#Addie cod

[cod-hr-admin]

I came back to my desk from lunch to a muffin and a post-it saying “you know what to do”.

NO I DON’T???

WHICH ONE OF YOU LEFT THIS CRYPTIC SHIT ON MY DESK? AM I GONNA DIE?!?!

[cod-hr-admin]

He’s genuinely worse in the office. It’s terrifying. We get complaints.

i truly cannot stress how much of a fucking freak ghost is. he is a fucking weirdo. he is so fucking strange. mask? always on. 90% of cutscenes are happening and the man looming in the back, staring off into the middle distance. he speaks a max of, like, six words per interaction. he does not make eye contact or — worse — he makes extremely prolonged eye contact. he is a fucking freak. he is a deranged weirdo. i know we like to gas him up and make him all hot n horny but he is a fucking freak and it's time we start championing him as such

[laceyfaeryy]

retired simon riley or john price showing you their house by simply giving you a house tour by fucking you in each room??? anyone down for that

[ditzydoe444]

ugggghhh just imagine a jason todd and simon riley cross over… both at the same time

[cod-hr-admin]

Addie has had too many drinks. This is a problem, because-

“Whooo has seen my bra-?!”

Yeah. Yeah that’s why it’s a problem.

[cod-hr-admin]

Saw you were grateful that HR is on here, and I’d like to take this opportunity to confirm I was patient zero of the muffin incident.

So basically, do not be grateful that HR is here. We’re a mess.

I’ll still help you out however I can though.

I know there is a rumor about shadows getting into laced muffins and I and Beaks can confirm that no one in the company was effected. Just don't come to medical for the next 6-8 hours.

— @ask-shadow-medic-soli

Segreant Söli, hello. This information is highly concerning though I will ensure no one from the Communications Department goes to Medical. Should I be preparing to make a statement or....?

[avgdestitute]

is anyone interested in a deluded kidnapper!simon au where he loads reader onto a plane to “save” her…giving her half an ambien and hustling thru tsa lmao

[tav-asks]

AGHHHHHH

[cod-hr-admin]

So I didn't tell you this but you can always blame a higher up for using your record as a proxy for the request submission...

I'm too good to you guys.

Oh also I watered the plants in your office, you seriously need to take better care of them.

Commander Graves, Sir, um. Just letting you know the HRBP board refused your request to put… ‘Paid lady friends’ on your company card.

I hate my job.

Also if you need lady friends I’m literally right here but whatever. (That last part is a joke, I swear).

- @cod-hr-admin 💻

That's hilarious considering I have only given my card to two people recently and haven't used it myself yet...

Anyone want to fess up before Dr. Pepper privileges get revoked?

[jeanzoriley-cod]

Afternoon Jeanz, just pinging to let you know we got your suggestion in the HR inbox. Unfortunately, I don't think Debra's capable of 'screwing herself back into whatever hell-pit she crawled out of', but I fucking adore you for sending that in.

Also pinging to let you know the HR inbox isn't anonymous, and she's trying to reach you for a 'chat'.

@cod-hr-admin 💻 

Well...shite. I wish she would. An' look at tha' Cap'n said I 'ave a mission I suddenly 'ave ta go on in tha middle o' no where! Sorry Debra, no chatting righ' now!! (Gena talks: I'm fucking cackling. That is something Jeanz would totally say lol)

[overheardbyvarioustherapists]

Christoph: Lance? Am I ugly? Lance: What nonsense! I'm looking at you right now, you're the most beautiful boy in the world! Lance: Father, am I ugly? Addis: Very much.

[norel-ravenclaw]

Court of Darkness / Makai Nightmare

- Aesthetics 3/4 -

Crown Prince Lance of Ira

Professor Hawke Durand of Ira

King Addis of Ira

Crown Prince Rio of Voleri

Thoma of Voleri

King Aidan of Voleri

Crown Prince Guy of Avari

Jasper Lane of Avari

Prince Aquia of Avari

King Roc of Avari

[cod-hr-admin]

Lieutenant Riley’s got about the same amount, unfortunately this is what happens when you bend the rules with NATO. They, uh… don’t appreciate war crimes. No matter the reasoning.

*pops the tea down on his desk, takes the top half of his stack of paperwork.*

I’ll take these ones off your hands. You’re welcome.

Evening Captain, thought you could use a fresh brew seeing as you’re burning the midnight oil. Paperwork kicking your arse as well this week? ☕️

- @cod-hr-admin 💻

not just kicking my ass. i’m up to my ass in paperwork. why don’t you just pass all these along to my lieutenant? simon’s involved in most of these anyway. *hands paperwork*

[scaredyspooks]

((PSA - I have the memory of a goldfish so if I send you multiple asks without having received a response, feel free to only respond to the most recent/most interesting (if any). I don't mean to spam. Also gonna start keeping track of the asks I send lmao. - spooks))

[ditzydoe444]

anyone here a cod girly specifically a simon riley girl 😔😔