#Columnists

[clemsfilmdiary]

Runaway Bride (1999, Garry Marshall)

10/17/24

[spacemonstersmag]

Submissions are due by February 15, 2025

[quasi-normalcy]

I think that horror, probably more than any other genre, has people who just hate it as a matter of principle. Which is fine, you like what you like, but I really wish they didn't let such people review horror for media outlets.

[sixeyesonathiel]

THE HOT PINK DISPATCH

↳ “she writes good. kinda scary though.” — satoru gojo, probably

౨ৎ press badge: about me .ᐟ

— athy, nineteen. se asian, filo. hm undergrad. intp-t 5w4 sp. cat lover. perpetual overthinker. questionable tastes in fanfiction & men. professional procrastinator. thought daughter. yumejoshi.

౨ৎ beats i cover: interests & hobbies .ᐟ

— concerningly mercurial. reading n writing. music. anime n manga. tiktok brainrot n slideshows. arcane, timebomb. apothecary diaries. saiki k. glazing satoru. playing genshin, infinity nikki, hsr occasionally. might be interested in gojo satoru, not sure though.

౨ৎ newsroom log: my blog .ᐟ

— i only write for satoru gojo <3 all my works are fem reader intended. you’ll either get unhinged filth or tooth-rotting fluff—there’s no in-between. expect tooth-rooting fluff, yandere, dark content, and emotionally loaded smut because my brain is just built like that. i take requests and i also write what i love and spiral fast. i try to drop at least 20k+ worth of word count per week (sleep and academic responsibilities? never heard of them). plz don’t hesitate to ask to be moots, i don’t bite <3

i rant. i yap. i overshare. and i love every second of it.

౨ৎ find me on other channels?

ao3 , spotify , tiktok

౨ৎ hot off the press: works .ᐟ

masterlist | support my writing <3

౨ৎ editor’s picks: my personal favs .ᐟ

free throws and figure drawings , told the nerd to film it and he exported inside me instead! , the curious case of satoru gojo

౨ৎ breaking news: freshly filed .ᐟ

this love survives bad haircuts , the prayer you left unanswered 01 , in case of academic emergency, kiss me , something warm and golden , wanted: dead or wed 01

NAVI. works, love letters. toru brainrot, gojossip. asks, athy's press inquiries. columnist's secrets, writing tips. babblings, editor's notes. miscellaneous rbs, athy's side column. fic recs, hot picks off the shelf. my lovies: 🦭 anon, 🌌 anon, ⭐ anon, 🫧 anon, pasupare, 💔 anon, 🧝‍♀️ anon, 🦇 anon, 🐙anon, 💠 anon, 🎹 anon, 🍀 anon, 🍄 anon, 👓 anon, 🧍‍♀️ anon, smniia, 😼 anon, 🥝 anon, 🐢 anon <3

[averagefairy]

Is there a name for uhhh… how you spend years picturing your adult life a certain way but then by the time you’re actually grown up the world has changed so much that the adulthood you dreamt of no longer exists

[superbat-love]

Bruce Wayne harbored a secret (well, besides being Batman). When he's not playing the billionaire playboy by day, he wrote a controversial relationship column for Gotham's seediest news outlet under the pen name Matches.

His advice was a potent blend of brutal honesty and strategies for navigating Gotham's underhanded legal system. He exposed the toxicity of relationships with manipulative clowns, dismantled the tactics of two-faced partners, and offered escape routes from partners more likely to break your back than your heart.

Matches’ column went viral, even hooking the ever-optimistic Clark Kent, who found himself surprisingly drawn to the column's cynical wisdom. When his charm failed with a certain oblivious Gotham vigilante, Clark anonymously sought Matches’ expertise for a blossoming crush.

Faced with a surprisingly normal question about winning someone’s heart, Bruce felt completely out of his depth. Wholesome romantic relationships were uncharted territory for him. But he can't ignore someone genuinely seeking help. Scrambling for inspiration, Bruce delved into the dusty Victorian romance novels lining his library shelves. If it worked for generations of Waynes before him, it had to stand a chance, right?

Blissfully unaware of Matches’ true identity, Clark took Bruce's hilariously old-fashioned dating advice to heart. He serenaded Bruce from beneath his balcony, formally requested permission to court him from Alfred, and sent him poetic love letters (complete with a lock of his own hair).

Surprisingly, Bruce's terrible suggestions work. While another might be baffled by Clark's sudden eccentricities, Bruce began to understand Clark's intentions. Clark's sincerity slowly won him over.

So, Bruce penned a formal letter in acceptance of Clark's courtship, returning the gesture with a lock of his own hair sealed in a gold locket.

[caesarsaladinn]

you click play and all that comes out of the speakers is Pulse Demon

[coochiequeens]

No dude, it's not good that the husband sees his wife as a helper to get out a crisis when he does something as stupid as leave on a trip without his bank cards. The fact that his "executive function" is fine at his work yet he's bothering her at her job is extreme weoponized incompetence to the point of potentially sabotaging her career.

It reads as blatant disregard for her time because it is. He's basically makes sure she's not able to enjoy time away from him if he's blowing up her phone. He's a grown ass man with his own job and a marriage, the problem is that he's not taking steps to stop the bs.

[goawaywithjae]

Hey, it's the J-pop group ONE OR EIGHT in the Sunday Chicago Tribune.

[agentark]

Bobby learns about the supernatural and immediately starts a gossip rag

(du mor-sham inspired by this comment from @agentnatesewell 💕)

[cathalbravecog]

i usually don't post early concepts (technically this is like my third?) but i FINALLY am getting some designs down for this guy. ai bro cog. thats it. thats funny right . nobody knows how he got accepted into the company but he's there now alongside the rest of the mgrs (who all also mostly got questionably hired)

he's The Columnist! but you can call him chat! or petey. his design isn't fully decided yet but i am happy where i am at currently.

bc ppl in this fandom lowkey dont have reading comprehension: he is a joke and satire on users of generative ai - specifically online journalists/columnists and those spam articles you find on google. i do not support it myself

[lightofraye]

Jensen Sighting

jvestraa: Ending this year with a bang (last pic).

This is a Sephora. We don't know if he was alone or with family. We don't know location. This is all the IG person gave us.

[tempting-seduction]

Born on 20 February 1953 in Valparaíso, Chile, Roberto Ampuero is a Chilean author, columnist, and the former Minister of Foreign Affairs of Chile, a position he held from March 11, 2018 to June 13, 2019.

[poppingmary]

Jean Simmons, Jane Russell, Stewart Granger and gossip columnist Hedda Hopper at The Cocoanut Grove LA California - 56s

[yourdailyqueer]

Amaranta Gómez Regalado

Gender: Transgender woman / Muxe

Sexuality: N/A

DOB: born 1977

Ethnicity: Native Mexican

Occupation: Social anthropologist, activist, researcher, columnist

Note: In October 2002, a car accident fractured her left arm to such an extent that it had to be amputated.