#Coomer.txt

[y2kig-experience]

Hi! Can I know where is G̵̶̢̮ö̴̸̡̧̢͓̣r̥̗͇͂̈́̈́d̷̶̵̡̻õ̻̎̎͡ṋ̴̸̶̸̘̯̜̞̗̰̤̜͐ͭ̀͛ͣ̔̿̽̊̀͋́̐͘ and Ḇę̶̼̻_͍̫̳̬͇̯̓́͛̀͋͋̿̈ͬ͞͝n̵͈̥̖r̴̴̡͕̘̫ȩ͈͈́ỳ̵̨̧̯̗͚͍ͦ̈́́͌ͫͭ͋ͨ̚͞͝ͅ?̶͖̙̜͉͊͑ͫ_̫̘̪̪̣̺̭́̑͌́̔̋͑̈́͛ Also can I know Your names and roles so that its eseir to recognize? Thanks!

Of course!

Darnold is our Desktop Assistant, Josh is the Browsing Buddy, Bubby is our Music Guru, Forzen is our Firewall, and I'm the Operator!

And I supposed you've already heard of Gordon! ...somehow... but he is the Restrictor, to help back up Josh and Forzen in protecting the user! And Benrey...

......

Hello, E-Mail!

[initiate-program]

coomers that I had to crop weird bc of my pages curling...anyways...confesion....while I love loverboy......I love coomers design more *runs behind a box*

[gordon-freeman-has-a-home]

uh, Benrey, where's Tommy?

[ENTITY DR_COOLATTA.VRAI DETECTED] [ENTITY H_COOMER.VRAI DETECTED] [ENTITY 13UB37.HVRAI DETECTED]

(you can ask them questions now.)

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[self-aware-village]

All non spoilery references!

[y2kvr]

Do you, Bubby, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?

I do.

And do you, Dr. Coomer, take Bubby do be your lawfully wedded husband?

I do!

Then, by the power vested in me, you are now... husband and husband!

You may now kiss the groom.

...Doctor.

PROFESSOR.

DOC-

[ghost-vr]

(over walkie talkie) GORDON! I got it don- I got it- uh, it's done, the-the new PETE! Come and- uh, come and get it! It's even- I think it's even better than the last!

(over walkie talkie) Yo, nice! I'll come and get it right now. Thanks man! You seem super excited, so I’m- heh, cool! Thanks.

(out loud) So, this is it? It looks, like, a bit different. Huh, well, does it work the same? Just, turn it on and go? Yeah? 

Yup, yeah! Exactly like that! So, just go in and, uh, should work the same. Shouldn’t conflict with the one Tommy’s using, nothing like that! Just uh, find the room that- uh, Doctor? Is in, tell him about it, turn it on, and you should see him! 

I just made it so, it doesn’t, uh... have as high a chance to shock you. And it looks, uh, it’s better to look at. And- oh, yeah, yup, you’re drawing on the smile. Great. Adorable. 

Welcome to the family, PETE Jr. We’ll get you going. 

Thank you Darnold, you’re a genius. I’ll be uh, on the cams. You’ll see me, I guess, and Doctor. Uh, if you, if he wants to be... seen. Thank you again. Fuckin’- smart ass dude.

Oh, shush and get in there. Go manifest you another ghost, why don’t you?

Yeah, yeah, I’m going! I’ll see you around. And, hopefully, another ghost. Uh, okay, cool, cool, awesome! I’ll be- uh, back, sooner or later. Probably not soon. Wrapped up in- OKAY, okay, yes, I’m going! 

Uh. Doc, you around? My friend Darnold, he got this- he made another... device, so you can, uh, show yourself. I know you said, uh, you’d be wanting to. So, you... you- are you around? You can show yourself now, y’know? 

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! 

Hello, Gordon! I suppose we should get acquainted, now that I can show myself! You can see me, right? Well- I guess by the look on your face, you can! 

Well, hello Gordon! Hello again, anyway! I’m Doctor Coomer. I assume Tommy never told you my name for my own privacy but, since we’re face to face now, I should let you know. 

It’s nice to meet you! 

... Are you feeling okay, Gordon? Gordon?  

[beyondblackmesa]

Hellooo? Anyone here? ~darkanon

Dr. Coomer: Ah! Hello, Darnold!

[y2kre]

Dr. Coomer, do you know exactly how the virus is spread?

Nope!

[pkmnhlvrai]

I think we should take a break... I don’t know about you two, but we were just running for our lives before now.

That’s fine! We’ve had a few run ins with those strange pokemon! So we should probably have a break as well, wouldn’t you say, Bubby?

I mean, I could continue. But if you want to stop we can, it’s not in anyone’s best interests to split with whatever’s going on. And this seems like a safe enough hallway.

[y2kig-experience]

That’s good, Spork! Anyways, anyone else you could wake up with that neat typing thing, Bubby? We need all the help we can get!

Well, I could wake up Forzen, but we don't need him right now...

Oh! I can get Harold!

[HAROLD! People want to see you!]

Hello, DJ Bubby!

[initiate-program]

bonus from the last post! designs for my Virus Alert m.a.p (which you can very much join!!!)

just some silly guys who are VERY simple and silly

[gordon-freeman-has-a-home]

Did you know? Bubby has white boy swag.

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[hevsimulation]

H.E.V.S. is a breakthrough! I can't wait to see it. A realistic VR simulation is quite the achievement. Godspeed, Science Team! - ⨘

It is quite remarkable! Tommy has made a wonderfully accurate recreation of the Black Mesa labs within the program!

[vry2k]

[There's a hush as the screen lights up, showing the VRY2K logo for a moment. Darnold plugs in the music and the two grooms are now on the big screen.]

[Vid ID: Bubby and Coomer are first surprised at how the other look. But their surprise turn to adoration as they grin to each other. They take a moment to stand and just stare at each other before someone screams "Go for it!" They laugh nervously before 'going for it', meeting in the middle as Bubby leans down and kisses Coomer. There's a beat where they look into each others eyes before. "Now!" they say in unison, "fire!" End ID]

The music is and instrumental of Loverboy by A-wall.

[y2kvr]

stubborn li’l bitch baby shit emails. i WANTED to get everyone but there’s no time. no- no way to.

looks like it’s just gonna be the three of us finding the restrictor.

hey bubby... cover your ears.

Seems kinda silly, but if you say so!

hey, guys?

gordon’s been lying to you.

y2k already happened.

it’s 2002.

Wh-

hold on-

Two-

Thousand?!

... ugh. 

let’s just go, doc.

Y2KVR WILL RETURN MONDAY, JULY 20.

[beyondblackmesa]

WOOOOOO, KICK HIM ACROSS, GO BUBBY. GET A GOAL!

Bubby: FORE!

[Bubby punches Scott and he goes flying like a ragdoll, landing into Dr. Coomer’s arms.]

Dr. Coomer: Dr. Bubby, I do believe that is the term for golf.

Scott: BUBBY. WHAT THE FUCK-

Dr. Coomer: Goodbye, Scott!

[Scott goes soaring again.]

Benrey: oh oh oh oh oh he’s going! he’s soaring! and in comes darnold with the catch of the game!

Darnold: This is... This can’t be the most effective way to get him over... can it...?

Scott: Right! It’s not!

Darnold: There’s a POTION for that!

[Darnold pours Potion of Moon Gravity onto Scott, and lets him down.]

Scott: Oh- Oh! Hell yeah! I’m on the MOON, motherfuckers!

[Scott leaps onto the last box, only for Tommy to grab his shoulder.]

Tommy: I won.