#Constantly Interupted

[itonlyrainswhenyoucry]

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Bartender: I'm busy witch. Bartender: Dark Rum, White Rum, Vodka, lime & salt and cranberry juice for you Bard-tender: where's his spliff or bong though Bard: Bard: Bartender: Pearl Harbour ( Port & Energy Drink) Bard: Girl: Why's his beer hand empty Gangster: Driver: Someone give me a cigarillo Jester: What insult did my ears just hear? Bartender: What day is it? Bartender: It's night# Bartender: Where the fuck is my guitar Bartender: Don't upset the Drummer Bard-Tender: Poet hasn't been paid in a while Bartender: Regular: *hands driver a roll up* Dealer: You Saviour Doorman: Don't upset Trouble

[agirlofthestars]

bitches srsly be commenting “like you could do better” whenever i hate on gracie abrams like yes i ABSOLUTELY could, have and actively do

i have belted out arias while sick at 4 am better than the average gracie song

[stealchain]

i dont like zombie media :(

[dauntlessdiva]

I want to punt Pierre Poilievre into the sun

[rexhya]

Your anul writings are sooo good like i got hooked

Like imagine anuls dad saying he found a wife for him and reader starts distancing herself because the potential wife heard about how obsessed he was with reader and threatened reader that if she listened or obeyed him she would have her father kill them

yandere!prince who is livid at his father, who wants to kill the woman who's supposedly going to be his wife. ( as if )

Anul doesn't even bother trying to pretend to like her, he continues as usual. What he doesn't know is how this wretched woman has been treating you.

You're sewing together fabrics of Anuls clothing, ever since he'd learned you know how to tailor clothes he's been insistent that no one else but you touch them, a button on one of his shirts had broken.

You of course noticed the woman approaching you, her luxurious gown could be seen swaying from miles away.

"You, maid girl." the woman sneered.

You turned upwards to where she was standing, her chest puffed out proudly. "Yes?" you gulped, she was obviously a noble, though one you didn't recognize.

"Stay away from The Prince , and I mean it. I know you think he loves you, but's he just using you. He'll understand you're nothing but a bug on the wall once he meets me." she flipped her hair waiting for answer.

"Okay." you mumbled looking down, this wasn't worth your trouble.

But the woman wasn't done, "Dont get cocky, do you know who my father is?"

You pricked your fingers while sewing, "I'm not—"

"That's right, you're not anything, stay away from him or i'll tell my father what you've done, and trust me you won't like that." she didnt wait for an andwer as she stalked away, leaving you and your bloody pointer alone.

It wasnt long after this interaction that you began avoiding Anul, excuse after excuse eventually led hardly any interaction at all, and it wasn't like you didn't enjoy seeing the prince from time to time, its was simply for your own safety.

The woman had been watching you like a hawk, ready to catch you near him so she could punish you, or even worse, kill you. You didnt take any chances and went to great efforts to stay away from him, seeing as he was constantly looking for you on a daily basis this turned out to be quite dificult however you'd made things work.

Untill they weren't of course.

Anul was deeply upset, you were so slippery these days, everytime he wanted to see you there seemed to be something of great importance interupting his much needed quality time. You hadn't slept in his chambers in over a week! This needed to stop, and it needed to stop now.

A week and 3 days, and 4 hours since you'd been avoiding him Anul decides he's had enough. He knows everything about your routine, he decides to set a trap. A maid girl leaves a letter in your locker to head up to the head of the maids office, your terrible nervous of course, because of Anul you hadnt been exactly the most present untill this past week, you hoped you wernet being fired.

That wasn't the case at all, "[Name], so you really are alive!" you don't have time to answer before Anul swoops you off your feet and into the air, twirling you around in a way that delightfully makes you squeeze onto him.

He sets you down gracefully and you peer up at him, " My prince, what are you doing here?" you try to pull away but he has his arms locked on your waist an deliriously lovesick expression on his face.

"I missed you my love," he sighs burrying his nose into your neck, breathing in your scent.

You warm, it was weird feeling the sheer power of Anuls body after being away for so long.

"But what are you doing here! I thought i was in trouble, Ms. Jalei, she—"

Anul suddenly pulled away, a cold and angry look on his face, "We'll that's because you are, you''ve been avoiding and ignoring me [Name], you should tell me why." despite the coldness in his voice he sounded awfully hurt. Had being away from you really hurt that bad?

"I havent been—" you tried.

"Dont, I'm not in the mood." he stared, and you began to crumble, his gaze felt like starting into a void of pitch black smoke.

"I–" you voice clogged, when you thought about the woman. "Well, it's just that there was this noble. I don't know her name—"

"She threatened you?" he narrowed his eyes.

You nodded, it was an obvious conclusion to come to. Anul knew of his admirers, he simply didn't care for them. Then Anul did something unexpected, he sighed in relief. "Oh thank god, I thought you didn't like me anymore. You would never abandon me, how silly of me."

You didn't say anything to this, letting Anul rub his nose into your neck, he hadnt said it aloud but he'd been misreable without you, running on 4 hours of sleep because he couldn't fall asleep right away, accidentally cutting of this knight boy he'd sparred with, and not to mention the drinking, god, it got so bad his father almost gave in and demanded you back to him. His moaning and wailing kept the entire palace up.

"Well, that solves everything then," he smile was as wide as you'd ever seen if before. "Don't ever do something like that again, okay? Tonight you sleep with me."

You nodded again, you should've expected this, Anul wasn't one to give up to easily. He finally pulled back and away to peer at your face, a hand coming up to stroke your cheek. "You're so quiet, she didn't already touch you did she?"

You shook your head no again. Anul frowned. "Use your words."

"No"

He grins, "Good girl. My precious darling, It's been so long since we've last seen each other, I feel obligated to a kiss."

You blink rapidly, struggling to keep eye contact with the violet haired man, he loved it when you were flustered like this, "Well?" he whispered and softly your your lips open with a thumb, open-mouthed sucking on your tounge, you shivered, trying to ignore the prodding feeling between Anul's legs. He was just as flustered as you when he was done, crimson red coating his face.

"God, I can't believe I went a week without that, you're to never be away from me again you hear me? And don't worry about that woman, she'll be disposed of if it's the last thing I do."

[giddyfatherchris]

📝 skz reaction - you fall asleep on their laps

pairing. ot8!skz x gn!reader (individually)

type. fluff fluff fluffff

warnings. gender neutral reader, curse words (thats how i show my enthusiasm okay)

a/n. as someone who falls asleep anywhere and loves to sleep with people around me, i need to have a nap on each of them thank you.

a/n 2. yes the members order is reversed… thats just how inspiration struck and i couldn’t be bothered to change it SUE ME🫥

(pictures are not mine. credit to the owner!)

(divider credit!)

jeongin ⊹ ࣪ ˖ he would maybe be a lil annoyed at first thinking you're not moving because you want to annoy him. until he realizes that no no you're just extenuated and literally fell asleep on him which would suprise him sooo much. poor baby wouldn't know what to do with himself. he probably woudn't dare to move and would be tensed as all hell. although, slowly, he'd relax and grow into it. once he gets over his fear of waking you up he'd be so so smitten with you, cooing at how adorable you are, to the point where that actually woke you up

seungmin ⊹ ࣪ ˖ he would def be annoyed, going as far as trying to make you move away or scold you to go to bed. it's not that he doesn't like it, but he's uncomfortable and can’t understand why you’d want to cuddle him. once he asked why you didn't sleep somewhere else and you explained there was something about him that made you feel safe and at peace, that annoyance and awkwardness *poof* disappeared. he would let you sleep with your head comfortably laying on his lap while he practices a few songs and hums you to sleep aka best thing EVER. once you're fast asleep he would ask for someone to bring you a blanket and proceed to give a death stare to anyone who might make too much noise (euhm euhm binnie).

felix ⊹ ࣪ ˖ when you pouted and asked him to sleep on his lap he didn't even think before answering yes. being very comfortable with physical touch, our lil aussie boy would not mind at all. except he would not be prepared for how ADORABLE you look when you sleep. he would definitely take a thousand pictures of you (which he keeps in a special album in his phone). he would love to play in your hair or lightly massage your shoulders. and after that first time, whenever he sees you yawn a little too much he'd motion for you to lay on his lap. he is not ashamed to say one of his favorite thing to do is gaming while you're dozing off on his lap.

han ⊹ ࣪ ˖ first time it happened he was soooo scared to wake you up and wouldn't move at all. but that stopped very quick lmao, he would love when you fall asleep on him, even though he's not the best for it because he keeps moving and wiggling around. loves loves loves skinship, so he would constantly play with your hair, your clothes or poke your cheeks while you're trying to fall asleep. the only way to make this really work for both of you would be for him to watch his favorites animes while you're sleeping with your head on his shoulder.

hyunjin ⊹ ࣪ ˖ he says he's not a fan of physical touch, but that does not apply to the ppl he's close with. including you. when you fall alseep on his lap he's an absolute cuddle master. he would put his sweater on you when you shiver and coo whenever you make a little grumbling noise. he'd love to draw little sketches of you while you're asleep or take pictures, which most likely wake you up and make you move away and makes him whine like a baby. he's honestly kind of annoying to fall asleep on, but whenever you'd move away he would for sure bring you back on his lap with a promise to stop bothering you this time.

changbin ⊹ ࣪ ˖ despite the fact that he has the attention span of a squirrel and that he's one loud motherfucker, whenever you fall alseep on his lap he turns into a statue. this man will not move or say a thing. he'd love how innocent and relaxed you look when you're sleeping and would be ready to annihilate anyone who may interupt that. the boys would definitely try to taunt him with food to get him to move but he'd categorically refuse to bother your peaceful naps. when they inevitably bring that fact to your attention he'd become all shy and he mumble about how it's not his fault you look so precious when you sleep.

minho ⊹ ࣪ ˖ mister minho would act annoyed for half a second before he pulls you closer and play mindlessly with strands of your hair. there is legit no space between the two of you and that's how he likes it okay >:( he would give dirty looks to the boys whenever they tried taunting him about how soft he is with you. most of the time he falls alseep too, his hands resting on your hips while the boys take pictures of the pair of you. when they show them to you guys afterwards he says nothing but has a small shy smile and you can bet your ass he will have one of those pictures as his background.

bangchan ⊹ ࣪ ˖ he would fucking love when you fall asleep on his lap. it's no secret channie is one caring little fucker and he loves to care for/protect the people he loves. the first time you would settle your head on his lap to relax he'd try to play it cool as if it was no big deal, but when he'd realize you actually fell asleep his heart would be seconds away from fricking exploding. you'd look so cute and cozy and keep wiggling to be closer to him. it would definitly make his lil soft heart flutter and he would make funny faces, incapable of containing the effect you have on him (which the boys love to make fun of him for). after the first time, he'd declare himself your official nap spot and it would not be negotiable or else he’d pout and whine until you finally come to him.

[luceafarul-de-dimineata]

You know what, yandere Lucifer being a horrified medical professional at MC's condition. Very little NSFW but still enough to make me put a below the cut just in case

Yandere Lucifer brainrot (NSFWish)

Lucifer was called to look after the sick Solomon decendent

While he didn't exactly appreciate being interupted from his pleasant chat with Gamigin, if it was for you he could make an exception.

The voice on the phone talked some nonsense about a Christmas cold, but it was common for the less than enlightened in the field of medicine to make up strange names for already known deseases

He got up and brought Marbas along just to be sure, but what he found was simply pitiful

You were on the bed, exhausted, shivering, simply pathetic... I mean, more than usual...

Lucifer stared with pity and concern... yet he has had to deal with much worse. What really shocked him was one he did some questioning to the kings and they admited they knew the cure to your issue yet refused to administer it to you.

Under Lucifer's terrifying glare, the other kings' pride disipated as fast as it formed. The fallen angel only whispered and the crowd left the room.

He was aware of the other devils' incompetance, but this was something else. Were they that wrapped up in their grandious fantasies of fairytale romance that they didn't realise just how much pain they were forcing onto you?

While the others, under Lucifer's command, ran to get that cure, he had a patient to take care of him.

You were barely awake, fever overtaking your fragile, useless body, Lucifer gently pet your head, stroking your hair gently. The same pity he felt for Gamigin so many years ago, he started getting overcomed by once more.

"Child of Adam... stay with me. You shall not suffer in my pressence. Rest well for I am here to help you. Shh..."

His voice lulls you into a relaxing rest. You don't even have any other unholy thoughts your head empty, only rest in your mind.

You awaken to the feeling of a syringe being injected into you with surgical precission, the liquid inside calming your feverish impulses.

Before you could make sense of your situation, Lucifer was holding you like a baby and petting your back, humming a sweet song.

He sits down, placing you on his lap, licking the fresh tears from your cheeks, leaving butterfly kisses wherever he dragged his tongue. He felt particularly loving right now, your tears... those damn tears...

Salty tears dragging down your face, leaving wet trails for him to follow up to your shiny eyes. Even when at your filthiest, those tears cleaned the dirt and purified your soul, showing Lucifer what he always loved most, your innocence. You were but a newborn in his ancient eyes, a new born that was clearly being handled poorly by the six kings.

You were so weak! And the kings clearly didn't have your better interest at mind. He decided that the only thing he can do is take you under his wing and protect you from the dangers outside.

Maybe you would try to escape his grasp, maybe you'll just accept your fate, it doesn't really matter what you want, Lucifer can rewrite the laws of nature, your will is no match for his devine powers

He would constantly do check-ups on you, make sure that your body functioned properly, though you're starting to question some of his methods.

Sure, him holding you by the throat while you sit on his lap, your back to his chest, is totally to check your pulse and nothing else

The ways he orders you to bend are just to test your flexibility, his gropping is to check your skin for lumps, he only makes you cockwarm him so he can get a proper feel of your internal temperature, the tears that cascade down your visage are just a plus in his books, your way of thanking him for the care

Don't you dare complain about him. You remeber getting sick? How all the other kings so selfishly witheld the medicine from you in your time of need. You don't want that again, do you?

In all honestly, he is the best doctor ever, so at least you get free unlimited health care

[magewritesstories]

[ SPENCER REID ] THAT'S A YOU PROBLEM

cw. headcanons for (unit chief) spencer dealing with a gen z reader (there will be a complete fic on this once i find the time!!) tw. mentions of rape, sa, murder, etc

he's so confused all the time

this man knows practically nothing about pop-culture so he's very confused a lot of the time

on a regular basis he sighs and pinches the bridge of his nose because of the unhinged things you say to UnSubs during interogation - "Sorry, man, the fact that your father was a deadbeat sounds kinda like a you problem." - "So, what? You did it for the plot?"

(he lowkey kinda loves it tho, bc it reminds him of gideon iykyk)

but aside from that he's also just perpetually confused when talking to you like what did you mean he has 'rizz'? (no one tell him)

one time you called something your 'roman empire' and he went on a 10 minute rant about the roman empire before you told him what you actually meant - he thought it was embarrising - you thought it was cute and would've let him talk abt it for a lot longer if rossi hadn't interupted

whenever the motive for a murder is religious you refuse to call god anything but she (he's giving up on trying to correct you)

the first few times you answered a statement with slay he was mildly concerned

you constantly quote movies and the team finds it very entertaining, bc what do you mean SPENCER REID doesn't know the origin of a quote - when an unsub blamed his killing spree on his absent father your response was "cool motive, still murder" and another time with "that's rough buddy" (spencer asked garcia why everyone thought that was so funny once they were back in quantico)

yes, he did listen to you rant about the kendrick v drake beef for a full 20 minutes without complaining - when penelope teased him abt it he said he was just returning the favour cause you always listen to him

he's sat beside you and watched you watch mike's mic appropriately unhinged recaps on plane rides (he was INVESTED)

the things you say "same" to concern him

that's it for now, i hope you liked it

[dontmakemechooseanli]

Zayne is so hopelessly infatuated with you it is almost pathetic. He knows it but he will keep that secret to himself. 

Or at least that is what he is trying to do. But when he sees you breathlessly running down the steps- slightly off kilter in high heels breathtaking in a red dress, your lips slightly stained with the red wine that had splashed over the balcony moments before- it becomes hard to deny. It would be a lie to say that his heart didn’t skip a few beats to see you look at him for an excuse to leave- to see you so openly express that you would rather spend your rare day off in his presence than in your friends. 

Who can blame him for secreting you away to a quiet park he knew- sure his initial destination was a quick stop at a cafe before locking himself and his research in his office. He would be a stupid man to leave a pretty woman alone, especially when he had taken up the habit of calling you “his” when referring to you in his head (he had slipped up and called you his hunter in front of Greyson and Yvonne last Tuesday after your visit to the hospital and he had not gone one day without a teasing remark about it). He did not want to possess you, no, but in his mind there was no way to show just how ardent the feelings about and for you were.

He was so captured by you that he nearly died when your pure energy overshone even his want to spend a rare quiet afternoon with no interuptions. Like a puppy, you commented and pointed out every small creature you saw, told him about the witches that lived in the forest and how you wondered about them. Your energy encapsulated and ensnared him completely.

He would indulge every small fantasy of yours- so to walk through the forest with you, to listen to your happy giggles, to carry you across fencing and mud puddles- well that was easiest thing he had ever done.

So when you tease him- playfully pretending to flirt with him as a witch stuck in the forest trying to convince a human to free her from her prison?

Well- it was easy to be honest at that moment. To say what he meant. Hearing you say that you must be hard to love, hard to be around? Well, he had to nip that in the bud.

He needed your sunlight to guide him, to shine on him endlessly. He relied on it now-

In the quiet secret place away from the eyes he constantly felt on him he let himself feel. He was so helplessly infatuated with you.

So leaning in and capturing your lips in a sweet kiss he had dreamed of at some many points through out his life? The birds chirped, his heart raced and you smile.

He tastes sunshine and he's a man dependent on this sunshine girl for the rest of his days.

He's hopelessly infatuated with you: suddenly you and everyone else (in this galaxy and all the others) knowing isn't nearly as scary as it should be.

a/n: they kiss in secret fairytale and in my hc its their first kiss and you can't convince me otherwise. That man is besotted in the Jane Austen way- I can't help but pull out my overly flowery prose when I write about the sort of love I imagine Zayne has for MC.

[seraphshifts]

dr pets. I also have two dogs from my CR (my little babies) and four cats from my CR (strays I attempted to rescue)

dr dog.

⌯ִ ּ name ଓ Avalanche

⌯ִ ּ age ଓ 2 years

⌯ִ ּ birthday ଓ November 28th

⌯ִ ּ breed ଓ Yukatian Laika

⌯ִ ּ tricks ଓ Sit, lie down, come, stay, get down, drop it, speak, shake hand, roll over, fetch, alert and response to fainting, alert and response to low blood sugar, alert to low blood oxygen, medication retrieval, water retrieval, deep pressure therapy, paws up to help put on gear, food refusal, medication reminder, harmful behavior interuption, elevate legs, find exit, emotional support, grounding

⌯ִ ּ extra ଓ She is my service dog. She is very protective of me even when off the job.

dr dog.

⌯ִ ּ name ଓ Indiana

⌯ִ ּ age ଓ 3 years

⌯ִ ּ birthday ଓ March 18th

⌯ִ ּ breed ଓ Australian Shepherd

⌯ִ ּ tricks ଓ Sit, lie down, come, stay, get down, drop it, speak, shake hand, roll over

⌯ִ ּ extra ଓ She is a very goofy dog. She loves to run around in the yard all day, whether sun or snow or rain.

dr dog.

⌯ִ ּ name ଓ Bliss

⌯ִ ּ age ଓ 4 years

⌯ִ ּ birthday ଓ October 31st

⌯ִ ּ breed ଓ Shiloh Shepherd

⌯ִ ּ tricks ଓ Sit, lie down, come, stay, get down, drop it, speak, shake hand, roll over

⌯ִ ּ extra ଓ She is a little gremlin. She is extremely protective over me.

dr dog.

⌯ִ ּ name ଓ Zoomie

⌯ִ ּ age ଓ 7 years

⌯ִ ּ birthday ଓ February 26th

⌯ִ ּ breed ଓ Greyhound

⌯ִ ּ tricks ଓ Sit, lie down, come, stay, get down, drop it, speak, shake hand, roll over

⌯ִ ּ extra ଓ We call her zoomie for obvious reasons. She was an ex-racing dog that we rescued.

dr bunny.

⌯ִ ּ name ଓ Paisley Mae

⌯ִ ּ age ଓ 1 year

⌯ִ ּ birthday ଓ April 6th

⌯ִ ּ breed ଓ Holland Lop

⌯ִ ּ extra ଓ She is very curious. She is extremely photogenic.

dr bunny.

⌯ִ ּ name ଓ Gracie Rae

⌯ִ ּ age ଓ 1 year

⌯ִ ּ birthday ଓ April 19th

⌯ִ ּ breed ଓ Holland Lop

⌯ִ ּ extra ଓ She's a silly bun. Her tongue is constantly out. She loves eating.

dr bunny.

⌯ִ ּ name ଓ Dandy Grace

⌯ִ ּ age ଓ 1 year

⌯ִ ּ birthday ଓ April 25th

⌯ִ ּ breed ଓ Holland Lop

⌯ִ ּ extra ଓ Super judgemental. Always angry about something.

[anoant-haikyuu-dump]

Nekoma 2nd years in their 3rd year braindump

Captain - Fukunaga

Vice Captain - Tora

Despite his quiet nature Fukunaga gets chosen as captain and he's suprisingly good. He has a way of leading without saying much, he just stares at people and they somehow understand what he means. Besides that he's the best option by default, Tora's too quick-to-anger and Kenma would never take a job with that much responsibility. If either of them was in charge they'd fight constantly since Tora would run that shit like the millitary while Kenma would try way too little. Fukunaga's the perfect balance— he's respected by both his third-year peers, keeps the energy fun with his jokes (but still knows when to take things seriously), gets super into the game, and isn't afraid to douse troublemakers with a bucket of water. He also brings snacks.

As vice captain Tora's essentially Fukunaga's personal megaphone. He does 90% of the yelling, scolds first-years who interupt the coach, and is the go-to-guy for gathering up the team for huddles. Initially some of the new players doubt Fukunaga's captain skills and although Fukunaga himself isn't bothered Tora gets super defensive of him. A lot of shouting about respecting your upperclassmen and whatnot. He also has the tendency to rile himself up (the other teams like to provoke him) but Fukunaga knows how to keep him in check

Tora and Fukunaga insist that Kenma is “Honorary Captain” and convince the new members to call him that. Kenma hates it. He tried to stop them but by the first week it had already stuck. Despite his distaste towards the nickname Kenma's a cornerstone of Nekoma's leadership, he's the brain after all! He's still the strategic mastermind of the team and first-years often go to him for advice (much to his dismay). He doesn't love being relied on by so many people but he tries his best for Kuroo's sake (who he calls to rant to at least 4 times a week).

Fukunaga asked Kuroo to teach him the “We are blood” chant so he could continue the tradition, but the first time he tried it in an actual game he burst out laughing before getting through a single line. Then Tora—being way too intense as always—started yelling at him to do it right, which only made him laugh harder. In the end Kenma put aside his embarrasement and did the damn chant, just to get it over with. Tora and Fukunaga were so proud that they tried to hug him right there in the middle of the court. The whole thing was a mess.

On his last day as captain the first-years dump a bucket of water over Fukunaga's head. Karma at last.

[realcube]

kunikida + work stress

things at the ada have been heating up, from what you've heard. your boyfriend speaks little of his work, but it doesn't take a psychoanalytical genius to figure out by the way he grinds his teeth constantly and the perpetual look of discomfort on his face that he might be stressed.

and unless it was your relationship that was straining him — which it's not because you're an angel — the only other viable option is his work.

he doesn't like to divulge information about his job too much so whenever you ask him about the issues going on, in hopes that talking about it might alleviate his worries, he finds a way to skirt around the details and essentially tell you nothing.

not bothering to pry any longer, you give it a rest and leave him to sort it out on his own like he usually does. however, you realise that his stress may be a cause for concern, when you begin to smell burning in your bedroom on a tuesday night.

having not lit any candles, naturally you were worried. though you were instantly relieved when you noticed your bedroom window was open, and the source of the scent was definitely coming from outside.

promptly, you shut the window to prevent the smell from infecting your room, then rush downstairs to inspect it further. without searching for long, you find the back door is ajar and through the slit you can see outside, and there is a figure looming by the wall which you immediately recognise as your boyfriend, kunikida.

however, it was what he was doing that came as a shock.

you watch as he brings a cigarette up to his lips, and takes an extended draw; huffing out the smoke in a deep, jaded sigh, allowing it to sink into the crisp night air. the lit tip glowed a fiery orange, which reflected in his glasses as he stared down at it. cigarette held between his two fingers, one arms was crossed over his chest and the other held it to his mouth, then lazily dropped back to his side as he exhaled.

as a grown man, he could do what he wants so it wasn't nessecarily off-putting to see him smoke — especially not when he does it in such an alluring manner — but it simply surprised you since you've never seen him do it before, nor has he ever mentioned it.

you pad over to the door and poke your head out, "are you okay?" you ask, quietly.

when he fully registers your presense, he is quick to try and hide his cigarette by throwing it on the ground and stomping on it, then crossing his arms over his chest and awkwardly looking up at the sky as though he was just admiring the moon all along. "oh, yes, dear." he stammered, trying to create the most believable pose, but they were all rigid, "i just needed some fresh air."

"you know i saw you, right?" you giggle, while he sighs from defeat.

"(y/n), i'm so sorry. the pressure from the ada has been severe so i—"

you hastily interupt him before he commences a long-winded, solemn apology, "you don't need to be sorry. do what you like. i'm not your mother, or your doctor."

eyebrows furrowed together, he nods.

"but i do feel a bit bad," since he didn't have anything to add, you continue, "that you'd rather stand out here in the dark with a cigarette than talk to me about your work stress. but whatever helps, i suppose."

his breath hitches, and all he's able to do is offer you a weak smile, "may i do both?"

you reciprocate, and with a small shrug, you whisper, "sure."

[a-loverspoetry]

Book Thranduil and elves in a nutshell (more or less):

————- Mirkwood

Mirkwood: *party noises* Utz utz Utz

Thranduil: sooo since is autumn I’m wearing this really pretty crown with yellow leaves and berries and—

Elves: My King! These dwarfs interupted our party three times already!

Thranduil: oh Common... - What are you doing here?

Thorin: starving in the woods.

Thranduil: you gonna tell me what you will to do next?

Thorin: no? F*ck you..

Thranduil: okay.. will wait for an answer then. In the dungeon with you!! Also here some food and drinks

————- some weeks later, Thorin and gang escape

Mirkwood: *party noises and drunk elves* Utz utz Utz

Elves: *singing some songs* those barrels are kinda heavy...well as long we have enough wine for the king

————- 2 days or so later (Smaug’s dead), marching to the lonely mountain

Thranduil: the birds and trees are talking to meeeee. Smaugs dead, people. Let’s bounce and get some jeeeeeewels. Also bad vibes about Thorin.. is it winter? I think I need my winter crown

Bard: yo heard you were actually kind and good people..? Can you help getting us some food?

Thranduil: okay.. we’ll take the long route and help

————- lonely mountain

Elves: *party noises* Utz Utz Utz

Bard: yo give us some gold!

Thorin: no! F*ck off!

Bilbo: okay Ill take that arkenstone and bounce

————- elven and human camp

Bilbo: *gets some elvish armour from the elves* here the arkenstone!

Thranduil: oh pretty Stone!!! you earned yourself that armour more then some elf prince. Even though he would look better in it

Bilbo: thanks?

Bard: WE WILL MARCH AT DAWN

————- war Part 1 - no Deal

Bard: they don’t want to make a deal! F*ck them!

Thorin: yeah let’s fight!!

Thranduil: children children.. it’s just gold. We don’t have to kill each other for that..

…

Elves: my king! The dwarfs keep attacking us! Do we defend????

————- war Part 2 - the orcs are coming, the moment the elves see them

Thranduil: excuse me?? Do my elven eyes see FILTHY. DISGUSTING. HATEFUL. orcs?? Unacceptable!! *stabbing noises*

————- war Part 3 - at Thorins Grave

Thranduil: here is your sword. Bye

————- going home with Gandalf and Bilbo

Elves: *party noises* Utz Utz Utz

Bilbo: soo here is a pretty necklace

Thranduil: for what?

Bilbo: I stole lots of wine and bread from you while the dwarfs were in jail

Thranduil: oh cool! Thanks Bilbo the great! But dare you to steal again from me... Bye Gandalf come visit us sometime!

Mirkwood: *party noises* Utz utz Utz

————-

Party King Thranduil out here, having a feast with his buds and being constantly interrupted. Just let this man talk to his trees and wear some pretty jewels!

[classiqals]

for a dead man, comfort never came easily - nor did it come to be taken for granted, which maceon certainly did not do when it came to his favorite cousin. without aurora's help; he may have died in the streets alone, a nameless forgotten prince no more. lingering about the outdoor gardens where the breakfast was held, ducking familiarity, it was a pleasant surprise to be met with a face he could enjoy - and as himself, even. a smile broke over leathered, tired features and maceon reached for it readily. it was true - he was quite hungry, having smelled every tasty morsel from afar.

" thank you, " maceon nodded, eyes lingering on her as he chewed, waiting to properly swallow and remembering, just in time, to mind his manners. " without a navigator contract, i haven't quite gotten to eat like a king as i should. " it was a gentle tease, quickly tossed her way before another bite was taken, and he gave a long, satisfied sigh. looking to the sky, maceon considered his words; but in truth, he would trust aurora with his life. he had already, hadn't he? " i cannot hide forever. soon, everyone will know i am here, i am alive... i will protect you the best of my ability, i shall not reveal it was you who helped me. "

° • — closed starter for maceon ( @classiqals ) ° • — during the grand breakfast, outside

her eyes glanced around the room, looking for familiar faces — that seemed to always be what she was doing. however, it didn't take long before aurora decided the room was stuffy and quite frankly, far too crowded with people trying to enjoy their breakfast. it wasn't worth searching the crowd for someone to talk to. the princess grabbed a plate with some fruit, some cheese and a hearty slice of bread before slipping outside to a quieter, more . . . well, breathable area.

aurora's shoulders relaxed and for a moment, she felt at peace while walking down a path, munching on the fruit in her hands. it was simple. calm. everything she wanted. a sigh passed her lips, realizing perhaps it wasn't ever meant to be hers. on her walk, the princess's eyes landed on an individual sat underneath a tree. she recognized the silhouette, and without any hesitation — the princess sat beside her cousin.

she offered the plate out to him. " eat, " she told him, hardly asking. " i'm sure it's better then the food you're finding for yourself. "

[microwaving-tesilid-argente]

tesilette high school AU

Tesilid is some kind of unicorn student athlete who's good at both sports and academics. He's on the school team and at the top of the class

jk he's 2nd in class. Ailette is first.

Ailette starts off 1st year very smart but extremely unathletic. In their first sports day/festival/cultural equivalent, she and Tesilid are put together in a team. Ailette came up with the strategy and Tesilid provided the muscle for it to work (ie. for her to execute the finishing move). They win, but Ailette is embarrassed about how much she was struggling to keep up, so she tries to get fitter.

By their final year, Ailette's one of the scariest people to go up against in sports classes.

Tesilid watches her progress with warm eyes. He was already smitten from year 1. He just likes seeing her flourish and girlboss and be on top of her game.

(Hestio and Ephael might be on said team too in the 1st year, but they got disqualified/out about 3/4 through.)

Tesilid gets constantly taken advantage of by his classmates (asking for notes/homework/free lunch) and teachers (getting him to do their extracurricular admin work for them). Ailette whacks them for it. She gets a reputation for being his overprotective girlfriend ("It's not like that!!") (Tesilid, internally: it's not...? 🥺😞)

I haven't figured out Ailette's reason for avoiding dating yet but for Tesilid it's because he and the other 2 are being raised in an orphanage that is. very strict about religion. It's helpful for warding off Tesilid's admirers, at least. After the first time a very determined fan introduced themselves to his guardian, no one else tries to confess to Tesilid.

Home economics class... Ailette's homecooked food on the level of Gordon Ramsey... Tesilid's terrible tasteless food that he made with full concentration and furrowed brows and the equipment probably also breaks on him simply because he's unlucky like that.

Hestio and Ephael are free live entertainment in class.

Hestio and Ephael wingmanning Tesilid

In their 2nd year, Hestio and Ephael are in the neighbouring class. Tesilette's class constantly gets interupted by loud screams and shrieks of laughter and scolding from the next room.

Tesilette tutor them hard so they all get into the same class in their 3rd year. (Assuming classes are assigned based on test scores.) Hesphael have no idea why they're here in the same room as the other two on consecutive weekends. Can't you two have a study date by yourselves?????

Ailette is extremely serious about getting Hestio and Ephael into the same class as them because they're one of the few people she would trust as group members. Everyone else keeps freeloading off Tesilid !!!!!! Like yes Hestio and Ephael don't produce as much quality work as Tesilette themselves, but at least they care about Tesilid being treated fairly and with dignity! At least they'll make the effort and treat him as an equal and not as exploitable resource!

"Why would we join group projects with you!!!! The study sessions were enough!!!!!"

"Whenever we have home ecs class, I'll give you a portion of my food."

"😌 Deal. 🤝"

Ailette voice: tesilid why do you look upset. (Tesilid wants to eat her food too)

(Ailette always gives Tesilid a portion anyway, without him asking, because in her opinion he's too skinny.)

They graduate and then they get married and then they break Tesilid free of the shackles of his terrible guardians and birth religion (and get Hestio & Ephael out of there too while they're at it) and Tesilid is adopted into the Rodelines and then they get married again and then they lived happily ever after. The end.

[godlizzza]

PLEASE more trans danbert smut…… trans dan has such a special place in my heart, I read your last fic of them constantly. Please more, anything,please

"Fuck," Dan hissed between his teeth, biting down on his knuckles. "Ah- Herbert. That's so-"

The euphoric high Dan had been riding was abruptly cut off at the knees when Herbert poked his head up from between Dan's legs and flatly said, "Dan. Could you stop talking so much? I'm trying to concentrate here."

Dan tipped his head up from where he'd been happily resting against the sheets to stare down at Herbert, who stared mulishly right back at him. With Herbert crouched down on the floor at the foot of the bed and Dan's legs hooked over his shoulders, they'd been having quite a pleasant afternoon. It was always the case when Herbert quit his constant bickering and put his mouth to good use, like he'd been doing up until this little interuption.

It took Dan a moment to process what he'd said through the cloudy soup of lust that had been fogging up his brain. When he did, he blinked a few times before irritation jabbed him in the ribs and he frowned down at Herbert.

"Oh, I'm sorry," he snapped. "Am I enjoying myself too much?"

"If you could enjoy yourself a little more quietly," Herbert muttered, "that would be greatly appreciated. This is no easy task, you know."

Dan, who had eaten plenty of pussy over the course of his life, scoffed. "Sorry, didn't mean to break your concentration."

"It's fine," Herbert replied, entirely missing Dan's sarcastic tone. His glasses were off, his bare face pleasant and pretty, like a cougar with its claws retracted. He lowered his head again, drumming his fingers against Dan's hairy thighs, and said, "Let's just keep the commentary to ourselves, shall we?"

Dan was tempted to bite back another retort but then Herbert was running his thumb along the seam of his folds and he sunk his teeth into his lower lip instead. He pushed his fingers into Herbert's hair, scraping his nails against his scalp as he felt the heat of Herbert's tongue. Dan managed to swallow the words of praise he wanted to heap on Herbert's head for the great head, but he settled for moaning at the ceiling instead.

"Mm," Dan hummed, rolling his hips against Herbert's face, seeking more of that wet, silky pleasure.

Herbert responded by swirling his tongue around Dan's t-dick, sending a tingle of pleasure bolting up Dan's spine.

"Fuck," he hissed under his breath, pulling one hand from Herbert's head to bite down on his knuckle.

Holding back became even more difficult when Herbert dipped lower, replacing his tongue with fingers so he could lap at Dan's dripping entrance. Dan's legs, quivering at his mounting desire, squeezed around Herbert's ears, his heels pressing into Herbert's back in a desperate attempt to pull him closer. His back arched, lifting off the mattress as Herbert continued to lick and rub, working him with mouth and hand, building Dan up to a sweet crest of crackling lust.

Dan came with a breathy, "S-Shit," his grip on Herbert's hair squeezing tight as his orgasm wracked through him. Pleasure pulsed through him, the nerves between his legs throbbing with it as Herbert pulled away, gently unfurling Dan's legs from where they were wrapped around his head. Dan flopped back on the mattress as Herbert crawled onto the bed, wiping his mouth against the back of his hand. Dan couldn't find it in him to be offended, not when he was laying there, spent and panting at the roof.

"You're welcome," Herbert said as he laid down on his side next to Dan, who huffed out a laugh.

"Thank you," he said with a roll of his eyes. He turned over onto his side, raking his eyes down Herbert's body. He was dressed only in a white undershirt and his briefs, which were sporting a sizeable tent. Dan's lips curled up at the corners as he snaked a hand down Herbert's stomach to his waistband. "How 'bout letting me return the favour?"

Herbert's eyes widened a fraction, darting down to follow Dan's fingers dancing around his navel. He swallowed, his throat bobbing, before he shrugged.

"If you want to," he sniffed, glancing away.

Dan just laughed and pushed Herbert onto his back.