#Call of Enoby

[amorremanet]

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Happy Monday, this Barbie is seething in her corner because her fellow westerners insist on being ignorant jackasses about going “wAaAaAH, BuUuUuUuT iT’S iIiIiIiNcEsT!!!!1” with regard to Chengxian/Xiancheng, a ship that:

1. literally is not, by any definition, incest;

2. hugely affects the plot of its story in several ways that are directly related to it NOT being incest;

and 3. has several explanations about why it IS *NOT* incest out there, across multiple platforms, written by fans who actually know Chinese, don’t have to engage with the text exclusively in translation, and have a much stronger understanding of the cultural normas and nuances at play in this relationship than us westerners, who can read and learn and try to do better about checking ourselves while engaging with CN texts, but will likely always be, to some extent, projecting western ideas onto them

but………y’know, sure, whatever. If it makes you happy to completely flatten a deeply complex and nuanced relationship into “everything about them is Normal Sibling Behavior and that’s literally all it will ever be,” despite both CN fans explaining why that’s wrong and the text itself offering multiple examples to the contrary, then hey, be my guest (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･���✧

[qveenofthefullmoon]

Just was thinking about a lady I worked with over 10 years ago and her kids. She had 3 kids, 2 boys and a girl named James, Lily, and Henry (Harry). I just now realized she named her kids after Harry Potter and his parents. Those kids all have to be in their teens now. They should've been called Draco, Ebony/Enoby, and Vampire.

[thecarnivorousmuffinmeta]

i noticed Vampire was sometimes called "Harry" (which, zomg, what an awful loser prep name) in the latest chapter, was that like his inner prep leaking out? he's such a poser, i knew he could never be worthy of Enoby. he couldn't even pull Sexy Malfoy

Harry Potter and the How Can You See Into My Eyes Like Open Doors? by me and @therealvinelle

You can take the prep to the gothic pond, you can even throw them in, but sometimes even as they flail about in there, there's still some prep left.

[midnight-coll]

My name is ebony dark'ness lucifer raven way. Like gerard way, but we're not related or anything. Im glad we aren't, because he's sooo hot. I have long ebony black hair, like my name, with red streaks and I'm wearing knee high boots with a black mini skirt and sexy fishnet tights with a cut black top with cut off sleeves and my hair is in my eyes because im emo. That prep chuck or whatevr is staring at me. I put my middle finger up at him.

Im walking through a random foggy street somewhere in the midwest. There r murders here and its sooo Gothic, im a vampire but my teeth ate straight and white and nobody would ever know but ima actually a good vampire because the ones who suck SUCK. Its like if edward cullen didn't suck. Anyway i look over at the gotjic murders sadly and watch as the the sexy fbi agents ask the mother of the murder about... Vampires. When they turn around, they look at me and oh my god that's not an fib agent its DEAN WINCHESTER?

Dean walks over sadly and introduces himself as bill ward with his partner, geezer butler. I laugh sadly and tell him "too bad i know who you really are... Dean and Sam winchester" they look at me.in shock. "Im a friend of the sexy bobby singer too i know you" they both gasp mournfully. "Well if you know Bobby why don't we.meet up later and uh go out later." I smile and accept. Omg im going out with dean winchester!!¡!

Gothically time skips

When i go to my gothically shutty hotel i call bonby "oh my god dean is taking me out later" and bonby replied "i cant believe you didn't tell me you liked him earlier" "i didn't want to tell yoi bwcause you wouldnt believe me" bonby hung up the phone bc he had ither things to do.

Getting dressed i put on thigh high platform boots, a short black jean skirt, and a hoodie crop top with zipper in the middle and skull.hands on the front and the sleeves ripped down to my hands. I put on a chocker and black cross star earrings (a.n. if u dont know what.that is too bad, leave my story alone prepz xoxo) i put on black lipstick and black.eyeliner and pulled my bangs down to my eyes and shown the red streaks in my long raven hair.

Dean drives up in his shiny black 67 impala and when i get in i am happily shocked. Instead of the normal interior, he had painted the my chemical romance black parade album cover on the dash!! Maybe he is gothic after all, because when inlooked over to him he was wearing ripoed jeans, black nail polish, a chain necklace with black eyeliner on his green eyes and black boots. "Im surprised there is no Sam" i say gothicaly happy for it to be just him. He said and gloomily replied "Sam is busy being a nerd preo" i look at him confused. "Wym he is a nerd prep?? That's nor sam that's his weird gothelganger (a.n. get it?? Like doppelganger but goth?) Jared padeleski" "oh yeah, Sam is reading about werewolves and demons i forgot" i look concerned. "How could u forger about ur own brother??" He gothically says "i did a lot of cool weed before i picked you up, i brought some for you too" he stops and looks shyly under his combed forward banhs "if you would take some from me" i nod happily and.off we go.

"I hope you like good charlotte because that's.who we are seeing" i am so.happy, dean truly is emo now.

At the.concert we dance and laugh and make fun of that evil prep Hillary fucking duff. On our way back.he makes a stop ourside of the woods. "What r you doing???" I asked confused. He sighs and says "enoby, ibe known who you are for a while. Bobby told me all about you. I've lobed you for a while" i gasp "really!!!" "Really" he says gothifically. We get out and wander into the forest. He pins me against the wall. "Omg are we gonna do a sex" he laughs and smiles bwfore putting his thing in my thing and-

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"

We stop and look up. It was.... Chuck? The weird guy? "Ur not supposed to be doing this dean! I have a headache" i look at him sadly, poor weird guy. Dean stops and says "chuck i know you wamt me but my heart belongs to enoby" chuck looks angry "no not you dean, her" i gasp. Dean looks angry "all this time i could have been with cas?" Chuck looks sad. "No the cw was too homophobic, you cant be balls deep in your angel. Not right now. You cant be balls deep in her either, she's mine" i stop. "Who even r u" i ask "i am god" i laugh at him. Dean looks at me and confirms. "Oh my god" i say deprezzedly. "No its chuck" says dean.

Suddenly Sam runs through the trees being chased by his gothelganger jared padaleski. Chuck gets angry and shoots the annoying guy. "Thank you" says same before he stops and says "chuck? stop trying to fucj my brother. When his gay love for cas reached through the veil of death and saved the day even though cas actually stayed dead.into superhell because of the evil cw it turned him gothic he's too goffic for you" chuck sighed and said "i know its not.him i want."

I stop and realize.that dean winchester and god are fighting over me. Same looks and says "wait, i hear someone else in the trees." As we all looked and waited and staired in comes... Bonby and.. Cas? But i thought cas was dead? Bonby speaks "here is the man who killed the cw sniper.. He has something to say" i look at him gothically "i am not your "cas" i am his gothelganger misha collins" i gasp. He says something about killing god and makes some metaphor about how he killed the cw sniper cw is god wharever i don't care but then.... Misha collins gave me a gun!! I wasn't.really listening to him, i was too busy thinking depressing thoughts and.i yell "im not killing dean u weirdo i lobe him!!!" Bonby looks at me and starts "you idjit" but then stops as one more person comes through the trees. It was jensen ankles!! "Jensen ankles??" Dean says "i don't want a gothelganger that.isn't goffic" Jensen replies "i will be soon, i need to reach through the veil of death for my own gay love" and he ... Shoots god??? "That's what i wanted you to do" mischa says before kissing jensen gothically depressedly i look and see dean looking jealous so i go and kiss him "im better than your gay angel anyway" and he agrees and then same and bonby are looking at each other depressedly and start clapping.

Prepz don't hate.on mah story okay??

[functionalityposting]

Stelrok from call of enoby ❤️

[anakinh]

Alright, after a millennia, I've moved the captures from my PS5 onto my computer. I usually make characters in dnd/bg3 based on concepts, so here's my edgelord enoby durge:

(also tagging @tavsversion b/c they tagged me in the tav/durge's eyes game. Thank you! The eyes are explained right after the pics and it's one paragraph)

Clearly, the edgiest races are drow or tiefling. I've already played drow before (in my first playthrough), so tiefling it is! She has heterochromia, because of course she does. She's god/her dad's favourite princess and super duper special so of course her eye is purple. The other one I was less sure about, I think white and black were boring so I picked green to make the contrast more striking. She was supposed to have Isobel's absolutely terrible eye makeup, but I couldn't find it so I made an approximation. It still kinda looks like it's running, so it will do.

Her name is Innocence, because that's a Tiefling virtue name she will never embody and she thinks cruel irony is edgy. Her earrings are called Barovian Fangs, because vampirez r kool. Her hair is black and purple, because that's goth emo punk and white isn't. She looks absolutely fucking amazing in her starter robe and I can never wear it again (unless... *side-eyes transmogrification mod*). She's the hottest BG3 character I've ever made. She's a terrible person. She got her ass kicked so often before level 5 that now she refuses to let her party members kill each other, but then she got the fireball spell and combat because dead easy again, so I guess intra-party murder is back on the table. She is still a storm sorcerer.

(Shadowheart loves her, btw. I didn't even mean to do that.)

Here's her Dream Guardian:

I call him Hot Gortash.

She's going to be unrepentantly evil, so obviously no ties to her former self (honestly, that was never in my mind. I just thought Hot Gortash would be funny). I guess to make herself feel better, she conjured up a version of Gortash that was actually hot, and the Emperor decided to embody that. How does he feel about it? Disgust? Petty satisfaction to manipulate a head of a cult using the visage of a hot version of the other head of the cult? Nothing, it's just a means to an end? I have no idea, I don't even know if the Emperor acknowledges Durge's previous role in the Absolute cult. I guess we'll see!

Here's another couple of pics of my cringe barbie durge in different lighting, because unfortunately she is hot:

[chaos-has-theories]

One of the many fun details of My Immortal is that Bark Lord Voldymort only became evil because he got his heart borken when he was in high school.

Specifically, before meeting Enoby, he was dating an incredibly hot bisexual guy.... called Hedwig... Which, in case you didn't know, is the name of a female owl in the (scoffs) source material.

Which means that Satan Andorson basically fumbled the Goblin King from Labyrinth.

So can you REALLY blame him? I would have gone evil too.

[neige-leblanche]

gothphobia is real bc enoby was goth & everybody called her cringe while lirenn was the same thing but a prep and nobody called them cringe

[mazeofambrosia]

preps stop flaming ma blog ok!

yez! like it’s not ma fault that draco wants to be with me and not you! plus, dumbledore only cursed cos he had a headache! and stop calling enoby a mary sue! her name isn’t mary sue! it’s ebony dark’ness dementia raven way!

[xxabelothaddamsxx]

Hello Tumblrinas! For the past couple months I have been working on producing a drag show that highlights alternative drag in Melbourne called Fangz! It’s all about early 2000’s emo music and honouring our queen Ebony Dark’Ness Dementia Raven Way!

If that sounds interesting and you’re free tonight, you should come! The show stars myself and my co host, Mischa En Scene plus an amazing guest cast of Ovary Action, Lilium and Zero!!

Fangz is at Pride of our Footscray and shows start 8pm!! Tickets are available both online and at the door, and by using the code “Enoby” online, you can get 15% off your tickets!

Fangz, I hope to see you there xx

Ticket Link: https://www.performersofpride.com.au/event-details-registration/fangz?fbclid=PAAab6mwLKVkiOwjIEjeBX2CXGAWWXCGbW4NBiBU3URom3QiZqVo-C5oB-yLs_aem_Af5h-ewJVT1D5Mh0_S4Cdlcb8Eg-t8g3wcfPCf8jXO4VV47P_Z7siK2Ouc3mpJs3jYY

[realmackross]

Earlier critics call Mackenzie's work in Goo Girl her best work. Carrington over at Upstreet Bigfeet calls Ross's portrayal of Margoo Jeffries the most inspired performance seen in local work since Mimette Reynold's role as Enoby Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way in 2014! These cryptids say Mack is 7 out of 7 feet!

Take that Dropped creators. You bitches getting me killed. But look, it's finally paying off. I am fucking 7 out of 7 feet and those are some BIG ASS feet. Better to kick you in the head with 7 times over. You motherfuckers ruined my life making me do that stunt...all for what? More fucking money. And now look? Your show isn't even on the air!!!! And my dead ass is still getting residual pay!!!!! HA. Margoo Jeffries just turned my career around. Granted I nearly suffocated in goo for 6 months afterwards. But just in time for the premiere and to debut that new mayomilkmootique original. Paris Fashion Week I will soon see you again. Mackenzie Motherfuckin' Ross is back, BAYBEE! WATCH OUT! No literally, cause I might fucking eat you.

Thank you so much! This is the relaunch of my career, and I am truly honored!

[coiled-dragon]

Me a mousy ordinary 12 year old on the internet in 2007 pretended I was 14 goth/scene/emo girl with dyed black hair with a pink streak called Rockalla, very Enoby Darkness. Fanfiction for me back then still had a lot of bullshit drama, but it was more bitching in our own little isolated forums. Nowadays bullshit drama feels more out in the world spread everywhere rather then safely contained in hidden internet corners. Like the virus escaped the box.

Yeah part of it was the unavoidable sprawl of the internet ever growing but the other part that changed shit was social media. It has incredibly far reach, everyone is exposed to it, no one knows how to protect their identity online anymore (and if you commit some kind of fandom faux pas you'll be doxxed anyway) and it really is just...

Ugh

Like dont get me wrong Ive always had friends all over the globe even back then; 2003 I had a friend in Helsinki and we chatted on MSN messenger. But its so much.... MORE of a reach now.

The past was far from perfect, like im not about to go all 'it was BETTER Back then!!' but there were some aspects that made it feel nicer and more niche and less exposing yknow?

[mistermeanor]

Before reading the post:

a pack of lesbians should be an apartment I think.

a pack of dads is a tailgate

a pack of crafters is called a Micheal’s (same with craft shop ladies)

a pack of journalists is an event

and a pack of goths or a pack of emos is called a murder bc I think they would like that.

@enoby-darkness-raven-way

*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

[drako-x-vrompire-666]

I CRUSSED OT DUMBLEWHORE 2DAY!!!! I TOLD HIM 2 FUCK OF AND CALLED HIM AN WRINKLY, SMELLY, PREPPY OLD ASS MAN. THEN I PUT UP MY MIDDLE FINGUR AND ROLLED AWAY ON MY GOFFIC HEELYS

FUCK U U GREASY OLD MAN!!!!! 🖕🖕🖕🖕

ME NR ENOBY R GONG 2 BRAKE STUFF IN DA SKULL L8R

[bbbbbbbbbbbaka]

"melange" is such an informal term; I prefer to call it by the clinical name, Folie à Enoby Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way

[xxcringeizdead666xx]

(My) Immortal by Mediajunkie Studios review

This is my personal opinion BUT I would like to say that (My) Immortal by Mediajunkie studios is not in fact a good adaptation of My Immortal by Tara Gilesbie.

I understand that they are a small studio that didn't have a huge budget, but even with a small budget I belive it is possible to make a good series. especially if the thing you're adapting is something like My Immortal, where the focus isn't even on making it good.

the camera work. holy shit. stop shaking it so hard.

we are introduced to MarySues as make everyhting about themselves. we're not told that they are overpowered or perfect, just that the story revolves around them. surprise surprise, that's just how story protagonists work!

n the book, Ebony is described as having long ebony black hair with purple streaks and red tips. the actress playing her, has wavy brown hair and light blue streaks (that may or may not actually be fake).

Ebony tries to trip who I assume is supposed to be Britney while two people stare at her? but she doesn't actually sucsed? yeah, that is DEFINETLY way better than the book where Ebony PUT HER MIDDLE FINGER up at A BUNCH of preps. the people staring at her don't even look like preps.

We see... Ron and Hermione? and Ebony is... bullying them? but that wasn't in the book! DIABOLO and B'LOODY MARY are actually Ebony's friends. B'loody Mary is even arguably Ebony's best friend.

I guess this is going for a Ebony has overtaken the Harry Potter world and made things her way but like....this isn't My Immortal. this is more like that one chapter written by the hacker. you guys are adapting the wrong thing! hello!

I can't tell who's supposed to be goth, prep, or poser. in the book there's a clear difference. the way some preps look here is what I assume posers looked like in the original.

it hasn't been five minutes and I'm already crying. help

well at least they called her Enoby....

I guess Ebony's relationship towards Vampire is actually kinda somewhat accurate? Vampire is very much out of character though.

wait what?! posers? you just said a few seconds ago they were preps!

Ebony and Draco don't know each other......I'll see myself out.

Why is Ebony that bosy towards everyone. don't get me wrong, Ebony was bosy in the original, but she didn't order everyone around! she also had pretty different relationships with everyone.

well at least the name is right. they forgot the ' in Dark'ness though.

why is she...talking like that? you know that Ebony doesn't have that vocabulary.

well Vampire is staring at Draco. at least that's accurate.

Ebony was never a Gryffindor!!!! she was always a Slytherin! just slytherin. stop trying to make her more of a Mary Sue.

no one actually minded being called by their new names? I belive it was actually their choice! B'loody Mary even had a whole backstory justifying the name change.

I can't decide weather or not death eaters being preps is true seince on one hand, they were servents of Volsemort, who was definetly seen as a bad guy, but also Lucius was not seen as a bad guy so uh.....

Why is Belathrix in this? she wasn't in the original story! if you wanted someone to bully Ebony, there was Britney!

speaking with Bellathrix, again, what's with the look? seriously. I would have assumed that she was another goth if it wasn't for Ebony's comment about her being a cheerleader. use more pink guys! more pink!

alternative? really? that word is never mentioned in my immortal. people like Ebony are refered to as goth aka goff

it was never mentioned in the book, but I belive that Ebony does know who the cure are. it is mentioned as one of the favorite bands of Etirnity, the character from a story written by Raven, Tara's best friend who also had a self inseart. so yeah, I assume she did know who the cure were. also, how come do preps know who the cure and all those other bands are? it is an established fact that the preps know minimal info on goff culture.

why are they asking Ebony to hang out with them? if they are preps, she's their worst enemy!

ooo Ebony is a dm? I... actually don't hate that! in fact I like her having more hobbies. dnd does seem like something she would do.

aaaand litterally everyone doesn't know how to play. as a dm, I am offended. guys. seriously. if you hate Ebony so much, why are you making this series? litterally every scene screams about how much you hate Ebony. and when there isn't enough canon scenes to destroy you just invent new ones like the dnd scene? really? i am so done.

once again. IN THE BOOK this wasn't a group of people forced to hang out with each other. this was a genuine group of friends who came together and had comon interests.

Ebony never actually dated Vampire. you know who did date Vampire though? Draco. Draco did.

I know that this is the time before anybody knew how problematic harry potter and it's author was but...ugh! it just hurts with the harry potter references!

that scene of Ebony smoking on the roof looks pretty cool though.

I'm- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.... who is that?!

okay. I think I'll split this into multiple parts. one post per episode. so stay tuned for that!