#cod mw roach

[corporalellie]

[harveywritings92]

Roach: Soap can I ask you a question?

Soap: Yeah?

Roach, nodding towards a bickering R/n and Ghost: Are those two going to kill each other or start ripping each other's clothes off?

Soap:Oh, I don't think the two of them have it figured out yet.

Soap: But we've got a betting pool goin' if yer interested, 50 ponds says they'll be all over each other by the end of the month, ya in?

Roach:...

[hai-nae]

😠.

[mellounir]

commission done for @captav with OG Ghost and Roach ❤️ full pic under the cut

[brainlice]

is roach named after the insect or the fish?

(￣∀￣)

[mellosdrawings]

I have a type.

[moon-at-dawn]

Did you guys read Soap's journal?

While I reading COD wiki, i found out that OG Soap had journal

And he is a fuckin artist

And he really hates army dogs lol

He spent 3pages for talking about dogs

And the first one, he even said "consider me a cat man now"

What the hell kind of name is Ghost?

- Says the man named Soap

Og mw2 Spoiler below

For Ghost, Roach

Drawing of Price

How many times can a man save your life until it's no longer your own?

[callsign-coolsquirrel]

09 Ghost and mini roach

!dialogue from this post

[vertyd]

hey sorry i died for a bit have a roach

[temeyes]

just a quick roach for tonight's cooldown, k gnight!

[silverspleen]

Why yes I am still in War Criminal Ship Hell, thanks for asking!

Price/Gaz shippers, I was today years old before I learned of your existence. Please write me your manifesto. I get it, I think I get it at least, but your should tell me the storied history of your ship and your favorite element of the dynamic. Just to make sure I actually get what I think y'all are putting down.

[harveywritings92]

[Pokemon au: Mad Scientist! R/n does an experiment that accidentally turns Ghost and Roach into Pokémon-hybrids, Roach is a Spidops and Ghost is a Dusknoir, R/n is scrambling to find a way to reverse the affects while the two men try to act normal, luckily it’s close to Halloween so people think they’re wearing really good costumes.]

Roach To R/n as he’s descending from the ceiling via web: R/n, please tell us you’ve found a way to turn us back to normal, *points behind him* Cos I don’t wanna know where this web is coming from!

Ghost: staring at the web grossed out: Urg... Me neither.

R/n: Sorry guys, It’s gonna take a bit, Roach’s Charjabug fried the inside of my machine, so...

[Ghost and Roach look disappointed.}

R/n, trying to cheer them up.: Ey, But look on the bright side!

Ghost: What bright side?

R/n: You’ll probably win the Halloween fair’s costume contest.

{The guys glare at them}

R/n, realizing they’re pushing their luck: Right. I’ll just get back to work...

[greeneyedsigma]

Price: And what did we learn, Ghost?

Ghost: Tackling someone isn’t the correct response to being asked a simple question.

**

Price: If you had to choose between Soap and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?

Ghost: That depends, how much money are we talking about?

Soap: Ghost!

Price: 63 cents.

Ghost: …I’ll take the money.

Soap: GHOST!!!

**

Roach: Why do you look like that?

Ghost, laying face-first on the floor: Like what?

Roach: Like you’re dead.

Ghost: It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.

Gaz: Ghost accidentally called Soap “love” in front of the recruits today.

Ghost: *sobs into the floor*

**

Roach: Seriously, I have no idea what to do.

Roach: Oh, wait! Yahoo! Answers.

**

Gaz: *eating a cinnamon roll*

Price: Cannibalism.

Gaz: *confused chewing noises*

**

Soap: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating.

[gazstations]

Poll time, babies.

Idk, I tried to make answers that would make you think???? I didn’t want to do too obvious of duos. Except for the first one, lol.

[waywardsuniverses]

The beginning of my collection of funny references for Roach hehe

[transmascsimonriley]

christmas doodle of the guys