#Condesce

[odvunir]

fake homestuck panel commissions for a friend on discord!

[bronzecats]

Not including Vriska because I forgot, but she gets loads of votes no matter the poll so, no Vriska for you!!

I'm curious to see who shall have their acts explained away and forgiven. Only twelve options so if it's someone else then you can say who.

[rudiper]

hhhhiii ohm y god

there's two versions because I can

Dove is the only beta kid there because jade is a close second but not close enough. Also I just reallyliek doev

my friend told me I was spelling disciple wrong. I KNEW THAT DOOR HAD A LOCK ON IT.

[yanyan-stuck]

something with the condesce and a tealblood reader whos a legislacerator? tyy i love your work :)

Yandere Condesce with a Legislacerator S/O

-She would still kidnap you. If you weren't a fan of your job, then that's good for you. If you were a fan of your job as a legislacerator, it does put you in a difficult position.

-If you were to attempt to fight with her on the fact that you need to keep working for some reason or another, she's simply command you to stop.

-If you don't listen, she would be a little pissed that you aren't willing to submit and obey her every command. She'd keep you locked up alone until you begged for her to come back, even if you could never look at an Alternian law again.

-If you were to drop it immediately though, she might go through a little bit of effort to get you some kind of simple task that's similar enough.

-She would not be above forming an on-ship mock courtblock. She would simply order you to work there, instead of your old courtblock in front of his honorable tyranny.

-Of course, all of the people here would already be known as guilty, but she would let you have your fun in trying to prove that they could not be innocent. However, she wouldn't let you be strictly professional, most of your trials will have to take place while she's cuddling you or holding you on her lap.

[damarassanctuary]

[S] CATHARSIS.

Happy 413 everybody!! :D I'm so excited to finally be able to share this project I've been working on and planning since almost a year ago. Catharsis, the conclusion to both Damaras' stories.

Hope you enjoy ^u^ <3

[mythsoil]

ancestors

[davekat-sucks]

From Homestuck's Patreon post of more flash previews, it seems likely that Meenah will revive every troll that was caught in the blast. However, what confuses me though is Meenah's Life powers. If it's anything like the Condesce's, Meenah could only EXTEND a person's lifespan, not restore it like what Jane could do. It's been stated by Doc Scratch himself after the Psiionic overexerted himself. So then how could Meenah revive others like Jane could? It's not like she could give all other trolls higher endurance to withstand the blast. It's also a different case when she used to steal her friends' lives before the scratch happened so they could keep existing. How would it apply to here then for all the troll soldiers (and by extension, Carapacians and Consorts that may have joined them)?

[strong-zahhak]

5/13/2015 - [A6A6I5] ====>

10 years ago today, Matchups are made. Karkat and Kanaya are held back for a special mission.

[cellautomatons]

)(IC

[odvunir]

some more fake panels for me and a friend's homestuck au rp stuff

theres too many moving parts to this plot to explain sorry. you know how it is with homestuck rp

[best-transgender-character]

Worst Homestuck Character Competition

This competition is not about "least transgender", vote for your least favorite! Canon gender is not a factor, and please don't call these characters cis.

The top four characters will proceed to the next round!

[glazebittersweet]

when i think about the trolls i keep coming across the fact that i fucking love the concept of this species!! here's so much you can come up with and you can really think deeply about the social, political, economic things about how everything developed there, but then i remember that in canon it was just doc scratch who messed everything up. In general trolls don't even have the potential to change everything because it's all lord english's plan. and all these characters, the 12 trolls... i'm just thinking about how interesting it would be to reveal more about their social interactions with this political imperialistic system and all that, but most of them were simply killed. in principle the plot there is not about the peculiarities of Alternian politics and social life. and yeah homestuck is interesting and I love it and this whole thing with sburb is also interesting and homestuck is wonderful in its authenticity. but I just really like the theme of politics more than...uknow....sburb/sgrub

I am fucking pissed off by the factor of Lord English/Caliborn/Doc Scratch in the history of trolls as a species. Condess is essentially a stupid puppet and servant. The whole alternian history is not the result of complex socio-political processes, but like "fate" that did not depend on the trolls. like I fucking love trolls and all this completely deprives them of any agency, and I hate that

That's why I decided to draw my own comic, where the troll empire is not the result of Lord English's manipulation, but the result of the actions and decisions of the trolls themselves

[vikkirosko]

Can I request Male Mindfang, Male Condesce and Male Handmaid (separately) with a female troll matesprit reader ?

When the man loves to brag a little too much or have an angry monologue, reader just shuts him up by kissing him. Reader does that without notice, even when the two are in front of everyone.

Thanks

Headcanons Shut him up

♈ Male!Handmaid ♥️ troll fem!Reader 🥢

Handmaid often visited Alternia and it was there that he met you. When you became his matesprite, you often began to communicate. He often complained to you about people who annoyed him, especially Doc Scratch. You listened to him for a long time, but when he was distracted from the original purpose of the conversation, you began to get annoyed and so that he finally stopped talking, you came up with a way for him to stop talking for at least a couple of minutes

When he once again began to tell something in a fit of emotion, forgetting about what you were talking about at the beginning, you took his face in your hands and kissed him, without even giving him a chance to say anything

Handmaid quickly realized the reason for this and began to take advantage of the fact that you kissed him when he talked too much. He started talking too much on purpose for you to kiss him. As soon as you kissed him, he would pull you towards him, continuing your kiss and taking the initiative. You didn't push him away. You knew perfectly well that he was doing it on purpose, but it didn't bother you

Handmaid understood that sooner or later he would have to leave you. He knew that Doc Scratch wouldn't let him stay with you or take you with him to keep you safe, so he intended to spend as much time with you as possible until he had to leave you forever

♏ Male!Marquise Spinneret Mindfang ♥️ troll fem!Reader 🦾

Mindfang loved to talk. He talked for a long time with both his comrades and his enemies. You were his matesprite and were constantly on his ship, which means you often heard his monologues. When you first started a relationship, you stood quietly a little to the side, not interfering with his talking, but when his long conversations began to bother you, you came up with a way to get him distracted and shut up

When his speech to the team took too long, you went up to him and, placing your palms on his cheeks, kissed him. It didn't bother you that his team members were looking at you. It bothered him even less. He pulled you closer, continuing your kiss. Mindfang wasn't bothered that you interrupted his speech. He could improvise if necessary. Your attention was much more precious to him

Even when he was talking to Dualscar, you could interfere in their conversation by distracting your matesprite again with a kiss. Mindfang was not against it, on the contrary, he used it to further anger his opponent. You didn't pay attention to the outrages that you heard out of the corner of your ear. What was more important to you was that Mindfang finally stopped talking

Mindfang was well aware that you used kisses to make him stop talking. He started doing exactly the same thing. When he started to get annoyed because you talked to someone for too long, he would come up to you, pull you to him and kiss you. You didn't care what others would think of you. You had red feelings for each other and that was enough for you

♓ Male!Condesce ♥️ troll fem!Reader 🐙

You, being Condesce's matesprite, often accompanied him. You were a frequent witness to his long monologues and at first you really calmly waited for him to finish, but your patience was quickly running out and so that he finally stopped talking, you came up with a way to silence him

Every time he started walking around the room and saying his monologue, you would approach him and before he could say anything, you would kiss him. He was taller than you, so you had to stand on your toes, but you kissed him anyway, not wanting to hear about his plans for other planets every time

Even when he was giving a speech in front of an audience, if it got too annoying for you, you intervened by kissing him. It didn't bother you that you were in plain sight. No one dared to say anything in order not to provoke the emperor's anger, and he even liked what you did when he talked too much

Condesce liked it when you kissed him, so he often started talking a lot on purpose. If someone else had tried to silence him, he would have been executed immediately, after all, he was the emperor, but he was ready to forgive you a lot. You were his matesprite and only you could make him stop talking

[hic-daily]

Todays Her Imperious Condescension Is:

Condy waiting in line for her parole check in on Earth C.

my art :)

I just rlly love to draw her in mundane settings like this. She may also be waiting in line at the DMV for her drivers license renewal. Or just waiting in line in general. She’s tired and settled down and tries to not draw too much attention she just wants to chill with her husband Sassacre on this new planet, she’s chill now guys I promise. I just love her a lot ok I want a happy ending for her too.

[kinsstuck]

Conde2ce banner wiith y2k mcbliing wiith gliitter and piink for @sleckyshake

[davekat-sucks]

thoughts on meenah x cronus and condesce x dualscar? (any quadrant)

Condesce x Dualscar is like a toxic one-sided relationship. Condesce only using Dualscar to do her dirty work, but she is open about it compared to Feferi and Eridan. Girl didn't even care for him after the Grand Highblood executed him. She probably thought he didn't seem as useful anymore after that. Cronus x Meenah is an interesting change as it could possibly be they had the better morailigence that Eridan and Feferi would have, it's just that Kankri's meddling kept enabling Cronus' bad behavior and letting Meenah continue to think her Condesce self is amazing for what she does (in controlling the planet via racist system, genocide, and more) that it makes a worse version of Eridan and Feferi's relationship.