

Soap:

Soap:"I hate you more every day."

[stupidpercy]

Another Roach before I forget

please don’t shake him (plea that will be ignored)

[duckyjokes]

"Touch starved Roach" I yell into the mic. "Touch starved Roach who's really touchy and is constantly holding onto his friends" I'm booed off the stage.

"No, he's right!" I look up to see none other than Gary Sanderson him-fucking-self

[yooo-lets-go]

what sort of music does simon listen to- and what are the others’ opinions on it when they inevitably discover it?

They probably wouldn’t share a playlist

Plus Roach:

[ickyyrus]

Hanging out☕️

[naaebiiiii]

where are you

[ieatroach]

white boy suffering in Asia's heat....

[call-of-duty-incorrect-quotes]

Overheard in the middle of a mission.

Roach: Ah, yes. There it is. The hamster urge to die tragically and abruptly…

Ghost: Fucking hell, Gary...

[yi3248]

happy birthday simon ghost riley

all the joy and love for you, simon

[craftgamerzz]

Knowing me, my dumbass is gonna make this a hurt/comfort.

Part 1

[corporalellie]

👻🪳 🖤

[mactavishenjoyer]

09' Ghost, into his radio: "ROACH! ROACH! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU!?? RESPOND!"

09' soap:"how the hell is he going to respond when he can't fucking talk!"

09' Ghost :"he'll make someone else do it"

09' soap: "that's the stupidest thing I have heard all day."

A random man over their radios :"EAST HALLWAY! PLEASE I HAVE A WIFE AND KI-"*gunshot*

09' Ghost, with heart eyes:"see, I told you!"

09' Soap:

[hurrraaid]

can we have some silly Roach doodles? Or just Roach?

I had a vision and this was as close as I could get to it.

[feralgoblinqueen]

At the rehearsal dinner, the night before your wedding, your bridesmaids have prepared a presentation for you. They laugh conspiratorially before pulling the slide show up on the projector. The title is: Y/N Being Feral for Her Future Husband. Each slide has a photo and beneath is the unhinged text you sent with it. All the photos are sneaky pics you took while working with them.

Slide one: A slightly blurry image of him sitting on a bench at the gym.

The caption: “Sitting on his lap would probably fix me.”

Slide two: Picture is of him sipping his morning coffee or tea, disheveled.

The caption: “I’m jealous of a mug.”

Slide three: It looks like a selfie at first but you’re in the bottom corner and he’s in the background in full tactical gear.

The caption: “Love a man that uses protection.”

Slide four: Another blurry image obviously taken on a drunken night out with the rest of the team. There’s a tipped over shot glass and he’s licking the liquor off the bar. He’s got a big, goofy grin, being egged on by those around him.

The caption: “How many shots do you think it would take for him to want to lick me like that?”

Slide five: It’s a picture of his bicep flexed and the corded muscle on display, a slight sheen of sweat glistening in the light.

The caption: “I want to gnaw on him like a chew toy.”

Slide six: This is, much to your relief, the last picture. It’s of him sitting across from you at a dining table, dressed in nicer civilian clothes. Your first official date.

The caption: “Please, whatever deity is out there, don’t let me fuck this up.”

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A/N: This has been sitting in my drafts for ages. I don’t even know if anyone else will find it as funny as I do.

[yooo-lets-go]

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