#Crack;; Goat Milker

[syco-friend]

"..................................." Grumble grumble... Dumb wife test....

[syco-friend]

"Would a latte make you feel better, Doctor?"

" I miss my husband, dash. I miss him a lot. "

[zuerchercheese]

New Washed Rind Cheeses from Nettle Meadow Farm

We are now carrying three new cheeses from Nettle Meadow. If you are interested in samples, please let us know and we will get a freshly cut piece on your next order. 

 A1870 Pasco’s Ration – 1 / 3.5 lb. $14.49/lb

Made with pasteurized goat’s milk, Pasco’s Ration is an earthy tomme-style wheel. The wheels are infused with rye whiskey and rubbed with sage and sea salt. Reminiscent of British-style cheeses, its texture is crumbly and flaky.  Pasco’s Ration is lemony, lactic and fresh with a meaty backbone.

 A1860 Cheesemaker’s Folly – 1 / 3.5 lb. $14.49/lb

One of the rare 100% pasteurized cow’s milk cheeses from this maker, Cheesemaker’s Folly is treated to repeated washings of Irish whiskey and stout. Beneath the copper rind, you’ll find a smooth paste with upfront flavors of buttermilk settling into malty-sweet finish.

 A1850 Peppered Ewe – 6 / 10 oz. $15.74/lb

This mixed-milk cheese begins with 50% pasteurized sheep’s milk and 50% pasteurized cow’s milk. Cracked Tellicherry Pepper is added to the mix, contributing a robust, fruity quality. The rounds are then washed in Adirondack Brewery’s Fat Scotsman Ale, a rich, caramelized Scotch-style brew.

 Located in the Adirondack Mountains in upstate New York, Nettle Meadow Farm serves as both an animal sanctuary and artisan cheese company. Cheesemaker/owners Sheila Flanagan and Lorraine Lambiase are, first and foremost, dedicated to caring for their animals. Their elegant and flavorful cheeses are the icing on the cake. Zuercher & Co. appreciates the natural and humane practices of Nettle Meadow Farm:

·         Organic hay, grains, wild herbs, raspberry leaf, garlic, and kelp are used to feed the animals.

·         The animals’ diet helps to impart high butterfat contents in the milk.

·         Their animal sanctuary rehabilitates injured or abandoned animals.

·         Retired milkers are allowed to spend the rest of their years on the farm, rather than be slaughtered – a more usual fate in commercial operations.

[syco-friend]

AGENT STONE I DEMAND 10 KISSES IMMEDIATELY

"Of course, Doctor! Right away!" KISSES HIM KISSES HIM KISSES HIM KISSES HIM KISSES HIM KISSES HIM

[syco-friend]

Do it for him.........

[syco-friend]

mwah. eggyman kiss his head ...

@eggman-land

"!!!!"

Woaw..............

[syco-friend]

Wife Rating Scale/Husband Rating Scale

"??? What kind of tests are these- It didn't even ask if you'd donate your body to science for your boss- Er, partner!"

Stolen from;; the dashboard instead of working on replies because i'm tired from work

Tagging;; who the fuck ever wants to do this.

[syco-friend]

tag dump

ooc;; Peachy

#ic;; Agent Stone

RP;; Latte?

MOVIE 1 VERSE;; BASICS OF A BARISTA MOVIE 2 VERSE;; MEAN BEAN MACHINIST MOVIE 3 VERSE;; END OF THE WORLD

MAIN VERSE;; EGGMAN-LAND’S PERSONAL LAP DOG GAME VERSE;; LATTE SHAKER COMIC VERSE;; READ THE MANUEL

Musings;; Free Samples?

Dash Comm;; Live Stream Broadcast

Aesthetics;; Mean Bean Machine

My art;; Its beautiful Doctor

Lore;; Prequill

Asks;; Yes Doctor?

Anon Ask;; I'm not telling you anything

Suggestive;; No proper materials

NSFW;; Search History

NSFL;; EVERYBODY OUT.

PSA;; Do NOT reblog

PSA;; Reblog From Source

PSA;; Read My Rules

Reblog;; Spacious and Crustaceous

Promo;; He's Back!

Ask Starter;; Taking Orders

Meme Prompt;; Right here in the manual

One Liner;; The Doctor Thinks You're Basic

Crack;; Goat Milker

Queue;; Please. Join me in the Crab

Relationships;; Best Of Friends

[syco-friend]

Sits and listens so patiently and eagerly. Through the whole thing. He doesn't even blink-- He wants no details spared.

【🤖】— ❝FRET not dear Stone, for clearly this test is simply a dated antique that does not hold to today's standard and--❞ Dear reader, we have decided to spare you the lengthy rant full of feminist jargon lifted from his old gender studies papers back in college.

———-> NEEDLESS to say, he is, in reality, coping.