#simon farnaby

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The Council of EVIL Idiots

The goth Elders have arrived (or evil overlords... Same difference). Watch your asses and your eyeliner. They will likely attempt to steal both.

This is for you, anonymous nerd. Thank you for enabling my obsession... Bastard.

AND SINCE I DID THIS FOR THE ELDERS, Here's a list of their diabolical doppelgangers' gayness in order of gay:

First place goes to whatever this was.

1. Dissectus - Homophobia is wrong... Unless it's this homo. Then you should be very afraid. I shouldn't make a joke about him slaying, BUT HOT SAUSAGE.

2. Negatus - Agender, but frankly too lazy to do anything about it besides put on too much lipstick. Will be rejected by any and all genders (loser pan).

3. Giles - Ruthless, but disaster bi. All I'm saying is that there was conflict in the man's face when Dissectus did 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 . Consider him scared and hor-

4. Voltari - Aggressively flirts with anyone, but if you so much as wink in his direction, he will introduce your intestines to a serrated blade (aroace).

5. Mike Emical-Romants - Exhausted emo trans man. Actually pretty chill, all things considered. Probably gay, but all the men here are scary as shit.

6. The Demons - Rita: usually lesbian but Negatus is fruity enough, Neil: token straight (unlikely), and no one knows what Jeff is besides a moron.

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Ghosts Behind the scenes picture!!

Kiell is our hero!

Kiell posted on his twitter a picture of a script reading of En Francais from series 5 episode 4!! 🤍👻

All series of Ghosts is available on BBCIPlayer now!

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Ben Willbond + The Stick Twirl™ | BBC Ghosts series 5 bloopers

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HIS NAME IS DEATH. JUST DEATH. NOT STUPID !!!!

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[ihadtofindyou]

some people like winnie the pooh and donald duck can get away with just having a shirt and no trousers and still be widely beloved instead of the laughing stock of the british public. but when i, julian fawcett–

[sixidiotsdavidtennantfan]

Simon Farnaby discussing Stupid Deaths from Horrible Histories! Video from BAFTA Instagram

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WELCOME TO HORRIBLE HISTORIES!

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Hii im a new bbc ghosts fan I have a question, can u draw a julian pencil sketch :3

Like the captain one

hi! welcome to the fandom 💜🫡

here you go, Julian in a sketchbook

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FRUIT SALAD (elderly)

From @overyonder 's deliciously cursed request:

"Would you pretty please be willing to draw the elders as a fruit salad? When I was at work my friend said they looked like they'd share one, and I corrected them by saying they ARE the fruit salad. I just think they'd all look silly in a little bowl together XD"

This had me asking the real questions for several days... Mainly: "WHAT FRUIT WOULD EACH ELDER BE... AND WHY???" Deep stuff.

See, I could have easily just posted the pencil sketch... But then it wouldn't be rainbow.

Our favorite fruity morons and close-ups below

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Ghosts Behind the Scenes!!

As Publication day for the second Ghosts book is finally here this morning we got some behind the scenes!

Mat posted this video of him as Thomas dancing and having fun on set

Heartwarming to know they genuinely had loads of fun!!

The caption he put up will be there for you all to read 🤍

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a bbc ghosts thought i had back in November i dont think i talked about on here yet: Pat and Julian both died with watches on.

my question is are the watches stopped on the exact time they died as a sort of constant reminder, or are they now ticking forever, never to stop? and is the idea of them staying frozen forever at the exact second they died more or less heartbreaking then the idea that if they keep do keep ticking then they're a constant reminder of time passing but never growing old. also depending on the watch you can feel the vibration of the ticking against your wrist, its subtle but its there.. can you imagine being stuck with that for eternity? not just the visual reminder of time passing but literally FEELING every second that passes?

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I love Low quality pictures of the 6 idiots 😭😭😭😭

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Can we talk about how genius the Horrible Histories songs were. It’s a show for kids and they’re out there making parodies of Adam and the Ants, The Smiths, Eminem, David Bowie, Take That, ABBA… and they made them SO catchy and put in so much effort and for what?? The videos too?? I’m specifically thinking of the music video they made for The Thinkers, which they edited to make it look like a music video for a Monkees song… and the lyrics. Don’t even get me started on the lyrics.

“Can you imagine it? I’m the last Plantagenet!”

“More than fifty words to leave your lingo…” (in a simon and garfunkel parody)

“Roundheads, soundheads, witches-should-be-drowned-heads…”

“thanks to us, Rage Against the Machine…” (whilst singing a song about the Industrial Revolution and the peasants who revolted against it)

just to name a few examples.

those songs are my roman empire.

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glad somebody made this joke (from kiell's twitter)

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