#Chaos buddies

[nightlark100]

Alpha Pack Vs Hale Pack: Intermission

This is part of my Kevin the Demon Wolf stories but it doesn't actually feature the royal alpha of pretentiousness. It's set between part 2 (Wrath of the Capybara) and part 3 (Sassing in Silence)

Scott: Stiles, you need to let the twins go.

Stiles: Why?

Scott: Wh... you can't just keep people trapped in a toilet!

Stiles: Clearly, I can.

Scott: Stiles.

Stiles: Scott. I will let them out when they learn to be good puppies and when they apologise to Isaac. Don't worry, i'm feeding them and keeping them stimulated!

Scott: You need to get rid of the mountain ash.

Stiles: Nope. Won't.

Scott: Fine, i'll get someone else to do it.

Stiles: You can't.

Scott: Why not?

Stiles: Because the only humans who know about the ash are Alison and Lydia. And neither of them can go in there, it's the boys toilets after all.

*Scott blinks, disarmed by Stiles logic. Alison is concerned she may need to reboot her boyfriend*

Scott: look man, you can't keep antagonising the alpha pack like this. It's making life difficult for the rest of us! You should just stay out of things.

*Stiles glares*

Stiles: I will let them out when they agree to make things right. I'm not letting them think it's okay for them to traumatise Isaac because they think it's funny! And if you try to interfere, I will turn them into Chihuahuas no wait, that might actually be scarier.... I'll turn them into hamsters

*Stiles walks off. Scott watches and sighs. Alison touches his arm gently*

Alison: You know he can't actually turn them into hamsters, right?

Scott: With Stiles it's best not to assume what he can and can't do...

~~~~~~~~~~~

*Stiles is on the couch, Peter is nearby. They are watching the walking dead. Stiles is covered in blankets, he is coming down with a bad cold*

Stiles: You know, so many problems in season 2 would be solved by having just one werewolf in the group.

Peter: You're meant to be resting

Stiles: I'm serious. Think about it. Kid gets lost? Expert trackers who can find them by smell. Someone gets shot and needs to be operated on but requires really strong anaesthetic so they don't move from the pain? Werewolf pain drain. Large groups of monsters nearby? Super senses will hear them no problem!

*Stiles coughs, chest rattling*

Peter: Shush now

Stiles: freezing cold winter... werewolf snuggles...

*Peter sighs and wraps an arm around him, keeping him warm. Stiles is quiet for a bit*

Stiles: Peter? Do you think there'll ever be a zombie apocalypse?

Peter: We don't currently have one scheduled but i'll ask at the next meeting.

*Stiles snorts, falls quiet for a moment*

Stiles: Peter? Do you think I get in the way and make life difficult? Like antagonising Deucalion and locking the twins up?

Peter: Why would you think that?

Stiles: Scott...

Peter: Honestly i think that your handling of Deucalion is probably more likely to drive him off than anything we could do. And Scott is an idiot.

Stiles: thank you.

Stiles: Peter? You know a bit about magic, is there a way to turn someone into a hamster?

Peter: No.... but i know a pet shop so you can make people believe you know a way.

[roseofithaca]

I love how Alison will be like "Hey Julian, you're a corrupt, perverted, morally bankrupt bastard who tried to kill me and may have committed war crimes - can you help me out with something?" and of course he always will.

[oxfordsnotr0gues]

Found some more idiot reactions from Wonka interviews

[goodluckeddie]

buddie is so cool. you’d think that mr frat boy rebel kid steals-fire-engines-to-fuck-in-them buck buckley would be the bad influence on mr military silver star single father ballroom dance champion eddie diaz. but in reality it’s mr illegal fight club changes-a-tyre-with-a-boot-on-it “we don’t need a key we’re firefighters” eddie diaz dragging mr loves baking loves kids goes-crazy-for-rules-and-clipboards buck buckley into shenanigans with him. beautiful <3

[transzsonix]

recent ibis stuff

[coolranch-chrisevans]

My friend doesn’t watch 911 but she lets me tell her about what’s going on in the fandom anyway and lmaoooo

[epiaphany]

when your boyfriendbestfriendlover comes to the rescue

[cephalosaur]

[chronicowboy]

hotshots xyz gets accused of homophobia because it doesn't have any canon queer characters on the show so they pull a rise of skywalker and start doing a bunch of press about an upcoming queer arc meanwhile the execs are cornering buck and eddie and going hey would you mind sharing a smooch in the back of this one scene so we can fulfill our diversity quota...

[anastacialy]

guys, i think the hermits are going to accidentally start a prank war again. because just like last time, a game of telephone has begun. first, false made iskall's build into ''false beans,'' her shop from the previous season. however, to give herself plausible deniability, she signs it with "love, Joel. x" due to his username, smallishbeans.

next, iskall sees this, and completely believes it. he thinks it was joel who pranked him, and as he says to pearl while showing off the sign, which he kept even after tearing the prank down, "joel gave me a kiss." in his most recent video, he pranks joel by sending him loads of anonymous messages in order to completely spam and fill his inbox, preventing him from getting any more mail, with notes such as "thinking about you. x"

of course, joel is going to have absolutely no context for this, because he didn't make the initial prank. so who is joel going to assume sent him all those messages while he was away on holiday? well, i have a guess.

etho.

[roseofithaca]

I'll never be over Alison and Julian referring to her power as a gift to bookend S5 😭

[swordsandstitches]

The wolves are killing members of their own pack

[bacchuschucklefuck]

she turns, makes direct eye contact with you, smiles,

[starset21]

Caution: Feelings Ahead

Pairing: Lando Norris x reader

Summery:  You and Lando met at a Monster Energy collab years ago and became fast friends. Now, every off-season, you stream games together, and appear in each other’s vlogs.

Standard disclaimer: I do not consent to the posting, translating, or publishing of my work to any 3rd party site, the only place it may found is on tumblr or A03 under the same name. This is all fake. It does not reflect real people, real events or their actual actions or relationships. May contain google translated languages.

The Monster Energy crossover was supposed to be a branding stunt. You walked out with a lifelong Twitch rival and a future boyfriend.

Not that either of you knew that yet.

You were fresh into your second full NASCAR Cup season, still reeking of rookie energy and adrenaline, and Lando had just graduated from “F1 baby” to “that cheeky McLaren menace.” The event organizers threw drivers from all disciplines into a media pit of brand synergy and sponsored chaos, and somehow, you ended up in a sim racing rig next to him.

He won, but only because you drove backwards to block him.

That moment got clipped, memed, and edited with dubstep by a thousand chaotic teenagers on TikTok.

And you? You found your favorite idiot.

Now it’s tradition: every off-season, you and Lando stream together. Mario Kart. iRacing. Minecraft. Whatever ends in shouting and a dozen Twitch clips of “WTF did I just watch.” Twitch chat calls it “off-season therapy.”

Tonight’s stream was no different.

[Stream Title: “Lando vs [Y/N] - MARIO KART WAR IV 🔥🎮 | loser buys Taco Bell”] [Viewers: 86,421 and climbing]

LandoNorris: “Okay, we’re going no items. Pure skill.” [Y/N]: “So you're preparing to lose with dignity this time. Got it.”

Twitch Chat: 🏁 Chat is moving fast “flirting or fighting??” “KISS ALREADY OMG” “he’s blushing look at this simp”

Lando’s laugh echoed through your headset. “You’ve never had dignity in Mario Kart, mate. Don’t start now.”

“Oh please, I drive at 200 mph for a living. You think Rainbow Road scares me?”

“You literally screamed last time.”

“That was a strategic vocal maneuver to psych you out.”

Twitch chat exploded.

“strategic vocal maneuver = scared baby noises confirmed” “this is foreplay”

You snorted, nearly dropping your controller. “Chat, please. Children are watching.”

“I am the child watching,” Lando muttered.

“You're like a toddler who somehow unlocked Twitch streaming and F1 sponsorships.”

“Yeah,” he grinned into the camera, “and you’re the NASCAR delinquent who puts ketchup on tacos.”

“One time!”

“Once is enough!”

You ended up winning—barely—and Lando screamed dramatically, clutching his chest like he’d been betrayed by God and Nintendo. You leaned back, smug, arms behind your head.

“I believe that’s five to four, me.”

“I demand a recount.”

“This isn’t Florida, Norris. Accept defeat.”

Chat lost it again. Emotes. Memes. Clipped within seconds.

You sat there in the afterglow of your digital domination, sipping a monster while Lando reset the lobby. It was moments like this—the quiet in between chaos—that always got you. You glanced at him through your monitor. He was focused, lower lip caught between his teeth, hair a curly disaster. Always a mess. Always Lando.

And always him.

You told yourself, again, that it was just a friendship thing. The way he made you laugh. The way he texted you before every race, win or lose. How he called after your crash at Daytona last year, staying on the phone for two hours because, as he said, “I’ll know you’re okay if I can hear your dumbass voice.”

Just friends.

Sure.

Later, stream off, your call lingered. You always hung out after, talking into the night like teenagers at a sleepover. Lando was still on camera, leaned back in his gamer chair, hoodie half-off one shoulder.

“You ever think we peaked at that first crossover event?” you asked, half-joking.

Lando chuckled. “Peaked? You drove backwards into me.”

“You screamed like a little girl.”

“You said ‘yeehaw, bitch’ before doing it!”

You both burst into laughter, that kind of ugly, stomach-hurting laugh that only came with familiarity and affection. He wiped his eyes.

“God, you’re such a menace,” he said fondly.

“Look who’s talking. You’ve literally named a Minecraft horse after me. And then blew it up.”

“In my defense,” he smirked, “you called it ugly.”

“It had my name, Norris!”

“That was your warning.”

You shook your head, still smiling. It was so easy with him. Effortless, like drafting behind someone you trust—no sudden turns, just rhythm and speed.

“Are you coming to the States next month?” you asked.

“For Daytona? Yeah.” He hesitated. “Well. Mostly for you.”

You blinked.

He backpedaled instantly. “I mean—not like—ugh. You know what I mean.”

You bit your lip, heart rate edging toward a caution flag. “Yeah. I do.”

The silence was warm, not awkward. Filled with things unsaid and Twitch chat jokes that weren’t there anymore.

“I like streaming with you,” he said suddenly.

“I like everything with you.” The words slipped out before you could stop them.

Lando froze. So did you.

“…That—was that—?” he began.

You cleared your throat. “Yeah. Uh. That was a sentence.”

He stared. Then smiled.

“Cool,” he said softly. “Because I like everything with you, too.”

[Two Weeks Later | VLOG - “OFF-SEASON SHENANIGANS ft. chaos incarnate”]

Your vlog opened on Lando arriving at your place with a Taco Bell bag and a grin that could power a small city.

You zoomed in dramatically on his face.

“This is the face of a man who lost to me on Rainbow Road.”

Lando: “This is the face of a man rethinking all his life choices.”

Cut to you two racing go-karts at your local track. Him yelling. You yelling louder. Someone (you) crashing into the bushes. Again.

Cut to a grocery store run where Lando argued that British snacks were “culturally superior” and you nearly got kicked out for mock-fighting over tea.

Cut to you both in your garage, elbows deep in your modded sim rig, trying to update firmware and failing miserably.

The vlog ended on a couch shot—both of you, soft and tired, with a blanket over your legs and a PS5 controller each.

You: “This is peak off-season. Don’t @ me.”

Lando, half-asleep: “I’m not saying I’d marry you, but…”

The screen froze. Zoomed in.

Dramatic “To Be Continued” music plays.

[STREAM TITLE: “Relationship Reveal ft. the Moron Squad 🚨💘 | it happened.”] Viewers: 146,000+

[Y/N]: “So hey, yeah, surprise. We’re dating.” Lando: “I lost at Mario Kart and won at life.”

Chat: “CALLED IT!!!” “i’ve waited 84 years” “my crops are thriving, my skin is clear” “do the ‘yeehaw bitch’ voice again for old time’s sake”

You looked at Lando. “You wanna say it?”

He raised a brow. “Say what?”

You nudged him with your shoulder, grinning. “The thing.”

He rolled his eyes, affectionate. “Fine.” He leaned into the mic dramatically. “Yeehaw, bitch.”

You cracked up. Twitch chat imploded.

[CLIP TITLE: “YEEHAW BITCH BUT MAKE IT ROMANTIC 🏁❤️”] Posted by: sim4life666 Views: 2.3 million

*Lando reaches out mid-stream, just casually grabs your hand like it’s the easiest thing in the world. Like it’s always been this way.*

He says, “It was always you.”

You call him a nerd and squeeze back.

Chat breaks. Internet breaks. The clip hits trending within 10 hours.

Daytona - Trackside

Your season is about to start. Sun baking the asphalt, cars roaring in the background, adrenaline humming in your chest.

Lando’s in your pit box, somehow looking right at home in your colors. You tug off your helmet after practice, sweat sticking to your neck. He’s there with a water bottle and a grin.

“You ready?” he asks.

You nod. “Always.”

He leans in, presses a quick kiss to your cheek, and murmurs, “Don’t drive backwards into anyone.”

You smirk. “No promises.”

The cameras catch it. The fans scream. The TikToks are already editing themselves.

And somewhere, in the chaos of it all, you realize that being an idiot in love isn’t so bad—especially when the other idiot matches your dumbass energy.

[pinkponydiaz]

eddie diaz number one gossip, starts a rumor buck has a new boyfriend but says he doesn’t know who, just that it’s new, chimney spirals because he needs to know, bobby is happy but concerned because he doesn’t want to deal with eddie being a weirdo about bucks new partner again, hen and karen are prepping another shovel talk that will get cut from the show again, and then a few weeks later hen opens the ambulance doors because bobby told her buck was doing inventory and he better not be fucking up her ambulance and buck is sitting on the gurney, eddie fucking diaz in his lap and they both look up when she gasps, buck is blushing, eddie is smirking because that motherfucker started a rumor about himself!! because hes choosing joy and joy is causing drama at work and making out with his boyfriend thank you

[haeidys]

Stiiiiiiiiiilllllllllll waiting for her assigned mods to be updated to 1.6 so I can reunite Sherry with her husband and her friends