#Cod HR Admin

[cod-hr-admin]

I came back to my desk from lunch to a muffin and a post-it saying “you know what to do”.

NO I DON’T???

WHICH ONE OF YOU LEFT THIS CRYPTIC SHIT ON MY DESK? AM I GONNA DIE?!?!

[ask-philgraves]

Commander Graves, Sir, um. Just letting you know the HRBP board refused your request to put… ‘Paid lady friends’ on your company card.

I hate my job.

Also if you need lady friends I’m literally right here but whatever. (That last part is a joke, I swear).

- @cod-hr-admin 💻

That's hilarious considering I have only given my card to two people recently and haven't used it myself yet...

Anyone want to fess up before Dr. Pepper privileges get revoked?

[hiraeth-muse]

Got u some boobs

I can’t tell who’s these belong to, I’m guessing Gaz or Ghost. But they’re appreciated. Love you, MacTavish.

[scaredyspooks]

((PSA - I have the memory of a goldfish so if I send you multiple asks without having received a response, feel free to only respond to the most recent/most interesting (if any). I don't mean to spam. Also gonna start keeping track of the asks I send lmao. - spooks))

[konigisking]

16:37 - Adelaide (Addie) Finch

Hi König, just messaging to see if you got the paperwork okay? I emailed you a few proformas to complete for your unit before your next mission. Kit requests, medical needs, etc. Give me a shout if you need a hand, or drop by the HR Office.

- @cod-hr-admin 💻

16:40 - König [audio file] Processing transcript... Ja, received. Always on the top of things. A lot of boxes to tick but I will drop these off to the HR Office before the end of the week. Any changes to the kit request form from last time? I do not want to have a repeat of the supply issues from last mission.

[hiraeth-muse]

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

Have some boobs

Ass

[cod-hr-admin]

Addie has had too many drinks. This is a problem, because-

“Whooo has seen my bra-?!”

Yeah. Yeah that’s why it’s a problem.

[hiraeth-muse]

Addie hits delete the second the message comes up, head snapping to check over her shoulder like she’s a woman being hunted.

“Not again— Rudy not you too!!”

[cod-hr-admin]

Woof! *Buddy approaches your desk with a small buquet of roses in his mouth, wrapped in a protective sheet so he doesn't get hurt and the flowers stay safe. The note attached simply states:*

"For our favorite HR lady."

- @k9-buddy-ask-blog

Addie looks down from her screen, immediately breaking into a wide, bright grin and dropping into a babying voice

"Oh my goodness! Hello precious baby, are these for me?" She carefully takes the roses and places them on her desk, totally not welling up at all, and then scoots off her chair to kneel in front of him and give him an absolute ton of fuss and scratches.

"Thank you, lovely boy! Oh you're so good, yes you are!"

[hiraeth-muse]

Turn it up louder, it’s helping me with my spreadsheeting.

Ignore the very loud Fergalicous, @ask-lieutriley has me doing paperwork and I need to focus.

[hiraeth-muse]

This is an RP and drabble blog for the characters in my COD fanfic Burn Notice! I love writing for them, and they always end up having super entertaining interactions with other CCs and OCs, so I wanted to have them all in one place on a Multi-Muse blog. If you'd like to RP, feel free to drop me a message to plot, or you're welcome to throw me a starter in my asks if you'd prefer! CWs, guidelines, and other details can be found here.

The Voices:

The Verses: Burn Notice. They're in the Walls. System Error.

[konigisking]

"I see there is a fellow king Amongst us, I felt I should introduce myself as it is only fair," King spoke bowing respectfully. "If there is anything you may need Assistance for I would be more then eager to help a fellow king."

-👑 @callsign-king

König waved a dismissive hand toward King - feeling that familiar tinge of inwardly placed annoyance at his own incapability to accept the show of respect. "Ach, none of that. König is fine. Nice to meet you, King, und I appreciate the offer." König paused momentarily, glancing sidelong to ensure no one would overhear. "You are the tech guy, ja?"

[lusttoke]

19:57 - Adelaide (Addie) Finch

Hey Ale, I can see you’re still online - you want a coffee or anything brought over?

Addie shouldn’t be in this late, but hey, apparently her work can’t wait until tomorrow.

- @cod-hr-admin 💻

20:03 [text]: Gracias Addie. Coffee would be nice! I could use the company too.

Meanwhile he discreetly slides his existing coffee into the drawer making sure she has a reason to come over.

[cod-hr-admin]

14:07 - Adelaide (Addie) Finch Lmao ok boomer

’fraid this encompasses me all too well.

[alejandro-ask]

Heya Ale'! Long time no chat (bc you actually fill your paperwork in correctly - thank you I love you) but I've been learning Spanish and I was wondering if I could practice with you?

Actually. Actually no, don't worry about it - just realised I haven't learned anything work-appropriate.

Shit how do I delete Teams messages

@cod-hr-admin 💻

Gracias! I also appreciate you and your work. I apologize for some of my comrades who can't do paperwork correctly. Y ¡me encantaría practicar español contigo! ¡No seas tímido! Dicen que cuanto menos profesional, más divertido es.

[ask-private-141]

A huge Thank you!

CW: mentions of SA, r@pe, severe anxiety, depression, SH and ED

Below cut! ^

This is just a big thank you to sum this all up, but i go into detail of my severe social anxiety! As you know! I’m Natalie, which i usually go by Ari myself, but I wanted to step into new waters and get out of My fearful shell. Hence this ask blog! Under the cut I’ve also named some WONDERFUL people who also run blogs such as mine that I love and aspire myself to. Please go give them all some love and a follow! A huge thank to you all! 💕💋 Mwah!

Hi everyone! It’s Nat, I know this isn’t like me, but I really want to thank you all, from those who have joined and left to those who’ve stayed here in our little corner of the tumblr internet, I’m Natalie, I have several social anxiety and i usually hide by the veil of Ari, my online persona. Over the years I’ve tried more and more to come out of my shell. And this account has helped so much. I struggle sometimes, but I’ve taken great care of myself here lately. I’m a victim of COCSA, and r@pe, and have struggled socially even online. This was a big step for me to make this account. And I can’t thank all my friends and acquaintances here enough. I’ve went from bed rotting, and SH, and an ED to, sober of all of that. Which I haven’t been in a long time. I know this is kinda dark, but for me, I see the light. I see the light that I’ve made it through this, and that I know I can do it. Again thank you my followers, and my friends and mutuals so much. You all inspired this.

And from Ari, I love you all so much! My crew and beyond! And to all my fans and followers! A big big biggggg hug, kiss, or cuddle! And if you don’t like physical touch? An air kiss! My greatest thanks. To everyone. For helping grow this platform big and tall! Mwah! 💋 💕

Your favorite otter loving girl!

-Ari!

-END CUT!-

To all my lovely lady’s lads and other pronoun loves! And the people I look up to!

@ghost-askblog @ask-alex-keller @ask-soapmactavish @soap-askblog @jeanzoriley-cod @cod-hr-admin @ask-philgraves @ask-phillip-graves @konig-askbox @konigisking @orangecatonbase @shadow-medic-4-08 @shadow-5-05 @shadow-compay-secretary @shadowcompanys-medic-beaks @valera-askblog @las-almas-border-patrol @johnprice-asks @price-askblog @ask-gaz @ask-roachsanderson

(I ADDED YOU ROACH I CANT BELIEVE I FORGOT) 😔 lmk if I forgot anyone else cause I love LOVE you guys!)

Please if you haven’t follow and like all these lovely’s! I love and aspire to be as lovely as these friends of mine! Love you al!