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Substitute Teacher, Day 29
#art#illustration#inktober#pen and ink#tv#television#crt tv#wishbone#cable in the classroom#romeo and juliet#romeo and juliet 1968#leonard whiting#olivia hussey#elementary school#middle school#high school#inktober day 29#inktober 2024#vcr
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THE PILE PRESENTS: The Screen Savers - 1/4/02
Let's Get Scratchin'!
(4GTV - WATCH NOW!)
#The Pile#TechTV#The Screen Savers#NVIDIA#Windows XP#Internet Explorer#Microsoft Outlook#Mac OS#Opera#Small Wonder#FARK.com#TechLive#Audiofile#Fresh Gear#Call for Help#Silicon Spin#CyberCrime#OLM#Progressive#Gateway#Cable in the Classroom
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That is the face of a man who knows that classmate means boyfriend to be.
... Like, seriously, this reconciliation and rebuilding of their friendship/relationship is so much better than the relationship building in so many other shows. Just look at them. It all felt earned and worthwhile and you got to see both how they were and why they were the way they were and the forgiveness and the struggles and how much they care no matter how much they struggle to show it.
(Just look at them! They are basically divorced dads whose daughter just knew they could make up and is so proud of them now. Now they got to be a family again and they can build up to more and we might not see them date in the show but that doesn't mean they won't be thirty, married, with Chingching visiting them to laugh about how she always knew they would be married someday.)
#high school frenemy#high school frenemy the series#saintshin#thai drama#thai series#gmmtv#gmmtv series#gmmtv boys#they are canon to me#but so are cable and chadjen#and the girls#just a whole little queer classroom#there's even the weird little polycule of bullies who are totally gay for each other
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mentally I’m here

#roadie rambles#god I remember being so mad that only people who were at the 2.5 event got to see cable town and a bunch of order cool kh3 content#I was 15 and pissy and nosy and wanted to SEE#good on the fans who attended that event for never posting real stuff and instead created mockups like this#this mockup and the art of sora inside the classroom are so iconic I sometimes forget they weren’t official#but also RRRHHGHHAAA AARREGGHHHHGGHH!!!!!#[inhales] but it’s cool. it’s fine I’m over it now#cable town never left me that’s all#me doing overmorrow’s worldbuilding: I should integrate the floating islands#me realizing that I have to explain how they work and think of what happened to them: But I don’t want to#(also doesn’t seem to match up with ml scala anyway so for once I decided not to make things harder for myself)
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What is NDI? A Beginner’s Guide to NDI 6.2, IP Video, and the Gear You Need to Get Started
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What is NDI? A Beginner’s Guide to NDI 6.2, IP Video, and the Gear You Need to Get Started
If you’re new to video production or looking to upgrade your workflow, you’ve probably heard about NDI (Network Device Interface). This powerful technology enables high-quality, low-latency video transmission over standard Ethernet networks—no need for expensive cabling or complex infrastructure. In this beginner’s guide, we’ll explain what NDI is, how it works, what’s new in NDI 6.2, and the essential gear you need to start using NDI in your live streaming, broadcast, or video conferencing setup.
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🔍 What is NDI?
NDI is a video-over-IP protocol developed by Vizrt that allows you to send and receive broadcast-quality video and audio over a local area network (LAN) using standard Cat6 Ethernet cables. With NDI, you can also transmit control signals and power over a single cable, making it ideal for streamlining production setups. NDI is widely used across industries including:
House of Worship
Live Events & Broadcast
Business & Corporate Communications
Education & eLearning
Sports & eSports
Government & Healthcare
Radio & DJ Production
🚀 What’s New in NDI 6.2?
The latest version of NDI introduces several powerful upgrades designed for modern IP workflows:
Discovery Tool: Monitor all NDI devices—senders and receivers—in one place
HDCP Support: Transmit HDCP-compliant content securely
HDR & 10-Bit Color: Deliver richer color and better contrast
Embedded WAN Connectivity: Some cameras now have NDI Bridge built in for transmission over wide area networks (WAN)
NDI HX3 Support: Enables HEVC encoding, lower bandwidth usage, and Wi-Fi-compatible PTZ cameras
🛠️ Essential NDI Tools and Equipment
✅ NDI Cameras (PTZ and Box Cameras)
NDI-enabled PTZ cameras simplify your setup with just one cable for power, video, and control. Some even support wireless NDI for ultimate flexibility.
✅ NDI Switchers
Pair your system with NETGEAR M4250 Pro AV switches, which are pre-configured for NDI and Dante workflows. These switches act as the central hub for all your AV-over-IP devices and include support for advanced protocols like ST 2110.
✅ NDI Tools Suite
NDI offers a free suite of software tools that includes screen capture, video monitors, and virtual input—making it easy to get started with multiple devices and sources.
✅ NDI-Compatible Encoders/Decoders
These help bridge non-NDI gear into your NDI workflow, expanding your production capabilities.
💡 Why Choose NDI for Your Production?
Simplified cabling with one cable for everything
Route video to multiple destinations without complex wiring
Easily scale your workflow from small productions to professional broadcasts
Great for remote production with built-in WAN features
Ideal for hybrid events and multi-room streaming setups
🎬 Applications of NDI
NDI is transforming how video is produced and delivered in:
Worship services
Remote learning and classroom streaming
Live sports and eSports events
Corporate webinars and town halls
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Live radio and music performances
ConclusionWhether you’re streaming services for your church, running a corporate event, or producing a multi-cam broadcast, NDI offers a flexible, scalable, and cost-effective way to elevate your video workflow. With tools like NDI 6.2, NDI HX3, and hardware from trusted brands like NETGEAR and PTZOptics, it’s easier than ever to get started.
Learn more about NDI below:
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the older I get, the more the technological changes I've lived through as a millennial feel bizarre to me. we had computers in my primary school classroom; I first learned to type on a typewriter. I had a cellphone as a teenager, but still needed a physical train timetable. my parents listened to LP records when I was growing up; meanwhile, my childhood cassette tape collection became a CD collection, until I started downloading mp3s on kazaa over our 56k modem internet connection to play in winamp on my desktop computer, and now my laptop doesn't even have a disc tray. I used to save my word documents on floppy discs. I grew up using the rotary phone at my grandparents' house and our wall-connected landline; my mother's first cellphone was so big, we called it The Brick. I once took my desktop computer - monitor, tower and all - on the train to attend a LAN party at a friend's house where we had to connect to the internet with physical cables to play together, and where one friend's massive CRT monitor wouldn't fit on any available table. as kids, we used to make concertina caterpillars in class with the punctured and perforated paper strips that were left over whenever anything was printed on the room's dot matrix printer, which was outdated by the time I was in high school. VHS tapes became DVDs, and you could still rent both at the local video store when I was first married, but those shops all died out within the next six years. my facebook account predates the iphone camera - I used to carry around a separate digital camera and manually upload photos to the computer in order to post them; there are rolls of undeveloped film from my childhood still in envelopes from the chemist's in my childhood photo albums. I have a photo album from my wedding, but no physical albums of my child; by then, we were all posting online, and now that's a decade's worth of pictures I'd have to sort through manually in order to create one. there are video games I tell my son about but can't ever show him because the consoles they used to run on are all obsolete and the games were never remastered for the new ones that don't have the requisite backwards compatibility. I used to have a walkman for car trips as a kid; then I had a discman and a plastic hardshell case of CDs to carry around as a teenager; later, a friend gave my husband and I engraved matching ipods as a wedding present, and we used them both until they stopped working; now they're obsolete. today I texted my mother, who was born in 1950, a tiktok upload of an instructional video for girls from 1956 on how to look after their hair and nails and fold their clothes. my father was born four years after the invention of colour televison; he worked in radio and print journalism, and in the years before his health declined, even though he logically understood that newspapers existed online, he would clip out articles from the physical paper, put them in an envelope and mail them to me overseas if he wanted me to read them. and now I hold the world in a glass-faced rectangle, and I have access to everything and ownership of nothing, and everything I write online can potentially be wiped out at the drop of a hat by the ego of an idiot manchild billionaire. as a child, I wore a watch, but like most of my generation, I stopped when cellphones started telling us the time and they became redundant. now, my son wears a smartwatch so we can call him home from playing in the neighbourhood park, and there's a tanline on his wrist ike the one I haven't had since the age of fifteen. and I wonder: what will 2030 look like?
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୨୧ — Gojo’s chair was shoved back against the desk behind him, its metal legs scraping a jagged rhythm across the worn floorboards. Beads of sweat glistened at his temples, dampening the white strands of hair clinging to him. His dark shades were askew, shoved high into his tousled bangs, while his usual infuriating smirk had vanished- replaced by open mouthed gasps. His hand rose to shield his flushed expression, but he was failing miserably.
"F-Fuck, babygirl," he grunts, his voice beautifully ragged, "S-Suguru's gonna kill me for- shit..." he trails off as your head bobs between his spread thighs, pinned by the powerful hand fisted in your hair, "I hah- was supposed to meet him-ah~ fuck… ten minutes ago." His head tilts back, tendons in his neck straining like cables, "s’too bad i guess, huh?"
You pull back from his thick cock with a wet pop, a glistening string of precum and saliva stretching between your lips and his swollen tip- tongue teasing his leaking slit.
Satoru’s breath hitches in his throat as his fingers flex- knotting in your hair so tight your scalp screams. You wince at the burn and he immediately eases up, but not before yanking you back down again, the crown of his cock battering your tonsils.
Tears streaked your mascara, forming dark rivers down your cheeks, blending with the spit that dribbled from your chin to his balls, "Nngh-! S'toru-"
Ignoring your garbled pleas, his hips snap up off the chair to meet the back of your throat over and over, his cock bulging obscenely while his sac slapped against your chin. Your hands scrambling to find purchase on his thighs.
Your name had become a guttural chant, long legs trembling against the chair’s legs, "T-that's it, take it... take it deep baby." he rasps, his breath coming out in harsh pants. He didn't let you breathe, his grip forcing your nose into the coarse thatch of white pubes, his scent- musk, vanilla, pure Satoru, filling your nostrils.
Every gag vibrated up his cock, and he fucking loved it, loved the feel of you gagging, loved the sounds of your strangled cries, and especially the way you looked at him when his cock was buried so deep you might pass out- false lashes clumped together, mascara streaking your cheeks, and tears spilling from those pretty eyes.
Damn, you were seriously so gorgeous.
"Gonna… gonna fuckin'… cum- Uhhhhnnggg!" A deep groan rips from his chest, his whole body seizing, back arching sharply off the chair, head falling back as his jaw clenches while you try and swallow every last drop of his release. His hand keeps you pressed flush against him, forcing you to take every drop. Your fingers dig into his thighs as you choke, the salty slick flood coating the back of your throat- a heavy warmth settling low in your belly… despite wanting to swallow it all there was just too much and it begins to overflow, trickling from the corner of your mouth dribbling down your chin.
Slowly, Satoru loosens his grip on your hair, finally allowing you to pull back, gasping for air you desperately craved. His cock slid free from your swollen lips, glistening and softening.
Slumping bonelessly in the chair, dazed with a wrecked grin spreading across his face, "Awh~" He nudges your cheek with his knee, "Baby, c'mere, I didn't mean to be so rough."
You swat at his knee, trying to catch your breath, your voice hoarse and barely audible, "L-Liar."
Gojo shrugs, not bothering to deny the accusation, he simply holds his arms out and gestures for you to come forward and straddle him, "Lemme make it up to ya."
Outside the classroom door, unnoticed, Nanami Kento stood frozen. He’d doubled back for his forgotten bag…
The faint, wet sounds… Gojo's groans… the rhythmic knocking against the desk… The disheveled uniforms. Your tear streaked face buried in Gojo’s lap. The obscene shine on Gojo’s cock as you pulled off. The utter, smug wreckage on Gojo’s face. He saw and heard it all through the narrow crack between door and frame.
Mortifying heat flooded his cheeks, burning crimson up to the tips of his ears. His gaze involuntarily flicked down to where his own cock began to swell, hardening uncomfortably against the fly of his slacks.
Shit…
Bag? What bag? His heavy bag suddenly felt like a ridiculous, pointless weight on his shoulder. The bag could wait. Maybe forever. Spinning on his heel, he made a frantic, almost silent scuff against the floor as he practically fled down the empty hallway. Adjusting his pants with trembling fingers, the image of Gojo's cock sliding between your swollen lips and his hand buried in your hair burned in his mind... his own cock twitching beneath his palm.
"Nanami!" Haibara's cheerful voice rang out from the other end of the hall.
Nanami froze mid step. His eyes wide… Shit...
Fucking Gojo Satoru. Always causing problems…
˚₊‧꒰ა. 𝑀𝒶𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓉 ໒꒱ ‧₊˚
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NSFW!nightcrawler/GN!AFAB!reader
This is my fic for mine and @pompeii-for-elephants ' fic exchange!! Hope you like it!!! I know I said I was surprised at myself when I wrote the cable smut, but this??? HOT DAYMN. Also, special thanks to @blue-devil-of-the-lord for their guide on german phrases for Kurt!
TWS: MNDI!!! Very tender Sex, PNV sex, shower handjobs, praise, cowgirl position, Nipple sucking, creampie. Kurt Wagner marry me I'm begging you

You hated goodbyes, but worse than the goodbyes was the waiting. The nail-biting, anxious, unbelievably horrid waiting.
Kurt had been off on a mission with Logan and Rogue for about two weeks. You know it could be worse, understanding that some of these missions can take months at a time, but still. It was hard, being away from him for so long. You worried constantly about how he was, if he was okay, and if he needed anything. The moments where your mind was busy were moments of relief, as when you let your mind wander it always wandered back to him.
You’ve just dismissed your class for the day when Jean psychically gives you confirmation that the group of them would be coming home today, and you can’t help but breathe a sigh of relief. You’re almost done grading assignments when you hear the jet above the school and practically scramble out of your chair. You hastily turn off the light and close the door, speed-walking down the hallway and then down the stairs to the bottom floor. You’re almost at the steps of the basement when you hear a *Bamf!* from behind you. You practically skid to a stop, whipping around and catching sight of Kurt with an excited smile.
You’re the first to tackle him into a hug. He hisses in a bit of pain, and you quickly try to pull away when you realize that he’s hurting. He’s not having any of it though, keeping you held tightly against his chest as he holds you close.
“Ich habe dich vermisst.” Kurt says, pressing his face into your hair and breathing you in. “I went to your classroom, but it seems that I had been just a tad too late.” You laugh at that, giving him a gentle squeeze before pulling away just enough to see his face. His smile is contagious, and you cup his cheek lovingly, rubbing your thumb against a dark bruise that looks to be forming under his cheekbone.
“Sorry to lead you on a chase. How are you feeling?” You ask. Kurt hums, turning his head to press a kiss to your palm.
“Better now that I’ve seen you, Schatz.” You cock an eyebrow at that, and all he does is give you an innocent smile, albeit a tired one. You’re trying to be reasonable here, but god if it wasn't for a wave of cuteness aggression. You catch his lips in a kiss, so very thankful to have him back home. Kurt eagerly returns it, and you’ve certainly forgotten that this is still a school at this point. On cue, there’s a cough from somewhere behind you, and you separate from Kurt, only slightly embarrassed to be caught. It’s Logan, giving the two of you a knowing look and a bit of a smirk as he crosses his arms.
“Sorry to interrupt the reunion, but you’re still needed for the mission report, elf.” Logan says. Kurt winces, and you frown at the thought of being away from him again. But, procedures were in place for a reason. Kurt kisses you on the cheek, taking your hands in his just briefly before he has to leave.
The whole afternoon has gone by with Kurt still caught up with his responsibilities. You’re getting ready for the shower with only a towel wrapped around you when you hear Kurt enter your shared room. He gives you a greeting that sounds tired, and you can’t help but peek out of the bathroom door, spotting sweet Kurt as he sighs and sits on the bed, exhausted. You try not to stare as he begins to take off his suit, but it’s admittedly hard. You frown at seeing his exhaustion, and the dark purple bruises that he reveals as he peels out of the clothing. You think for a moment, but come up with something you decide was more than fair.
“I’ll see you as soon as I can, Ja?” He whispers. You nodd, smiling in a way you hope is rather reassuring. He smiles back, before following Logan back into the basement.
“Hey, Kurt?” You ask sweetly, leaning against the doorway.
“Yes, love?” He asks. He does a double take when he looks up, giving you a tired smile once his surprise wears off.
“Join me?” You add on. His bright smile is all you need as an answer, and he scrambles to get out of the suit faster as you walk back into the bathroom. He teleports behind you as you start the water, dragging you backward into his arms to make you giggle.
“Let me help you with that, Mein Schatz.” Kurt says as he unravels the towel from you. He hangs it on the rack before turning back to you, and you can’t help but get closer to him, holding his face in your hands as you place a kiss on his forehead. His yellow eyes watch you fondly, his hands falling on your hips and his tail swaying happily as you hold him. Your hands stroke his cheekbones, before trailing down to his chest, rubbing your thumbs across his collarbones as you look at the bruises on his chest and abdomen. You frown, trailing a hand to the area to gingerly stroke the skin.
“You let Hank check you out?” You ask. Kurt nods, taking your hand in his own and pressing it over his heart.
“Alles ist gut, Don’t worry for me, Liebchen. I’ll heal soon enough.” He says, and you sigh at him, giving him a concerned look. Kurt had always been a defender and protector, and yet he still brushed off his aches and pains. Even now he stands here, telling you not to worry. He gives you a sheepish smile, brushing a hand through your hair soothingly.
“It’s wash night. Let me wash your hair for you?” He asks. You smile, but shake your head before pulling him to the shower.
“I was hoping I could take care of you tonight.” You say. Kurt simply chuckles in response, following you into the warm stream of water. You start by washing his hair, being careful around his ears and eyes when you rinse. Kurt has no complaints as you lavish him with attention, almost purring as you wash him and cover him in suds. You turn him around to wash his back, pressing a kiss between his shoulder blades before continuing. You can’t help but be a little cheeky, hands trailing down south, teasing the skin around his hipbones before sliding back to grab a handful of his ass. Kurt jumps a little but only laughs, his tail swatting your hands away.
“Cheeky.” He remarks, and you can tell he’s smiling. You let out a small “Can you blame me?” before your hands travel back around his front. You kiss the back of his neck sweetly as your hands wander up and down his abdomen. Kurt sighs as he leans back into you, relaxing in your arms.
Your hands begin to wander, trailing down to his cock as you just barely brush your fingers along his length. Kurt gasps, tail curling around one of your thighs as his head leans back.
“Schatz…”
“Tell me to stop, and I will.” You whisper into his ear, hands moving to his thighs, tracing the sensitive skin. “I know you’re tired, so just… let me know.”
“No... no. Please, continue.” He begs, the tip of his tail swaying idly between your thighs. You kiss the skin below his ear as you begin to caress him again, gently stroking him to hardness amongst the soapy suds. His gasps and choked moans are lighting a fire inside of you as you stoke the one in him. You nip and suck on the sensitive skin of his ear, addicted to the feeling of him against you, and the sounds he makes in your hold.
He lets out a curse as you thumb the head of his cock, collecting a bead of precum as you stroke it back down his shaft. Your other hand drifts a bit lower, teasing his balls before you give them a gentle squeeze. Kurt lets out a little “-ah!” and a whine as you build him closer and closer to the finish line. His cock twitches in your hands, his breath coming in shaky pants. His hands reach back for your thighs, clenching and unclenching as he reaches closer to his peak. You pick up the pace of your strokes, and he lets out a loud whine when he cums. You stroke and kiss him through it, sucking a hickey into his skin as his hips thrust and legs shake. His cum coats your fingers when you’re finished, sticky and creamy in consistency.
“Feel better?” You ask. Kurt chuckles in response, taking one of your hands in his own, still coated in his cum. He kisses it before ducking it into the stream of water, cleaning your hands off before he turns around and kisses you. His tail wraps around your waist as he draws you as close as possible, only letting you go once he's had his fill.
“Let me have you,” He whispers. “Please.” You're breathless at the words, biting your lip as you think it over. You kiss him again, and then a second time for good measure.
“I don't want you to strain yourself. You've had a long day.” You tell him. Kurt pouts at you. His tail tightens slightly around your waist. You sigh with a smile at the look he gives you, his eyes half-lidded and needy.
“Okay, but I just want you to lay back and relax, alright? Let me do the work.” Your palms are set on his pecs, slowly sliding up and down the area. “Let me take care of you for a change.” You whisper. Kurt smiles at you, his tail unwrapping from your waist as he backs you up to the wall of the shower. He's got you cornered into the wall, and he brings a hand up, shutting off the water after pressing a chaste kiss to your lips.
“As you wish.” He says.
It's hard to keep up with what's happening between the shower and the bed, but once his back hits the sheets, you're engulfing him in love and praise, thankful to have him home and happy to serve him pleasure on a silver platter.
“You're so pretty, Kurt.” You hum, actively kissing across his fuzzy abs, a hand tracing the soft hair of his happy trail as you pay extra attention to the deep bruises he came home with. Kurt’s chest heaves, his hands clenching the pillow at his head as you lavish him in attention. The sight of him was stunning. Deep blue skin and pretty black curls… Kurt gasps underneath you as you drag your teeth bluntly across his nipple, and you can't help but smile at the sound. He's rock hard underneath you, flushed a pretty purple at his tip as his cock stands at attention. You don't let him stay painfully hard, stroking him slowly to scratch that itch he so desperately deserves to have scratched.
One of his hands unclenches from the pillow as you start to press kisses to his cock, teasing and licking the skin. The limb flexes by his hip, and you take the invitation to lace his fingers between your own. It was a bit awkward to figure out when the two of you first started dating, but there was no mountain you weren't willing to climb if it meant returning the love he gave you in such abundance. You know he would do the same for you if the roles were reversed. You stroke him a few final times, kissing the sensitive head of his cock and sucking it into your mouth as one last effort to hear him whine before you’re straddling him.
You grind your wet folds against his cock, perhaps a little more sensitive than usual. Kurt's lost in a world of pleasure, desperately trying to keep his eyes open to watch you. You're absolutely soaked, already feeling like you could take him in entirely, but you continue to grind against him, spreading your slick across his shaft to make sure that there won't be any struggle on either end. His other hand comes down to rest on your hip, kneading the skin as you move. You squeeze your intertwined hands, resting your free one on top of the one he's placed on your hip.
“I love your hands, you know that?” You murmur. Kurt responds with a moan as his hips jerk up, moving against yours. “-and your arms, your tail, and fuzz and- a-ah…” You bite your lip as the head of his cock catches on your clit. You're beginning to get impatient, even though you were the one who chose this pace in the first place. He just felt so good and warm against you- hitting all the right spots without even being inside you yet.
“Please, love, let me- hng… I enjoy your words, and your praise, but perhaps too much. Spare me, please.” Kurt breathes. His grip on your hip has gotten rather tight, his tail winding around your thigh once again, like he does when he doesn't quite know what to do with it. He's waiting for you, you realize, and you want to do nothing more than kiss him silly.
Instead, you do exactly what he asks for, and spare him. The head of his cock notches against your slit before he slides in without any effort, settling in comfortably for the both of you. Both of your moans greet the air at the action, surprised at the utter lack of resistance. You'd think that you'd have to be well prepared for this kind of thing, but no, seems that all you needed was Kurt.
“That was… You feel…” Kurt’s struggling to get the words across, his eyes fluttering closed at the pleasure. You're trying your hardest not to balance yourself by leaning on him as you begin to slowly work your hips.
“Believe- me, you did most of the -ah- work, handsome.” You say breathlessly. Kurt’s yellow eyes flicker open as you start moving earnestly, watching you ride him with conviction. Both of you moan when he happens to hit that spongy spot inside of you that feels so good.
“Danke, danke… Love- ah, fuck!” Kurt moans, his voice coming out breathlessly toward the end of his sentence. He doesn't curse like that very often, and it makes a flicker of heat light you up from the inside.
“So good Kurt, you feel so good.” You gasp, each bounce of your hips causing his cock to stroke your insides just right. His hand on your hip begins to move up to your waist before it goes further to just barely brush against your sensitive nipples. You gasp again at the feeling, letting out an almost embarrassing moan.
You're caught by surprise as Kurt is sitting up, letting go of your other hand to push you against him. He leans forward, his tail now flicking excitedly behind him as he sucks and nips at the skin of your chest. You rest your hands against his shoulders as you pick up the pace of your hips, addicted to the feeling of Kurt’s hums and moans as he sucks on your nipples.
“I’m…I'm close-” Kurt barely separates from your body to say the words, his hands clenching against you has he begins to tense and twitch.
“Ye-Yeah?” You ask, one hand tangling itself in his still-damp hair. “Okay, handsome- ah- I've got you.” You can feel him begin to twitch inside of you, each and every movement bringing both of you to your peaks. Kurt lets go of your chest as he kisses his way up to your mouth, catching you in an urgent and passionate kiss.
“Cum for me, please.” You say in between his kisses. He simply moans in response as your hips begin to falter, a telltale sign that you're about to reach that sweet, sweet pleasure.
Kurt cums first, tensing and shaking underneath you as spurts of his cum warm your insides. He brings a thumb to your clit to help you meet your own orgasm as you work him through his. Stars flash in your eyes as you hit that peak of pleasure, grinding against him, once, twice, three more times before you collapse against his chest. Kurt chuckles contently beneath you, rubbing your back and kissing the parts of you he can reach as you rest against him.
“You okay?” You ask the moment you're back down to earth again. “I didn't hurt you in any way, did I?” Kurt shakes his head at you, leaning back to look you in the eyes.
“No, not at all, Liebling.” He says fondly. “I'm not sure you could if you tried.” You can't help but smile at that, sighing into him as you rest against his chest. It feels good to have him back. He slips out of you before he lays both of you back down against the cushions, where you take your chance to pepper his face with kisses.
“Ich liebe dich.” He says softly. “So much. Much more than you know.”
“I love you more.”
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Hi! So as I’m writing the fanfic for your TV AU, can you explain Tenna’s roles between the Light World and the Dark World in detail? Like, what happens when class is in session and when it’s out of session? I want it to be as accurate as possible lol 🌈🎨🎭

This is going to be a wall of text so take this doodle as a little treat ehehehe!
Starting with the Lightworld! As the new classroom TV (they didn’t have an old one but he still takes this responsibility very seriously!!) his main use is on Fridays when the kids get to watch a bit of a movie or documentary or episode of a show (all educational of course) at the end of class. He also gets use on days when they have tests planned or if it is too rainy/cold outside to hold recess. When he was first moved into the classroom he was only brought into the room when it was one of those special TV Time occasions, but now, he practically lives in the corner on his TV Cart.

The reason he gets to hang around the classroom even when it isn’t TV Time is because the kids in Toriel’s classroom have sort of adopted him as a class pet! Now, these are younger kids, they didn’t need an excuse to love a TV (anything to not do class work, even if Toriel often gives them worksheets to fill out during TV Time) but Susie’s been putting in WORK! She made sure these little kids knew his name and how “very cool” he was, spinning them tales of “Mr. Tenna’s adventures” with a few very inserts of other Darkners (especially Lancer). Is she just mostly stealing plots from movies she has seen? Oh 100%, but she promised him an audience that would care about him again, and by goodness she is going to deliver!!
Him and his TV stand tend to live in the corner of Toriel’s classroom when not in use, though he does still spend time in the extra classroom for storage or the storage closet (aka Castle Town). Susie and/or Kris are known to move him there after school gets out for hanging out purposes. Sometimes in Toriel’s classroom he gets used, but not even as a TV! During those rainy/cold days him and his TV stand make for a perfect support in a blanket fort, or a base for a block tower on his shelves. Sometimes he even gets to visit the older kid classroom (usually after big projects or tests) and he gets to see his stars again…
While outside of the dark world he isn’t *technically* sentient, but he is still aware and watching from his side even if that side only exists when he is in the dark world. Speaking of!
Castle town/his perspective on things!!
While not actually able to interact with the class, he takes his role as a TV Teacher very very seriously! During times when he is playing a show or movie he is always commentating and quipping on the action and “fun facts” related to what is being watched, even though the kids can’t hear him. He always makes sure his outfit is properly thematic for the lesson that day, as (once again even if they can’t interact with him) he wants to give these kids his very best! When not being actively watched by the kids, he’s still watching them. Obviously he still has… way too many unaddressed anxieties relating to Toriel, but he enjoys hearing her teach and is frequently taking notes in the same way the kids are! Occasionally, if Toriel isn’t reading or grading something important, she’ll turn on the cable and idly listen while getting work done. (He has complicated feelings about this but it’s generally a positive!)
When back in Castletown he is spending his time preparing boards, quizzes, and physical challenges relating to the stuff that happened in class that day, all of which he is incredibly enthusiastic about sharing with the Fun Gang. Is most of it below their grade level, yeah, but he’s really trying! He also goes out of his way to try and be helpful around Castletown, volunteering for building projects or clean up or mini games however he is needed (he very desperately wants to feel needed).
Hopefully all of this makes sense and I am happy to clarify any points that don’t!! My head is still pretty foggy so I’m sure I said something screwy that needs a bit more context XD
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Me realizing how important Tenna really is to me good God. At first it was all okay sexy man but just really thinking about it.
I too am a child of divorce since I was like 6. That shit gets so rough. I don't feel like blasting the details into the world, but I definitely turned to entertainment as escapism. Who knows how many countless hours of anime I spent watching as a kid, shows I shouldn't have watched, how much YouTube and cable I consume, unregulated content and all that..no restrictions to it all. While not the best for me definitely, all of that kinda shaped who I am today? I loved TV ..my dream was to animate for tv shows. And while I may have pivoted to games..it's still entertainment.
Tenna IS entertainment.. keeping me occupied, letting my play hours of overwatch, hooking up the old game cube to play animal crossing, watching reality TV and game shows like face off, wife swap, jeopardy, waiting every Wednesday for the newest episode of Assassination classroom to drop, or staying up late to see the reruns of Inuyasha., waking up thirty minutes early before school to catch the ONE episode of married with children before getting ready.. even to my earliest memories watching sailor moon on my box tv every night before bed..He's done so much for me, molded my tastes, likes and dislikes, how I consume content today, filled my brain with trivia and pop culture knowledge. He's kinda my savior I think.
Tenna embodies the childhood kids in the early 2000s grew up with.. he just wants to make you happy, to influence you positively, to help you have fun, forget your problems. Cuz the real world is scary..I appreciate it more than ever now, with the state of the world, living in a red state, dealing with homelessness for the past 3 years, the depression, the anxiety. Tenna is more than a Tumblr sexy man <333 I mean he is. But he means the world to me as a character. It's so wonderful to see the things I love, experienced, and feel embodied into a character
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PLEASE CAUGHT IN THE MOMENT PART TWO I GOTTA KNOW WHAT HAPPENS
-Caught in the moment- Part 2
Part 1
Pairing:Melissa Schemmenti x Reader
Gender:Smut
Warnings:yes! +18 Smut, Kinks
Summary:After getting caught up in a video having sex, together you try to delete it and make like nothing happen.
Your breathing was ragged and you felt like you were on another planet after the biggest and stronger orgasm of your life, while Melissa kissed your legs softly trying to help you come back to reality.
The moment your body reacted and you opened your eyes staring at the ceiling, your blood ran cold
-"FUCK!" - You screamed and Mel looked at you worriedly, when she followed your gaze, she saw on the ceiling a very well hidden, almost imperceptible camera, camera that had probably captured everything that had happened and that it was surely hiding and recording in Ava's office.
Your body started shaking and this time it wasn't for pleasure, it was for fear. A thousand consequences of what you had just done were going through your head, you knew this was a bad idea, why didn't you listen to your head? You'd lose your job, you'd lose your students, you could even lose your license to teach, you'd lose everything, and why? For not being able to say no to Melissa. You wanted the earth to swallow you or turn back time, you wanted this to be a dream or a bad joke, you wanted everything that had happened to go away.
-"Hon!" - Melissa screamed and brought you back to reality, your eyes were watery and your body was still shaking. The redhead grabbed your face in her hands making you focus on her-"Look... We can fix it, okey? Don't panic... Breath with me" - She whispered softly and came closer to your face while you blushed, as if minutes ago she hadn't been between your legs, and then kissed your forehead and smiled at you to calm you down.
When your body stopped shaking and you started breathing normally, the redhead helped you arrange your clothes and together you made a plan to erase all the evidence.
First, Mel soiled one of the hallways with everything she could find to entertain Mr. Johnson and prevent him from approaching Ava's office. Second, while he was entertained, you took his keys very gently without him noticing so you could open the principal's office. Third, you went into the office and started looking at the computer where the recordings might be hidden, you searched Ava's computer in every place but found nothing. Your hope was going away and the anxiety coming back, you thought you wouldn't be able to find the recordings, until you noticed a lot of cables heading to a room behind Ava's office. Following them, you found all the screens of the live recordings and your soul came back to your body.
Together you checked camera by camera, you were surprised to notice how many were hidden and no one had noticed anything, Melissa smiled when she found the recording of your classroom, several recordings on different positions from every angle of your classroom. Instead of deleting it, Melissa stared at the footage until you hit her arm
-"Delete it!"-You screamed and she didn't take her eyes off the screen, which made you blush
-"Okay, but at least let me copy it to my cell phone to watch it later" - She whispered and you gently pushed her away so you could get in front of the screen and erase everything
-"Mr. Johnson will realize in a few minutes that he doesn't have his key and he'll come for them and we won't be able to erase anything, it has to be done now."-You muttered under your breath as you checked that everything was erased
-"You look hot while you focus"-She commented in a seductive tone approaching you but you stopped her with your hand
-"Stop looking at me like that, too much trouble for one night, let's go" - You mumbled and walked out of the office trying to leave everything as it was before entering, Melissa followed you silently.
After leaving the keys in Mr. Johnson's cleaning cart, each of you went to your car and headed home, Melissa tried to talk to you before you left, but reality had returned to your body and with it your shame and shyness for everything that happened, so you avoid her.
The next day your conscience gnawed at you and you couldn't look anyone in the eye while eating breakfast, which didn't attract attention because they were used to your usual silence and shyness
-"Good morning beautiful people!" - Melissa walked into the teacher's room greeting everyone in a very good mood, something that did catch the attention of several of those present. The redhead stopped behind you resting her hands on the back of your chair which made your skin crawl as you felt her warmth and scent nearby, bringing back memories of the night before quickly-"Hello little lamb..."-Mel whispered in your ear, the same nickname she had been using on you the night before, which made you blush and you quickly got up from the chair trying to get away from her
-"Hey (Y/N) are you okey? You're red like a tomato" - Barbara asked and you nodded thinking of an excuse to leave, but before you could do it, the communicators rang with Ava's voice
-"Melissa Schemmenti and (Y/N), Please report to the principal's office" - Ava commented and for the first time in the day you looked Melissa in the eye (Thinking that maybe you had been caught or forgotten to delete one of the cameras and Ava had found them and now you would lose your job and never see your students or Mel again), but she just walked past you and placed one of her hands on your waist to help you walk next to her to the office. When you arrived, Ava had her computer open on her desk looking at you very seriously, the redhead was looking at her with a lot of confidence and arrogance while you just looked at your feet
-"Do you know why I called you?" - Ava asked, and you just thought that if you didn't move, she'd forget you were there
-"I don't know, maybe to help you advertise some of those products you sell?" - Mel played dumb while you felt your legs shaking
-"I didn't call you for that, Schemmenti... Yesterday my cameras captured how you entered my office, but they didn't record what you did here, I need you to tell me or I will suspend you" - Ava spoke in a firm voice, you could hardly stand the pressure anymore and you were about to speak, but Melissa stopped you by holding your hand firmly
-"(Y/N) turned in her study plan uncorrected and it had major flaws, so she asked me for help stealing it from your office so she could correct it before you noticed... I'm sorry (Y/N) but I had to say it" - Melissa replied looking at you feigning regret, she was good at lying
-"Luckily, I thought you had broken in to steal my secret plan to become famous... Which doesn't exist..."-Ava replied trying to hide her secret plan while you looked at her in confusion-"What are you still doing here? Go away" - The principal replied and you walked out in front of Melissa, who hurried her pace to catch up with you
-"I can't believe that worked" - You muttered nervously
-"You should have more faith in me... Hey, do you want to go to my place tonight?" - She commented seductively and you shook your head
-"No chance... This, us, what happened was a mistake and can't happen again... So please don't..."-You muttered as you entered your classroom ending the conversation, leaving the redhead confused and disillusioned
After that conversation 3 days passed, which you did everything you could to avoid Melissa, which was really hard. Since she touched you, you hadn't been able to think about anything other than her, her soft lips and her deft tongue between your legs. Not even your vibrator or your hands could help you climax since she'd touched you.
Desperate and not knowing who else to talk to, you went to the wisest person in school
-"Barbara I need some advice and I feel like you're the only one who can help me... Also I came to you because you're the only one who I know that if I ask you not to tell this conversation to anyone, you will respect that... So please don't say any of this to anyone else, especially Melissa... But..."-You started to deviate from the main topic because of nerves and Barbara took your hand to calm you down, after taking a big sigh you continued with what you wanted to say-" Melissa and I... We... Had sex"-You murmured and Barbara opened her eyes wide, obviously Melissa hadn't said anything to her-"We did it here... In school... In my classroom... And the cameras caught us" - Every sentence you said your voice began to lose strength, almost whispering the last thing
-"Sweet baby Jesus and the grown one too! Are you crazy? There is kids here!" - Barbara screamed loudly and you immediately looked down
-"It...it's Okay ... No one was here and we deleted the recording... I really don't know how we got to that point, we were talking and then we kissed... And she... I don't know what happened... And now I don't want it to happen again, but your friend has amazing skills... And I need her and I don't know what to do..."-You started talking very nervously and Barbara was looking at you confused
-"Did you really come to me to get advice on casual sex?" - She asked confused and you nodded avoiding her gaze-"Look kid, my only advice is, if you keep doing this try to do it outside the school... And talk to her before you two end up in some complicated feelings situation... That's all the help I can give you right now" - she muttered and you nodded in embarrassment
-"Thank you... I'm so sorry I talked this over to you, I didn't know with who else to do it with..."-You muttered before leaving her classroom.
Later that day, because you had been thinking about the redhead, you hadn't managed to finish some work, so you stayed a few more hours at school. What you didn't know was that Melissa was also there. It wasn't until you felt someone knock on your door, that you noticed you weren't alone
-"Hey hon... Are you okay? Can we talk?" - she whispered, approaching you carefully, but you didn't look up from the paper
-"I'm busy now Schemmenti... I have a lot of work to do..."-Your tone was dry, but you were trying to figure out what to do with the redhead and you couldn't do that with her around. Mel didn't give up and continued to approach you until she was next to the chair you were sitting in, without saying anything, she placed her hands on your shoulders and before you had time to complain, she began to massage releasing your tension and relaxing you-"Mel..."-You whispered, closing your eyes and letting out a soft moan
-"It's that soap or a new shampoo?" - Mel asked and you frowned
-"What are you talking about?" - You murmured still with your eyes closed
-"Your scent, there's something new" - The redhead bent down, still massaging your shoulders, and her lips stuck to your neck, smiling as she watched your skin crawl-"You definitely have a new perfume" - She murmured and kissed your neck gently-"I love it" - Unable to think about it or avoid it, you tilted your head to the side to make more room for her
-" We can't keep doing this here..."-You muttered under your breath, clenching the armrest of your chair
-"Do you want to go home?"-she offered and you refused
-"I don't think I'll be able to get there, I need you now, fuck, I been needing you all week, I hate how crazy you make me... What about in your car?-you asked enjoying the caresses and kisses
-"Believe me hon, car sex it's not as easy as the movies" - She commented and turned your chair to be face to face with her, when you opened your eyes, the redhead was already looking at you adoringly-"You've been avoiding me for most of the week and now it turns out that you turn into putty in my hands as soon as I touch you" - she commented with a smug smile and you rolled your eyes
-"You know what? Forget it..."-You muttered under your breath and she laughed pressing her knee between your legs trapping you on the chair
-"I love how easy it's for me to make you nervous and neddy of my touch... I bet you are already wet..." - The redhead pressed her knee closer to you until it was against your crotch, smiling at the feeling of your wet underwear against her pants - "So innocent on the outside and on the inside so desperate to be touched... Do you want my help?" - She asked and you nodded gently moving your hips against her, Mel grabbed your jaw and made you look at her-"use your words little lamb..."-she muttered in a deep voice close to your lips
-"Yes please... I need you..."-You murmured and connected your lips to hers in a desperate kiss.
Melissa was a woman who, despite her age, had a lot of agility and especially strength and speed, which she used to get you up from the chair and sit in your place without breaking the kiss, and then make you sit on her thighs. You immediately started riding her leg, while her hands played and pulled your hair still with her lips connected to yours.
She had barely begun to touch you and your entrance was already beating against nothing, begging her for more.
Mel parted her lips from yours so you could breathe and began kissing your neck and breasts.
One of her hands lifted your dress and slipped through your underwear playing with your clit while you rubbed on her leg wetting and staining all over her pants.
That woman's skill with her hands and mouth still amazed you.
While you grind your hips on her fingers and against her thighs, Your gaze was fixed on the way her breasts bounced as your body moved against hers.
She carefully parted your lips with her fingers collecting your juices and then brought them to her mouth, savoring them delicately, doing a hypnotic dance with her tongue while you looked at her carefully
-"Dam, you taste so good... I always heard that the ones with the most innocent faces were the ones who tasted the best and I didn't want to believe them until now, you are addictive" - She murmured before lowering her hand to its previous position and sticking two fingers in you while her palm brushed your clit , her hand plus her kisses, were the perfect combination so that in a matter of seconds an orgasm took your body and you came on her staining all her pants and hands.
Relaxed, tired, and agitated, you dropped your head on her shoulder as she licked her fingers enjoying your taste, her free hand gently caressing your back
-"That was quick..."-Mel murmured laughing and you frowned offended hitting her shoulder, the redhead kissed all over your face making you laugh a little with your breathing still ragged-"Now, we're going to delete this recording, I'll keep one copy so we can see ot at home, and then we'll go to my house, now that you've had an orgasm, you'll be able to hold on until you get there... And keep in mind that I'll take my time with you when we get there, I wanna explore every inch of you" - she murmured kissing you again.
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Lore about Carel Godin de Beaufort

Because this man seemed to live for causing chaos for the laughs wherever he went ✨️
Called his car 'Fatty Porsche', as it was the only car he could fit into with his large frame.
He would race in his socks, no shoes, to reduce the length of his feet.
He tried to stay as light as possible and loose weight by only eating tasteless biscuits while travelling and making his team do the same.
He once explained on TV that it was safer to pass a crossing at 150 km/h than 50 km/h as you spend less time at this crossing....
One of his biggest pranks he committed as a kid was that he tied two rubber cables of 100 yards in length to the back of the Chevrolet in which two Amsterdam magistrates came to visit his father at Maarsbergen. When the judges prepared to leave along the driveway, young Carel almost choked with pleasure as he saw the Chevy's acceleration slowly grind to a complete stop, after which the car suddenly shot back and smacked into the tree he had attached those cables to. Unfortunately, Carel had been uncareful in moving out of his irate father's view, upon which the old man stormed into the house to come out with his hunting rifle. Carel couldn't care less, as he had long since run for cover behind the park's rhododendrons.
Carel once brought a car battery with a big horn with him into his classroom. In those days, classrooms were quiet places where only the teacher spoke, unless a pupil was requested to. So it was a nasty surprise for the teacher when suddenly this horn shattered the silence
During a practice lap around Nürburgring he decided to wear a Beatles wig to amuse the crowds as he raced around.
As a kid, he attempted to drive a VW Beetle under a trailer; he did not succeed.
Another pastime as a child was tying matchboxes to tree branches and then using a Canadian army Jeep to take a run at them, jumping from his seat to try and pull them from the trees.
He was banned from driving in Belgium once but decided he was going to race anyway and sneaked in, however, after doing a few laps, the race organisers noticed him and black flagged him, yet he continued for another lap anyway, holding up the world champion Jack Brabham
In Germany, he tied a Bratwurst stand to the back of his car, and it resulted in a lot of sausages covered in bits and pieces of stone and wood
While he was in France, he had slept during the afternoon at his hotel and discovered Dutch motorsport journalist Rob Wiedenhoff waiting for him in the lobby. Carel did not have any transport to the circuit, so they travelled in Rob’s Chrysler and en route made a detour to a garage where Carel’s Porsche was being serviced by the Porsche crew. The crate of beer they brought was warmly appreciated. But while travelling at speed towards the circuit gates, a French gendarme stepped in their way, instructing them to stop, but he pressed his left foot on top of Wiedenhoff’s right, with the Chrysler narrowly missing the officer.
At the Avus sportscar race, he clipped the top of the banked Nordkurve, his Porsche tumbling down into the trees at the back of the banking. Miraculously, the car performed a cat-with-nine-lives trick by falling on its feet unscathed. As if nothing had happened. Carel then went on to rejoin the race at the bottom of the banking. The race officials needed some time to convince themselves it was not Beaufort's ghost doing the honours before they pulled out the black flag to disqualify the battered Porsche…The next day, he had his picture taken at the scene of the event, Carel in his overalls, putting on a brave pose. The photoshoot distinctly lacked taste, as Jean Behra had been killed at the very spot, in the very same race
At another Belgian GP a couple of years later, he took an F2 Cooper onto the track to test it, simply driving it onto the circuit. Eventually the organisers noted from their entry list that the car’s number wasn’t on it and he was black-flagged.
During the French GP at Reims, when official practice had finished, it was noted that he and his orange Porsche were missing. Fearing an accident, the race organisers sent out a search team but discovered he had stopped at a distant part of the circuit to pick up an attractive female spectator, to give her a ride around the track.
At the Nürburgring 1000 km in 1956, Carel de Beaufort and Thieu Hezemans entered the Spyder but found the car had a leaking fuel tank. The whole weekend the hole was plugged by chewing gum. "I have never seen so many people chew", Carel later reminisced. "In the end, our guys had aching jaws, so we had to set the neighbouring crew members to work!"
For footage for someone he once raced with a camera on his car which fell off causing a big crash for Graham Hill.
He raced the Mille Migila without a co driver and got two trophies one for Mr Godin and one for Mr de Beaufort…
"I own the car I drove at Zandvoort. I bought it last year. It's prepared in the same way as the works cars, with the difference that I own it. When I get lucky it's even prepared better than one of the factory cars. Yes, that happens sometimes! At Zandvoort I beat Bonnier, and he's a factory Porsche driver. The thing is, works cars are prepared in advance and the mechanics do not have any meaningful contact with the drivers anymore. They just fly in to the track, to Zandvoort, or Monza, or the Nürburgring, and never visit the factory. My way is different from theirs. I go to the factory and tell them exactly what I want. On my return from a race I'll tell them all my stories and show the guys my time sheets and the photographs I took. In the evenings, I'll take them out to dinner. And in case they need to work late, I'll buy them a crate of beer and bring along a pile of food. And that's just huge, that's fantastic. Essentially it's the reason why I've been going great this season in that old car of mine. Mind you, it's three years old now and still I've beaten the factory cars on many occasions. I believe my profound personal contact with the guys at the Porsche factory is the key to that. I am very happy to be a privateer. You get much more satisfaction out of racing by beating the works drivers. It's no fun flying from Grand Prix to Grand Prix, jump into the car, do your thing and fly off again."

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supersize me is incredible in how potently hateful it is. it's as if the pop culture wasteland of the 2000s suffocated spurlock's brain to the point where whatever synapses that hadn't shriveled up were only left capable of firing off the same demand to keep punching down at all costs that every halfwit with access to cable news and a desire to 'tell it how it is' seemed to have been afflicted with. everyone knows the methodology in this doc is bunk, but what's missing from the conversation is how this film is another artifact of antagonizing incurious dipshit libertarian smarming about how the sheepish masses cannot just simply get with the program and be better. "americans are fat fat fat fat so fucking fat and they love it so much that they'll let their kids eat the same slop that they serve in prison" "wait, back up. the same apparatus that provides elementary school lunches also supplies prison food? and you're saying the cost of healthier food isn't all that much more? is there anything here worth looking into further?" "no. but have this clip of this random guy talking about how we should heckle fat people like how we heckle smokers". what made this film notable for its time was how it was less focused on how being fat makes you look (which isn't to say that isn't still a huge component of it. because it is. and spurlock has endless shots of strangers with their faces blurred out to emphasize this), but the alleged deterioration of lifestyle, values and vitality that comes with the depletion of one's physical health. that is to say, the film is arguing that failing to live a regimented lifestyle causes one to fall into a state of moral decay. this is the buried lede, because ultimately this film is actually-actually about an alcoholic externalizing the complex he has towards his own lack of self control onto fat people.
it is no wonder why elementary school health teachers in the aughts were quick to deploy it in classrooms at the same rate they did photos of STIs in place of actual sex ed. the imagery of this greasy motherfucker throwing up in his car is meant to serve the same purpose in telling kids that this is what happens when they can't control themselves. when a corporation is blamed for something, it's only inasmuch as it enables people to be dumb and fat. spurlock points out how mcdonald's predatory advertising normalizes it's products in places it should not be (hospitals in particular), which you think would warrant further discussion- but in line with pushing responsibility onto the role of the individual, this is framed as merely mcdonalds tricking customers instead of actively encroaching on their way of life via invading media and legislature. no, the real villains are cafeteria lunch ladies, who are not instilling discipline in your children unlike National Weight Loss Hero Jared Fogle, who educates children around the world. one can only imagine that spurlock's libertarian values compel him to feel a sense of kinship.
the funniest part of this film was the one doctor who seemed to know that he was bullshitting about not having any drinking habits but doesn't want to be up front about confronting him. at first he comments on how how spurlock's liver resembles one belonging to someone engaged in long term alcohol abuse, and then later in the film he gives some generic lip service in response to spurlock's report like 'well, i wouldn't think that fast food and liver health are connected, but your report seems to indicate otherwise' before cutting straight to "whatever you're doing, stop pickling your liver". also at another point spurlock goes "lunch time" and there's a hard cut to some fat mcdonalds employees and he's trying so hard to evoke disgust with all of these shots but my response to these baddies is just "zamn looks like they got dinner and dessert too 🥵🥵💦💦💦💦💦💦💦"
but anyway
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The University - The Jocks; Trevor

The man of the hour. The massive man of the hour.
Whatever you wanted to call him... the star athlete, the pack alpha, the leader of the jocks... all the names shared one same concept: Trevor was the biggest and the best of them all, and if he wanted attention, he got attention.
It was easy to tell when he was coming--his enormity always announced his approach. At almost 14 feet tall and easily over 1100 pounds of raw, unadulterated beef, his massive 29-inch-long, size 68 feet, powered forward by his thick, monstrous legs, would slap loudly against the linoleum hall floors, leaving heat footprints that'd make Sasquatch shake. You'd hear the slamming of metal, indentations in the door frames from where Trevor simply didn't care about one of his huge shoulders colliding with the frame as he ducked through.
Clothing might as well have been randomly generated, because Trevor always picked out some clothes in the morning, and depending on just how insane of a pump he got to that day, or if he just grew period, whatever ripped off of him wouldn't be replaced. If you had a nickel for every time Trevor walked into a class completely naked, his unrealistically gigantic python and cantaloupe-sized balls slapping against his thighs as he ripped a bench out from the hallway and slammed it down in the classroom to have somewhere to sit... if you're being honest, you'd have 37 nickels, because you're keeping count in your journal along with all your polaroid pictures you snap. Trevor doesn't just love the attention--he expects it. You've become a kind of record-keeper for his progresses.
This was one of your favorite pictures, though, and a pretty recent one at that. You think that Trevor somehow managed to have a shirt still by lunch because he had broken the campus gym's cable machine the day prior, so he must've skipped his chest and only focused on arms and legs. Normally those pecs would bust a shirt wide open, but the image of him still having one was almost more fascinating at this point. He was patient with the novice touches of the guys in the hall, allowing them to grope and feel at his huge lats, his pec insertions, his biceps, the deep wells of his armpits. His manspread was one of the hottest things about him. He'd always seemingly just sit himself down in a spot, start flexing, and without fail, hordes of guys would just come up and start grabbing at him. He'd reward the most fervent one with a grab to the back of the head, shoving him into his flesh, edging toward the brink of suffocation in the hot, sweaty man-meat.
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